Friday, April 11, 2014

Announcement

As you all know, today is the day the title of Book 9 is announced.

Except it isn't.

Nope, now that day will be Monday, because there's something else that I want to talk about instead, something a little more important than a book title.

I've been working hard these past few months. I write the occasional blog entry, I've barely been on twitter, I've barely glanced at the Forums or the Facebook page. I'm writing, and I know you understand that, and I appreciate your patience. It's not going to be for very much longer, either. I'm planning on finishing the book next week. I have a lot to do, but I reckon I can do it.

But something has happened in my absence. Something troubling. Not on the twitter page — everyone there is funny and enthusiastic. Not on the Facebook page — everyone there is supportive and astonishingly excitable. Not on the Forums, either — they argue, debate, discuss, and at no time do they ever let these arguments spill over into anything else.

Nope, the trouble is here, in the Comments section of this blog.

Most of the Minions who comment here are my kind of people. They're weird. And I mean, unashamedly odd. I've always been so, so proud of you guys, because I look around at other fandoms and I see everyone sniping at each other and divisions forming and I'm comforted by the fact that none of that happens here.

But I've been away. I've taken my eye off the game. And now I'm seeing behaviour that could be classed as bullying.

You all know my stance on bullying. I will not abide it. The blog, twitter, Facebook, Forums... ANYTHING associated with me must have zero tolerance for bullying. I just won't have it.

The Minions who comment here, I want you to think about the comments you leave. If you never say anything negative about anyone, step over here beside me. I like you. You can be my friend. But if you think about the things you say and you're frowning to yourself? Then I'm probably talking to you.

Harsh words are one thing. We all argue. We all have harsh words. But if all you have, for one particular person, are harsh words? If you CONSISTENTLY say negative things about one PARTICULAR person? Then that's bullying. And that has to stop.

I'm not naming any names. I don't want the bullies to be, in turned, bullied by people who are annoyed they won't get the title until Monday. I don't want recriminations. But what I do want is for you to realise that we're all here because, to some degree, we're all the same.  We each have enough in common, as people, as individuals, to love the same things. Do you realise how wonderful that is? To KNOW you have something in common with all these other people?

I have never called Minions "my fans". I will call them fans of the books, fans of the characters, but they're never MY fans. They're never fans of ME. Because we're all the same. I'm not better than you, just because I'm the writer and you're the reader. I have enough in common with each of you to know that, if we met, we'd get along. We'd find SOME common ground.

You're on a train. You see someone in another seat reading a book you LOVE. And you instantly smile, because you have connected with that person. So look around. See all the people who comment and the people who tweet and blog and post... there are your people. These are your friends.  Let the harsh words fade away. Wipe the slate clean. Start fresh.

Where I train, in the most brutal form of fighting there is, we have a rule, and it's quite simple. We're training to fight and hurt and break and smash. On the street, we're animals. We're horrible. We're violent. We're nasty. But in the club, when we train, the rule is: Be nice or go home.

So be nice. Being nice is so much NICER than not being nice. Try it and see, and then you can come over here and stand beside me, and you can be my friend too.

But don't make me angry. You wouldn't like what I do to your favourite characters when I'm angry.





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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Bye Amethyst!

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Bye Amethyst.

Emerald Melody said...

I'm done with all this shit anyway.

I'm just coming on here to roleplay from now on. Even then, I'm not sure if I will all the time.

I try to help Zaf as best as I can as she is one of my friends, one of the first people I met on here. But I just can't cope with her throwing back in my face or not trying for the sake of helping herself.

I want her to find peace, I want everyone to find peace but it's been going on for so long, everyone has just made a habit of it.

I don't think it will ever change. Somedays I think that it would just be better if everyone went their own ways after book 9 is finished.

Jesus I can only imagine what Chase must be thinking, looking down on all of this. This was his online home too, he got to know everyone for the sake of me but ended up with his own haven.

And now it's destroyed.

Everyone is becoming bitter, daily. Everyone is walking on eggshells, wondering how they are going to cope with any extremely emotional outbursts from now. Sometimes struggling to even bring themselves on to check here anymore.

