Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Imagine

Apparently I'll be appearing at the Imagine Festival in London this Monday, the 17th. I had a blast last year, where I showed clips from movies, but I'm not entirely sure what I'll do this time. I might read from one of the new short stories. I'd read from the ninth book, but there is nothing from the early sections finished, and anything read from later on would be a spoiler, so...

Oh, and speaking of Book 9, I have just reached the 75,000 word mark. Judging by this, the finished book will be at least 100,000 words, which is Mortal Coil length, and could be longer. LSODM will stay the longest, I reckon, simply because of the massive amount of characters involved. But because most of those characters are now DEAD, Book 9 allows me a smaller, more intimate story — while remaining as heart-rendingly traumatic as anything I've written before.

And speaking of heart-rendingly traumatic, I've actually written the last few chapters. Not to completion, of course, but I've written enough to know what happens, and how it ends, and who lives and who dies, and all I can say is...

I am MEAN.

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Anonymous said...

Wait, Zaf,how can a puppy/dog turn into a sheep? Just wondering...

Anonymous said...

And yes, it would be amazing.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I know! I would love for Derek to but I'm kinda scared to be in Book 9....

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

God...
I dunno if I'm even gonna be able to read it.. O.O

Anonymous said...

I would be too.
Especially after the ending line on this post...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Well Derek didn't lie about crushing our souls for book 8...
I can't imagine what he'd do to us in book 9

Anonymous said...

I'll probably be like this for the rest of my life after reading it-
x_X muttering "No. No. No. No. No. No."

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Rocks back and forth in the corner*

Anonymous said...

Why is Derek so mean? He crushes our souls about... um, once a year?
That doesn't sound like a lot, but if you're like me and reread the books about twice a month, then it IS a lot.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Same! I get what you mean....its evil

Anonymous said...

And by twice a month, I mean, like, all of the books about two times a month on average.
Sorry, that's just a really random and pointless fact about me.

Anonymous said...

Pure evil, I tell you. Just plain, pure, evil.....

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

O.O

If I read a book that many times I'd probably get tired of it...Even SP

Anonymous said...

I'm exaggerating a bit, Jubilance! :)
I read them a lot, but not that much.. otherwise I'd be even more insane than I am right now.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I cry when I read LSODM

Maralie Lily Charm said...

so a girl went to a little mix signing

and said to the girls

"you are my idols. you have saved my life. thank you so much. you have taught me to stand up against the bullies. they say i'm fat and ugly every day, but you helped me through it all."

perrie replied

"who gives a shit anyway?

you're amazing,

you're beautiful,

so stuff the haters!

everybody hates just cause they're tired of themselves."



and this is why little mix are my idols.

Anonymous said...

Can I call you Jubi? It's a lot easier to type, for a start... :D

Anonymous said...

Hi, Mara!
And omg that's amazing. Perrie is amazing. Little Mix is amazing.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

xD
You could just call me Jubi, if you want
Coz Jubilance takes a while.... :P

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*explodes*

Anonymous said...

Yay! And I know Emerald takes a bit more time than necessary, so how about Fay?
It's a long story, involving skiing bunnies, Adra, Ember, and a few contracts. XD

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Lol I didn't see that you already asked, Emerald xD

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*tacklehugs Mara*

Anonymous said...

*laughs* smiles* *explodes with Zaf coz it's lonely exploding alone*
On second thoughts, I don't want to die and I'm not explode-proof like Zaf is, sooo....
*travels back in time and takes dynamite out of past Fay's hand*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Ok it's Fay then... xP

Anonymous said...

Yay! X)
I really love it how you can put letters and symbols together to make an emotion. I dunno why...

Anonymous said...

(the world is quiet here)

Anonymous said...

I might be distant for a bit. So bye for now!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HEY SORRY

YOUTUBE AND DISTRACTIONS

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I explode a lot

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Yes... yes you do..

and other things

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

you explode other things, I mean.

Anonymous said...

