Friday, April 11, 2014

Announcement

As you all know, today is the day the title of Book 9 is announced.

Except it isn't.

Nope, now that day will be Monday, because there's something else that I want to talk about instead, something a little more important than a book title.

I've been working hard these past few months. I write the occasional blog entry, I've barely been on twitter, I've barely glanced at the Forums or the Facebook page. I'm writing, and I know you understand that, and I appreciate your patience. It's not going to be for very much longer, either. I'm planning on finishing the book next week. I have a lot to do, but I reckon I can do it.

But something has happened in my absence. Something troubling. Not on the twitter page — everyone there is funny and enthusiastic. Not on the Facebook page — everyone there is supportive and astonishingly excitable. Not on the Forums, either — they argue, debate, discuss, and at no time do they ever let these arguments spill over into anything else.

Nope, the trouble is here, in the Comments section of this blog.

Most of the Minions who comment here are my kind of people. They're weird. And I mean, unashamedly odd. I've always been so, so proud of you guys, because I look around at other fandoms and I see everyone sniping at each other and divisions forming and I'm comforted by the fact that none of that happens here.

But I've been away. I've taken my eye off the game. And now I'm seeing behaviour that could be classed as bullying.

You all know my stance on bullying. I will not abide it. The blog, twitter, Facebook, Forums... ANYTHING associated with me must have zero tolerance for bullying. I just won't have it.

The Minions who comment here, I want you to think about the comments you leave. If you never say anything negative about anyone, step over here beside me. I like you. You can be my friend. But if you think about the things you say and you're frowning to yourself? Then I'm probably talking to you.

Harsh words are one thing. We all argue. We all have harsh words. But if all you have, for one particular person, are harsh words? If you CONSISTENTLY say negative things about one PARTICULAR person? Then that's bullying. And that has to stop.

I'm not naming any names. I don't want the bullies to be, in turned, bullied by people who are annoyed they won't get the title until Monday. I don't want recriminations. But what I do want is for you to realise that we're all here because, to some degree, we're all the same.  We each have enough in common, as people, as individuals, to love the same things. Do you realise how wonderful that is? To KNOW you have something in common with all these other people?

I have never called Minions "my fans". I will call them fans of the books, fans of the characters, but they're never MY fans. They're never fans of ME. Because we're all the same. I'm not better than you, just because I'm the writer and you're the reader. I have enough in common with each of you to know that, if we met, we'd get along. We'd find SOME common ground.

You're on a train. You see someone in another seat reading a book you LOVE. And you instantly smile, because you have connected with that person. So look around. See all the people who comment and the people who tweet and blog and post... there are your people. These are your friends.  Let the harsh words fade away. Wipe the slate clean. Start fresh.

Where I train, in the most brutal form of fighting there is, we have a rule, and it's quite simple. We're training to fight and hurt and break and smash. On the street, we're animals. We're horrible. We're violent. We're nasty. But in the club, when we train, the rule is: Be nice or go home.

So be nice. Being nice is so much NICER than not being nice. Try it and see, and then you can come over here and stand beside me, and you can be my friend too.

But don't make me angry. You wouldn't like what I do to your favourite characters when I'm angry.





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Dragona Pine said...

Trip: how would you make a person you don't think exists talk, especially when they can control minds?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well, she won't have a mental problem, if that's what you're asking. But I can't guarantee she won't get rat assed drunk.

Emerald Melody said...

*Lorcan is quiet and standing still in the clearing by the lake. His eyes are closed as he takes a deep breath as two small balls of silver appear in the palms of his hands.

Slowly he starts to lift his hands and the balls start to float off his hands. He begins slow flowing movements with his arms, his legs counteracting with moves similarly to the arms. As his moves his arms, he always makes sure that the balls never leave more than 5 inches away from his palms.*

-

*The girl is walking deeper into the woods. She was limping and her hand was dripping silver again. Her foot was sore, she knew she shouldn't have gone up against him but it was her only chance as she had caught him by surprise.

