I give you the wonder of wonders...
the marvel of marvels...
the paperback cover of paperback covers...
The Maleficent Seven!!!
Tom Percival, you've done it again...
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«Oldest ‹Older 3401 – 3600 of 4971 Newer› Newest»(Ah, see, Cirque du Freak didn't really resonate with me, despite so many people telling me it was good. Personally, when it comes to dark, disturbing tales of the supernatural, you simply MUST go to Rick Yancey's Monstrumologist series or anything H. P. Lovecraft has written.)
(Who keeps posting and deleting comments?)
Hm. I didn't think it was scary or disturbing. I just thought they were probably the most realistic vampire novels to date. Another good series is the Vampire Federation books, they're good.
(I've seen Vampire Federation on the shelf, but haven't picked it up yet.)
((That would be me. I keep backtracking.))
(Oh, that's fine. I just wanted to ensure you were doing that deliberately, and not the unfortunate owner of a glitching computer.)
((Yeah, no it's just Adra))
Annika, they're good. Really good.
And talking of meaning:
"He looks over at me sideways, his Noise bright as a flare, filled with things I used to see all the time in old Prentisstown.
Pictures of women with no clothes.
I frown and send him back a picture of a woman with no clothes and a band on her arm."
And you need context for that, like about Noise and especially about the metal bands (don't even talk to me about the bands. It's so sad. It's horrible.), but I just love how much that SAYS.
And I could rant many ways from that.
Like about how people still want the positives of the things they're destroying. It's like how, hypothetically, you punch your coffee machine whenever you get angry, and then still expect it to not break and flawlessly make coffee.
Except with people.
And -
"BEHOLD! Mayor Prentiss shouts. "YOUR FUTURE!"
He turns the knife to a stabbing angle, as if to say again, behold-
The murmuring of the crowd rises-
Mayor Prentiss raises his arm-
A voice, a female one, maybe the same one, cries out, "No!"
And then suddenly I realize I know exactly what's gonna happen.
In the chair, in the room with the circle of coloured glass, he brought me to defeat, he brought me to the edge of death, he made me know that it would come-
And then he put a bandage on me.
And that'swhen I did what he wanted.
The knife swishes through the air and slices through the binders on Mayor Ledger's hands.
There's a town-sized gasp, a planet-sized one.
Mayor Prentiss waits for a moment, then says once more, "Behold your future," quietly, not even into the microphone.
But there it is again, right inside yer mind.
He puts the knife away in a belt behind his back and returns to the microphone/
And starts to put bandages on the crowd."
I love that.
He beats Todd up and Todd won't do what he wants, then he puts a bandage on Todd and suddenly Todd cooperates.
And that is used as a metaphor for what the Mayor keeps on doing throughout the book.
And if you think about it . . . that's what happens in real life. Leaders can get us into messes, and then when they get us out into a better situation that is still worse than the one we had in the first place, we're really grateful and really like them because we've forgotten that they're only healing the wounds they created. -_-
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We're driving in sleet and snow to get to the theater lol
CHRISTMAS MUSIC IS PLAYING
(I dearly love Christmas carols.)
I like the non-church-y Christmas carols. Wait... nope, then they're not Christmas carols. I like some Christmas songs, then.
(I dearly love ALL Christmas carols and songs.)
OMG we passed a place called Ezter's
Sorry, ranting. :P
@Dragona: *shrugs* Okay.
Urgh. I like both of those book serieses. Films, I haven't watched. Their reputation scared me. :P
@Adra; *laughs* XD
And - TMI, as a movie, got really, really bad ratings, although apparently the fanbase were pretty meh. I read the Wiki article, and basically critics were saying it's one of the worst Twilight imitations yet.
THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S NOT A FUCKING TWILIGHT IMITATION. -_-
@Dragona: I think most people agree about not really liking the last book . . . and yeah. :)
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*surprise hugs* Hey :)
How are you guys today?