This was our home, our haven, our sanctuary and we've let it become nothing but a ruined and desecrated memory.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

That's only going to make it worse, Trip. Ignoring her isn't removing yourself from the problem. It's letting it influence your actions, and making it worse. The only way to get past this cycle is to forgive each other, even when we think we shouldn't or can't.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I have forgiven. It's her turn. It's been her turn for nearly a year. I don't even want a sorry, although it would be nice. I just want to patch things up. But seeing as it won't happen, I'm going to stop feeding her fire with olive branches and go.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

If it's what's best for you, Em, then go. And I'm not saying that because I don't want you here- I love you here. I'm saying that because I get it. I understand that for a lot of people, coming here is just an emotional strain, and if that's all it is for you, you have to do what's best for yourself.

I couldn't leave, and I still believe we can improve the community here, but that's just me. I don't have a lot of the real-life stresses that I know a lot of you do.

#ChaseForBook9

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

I'm sorry if I'm interfering, but what exactly is the problem here. What caused it, and what can end it?

Because having the Skulduggery Pleasant community torn apart is not something that should be allowed to happen.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I love you.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

It's not a fandom division. It's personal, and it's been made everyone on the blog's problem, even though it shouldn't be.

And I don't think there's an explanation anyone can give without oversimplifying everything. I can try, though it'll take awhile and will probably be a separate comment from this.

Snow said...

so i said i had left. but i cant.

damn this place and making me love it.

*hugs everyone*

I AM IN A HUGGING MOOD AND NONE SHALL ESCAPE MY HUGGING RATH.

*ENVELOPES THE WORLD IN A HUG OF NO ESCAPE*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I never knew what caused it, it just started happening. And it didn't stop. We asked her to, we told her to, but it never did. If it was as simple as "this started it" then we could just end it, but I've no idea what happened.

Maybe that's the worst part, that I can't help.

And now I'm crying.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*hugs Snow*

Me too. Why do we have to be so fun that we can't leave each other's company? It would make our lives much easier eh?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Going is one thing, Trip, and if that's what you mean, I'll say the same thing I said to Em. But ignoring is different, and that won't help.

There was a big argument a while ago that a lot of people were hurt by, Tia, and we're still struggling to get past it.

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs Snow tightly]

I know the feeling.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I'm. Not. Leaving. I will ignore. If the golden god himself comes and tells me exactly how immoral, wrong, and foolish I was being, I still wouldn't. Because I know, but I love you all, even her, and I won't give that up. I have considered the consequences my actions will have, and I have decided it is the best course of action. You cannot change my mind.

Chione Asahina said...

Trip don't cry, com'ere *hugs him*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well, at least I've stopped leaking.

Chione Asahina said...

Good good.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Alright, Trip. I wouldn't want you to leave, anyway.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh, well I won't say no to a hug! *hugs Chione*

If only we knew where it all went wrong eh?

You know, I might do a little comment trawling, try and find the source. It can't have been long after Arratay's possession...

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs Trip, hugs Aretha, hugs Chione]

I've already said everything I've had to say on the subject, some of it more than once, and none of it changed anything...

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*pulls Snow and Fabi into a warm hug of epic proportions*

I just don't want anything to happen to you guys - I remember watching Day of the Doctor, and the 11th Doctor's death, and feeling the same emotions as you guys. I realised how similar we are, how we like similar things, and how book 9 will break us all. But above all, I know you will always be here, and you will always be chatting, and roleplaying, and setting your emotions free. And I thank you for it.

I dedicate this to you - thank you, all of you, for without you, the Blogland would be a tad bit lonelier, and a lot more duller.

"You've only ever truly lost if you've surrendered"

Snow said...

*hugs fabi*

... zaf knows that feeling too. i suggested she leave and try to cool off so she can apologize but she said she could never leave this place.


and i'm not taking sides. i'm just pointing out that she obviously still loves this place.


someone needs to take the first step and so, even though it wasn't me at all, i am gonna be that person.


