Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Imagine

Apparently I'll be appearing at the Imagine Festival in London this Monday, the 17th. I had a blast last year, where I showed clips from movies, but I'm not entirely sure what I'll do this time. I might read from one of the new short stories. I'd read from the ninth book, but there is nothing from the early sections finished, and anything read from later on would be a spoiler, so...

Oh, and speaking of Book 9, I have just reached the 75,000 word mark. Judging by this, the finished book will be at least 100,000 words, which is Mortal Coil length, and could be longer. LSODM will stay the longest, I reckon, simply because of the massive amount of characters involved. But because most of those characters are now DEAD, Book 9 allows me a smaller, more intimate story — while remaining as heart-rendingly traumatic as anything I've written before.

And speaking of heart-rendingly traumatic, I've actually written the last few chapters. Not to completion, of course, but I've written enough to know what happens, and how it ends, and who lives and who dies, and all I can say is...

I am MEAN.

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Dragona Pine said...

Or maybe it's google trying to annoy me.

The Grave of a Coward said...

(*solemnly* Then we must kill the Google at once.)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

How I know Anni is on, long comments

Mary Contrary said...

@Dragona: Not for me, either.
I was going to suggest that Blogger might not support it, but then, Fabi had the epic bouncing cat (Esquibeth?), didn't she? So I guess it must. SO, Idk - sorry. Good luck with it. ^^

*laughs* ...Or ask Google nicely to be a little more helpful? :P

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

(Sorry for my brief disappearance, my friend phoned.
I am apparently going into town tomorrow.
Also, I have to do my English homework and my history homework and my art homework and whatever other homework, which will take longer than they should because procrastination.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.)

Good little excerpt, Annika. :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

@Zaf: Yeah, that's how you work out I'm on, too. XD

#ChaseForBookNine

The Grave of a Coward said...

(*shrieks loudly*
I have to go! The postman is here and I'm expecting a box!
*flees*)

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OH BOXES!
I love getting boxes in the mail :3

Star Inkbright said...

Fours, Annika! :) :) Good luck with your box. :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hey.

I need a character to write with.

Fabi, Liz, Ioux and Effie are all either dead or busy with stuff I don't feel like writing.

I'm gonna complain about this for a while (probably won't post it) and then decide something. [Nods]

Star Inkbright said...

(I guess I'll basically just sit here until my phone's charged, then go to bed.)

(Yeah.)

(That sounds like a plan. :))

#ChaseForBookNine

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HAAAI FABIIII! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*

Mary Contrary said...

@Star: No problem - have fun tomorrow. :)
And, good luck getting the work done, too. ^^

See you, Anni! I hope your expectations are met! :)

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

@Moss: Good luck. :)

I want to roleplay as Star, actually.

I was planning to do that earlier, but nobody was on and then I got stuck procrastinating.

*frowns at self*

I wasted so much of today.

So, so much. *sighs*

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...
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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

HELLOOOOO JUBI-BEAN

Hi Taia, Star

[hugs all]

Mary Contrary said...

Hey Fabi, :)
Perhaps you work out a new character, at random, and just see what happens with him/her? idk

Which reminds me, actually, that I was working on a character pretty at random... I wonder which notebook that was in?
mbd - searching for that.
#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[tilts head at deleted comment]

[frowns]

[puts cream cheese on it]

[idk]

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Eats a bagel because of cream cheese*

Mary Contrary said...

*hugs Fabiulous back* :)

Ah! That was easier to find than I'd expected. :)
If I didn't explain what I meant by the random character thing, I was basically halfway through putting a bunch of random characteristics and quirks and idiosycracies and whatnot together and working out how to tie them to each other into one human being.
idk. I was just gonna see what happened with it, and go from there.
but, idk.
I haven't written/read anything in so long, I'm not even sure I have a right to offer suggestions on the matter, anymore. :P

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I tried that with Ania, but she's not exactly roleplay-world.

I suppose I could use Arturo and his nice who is either named Cal or something starting with A, I forget.

Oh, also: does anyone know a good recipe for vanilla cupcakes?

Mary Contrary said...

@Fabi: Cream-cheese. :P

also @Fabi: Ah, well I hope you figure something out, anyway.

