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«Oldest ‹Older 3001 – 3200 of 4971 Newer› Newest»I quite like the song "say something"
Mmph.
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Fabiiiii
Adraaaaa
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Hi :3 *hugs* *pinches her nose*
He probably didnt see the tweey
[hugs and sticks a smiley face sticker on Adra's sleeve]
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The word "sticker" has always bothered me...
Huh
Hm... It is a weird-sounding word.
Sorry...
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Don't be! I was just saying- if you say the word enough, it sounds odd..
Herm
I wish my crazy friend would come
NICCOLÒ CROATOAN IF YOU DONT FREAKIN COME SOON I'M KILLING ARETHA IN HER SLEEP
*Has self-diagnosed herself with the flu and tonsillitis but still ended up coming to school*
*Is currently chilling in the comfy bed in Sick Bay*
Good evening, Death Rose.
Hiya, but it's 10:42am here.
Umm... 23:44 :)
doing late-night homework because I'm too damn clever to do it earlier.
How are you?
I'm about to board the tin can
If there is news of a flight that crashed on the way to DC, know it was me and I salute you
Hiya! *hugs both*
I'm sick and in pain. Otherwise, I'm still sick.
Yourself?
Okay... I guess...
[hugs Deathy] :-/
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Hello Tia, Zaf. Not sure I greeted either of you...
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hello people.
i am not looking forward to next tuesday and wednesday...
*Waves*
I'm going to an opera next year. What the Hell should I wear...?
Next year? I dare say you have a bit to wait for it
Hi Snow... [hugs]
[has no idea what to wear to an opera]
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Hey all.
I'm okayish, just depressed. And you should wear your best, your most favourite clothes.
Hiya Rose do try not to be in too much pain
Mum made me look up dresses. This is my fav.
http://m.ebay.com.au/itm/231094113170?nav=SEARCH&sbk=1
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oh, and fabi : i've been thinking about your comment yesterday and i agree. monitoring all of blogland would be annoying for some. plus, i really just need to be able to see the blogland woods for my plot. so i'm now saying that snow has only set up cameras in the woods. you'll see why.
"leaders met at Dexter Avenue"
Well, I'm sorry to hear that Tia
And the link isn't working... I can't seem to snag it on my phone *facepalm* I'll check it out when I can
cool death :D
I might write another Nameless on the plane...
IF I ever get there *slow claps for airlines*
Are you/
They moved us to a flight that leaves at 7:30, from our flight at 7, and now the flight we WERE on is boarding
Jesus Christ I'm going to miss my plane to Pensacola...
Shit,
:-/
thats sucks adra
Meh.
It does indeed, *shakes her fist at the sky*
May the force be with the plane and the pilots
I'm so tempted nowadays.
"May the force be with you"
Me: And with your spirit- wait SHIT
oh, god... i just remembered something from saturday.
okay, me and my dad were shopping and we had a conversation that went something like this:
dad: want a picture with santa?
me: no, i do not want to sit on some pedo's lap and get a picture.
dad: he's not a pedophile. they have to have police checks.
me: he could be a pedophile. he could just hide it well. maybe he's waiting for the right kid to snach
dad: thats lovely, that..
Actually, it's a habit I got into from having to go to Mass at school
Gods...
No, I am your father..
I know Adra! Oh wait isnt your luggage on the 7pm flight?
Pfft, who needs luggage?
No, we didn't check in
However, I'm about to cry from frustration
*hugs Adra*
I DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO....BOOK NINE
AND TO EVERYONE
FINALLY
we are on a plane
Msd
[hugs]
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I dedicate to headphones. Everyone needs headphones.
Also to Em and Rose. You guys take care, ok?
Love y'all! See you in about two hours *hugs*
Oh gods
I'm sitting next to...
A boy my age who is cute
*dies*
Bye! :3
Ah wow thats stupid Adra hence why I hate air travel
Good night, guys!
RAAAAIIINNNNN
IT'S WET
AND COLD
AND EVERYWHERE
AND NO ONE'S HERE
Nope.
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darn...
Well at least Fabi's not here..
she's annoying
xP
Yes. Very annoying.