I AM SORRY ZAF!! I LOVE YOU BLOG SIS AND I THINK SOME OTHER PEOPLE DO AS WELL!! I FORGIVE YOU!! (NOT THAT I EVER BLAMED YOU REALLY BUT YOU KNOW)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well this is it. Goodbye. I'm leaving. Adra started it with tattling, Trip ended it with ignoring. I'm done, I'm cutting myself off from the fandom. I don't want to be part anymore, I'm going off somewhere, to where I belong: On my FB Roleplay page. I'm welcome there. I'm not welcome here. Goodbye.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I have an email dated July 26th if that helps...

Snow said...

*hugs zaf*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Oh.

Well, I'm sorry it had to end this way, and I'm sorry for what you must think of us all now.

Goodbye Zafira Kerias.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I'm not holding anything against anyone. In my mind, everyone here deserves the same respect as everyone else.

I will have to go soon, just as a warning.

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

And, um, about the tattling?

I disagree there.

If someone is constantly hurting you, it is never wrong to seek help.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Zaf, please, don't leave us. Don't leave us all. You *are* welcome here.

I will always welcome you, and I'm not the only one, so please, don't leave.

Snow said...

i dont think she's ghosting anymore, tia. *hugs*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well, this is certainly my most ambitious trawl yet. We've covered so many posts, it's like searching for a needle in a haystack at the source of the Nile.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Maybe I am.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHEN THE LAST TIME I CRIED WAS? I DIDN'T CRY WHEN BLOODY MATT DIED!

I'm-

I'm sorry, Zafiria. I cannot let you go. I just can't. I can't give up on you, and I'm sorry I, or we, made you give up on us.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I gave up long ago. I gave up when Adra said no to me th very first time over the summer. When she denied me into the roleplay, when she tried to take over everything I did. That's when it started. I had my wisdom teeth out I did a plot nobody listened. I came and was ignored. I lost my faith, yet only one person stayed. Aretha. She never yelled, never said I was horrible, never degraded me, she stayed calm. She was there.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

...

I've finished a box of Kleenex and two-thirds of my good-mood chocolate stash just today.

I think it's time for me to go.

I know I left before, and only sort of lasted a month, but this conflict is really taking a toll on me irl, and sooner or later, someone is going to notice.

I won't be in touch at all, with any Bloglandians, for at least a few days. If I can calm down enough to think about this place without crying, I'll return.

Wishing you all the best,

Fabienne

Snow said...

... by fab.

*hugs*


god, i've typed that word a lot this morning

Snow said...

*bye

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Maybe I'll stay for the sake of people who actually have a heart.

Snow said...

*hugs*

*hugs*

*hugs*

*hugs*

*hugs*

*hugs*

*hugs*

*hugs*

*hugs*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yeah I'll stay....for now....

Snow said...

*hugs zaf*









*wonders if i can steal trips soul. it's that kind of morning.*














*shrugs*










i think i g2g. bye. *hugs*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye...

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...


To be honest, if you only feel happy to talk to one person here - Aretha - then it would make sense to leave.

Zafira. Fabi. Who's next? That's the question. People are leaving.

Sure, you have every right to leave. But who will leave next?

Maybe you'll lurk.

Maybe you won't.

But how will you know, who left as you left?

Who misses you dearly?

Who wishes you best?

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Goodbye, Snow!

Anonymous said...

This is a brilliant post. Bullying is a real thing and it is great someone famous finally puts it out there and tries to stop bullying. Great job Derek :D Can't wait for monday. :)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*cough cough*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*gives Trip an inhaler*

Noelle said...

*Hugs Zaf*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...
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Noelle said...

Tia, I have asthma and it is no joke. *incriminating look*

(I'm joking, I don't care ;P)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Did...did...Adra...hug....me?


*hugs Adra back*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

I'd like to point out that hugs are really warm and pleasant, and rare commodities irl.

Oh, this popped up, go figure:

(feel free to ignore me. seriously)



This is what I brought you, this you can keep
This is what I brought, you may forget me
I promise to depart, just promise one thing
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep

This is what I brought you, this you can keep
This is what I brought, you may forget me
I promise you my heart, just promise to sing
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep

This is what I thought, I thought you'd need me
This is what I thought, so think me naive
I'd promise you a heart, you'd promise to keep
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep

Noelle said...

