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the marvel of marvels...
the paperback cover of paperback covers...
The Maleficent Seven!!!
Tom Percival, you've done it again...
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 4001 – 4200 of 4971 Newer› Newest»Ok, I dont think you can see the weaponry without breaking into the weapons office, but I have this *Takes out lockpick*
Well actually, we should see what language they speak first.
And of course, the dialect it is spoken in.
You can pick locks?
I knew from the moment I saw your name that you were a born adventurer like the great Edward Thatch.
Thank you, I think that the language is still english but *Teleport pad appears* Weapons office *Dissappears*
Well now would probably be a good time to leave or we'll probably get arrested. Or killed, depending on how people are these days.
*Speaks into communicater* You need to say where to telepot to. I have been arrested loads in the future. *Sees wanted poster with me on it* Good idea
Ah, I would love to tarry a while longer but it seems I am needed elsewhere.
Goodbye Edward Fletcher, it was nice meeting you.
*Disappears*
Goodbye Sykamere *Returns to present*
((Man...intense))
Adra???
((Yes))
((What???))
Where is everyone?
((No idea :P Mass exodus)
*Adra awakens in a small wooden box*
What the... *she touches the sides*
No...
No *begjns to kick at them furiously* NO!
*Walks up to small jet and enters* *Places time travel device on charge*
I'm here, just distant.
Deja vu
#ChaseForBook9
I'm here too I'm just not talking.
Brb ^.^
((*hugs Fabi* Okay hun))
((I can not stop seeing Nikola Tesla in these cats.... The dark one even likes being alone a lot
I mean
MAN))
Hello Fabi and Chione
GTG, Bye
*is hereish*
((Bye Ed! *hugs*))
*she runs her hand against the smooth dark wood*
Oh gods.... I'm screwed.
*she begins kicking again is the tiny coffin*
Gah! *gives up, falling back* Glares in the darkness at the restraints around her wrists*
Bye Ed!
@The cats XD
I am so close to done...!
And then I need to edit.
I've been staring at this chapter for too long...
#ChaseForBook9
((Go go go, Fabi!!! *hugs*))
DEREK THE ELF --->
curtesy of elf yourself XD
Back but I gtg in 10 mins...
LOL!!! Derek looking fabulous!
XD IKR??
Well I gtg. Goodnight everyone.
Goodnight Derek the elf. :3
((Bye Chio!))
*she can feel the dirt outside the coffin, but it isn't moving* *she hits the side, with no avail- her arms are too close to the wood*
*she hits again*
*again*
*again*
*her knuckles begin to tear and bleed*
*again* *again* *again*
Mm. I need to mention someone here...
#ChaseForBook9
*In the ParaFabis plot
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((If you like - I have Thanksgiving dinner in about an hour))
Crisis averted! I don't really feel comfortable using other people's characters, even just referencing their parallel versions...
So I was very vague. It worked! I think!
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((*gets up*
*applauds* YAY! *hugs* Awesome- I can't wait!)
Okay.
#ChaseForBook9
*she works on controlling her breathing, hitting the coffin above her*
[hugs back]
[isn't using parentheses because I don't feel like it]
Do you mind if I send part to you a bit early (probably tonight/tomorrow)? A lot of it feels like it draws on, and I've been looking at it all too long to know what to cut.
#ChaseForBook9
((Yeah! Go ahead- I can't promise I'll read it immediately, but that's fine!))
((Okay, thanks. I'll send it once I get to a stopping point.))
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((Okay! ))
Good morning, afternoon, or evening, Blogland. I apologize if I am particularly slow, today, but I am recovering from an injury.
((Sir?? What did -
DID YOU Break your arm?))
((Or... Hand?
*hugs*))
Hello Sir.
May you have a speedy recovery!
#ChaseForBook9
Thankfully, Ms. Dark, the injury is elsewhere. Sadly, though, the pain is rather irritating and distracting, and so I must occupy myself. Thank you kindly for your concern, though.
((Oh my goodness, well I hope you heal quickly *hugs again*
Also
I'm in Florida
*grins evilly*
Ah, greetings, Ms. Fabienne. Thank you.
Well, Ms. Dark, sadly I am in visiting someone in a different state.
((Awh. Well then.
Happy Thanksgiving, anyway. I've been telling all Americans that.
*waves*
*mumbles about pie*))
I feel that pie, while appealing, is a rather overrated dish.
((You obviously haven't had my pie
My chocolate pie
With marshmallows))
Well, each to their own, I suppose.