YouTube is a distraction in itself! And yes, Zaf, you do explode a lot. :D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*explodes Derek*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*flicks Zaf*
No. Bad.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Good Zaffy!!!

*giggles*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

No *sprays with spray bottle* bad

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Eeeeek!!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

No exploding!


It makes people dead

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

But exploding is fun

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Just...
Explode something that isn't alive...

like this purple banana *hands a purple banana*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Just...
Explode something that isn't alive...

like this purple banana *hands a purple banana*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Just...
Explode something that isn't alive...

like this purple banana *hands a purple banana*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*explodes the bananna*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

good. Now We have a dead banana

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Its alive

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

...
is it?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*dead banana peel twitches*
*stares*
did you just see that..?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Tus if i explode it it comes back

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Oh...!


... Then what's the point of exploding it?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Dunno vuz its fun

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*shrugs*
Ok

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im in a happy mood holding my gerbil

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HERROW WIDDLE GERBIL!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Snowball says hi lol

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HAI SNOWBALLL

Snow said...

Hello...?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

He went back in the cage but Coco came to me

Snow said...

I can quote "barbie, Princess and the porper" word for word... I just watched it to prove to my brother I could, and even though I haven't seen it in two years, I could still say every word along with the characters



I am ashamed of myself

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HAI SNOW!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*

Snow said...

JUBIIIIIIIIIII!!!! I HAVENT TALKED TO YOU ALL YEAR!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OMG REALLY?!?!?! IT'S BEEN THAT LONG?!?!?!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

AND I CAN QUOTE ENTIRE SCENES FROM THE INCREDIBLES....

SO IT'S OK

BUT THE INCREDIBLES IS AMAZING SO...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Dynamite. *hangs from tree*

Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men it is the music of a people who will not be slaves again

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I can quote Jekyll and Hyde word for word

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Oh no...
I've had too much Les Mis for a lifetime

Snow said...

Jubi : I CAN QUOTE THE INTIRE MOVIE. ALL. OF. IT.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I PROBABLY COULD WITH THE INCREDIBLES IF I TRIED, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT... O.O


but the beginning part is all weird because it's a documentaryish type of thing and there's like a bunch of stuff going on so yeah

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Harvesting the kindeys for the fall! Saving up the livers in the fridge! Nobody ever thanks me when I'm done! How self absorbed people can be

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

new picture OuO

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Jubi I had coffee

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Oh god


ZAF ON CAFFEINE IS PROBABLY AS BAD AS /ME/ ON CAFFEINE


LOCK HER UP BEFORE WE ALL DIIIEEE

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*tackles her to the ground*

SNOW GET DUCT TAPE! QUICK! BEFORE IT TAKES EFFECT AND THE WORLD BURNS!!!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*shadow-walks away cackling* I am the master of hundreds I will overthrow the Golden God

Snow said...

*gives zaf more coffee* DRINK!!! QUICKLY!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

NO! SNOW!!!!!!!!!
*grabs coffee and drinks it all so Zaf can't get any*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

...

that... wasn't a good idea

Snow said...

JUBI, NOOOO!!! YOU'LL BE HYPER TOOOOOOOO!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*grabs Snow by the shoulders*

YOU'LL HAVE TO LOCK ME UP

OR KILL ME

IT'S THE ONLY CHOICE WE HAVE

Snow said...

Oh, yeah, Jubiii, I ment to ask: DO YA WANNA JOIN MY QUOTES BLOG??

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

SURE!!



...WHAT'S THAT?

Snow said...

JUBI, NOO!! I COULDNT!!!













oh, who am I kiddjng? I could quite easily. XD

Snow said...

Look at the Bloglandian Quotes Project on my about me.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OOH COOOL!

OK!

Snow said...

c: I've invited you

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ACCEPTED! :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

http://youtu.be/ZPHftyqn_ZU

"what did we win again?"

I CAN'T
I JUST

OH MY
GOD

Snow said...