Yes I did, Zaf. *Offers a skulcake*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

I have asthma too, duh, wheredyou think I got the inhaler from?

Noelle said...

Wtf 666 comment (CROWLEY)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*eats Skulcake* Thank you. *offers dynamite lollipop*

Noelle said...

*Takes it*

*Inspects closely*

Um.

How do I eat-

What

How does this work

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Its a dynamite shaped lollipop, non-lethal.

Noelle said...

Aha!

Thank you!

And, I apologize- I'm not leaving because of you, but I just had an arduous hip hop tryout, and I'm exhausted from it 0-0

And I must eat a cow. *nods*

I'll be on again when I can be. *Waves* Goodnight Zaf, Trip, Snow..?, Tia, everyone lurking.

*Holds hands together*
*Does a little bow*

Gandhi had it right! :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Good night Adra. I hope you did well with the try-out

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Derek.
I honestly don't really like the fact that this post was even needed, and okay, maybe I just really want to know the title, but thanks for the post. Just... thanks.
Also this proves that you DO read the comments! Ha! I was right! :D

Izz said...

Hello everyone! How's life?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi Izz!

Unknown said...

Be nice and save the characters!

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Good night, Adra! Get that energy back and see you tomorrow!

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Hi, Izz! I'm afraid this goodnight is to all of you, as I'm going. See you Saturday night, ok?

*hugs Zaf*

Not letting go.

Izz said...

Ha, good night to you. Silly time-zones. It's a glorious morning down-under; sunshine and a crisp autumn breeze. Alas homework looms on the horizon...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Tis 8:35pm by me

Snow said...

hello! i am back. ish. msd. youtubing.

and... *smiles* it's good to see adra and zaf doing something nice for each other. it made me happy.

Izz said...

It would be cool if the time was the same everywhere.

Izz said...

But I suppose it's also cool how it's different.
But it's still a bit inconvenient when it comes to live-blogging and stuff like that.

Izz said...

Zaf, are you east coast or west?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

East coast of USA

Izz said...

*nods*
I just noticed that Derek's description hasn't been updated since Mortal Coil... Somebody should tell him.

Izz said...

Do you watch Hannibal?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

No I dont watch much tv

Izz said...

Fair enough. New episode comes out today so I'm rather excited.
Anyway, good to see you again. I've been ordered out to do the washing and I probably won't be back.
Adios Amigos!

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

~hugs Mr. Landy~

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye Izz

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

I'm not sure to what bullying you're referring, Mr. Landy, because I haven't managed to commment here for some time, but thank you for not tolerating it.

Because I HAVEN'T been able to comment, let me just say a couple things.
Firstly, I like the case you made about those Captain America posters. That was... ridiculous.
Secondly, without giving any spoilers I LOVED THE WINTER SOLDIER! That was one of the best Marvel movies I've seen.
Thirdly- wow! That cover is just.... ~sigh~ I don't think I'll ever think of a better word than pure "wow."
Lastly, I want to know the title! But I don't >.<
I DON'T WANT AUGUST TO GET HERE!

P.S. My brother John's wedding is fast approaching! June 21st! I'm so excited!
Yes, that was random, but hey. {hheh heh... butt hay.... I don't even know.... Blame my brothers O.O]

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

Well then, buenas tardes, Senore Landy. I was in the car for 13 1/2 hours yesterday, and then got up before the sun today, so I'm just a LITTLE sleepy. :P
I will return... uh... at some point '.'

Skyril A.K.A the Vociferous Chatterer, Loyal Forever and Always, The Ever-Present, the Pluviophile said...

P.P.S.
PLEASE PUT ISRAEL ELYSIUM AND NIGHTS RAVEN IN YOUR LAST BOOK, DEREK LANDY!!!!!
PLEASE!
We've all loved you forever and have followed your blog forever, and it would mean more than anything to be in one of your [your last] SP books! ~hugs~ Ok, goodnight.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*is slowly dying of boredom*

Chione Asahina said...

