I give you the wonder of wonders...
the marvel of marvels...
the paperback cover of paperback covers...
The Maleficent Seven!!!
Tom Percival, you've done it again...
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NOW I'M ALL ALONE WITH MY CAPS LOCK ANF MY FLOATING BALLOON PARTY....
:C
I'm not trying to avoid either of you...?
#ChaseForBook9
I'm not a bloody show-off... *Mutters angrily and sulks*
Well no Americans are on but to my fellow Ameriminions
Happy Thanksgiving fellow Ameriminions!
Zaf! *hugs*
Hey fell back asleep sorty
(((Hi guys :))))
☂You know those weird moments where you keep secrets from your closest friends and the ones you love, and then you make a new friend and you just tell them everything?☂
☂I find that funny.☂
☂My biggest secret is known only by one poor person on Omegle who I told.☂
☂I am sure that person has been scarred for life...☂
☂I have literally lied to ALL my close friends about it and I've never said it to anybody, but there was this person on Omegle and I just blurted it out and they disconnected on me.☂
☂Good times.☂
*lays in snow* watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
Happy Thanksgiving, Americans!!!
:0 I just did a 5k
In 49:07
But still. For someone who doesn't run, I'm proud :)
Yay! Good job Adra
Weee! *jumps up and down*
Woo
Hello.
#ChaseForBook9
Fabi! Hello! Happy Thanksgiving
I'm watching the parade and mu mom is freakin in exctiement because Santa is coming
I can't find an instrumental for Little Me :/
Happy Thanksgiving to any Ameriminions :)
Happy Thanksgiving to you all, too!
If you don't celebrate it, then have a nice day anyway!
I guess because the song is new? Good luck finding one. [hugs Mara]
#ChaseForBook9
*giggles* I loooove Thanksgiving
Hey Marsies! *huggles*
Apologies for the delay- I was drying off
SANTA xD sorry I love this time of the year i love Thankagiving until Christmas
I can't stand that people play CHRISTMAS music in November
I don't mind it AFTER Thanksgiving.
It's hell for me. I wouldn't mind a week before but a whole month (and more) of just CHRISTMAS music? Nothing else? It sucks!
I love it but I guess it's just mattef of opinion. I had it instilled in me from early on I just love Christmas music, lol Mom was squealing like a little girl when Santa came on for the parade...another Parade over :(
Wbd I gotta get ready brother is coming in 45min so we can go to my grandma's!
Kk!
What does Miley Cyrus eat for thanksgiving?
Twerky
@Adra: LOL! :P
Hi people!
Here for a couple of hours.
I'm going to babysit at seven-thirty, and it'll be quite easy because they'll mostly be in bed (phew), and I'll be there for like three hours, and I won't be here in those three hours, I don't think, because I don't have wifi . . . but wait . . . have I used up my money for today?
. . .
I might be here, but probably won't.
Anyway.
Yes.
OH!
And today, despite crying slightly at something sad which doesn't count because I only got a bit sad at something sad . . . I DIDN'T HAVE AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN OR EXPERIENCE EXTREME EMOTIONAL OR FEEL EMOTIONAL FOR NO REASON.
Woooooooh!
So I'm happy. :) If I don't break down for the rest of today, that will be one day.
If I do tomorrow, that'll be two days.
If I do the day after, that'll be three days and will set a new record.
GOOD TIMES.
#ChaseForBookNine
HOW IS EVERYONE? :)
#ChaseFOrBookNine
Star! *hugs* Yay!
I apologise, I'm distant today. Cooking and all
I'm alright, thanks :)
@Adra: HELLO!
Ooh. Cooking what? :)
And, huh? Aren't you half left?
#ChaseForBookNine
Turkey :3
What? Half left?
When I'm babysitting, do you think I'll be able to walk around their living room in circles . . . ?
If everyone except me was asleep, I suppose there wouldn't be a problem . . .
Or I could just play Minesweeper. That's good for making things up. Not even near as good as walking, but nothing is. :)
The problem is, when I pace around in circles . . . I walk faster when I think.
Me and friend: *are walking*
Me: *suddenly puts head down and speedwalks*
Friend: Holly, you're thinking again!
Me: . . . Oh, yes. :P
And sometimes I actually start running before realising what I'm doing and stopping.
And when I'm going around my bedroom I'm just sort of jumping over the items on my floor.
And it can get a bit noisy.
Not really noisy.
