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«Oldest ‹Older 4001 – 4200 of 4965 Newer› Newest»@Adra: OF COURSE IT'S TRUE, STAR. :)
But I have to go to sleep soon. :( So yeah. Otherwise I'd bring Hunter on.
#ChaseForBookNine
Star, thanks for the comment on my story. I'm not sure whether she'll live or die yet... haven't decided xD
And yes, Revenge WILL have a plan. Because Reapers are... awesome, really.
*whips off scarf*
*taps symbol*
*scarf explodes into a black snowmobile*
Edward, yeah. The idea behind the Pandorica with the whole universe uniting against the Doctor was good. They should have made the entire SERIES about that.
That's pretty awesome, Anni
Okay Star! *hugs*
☂☂stands hidden away, ready to heal Anni if something happens to her☂☂
Dragona, i think the over plots lasting the series are very good, like the pandorica.
*straddles snowmobile*
I . . . I'm going after Oscar.
I'm going to find him.
I'm going to . . .
*voice cracks* . . . finish him.
*turns key in the ignition*
(Now, unless anyone is going to come with me, I am going to launch a solo RP.)
☂CAN I GO??????☂
((Well if you want us along we'll go, but if not... Up to you :D))
*activates tactical cloak, becomes invisible, and climbs on to the back of the snow mobile with a sniper rifle strapped to his back*
On a scale from one to twerking on live tv how big of a mistake did you make
I like girls who eat carrots
🌚
(Anyone who wants to come can come, but I'll only be on for 20ish minutes more.)
*Dissapears and reappears with hoverboard* Can I go?
I should probably stay...
Mara
Y u do this
☂☂grabs flamethrowerbrella☂☂
☂LET'S BOUNCE, ANNI.☂
What the hell
Is that a moon, mera
What is that
I feel threatened
*guns engine*
All . . . alright. So I've got August, and Edward.
My friends.
*smiles*
Alright. Let us burn this pop stand.
*sighs, hanging her head and walking to the lake, tying her skates on and gliding out*
*takes off across the snow*
*shouts through the wind*
We are going to London!
☂☂grabs gunbrella for good measure☂☂
☂Yay, London! I love London...☂
*Jumps onto hoverboard*
*deactivates tactical cloak on the back of the snowmobile*
(Now, with the permission of my companions, I am going to perform what is called a time-cut in the film business. It means I'll cut away from this scene and then cut to us coming into London.)
HOLY DRAGONA!
(Ok)
(That's fine, Annika)
*hums a bit as she skates backward in an arc, turning and jumping, landing forward*
☂Yes.☂
☂Skip the bullshit roadtrip/plane nonsense!☂
----London is gray and dismal today, black spires jutting up against the gray sky like Tim Burton's Halloween Town. Clouds are beginning to gather, and a dark figure is quietly washing his hands for the 14th time in his penthouse.
He knows what's coming.
He knows he has to be ready for it.
He picks up his golden pen on the way out the door.----
*big black van rolls drearily through town*
*suddenly very nervous*
*goes pale*
I . . .
I'm not sure I can do this.
☂You're here. You may as well. And anyway, you have backup.☂
*spins in circles* *frowns* this would be so much easier with a second-
*hits a rock and flips, managing to land it*
-person..
*van rolls to a stop*
*gets out*
*looks up at the dismal sky*
We won't find him.
He'll find me.
*Presses button on watch and it scans area*
*activates tactical cloak again and vanishes*
*closes eyes*
*breathing steadies*
I can do this.
I am not a coward anymore.
*opens eyes*
This needs to end.
Oscar: I agree.
*hard shafts of light slam into Precocious's chest and hurl her across the street, slamming into the wall*
☂Don't you think that's letting him have the advantage?☂
☂Good idea, Ed.☂
Yeah
It's a perverted moon
🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚😏😏😏😏🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌝🌜🌜🌜🌜🌜🌛🌛🌛🌛
*Throws electric spike at Oscar* Wow
☂☂gasps☂☂
☂☂whirls around☂☂
☂How is that in any way playing fair?☂
((Heh hard shafts can you not))
*continues skating*
Mara I feel uncomfortable by those tiny pictures
Oscar: *dives out of the way*
*lands in alley*
*glares at his shirt*
That . . . was my best shirt.
