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*looks at her hands*
I suppose that I can see how that could become irritating.
Not everyone has flippers
Or is coldblooded
On occasions
...
I fail to see your point, Ms. Dark.
2 HOURS GUYS!!! 2 FREAKING HOURS!
*vanishes*
I know, Jubi!
Just that hands freeze, and sometimes you're a shark.
I'm just saying..
Hot blooded. *gestures with her hands of her hands, which are stuck in the same position*
So that was my point
Well... Very well, then. I suppose.
Of course.
*cracks open a book, reading aloud softly*
*grows taciturn*
*absently is drawing with her hand in the rock, creating an intricate three dimensional model in stone*
*continues to read the bit of the Canterbury Tales*
*looks up*
FLAME! *tacklehugs*
*pokes everyone*
Hey Jub Jub
HAI ADRA *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
*whacks Flame around his head with a stick* ou
Greetings.
OUI
Why, that little-
*sighs exasperatedly*
*goes back to reading aloud*
*frowns*
Would you care to elaborate, Ms. Dark?
He most likely left.
And then I'm reading in middle English
... Right.
*whispers in Adrasdos' ear* Hello my love
*swings her book back across his face*
*backs away* You need not get violent, Miss Dark. Or is it Mrs now?
It remains "Miss".
No need to be murderous, and we shan't have a problem
I have not attempting to kill anyone here as we speak, have I? No. I can if you wish though. *eyes flicker to Zafira and the fish*
Boor.
Or not...
Now if you please, shut up, *tosses her hair over her shoulder* And let me read
It's almost time Adra :D
*shrugs and goes by Sharky* Hello, fish.
In about an hour and a half, yes
*glances up* Rude
I know, can't wait.
*frowns at the man*
And what do you want?
*surprise hugs*
*Goes to Adra's house and turns up the music*
Such mischief!
*snaps her fingers* Nay
*stares at Tia*
DW is so close!
That it is...
Sir, ignore him. He's an idiot
*switches off Adra's lights*
*Stares at mirror, remembers that Chione is not the person in the mirror, turns around and stares at Chione, goes over to Chione, whispers something in her ear*
*Adra's lab systems turn on and Tia is expelled from the lab in a blue flash of light, so she lands outside*
Darling, no one gets into the lab without permission
*eyes widen* T-tia...
Eh...Adra can I come in?
No, unless you're in dire need of medical attention.
I'm not in there, if you missed *gestures to the fact that she remains to be outside*
If you insist, Ms. Dark.
*mimmicks Adra* Nobody goes in my lab without permission
No Adra! I had was going to tell you something!
*fuming outside the lab*
And Chione... I...
*chuckles at Edward* someone's got guts... *smirks*
*walks out the lab to find Tia banging the door*
*raises an eyebrow*
*mimics Hyde* oh I'm Edward Hyde, and I've got a psychotic disorder that has left me friendless and alone oh boo hoo
((Er, guys. NO ONE gets into my lab on their own accord... There isn't a door, per se. Not one you could open, and it is blocked off from teleportation or other portals))
(Alrighty Adra)
*greets Adra with an embrace*
I've got something to tell you. I already told Chione, who was shocked and speechless. Adrasdos Dark, I love the fact that you're invinted to my party :3
*waves at snowy mountain*
You too Chione!
((Yeeeahh... The lab isn't a place of congregation really. It's a medical institute and a Scientology center kinda yeah... Alchemy protects it- always))
I- what?
*sips her tea calmly, Dimka scampering about everyone*
Wait... Chai?
Peppermint
*sips further tea* mmm
About an hour to go.
Going on laptop for faster replies.
*looks at snowy mountain* I guess Chione isn't there.
*ignores Adrasdos*
Apparently so.
*laughs at Edward*
*snow falls over Tia and Chione appears beside her*
Hmm?
*leaves*
*buries head in snow* ugh
Ravel: get up
Olivia: *comes running in and sits self in snow* Momma!