WHOOOOOOOO

Now you are infected and you must be on the lookout for amazing bloglandian quotes to put on it

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Zaffy Zaf?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

COOL BEANZ


ASDFGHJKL;LUYTREDCAFFEINEADFGJHKLJHFGDFLQUHWEIDSYGV

Snow said...

*deis*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I..

Snow said...

Hia fab

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HI HO FABIO!
ASDFGHJKL

Snow said...

ASDFGHJKLASDFGUJKLJGSGDUWK

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Mm...

I don't want to break the fragile layer of frozen bubble film.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

BUBBLES!! *Giggles*


BUBBLE GUM!!!
APPLE PIE!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OOOOH MY GOSH GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT IN FRENCH MAGIC WAND IS "BAGUETTE MAGIQUE"?

ISN'T THAT AMAZING?!
!?



IT'S A MAGIC BAGUETTE!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I JUST GOOGLED BAGUETTE MAGIQUE AND LOOK

http://blog.feerik.com/images/baguettes-grandes.png

IT'S THEIR BAGUETTES!!!!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Ever-so-slightly hilarious.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*points a magic baguette at Fabi* IT IS DEADLY!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*dead pan* This is no laughing matter

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Aye, 'course.

I'm gonna go write. Distantly here, maybe, possibly, idk.

Watching curling, though. Almost done with the gold medal match.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

hehe

curling

Snow said...

Dead

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Dynamite

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I like curling.

Perhaps because I don't have to listen to certain irritating members of my family squeal loudly every time someone gets injured.

Perhaps because there's more strategy behind it.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

mmm
you have a point...


but...

It's /curling/
*giggles*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I've actually never taken the time to watch it :-/

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Aye. Do you?

I'm sorry for your loss, Snow.

Dynamite again, Zaf? I'm so surprised.

...

Well, someone's in a grumpy mood.

[glares at self]

Stop it.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*pokes Fabi with the Magic Baguette*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Is you okey..?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Aye, just halfway in character, half not. It's a tad unsettling.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Pokes Jubi with a paintbrush]

Snow said...

*whistles dixie*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Ah

*Pokes paintbrush with baguette*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Gets scarlet paint on baguette]

[Pokes Snow with a marshmallow]

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Gets baguette crumbs on paintbrush*
*wipes scarlet pain on Snow*

Snow said...

Oh. *grabs marshmallow and baguette and makes a marshmallow sandwich*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

IF YOU EAT THE MAGIC BAGUETTE THEN KARMA WILL KILL EVERYTHING

Snow said...

Oh. *eats magic baguette*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KARMMAAAA!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KARMMAAAA!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

"Instant Karma's gonna get youGonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead"
~ John Lennon



NEVER DENY THE WORD OF JOHN LENNON
YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Ah.

Snow said...

John Lemon

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

http://users.telenet.be/Besthumorsite/PhotogalleryXXVII/images/john%20lemon.jpg

John Lemon x3

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hehehehe

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

and apPAUL McCartney


and George PEARisson

Snow said...

c:

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

RINGO STARFRUIT!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Ok I'm done

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Aye.

Still here, just haven't a lot to say, and I'm writing.

Snow said...

I need to write.... but I just cant be bothered......

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

msd

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Mm.

Snow said...

Brb, my cats just baught in a baby mouse

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

My gerbils are on the wheel i can hear the wheel on the glass so i go and move their wheel and they looked so confused. I'm right above the gerbil room

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I sleepy so Zaffy go sleepy now

*giggles cuddling dynamite then decides to ditch dynamite and cuddles with Ravel*

Snow said...

Little devil

I g2g! Bye

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

G'bye.

Anonymous said...

Hello?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hello.

Anonymous said...

Yay! Hi, Fabi!

Anonymous said...

So, uh, how's life?

Anonymous said...

And I have to go. Bai!

Snow said...

"Rose went away, so now the Doctor is blue. Ask Donna, 'Where's the Doctor?' She'll reply,'Doctor who?' Sarah Jane and Martha and now both the Ponds had their fun with the Doctor, but now they've all gone. So, ask me again why the TARDIS is blue. There's a sad man inside, with both hearts torn in two."