@Zaf: *SCREAMS*
WHAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????/
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Hi Tia! :)
I love Christmas carols. :)
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((hugs))
((Thank you...))
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ERMAGHERD IT'S SNOWING OUT!!!
(Hullo, Tia.)
(Bah, humbug. It was freezing rain a few hours ago.)
Freezing rain... hail?
Did someone say Ezter Street? What's next, Valkyrie Street? Nye Street? Sagacious Tome Street?
(There is a Kenspeckle Street in my county.
And no, I mean rain that freezes when it hits the ground and turns into icy slush that clings to the streets and causes car accidents.)
Oh, sleet.
(We call it freezing rain up here, in much the same way that we say elastic instead of rubber.)
Damn . . .
:(
The woman over the road wants me to babysit for her tomorrow.
I don't WANT to babysit. I do not LIKE children. If anyone asks me, or if the subject of children is breached, I will happily rant over how I dislike the smallest members of the human race. They annoy me and they irritate me and I just get frustrated in my head and I don't know how to act out of my head. I don't like having to play with cousins or whatever in our house, in a familiar atmosphere, often with my siblings, with my parents downstairs. I sure as hell hate going to a house I don't know and babysitting kids I perhaps glimpse once every few weeks and only properly speak to a few times a year and don't even know.
And I just don't get WHY.
Why the hell do you want ME to babysit?
She says if I can't make it, that's fine because her mother-in-law can do it.
So why is she asking me?
She doesn't even know me.
I speak to her even less than I speak to her kids.
I wouldn't even know her name if my mum didn't refer to her by it.
And
just
GAH
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Kenspeckle Street...
Anyways, I asked Derek to include the idea for my character, and he said no :)
Though that's perfectly understandable. Tia Halcyon will live on in other stories.
@Tia: Aw. :(
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Same here, Star! I don't really like smaller children. But thankfully I've never had to babysit.
(I can't stand very young children, but once they reach six, seven, or eight, I LOVE to hang out with them.
Oh, bloody hell. I said "hang out."
I'm losing my loquaciousness.)
((One of my friends was remarking the other day that I talk like an intelligent person, and I was like "wha..?" because when I think "talk like an intelligent person" I think Sir or Shakespeare or Anni or Niccolò or someone like that. And I was talking sort of normally. So I just said "Oh, thanks," and pretended to know what she meant by that. Maybe it's my tone of voice or something. [shrugs]))
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(Oh, you think I talk like an intelligent person? Thank you, that's very flattering.
And you do talk intelligently, especially considering the fact that most young people these days aren't away of how to spell 'young people.')
*aware
@Anni: *laughs*
Why is my sister so annoying?
You know, when we were younger, I always felt really pleased that whilst other siblings naturally hated each other, me and my siblings were always nice to each other. Then, my sister and brother became really close and also had a go at each other a lot. Now, me and my brother get along really well (other than whne I tell him to go away because I'm doiong something else *guilt*), and my sister just constantly annoys me. Like, on purpose. Like . . . when I was in floods of tears because of the song I hate (the one that unintentionally accuses people who aren't loved of being nobodies), my sister started singing it in an annoying voice to try and annoy me.
Why would you DO that?
And then she just has a go at me for things. And deliberately tries to irritate me. And I just don't understand WHY.
And . . . yes.
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(. . . Star, you mystify me.
Not that I don't like you. I do, of course, but . . .
You mystify me.
I've said many times before that I don't really feel things. Not in the same way that other people do. I'm not trying to make myself sound mysterious or brilliant or misunderstood or anything like that. I've just never been able to sympathize or empathize or give advice on emotional problems.
And then I come on here and see you post all the time about butterflies and carrots and songs and little things that mean so much to you and make you feel things so deeply,
and it feels very strange.
As if I'm missing some huge and crucial part of the human experience.
Maybe I am.
But I did want you to know that.
And, besides, I am an only child, so I don't know what it is to have annoying siblings.)
