I should have announced this yesterday, to be honest, but I was in Swindon, in England, doing writerly things like chatting to 600 people, signing all their books, and then travelling on to the WH Smith head office and signing 500 copies of LSODM, so you'll forgive me if I was a tad... distracted.
But, without further ado, to those who have not yet heard, the title of the short story collection out next summer is...
Armageddon-Outta-Here.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
I swear to god, I never thought Harper Collins would agree to this. My first instinct was to call it Tales of the Dead Men, but that wouldn't have been accurate because there'd probably only be one or two stories featuring the Dead Men — not enough to warrant a title.
Harper came back with The World of Skulduggery Pleasant, which is, let's face it, a title far too boring to exist.
I suggested Armageddon-Outta-Here as a joke, expecting everyone to dismiss it. But the more I thought about it, the more I said it in my head, the more I loved it. And suddenly I became determined to be the writer who has a book with THAT title.
Amusingly, Harper Collins agreed. And I couldn't be happier.
And if that wasn't awesome enough, we should actually have a cover reveal early next month for you to gawp at. Could I BE any nicer to you?
No. The answer is no.
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(--(--high-dives Adra--)--)
*violent sobbing* noooooooooooo you can't just... no
(--HIGH FIVE--)
((*high fives*))
*pats Eld's shoulder* there there
*hyperventilating* TOO SOON!
*laughs in the corner, with homework on lap*
...
hey there Rose Tyler,
What's it like in your dimension...
Im a thousand worlds away
but im still seein' your reflection,
in the blue.
my hearts are broken without you...
i swear its true...
*needs a hug from violent sobbing*
*is confused* hmmm...
*hugs Eld*
Think about happy things like...
Uhhh...
Hmm...
DOCTOR WHO 50TH ANNIVERSARY!! :D
*hugs cain*
I CANT WAIT!!! im cosplaying as 10 and asdfghjkl!!!!ITS GOING TO BE BEAUTIFUL!!
Im soooooo excited!!!! Its at 2:50pm my time i claimed the TV that time xD
*laughs quietly at Eld*
*sushes adra*
If I were to wake up the exact time the 50th Anniversary shows, it would be 3:50...
In the morning.
*is very tempted to pull an all nighter*
I totes would Missy. I got lucky because im behind plus, i got the show at 5 so i got extremely lucky
is pulling an all nighter...
*flails around*
SEARCH HEY THERE ROSE TYLER AND WATCH THE SADNESS!
ELD
WE CAN PULL AN ALL NIGHTER TOGETHER VIA EMAIL :P
*pokes* You watching the two hour special on the 23rd?? On ABC1, I think.
*just sent a message to one of the most inspiring people ever and is flailing around waiting for le reply wich may never come*
im going to meh friends and we are having a full on marathon and everything with bananas, jammie doggers, tea, fish custard, no apples or pears, cheese, and all the other great foods of DW!!!!!!
YUSSSSS I SHALL EMAIL AND WE SHALL STAY UP AND SCREAM
YAYYYYYY!!!!! :D
Bbs, gotta shower!
Ok cain *huddles in feels*
So the chick that I kind of bonded with in Bio died over the weekend...
I think I'm going to cry this isn't fun
oh god.... *hugs adra* Good god. I dont know what... to say...
*hugs back*
I msd
Awww :/ Adra
BEST. TITLE. EVER.
GAH I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS TO COME OUTTTT :DD
(not here)
HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCY! [hugs]
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THANK YOU, FABI! *huggles*
[hugs back]
[Finds some of the fudge cake I baked yesterday and offers Lucy a piece]
It was so tempting to eat cake for breakfast. :-P
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My history class is so odd
I stayed homr
And Sapphy,I read your stuff on ff.net
LUCIE,YOUR AAN OLD.LADY
Armageddon-Outta-Here???
*rolls in the floor, screaming with laughter*
I AM A VERY OLD LADY, NEVYAR!
(Sorry for vanishing, ordering people presents...!)
Goodbye, my friends! I shall be departing for the airport soon.
Until then, I will be sure to remind you all just how much I detest flying.
First of all, I hate how awful they smell. It's really quite unpleasant to walk into an area filled with sweaty people who haven't showered in hours. I also absolutely detest the food on airplanes (but who doesn't, really?) Furthermore, I am always incredibly afraid of crashing.