Also very awesome, if I do say so myself. :-P
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And evil. [Grins]
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True...
Oooh evil indeed...
[Cackles]
She is writing not-so-nicely.
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Oh...
that no good
It means she's not here annoying you, though.
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*explodes something* I have arrived bow before me
Ah! Right.
No more annoying Fabi *nods*
:3
Hello Zaf!
[Throws a marshmallow at her]
[Throws one at Jubi]
Oh, where did that come from? It couldn't have been Fabi. She isn't here!
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ZAF! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hai.
You're the only one here
because Fabi and everyone else isn't here
as you can OBVIOUSLY see *nods*
*gets hit with marshmallow*
GAH! WHERE'D THAT MARSHMALLOW COME FROM!?!?!
IT'S A GHOST! IT'S OUT TO GET US!
YOU'LL NEVER EAT MY SOUL, OUTWORLDER!! GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!
*tackles air* Alastair Cruciatus ITS HIM
OH NO!!
BUT..
HE SCARES ME!
Or probably Niccolò...*picks up crow* I FOUND YOU
Well hello there random crow that we just found that may or may not be Cocco..
*crow bites me* oww (we totes need the real Coco :( we could poke him and see if he'll let us play with Alastair
Oh my Golden God. It is almost too amazing for us mere beings to examine
xD I like poking Cocco
It makes him all ANGRY >:)
Hi Kilandra
ANDRAAAAAA!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
HAAIII
You've been missing you bad person
I like hugging him because he gets all uncomfortable like when I kissed him
*giggles *
[Cries]
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FABIIII
WHY YOU CRY??
FABRI!!!! *huggles*
*hugs Fabi* I love you, don't forget that, okay?
_____ is dead now! D:
[hugs Jubi and Zaffy]
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[hugs Adra]
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Oh spoiler alert whoa
*bites Fabi's arm*
Sorry...
I shouldn't make a fuss about things like that when people have real problems to worry about...
I think I should go now... Nearly dinner time. I think.
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NO! FABI! NOT ______!!
*hugs back*
Hey. Characters have rights too!
But if it is supper, let us not keep you. *bows*
SO LONG MY FEATHERY FREIND!! *supermegagoodbyetacklehugsofdoom*
Oh...
Woo! 60 pages left in my bio book
Praise be
YEAH ADRA!!
HOLY SHIT FREEZING RAIN
GUYS
I COULD WRITE A FANFICTION ABOUT FREEZING RAIN AND THE COUPLE, Drenched, TAKES A BUT HOME
AND SNUGGLE
OH SHIT I READ TOO MUCH SCIENCE, MY INNER FANGIRL IS SHOWING
Jubi
If we get stranded overnight
Can I stay at your house
[hugs]
[Thinks] I guess the characters are what I can talk about...
I don't know how much sense that makes...
[Stands on head to see if it makes more sense that way]
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SURE! xD
wait. Are you there right now?
*dtands on head too, to make Fabi not feel awkward*
And yeah, just landed. Shouldn't be a problem, though. But just in case
xD Awesome
and IT'S RAINING HERE TOO
AND IT'S FREEZING
AAGGH
at least you weren't out in it! I'm soaked! Blegh!
ugh
that's not nice
ugh
Man though if I ever go back to DC for a leisure visit, WE ARE MEETING UP
it's like 5 degrees above freezing :P
YESH
YESH WE ARE
BUT I'D FIRST HAVE TO GET MY PARENTS TO GET US TO GO TO DC (which shouldn't be a problem since my dad is OBSESSED with going there) and meeting a person that I met online (which would probably be the trickier part... considering they don't even know that I do this... o.o)
We secretly meet up and "happen" to get talking.
xD genius
Ah.
I'm good at fabrications
We can pull it off
It's freezing rain where I am as well.
WE WILL DEVISE A MASTER PLAN OF MASTERFULNESS >:) *plots masterfully*
Here come the drums!
HOWDY ANNIKA! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
[Is on the opposite coast from you lot]
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Hullo, Jubilance.
I can't stay long, everyone, but I thought I'd hop on for a few minutes.