*knock, knock*
Anyone hooooooome......
Obviously not.
*walks off porch*
*crosses road*
*gets hit by oncoming clown car*
Good job, Duck. *Claps slowly*
"The ground. The ultimate undefeatable opponent. In other words, she was doomed."
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*sneaks head around corner*
I have a feeling, and it could just be me, that I'm not wanted around here.
Death chuckles softly as she skips back towards her base. She hasn't been there for quite some time. She can't remember when the last time was. It had to be about a month.
Way too long.
She enters through the secret passage and gasps in pain as the bright, almost fluid, light hits her face. She falls backwards as the light slides down the wall towards her. "Ah. Crap." Her feet push off the far wall and her legs bend in, like she's trying to get as close to the strange lights she can. Her legs straighten suddenly in a jarring instant and she is shot backwards and outside. She slams the secret passageway's door shut and locks it, swallowing the key. "I've always wanted to do that."
EMERALD!! *Huggles tightly* You're always wanted!! By everyone!! I love you so fucking much!!! I couldn't sleep!!! I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you my fingers are hurting because I'm typing so fast I love you I love you so fucking much!!!
So I just managed to set up a Blogger account :)
Greetings everyone!
Hi Kaito!! *Waves but still hugs Em* How are you?!
Okay, Death you're suffocating me lol
But I love you!!! I'm not letting you go!!!!
Oh great lol
Now I have a Death Rose stuck to me...
*hugs back* I love you too
*Laughs* Love you more sissy!! :D
How are you? Are you well? Are you a robot? Robot are cool. I wanna be a robot.
Em! [hugs]
Um, I can't speak for everyone, but I certainly like having you around.
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Hi Fabi!!!
Hi Deathy!
[Throws a pretzel at her]
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*Catches the pretzel in her mouth and laughs* Thanks Fabulous!!! Wassup?
The ground! [Nods sagely]
I will be very distant, sorry....
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I'm... as well as can be expected.
*Nods* I'm not going to push you. Just, get better soon, okay babe?
Dammit.
I was interacting with my sister, then I was trying to reply to Anni but I was phoning, and yeahhhh . . .
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[hugs Em]
[hugs Deathy]
[hugs Star]
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I'm trying.
My hands are busted up, a few fingers fractured so it's hard to do a lot, including Dublin Daes which is killing me...
CAN I JUST SAY -
"Learn to sprechen like a native with the BBC."
What kind of advert is that?
'sprechen' in the infinitive in German, but 'to speak' is the infinitive in English, so 'to sprechen' is like 'to to speak'.
XD
And they're advertising good language skills.
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EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Hello. :)
*hugs*
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*Hugs tighter* I'm sorry... I wish I was there to help...
Hey Star.
*Hugs Fabi back*
I'm back. But likely not for long.
No, I've already caused you all enough trouble as it is.
I did this to myself, I have to learn to deal with it.
Helloooooooooooo?
[Waves a magic wand and waits to see if it fixes anything]
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Em... Love is the pestering of others. I love you heaps. Therefore, I shall pester you heaps. It's what sisters do, believe me, I've got two others. And two brothers. They're so annoying... But you? My unrelated sister? I love you!!! Because you're you and I don't listen and I'm still going to the help in any way I can!!
Hey Anni!
And hi Luce!
HELLO DEATH!:)
*quietly contemplates the meaning of life, the universe, and everything*
*comes to the conclusion that it is 42*
*quietly watches the comment thread*
[Throws a purple carrot at Lucy]
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[Throws an origami wombat at Annika]
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((I can't believe you know hitchhiker's, Anni. Praise be))
((Not here btw.))
Come just as you are to me
Don't need apologies
Know that you are worthy
I'll take your bad days with your good
Walk through the storm I would
I do it all because I love you, I love you
Yeah well, as much as I love you all too, I have to come to the conclusion that none of you can help me.
I just have my real life friends to burden.
ANNIKA.