But if the kids were just upstairs listening like wth then that would be embarrassing. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
@Adra: You said you were all right! XD
And - oh. Turkey. Of course. :)
Good luck?
And, I know we don't celebrate it, but happy Thanksgiving. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Msd. Dinner soon.
#ChaseFOrBookNine
Okay! *hugs*
And yes. I am cooking gobble gobbles
Gobble gobbles. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Heeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooo
#ChaseForBook9
Hi Fabi!
Yes.
Yummy
Hi!
Garbanzo bean pie.
Wbd!
#ChaseForBook9
Woo?
Bean pie....cool beans :3
Sister: *wanders into my bedroom* Can I borrow my roller glue?
Me: My roller glue? Sure. *reaches for schoolbag* My roller glue is awesome. You should get some. I got it from the library.
Sister: I did.
Me: *chucks roller glue at her, frowning* If you got some, then why are you borrowing mine?
Sister: *catches roller glue and grins* Because I can't be bothered to go downstairs.
Me: AW WHAT!
#ChaseForBookNine
*your roller glue
Hey Lantern! :)
#ChaseForBookNine
:-)
And bread pudding.
#ChaseForBook9
Ok my goodness
Siblings :P I love your siblings, Star :3 they crack me up
Hi Star!
#ChaseForBook9
I'm listening to Avenged Sevenfold's second album on my playlist, from when they were metalcore rather than heavy metal/hard rock, so it's not really as popular, and I just want to cry because it's so amazing.
Avenged Sevenfold are amazing.
. . .
Sorry.
Rant over, please Carry On with your lives.
@Lantern: . . . Food?
#ChaseForBookNine
@Adra: *laughs* My siblings are awesome, aren't they? :) Thanks.
#ChaseForBookNine
[Nods]
Food. Lots and lots of food.
And I might actually get to see the Doctor Who Special today!
I haven't seen the second half of season 7, though...
Will it make sense if I watch it out of order, or should I wait?
#ChaseForBook9
Er... No, you'll be fine Star :)
@Lantern: Um . . . *hasn't watched the special, so doesn't know*
I'm beginning to think I'll live without seeing it. :)
I mean, of course I'll live, but I think I'll live happily without seeing it. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Hear the haunting words (they'll find you alone)
Lost children with no heart are crying (turning their hearts into stone)
And you're the lost mother they're calling
GO NOW, RUN AND HIDE (seek more than vengeance)
I hear them crying at night (your pain is their satisfaction)
Outside when the planets are falling (for the rest of time)
They want to feel and know you hear them (go now, run and hide)
DARK IN THEIR HEARTS
I CAN FEEL IT BURN INSIDE OF ME
TORMENTED YOUNG, WITH NO SOULS
HAUNTING ME
PAIN IN THEIR LIVES
ALL THEY KNOW IS MISERY
TAKE THESE CHAINS AWAY THAT ARE HOLDING ME DOWN (HOLDING ME DOWN)
#ChaseForBookNine
Whenever Star puts those lyrics on there, I just imagine a nice, sweet person just bursting into screaming music and MAN it's funny
@Adra: *laughs* XD It is to show the difference between singing and screaming, but . . . :P
DAMN I just ran out of turquoise wool and I'm not finished knitting the square . . *glares at knitting*
And my needles are in the turquoise so I can't leave it till I get some.
Damn.
*begins taking the needles out and suspending my knitting on pencils*
How is everyone? :)
#ChaseForBookNine
See? Even knitting- Star is like my mother *pets her hair*
Except I'm her mother
ALL STITCHES SAFLEY TRANSFERRED!
@Adra: *hugs* :) :) :)
And - umm . . . how are you my mother? We aren't the same species. *is a bubble*
#ChaseForBookNine
Mara would be proud I downloaded my first 1D song on my phone...What Makes You Beautiful
*nods* Not bad
WE ARE
MY BABY *cuddles her*
@Adra:
. . .
Okay.
@Zaf: Yay! :) *hugs* Hello. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
You wish you could meet me, I know. *fake egotistical voice*
:P
Hello
Hey Edward! :)
@Adra: If you were my mother, we'd've already met. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
Hey!!!:)
I had today off school for teacher training, plus tomorrow as well!
Oh my God, this is so weird.
It's just getting weirder every second.
*shrieks bc weird*
#ChaseForBook9
@Star Luke, I am your mother.
*surprise hugs*
Hey, Ieni!
Why is it weird?
Hi/ Bye Ed!