Hey there Annika! *hugs*
Yeah
We're all in this together
Lucky Fabi
HEY GUYS
WE SHOULD HAVE ANOTHER VIDEO CHAT-Y THING AT ONE POINT
Having a 39C fever on a 33C degree and vein forced outside is horrible.
me and a boy in my class just tore my friends banana in half and ate it. XD
*being
I think it can be classified as torture...
I do despise bad weather.
:( *hugs deathy*
does no one care that i just murdered my friends banana with a random guy in y class???
oh, ad deathy: :(
wbd, msd
bananas are evil.
So it's ok *nods*
JUBIOSAURUS WOULD BE PROUD!!!
was the banana purple?
no. it was yellow and delicious. >:D
Yes, Jubi! We shall!
And you as well Rose. When you feel better, I want to talk to you as wellllll
Ay Snowy :3
PEOPLE!!! we need to talk through skype later. when i'm at home and not at school :3.
and now i g2g.B bYYYEEEeee
I actually love the rain
And the cold
I know
oh
well maybe it wouldn't be as proud as it would've been if it were purple..
BUT THAT'S OK
BECAUSE IT WAS STILL A BANANA
I love the cold, but not the rain.
Bye Snowlock! *hugs*
BAI SNOWWW!!!!
IT WILL BE AWESOMTASTICFULL
IT'S JUST THAT EVIL TIME DIFFERENCES ALWAYS GET IN THE WAY UUGGHH
Okay I msd! One last tin can, people *hallelujah*
See you all on the flip side
*is kinda here* i need sleep probably
Gonna sleep so yay night
okeydoke Adra :3
HAI/BAI ZAFFYY *pokes*
I must go as well. Goodbye.
I think I'm going to go, since I don't seem to be saying anything or doing anything...
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Goodbye you two! *hugs* Sleep well
*three
*hugs*
NOO EVERYONE'S LEAVIINGGG D:
BAI GUYSS! *pokes all*
Don't
Drop
That
Durka dirk
Adra.
...
No.
Nooooo
msd
Okay :/
Oddly enough I will be the last to fall
Howabout that
Imagine your OTP cornering you in a dark alleyway and beading the shit out of you.
Well
At least they'd be together
*beating
Lord
Okay msd!
I AM BACKKKKKKK!!! HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALLLLLLLL YOUUUUUU MUSHHHHROOOMMMMMMMMMSSSSS
why are none of you mushrooms around?
*Creepily breathes down Snow's neck* Because I was preparing to kill you...
*turns around and hugs saphy the mushroom* HELLO MUSHROOM!!
Hello Snow-mushroom! How be you today?
good!
sorry. the teacher kidnaped my laptop to write something down on the board that only i wrote down.
Sorry, Mum came home and I got distracted. How are you?
goooooodddddddd
MUSHROOMMMMM
You want mushrooms? Here, have mushrooms! *Force feeds Snow poisonous mushrooms*
NUUU
you is a mushroom.
WE ALL ARREEE
I NOT A MUSHROOM
I IS A FISH
g2gg
Oh, bye :( If you read back through the comments later, have you finished the parody yet?
Hello?
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Fabigail! *hugs*
Sapphy! [hugs]
Nelnah Fish and Sapphy Fish! O.O
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Nelnah fish?
And I have always been a fish :3 Just secretly.
Nelnah Fish is my sister irl. We're not twins. She would be ten if she could get away with it, but she's thirteen, and even then people don't believe her. XD
Seeeeecrets. Fabi likes secrets. :-)
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*Likes the sound of Nelnah*
I like secrets. I can keep everyone else's secrets, but not my own XD
I keep secrets.
I'm rubbish with surprises, though. I have trouble keeping those. I get excited.
How are you, Sapphy?
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I'm good. It's the summer holidays (and my birthday! Squee!) in two weeks, but I have so much to bake/ create/ write/ create/ film that it's just unreal...
I'm working like mad, but I still have to make a presentation, an 'artifact', write eight more diary entries, two character boxes, table settings, a costume, film a 5 minute thing about Titan, bake a three course meal and write an essay.