He was a lot stronger than she anticipated. She knew she was going to be in trouble when she got back but she had to see for herself. She had to see why she was different to him.*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well, it's quite simple, some madman gets the information to you, and then you simply get a supercharged greater binding sigil, bind them all, run in and steal all of their information, posing as random thieves, take it back to the sanctuary, put it in a secret vault, make a copy of THAT information, and put it on several computers in a dummy safehouse with dummy people who you yourself have brainwashed to think they are in fact thieves who stole all that information after that guy told them about that place.

Well, that's a very abridged version, but yeah. :P

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Crimson: *to the girl* Hello love.

Dragona Pine said...

Trip: if you knew they existed, they'd know too. And yes, the binding spell would work as long as you didn't end up casting it on your own allies since they can control minds.

Emerald Melody said...

*The girl jumps back with the silver starting to cover her hands. She hisses as she jumps back onto her injured leg.

She just stares down Crimson. She doesn't say anything nor does she want to.*

Dragona Pine said...

Plus: there's more than one. There is one Basilisk like base underneath every Sanctuary in the world (which is never shown in any plans or anything) and unknown to the elders. There are also some scattered elsewhere.

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go now, bye!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Bye Dragona!

Crimson: You've got some nerve, attacking my friend's friend's son. Throwing his whole world into jeopardy.

In my territory.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: *looks around for Lorcan*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well, I think Em is gone, after twenty minutes of waiting.

Emerald Melody said...

*The girl still says nothing. She thinks about attacking but the pain in her foot is too distracting to even concentrate.

She's left it too long to decide that the silver encasing her hands starts to melt and drip onto the grass*

-

*Lorcan almost completes the concentration routine when he takes a turn too far and his sore ribs shoot an arrow of pain through him.

He shouts out as he grips his side and the two silver balls come crashing down onto the grass*

Lorcan: Fuck!...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

But if you're not, don't feel inclined to go, please.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Crimson: So, strong and silent act eh? You're not really my type, dear. Wrong gender, to be perfectly honest with ya.

Emerald Melody said...

*The girl starts to feel a sense of panic as she feels her silver dripping off her hands. She wouldn't be able to produce anymore for another couple of minutes.*

Girl: It doesn't concern you. So leave well alone.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

But it DOES. Because I'm a nosy parker, and you've caught me eye.

So, let's just cut to the chase here, what is it that makes you such a special little snowflake then?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: *smirks going to the yells* Lorcan!

Emerald Melody said...

Girl: I don't know why. That's why I came to observe him. To see what makes me so different.

I still have more questions than answers.

-

*Lorcan carefully stretches his side, the pain subsiding slightly*

Lorcan: Over here Lexi!

*He bends down and places his hand over the balls as they absorb themselves back into his skin. He would have to try again tomorrow.*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: *runs over and carefully hugs him* Hey!!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Crimson: Well, what answers DO you have?

Emerald Melody said...

*The girl looks disgusted as she replies*

Girl: Absolutely nothing.

-

*Lorcan hugs Alexis back, a bit tighter than the gentleness she had shown.*

Lorcan: I'm sorry, I was trying to concentrate.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: its okay. I'm just glad to see you

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Crimson: What if I were to tell you I could give you some, would you be prepared to stop lying then?

Emerald Melody said...

Girl: Give me answers?? How could you possibly do that??

-

Lorcan: It's nice to see you too
*smiles and laughs*


(Trip, you might want to get Trip Castalan on this cause where the girl would end up leading you, back to her 'home' ;) )

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: How have you been? I seem to hardly see you.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Understood. I think.)

Crimson: Well, I know one or two things about the lad. Information for information?

Emerald Melody said...

Girl: I can't stand here all day. I'm hurt and I want to go home.

-

Lorcan: I know Lexi and I'm sorry. It's just everything has been crazy.

I've been experimenting a lot and I want to help my parents and now this other silver mage is just...