(--I need to Mycroft more often. I sound like a five-year-old impersonating their daddy's boss.--)
(--Okay, maybe not a five-year-old. Maybe a retarded 8-year-old.--)
I must depart. Goodbye, my friends.
I've said that already, haven't I?
Bye Ember!!
I hate microscopes...
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I'm making Nutella-Cake-In-A-Mug :3
THEN I SAW HER FACE
I'M A BELIEVER
NOT A TRACE
NO DOUBT IN MY MIND
I'M IN LOVE
*ooooooohhhh*
I'M A BELIEVER
I COULDNT LEAVE HER
IF I TRIED
*dow de ne dow ne ne dow ne ne dow*
aDRA OH MY GOD YOU BABE
Two minutes to the Maven launch.
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Spacey things go really, really fast. O.O
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Blake: Hey, have any of you seen Rhydian? Haven't seen him today...He sent his reflection to school, which he hardly ever does so, I'm really worried.
It's funny how casually they announce that Maven is now supersonic.
And that was minutes ago, and it's accelerated a lot. O.O
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Ooh... ADRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! List your fandoms, please? c:
Hey Rhydian!:)
Hey Fabi!:3
((All my characters are trapped inside magic green boxes atm and can't reply! Sorry Rhydian! D:))
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Hiii Luce. :-)
Fourteen thousand miles per hour. Eek.
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(HEY LUCE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HIYA FABI!!! GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!
ADRA!!! HELLO FRIEND!!!! I HAVE MISSED YOU ALL!!!!)
Blake: Hello. Have any of you seen Rhydian?
THANK YOU RHYDIAN <3
(YOU'RE WELCOME LUCE!!!! *HUGS*)
Blake: Happy birthday Luciana. I'm Blake btw. Rhydian's little brother (fictional of course)
*laughs* Thanks Blake!:P
*huggles Rhydian*
Happy birthday Luciiiii *hugs* :)
(Hey Mara!)
Blake: Hi Mara
Thank you Maraaaaaaaa! *huggles*
((It is good to see you again!))
((Do you want me to bring Effie or someone in to help look for Rhydian? She's not trapped in a box yet...))
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Sorry, listening to Midnight Memories 😍
ITUNES LEAKED IT THOUGHT WE DIDN'T FOR ONCE THE DIRECTIONERS DIDN'T LEAK THE SONG
Niall even confirmed it aw i love him so much<3
((No thanks Moss. You'll realize why in a sec))
or should I say *album
*Rhydian comes into Blogland with a present* Happy birthday Luciana!
((Okay!))
((Hi Mara! [hugs]))
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Hi Rhy! *hugs*
Hi Fabibibibibibubbles! *hugs*
AW, *attacklehugs Rhydian* <3
*huggles Luce* It's an Echo-Stone of Derek. Thought you may like it *smiles* *huggles*
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wbd, homework.
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@Mushroom: Ooh. Did you get my email?
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HELLLLOOOOOOOOOO STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blake: Hey Starry!
I love how after one sentence Word already realised I was typing in French. :)
Haha, it's so odd, because I got used to the old Word, and now I have the new Word, and the school has a Word that is newer than the old one and older than the new one and I'm just like WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.
It's odd because usually you have new things you aren't used too, but it's not new, it's old, and I'm like wtf.
. . . Dammit, procrastinating.
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I swear, by the end of this topic, my French teacher will know my old house better than I know my old house. -_-
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oh right.
HI RHYDIAN! :)
Sorry, I forget to say hi to people a lot. :/ It's nothing personal. :)
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Hullo Ember!
Blake: Hi Ember!
It's fine Starry :)
HEY EMBER! :)
@Rhydian: :/ Meh.
. . . I'm not doing very well with being distant.
But my French is taking less time than I thought, because I have to look up less words than before. :)
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Greetings, Mr. Saint! How are you faring? I must admit, it's been quite a while since we last spoke.
Greetings... Blake.
And greetings to you as well, Miss Inkbright.
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! *attacklehugs*
Ember my name us now Rhydian Sky. And you haven't met my little brother have you? (He's fictional of course. He's about 10/11. Starting High school next year sort of age)
Alright, Mr. Sky it is then. I suppose I do have a habit of sticking to one particular name while referring to a person.
It is nice to meet you, Blake. *smiles stoffly*
HI MUSHROOM! :)
My sister was starting high school next year last year, and my brother will be starting high school next year next year. :)
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Blake: Nice to meet you Ember *smiles back*
(Btw Blake is his given name and he's not allowed to use magic...Part if a plot I'll explain another time)
Oh my gosh.