*smiles* good
*smiles seeing Olivia and picks her up* Hey there Liv *tickles*
Olivia: Hi Momma! *giggles and finally lays head against*
Where is Alexis?
Alexis: here...*sits beside* Is it true?
Yeah it is
*slowly walks over to Zafira and the girls, smiling*
Hey Zafira. Hello Alexis, hello little Olivia *grins at Olivia* do you like snow?
Guys
Guys
Halp
Yes, Ms. Dark?
Hey
Alexis: hey
Olivia: Hi and yes I like snow
*begins convulsing on the floor*
1DDAY IS ON LIVE RIGHT NOW I'M CRYINGTBEY'RE SO PEFF
...
*looks at her*
Er.
((Woo Meera))
*stops moving*
*looks* Hmm? *shrugs*
Ravel: aren't you going to help?
She refused to help my children she can suffer
Er...
*kneels by Ms. Dark*
Can someone RP Serpine please? Would be hilarious.
Chione, 38 minutes to go *hyperventilates*
*coughs, rolling to her side, opening her eyes* Jesus Christ... *coughs further*
((I usually rp Serpine if I'm doingmy Mevolent thing but he's been arrested I could play another of the Three Generals or Mevolent))
OH MY GODJQUGIV 😞🔄🙋ðŸ˜VUOQGBBVDSQQQ jbevfwgbhufeqovfehu eqf
*Reads first aid kit instructions*
*Burns first aid kit*
*Picks up coughing Adra from the floor*
*Hugs Adra until she stops coughing and feels better*
*looks down at her*
Ms. Dark. What was that?
Hi Sir Reingington!
*goes over to* I can heal if I must. I wish the bloody fool Niccolò would show his face but anyhow I can heal
That, my dear Sir, was not pleasant.
*glances at Tia* I'm fine. I appreciate the concern
*pulls Zafira into hug*
Now there's THREE OF US :3
THE LIVESTREAM IS FROOOOOOOOOOZEN
THEY'RE TRYING TO BREAK A RECORD LMAO
Greetings, Ms. Halcyon.
Ms. Dark, could you elaborate?
*yelps but slowly joins hug* Zaffy only hugs Niccolò or Ravel or my kids
GOGO GO GOG GOGIOERGOEGROGRE THIRTY SECONDS OHO WE CAN DO THIS LOUIS STOP DROPPING THEM ZAUN GO OMFG LIAM GO GO GO GO GO
NO WE LOST D:::::
HARRY GHINKS EE DID IT
NIALL SAID NO
O,FG
Hey, Mara!
Keep refreshing.
((Oh my god Mara lol))
Well... *scratches her head* There are a couple things that that could be... The most certain is most likely just bad energy. To be honest, it isn't that big of a deal, but I don't believe I've experienced anything like that so strongly before
Four of us* why does everyone forget about me ;_; *air suddenly gets colder because she's upset*
*twitches*
Refreshing?
Re-
Refres-
REFRESH NOT REPLAY REFRSH NOT REPLAY
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SOUND
((Chio.... You weren't in the hug yet :P
I think
Lemme read back I don't remember))
Zafira, surprise hugs are awesome! :D
*releases hug* Tea?
Chione! I'm cold and I spent years underground
*sighs* sorry Zafira. *heats up a bit but still cold enough it snows*
I'm not cold because I grew up in Estonia
Wow really Adra? Cool!
I grew up in Scotland so i'm used to it also.
POLAND WOO
I'm *am* cold even though I grew up in Estonia!!!
*murmurs something in a separate language, putting her head in her hand* Oh damn...
OH MY GOD MO HARRY WHAT ARE YIU DOING WHUTE RHAT CUT OUT OMFG HE"S PULLING A BUS FILL OF DIRECTIONERS TO BRWAK A RECORD GO RANDOM FIY FROM POLDAND
Lived in Ireland then moved to the States all during the war
Well then you obviously didn't grow up correctly.
*laughs* It was colder back then, I suppose.