Joy.
Still, I'm happy :) How're you?
Yay for summer and birthdays! [Throws confetti]
Titan? The moon? Are you just determined to remind me of Nelnah? You seriously need to meet her...
I am upside-down.
Also I have written nine evil pages of my RP. Eek.
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Darn you and your slushies. I'm not actually here right now, I don't think- well, I might be. I don't know. And I haven't read all the old comments yet- I'm still working my way through them. But darn. Can I just say- well, a lot of things. You don't have to listen. This is sort of a pointless rant, I just want to put it somewhere. I won't be offended or hurt or disappointed if no one reads it. Well, anyway. There was this guy- a really sweet nerdy guy- who asked me out last year. On Valentine's day, actually. But I barely knew him, really, and I thought he was cool, but I never liked him as more than a friend, and I was so busy that we were technically dating for, like, four months and we only actually went out about three times, for an hour or so at a time. So after those four months (keep in mind this is an approximation- I have literally no perception of time. I do know that we only went out, like, three times, though.) we broke up. It was just sort of like, this clearly isn't going to work out as a romantic thing- I don't have feelings for you, we both know it- so we were just friends. But, being busy as I am, I barely even spoke to him all summer. And this year, I figured out that- of all times, months after he tried to date me- I had a crush on him. And I felt like I'd been hit by a train. Keep in mind, I've only had two crushes in my entire life, and those were both on fictional characters. I don't even think of people in terms of attractiveness. Like, when I meet someone, I won't make a judgement as to whether or not they're attractive. I'm just like, "oh, ok, it's a person". And I think he's cute when he gets excited. And that is weird. That is so weird. And I have absolutely no idea how to conduct myself in a relationship. I barely know how friends are supposed to act around each other. I am the most socially oblivious person I've ever met. It's possible some of you would beat me, or be even- I don't really know, since socialness is different on the internet than in real life. Anyway. Being awkward as I am, I just up and told him I liked him, and I'm pretty sure he felt like he'd just been hit by a train, judging by the look on his face, and so I asked him out and we're dating again now and we're both pretty awkward so we're trying to figure out how relationships work and I am so scared that I'll mess up. I'm trying not to be, though, because fear is not fun. But still, it's there. And that is not the least of the things that is stressing me out right now, but there was that whole slushy metaphor, and so I felt prompted to rant about my life. I am in such a weird mood right now. Sorry.
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[hugs Ari]
It's okay, I'm in a really weird mood, too. For completely different reasons...
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And I've never felt like that about anyone... I don't really know what to say to you. If you want to rant, though, I'll listen.
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Most importantly, Death and Em. Just... Death and Em. I wasn't even here. I was not even here. And then I was reading old comments, and if ever there was an appropriate time for the description of feeling like you've been hit by a train... Actually, this was more like falling off a tall building onto my head. Just... Shocking, and painful, and ow. And I didn't know which way was up. And then I had to go to school. And I couldn't tell my real life best friend, because she was so overwhelmed by so much stress from so many sources, it was crazy, and she had neither the time nor the energy for anything. And then one of my friends came to school crying over something that had happened to her internet friends, and gah. And I've been just not telling anyone this, because I didn't want to make the mood here worse than it already is, but I'm starting to feel like myself again, so I can write again and rant again, so here's this. It's just there now.
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hello.
saph, if you're still around: no, i haven't finished the parody. D:
I'm sorry, my parents keep calling me away.
*Hugs Ari* Good for you! Well, if you broke up, got back together and aren't arguing, I'd say that's a sign of a good relationship. Just don't be afraid to talk to him about it- that's the best way to avoid awkwardness and fear of going wrong. You're much less likely to accidentally say something wrong if you talk about it to him first.
(Like Fabi says, I'm perfectly willing to listen to you ranting. In fact, I think I prefer listening to you over talking *hugs*)
The boy is not a big deal, though. That's more just really surprising- more like WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING TO ME, just because I've never felt that way either. It's so weird, and I normally know myself very well, so when there are foreign things, especially foreign feelings... It's just strange. I just wrote it there, mostly because I wanted to. Thanks, though.