And, nope, sorry - mine always end up tasting of plastic for some reason. :S ^^

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I wanted to do something, you know?

Because there's so much I can't do.

I can't be everywhere for everyone.

But I can put cream cheese on a deleted comment.

Not sure if that makes sense...

And that's okay, I'll use the internet. Or possibly a cookbook. We'll see.

Mary Contrary said...

@Fabi: That makes perfect sense.
It makes more sense than it looked like it would, kind of. But, wow. idk. You know when something is so much more than you thought it was? Not that you thought little of it before, but that it's just different and the different is bigger, kind of? idk. It's just kind of perfect. *nods* :)

msd
#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

"You can't be everything to everyone."

@Lantern: You're so awesome. :) :) And good luck!

@Taia: Idiosyncrasies! :)
I saw the word 'idiosyncrasies' in a museum, too. :)
It's everywhere this week. :O

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

I know. I can never exactly explain why things that don't make sense but sort of do are awesome, but idk. :P I can't even describe them, because they don't make sense and they don't not make sense, and idk.

#ChaseForBookNine

The Grave of a Coward said...

(I am back.
I do not know if I will suddenly disappear, however.)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs Starararararar and Taiaiaiaiiaiaiaiiaia]

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Wb Annika.

The Grave of a Coward said...

(Oh dear, is everyone hugging everyone else?
I should probably run.)

Star Inkbright said...

@Annika: *laughs* XD Run if you wish. Wb, though!

*distant*
*history essays are apparently easier than English ones*

#ChaseForBookNine

The Grave of a Coward said...

(. . . I feel like I should be doing something, but I can't think of what to do.)

The Grave of a Coward said...

(Maybe I should sing. Or tell some jokes.)

Mary Contrary said...

We get along
We're so fucked for each other
All idiosyncratic sacred routines
Bring me a shotglass, a pistol, and patience,
A William Tell vaudeville is not a disguise...


@Star: It's a good word. :)

*hugs Fabiabiabiabiabiabiabiabi*

Welcome back, Anni! *laughs* If you don't want a hug, I won't force on upon ye. :P

#ChaseForBook9

The Grave of a Coward said...

(*the curtains open*
*the stage has been set up like a French town in the hills*
*and I am running amok amongst the townsfolk*
*whipping my long coat around*
*and singing*

Pardonez-moi, Monsieur
What is your name, Monsieur
I think that we would serve
as perfect companions
Pardonez-moi, Madam
Will you be long Madam
Together I know we can
Enjoy an adventure
Pardonez-moi, Monsieur

Pardonez-moi my lad
What could be wrong my lad
I find you looking rather sad
oh see the sky is churning
Pardonez-moi my dear
You've worked for far too long my dear
Enjoy the fact that every gear
is silently still turning
Pardonez-moi my lad

Pardonez-moi my love
I miss you so my love
As precious as a perfect dove
Within a perfect cage
Pardonez-moi my friend
I love you so my friend
The time has come, it is the end
We're dying of old age
Pardonez-moi, my love
Pardonez-moi, my love.

*the curtains close*)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Do whatever you like, Annika.))

((Wbd.))

Mary Contrary said...

@Annika: Do whatever you'd like?
Provided you're not hurting anybody, I'd say you're pretty much unstoppable. :) ^^

mbd. I'm gonna do some more psychology revision. I have eleven booklets to revise & memorize by May/June. And my psychology teacher tells us to draw pictures as revision, and that's easy enough, so... :P
#ChaseForBook9

Mary Contrary said...

@Anni: Do you just pull those right out of the top of your head? It's kind of amazing, in its right. :) ^^

#ChaseForBook9

The Grave of a Coward said...

(Thank you. Song-writing is a bit of a hobby of mine.)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*curls up* sooo

The Grave of a Coward said...

(I must go. Dinnertime. But I shall return, perhaps with another song.)

Mary Contrary said...

Hi again, Zaf! :)
HOw're you doing?

See you, Annika! *waves*

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hello Zaf.

Wbd, sorry.

Star Inkbright said...

I wasn't really here, but I think I'm going . . .

Fours!

#ChaseForBookNine

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I kinda am petified. Im thinking of Book 9. I was thinking of it and when holding Coco I realized: I may as well kissmy feels goodbye

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

My sister is awesome...

G'bye Star!