Even so.
I can see why
Anyone from Tallinn? I'm not, just asking.
Grand Mage Zafira, I wanna visit Dublin!
WRONG DIRECTION HOLY FUCK
Hey! THE DAY OF THE DOCTOR IN 20 MINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
((Er- to elaborate, my character is from Estonia .. Not I personally))
I live in ireland
OH MY GODFRCHG GCFTUFCYUDSRYUGU
Well Adra, it sure was cold, like -20 C and stuff.
But it can be cold indoors. Doesn't matter how cold it is outside, if you are cold inside.
HI MARA!!!!!
HEY ADRA!!!!!!
Hey Rhydian welcome back and ikr? *.*
YO TIA!!!!!!!
HELLO CHI!!!!!!!!
(Yeah I'm from America my character lived in Ireland))
*smirks* I lived in Dublin.
Ravel: I mostly live in Roarhaven
20 C isn't possible.
...are you sure you grew up in Estonia?
HEYA ZAFFY!!!!!!!!!!
*glares* Why is Ravel here?
((Be careful of spoilers..))
((Oh yeah, I'll try to be...who here hasn't read LSODM??))
I'm crying
Mara! Why!
Why Mara?
What? I'll explain later, off to watch Doctor Who!
Have fun, guys!
1D day I guess...
10 more minutes Tia stay :o
ONE DIRECTION ARE LIETENING TO ONE DIREVTIONS NEW ALBUM MDFUQ WE'VE A,READY HEARD IT AND THEY'RE CRYING BUT WTF ARE U ACTUALLY DIRECTIONERSS
Most likely..
*rubs her head again* I'm getting a splitting headache from that damn energy...
I think... I think I'm going to faint actually.
Me and my mate Corvo are fangirling/fanboying loads...She and I are basically screaming at each other through texts...It's actually quite funny
I'M UP AND AWAKE! THANK GOD NONE WAS MISSED!
Now I'm watching the horrible music video clips on Rage.
They really are horrible....
Gtg now...Prepping for The Day Of The Doctor, BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WBVD DOCTIR WHO IN 9 MINUTES
*collapses on the ground, unconscious*
OK, good. According to you guys there is no lag, good.
I was scared that there would be lag between Australia and Britian, but no, it's all good...
VYJ VUY GYU FITF TUCRCRCBTUI
IT'S TIME
AND I CAN'T WATCH DW YET BECAUSE I WALKED TRHOUGH THE DOOR TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES AFTER IT STARTED SO NOW I'M WAITING FOR IPLAYER!!!!!!!
Ah, today . . . like, sometime when I was in town, my emotions went back to being stupid . . . -_- I was so annoyed. It was so beautiful, feeling calm.
So here I am. Still liable to burst into tears or laughter at any moment. Still with crazy moodswings. Still slightly tense, like you don't realise it till it goes. :/
Still not regretting exploding at Zaf yesterday. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Oh, and -
CATCHING FIRE WAS /AMAZING./
One of the best movies EVER.
#ChaseForBookNine
*casually bes a loner with no one here*
EVERYONE'S WACTHING DW DAMMIT.
And I'm just stuck here like . . . yeah. D:
#ChaseForBookNine
You know, sometimes I wonder the point in my being here.