I rambled on whilst talking and then had to leave and rambled on and had to leave and came back and it was an hour later, and I'm not sure if my rambling is worth anything, but it's too long to delete, it's just wasted effort ("I WON'T be the wasted potential"), so I sort of replied this:
@Annika: I mystify many normal people. :) Most people at school just don't understand me. :P In The Inheritance Cycle, at the end, Eragon wants Galbatorix to UNDERSTAND, to just UNDERSTAND all that he's done and all the pain and suffering, and he magically makes him able to UNDERSTAND, with the depth of that longing, and often I just look at people at school and I wish I could make them UNDERSTAND.
But . . . people don't understand. Like, I don't understand, and you don't understand, and nobody understands.
And I'm just a very odd person, Anni. :)
Although . . .
I'm good at quite a lot of academic subjects, which is because I'm a bubble and bubbles are better at anything than humans (actually, it's because people are awesome in different ways and this is one of my ways), and I was saying today (I was asked) that I was partially good at things because I had a really good memory, and that isn't really a very worthful quality in awesomeness, but that I was partially good because I'm good at understanding things, like I'm good at understanding what people are telling me, but I'm also good at trying to understand people. And also I can think quite deeply, and in English . . . English is my best subject, and that's partially because I have read a lot in my life, mostly when I was younger,, so I know tons from that, and it's also because I'm just me. And sometimes I make crazy metaphors, like this girl asked me my bra size (in her barrage of questions. I don't understand her at all), and I didn't want to answer, and I was trying to explain why not, and I was trying to say how I didn't want people to be knowing me for that thing, because if they don't know me well their perception of me will come from limited sources, and I didn't want their perception to look that shade of colour, although I obviously couldn't explain it well at the time, and she was like to her friend "She thinks we'll tell everyone", and I was like "I don't necessarily, but if you have a secret, you don't tell anyone so then it doesn't get out ever. Like . . . if you have some paint, and you don't want people to use it, you don't even start lending it out to anyone." and they were just like "Paint? What are you on about? We're not talking about paint." and I was like "It's a metaphor." and they were like what.
And my referencing and metaphors and constant analysis of everything my mind touches . . . they may be odd, but that's why I'm good at some things in school, and when I start being me and I get looked at like I'm crazy, I just think about how I'm good at English or whatever and smile, because I may be weird but my weirdness is getting me further than they'll ever get.
Although that is quite mean.
And not at all accurate.
Because everyone is awesome in different ways and clever in different ways, and me being odder than them doesn't make me smarter than them, but I don't like them and it's a Slipknot kidn of thought to think. "I am [...] another number that isn't equal to any of you." Yes.
TBC
And I totally rambled off there, but . . . a lot of people don't understand each other, and a lot of people don't understand me, so you're good. :) And I am a very possessive person, and I used to get so upset when my pen was stolen or the end got chewed on, because it was MY pen. It was special. It belonged to me. I had fond memories of it. And now it's just been broken or destroyed and what I had is just gone, and I used to get sad about it. Whereas other people just don't mind their possessions being nicked out their pencil case and they're just like, it's only a pen.
Whereas for me, it's personal.
And therefore I project things onto an inanimate object that aren't there, and when they get taken, I get sad, which is stupid because nothing's being taken because nothing existed.
And that, to me, seems like such a waste of thought-space, the possessiveness and the upsetness, and I'm just like, why would you want to have those thoughts in there being useless and cluttering up your head?
But now I feel guilty about saying that, because what have they done to me? :P
And it's good that you don't have wasted space.
Also . . . all negative is positive and all positive is negative, like I've said, so . . .
And there's so much of life. My friend said once that she thought it was such a shame that you only ever got to be you, you never got to be anyone else, and . . . maybe you're missing out on things I have, but I'm missing out on things you have, and we're both missing out on things other people have.