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I was there, sort of. I mean, I was in Blogland, not Australia or Ireland. I wrote lots of poetry, and hugged people, but I didn't know what I could do. I still don't know what to do. About anything.
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It's not your fault, Ari. You couldn't have known what was happening to them. It's okay to put yourself first sometimes.
Snow! *glomps* Okay :)
I'm probably not the best person to talk to about relationships, btw. I've just gotten over this girl who calls me big sister and has a crush on this guy, who has a crush on another guy, who is practically stalking one of my best friends.
Confusing, I know XD But personally, I don't let romantic stuff wear me down too much. Romance comes and goes. I'm here to stay.
Hi Snow...
[hugs Snow, Ari and Sapphy]
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"Maybe you aren't me, then. I loathe styrofoam."
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*hugs*
Fabi-snake; *Starts laughing at that quote* Where's that from?!!
Ari; Everything in life is important. Especially firsts, such as your first crush.
I wasn't there for Death or Em either. I don't think it would've made a difference if I was, so I try not to dwell on it too much.
Yeah, I don't care that much about romantic stuff, it just caught me off guard, to be honest. And I do want it to work- but there's so much that's so much more important to me, too. And I'm not blaming myself, it's just... I've been there before, for Death, and... You know, she had a dream once, where she saw on the news that I'd died, and later she tried to cut herself, but I pulled the blade away. That was a huge accomplishment for me. I mean, just the fact that I was pretty sure that meant whatever I was telling her was helping, at least to some degree. And if I'm here when she says goodbye, I can talk to her, and just keep talking to her, until the danger has passed. But it's just... I wasn't there. She could've died and I wasn't there, and more than that, I didn't even know. And I just... That... That is what kills me. Whatever little trivial issues I might be having don't matter. Your lives matter. I didn't even know...
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I mean, I know the little things matter immensely. It's just, they don't matter nearly as much to me.
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It's from my parallel Fabis plot, which I'm finally getting around to writing...
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Darn it.
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You know you can't undo the past, Ari *hugs* Just relax. Neither of them will love you any less for it.
Fabi; Oh, okay :)
Snow; If that '...' was about the 'girl likes girl likes guy likes guy stalks girl' then that matches my feelings exactly.
*hugs ari* i know you feel like, sometimes, the world is relying on you. i know some people do. but there are other who can take your place when needed, when you're not here. we love you and =, sure, sometimes we need you but you can't be here, but at those times others step forward and talk the person down or up or whatever it is they need.
just remember that none of us can be here 24/7 so it's not anyones fault.
Hm. I dedicate the page to lives painted with pity and sadness and strife. To dreams painted with pity, and less than they seem. To bothering, even if it's just for a poem or another sad song to sing. To Shakespeare and Tesla and Da Vinci and everything that inspires you, and to being. Just, being.
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the "..." was just in general. i didn't know what to say.
Have we seriously all started transforming into animals? *Swims away from Snow the Penguin as fast as possible*
*hugs Ari* Hear, hear. Love you, blogsister.
Snow; Okay.
nawww... i won't eat you saphy. you're my friendddd *huggles the fishy*
HEAR HEAR
[hugs Ari]
I think I might be starting to go silent again.
...
Msd.
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...I don't blame myself for not being there, and I don't feel like the world relies on me. And I know I can't change it. I just really love being there for people. I love helping, as much as I possibly can. And it hurts when I can't. It hurts a lot. That's all. Thank you guys, though. You didn't have to listen to any of that. :)
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hey, i listen. it's what i do. i can't not listen.
*Fishy freaks out* (Why thank you Snow :P)
I've been Fabi the Snakey on Twitter for a while now...
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Ari, I feel the same way. It's a human instinct, to want to help anyone we can and put them ahead of ourselves. I love listening to you. You always have interesting things to say.
How many times have I cried?
How many times have I lied?
How many times before?
And how many times more?
[hugs all of you]
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Fabs; Oh. I stole your idea then :P
Gtg :( Bye!
i'm probably gonna be quiet. rest usured i'll still be here, but i might not talk unless somethings directed at me.
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