*he deeply sighs*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: Another silver mage?! I thought yo were one of a kind

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Crimson: Fine, but don't pull stunts like that on my land again. *hops off into the trees*

Emerald Melody said...

*The girl goes against her best judgement and runs.

She runs for about half an hour until she gets to a high wall, with barbed wire fences all around it.

She shouts up to the guards, who throws a smug smile knowing that she is going to be in trouble.

The girl walks through the door into Camp Wolf*

-

Lorcan: Yeah, that's who attacked me the other day.

But she's different, nothing like me at all.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: Lorcan you are a trouble magnet. *kisses cheek* I need to keep an eye on you.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*Trip de-activates the cloaking sphere*

So, you live in Camp Wolf then.

The gig, is very much up.

Emerald Melody said...

*The guards take one more patrol as a flip is switched and the floodlights are turned out*

Guard: That's us over. Make sure the meats are out or else the hybrids won't stay outside the perimeter.

*The guards leave their posts for their nights rest*

-

Lorcan: It comes with being one of a kind baby *he winks*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hello, girly? Am I going to have to formally question you? Because I don't really fancy that.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: *laughs* It does....You know I'm 18,..

Emerald Melody said...

*The girl jumps back as she stands back with her foot half wrapped in gauze*

Girl: Who the hell are you?! And what are you doing here?

If anyone catches you, you're dead.

-

*Lorcan pauses and looks at Alexis*

Lorcan: But hang on... I'm 18. How are you... how did... Am I missing something here?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: No....Aro is one year older them me and he's 19. My age screwed up when he came over here. When he decided to live here thats when it changed. Its weird.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh, don't worry, I'm tight with Lizzy. Anyway, I could take everyone on this campus.

So, you have a lot of questions to answer.

Emerald Melody said...

Lorcan: Extremely!

I was going to ask Aro ages ago to try and help my mam but when Niccolo did it, he got injured so I didn't want to take that chance.

*He conjured up another ball of silver into his hand and started whirling it around in his palm*

I have this power and I don't really know what to do with it. It's strange.

-

Girl: I have a lot of questions to answer? You broke into my home!!

*She started getting angry and the silver forming around her hands again*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well you assaulted an innocent boy who you didn't even know. Technically, I'm merry doing what any decent officer of the law should.

What's your name and date of birth?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: Nic's just....Nic. But you know having power like that could come in handy. I mean we have Alastair out, it could help.

Emerald Melody said...

Girl: I didn't mean to hurt him, he followed me. He shouldn't have followed me.

And I am not answering a damn thing.

-

Lorcan: Yeah but will I come in handy or be a hindrance, what if he uses me against everyone or I can't protect you or anyone else.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

You have legal obligation to. And if you don't, I. can arrest you and interrogate you, and it isn't pleasant. So, nice cool outside, or hot, stuffy cell? Your choice.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: Lorcan you just got to go with it. He'll probably use me. He likes to hurt my mom

Emerald Melody said...

*The girl gritted her teeth*

Girl: Incha Ib, 19/4/90

-

Lorcan: Still, I'm not 100% in control all the time and now that I'm still healing, I may not be ready when he attacks next.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: Well I trust you. I do, and its okay we are in this together.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

See? Was that so hard? Now, what is your affiliation with the site known as Camp Wolf and it's administrator known only to me as Elizabeth, or Miss Elizabeth?

Snow said...

(つ• ヮ •)つ *:・゚✧✧゚・: *:・゚✧✧゚・: *:・゚✧✧゚・: *:・゚✧✧゚・:

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hey Snow!

Emerald Melody said...

Incha: I live here, I have trained here and Madam Elizabeth owns the Camp, so you could say she's my adoptive den mother.

-

*Lorcan looks out to the lake and up at the full moon*

Lorcan: It's weird knowing that my wolf is gone. Though I prefer me without the wolf, he was too confused with himself.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

And what is the nature of the work you do here?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: maybe it was for the best (good night guys bed early as some of us have school and are sick

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Night Zaf!