((Indeed so.
Ooh! Dinner in 30! I did the stuffing...
And the turkey))
Well, I am certain that they shall be delicious, then.
((Hollah))
*Adra takes a deep breath, feeling a bead of sweat roll down her forehead*
*she hits the top of the coffin again, harder than before*
*it doesn't crack*
*she screams in fury, kicking at the end over and over*
((I do hope it doesn't become a Griswold turkey. But thanks))
It was nothing, Ms. Dark.
*she kicks again, getting rather angry*
*continues to kick*
*the edge cracks, a bit of dirt falling in*
*she smiles* Thank gods...
*breathes out, wondering how many feet of dirt she has to get through*
My, it is quite the predicament that Ms. Dark is in, isn't it, Ms. Dark?
It is.
Quite.
*she takes a deep breath then kicks, the bottom side of the coffin breaking, dirt pouring in*
Oh HEL-
*she swings her restrained hands around and pushes off the end of the coffin as forth surrounds her, constricting her lungs and sides, rendering her breathless*
Hrm, a shame that she was not interred with a coffin bell.
*she manipulates the dirt and ground around her so it's expelled , exploding from the surface of the earth, parting so she can slide out*
*she gasps, sucking in clean air*
*wriggles a bit until she's out of the coffin, staring up at the sky fifteen feet advice her* *takes another deep breath, meddling with the rope encircling her wrists*
Damn...
Who'd have thought? You get out of hell, and then you're in your worst nightmare. I'll take note of that
*coughs a bit of dirt* Blegh...
*looks up, and let's the ground lift her up and she hops up onto the regular ground, brushing some dirt of*
*she allows herself a moment to reflect*
*looks back at the coffin, looking at her hands, biting the rope*
*she sits by the fire*
...
Not fire. *she begins to kick snow into it* Seen enough of that
((..anyone?))
*she grabs her bag, grabbing the first food she sees, and begins to stuff it into her mouth hungrily, ravenously*
Hello...??
((I apologise, if anyone sees this. I'll be suddenly disappearing very shortly for Thanksgiving))
Greetings, Ms. Melody.
Ms. Dark, I am certainly glad to see that Ms. Dark is... Well, not as in danger.
((Hi Em))
Not precisely, but I appreciate the concern, Sir *nods to him*
*she wipes out the fire* mm... Better
Actually...
Wait.
*to herself*
My lab... I was in-
*gasps* MY LAB!
*she sprints towards it*
Actually...
Wait.
*to herself*
My lab... I was in-
*gasps* MY LAB!
*she sprints towards it*
Damnation . . .
When I was here on their iPad, I had to sign in to Google to post a comment.
When I switched off their iPad, I merely closed the Blogger tab and pressed the off button.
Which means that their iPad could still be logged into my account.
Which is really, really bad.
Like . . . On my Google account, I not only have my search history and that, I have my Google+, my YouTube, and my email.
DAMN this is bad.
My computer leaves me permanantly signed in to everything. My phone . . . I searched for Gmail and opened that, then searched for YouTube and opened that, amd they automatically signed me in.
Oh fuck.
#ChaseForBookNine
((MSD/wbd!!))
Well... You have my sympathies, Ms. Inkbright.
*she arrives,-!: the lab is in tatters, the rock door in crumbles, lights flickering*
*a great hear comes from inside*
No...
*surprise hugs* Hey :)
Have you ever seen a film or read a book that you liked so much, you couldn't stop thinking about it. Well, I just did. And I'd recommend it to anyone and everyone, even *you*
It is called Super. Here is a clip from it (probably one of my most favourite scenes in any film ever)
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DYX1n_hBwYI&feature=youtube_gdata_player&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DDYX1n_hBwYI%26feature%3Dyoutube_gdata_player
Hello again... Ish... Sort of...
Still writing.
#ChaseForBook9
Hey, Fabi!
Good luck on your writing!
@Tia: I can't watch it right now, sorry. :( Midnight and stuffs.
*just changed my password*
*my phone (Android phone) was asking me to sign in, and I never do because it's rin by Google and you have to make a Googke account to use it*
*I'm safe :)*
*phew*
First time I've changed my password since March 2012, when I created the account. :P
And, on that note, I shall go to sleep. :)
Fours!
#ChaseForBookNine
*she looks around, trying the lights, but it only sparks*
M....my lab... *she walks in, equipment smashed, the floor caved in, the walls broken*
*she shrieks*
((Bye Star!))