I'm just scrolling down the comments and I'm just like urgh at so many things and I'm just like wait a second if you don't like this thing and that thing and this person and that person then why are you even here because I mean you're not really getting anything from it, are you? Oh, crap, I'm thinking in a local accent like how my friends talk and dammit I'm just typing in an accent and I don't know how to get out of it. :P
My point being . . . yeah. :)
And then I remember the days like yesterday when I just feel so crappy and I'm just thinking "Get home. Get on the blog." And when I am home I just need to get home, but I don't mean my house, I mean Blogland, I need to get there. I don't feel like I've got home till I've got here. And when I just feel so rubbish (LIKE YESTERDAY) and I'm just crying my eyes out I really want to just be here, because it's like if I get here everything'll all be okay, even if when I do get here Zaf casually doesn't acknowledge my existence and natters on about how she's in fucking KOTW when I'm just sitting here crying my eyes out asking for help. -_-
I've been with my irl friends all day, who criticise everything. :P Seriously, they just sit there and they make fun of people. It's what they DO all day. My friend said she was really fat and my other friend said that people are all sizes and shapes and that if you take a supermodel and you stretch them taller, they become a stick insect, and if you squish them to be short, they're just a round ball and my other friend (that's the short one) was like AW WHAT. :P
So I'm probably not feeling my nicest and I'll probably just have a go at people because that's what the people I was with have been doing all day. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
*LSODM
#ChaseFOrBookNine
((*cuddles Star* DW is almost over))
ANYWAY, I NEED TO DRAFT AN ENGLISH ASSESSMENT!
FUN!
#ChaseForBookNine
@Adra: Hello!!!! :) *hugs*
Ooh, it is? SHIT IT'S ALMOST NINE PM DAMMITTTTTTTTTT WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE I HAVE NO LIFE BUT IF I DID IT WOULD ALL BY GONE BECAUSE TIME IS FLYING LIKE A JET ENGINE.
#ChaseForBookNine
((I'm sorry! I'll be here in a sec!!)$
@Adra: What are you sorry for? :P
BE SORRY FOR THE UMTATOES. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Both tomatoes and onions are umtatoes, but tomatoes are 'umTARtoes' and onions are 'umtaTOES.' :P
. . . Yeah, that's what my dad calls them. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
I am here again
NO SPOILERS ALL
At least, I think it's onions . . .
CATCHING FIRE IS AMAZING.
SKITTLES MILKSHAKES TASTE SO NICE. :)
#ChaseFOrBookNine
@Adra: Hello! :)
And, thank you. :) I'm really touchy about spoilers.
. . .
Actually, I'm just really touchy, because I'm an emotional wreck. XD
#ChaseForBookNine
OKAY
BBY
*read what she wrote*
*holds her tightly* Don't be sad. You're too bright for that
IT FINISHED!
IT WAS GLORIOUS!!!!!!!
Mum: Guess what they had at the end of Doctor Who?
Me: NO! *realises she probably just means at advert or whatever* What?
Mum: #SherlockLives!
Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#ChaseFOrBookNine
That was one of the best things I have ever watched...
DOCTOR WHO IS ON 1DDAY OR IS GOING TO BE ON OMFG WHAT I LOVE THIS
@Duck: NO SPOILERS!!!!!! :P
Ah, we saw a The Hobbit advert at the cinema and it was AMAZING. John Watson was just like lying there on this pile of gold and Sherlock was just kind of being this big whispering voice (coz, like, Martin Freeman's Bilbo and Benedict Cumberbatch is the dragon, Smaug) and me and my friend were freaking out so much, waving our hands and squealing and I was even bouncing in my seat. XD
I was just imaging them making that scene. XD Awesomeness.
JOHN WATSON IS THE PROTAGONSIT AND SHERLCOK IS THE ANTAGONIST.
IT DOES NOT GET AWESOMER THAN THAT.
I want to watch that movie. :)
@Adra: *hugs* :) Thank you, but all stars have to fade and explode. :)
I've worked out that crying makes me feel calm, though . . . so next time I feel irrationally sad, I'm going to find something depressing so I'll cry and then hopefully I'll feel better again. :) Aspect one of moodswings, sorted! Now I just have to work out how to stop myself laughing for no reason! :P
*hugs Adra* You're amazing. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
OMG your mum.
NO SPOILERS EVERYONE'nn
*cuddles Star* *kisses her hair as a mother would* Crying is okay- it's a shame it has been slandered. And- if it makes you better, then I suppose that is good. The result, that is
Tia
No spoilers
Delete thy comment
@Adra: You are awesome. :)
You should be told more. *nods*
Oh, crying is awesome.