Mary Contrary said...

See you, Star! *hugs*

*hands Zaf a cookie*
I still have 7 & 8 yet to read. My feels don't even know what's coming. :P

@Fabi: Good. :)

#ChaseForBook9

The Grave of a Coward said...
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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hm........

The Grave of a Coward said...
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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Oh by the way, I found a thing of rainbow skull beads, and one of the white ones has, like , rhinestone hair or something and I was just thinking of Skulduggery and... XD

The Grave of a Coward said...

(That's nifty. Did you buy them?)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Thank you Anni. You actually understand. I mean realistically Nic is really screwed up, mentally. I guess its why I like him, he's different then most. Nobody else steals true names, and its near how Niccolò has amazing abilities butit bites him because he has 48 names in his head, and Aretha explained it all to me what its like and my feelings of hatred towards Alastair are mixed now.

The Grave of a Coward said...

(*pats Zafira understandingly on the shoulder*)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Yeah. They were on sale. I'll probably use them in my cathedral. :-)

The Grave of a Coward said...

(*yawns*
I'm a bit bored. Perhaps I shall leave. Or perhaps I'll stay. I haven't decided yet.)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Do what you like.

All of you do what you like.

Seriously.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Same Anni I've been bored all day. I cleaned the gerbil cage so i cant occupy myself with them because they're busy chewing, I have not the feels for SP books and I'm jumpy from 3hrs of Doctor Who

The Grave of a Coward said...

(Then I shall RULE THE WORLD!
*sits in her high ivory tower and laughs madly*)

The Grave of a Coward said...

(Or perhaps not.
*changes mind*
*turns the world over to Jordan and Micah*
*sits in swivel chair*
*and ponders what to do next*)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*explodes said ivory tower* Ahem I win

The Grave of a Coward said...

(Jordan and Micah: *die*
Ah, well, that's the end of that.)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oopsie. *giggles* you know I like to explode stiff and it appears that my iPod is unhappy

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Sighs]

Sometimes I wonder...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well all day I've done strange things, I've sung through all of Les Mis, Repo! and Jekyll and Hyde

The Grave of a Coward said...

(Neil:
I’m all alone I can’t breathe
I don’t know what it is
Don’t let Nurse Talia see
Don’t let her see me like this
I take a pill every day
But the condition gets worse
My days are numbered I’m just waiting for my hearse
Now

Charlie:
I’m alive today because of you
they died today because of you
it’s all you
it always comes back to
the same place
it’s always you
doing anything to win this race
feel the pain
take the blame
I’ll give you a reason to remember my name
I’m alive today because of you
they died today because of you
I can see the pain
see the writing on the wall
{not at all}
{not at all}

Levon:
I’m all alone I can’t breathe
I’m lost in Wonderland
Fell down a rabbit hole
Now there’s a gaping hole
Where she, should be
If she, could see, me
(like an idiot)
I gave up the world
and the love of my life
To save a friend in need Now
we’re both caught under the knife
If I could make it out
If I could figure out
How to return to her
Is it worth it?

Charlie:
Because of you I’m okay
Because of you the rest will die
Hooray
Because of you I see the writing on the wall
[not at all not at all]
I feel the pain
[you take the blame]
Another reason to remember the name)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Anika, you cannot, unfortunately rule the world, as I have already used the childish terms 'bagsy' and 'dibs' on that position. Terribly sorry old bean,

The Grave of a Coward said...

(Trip! Why, you rapscallion!
*gives Trip a stern look*
Bad form, Trip, bad form.
*sulks*)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*explodes England*

The Grave of a Coward said...

(*screams*
Z . . . Z . . .
*choked whisper* Zafira . . . not . . . England . . .
*faints*)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well its next best to Ireland. I'm on Ireland exploding probation and have been for almost a year

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*uses tea leaves and melted cadbury's to stick England back together, the chocolate re-freezing at the cold temperatures*

(Once again, I'm awfully sorry. Maybe you could try the next reality over, I hear they're looking for a Putin- esque ruler.)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

PpslsasstpasftrwImmiotmycrabiite
Pprlppcstdmtsppdfohtfopientmylym

I think I might just go. Sorry... I'm in one of those moods where everyone and everything is annoying me.

The Grave of a Coward said...