Actually the quote is "no, I am your father"
We did Star 0.0
Well,
I get the mother bit- but the quote actually starts "no", not "Luke"
I'm a nerd
Hey, Tia, have I met you?:)
Um weird bc I just found out I have a half-sister who is 25(ish) and um this is weird and I'm 14 and I never weird and I have a half-brother (except on my mum's side) and I'm really close to him and when me and my mum were talking about how screwed up relationships are in my family and I was like 'at least my dad is okay' and she doesn't say anything and I'm like 'right, right?'and then she explains about my half-sister and just weird.
#ChaseForBook9
Ieni! Hi! *hugs*
And....
Wow. 0.0
Hello, I have just failed geography
Hi, Adra!!!:) *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
I. Have. A. Half-sister.
It's just /weird/
Ed, dw, Geography be just colouring and yeah, it's no where near as good had history:)
History is ace (y)
#ChaseForBook9
Hello Ieni, History is definetly better.
History is /ace/ I want to do it for A Level:)
BUT IF SHE'S THAT AGE SHE COULD HAVE KIDS I COULD HAVE A NIECE OR NEPHEW AND MY DAD COULD BE A GRANDAD WAIT WHAT
I could be a flippin' /aunt/
#ChaseForBook9
I am going to drop geography this year.
What year are you in Ed?
#ChaseForBook9
Year 9
Awh, I'm sorry to hear that, Ed *hugs*
Aha, so you're doing options this year?
YEAR 10 IS GREAT WHEN YOU'VE DROPPED ALL THE ANNOYING SUBJECTS
#ChaseForBook9
Yeah, I cant wait to drop the subjects that i dont like
:/
I don't think I can drop subjects at my school
Sorry I kind of poofed. Installed driver software for my EasyCap USB device so now I can record Mass Effect stuff. :)
Hello Dragona
BRB
Hi Dragona!
K!
Hey guys. Oh god I love Twitter. Having a great convo of bone jokes with Tia and kribu...
That sucks, Adra:/ *hugs*
Btw, my brother said that American school people have to sing the American national anthem every day in school. Is it true, or is he just making it up?
Hey, Dragona!!!:) *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How are you?
Okay, Ed.
#ChaseForBook9
I'm fine Ieni, how are you?
Hi Chio!
Uh.... That's false. Some schools do the pledge, but they would be private schools... Elementary schools perhaps, but not in highschool.
But not the National Anthem
Sounds awesome Chione!!:)
Um, I'm quite weirded out, bc stuff.
What's the pledge?
#ChaseForBook9
Really, I doubt we English are patriotic enough to do the 'pledge' thing.
Knowing me I'd end up laughing after the first few seconds. xD
Ieni, as far as I'm aware the pledge thingy is an American patriotic thing they do in schools where they pledge allegiance to their flag.
Back
I pledge allegiance
To the flag
Of the United States if America
And to the Republic
For which it stands
One nation
Under God
Indivisible
With liberty And justice
For all
Thar ^^^
Yep, I'd end up laughing.
Hey Leni, Adra.
Derek said he's doing a xmas day where he calls as many people as he can for 5 minutes in 2 hours on Skype.
I would wait all day for that :')
We do the pledge and thats it
Hello Zafira
Gotta go, bye! Sure was fun, Chione :)
Estonian National Anthem: (which does not have to be sung every day in school, or at all really)
Original Estonian Words
Mu isamaa, mu õnn ja rõõm,
kui kaunis oled sa!
Ei leia mina iial teal see
surre lai a ilma peal,
mis mul nii armas oleks ka,
kui sa, mu isamaa!
Sa oled mind ju sünnitand
ja üles kasvatand;
sind tänan mina alati
ja jään sull' truuiks surmani,
mul kõige armsam oled sa,
mu kallis isamaa!
Su üle Jumal valvaku,
mu armas isamaa!
Ta olgu sinu kaitseja
ja võtku rohkest õnnista,
mis iial ette võtad sa,
mu kallis isamaa!
And here's Britain's National Anthem, which isn't sung every day either:
Britain
God Save the Queen
God save our gracious Queen, Long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen! Send her victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us, God save the Queen!
O lord God arise, Scatter our enemies, And make them fall! Confound their knavish tricks, Confuse their politics, On you our hopes we fix, God save the Queen!
Not in this land alone, But be God's mercies known, From shore to shore! Lord make the nations see, That men should brothers be, And form one family, The wide world ov'er
From every latent foe, From the assasins blow, God save the Queen! O'er her thine arm extend, For Britain's sake defend, Our mother, prince, and friend, God save the Queen!