I put the accent on the 'tres' (yes, I didn't give that an accent at all, idk how to when not on word) the wrong way round, because I'm just putting all the downstairs accents on wrong way wrong, letting Word tell me it's wrong, and picking the correct word from the suggestions because I'm too lazy to go to Insert: Symbol:, and when I got the tres wrong it autocorrected it and the accent just flipped round and ohmygosh it was so cute. :)
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Greetings, Miss Scáth.
@Rhydian: Awesomeness. :) Okay.
*spells tres incorrectly a few times* C: It's so sweeeeeeeeet. :) *hugs Word and its cuteness*
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HEY EMBEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR! <3
(((Rhys, I'm Mycroft!!)
((Oh right.)) HIYA MYCROFT!
*eyes Star warily*
((((HEY LUCYYYYYYY <3)))))
*nods politely*
So... Blake, what brings you around these parts?
TODAY IN MATHS, SIR PUT THIS QUESTION ON THE BOARD, AND IT WAS ABOT MILLY BAKING AN APPLE CRUMBLE!!! :)
It was so awesome!!! :)
(Because Milly is a character in my friend's story)
And I was just like "MILLY! :)"
And then afterwards my friend was like, "And baking an apple crumble would be something she'd do, as well! :)"
MILLY!!!! :)
Milly. :)
And then we got to lunch and I started telling my other friend about Milly in the maths question and recounted the whole questions (Milly is baking an apple crumble. To make the crumble topping she uses sugar, butter and flour in the ratio 1:2:3. For every 500g of fruit she has, she has 300g of crumble topping. Milly has 1kg of apples and she uses them all. How much sugar, butter and flour does she use?) and my friend was just like woahhhh why are you talking about MATHS?
XD
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We are so weird in drama...msd probably not here until we eat
That is rather interesting.
Greetings and farewell, Miss Kerias.
Blake: @Mycroft: Rhydian had a dream with me in it and knew that I was real so he found me. I think he may be part Sensitive.
I told you, I'm not. I have no Sensitive magic in me.
@Zaf: Okay. :)
@Mycroft: It is. :)
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Evening my loves :')
Any of you heard of the musical Miss Saigon?
He found you? Were you lost, or did you simply feel like getting away from your brother one starry night?
I am afraid I have not, Miss Thorne. Musicals are not really to my taste.
((I HAVE NOT SEEN YIU IN FOREVERRRR))
I KNOOOOOOOOOW D: I'VE BEEN OFF FOR AGES BECAUSE WORK AND URGH BUT I'M BAAAACK.
Blake: @Mycroft: He didn't know he had a little bro. I was adopted. I didn't know about magic and this place. Glad he found me. Life in the mortal world is just really boring. But Rhydian says I shouldn't learn magic. Nor take a name. Dunno why
HIYA CHARISMA!!!! GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!
CHARISMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *attacklehugs*
I am sure that is a wise thing to do, Blake.
HELLOOOOO EVERYONE
AW, IT'S SO LOVELY TO SEE EVERYONE AGAIN.
Blake: But it's unfair. Rhydian has shown me all of this and I can't join in...
Mate, I have reasons. Believe me it's for your safety...It's way too dangerous. Long story.
Oh my gosh.
I've just realised that I only spend time in the living room when I watch TV.
O_O
My life is sad.
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Or when I play a board game or something.
Or when I play the Wii.
But still.
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Hiya Adra!
Blake: Hi Adra!
*waves* Hi there
Hey Adra! :)
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Hey Star :J
STRONG IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SONG EVER :')
MIDNIGHT MEMORIES *sobs hysterically*
Btw Mara when is Harralie wedding?
*tosses Adra into the lake*
Uh, hi... I may forget that I'm on here, I'm getting ready for school...
I'm really sad right now...
Like, I probably shouldn't have gotten attached to Tzipora, but she was adorable and gosh darn it, no wonder she was falling asleep in my hand, she probably had something not built right..
*throws a banana at Sparky*
*hugs Mara* :) Hello. :)
My taken surname was Midnight for a short period of time . . . :) It's an awesome word. :)
And 'memories' is like 'members', and being a member of a community is just the best thing ever (*hugs everyone in our Blogland community for being perfect*), and it's also like 'remembered', and remembering things is good, plus /I/! WILL REMEMBER BEFORE I FORGET *dun duhh dun* BEFORE I FORGET THAT!!!!!!