You know that bit in this Bible, I don't know where it is, I did but I forgot, I imagine it's somewhere . . . the victor did about it in a sermon once and I came here and ranted. It says that the foot shouldn't say that it isn't a hand so therefore it has no place in the body, and if the whole body was an eye, how would you hear? Something like that. It says all parts of the body are needed for various different functions, and the victor went on to point out the uses of things like eyelashes and little toes, and . . . you and me are different, and we are different to other people, but we are all needed in the body. The body being various different things, such as the church, or society in general, or in any community (such as Blogland.)
Yes? :)
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Of course I know Hitchhiker's!
Any self-respecting lover of science fiction and British humor and science fiction jam-packed with British humor ought to.
*catches the origami wombat*
*examines it*
Marvelous work!
. . . I agree, Star.
You know, you remind me a good deal of a close friend of mine. We mix like oil and water but when united against the same goal, we've been told we are an unstoppable force.
Um...
I'll goooooooooo.
Bye guys! Sorry I've not been online for long. Just don't want to say the wrong thing, haha:) *huggles*
Em, two words: Too bad. I'm helping in any which way I can!
Does anyone know Zaf's email?
I need a word.
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Luce! Stay! C'mon!
Well I dunno how you could help Death...
Goodbye Luce
I might be here
Perhaps
Idk I just finished Catching Fire..
I don't know, Trip. Is it on her profile, perhaps?
DAMMIT.
I'm texting my mum and she's not answering half of it!
How am I meant to tell my friend what my mum says when my mum doesn't say?
@Em: *hugs* You can burden us. :) Like, when I have emotional breakdowns, my irl friends just have to deal with it, but if they had an emotional breakdown, I would help them out. We all help each other out. :)
Soryr for my distance, trying to text, be here, read an email, and search through the Bible.
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Bye Lucy... [hugs]
Yeah, I have it somewhere... I'll check.
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Nope, already checked it Anni.
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Thanks Adra. See ya guys!
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Or not!
Em, if there is ever anything we can do to help, don't hesitate to ask, okay?
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I'll find a way, Em. If there's a will, there's a way. If it means catching another flight while waiting at Dubai next year with the school's Europe Tour, I'll do it.
Bye
Well, I was just thinking out loud.
Star, are you a Christian?
Because I am a Christian, and have been a Christian all my life, and it's always nice to bump into one, as it were.
I do get to see my cousin's son today. I'm sorta excited for that. *nods*
I will be a little distant, until I'm not
@trip: bellagaunt@gamil.com
@Anni: Or soil and oil. :P
THEY USED THAT EXAMPLE IN BIOLOGY
AND
OSMOSIS. :)
Osmosis osmosis osmosis. :)
MY MUSHROOM! CONGRATS! :)
HI TRIP!
And in biology, Sir was being a bit offensive and saying that osmosis was like the London riots, and the water was like they riots "who I'll call punks. *change the word 'water' in the key to the word 'punk'."
O_O
And then the glucose was a shop they wanted to rob, and he was saying that they would all go to south London because there were more of the shops there.
And he was saying if there was only one shop over there, they'd be going really slowly, and if there were two, they'd be doing a gangster shuffle (what) and if there were three, they'd be jogging, and if there were FIVE, they'd be stealing bikes to get there!
. . . Yes. :P
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*rioters
Not riots. -_-
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OH MY GOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TESSA WHYYYYYY
NOOO
DON'T GO TO SEATTLE YOU KNOW HARRY WON'T COME WITH YOU
JUST
ARGH
IDK
Star, are you in the same biology class as Sir?
He pointed to this dot on the diagram of osmosis/riots on the whiteboard and was like "Now, which part of London would Pete the punk rather go to?"
:P
@Annika: Yes.
But I think you're probably a . . .
I can't find the exact word I want.
I think you have a higher percentage of Christian-ness than me, which wasn't the correct words but it'll do. :)
But we do go to church and things.
Although I believe that being a Christian shouldn't be measured in church-ness, it should be measured in belief and things, and I believe this will all things, like with apologies. Being sorry, not saying sorry. But that's me ranting.