(*clutches the remains of England to her chest*
I'll t-tell Sir wh-what you've done . . .
*begins to sob*)

The Grave of a Coward said...

(*gasps*
Trip!
You've saved it!
*hugs Trip*
Hurrah!)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hope you feel better soon, Fabi.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*explodes Iceland, Greenland, and Australia*

Noelle said...

I feel that, Fabi.

Hello

Sir said...

That was rather rude, Ms. Kerias.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Well, I do love there. Not to mention it's my sacred duty to repair England whenever Zaf destroys it. Sacred. Duty.)

The Grave of a Coward said...

(Adra?
Goodness me, where did your profile picture go?)

The Grave of a Coward said...

(A sacred duty that I commend you for, Trip, my good lad.
And hullo, Sir!)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Ah! Adra! You have no face!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*waves to Sir* It was not! *the world explodes except for Ireland and America*

Noelle said...

It's hiding away for now

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*waves to Sir* It was not! *the world explodes except for Ireland and America*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Indeed it was, Sir. Unfortunately, when I tell her off, it only seems to encourage the misguided lass.

The Grave of a Coward said...

(I hope your face feels better soon, and comes out to play again. Does it want to build a snowman?)

Sir said...

Greetings, Ms. Barnosky, Kerias, Dark, and Mr. Castalan.

The Grave of a Coward said...

(*whimpers* Not England, Zafira, anything but England.)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

How racist, madame! I will not tolerate genocide! You can expect no more invitations to my garden parties!

Noelle said...

My face has yet to see Frozen, so it does not wish to build a snowman.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

There was only one person who stopped Ireland exploding...Derek threatened to kill me off so I stopped but he only said not explode Ireland and Em. Not himself.

The Grave of a Coward said...

Well, shame on your face, then.
*smiles good-naturedly*
*then backs slowly away from Zafira*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs Adra]

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh you simply must Adra. It has a plot twist!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh..hi Adra...

The Grave of a Coward said...

Indeed.
*gestures to Trip*
What he said.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*tacklehugs Anni*

Noelle said...

*Hugs Fabi* Ta for the food.

I'm afraid I already know the entire plot line, Trip- the Internet seems to have spoilers, including here a few times.

Sir said...

To be frank, I prefer the story of The Snow Queen to the movie Frozen.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

How awful.

The Grave of a Coward said...

*shrieks*
*struggles to free herself*
No hugs! No hugs! No hugs!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I rather prefer Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, if we're picking snow films.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*hugs tighter* Don't worry Anni, I kissed Nic once but I'll stick to hugging you

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Brb dinner

The Grave of a Coward said...

*chokes desperately*
*begins to crawl away*
I . . . liked . . . the . . . first . . . Narnia . . . movie . . .

Noelle said...

It appears....

In other news, I am going to Europe in the summer of 2015, which is exciting for me. I'm going to have to start earning some more money so I can get to the UK, although I am more than certain my mother wants to get back to Scotland for the second time.

So I will be yonder

The Grave of a Coward said...

Zafira: *leaves for dinner*

*lies on the ground*
*hyperventilating*
No more hugs.
No more hugs.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Sorry, I'm still in my dry wit posh mode after I got randomly proposed to, among other questions such as, why do you have milk?

Edward Fletcher said...

Greetings?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

That's right, get gelous.

I have two whole pints of milk in my fridge. Actually more like 1.8 now, I had a glass.

Noelle said...

Hello, Ed!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Herrow Benjamin.

The Grave of a Coward said...

Hullo, Benjamin.
I have no milk in my fridge, Trip, old boy.
*looks a bit sad*

Edward Fletcher said...

Hello Adrasdos

Edward Fletcher said...

Hello Trip and Annika

Sir said...

Greetings, Mr. Lament.

Edward Fletcher said...

Hello Sir

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh.

I'll have my people send you so e. Should take twenty years or so.

The Grave of a Coward said...

By-the-by, Sir, I was impressed that your author understood my Lutece song.

Noelle said...

Oh, and before I forget- Trip, I sent you an email that might be within your interests..

The Grave of a Coward said...

Why thank you, Trip. I shall mark it on my calendar.
*flips through calendars*
*finds her 2034 one*
*marks 'Get Milk' on February 22*

Sir said...