Emerald Melody said...

(Night Zaf x)

Incha: We don't work, we train. We train to get stronger and better, physically, mentally and emotionally.

Are you done now?

Snow said...

*tree*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Not really.

What is the nature of your... 'training'?

Emerald Melody said...

Incha: Work out, combat training, medical tests, vitamins and supplements.

Training. Sounds sinister does it?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well, it's quite sinister that you didn't know of Lorcan's existence, considering he was here not months earlier.

Emerald Melody said...

Incha: We don't get told about people who have come and gone or we don't ask.

It's all moved on and we focus on what we have to do here and now.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Now that IS rather sinister.

Emerald Melody said...

*Incha looks at Trip with a straight and serious face*

Incha: You can't be serious.

Right enough is enough. I'm tired and I need to go inside. So you need to leave.

*The girl turns and starts to hobble across to the main door*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I will be back! This place never added up before, and certainly not now!

Emerald Melody said...

*Incha goes to the door as it slowly opens by itself.

She stands back as Elizabeth's right hand man Boots steps out with his arms crossed.*

Boots: You've been trying to use your powers again. And you're sweating! You knew it was a full moon tonight Incha!

Incha: I'm sorry Boots, I'm just... I needed to get out.

*Boots grabs her quickly by the hair and pulls her in towards the main door*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*still here*

Emerald Melody said...

*Boots looks up for a second and sees Trip*

Boots: Castalan?!!

Get out before I get the guards are you, you weren't invited in and you're certainly not welcome.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*grins* And I don't care, because I've already seen a bunch. *dissappears*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...
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Unknown said...

Hello anyone-who-is-on! I've just got back from Captin America: The Winter Soldier
It was good, but it was a lot different from what the advertising showed

Snow said...

Hia

Snow said...

What's the one thing burgers and life have in common?


They're both messy.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hello!! How are you my fellow lunatics?! Anybody here?

Star Inkbright said...

Hey Rhydian! :)

I'll be drifting in and out, sorry. D:

#ChaseForBookNine

Snow said...

LIFE. IT GIVES US MIXED SIGNALS. AND TOO MUCH PAIN. AND WAY TOO MANY CHOICES. AND THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY OUT AND THAT IS A HARSH, CRUEL WAY. IT MAY BE AN ESCAPE FOR YOU, BUT IT IS TOURCHER FOR THE ONES YOU LOVE.

TOO MUCH GOES ON IN A LIFETIME AND TOO MUCH OFMITNIS FORGOTTEN. I GUESS THE END OF SOMEONE IS ALWAYS HARD, NO MATTER HOW THEY GO. BUT I DONT WANT YOU TO GO BY CHOICE. NO. YOU NEED TO FO KILLING AND SCREAMING, MAKING IT SO DEATH HAS TO DRUG YOU IF HE WANTS YOU. DONT LET THAT SKELLITON GET YOU TOO EASY.

ALWAYS THINK. ALWAYS DO WHATS BEST. ALWAYS KNOW YOU ARE LOVED.



Idek what that is. A spur of the moment thing. *shrugs*

Star Inkbright said...

*hugs Snow* :) :) :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

hey Snow and Star! how are you both? May go now, stuff to do. See ya later hopefully!!

Star Inkbright said...

@Rhydian: Oh. Fours!

#ChaseForBookNine

Snow said...

So im sitting in my room on my tablet and I hear the sherlock theme tune start and I'm just sitting here going "wth?!". It plays and starts a lot of times. And the I remember: I changed my ringtone to the sherlock theme. And I go to fish my phone out of my school bag and it stops ring.

Turns out, my feiend had been rining me a million times XD

Star Inkbright said...

@Snow: *laughs* XD XD

#ChaseForBookNine

Snow said...

I was getting really creeped out at about the 5th time. And then I remembered and I was just hitting myself.

Star Inkbright said...

@Snow: *laughs* XD
I always have my phone on vibrate, so that would never happen to me, but . . . :P

#ChaseForBookNine

Snow said...