. . .
Well, I'm like that, though. Like, I was sitting in seat number twenty, so I decided the number 20 was awesome.
If I have something, I often decide it's awesome, just because, you know . . . I have it. :P And my theory is that you might as well get happy about these things as you end up with more happiness.
So therefore, crying is awesome. :P
I think it makes me feel better. *nods* Thank you. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
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Alright then *nods* *ruffles Star's hair*
ADRA ILY. :) :) :) :) :) :)
*attacklehugs*
#ChaseFOrBookNine
Holy shit that was priceless
AH DAMMIT I MISSED PUTTING THE CHRISTMAS LISTS UP THE CHIMNEY. -_-
When we had our old house, we had an open fire, so we did it there, but now we have to do it at my grandma's . . .
I like doing that. :(
WHY'D THEY DO IT WITHOUT ME?
*actually hates people touching my hair irl, but also isn't keen on irl hugs, so you know . . . :P*
'ruffles' is a nice word. :)
#ChaseFOrBookNine
WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND.
In velocity terms, it goes nowhere. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
My mother said she wished she had a video of me I think I said holy shit multiple times omg
I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO MY ENGLISH.
I've changed it to my usual font and written 'English Assessment' at the top of the page. :P
I've achieved so much. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Ily star
DOCTOR WHO WAS F*CKING AMAZING
THEY'RE TALKING TO MATT SMITH
Everyone on Twitter is being odd...
Stop no
No
NO SPOILERS! :P
@Mara: Yaaaaay! :)
(Did you not watch Day of the Doctor either?)
(Is there a possibility we can be spoiler-wary together?)
(And - :) I'M REALLY HAPPY ABOUT 1D FOR YOU!!!!!
I started ranting about 1D today because you and my friend was just like BURN THEM. XD
Hi Jubi, Mara, Duck! :)
@Adra: AHHHH RECIPROCATED LOVE. :)
@Duck: Everyone here is constantly beign odd. XD
#ChaseForBookNine
Well, Day of the Doctor... Was interesting.
I know....I swear that was funny I gotta go to drama in 15min and I already know we're having a Doctor Who conference in the boys dressing room before makeup and hair
FLAME NO SPOILERS NO
*hugs him*
@Flame: NO SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AW DAMMIT WHY WERE ME AND MY FRIENDS BEING IDIOTS IN FRANKIE AND BENNIES FOR SO LONG.
Seriously, there were these other teenage girls at another table and I was like "Look how NORMAL they are! There's them over there being normal and then there's just US! How do you think it feels to be so NORMAL?"
#ChaseForBookNine
NEW PAGE SOON.
#ChaseForBookNine
AND AND AND OMYGOD THERE'S A WEIRD NEW SHERLOCK TRAILER AAGHAGDUFHFKJ
Guys you watching the after party on BBC 3?!
@Jubi: SHERLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
SHERLOCK IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
#ChaseForBookNine
DID YOU SEE THE NEW TRAILER, STAR?? :D
Hey Chione! :)
#ChaseForBookNine
#SherlockLives
A third of the Twits are all happy and OMGing about the 50th, and the other 66% are doing the opposite...
Motherfuck
@Jubi: NO.
I DIDN'T EVEN WATCH DW.
BECAUSE I WALKED IN THE DOOR A FUCKING TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES TOO LATE. D:
:(
#ChaseForBookNine
Okay, I'd like to obviously dedicate to Doctor Who, and to Sherlock, and to the Hunger Games, and to One Direction, because Mara.
Yes
*raises glass*
HEAR HEAR
@Duck: NO SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#ChaseForBookNine
The sherlock trailer shows NOTHING. I've actually already seen it before tonight.
GOD DAMMIT STAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vq4s8n8vxw&sns=tw
WATCH IT
IT'S NOT LIKE AMAZING OR WHATERVER..
BUT IT'S FREAKING SHERLOCK
WHICH TOTALY MAKES UP FOR IT :D
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