Well, that just made my day. Zafira and Adra hugging and eating skulcake together. You guys have really made me feel better, thanks.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*raises glass*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

god praise you, derek landy.

oh, and by the way, the competition with you and roddy doyle and some other authors? the one about the twelve stories and if-you-write-a-good-enough-story-you-might-be-featured-alongside-some-of-these-great-authors?
yeah. i was going to enter, but then i realised how i can't actually write stories anymore, so :P

Maralie Lily Charm said...

huh. haven't been on here in a while, really.

and i probably won't be either...

but this post helped, derek.

thank you :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Man is not one but two, he is evil and good and he walks the fine line we'd all cross if we could.

Chione Asahina said...

Goodnight guys *hugs anyone who is there*

Unknown said...

Derek you are so right about bulling. I used to get bullied every single day of my life from kindi till grade 5, and now I'm in grade 9 and I still get bullied but it's way less than I used too. Derek I am going to stand by you as a friend because I thought- after I heard all these things about bullies- just to love them and everyone, even if they do shove you into a wall every once in a while, you can and they can still learn to be nice and kind. I have and some of the people that used to bullie me are now my best friends because they changed their hearts. So if you are a bullie think about what you're doing and change. Listen to Derek!

Mistical Future said...

Derek I don't care if I have to wait another few days, because as people have already said this topic that you have brought up is WAY more important!!!
I also haven't been on here much and although I haven't seen any bullying I have definitely felt how this blog has gotten colder and less active. In all honestly we needed the big guy to point out what's gone wrong and to really get everyone to think about what they have been typing.
Thanks for doing this. Sometimes people just need there wrongdoings pointed out to them so they can figure out that they need to stop.

Unknown said...

Derek, it is very good that you know about this, and that you have told us (because some of us didn't know about the bullying), but it SICKENS me that you had to make this blog, because people SHOULDN'T BULLY, no matter what is going on in their life! I KNOW what it feels like to be bullied, because I have been bullied since 3rd grade, and it is NOT nice, so I don't know why, I HONESTLY don't know why, people would bully someone else! How would they like to be bullied?! I reckon, that if you don't have anything nice to say, you should LEAVE STRAIGHT AWAY!!!

Snow said...

*hugs everyone*

please someone be on. i need hugs right now.

my... my gran just died...

please. i need someone....

Unknown said...

Hey Snow! Sorry it took so long, I had to switch from my IPod to a desktop, then the desktop froze, so now I'm on my dads laptop

Sorry to hear about your Gran :(

Snow said...

hey Rue.

*hugs*

got any jokes or stories to take my mind off of it...?

Unknown said...

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don''''t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."

Amethyst Temerity said...

Hello!

Unknown said...

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. The religious man prayed every single day and night, spending much time at church, while the atheist never even thought of such acts.

However, the atheist's had a good life. An excellent, well-payed job, and a beautiful wife, lovely, healthy, children, whereas the religious man's job was stressful and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day ,and his kids were obnoxious, and non loving.

So one day, while deep into his regular prayer, he looked towards heaven and asked, "Oh God, I honour you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbour, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?"

A great voice bellowed out from above, "BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BOTHER ME ALL THE TIME!"

Amethyst Temerity said...

Hello Rueben!

Snow said...

*hugs amy*

Unknown said...

Q: What did the bartender say when a priest, a boyscout, and a blonde walked in?

A: Is this a joke?

Snow said...

i think i'm out of tears...

thanks rue.

Unknown said...

hello amethyst! I don't think we have actually ever talked together! Oh, and before I forget
*Hugs Snow from before*
*hugs amethyst as well*

Amethyst Temerity said...

*hugs Snow and Rueben*

Unknown said...

You are completely welcome Snow!!
Oh, and what was going on before, with Trip and Zaf? I just checked out Zaf's twitter as well, and she said that this blog post was aimed at her

Snow said...

a lot of thing Rue. a lot of things.

Unknown said...

Okay, last joke:

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

Amethyst Temerity said...

...oh yes...about that...
Everything's going to get better, right?
I just read about Zaf and Adra hugging and sharing cake :) They made up with each other right?

Amethyst Temerity said...

Nice jokes :)

Amethyst Temerity said...

...people?

Snow said...

sorry. went to go throw marshmallows at my brother.

or, in other words, make sure he was ok.