Msd

Star Inkbright said...

That's okay. :)

I'll probably suddenly go really distant when I decide what to do . . . :P

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

Okay. :(

Okay.
I'm revising now.
Wbd. D:

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

Urgh.
I'm revising by writing stuff out and it's so much SLOWER than typing and I'm transposing ALL OVER THE PLACE so yeahhhhhhh TYPING RULES.

#ChaseForBookNine

Snow said...

o.e

Sooo... tiered... and its only 9 pm...

Star Inkbright said...

@Snow: :( *hugs* If you're tired, go to sleep . . . and if you go to sleep early, you get to wake up early (in theory), so it's cool. :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Snow said...

I always wake up early. But imma sleep now. NIGHT STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

FOURS, SNOW!! :(

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

"Just like Batman and Bruce Wayne, work done and energy transferred are indeed one and the same."
*facepalm* :P

#ChaseForBookNine

Duck said...

*waiting*

*waiting*

*reloading Derek's blog*

*waiting*

*more waiting*

*reload*

*waiting*

*waiting*

*waiting*

*reloading*

*baby tantrum*

*reloading*

*waiting*

*waiting*

*reloading*

*waiting*

*more waiting*

*reloading*

WHEN IS THIS TITLE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY IS IT NOT HERE YET!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT IT!!!!!
I NEEEED IT!!!!!!
GGGGGAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

Hey, anyone on?

Unknown said...

Duck? Hello? Anyone on

* reloads page*
*reloads page*
*reloads page*

Unknown said...

God! I hate my earphones right now! I'm listening to some music, and the left ear keeps on going silent, and the only way to get it to work is to contort the cord into weird positions, and even that only works for up to 5 mins!

Duck said...

Evening Rueben!
How you doing? Doing well?
Excited for the cover?
I'm excited. I'm very excited.
Super excited you might say. Very super excited.

I'm not sure if I'm emphasising me excitment enough, but... yeah, you get me.

Unknown said...

YEs Duck! I'm really excited about the cover release, or the title release (whichever one)! That's why I'm up ate 11:50 waiting for it!!

Unknown said...

sorry not replying then, I just had to move to my dad's computer.

What do you think the 9th book will be called?

I think it will be called Darquess

NiamhHasNoLife said...

Anyone know what time the title'll be released? :)

Anonymous said...

No idea but I hope it'll be soon!
Like, really soon.
Yeah.
*inside, fangirls, squeals, screams into pillow with anticipation*
And as I said, I hope it's soon. :)

Unknown said...

@NiamhHasNoLife, I'm hoping that it will be released soon, but I reckon it will definitely be within the next 1 to (maybe)6 hours!

Unknown said...

Hey Emerald! can I call you Em? it would easier :)

Chione Asahina said...

1 hour left!

Unknown said...

@Chione Asahina, how do you know that?!

Unknown said...

Is there anyone still on here?

Chione Asahina said...

Yeah, sorry Ruben.

Chione Asahina said...

It's at 4 he does it, someone said yesterday. He must have posted it on twitter or something. I'll go check.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

He said he'd release it at 4. He said so on Twitter...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I will be eating lunch when he releases the title so im going to be eating and screaming

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hell here for roughly 10min ill be stalking for the title release though....

NiamhHasNoLife said...

I'M SO EXCITED OH MY GOD HALF AN HOUR GUYS

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im scared, legit scared. I do wanna know but i dont. Its the last SP unvieling of a title ever

Chione Asahina said...

I should get food too so I don't cry... but am too busy eating instead.

Unknown said...

Zaf, this will be my first and last title unveiling! I wonder, what will happen to the blog when all of the books are out?

And what do people think the title will be? I think it will be Darquess, or something like that, because the first three books is the faceless ones trilogy, and the third book is called the faceless ones, the 4-6 books are the death bringer trilogy, and the 6th book is called death bringer, and books 7-9 is the Darquess trilogy, so its not exactly hard to guess what the 9th book will be called!