Thy choicest gifts in store, On her be pleased to pour, Long may she reign! May she defend our laws, And ever give us cause, To sing with heart and voice, God save the Queen!
Yeah, no one sings the English national anthem... except for on the Queen's Jubilee thing. It's like... barely used at all. Never heard anyone sing it in a normal day.
Also, I didn't know there were so many verses. I don't even know our full national anthem xD
I have never heard the English anthem except the jubilee.
It's funny how Tia knows our anthem better than we do...
Indeed, Chione. ^^
HELLO!
Yeah . . . I'm babysitting and using their iPad which they gave me the password for.
And they're being a little noisy and I swear they're walking about.
Yeah.
Someone just ran across the landing.
I'.m not entirely sure what to do . . . Their mum said they'd talk for a bit, but how much being awake is normal?
Argh. :P
Adra's from Estonia..
I'm going to end up learning that language
KERLI
I sung the national anthem in April
Er... Perhaps Tia just.... Copy and pasted?
Hellooooooooo
Hey Star! There's another part of my ME fanfic up if you are able to read it on their iPad. ^^
Hello Sykamere, I dont beleive we have met.
But to be perfectly honest, I couldn't care less about the anthem I have more interesting things to think about
Like thinking about what I will say to Derek on Skype... oh god I need to look pretty :o
Someone's coming half down the stairs, it sounds like . . .
Damn, all caps are hard to do on an iPad. Idk how you do it.
#ChaseForBoookNine
Did he make an announcment? I know he told me when we had that call in the beginning of November but no date...
He spelt my name right.
HE SPELT MY NAME RIGHT!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well he's going to do this one on Christmas.
Lol Zafira you need to check Twitter. Tia kribu and I blew it up :3
That's a first :3
Hello sykamere, nice to meet you!
*double checks to see if the name is spelt right*
I'm very happy right now.
I just started reading Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn. I also got the first 2 volumes of The Arabian Nights.
I did spell your name right, yes?
@Chione: Prettyness is insignificant compared to the beauty of people themselves, them as people. :)
Damn, they 're running halfway down the landing and calling now . . . Then running back whilst laughing.
If I ignore them, d'you think they'll get bored and go to sleep?
@dragona: d'you mind if I wait till I'm home. Sorrry. :(
ON Christmas? I guess I'll go and read
I don't mind, Star. It'll still be there. ^^
Nice to meet you to too Chione.
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
@Syk: a Yay! :)
. . .
Damn.
Maybe I should go upstairs and tell them to go to sleep.
What do I say?
@star you could read them a story. Not one that will give them nightmares :)
B-but it's Derek...he's my favourite author and famous person ever... the top that I wore 2 years to meet him is hanging proud in my wardrobe, too small for me but I'll never throw it away ;_;
@SDragona; thanks. :) sorry.
He said "over xmas" Zafira, dunno if that means around then or like Christmas eve...
Yes, you did spell it correctly, thank you so much for doing so. It seems to be impossible for people to spell it correctly on their first attempt, but you have given me hope!
*eats pie in the background*
*appears behind Adra and whispers in her ear*
~shareeee~
@chione: that's a possibility.
And - aw. :)
I know how you feel. :)
I just asked, shouldn't they be getting to sleep now, and was painfully reminded of the fact that I smile whenever I try to threaten people . . . :P
I will kill him if its the 28th
*Places snowflake on tree and watches*
Hmmm... "From the assassin's blow". That's probably referring to the assassins from the third crusade. The British did hate them so I suppose it makes sense that they would be mentioned in the National Anthem.
Star, I've sorted out the drivers etc for my capture card so this weekend all being well I'll be posting a Mass Effect video. Assassin's Creed too if I get the chance.
Well, this is going well. :P
Nooooooo I can't))
~why not Adraaaa shareeeee with meeee~ *slowly leans in closer grining madly*
*Steals pie and eats it* Thank you
@Zaf: Hopefully it'll be before . . . :/ I mean that would make more sense. After Christmas isn't Christmas-y.
@Dragona: Yay! :)
DAMMIT
They're still being excitedness. D:
((*takes it back*
Want me to get you all a slice?))
*le arm trying to grab her food* ~~~(. )_(. )
Trying to get close to me and shout things has now become a game.
Well, this is fun.
*Walks upt to small hill and falls into tree made of cheese* Pie please?