Although people always say "Do you go to church?"
So I said. :)
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I suppose I agree with that, Star, on a certain level.
And by-the-by, that is one of the best descriptions of osmosis {the biology term, not the OTP} that I've ever seen.
@Anni: No. Sir's the teacher. If he were female. he'd be Miss. :P Every female teacher has the other name of Miss and every male teacher has the other name of Sir. It's easier than remembering names and things, so I, as many students do, call them Miss and Sir.
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*husg mara*
@Anni: Ikr? :P
My biology teacher is awesome. I had him last year as well. He has really good methods of teaching things.
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Ah. I see.
I was a bit confused about why Sir was explaining how osmosis works in your biology classroom.
It makes rather more sense, now.
Sir's so sassy though
Sir IS rather fantastic.
yo mama so fat she needs cheats for wii fit
Yo Maralie, I'M so out of shape I need cheats for Wii Fit.
OH.
Instead of searching through a book -
I CAN JUST SEARCH THROUGH THE INTERNET!
Aha.
1 Corinthians 12.
:)
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*surprise hugs*
Ok, if you could ask Tom Percival *one* question, what would it be? (seriously)
Meera
Hey Meera
Yo cat so obese that it eats lasagne every day
...
Same, Anni.
Same.
*looks down in shame*
I blame instagram and One Direction and Little Mix.
Dear Tom,
How awesome is it that you have one of Albus Dumbledore's middle names as your surname?
Yours truly,
Annika.
ducktape - i don't own a cat
yo mama so fat ten years ago she went to print a picture of herself and it's still printing
yo mama so fat when you were watching downton abbey she walked in front of the tv and you missed two seasons
I refuse to participate in Yo Mama jokes.
*sits on a posh chair*
*and sticks her nose in the air*
I refuse.
yo mama so fat when she stood on the weighing scales her phone number came up
Yo tree is so obese that when lightning struck it, it burst into treacherous flames
@Tia: I would ask, WHY YOU SO AWESOME?
Hi! :)
AHA.
Found it.
Copied and pasted.
In older English.
Which is odd and interesting at the same time.
Because my Bible has newer English.
And the one that was read out to us was somewhere in the middle.
Oh wait.
I don't like that version.
Because it's separated up so there's a verse per line.
Um. *searches*
Oh.
This looks good.
"12 Just as a body, though one, has many parts, but all its many parts form one body, so it is with Christ. 13 For we were all baptized by[a] one Spirit so as to form one body—whether Jews or Gentiles, slave or free—and we were all given the one Spirit to drink. 14 Even so the body is not made up of one part but of many.
15 Now if the foot should say, “Because I am not a hand, I do not belong to the body,” it would not for that reason stop being part of the body. 16 And if the ear should say, “Because I am not an eye, I do not belong to the body,” it would not for that reason stop being part of the body. 17 If the whole body were an eye, where would the sense of hearing be? If the whole body were an ear, where would the sense of smell be? 18 But in fact God has placed the parts in the body, every one of them, just as he wanted them to be. 19 If they were all one part, where would the body be? 20 As it is, there are many parts, but one body.
21 The eye cannot say to the hand, “I don’t need you!” And the head cannot say to the feet, “I don’t need you!” 22 On the contrary, those parts of the body that seem to be weaker are indispensable, 23 and the parts that we think are less honorable we treat with special honor. And the parts that are unpresentable are treated with special modesty, 24 while our presentable parts need no special treatment. But God has put the body together, giving greater honor to the parts that lacked it, 25 so that there should be no division in the body, but that its parts should have equal concern for each other. 26 If one part suffers, every part suffers with it; if one part is honored, every part rejoices with it.
27 Now you are the body of Christ, and each one of you is a part of it. 28 And God has placed in the church first of all apostles, second prophets, third teachers, then miracles, then gifts of healing, of helping, of guidance, and of different kinds of tongues. 29 Are all apostles? Are all prophets? Are all teachers? Do all work miracles? 30 Do all have gifts of healing? Do all speak in tongues[b]? Do all interpret? 31 Now eagerly desire the greater gifts."