*lays in treehouse*
Ravel: hey there Zaf.
Heeey
Thanks, Tia!
There's an option to sign out all other session on gmail, Star.
#ChaseForBook9
Good night, Star!
Gotta go as well, good night Blogland!
@Adra your lab needs redecorating.
@All https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYX1n_hBwYI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Oh, bye Star, bye Tia! [waves]
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..,
It's been demolished..
My life's work. Gone.
((D:))
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No, Adra, your life, your soul, your *essence* is your life's work.
Bye, Fabi! Bye, Adra!
(Oh Adra lol I just remembered that Drew is in that room thing under your lab. Oh no...)
((Er, he isn't under he lab, is he? I recall him being in the ground outside. I might be mistaken.))
No... You don't understand, Tia.
Hey, Em! I hope you're feeling better, take care, ok?
Good night!
(Oh is he?? I thought you put him under the lab. Ah who cares!
Thanks Tia, goodnight sweets x)
((Gracious..))
*she stops, forgetting how to breathe for a moment* Wait-
*she runs for the animal's room, trying the door* Dimka..Vile. Blueberry. *she tries kicking at it*
((Oops))
*the door falls in and she screams, her eyes falling back into her head, hitting the ground*
((Oh, it appears to have fallen silent))
((I don't really have anything to say, sorry....)
#ChaseForBook9
(I'm just battling with my feels here Ads, you're pulling on my heartstrings girl)
((I actually am a bumbling fool right now... I'm juggling fatigue
And feels are my specialty))
HAPPY THANKSGIVING WHOOO!
....
and HAAII!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
if people are here...
((Hello, Jubi!))
((Hi Jubi-bean!))
#ChaseForBook9
hi people.
HAI ADRAAA AND FABIIII AND SNOWWWW *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
My tummy hurts
from thanksgiving foods
blegh
*She stirs, gently lifting her pounding head up* Oh gods.... *she touches her sore head, then remembers*
*backtracking as fast as she can, she scoots backwards until she stands up, sprinting from the lab*
*she ends up at the bar, pounding at the door*
Trip!
*no answer and she backs up, continuing to run*
i am trying to keep calm.
BUT I CANT
proffering on tuesday, 4 times.... in front of people.... *is hyperventilating*
and i have to practice in front of more people. i just did then. i have to monday. and then it's tuesday and the night of the event... MEHHHHHH!!!
((...what?))
(( PANICING!!!MEHHH!!! I"M ACTING AND PLAYING IN THE BAND!!! MEHHHH!!! HELLPPP!!! I HAVE TO DO BOTH TWICE AND!!!! MEHH!!!!! ASDFGHJKL!!!))
*pats Snow on the head*
Just think of happy marshmallow people singing Kumbaya around a campfire while roasting human flesh *nods*
((I don't know how to help you. Sorry.))
Performing is always less jittery for me once I'm actually on stage.
I usually panic afterwards, though...
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(( mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ))
MBHAL
IFTELANISADWBDSSICENBISASISE
AIDNWTPIIA
ISTAEHMBMHMNICMMHSJE
...sorry about that.
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derek the elf...
i think i've calmed down a bit.
:) lol -->
I MADE ONION DIP PERF FINALLY
Okay....so nobody is here
hello...?
D:
my laptop charger is broken and i can't charge it so i has to use the other computer and it's so annoying... the buttons are so... clunky... i hate this keyboard...
Hellow. *looks around*
Hello!
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hi thrust and fabi.
SNOW
HELLO
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hi.
"Hello, my name is Detective Inspecta Rebeccateccainspectadetectabeccadetectadespectaspectainspectadetectatectarebecca"
#ChaseForBook9
huh?
thats all most as bad as
"skulduggerystraightenedhistie" in "the end of the world"
oh, and did you see the derek elves?
--->
they bring misery to all readers.
I saw.
Wbd!
#ChaseForBook9
Uh in case you hadn't noticed I was distant.
And I don't have TEOTW. :-(
It's on my Christmas list, though! Still!
#ChaseForBook9
g2g fab. bye...
you know what i just realized? i don't even know of ed knows we broke up... :-/ (rp wise, lol) ah, well... we'll tackle that hurdle when we get to it. BYEEE
Oh, bye...
Sorry I wasn't really here when you were. :-(
#ChaseForBook9
Are people actually here or...?
Hello if there are!