Chione Asahina said...

That's a good question...I wonder what will happen to the blog... it might go quiet till Derek writes the books after the SP ones...

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*still waiting*
*constant refreshing*
*hurry up Derek!*

Duck said...

ONE MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Just keep waiting

Chione Asahina said...

Come on Derek, don't leave us hanging.

Jophiel said...

C'mon, I'm even here!!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Just keep waiting
Just keep waiting
Just keep waiting waiting
What do we do?
We wait, wait.

Chione Asahina said...

*bites her fingers*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*worries*
Damn food!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yeah he's late

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I gotta go to class soon...

Chione Asahina said...

Finding Nemo. *high fives Silente*

Duck said...

I've got some extremely important sleep to be doing at the moment!
Why can't the title come sooner!
GGGGAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Unknown said...

Come on Derek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hurry the frickin' hell up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I shoved food down m y thorat

Dragona Pine said...

Hello.

Chione Asahina said...

Hai Dragona.

Unknown said...

If it isn't here in 20 or so mins, I'm going to, have to, leave! otherwise it will be 1;30 am!!

NiamhHasNoLife said...

C'moooon Derek, we can't handle the suspense!

Duck said...

*grumbles and reloads for the 5 627 834 276th time*

Star Inkbright said...

In case anyone comes on, NEW POST.

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

HELLO AGAIN!

#ChaseForBookNine

Dragona Pine said...

"Disrespect the law, you disrespect me."

Star Inkbright said...

please tell me I have the correct post

In answer to your question, Dragona, Ari is ARI (Aretha Tesla, come on) and Zaf is ZAF (Zafira Kerias, come on).

Huh.
'Aretha' and 'Tesla' are both words but 'Zafira' and 'Kerias' aren't. O_O

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hello, Star.

((Still Zaf, why am I actually that believable?))

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

WHY WOULD YOU HIDE FROM GLITTER NIC?!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

((Yes! I thought you were Niccolo!))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

The glitter was everywhere, I did not want it on me.

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Nah its zafolo trip))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Glitter is very bad for the heart. It can give you many horrible diseases, like Discostomacheitis, and Sparkleblood.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Seriously?! I thought I was doing horribly!))

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Star Inkbright said...

((@Zaf: You're not. :) *hugs* Trust me, I'm a bubble. XD))

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Wonderful, Trip, maybe if you give Alastair Sparkleblood, he will leave everyone alone.

((I'm scared for when Ari comes on I'm so scared she'll be like I failed miserably.))

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU...I MEAN...WHAT?!
*taps the sigil on her nose*
*steps into the storage*
*walks to the storage vault she wants*
*opens it an grabs one of the black domes*
*comes back disabling the portal behind her*
*slams the black dome down and the red light on top starts flashing and beeping*

Star Inkbright said...

I'm sure she won't. :) *hugs*
Certain. :)


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Dragona Pine said...

*pokes a black dome*


It's so shiny 0_0

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Silente, what is that?

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Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: You sound like Hunter. XD

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

A thing nic. Its a thing.
*it continues beeping and flashing*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

((She's too polite for that.))

Arh! *runs and hides under a rock*

Dragona Pine said...

Zaf, the answer to anything: Poke it and find out. Except with porcupines, scorpions, basically anything poisonous and/or spiky.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Easy for you to say. Either her or him...oh gods she's gonna tell me how bad I did. ))

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Dragona Pine said...

*steals the black dome and starts poking it*

Star Inkbright said...

@Zaf: Don't stress. :) She won't.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

If that starts producing glitter, I shall now take this oppurtunity to *shifts into a crow and promptly sits in a tree*

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Star Inkbright said...

@Niccolò: *laughs* XD

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey!
*takes it back and hits the suction*
*sticks it to the floor*
*the beeping gets louder*
*the flashing brighter*

Dragona Pine said...