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I'm sorry, I'm writing. Ish.

Bye...

Snow said...

"Shauna was killed one Sunday morning. The police know who they are going to arrest from this bit of information:
April was getting the mail
Alyssa was doing laundry
Reggie was cooking
Mark was planting in the garden
Who killed Shauna and how did the police know who to arrest?"

Anonymous said...

I dunno who killed Shauna...... Why are you asking me? Do you suspect ME, a perfectly normal law-abiding citizen? Why, Snow? Why would you suspect me, an innocent person who's done nothing in their life to, um, kill somebody possibly inadvertently? *starts hyperventilating* *whispers to self*They know. They know. There's no escape. *starts rocking back and forth in corner*




What? Don't judge me... :)

Anonymous said...

And wait, is it April?

Snow said...

c: yeshhh

Snow said...

:D

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

And I will try to fix you...

Snow said...

Herm......

I DEDICATE TOOOOOOOO

Hope.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs Snow]

Snow said...

*nods*

Snow said...

BAGUETTE MAGIQUE

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

DID I HEAR BAGUETTE MAGIQUE?

Snow said...

BAGUETTE MAGIQUE

Unknown said...

i missed it!!!!!!!! so sad!!!!!!!!!!

Jophiel said...

http://www.store.baconsalt.com/Naughty-Bacon_c_46.html

what the hell did i just find...?

Snow said...

Death.... wtf?

Jophiel said...

i dont even...

Jophiel said...

Well, on the plus side, there are bacon coffins.

Snow said...

yeahhhh..... um.....

I g2g!! *hugs* byee!!

Ebony Law said...

bacon condoms are condoms made out of pig intestines..

don't ask me how I know this.

Ebony Law said...

is anyone here..

Jophiel said...

I am... Kinda...

Ebony Law said...

yay

Ebony Law said...

that's me in my dp btw..

<_<

Jophiel said...

Okay, fully here now!! Just finished my "two paragraphs a night" thing of my essay!

Jophiel said...

Naw... I did mention you were beautiful, didn't I?

Snow said...

I am not here at 10:35 at night ghosting... nope, why'd I do that?

Jophiel said...

Hey Snow!

Snow said...

Hey XD

Jophiel said...

How are you?

Snow said...

Wbd, msd

Jophiel said...

Okay!

Snow said...

I am literal

Jophiel said...

Uh... What?

Snow said...

Literal. I am literal.

Jophiel said...

Okay. You're literal. *Hugs*

Ebony Law said...

okay so

I have
diet coke

it's Saturday night

and I'm bored

what games can I play with you guys

Snow said...

Lets play the throw knives at aiden and death game >:D

Jophiel said...

Haha, I've got no clue. I doubt I'll be going to bed for a while because I can't be bothered... Want me to change to Hemlock for a while??

Jophiel said...

Oh... Yay... Knives at my face...

Snow said...

I seem to be obsessed with knives...

Jophiel said...

Oh damn... I read it again... *Smiles sadly* I hate myself at times. I write about truly horrible things that I fear will happen one day. It just tears me up inside...

Snow said...

:/

Star Inkbright said...

Oh, goodness.

This Star Wars crossover is needing actual plots and plans and characters.

Why.

#ChaseForBookNine

Snow said...

Heya star

Ebony Law said...

sure, you can change to hemlock

idk how I feel about Aiden thoooo

I sort of want him to be more connected to his father, but idk like

I could make someone new

but

idkkkkkkk

Jophiel said...

Snow, if you want to know what I mean, read the last two chapters of MC, that very last paragraph kills me...

Hey Star!

Snow said...

Oh god... MC... I really need to catch up with that

Jophiel said...

Aiden, if you want to, we can do something that involves his dad!

Snow said...

Wbvd in a minute

Jophiel said...

*Sprawls out in the sunlight* I'm going to miss summer... I love it so much... It's just so warm...

Ebony Law said...

no

fuck the fucking heat

winter will be my bitch

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