Amethyst Temerity said...

...marshmallows...

Snow said...

i think i'm okay now. i will cry more. a lot more. but for now, i'm making sure my mum and brother are okay and helping my dad with whatever needs doing.

Amethyst Temerity said...

*hugs Snow*

Snow said...

*hugs*

i think i need to go post this on my blog. wbd, msd

Amethyst Temerity said...

Okay.

Snow said...

done.

so.... how are you?

Amethyst Temerity said...

Good. What about you?

Snow said...

aside from the obvious, fine.

Amethyst Temerity said...

*hugs* :)

Snow said...

wdvefbrgnthm

Amethyst Temerity said...

Well, I have Spring Break next week :D

Snow said...

i have easter break next week.

Amethyst Temerity said...

:D Yay for breaks!

Amethyst Temerity said...

well... now what?

Snow said...

ummmmmmmmmmmmm

*pokes and runs away*

Amethyst Temerity said...

...Come back!
*runs after Snow* *pokes*

Snow said...

nuuuuuuuuu

chu killed mehhhhhhh.....

*falls to the ground*

Amethyst Temerity said...

...*pokes*

Snow said...

OMG YOU ARE HEARTLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*pokes 20000 times*

Amethyst Temerity said...

*pokes 20001 times*

Unknown said...

Hey, I'm back!! And I am already on Easter holidays :P

Amethyst Temerity said...

Hey Rueben!
*pokes*

Unknown said...

*Pokes Amy 100 times*
*pokes Snow 100 times*

Hey, as anyone here heard of a website called Fishpond.com?


#ChaseForBook9

Amethyst Temerity said...

Nope, not until now.
*pokes Rueben 100 times* ...*pokes again*

Lykira "Flame" Skuggfux said...

Thank you Derek for saying all this, bullying is bad and it should be stopped! If every person in the world was like you, we would have no wars ( but the world would be a bit odd)

Unknown said...

Well, Fishpond is a GREAT website for buying books, because they ALWAYS have deals on, and the most expensive book I got on there was LSoDM, for $17, but that was because I pre-ordered it, and there was no sale on it!

Amethyst Temerity said...

Wow... that's a pretty good deal compared to other prices.

Amethyst Temerity said...

I'm going to go to sleep in a few minutes...

Unknown said...

But I don't know if Fishpond sells to other countries other than Australia (and Tasmania for Snow, of course), but Amy, you could certainly try it out :)


#ChaseForBook9

Unknown said...

Yeah, im going to leave now as well, so bye everyone!!
*Hugs anyone still on*


#ChaseForBook9

Amethyst Temerity said...

I checked. They ship all over the world :D

I think I'll go sleep now. Night!

Anonymous said...

*hugs Snow*
And awesome jokes, Rueben. XD

Snow said...

*hugs Phoenix*

Snow said...

(つ• ヮ •)つ *:・゚✧✧゚・: *:・゚✧✧゚・: *:・゚✧✧゚・: *:・゚✧✧゚・: 

Unknown said...

You are so right mistical future. Thanks derek

Chione Asahina said...

hey guys, I'll be distant cause I'm stufying but i'll still pop in and out.

Chione Asahina said...

Studying*

Anonymous said...

"I have never called Minions "my fans". I will call them fans of the books, fans of the characters, but they're never MY fans. They're never fans of ME. Because we're all the same. I'm not better than you, just because I'm the writer and you're the reader. I have enough in common with each of you to know that, if we met, we'd get along. We'd find SOME common ground."

*nods* Derek, that's what I like about you.
And yes, this is so much more important than a book title!

Also, I wouldn't want you to do what you do when you're angry. And I think this warning will be effective! I hope so!

Kath Lissenden said...

being probably your oldest minion at the age of 48 and having in my distant youth seriously bullied in school, I cheer loudly and plaud your decision to write this post.
Bullying has always been unacceptable to me and in today's society with all these modern forms of communication, it seems so much worse because it's so much harder to get away from it and it seems much crueller (of course that may just be my advanced years).
Thank you for sticking up for those being bullied it is important that these things are not accepted.
PS. on a different matter I have already pre ordered Armageddon Outta Here and book 9. Roll on Monday's announcement.