WHOOO
got most of the blogland parody done!!
doing it to royals. :D
and, here we are!! i'll also post this on my blog, so...:
we've never seen a zombie in the flesh,
we kill monsters everyday, in the roll play,
and we're all minions of the landy
in a made up land, it's blogland baby.
here everyday's like saph meets adra, trip is in the bar again,
jubi's hyper, zaf is dating ravel,
we don't care, we're throwing fireballs in our dreams.
And everybody's like, death and fabi doing some wierd plot stuff,
lea's made, snow's dead, star is doing odd guff,
we dont care, we're to caught up planning book fairs.
and we'll never be normal (normal)
it aint really that fun
that kind of sane just aint for us,
we're all a different kind of nuts.
let us have our fandoms (fandoms)
you can call us insane
and baby we'll laugh, we'll laugh, we'll laugh, we'll laugh
let us have our fantasies.
miss cain, blaze and dau,
duck, sir and all you minions i forgot,
this song is for anni
hope she laugh when she see's this,
did it to be funny
here everyday's like saph meets adra, trip is in the bar again,
jubi's hyper, zaf is dating ravel,
we don't care, we're throwing fireballs in our dreams.
And everybody's like, death and fabi doing some wierd plot stuff,
lea's made, snow's dead, star is doing odd guff,
we dont care, we're to caught up planning book fairs.
and we'll never be normal (normal)
it aint really that fun
that kind of sane just aint for us,
we're all a different kind of nuts.
let us have our fandoms (fandoms)
you can call us insane
and baby we'll laugh, we'll laugh, we'll laugh, we'll laugh
let us have our fantasies.
ooh ooh oh
blog's bigger than he ever dreamed,
landy just loves being king
ooh ooh oh
so much fun, without a care,
we're to caught up planing book fairs
and we'll never be normal (normal)
it aint really that fun
that kind of sane just aint for us,
we're all a different kind of nuts.
let us have our fandoms (fandoms)
you can call us insane
and baby we'll laugh, we'll laugh, we'll laugh, we'll laugh
let us have our fantasies.
there is a bit i'm not too sure of... but i'll edit it... *shrugs*
WHOO GO SNOW!!
That's awesome!!!! :D
XD thanks missy.
now, i g2g!! BYEEE *huggles missy and anyone lurking in the shadows*
*hugs*
Bye!
Hey, Snow!
That is great says me and my friend Tyrant J.
But why am I not in it? :''''''c
I cannot stay, as I have to run out the door in pursuit of the television repairman who's been stealing all of my left socks, but I wanted to come around to wish you all a belated Happy Thanksgiving and show off my updated Doctor Precocious profile picture.
Also, that song was lovely.
Also, I do believe comment 4185 is cursed.
...why so?
Nice pic btw
Snow- I just read your song- I don't think I can ever listen to the original again without thinking of you
Hey people
*surprise hugs* Hey, Chione!
...
Mom said she wanted to take me shopping with her and then left before I could brush my teeth.
Apparently she doesn't need me then.
Not that I mind not shopping with my family. Mom and Dad are all like "Get in, get what we need, get out before the large number of people eat us" and Nelnah can never make decisions.
Still though, I could've slept in if I'd known she'd just leave.
#ChaseForBook9
Yeah we dont go shopping for Black Friday. I dont shop because Mom is she has to go in EVERY store when we only need say shoes
My mom is the opposite. I can never look at things I may or may not want to get. It has to be get in, get necessities, get out.
Her phone stopped holding a charge, so I think she's getting a new one, and possibly something for my sister (which she originally wanted my help selecting). She generally hates Black Friday, though.
#ChaseForBook9
*hugs Tia* hello.
Ah. We just got new phones and all so we're safe on that but mine rarely goes on Black Friday she'll go any other day of the year and spend hours shopping. Like she spent an entire day 10am-10pm at a mall and my dad was so confused where she went
[Waves to Chi]
[Waves to Zaf as well]
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Hello to Fabi and Zafira too.
How are you?
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*waves* msd going not shopping we're going to the cemetery to lay flowers...
((*salutes all who are going Black Friday shopping* If you die, I will go to your funeral))
I'm good Fabi, you?
((Hi Adra!))
#ChaseForBook9
Is Black Friday an American thing? I've never heard of it.
What's Black Friday, if you don't mind me asking?
I-I get to do a ded? O.o this is my first time... em...
((Hi Fabi *hugs*
It's a blowout sale in stores all over America- day after Thanksgiving.
People wait outside department stores and shops because everything is on sale and they can get it cheaper))
It's the day after Thanksgiving, and people have the day off school/work. Stores take advantage of this, and everything (primarily electronics) is ridiculously discounted. So, like everyone goes shopping and its all ridiculously crowded!