Well, my author was rather impressed that you wrote a Lutece song.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Oh? Np.

I read an interesting retelling of the story of the Snow Queen...

Star Wars.

Snow.

Movies...

Huh.

I hope you have a nice time.

See you.

Hm...

The Grave of a Coward said...

Why, thank you. It wasn't one of my best, but it was rather fun to write.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I have no cheese in my fridge.

Noelle said...

....

Well.

This is-
Well, nevermind. I'm going to go now again. I might try again in about *checks clock* four days.

*Whisks away*

Edward Fletcher said...

Goodbye Adrasdos

Sir said...

Good bye, then, Ms. Dark.

The Grave of a Coward said...

*checks fridge*
. . . Yogurt.
A lot of yogurt. Not much else, it seems.

The Grave of a Coward said...

Goodbye, Adra.

Sir said...

Perhaps it was milk at one point, Ms. Barnosky.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Goodbye and good luck, Adra.

The Grave of a Coward said...

*pauses*
*then slowly shuts the fridge*
Thank you for that charming thought, Sir.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Adra?

Check your internet post.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Indeed, Annika.

Sir said...

It merely depends upon whether or not your refrigerator is powered, Ms. Barnosky.

The Grave of a Coward said...

Hmm. That's a good point.
*strokes chin*
After all, the electricity in my house is powered by squirrels on treadmills that I keep in the deep, dark, dank, dusty, dirty, disgusting, deeply disturbing basement.
Maybe they've stopped running.

Edward Fletcher said...

Did you remember to feed the squirrels?

The Grave of a Coward said...

They only eat once a month, at the full moon.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Did you run out of prisoners for your squirrels? They do like the odd soul every now and then.

Edward Fletcher said...

weresquirrels? Let them free every full moon

The Grave of a Coward said...

*snaps fingers*
That's a good point. Usually I can hear the prisoners screaming in my kitchen cupboards, but they've been unusually quiet lately. Maybe I need to stop by the local farmer's market and pick up some more.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

That or your local demonic lord's castle, they tend to flog them nice and cheap. Organic too!

The Grave of a Coward said...

Ah! Thank you for the tip!
*flips through my coupon book*
I wonder if I have a coupon for that.

Edward Fletcher said...

Or the wine cellar in Trips bar. He usually keeps a few that havnt paid for drinks

The Grave of a Coward said...

Well, I'd prefer to get them fresh. I don't think the squirrels would want Trip's leftover prisoners.

Edward Fletcher said...

Shame to waste them though?

The Grave of a Coward said...

*a deep rattling comes from my basement*
*and the lights flicker back on*
Ah. The squirrels seem to be back to normal.
*looks forlornly at the fridge*
Too late for the milk, though.

Edward Fletcher said...

*Places giant cow on Trips head* Fresh milk?

Emerald Melody said...

*Drew sighed and looked at Chase. His skin on his face was starting to burn and become hotter and itchy*

Drew: So now what Horowitz? You gonna start beating me up like your son?

*Chase shook his head as he watched weak tendrils of shadows come in and out of Drew's chest*

Chase: You see all this shit *he pointed to the shadows* That's just nothing but an infection and my mother always said, the only way to get rid of an infection properly was to sweat it out.

*Drew held his breath as he understood what Chase was saying*

The Grave of a Coward said...

*slow claps for Emerald's impeccable timing*

Edward Fletcher said...

Hello Em

Sir said...

Greetings, Ms. Melody.

Emerald Melody said...

(I timed it on purpose because I am special exactly like that.

Anyway I ded for all the cool stuff that could potentially happen in 2014 and that everyone can revel in the coolness of this soon to be stuff.)

The Grave of a Coward said...

*nods*
Here here.

Sir said...

A lovely dedication, Ms. Melody.

Edward Fletcher said...

Hear hear

I have to go, bye

Sir said...

Good bye, Mr. Lament.

The Grave of a Coward said...

Goodbye, Benjamin/Ed.

The Grave of a Coward said...

*sighs quietly*
*sitting on my swivel chair*
*surveying Blogland*
. . . I'm not sure what I should do.

Sir said...

Ms. Barnosky, you have a swivel chair. You should be pondering what you cannot do.

The Grave of a Coward said...