(Uh, that was the first Slipknot song I ever got into)
And also it's like to 'dismembered', which is just an awesome verb. XD
THE STARRY ANALYSIS IS DONE.
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*catches the banana and points it at her like it's a gun*
Bananas are good.
21st of next month :)
*scream-sings* MID-NIGHT MEM-OR-IESSSSSS OH OH OH OHHHHHHHH
Hey Sparky! Hey Shadow!
*hugs Adra* :(
She isn't gone, she's just not on this plane of reality anymore. It's better to have loved and lost than never loved at all, and it's better to have existed for a short while then never have existed at all. :) She was loved in the time she was alive, and her life was relatively happy. :)
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*hugs Star*
Midnight is an awesome word :)))))))))))))
Remembering things is very good. Like song lyrics. XD
YAY! KK MARA!!!!!!! Can my lil' bro Blake come?
Blake: Hello! *waves*
Hey Sparky!
Nice to meet you Shadows!
JESUS CHRIST STAR IM SOBBING NOW FUCJ
*throws an apple at Sparky*
Sorry I vanished!
Went for my tea.
Now I should be writing, but... :/
*catches the apple*
Watch it, Adra.
*pegs the apple at a tree*
Heh.
Sure! Everyone's invited, really... :)
*cries*
One Direction have gotten so mature oh my god no crying and the tears stream down my faaaaceeeee
Strong and Midnight Memories and You and I 😍
Nice to meet you too, Rhydian! :)
Happy birthday for... Today? Luciana!
*waves at Lu*
Hiya. Sorry Miles and I couldn't help with the hardback thing.
Seventy Four. That's more than I thought. O.O
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I'm too cool for you, Sparky
I'm too cool for you, Sparky
Adra, we all know I'm too hot to handle.
Yes, today. Thanks, Shadows.
@Adra: Sorry. :/
@Mara: No. Don't say everyone can up. Say everyone except Hunter can come, because he'll end up blowing it up or something. :O
(Hunter: *looks offended* I don't blow everything up. There's a great number of things I don't blow up. I don't actually blow up that much up at all. Just because I blow one or two things up . . .
Ez: One or two?
Hunter: IT'S CALLED HYPERBOLE.)
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Hey Fabi! :)
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It's fine, Sparx.
I'm more bothered about planning next year's birthday, at the minute.
Ouch, I'm burning.
Gtg now. BYE! Cya tomoz!
Bye RHYDIAN!
*scowls*
I could electrocute you.
LIAM JAMES PAYNE DON'T YOU DARE oh my gOD HE JUST HIT THE HIGHEST NOTE EVER NOPE NOPe nOPE
oh my god louis tomlinson you little rogue
OH MY GOSH THAT'S YOUR OLD BAND NAME I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING NOW SHSHSHCHDHCHAHSHS
and NIALL SOUNDS SO MATURE OH MY LAWD
and zayn
just zayn
oh my god
his high notes and like heaven
and hARRY EDWARD FREAKING STYLES NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOE NOEEK E, ENLE E OPE
Oh
i'm sorry for my fangirling
i'll stop now.
Don't want to annoy anyone
*hugs Rhy* Byee
Hello. :-)
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You wish Sparky
Hi Fabroo
@Mara: That's fine. :) I fangirl quite a lot and rant quite a lot, so if you do something along those lines as well, it's all good because we're alllllll in thiiiiiiiiis togeeeeeeeeeether, when we knoooow that we aaaaare we're all staaaaaars and we seeeeeeee that. :)
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Mara, it's okay as long as you don't expect us to know what you're talking about. :-P
I spent most of yesterday fangirling over a cake, so...
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Reason I mentioned Miss Saigon earlier is because I'm performing in that at the 2014 Edinburgh Fringe Festival, squeeeee!
@Fabi: And an awesome cake it was. :)
My brother made a golden syrup cake once and it was gorgelicious. :)
And he makes chequered cakes sometimes, with different quarters of chocolate and plain sponge, top and bottom.
He likes experimenting.
But the amount of effort he and my dad went to to make white chocolate cake . . . WHITE CHOCOLATE CAKE IS DISGUSTING. URGH. DON'T EVER TRY AND MAKE ONE.