#ChaseForBook9
Hey, *hugs*
Yeah, Black Friday is the American National shopping day/weekend/week.
Though some shops in UK do it too.
((People have been trampled by people rushing into stores.
People are injured.
People have died))
((I think once someone shot two people over a parking space...))
Oh... That sounds terrifying :/
Ah I'm off to town (just had school) to check out these good deals everyone has been talking about. See you guys later!
*many, many warm hugs*
THE LATE LATE TOY SHOW IS ON TONIGHTTT :)))
It's never been that bad where I live, but then again, the best shopping is in Bellevue, and I've never tried to go there on Black Friday. Nor have I gone to any electronic stores.
#ChaseForBook9
((Bye Tia! *hugs*
Yeah. It's scary. 0.0
Yay Meera? What is that? I don't think I've seen that..))
Yeah, my friend was telling me it was Black Friday today and saying what it was . . . I remember it from my American blogfriends telling me last year, though. :)
Hello!!!
Today I was emotional, so I have to start my record again, but it was the hyper kind of emotional. I haven't had that in a while and I'm sick of being sad so that was okay. :)
I was jumping going into the lunch hall and then I was kicking my feet in the queue and my shoes came off and went under the chair in front of me and I was sat there wiggling my shoe-less feet and giggling . . . :P
My friend said, though, that although I was spherical and pointless, I made so many points, so even though I was pointless I was also pointful, and I was like IT'S LIKE HOW EVERYTHING IS POSITIVE WHEN IT'S NEGATIVE!!!! and started jumping up and down with excitement. :)
But seriously - THAT'S WHY I MAKE SO MANY POINTS ABOUT EVERYTHING! BECAUSE I'M POINTLESS! AND NEGATIVES EQUAL POSITIVES! ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!
Also, I've realised that when I get hyper I really do not care about things like records. :P And when I'm sad the fact I've broken my record chance makes me sadder.
So my leaderboard system is epically failing. XD
#ChaseForBookNine
We had spent half the maths lesson convincing the teacher to let us go early.
Our reasoning: "Asda is having a Black Friday sale."
And it worked :D
((I'm afraid of dying, so..))
Bye Tia! [hugs]
There was something I wanted to tell you, Mara... I can't remember it! D:
#ChaseForBook9
((You aren't pointless, Star..))
((OMG Tia :P))
And - you know when I went very Holly-ish in French?
I'm not sure why my brain sadi Holly-ish.
Because of my friend saying "Let Holly be Holly" and "sometimes you do things that are so HOLLY" and my other friend saying "Would you seriously live your kids with HOLLY?" and "Yeah, that sounds like something you'd do" and yes.
And when I was doing my D of E logbook and I said "We didn't have to stop for a while, which was good, so we felt good about it, so we were good, so I was good", and my friend (putting it all together) went "Oh dear, that's so HOLLY but I'm not sure that's what they're really looking for" and taking it out.
And my saying about paint in my English descriptive.
But anyway.
You know when I went very Holly-ish in French?
And Google Translate said I said I was throwing women into closets?
*facepalms*
My teacher: *leaves comment* A bit philosophical you got there at the end !
Me: *laughs*
#ChaseForBookNine
@Tia: YAAAAAAY! :) *laughs* Lol. :P
@Adra: I am, but I'm not. :) *hugs*
@Adra: Most people are afraid of dying.
#ChaseForBookNine
((People who think they're pointless are rather the sharpest I've seen..
And that is true))
STARARARAWR
#ChaseForBook9
BUT HEY
Yesterday, whilst babysitting, I memorised all the different words for 'the' in German.
DER DIE DAS DIE
DEN DIE DAS DIE
DEM DER DEM DEN
DES DER DES DER
:)
#ChaseForBookNine
((Der Ritter...))
@Adra: Yes, but I'm a sphere! :(
And . . .
I think we all have a purpose.
Even if our purpose is only to read the newspaper.
And that we can exceed and achieve far beyond our purpose.
And my friend said, in a conversation about whether being smart was good or not, that there was this woman with an IQ or 160 and she just stayed in her house crying all day because the things she thought about were distressing her so much, and she also said that she was so clever her mind was playing tricks on her.
#ChaseForBookNine
@Adra: *doesn't know what a Ritter is* :/
#ChaseForBookNine
((Yeah..))
Bye!
#ChaseForBook9
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