Wise words from a wiser source, good Sir.
*spins happily across Blogland*

Snow said...

THE HAMMER OF JUSTICE IS UNISEX


or at least, according to Batman

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Speaking of chairs, I got a new one for my desk, so now I don't have to go down to the chair by Nelnah's computer when I want to comfortably spin in circles. :-)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Huh...

Sir said...

It would be far more disturbing if an inanimate object had a particular sex, Ms. Stormberg.

The Grave of a Coward said...

*spins artfully across Blogland*
Ah, this is rather fun!
*spins through a street*
*then a forest*
. . . I'm getting a bit dizzy.

Snow said...

*mutters angrily about my dad turning of the internet last night before I could post my amazing, epic speech oh how perfect this place is*

*is annoyed because said speech is now lost to the mist of time*

Sir said...

Alas, that is the drawback of swivel chairs, Ms. Barnosky.

It could be lost in far worse places, Ms. Stormberg.

The Grave of a Coward said...

*whirls across Blogland*
*straight at Sir*
*before skidding to a graceful halt six inches in front of him*
*gestures to swivel chair*
Would you like a turn?

Snow said...

*thinks about recreating the amazing speech*

I g2g

Sir said...

*stares at the chair*
*the chair most likely stares back at him*
*the music swells*

No thank you.

*and comes to an awkward stop*

The Grave of a Coward said...

*nods understandingly*
I understand.
*a sad love song plays in the background*

*scoots away gracefully*

Sir said...

...

Quite.

The Grave of a Coward said...

Hmm . . .
*spins gracefully up a ramp*
*flies through the air*
*and lands gracefully on the other side of a river*
I wonder what else I can do with a swivel chair.
*Googles a very specific episode of Soul Eater in which a very specific fellow beats the pulp out of several very specific kids using only the art of swivel-chair-fu*

. . . Ah.

Sir said...

...

Well, I suppose stranger things have happened.

The Grave of a Coward said...

And do, with surprising regularity.
*stops spinning on swivel chair*
Well, sadly, I have no one to beat up. Or anyone I bear much ill will against.
*sighs*



*looks around at where I've ended up*
Where am I?

Sir said...

I am not certain why you are asking me.

The Grave of a Coward said...

*gestures at the comment thread*
I have no one else to turn to.

Sir said...

While you could have turned to yourself, I suppose that could have become rather uncomfortable.

The Grave of a Coward said...

I can't turn to myself, I'm not the Lutece twins.
*rides swivel chair back towards where she started from*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I am so proud of myself for hitting that note lol

Sir said...

Congratulations, Ms. Kerias.

I suppose so, Ms. Barnosky.

The Grave of a Coward said...

*returns to town*
*padlocks swivel chair to bike rack*
*saunters into the saloon*

*exits with three milkshakes*
*one for her*
*one for Sir*
*and one for Zafira if she's still around*

Sir said...

Thank you, but no thank you.

The Grave of a Coward said...

*shrugs*
Can I get you something else?
*finishes my milkshake*
*and begins work on Sir's*

Sir said...

Again, no thank you.

The Grave of a Coward said...

Oh, very well.
*sits in my swivel chair and peacefully drinks Sir's shake*
*stares at Zafira's*
. . .
*sighs heavily*
I can't drink three.
*sets Zafira's beside her on the pavement*

The Grave of a Coward said...

*me

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Is on dinner break]

[Walks through Blogland, carrying a file of papers]

Sir said...

*raises eyebrows*

Quite.

The Grave of a Coward said...

*sits there*
*drinking a milkshake*
*attempts to think of small talk to make with Sir*
*realizes I'm not good at small talk and neither is Sir*
*decides to let it go*
*slurrrrrrrp*

Sir said...

*sits calmly, watching the cars, bicycles, unicycles, swivel chairs, and various quadrupeds pass by*

The Grave of a Coward said...

*looks up at the sky*
*watches as airplanes, birds, superheroes, and frisbees fly overhead*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*takes milkshake* ty! Sorry niece called me

The Grave of a Coward said...

*glances at Zafira*
Oh, hullo. You made it.
*nods at the shake*
Strawberry.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oooh I love strawberry

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[A swivel chair accidentally spins into him and he tumbles to the ground, his folder of papers flying off in various directions]

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