Chione Asahina said...

MITHRIA! YOU'RE BACK! *tacklehugs*

Chione Asahina said...

Or not *whistles*

Snow said...

Hello..? Msd, wbd

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*rides majestically in on Onzwa*
*her silver hair billowing out behind her*
*with a loud whinny the night mare stopped rising onto its back legs*
*it land back on all fours*
*gets off the horse*
Hello!

Snow said...

Hey Tempest

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey Snow! How are you?
*pokes snow*

Chione Asahina said...

Hey Snow, sorry about your gran.

Hey Silente.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey Chi! *tackle hugs*

Snow said...

*nods a chio*

*pokes Tempest back*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*pokes snow twice*
*hugs her*
*pokes her again*

Snow said...

*frowns*

*pokes Tempest 20000 times*

Snow said...

G2g sleep. Night

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Night snow!
*pokes her 2000000 times*

Chione Asahina said...

Sorry, I poofed.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

So did I. So how are ya Chi? Wanna rp or something?

Chione Asahina said...

Dunno...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Dunno? Is that to the how are you or to the wanna rp?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*explodes*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey Zaf! How are you?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Sleeepy

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Its like 11 o'clock over there isn't it?

Chione Asahina said...

Hey, sorry went in for a shower Silente.

Hey Zaffy.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

That's fine Chi. You don't have to apologise for having a shower. I mean, if you didn't have a shower you'd get greasy hair and you'd be grimy and sweaty and start smelling and stuff. So yeah, don't apologise for showering, its fine :-)
*starts tickling Chi*

Chione Asahina said...

Silente stop tickling me!

John said...

*Lunges out of Chio's shadow and tackles Silente to the ground*
*starts tickling her*

John said...

*Still tickling Silente*
Hello everyone!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Arhhhh!
*wiggles around giggling*
Nooo!........please!
*bats at Blake's hands still giggling and wiggling*

John said...

*creates a few shadow hands to help tickle her*
You should know better than to go after Chio like that when she can get me here any time xD

Anonymous said...

*jumps into existence*
Hello, Blogla-
*is halted by the sight of all the tickling going on*
Ohhhkay....
*pulls up a beanbag and watches*
(I'm only here for this one comment so bye!)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*laughs* guys...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*continues to giggle*
*stil trying to bat away the shadows and blake*
Sorry!.....I surrender!........please!

Chione Asahina said...

*joins in ticling Silente* How do you like it!?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Hey zaf!))

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*surprise hugs* Hey, guys :)

Got any plans for Saturday?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hi!! *laughs* Tickle her

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Hey Taia! Nah I've no plans.. well not yet. How are you?))

John said...

*Sighs and stands up*
Okay fine, I'll stop.
Can't say the same for Chio though!
*laughs and walks away*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((I dedicate this page to Minions. So essentially, to us guys. You're all my friends and I trust you all. We might have quarrels or terrify each other but in the end we're all there for each other. :D ))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Terrify? *laughs hysterically* I had nightmares that Derek came to the USA

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

After cleaning up the house I'll either be revising, reading Holly Smale's books, or going to town to get some more books.

That's the plan, anyway.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

And as my American friend pointed out, Derek seems to hate America - they're seem so hostile in SP books, and Derek won't visit USA.

Very peculiar.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*and yet he has Captain America's shield.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Maybe he's scared of America. I mean its bigger than Ireland and stuff..))

*wiggles and giggles*
*only Chi is ticking her now*

Chione Asahina said...

*continues tickling her*

PAYBACK

Chione Asahina said...

I have all my stuff out for studying...I even wrote some stuff out... But yeah not really studying at all.

John said...

But- But I'm American... ;-;

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Nooo! I'm sorry!
*bats at chi's hands to slow the tickling down*
*squirms still giggling hysterically*

Chione Asahina said...

*laughs evily*

No I'm kidding, i'll stop.

*gets up and tacklehugs Blake*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

In LSODM I even seem a bit mean, like the way I totally dismiss Vex basically....we Americans do seem rather evil but like...Ireland isn't a saint

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