Run after them with a pillow, screaming. That should work.
((... That's an awkward picture))
((*hands them both a slice* It's chocolate pie))
Chocolate...and pie...together?! *Noms*
Thanks *Eats pie* I could create a portal to the world of pies?
Far over the Misty Mountains rise
Leave us standing upon the heights
What was before, we see once more
Our kingdom a distant light
Fiery mountain beneath the moon
The words unspoken, we'll be there soon
For home a song that echoes on
And all who find us will know the tune
Some folk we never forget
Some kind we never forgive
Haven't seen the back of us yet
We'll fight as long as we live
All eyes on the hidden door
To the Lonely Mountain borne
We'll ride in the gathering storm
Until we get our long-forgotten gold
We lay under the Misty Mountains cold
In slumbers deep and dreams of gold
We must awake, our lives to make
And in the darkness a torch we hold
From long ago when lanterns burned
Till this day our hearts have yearned
Her fate unknown the Arkenstone
What was stolen must be returned
We must awake and make the day
To find a song for heart and soul
Some folk we never forget
Some kind we never forgive
Haven't seen the end of it yet
We'll fight as long as we live
All eyes on the hidden door
To the Lonely Mountain borne
We'll ride in the gathering storm
Until we get our long-forgotten gold
Far away from Misty Mountains cold.
THE HOBBIT
*lays in grass with Ravel*
Ravel: hey Zaf
((Er... No?
Home made pie, though. Marshmallows are in there too))
Ok *presses button on watch and vortex appears to the land of dinosaurs* I shall depart, feel free to follow *Jumps through*
SPOILERS
Just went upstairs and spoke to them and didn't know what to say.
((SPOILERS SYK))
*Appears in a small clearing*
Sorry about that.
*goes off to delete comments*
*Robot walks past* Oh, I may have got the date wrong
@sykamere:LOTR and The Hobbit. :) awesomeness.
(I swear to god Edward do not do another trying to dominate or destroy the world thing)
Ravel: you did enjoy your Thanksgiving?
So you say I did for Liv and Alexis
I can't refresh the page.n:P
I can't refresh the page.n:P
It's ok Edward, we can see what this place is like and then go to the dinosaurs.
That sounds so wierd
(Zaf, I wont. I took away all my powers except the ice control)
Few more minutes and Zi'll try being angry, although idk if I can pull that off . . .
Well Sykamere, the future is a dangerous place, but It wont hurt to look round.
((Zaf calm your tits, he just got back)
Starrrr)))
I worked out how to refresh the page! :)
Adraaaa. :)
Well the past can be dangerous too.
Well the past can be dangerous too.
Oh thank god
Dammit, I hate it when the comment comes up twice.
I suppose. *Walks up to small building shaped like a fish*
I think they're just talking ATM . . .
You know when you have rubbish teachers that can't control the class?
Well, I'm like them. :P
((Star, would you care for pie?))
Time travelling in general is dangerous, I mean what if you ended up appearing inside a tree?
If you think about it time travel is almost as bad as dimensional shunting.
Sykamere, my branch of magic was time travel and I have never ended up in a tree, dont worry.
Two minutes long!
#ChaseForBook9
*stares at building shaped like a fish*
Whose idea was that?
That is the world museum of 2576
Hi Fabi!
@Syk: my characters time travel via portals, though, so they know where they're going. :)
Although of course, there needs to be portals there.
But you can intercept existing portals to create new links, so . . .
@adra: yes, please. :)
Hi Lantern! :)
@adra: yes, please. :)
Hi Lantern! :)
So it's 2576...
I wonder what kind of video games they have around here...
I should probably stop using their iPad. :P Fours. Will bb if I stress out or something, or just get bored.
((*smuggles Star some pie, then some to Fabs*))
Video games? They have virtual planets
Bye Star *Waves like a maniac*
Bye Star
Bye Star, good luck :P
I wonder if they have those machines like in Elysium that can heal anything and stop people from getting older and stuff.
Bye Star! [hugs]
Thanks, Adra. :-)
[Eats pie]
[Offers her some bread pudding]
#ChaseForBook9
They arent for about 20 years.
((Bye Star!
*takes bread and pudding* Thanks!
I'm making a turkey for Blogland. Well. Not because it's to. Celebrate Thanksgiving, but also because... Yeah.))
Well then I shall find a room that has no gravity and float for some time, then go skydiving to get a decent view of this place and finally, look around to see what kind of weaponry they have here.
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