If this is a grenade detonated by pokes I'm so screwed.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*crows, breathing fast and hoping glitter is not involved*

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*the beeping and flashing speeds up*
*getting faster and faster*
*until the light is constantly on and the beeping it one continuous note*

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: You pretty much are. XD

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*flies down, shifts into self, and prepares self to set up a wall of air to protect people from blowing up*

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Dragona Pine said...

*gets a spade and digs a hole, then puts the black dome inside and buries it*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*stays under the rock*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*digs the dome back up*
*places it at Nic's feet*
*there is a bright light and a soft /whomp/ sound*
*a mushroom cloud is created throwing the contents of the bomb up and out*
*glitter blocks out the sun as it falls in a 2 mile radius*
*the glitter floats down leaving 4 foot deep glitter on the ground*
*smiles and jumps around in the glitter which is nearly as tall as her*

Dragona Pine said...

*glitter also causes a dinosaur-like extinction, wiping out all life in Blogland*


*apart from squirrels, because squirrels are immune*

Star Inkbright said...

OH GOSH. XD

Hunter would be freaking out so bad. <3

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Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: *laughs* XD

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*survives thanks to his rock bunker*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*not*
*its a non harmful bomb*
* I should know, I made it*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((That was to dragona's comment BTW))

Dragona Pine said...

*starts choking on glitter in the atmosphere*


... Are... You... Sure... About... That?

Emerald Melody said...

*Ellie takes a breath before knocking on the front door. She waits a few minutes before Chase answers it, leaning on his cane. He looks tired.*

Chase: Ellie?!

Ellie: Hi Matt, I'm sorry to just show up like this but I heard a lot of trouble has been going on. Drew's out of the country for a while so I figured I might come and help. Can I come in?

Chase: Drew is... out of the... I mean, of course! Come on in.

*Chase stands back and opens the door fully to let Ellie into the sitting room. She walks in and sits down*

Star Inkbright said...

*holds breath and attempts to run away, ploughing slowly through the masses of glitter, not wanting the sparkly segments that are being lightly blown through the air to end up in m lungs*

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*climbs a tree and cannonbals into the glitter getting burried under it*
*stands up in the glitter, her hair a sparkly mess*
*frowns and neatens her hair*
*smiles and goes back to playing in the glitter*

Dragona Pine said...

*grabs a flamethrower*


GLITTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TAKEE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS



*starts burning the glitter*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Well...at least its safe so long as your taller than 4 foot..and hold your breath while it falls..))

Dragona Pine said...

... and that just HAD to be the first comment, didn't it? *frowns*



Now I need to ded.

Dragona Pine said...

Silente: At 6ft 7, I'm probably dead already.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

No!
*jumps into the glitter*
*crawls through it and stops behind dragona*
*unplugs the gas/fuel of the flamethrower*
*jumps up from in the glitter*
Bad! Bad dragona!

Dragona Pine said...

Ok, I dedicate this page to flamethrowers. May they purge Blogland from glitter and other sparkly objects forevermore.


I'm looking at you, mutant sparkle-squirrel.

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs* XD

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Uh...Nic?))

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: Hunter has suddenly gone off flamethrowers. :P

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((I think the glitter may have shocked Nic..))

Star Inkbright said...

((Yeah. O_O))

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Dragona Pine said...

@Star, hand grenades work too. Along with tanks, machine guns, Apache helicopters, fighter jets, nuclear submarines, the nuclear warheads INSIDE the nuclear submarines...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Or killed him/her....))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Is Crimson involved in this still? Or is this a different one?)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*doesn't move* You...got...glitter...on....my...coat. *vanishes*

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Oh he's not dead...although if I pissed him off then I /may/ be...))

Star Inkbright said...
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Dragona Pine said...

*points flamethrower at Nic*


You may experience some burning sensations on your torso.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

No! Nic! Come back! Enjoy the glitter! It'll dissolve in an hour!

Dragona Pine said...

@Star, because, let's face it, NO ONE can refuse an Apache helicopter :P

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