*angrily* Who the hell are you people!? This is between me and her!
Throws red sphere at floor and vines spread across the floor*
☂☂For the sake of not godmodding, I'm not going to just suck his soul. Just assume I can only heal souls, not suck them.☂☂
☂We're friends. Don't you have any?☂
☂☂pulls out gunbrella and shoots☂☂
☂☂looks at vines☂☂
☂Nice gardening.☂
*punches Oscar, remaining cloaked*
Thanks *Freezes walls around the street* No escape
*takes a short turn, skating backwards on one leg*
Lbkc, b vcallc vcallc xaox xn xcll cnv chac b harc lbcd BEN cnv.... Bp a ibxeh. N havc pc fvekbog lbfc!!
☂☂looks at the punch out of thin air☂☂
☂☂looks confused☂☂
☂☂I AM DECODING THAT NOW☂☂
It's a different code.
----Violently bright light flares around Oscar, forming a disk of light beneath him that carries him into the air. He stares down at Precocious's friends.----
Clearly you don't know what I am. I am a Life-Giver; a Necromancer with light.
Now, what was I saying?
Oh yes.
BUGGER OFF.
Precocious: Oww . . . urgh . . .
*struggles to her feet*
Os . . .car . . .
*Glows blue* Clearly, you dont know what i am, i am someone with a watch. and snow.
Hmm... *peers at the code closer*
Rose if you have something to say... You can just say it to us, it's easier that way
*grabs Oscar and throws him to the floor, still remaining invisible*
What happens after my friend S gives me 7 euro
ios 7
Oscar: *swoops down*
*grabs Precocious*
*carries her to a rooftop*
*angrily* Stay here, why I deal with your little friends.
Preocious: Os . . . car . . .
Oscar: NO! You've ruined enough!
*flies back down*
☂(Shoot.)☂
☂(Adra, don't bug her for coding.)☂
☂☂heals Precocious☂☂
☂You should be good to move now.☂
☂☂uses umbrella to fly up onto the rooftop next to Precocious and makes sure she's been healed☂☂
Oscar: I'm SICK of this! SICK!
*light blazes around him*
*several sharp spears of light shear through Dragona's shoulder*
*Throws remaining sphere at ground which turns into a small lake* oh?
Ember I just meant that she shouldn't have to feel like she should hide her feelings...? She's cool to tell is anything
Idk I just get really suspicious and paranoid when people talk in code then I think they're talking about me then I freak out
*throws blue lightning at oscar then forms time boundary cage in a 1 meter cube*
Th-thank you, August . . .
*looks down*
*sees Oscar fighting her friends*
*holds up one shaking hand*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!
*tries to move out of the way, but is stabbed through his upper arm*
*using his other hand, smacks Oscar across the face with his sniper rifle, then spins it around and pulls the trigger whilst aiming at him*
It's a code so no one is supposed to know what to says. I needed to say it. You could eventually figure it out... Start with the opposites.))
Baba...))
☂☂flies down to Dragona and Ed☂☂
☂She wants to say something... Can we just stop for two seconds? One?☂
Oscar: *shatters the bullet with one hand*
*looks up at Precocious*
. . .
What do you mean
WAIT?
*puts pressure on his wounded arm*
Uh... need healing. Unfortunately the alien species that I am will most likely die if their suit gets damaged from disease since they have a crappy immune system xD
*Jumps and punches oscar* One second then.
(I got this, bros, I got this.)
*takes deep breath*
Oscar.
Listen.
When I came here today I swore I would finish this.
Oscar: And that's what I intend to do!
*hurls bolt of light at Precocious*
*deflects it with blue energy*
No! Listen!
Oscar: The time for listening is OVER!
What
Nobody got my joke
...
☂☂heals Dragona☂☂
☂Is that better?☂
Ah I can't do it. I haven't a clue, so..
*skates more*
I didn't MAra..