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Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
Yes. It's true. That's a great question. But we need to find out something new, ok? Another question please.
I'm not saying yo mama...
I think it's mean, to degrade people
So I degrade trees.
adra just leave the yo mama jokes to me k
well then fine so anni have it your way
yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for four hours because it said "concentrate"
@Mara: *laughs* :)
@Mara: Ooh, I heard the orange juice one, except as a blonde joke. :P
@Adra: I know what you mean. But . . . gah. :P
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Yo blade of grass was so sharp that it cut itself on dirt
Dear Tom,
What type of pen do you favor when you're inking the outlines to you fantastic drawings?
Sincerely,
A Starving Artist
yo mama so fat when meteor hit her she turned around and said who threw that rock at me?
not sure who that's directed at.
@Adra: *laughs*
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Blonde jokes are the worst.
Especially when people say them to me as an insult
Hair color doesn't judge intellect
Gre
*hugs star* :)
yo mama so fat when she sat on her iphone she turned it into an ipad
Yo ocean so vast that only 99% of it's contents are known
*unknown
@Adra: Blonde people are lucky because they can make blonde jokes . . . and I think they're only offensive when people mean them to be offensive. Like I said at some point - intent, not words.
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Well, there's nothing to interest me here. I shall depart.
*departs*
@Lantern: Oh gosh. :P *remembers people worshipping the blade of grass*
#ChaseForBookNine
Goodbye, Anni *hugs*
You know when you need to say something but are too nervous to say it, so you just say it indecipherably?
Like - "I said about said but she didn't say about said so nobody said every though we were saying."
#CgaseForBookNine
i love these insults so much they're hysterical
"you must have been born on a motorway; that's where most accidents happen"
bye Anni *hugs* :(
"you're so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye to you"
CACKLING
...that's kinda mean, actually. Huh.
@Star: what did you say?
Bye Annika!
@Mara: *laughs*
DAMN.
*says to self* So I said to my mum that my friend said, and she didn't say back, but I have to text my friend and say what my mum said, but my mum DIDN'T say, and my friend's just like "and what" and I don't know what because my mum didn't say what!
And idk if I can ask her because it's way after we said and I don't want to look really nervous or bother her.
But then if I don't say I can't say!
#ChaseFOrBookNine
@Adra; I said said! D:
#ChaseForBookNine
Any other questions for Mr Percival?
I don't understand, Star...
oh. sorry.
idk.
@Tia: Um.
Idk.
I pretty much summed it up in "why you so awesome?" :P
And whatever I say, it just reverts, so I might as well stop trying to outvert.
#ChaseForBookNine
@Mara: :)
@Adra: It's not important. :)
And it's okay.
It's not really there to be understood.
It's there because I think better by commenting it.
#ChaseForBookNine
Nono, I just meant... You know... Harsh. That one thar was a killer
Okay? *hugs*
Nvm
...Damn, I said something
Okay
Hmm.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
*silence*
Ok the question (and 5 of my own) have been sent Percival's way. Let's hope he replies soon :)
Least I know my tears still work
Yeah! Maybe not tonight, but you never know!!
Hey, Zafira!
And did your really count up every single person who died in LSODM?
Tia Halcyon @Tia_Halcyon 4h
@TomPercivalsays Good evening, Tom! Could I ask you one or two SP-related questions?
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Tom Percival @TomPercivalsays 3h
@Tia_Halcyon Good evening. You may, I might not be able to get back to you immediately, but ask away...
Sorry, wifi died . . .
*has just googled 'i get really emotional for no reason'*
*has been told by the internet that crying is good, for multiple reasons including the one I use to tell people crying is good* *oh yeah* *is rather smug*
#ChaseForBookNine
@Tia: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! :)
#ChaseForBookNine
*hugs Star* crying is... I cry sometimes. I don't know.