Both my brother and my sister are good at baking . . . as is my mum . . . and my dad . . . my mum can't do cake, but she's soooo good at decorating. We've had really ambitious birthday cakes. :) And she can make other stuff. Like cookies. :) My dad's really good at baking. :)
And then there's me, who is just not really that skilled at anything baking-related at all. XD
*hugs Fabi*
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Char! *cuddles*
Char! *cuddles*
*facepalms*
Watch me try to comment on Dragona's ME blog:
"All the loose ends are tied up very nicely, like knitting wool that isn't tangled. :)
(Hunter: THERE IS NO SUCH THING.
Ez: Shut up, Star's trying to comment!
Hunter: Star hasn't gone died yet?
Ez: *hits him*)
I think it was described well. *nods* Like, describing Emi at different points and stuffs.
(Hunter: Stuff like knitting wool.
Ez: WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP?)"
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Ezter bby
@Adra: Yup. :P
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You didn't even get to eat any! :-P
The chocolateyness, though! :D
The soft and cakey cake...
The layer of chocolate ganache frosting ish stuff
And then I put blue swirlies on it with some buttercream frosting (OMG it was delicious! At first I was worried I'd used too much butter and not enough sugar or cream, but when it was done...! :D And it was BLUEEEE!!!)
And then the way the little rainbow chocolate chip thingies blended with the frosting...!
[Dies]
[Is really really proud of this cake]
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@Fabi: That sounds AMAZING!!!! :)
Did you take a picture??
BLUEEEEEEEEEEE! :)
BLUE AND RAINBOWS TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O
Awesomeness. :)
STOP DESCRIBING IT I WANT TO EAT IT. :P
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FABI I WANT PICTURES
I can show a picture next time I steal Nelnah Fish's
Camera. She took a few. :-)
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Okay!!
@Fabi: YAY!!! :)
Oh damn. I have hiccups for the third time today. -_-
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inkystar.blogspot.com
One of my better chapters. :)
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THERE.
IT'S A CAKE.
@Lantern: OH MY GOSH.
THAT'S AMAZING. :O
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AND THERE IT IS FROM THE TOP
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IT'S BEAUTIFUL
*freaks*
I'M SORRY, LANTERN, BUT I'M REALLY HAPPY YOU GOT FIRST SO EVERYONE WHO REFRESHES THE PAGE WILL SEE /THAT!/ :)
IT'S MARATASMAFECTIC!!!!!!! :)
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Thanks... [hugs]
[Throws a piece of cake in Adra's face]
CJSICISJCIWNDIRKGUNFJHAJFKAKFJJDKA
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP WASTING THE CAKE! :P
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I'm 680th in line for House of Hades...
See, I got lucky with Mark of Athena and Son of Neptune. I was 159th and 35th. The library orders like 200 copies...
OMG. LSODM IS ON ORDER. THAT MEANS THAT THE LIBRARY WILL HAVE IT SOON. EEEEEEEEE.
Sorry... I'm looking at libraryish stuff... In case that wasn't clear.
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TMS is on order, toooooo! Yay!
If I waste it, I have an excuse to bake another one!
[Throws some at Stararararawr, too]
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*glares at fabi*
I'm making a huge study guide for my class in lit.
It's six pages so far, and about 2,000 words.
This is hell.
:-/
Msd, lunch was over awhile ago, and I'm doing chore-ish-things and then flute.
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@Lantern: :/ and :) and :), I think. :)
And :) about baking more!
*dodges cake* *falls over* :P
@Adra: :( :( :( :( *hugs* Good luck . . .
"Hunter began counting down. “Ten, nine, eight, seven, five, two, GO!”
Okay, he might have got a bit bored in the middle."
XD
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@Lantern: Okay. :)
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FABI!
CAKE!
IT LOOKS YUMMY!
and HAI!!
Hi!!!
ZAFFY!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
HAI!!
Ezter :P
Hi Jubi!
zhblzdjhfj
Lol I meant to send this a few minutes ago... OOPS
I'm only here until we finish dinner Im at drama
@Zaf: Okay. :) Hi!
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Hiya xD
How are you? :)
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I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
it's Ant's birthday today omfg happy birthday Luci and Ant
I'm almost finished huzzah.
Thanks Mara. x
Hey Mara, Hey Mushroom. :)
M, M.
M 'n' M. :)
@Adra: YAAAAY! :)
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I AM FINISHED
A FULL 8 PAGES
MY HEAD FEELS MURKY
@Adra: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! :) :) :) *hugs* :)
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Going to sleep now. :( Fours!
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