*points the muzzle of his sniper against the back of Oscar's head*
☂Death, is there a key letter or is there a key word?☂
Oscar: Oh, I miss the good old days. We were young, then. Young and foolish. We are not young any longer, Doctor. We are very, very old and very, very alone in the world. And . . . And sometimes I wonder what I'd be without you. Or if you never were. Would I still be me? Or would I be some else entirely?
Oscar.
Listen.
I said I would finish this.
I've been trying to kill you for 500 years.
And I never realized that there's one thing I could say that would destroy you more than killing you ever could.
Oscar: . . .
And
what
is
that?
Oh wait! No haha Mara I for it. Late reaction
*Hands glow blue and electricity wraps round them**Air grows colder*
Oscar.
I forgive you.
☂☂gets ready to spring into action if anything happens☂☂
((Ohmy god Annicar))
((OH MY GOD ANNIKA IM SOBBING))
ios 7
I
Owe
S
Seven
I owe S seven
Bc he gave me seven euro
And the new Apple update is ios7
anybody?
☂☂yells☂☂
☂BITCH BE FABULOUS☂
☂☂realises now might not be a good time so shuts up☂☂
Oscar:
What
Did
You
Say?
*literally is about to shoot Oscar in the back of the head with the most powerful sniper in the entire galaxy if he makes a wrong move* xD
☂☂flies up to Anniks just so she can fist-pump her☂☂
*facepalms* Mara... Why
(I told you the key. Start with the opposite. It could be opposite like vowel - constant or it could be something else. Start with the opposite. And kill auto correct for 'BEN'...))
I said I forgive you.
I said that I would finish this.
But I never said I'd kill you.
Oscar:
No.
No.
No this is not how this was suppose to go.
What the hell is wrong with you Doctor.
☂Oh.☂
☂☂facepalm☂☂
☂What's wrong with her is that she's a grownup and you're still a child, sir.☂
*gives his sniper rifle to Edward*
I have to go now. Bye!
There's nothing wrong with me.
I just don't have time.
Or, frankly, the energy.
I'm tired, Oscar, and I know you're tired too.
So I forgive you.
That's it.
It's done.
I forgive you, Oscar.
don't DROP THAT THUN THUN THUN
Bye Dragona *Takes rifle and places it in coat*
Oscar:
Doctor,
I don't understand.
You can't forgive me.
You can't.
I can't forgive you.
No, just no.
Stop this.
STOP THIS!
You have been part of my life for 500 years I will NOT lose you!
Bye Dragona *waves*
*skates*
Leave my friends alone. They've done nothing.
I won't stop you from killing me.
*spreads arms wide*
Go ahead.
Do it.
See if I care.
But I still forgive you.
Doctor, you will not let him kill you. Oscar, if you kill her then you have to kill me as well.
Oscar: . . .
. . .
Oscar: . . .
. . .
Oscar: . . .
Oscar: I can't kill you.
I know.
Oscar: But I can't let you live, either.
I know.
Oscar: What happens now?
I don't know. Whatever happens, I don't intend to lose you either.
oofacepalmsoo
((I Ship it))
((Wbd..))
☂_☂
☂What happened to my umbrellas just then????☂
☂He's not going to kill her. That would be a stupid thing for a nemesis to do.☂
☂☂looks at the two☂☂
☂Although...☂
brb
Oscar: . . . I hope I never, ever, ever, ever, EVER see you again.
I know.
Oscar: I hope you die in a pit where you belong.
I know.
Oscar: I'll see you next Teusday?
Sure.
Oscar: I have an evil scheme . . .
That I won't foil. I'm not your nemesis anymore.
Oscar: . . .
. . .
Oscar: Then what will we do next Tuesday?
Anything at all.
Oscar: . . . I'll look forward to it.
So will I.
THE END.
(I'm sitting, stalking the blog and my breath is catching with this OTP... I ship it.)
*claps* Lovely!
Awh
AWH
☂And that was the single best ending in the entire universe.☂
(*bows dramatically* Thank you, thank you.)
gtg, bye
*waves*
Hello... I'm here too...
(I'm sorry, but I have to leave. Perfect timing, though!)