Star, have you got a question?
Yeah, Star!
It's about the release
And- wow! Okay! Awesome Tia
Yeah, but I'm a guy. I usually have a reason. Like SPOILER, or SPOILER, or SPOILERS. Or Skulduggery Pleasant. (and related SPOILERS)
So Royals by Lorde is amazing!
@Tia: No.
Sorry.
It's just.
I don't.
. . .
I don't make sense. :P
OH GOSH I'M ON THIS WEBSITE THAT IS TRYING TO TELL ME I HAVE DEPRESSION (pretty sure I don't. Nothing against depression, just I don't), AND THERE'S THIS LIST OF QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK AND IT'S LIKW:
"I feel like I deserve to die
I feel so awful, please help
I've been miserable for years - what can I do?
Life seems too awful to carry on
My life has no meaning"
AND IT'S SO HORRIBLE.
ALL THOSE PEOPLE . . .
@Tia: *nods* :/
#ChaseForBookNine
@Tia: I see what you mean. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Omfg Catching Fire
Goldberg's Depression Test?
I got 53 on that.
Severe depression.
Idk.
@Mara: :(
*hugs*
I don't have depression or anxiety, pretty dam sure.
*trying a different search*
And - you're always you whatever score you get (and you are amazing). Words don't define you. :)
But
*hugs*
#ChaseForBookNine
@Zaf: IT'S ANAZING. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Ooh, doctor's appointment at three!
Blast.
I'm going to kill you Adra.
No spoilers :) and yeah, it was a good film.
And I'm not sure if I have depression, but lately I've been feeling depressed. I'm not sure if "depression" is the correct term, but I don't care.
I know lovey
*drinks tea*
I dedicate to Bamboo/Bam-Bam/Bambino. It's a cute kitty.
And to Em because I love her and she's awesome and amazing and epic and I could go on about this but I don't have time... :'(
Bam bam? That's someone on the Flintstones
That was well yeah sorry all i say is it followed the book
What does the fox say?
:c what is this I don't even...
I missed the first twenty minutes of the movie...
Sorry, gotta go to sleep! Good night, and take care!
*warm hugs*
Goodnight, Tia *bows*
(Oh I might continue my RP in a few))
*Adra awakens, minutes later after falling, hitting a surface. Somehow... Somehow she fell asleep.*
*her breath whooshes out of her lungs and she lays there in agony, her back torn and ripped, her spine broken*
*she cries, not knowing what else to do*
*footsteps walk towards her, a pair of shoes stopping by her feet* *she doesn't brave herself for impact, just lays there*
...Mother, what have you done?
*her eyes widen* No..
(MSD')
I emailed Niccolò and I actually sound intelligent anyhow my friend asked me something i got his answer and she goes: Niccolò broke me
Hello...
Not so!
My blade of grass is the finest living thing in this majestic world.
It is a being of infinite worth, and a nonpareil of beauty. It is at its peak of perfection, and there is no other that can triumph against it.
O' incomparable, unrivalled blade of grass, I am your humble servant!
[Bows dramatically to the grass]
#ChaseForBook9
...why was that in my clipboard?
Oh, right...
Whoops.
Sorry!
#ChaseForBook9
(Is that...
IS THAT FROM THE GRASS WORSHIP))
*not here*
Adra, why are you torturing your character?
The grass!!!!
((She's hiding from radicals of her own Sanctuary. She's hiding in hell
And I do it because I'm good at it))
*sits in her usual spot*
*being one of the only two unbroken swings at the creepy abandoned playground in the middle of a field of snow*
*and swings back and forth*
*she coughs*
*and blood drips from her mouth*
*eleven days now*
*eleven days till death*
((WHY))
(Oh, were you not here when she was cursed, Adra? Do you not recall that scene?)
Annika, what did you just write?
Are all the characters you and Adra writing about subject to inhuman torture?
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