☂☂looks into distance☂☂
☂☂is thinking about something else☂☂
☂God, I'm an idiot...☂
☂Hiya, Mars! Sorry I didn't greet you earlier, I was thinking and failing.☂
Bye Ed, Anni.
Mara, I saw you?
☂Are you counting Y as a vowel?☂
☂☂HEAD FUCKING DESK☂☂
☂I meant headdesk.☂
☂I DID NOT MEAN MY HEAD IS FUCKING THE DESK.☂
*spins around in a circle*
Mara wanna ice skate?
☂Honestly, I always wanted to ice skate, but I was never allowed...☂
☂AAAAAAARRRRGH☂
It's quite fun. I never competed, but while I did take lessons...
Except falling.
Never fun
usually
Oh dear, I do hope Mara isn't upset again...
Sometimes I look at my life and wonder why in depressed. I have a whole heap more than I could have ever wanted/needed. I have three boats (dingy, wake boat and a jet ski) and a house boat. We have so many cars... I have way too many clothes but there's something wrong with me still.
I carry the weight of my family on my shoulder. I carry the weight of their burdens so they can live carefree. As with y friends. I was on unstable ground before I had to start carrying... Now I'm falling off a cliff. You guys are trying I grab me, keep me up but I can't.
I will hit rock bottom.
I hit it a few days ago.
My stupid bloody angel saved me, though.
If he can manage to save me from death, can't he save me from depression? Like, he's an angel. Angels are supposed to save people. They save me.
I've actually met him before. When I was walking home from the bus stop. His name, ironically is Diablo. His little brother, Ian, was murdered when they both were young. He's Irish, too. The day there was a massive car crash on the freeway, he told me not to go on that road. To stay off it at 7:12pm. I thought he was a lunatic and ran off.
And guess what?
There was a car crash on the freeway at 7:13pm. He's watching me. I can feel him. He can feel me. He knows how much pressure is on my shoulders. He isn't doing anything about it.
I know you guys often try and help me, Hell, mostly every week, but as much as I want the weight gone, I won't let people take it. I cling to it. "Whatever kills me makes me feel alive"...
Okay. Sorry, I needed that off my chest.
☂:(☂
☂☂gives Mara a bouquet☂☂
Yyhome
☂I'm trying to decode this letter by letter because I don't get the opposite thing....☂
☂It's okay, Deathy! You can always talk to us.☂
☂☂chews on pencil☂☂
Hmm... interesting theory, and- it really is admirable, Rose. To carry that weight, but if you do, and you don't let them deal with what they need to, then they'll never learn things for themselves, you know? They won't be able to take that journey.
Furthermore, material items don't equal happiness. My da thinks so. He's an idiot sometimes.
So yeah
☂Also, that's pretty freaky, but lucky!☂
☂Most of the reasons why people feel depressed is about a chemical thing happening in your body/brain...☂
☂☂runs away because I shouldn't be offering my opinion on something that I don't know about☂☂
☂Adra's right.☂
Adra is, isn't she
*nods*
Adra's wise
Well...interesting
☂☂pats Adra☂☂
☂Gtg, love you all!☂
Goodbye, Ember
*stops skating and stands on the ice*
Did a good deed for a fellow minion :)
Now I feel excellent.
Hello my weirdos :D
Hi Em!
Hi-
Sorry, I'm doing himework
*homework
No probs Ads.
S'up Zaf!
Okay. All better. *Hugs everyone*
Not much Em
*hugs* Glad you're feeling better now sweets.
So yeah I'm on Rhydian's christmas card list for like... life lol
Well that's cool Em. *hangs from tree*
Christmas Card list?
Yeah, do you know when you do something really nice for someone, the phrase is that you get put on their Christmas Card list...
That they always send you a Christmas Card every year.
Well I'm on Rhyds lol
Right. *launches self at Em* Heeey you're a dog technically ahem....I need to ask pn Alexis....Lorcan must have bit her on the lip her lip was bleeding when I saw her
Um... was he in wolf form when he bit her??
Uh...
okay? :D
No he didn't turn at all according to her.
THERE IS THIS FUCKING NOISE COMING FROM MY ELBOW OR ARM OR SOMETHING AND IDK WHAT THE FUCK IT IS SHOULD I BE SCARED
btw I'm gone so if you ignore me I probably won't care
Brb I gotta go eat dinner
From your elbow?
Uh
I just did something nice for him Adra. No biggie :)
Well then no Zaf, she won't turn. If he had been in wolf form then it would have been a different story.
*glances around* *skates more*
*Em stops and frowns. She starts to take in the question that Zaf asked her*
Wait... Did you just say Lorcan??
*does a little adorable flip and lands perfectly*
Crap....*breathes* Em, well you see....in the other dimension Lorcan is a lot older about 18? Anyhow we saved him from being hunted by werewolf hunters and Chase is one of them and Lorcan kinda doesn't know you as Deacon...I think...*bites lip* Well he's here dating Alexis and uh yeah he's a wolf.
[Contemplates...]
#ChaseForBook9
*Em stands with a dazed look on her face. She falters and leans up against a tree. Chase comes running up beside her*
Chase: Baby are you okay?? *he turns to Zaf* What the hell did you tell her?!
Heya Fabi!
Shoot. Moss
I imagine this is a bad time for me to suddenly appear, but either way, I am here.
#ChaseForBook9
Oh.
#ChaseForBook9
Hi Adra. It's okay, either name is fine...
Hi Em, Zaf.
#ChaseForBook9
*laughs*
*dead*
And Niccolo, sorry.
Oh, btw, happy hexaflexagon day, everyone!
#ChaseForBook9
NICCOLO!!!! *taklehugs*
I told her nothing
Yes! Happy day... Indeed...
,..
...
...
..
.
.
.
*falls on the ground*
Hahshaha Niccolò got first! *laughs* Oi! Niccolò check your email I sent you the drawing hell you're cute in her eyes
*Em stands up straight.*
It's okay Niccolo, no need to apologising.
Did you know Chase?
*Chase doesn't say anything, just looks at the floor*
Chase: Well like, I mean... I was here when they came back and... I tried to get them to take him back and just...
Hm... *considers* I'll dedicate this page to Aretha Tesla, for more reasons than I could possibly list or even articulate with words, but mainly because I greatly miss her presence here.
#ChaseForBook9
*lifts her head from the ground*
STOP
NO
*begins hyperventilating*
*curls up in a ball*
*bites lip hearing his words pain flashing in my eyes and I blink hiding my emotions* Hear hear Niccolò
Hello Moss, Adra, Emerald, Chase, Zafira.
#ChaseForBook9
*begins suffocating*
*passes out with a faint cough*
*sighs and looks away from Zafira* My apologies for last night. It was simply the only way to keep you alive. I hope you understand that I had no intention to... Lead you on, as they say, in any way, shape or form.
#ChaseForBook9
[Nods]
Yeah...
#ChaseForBook9
Ah... Adra, are you alright?
#ChaseForBook9
I realize Niccolò. As much as it pains me to say it, I realize. You're....different. You probably are incapable to love anyone but her. Maybe not. I swore to myself I had no shot in hell but damn Justaria of all, she is the one telling me I can do it. *laughs* You'd think she'd want me to fail.
I have to go, I'm sorry.
Well, actually, I don't, but...
Complicated.
Very complicated.
#ChaseForBook9
*walks into Blogland*
Hm.
Well, good bye, Fabienne, though I would prefer it if you did not leave.
*wakes up with a gasp and chokes*
*spits out blood* Eugh. *sends hugs to Moss*
*goes skating again*
*Em shoves Chase*
Get the fuck away from me...
Jayla: Fish! Aka Sharky! *laughs from the trees*
Wowah woah Chemerald no fighting
Chase: It's okay Zaf, she's a wolf. She can't control the anger...
Em I did what I thought was right because the Lorcan they brought back is not our son. Our son is asleep in his cot right now, dreaming away.
You didn't need to know about him.
While it is perhaps not my place to say so and I cannot claim any knowledge of your situation, I can tell you that problems are not often solved by anger or profanity.
#ChaseForBook9
((Okay, like I'm going to vent here any minute now. I promise it won't be long, but yeah. Heads up.
And I swear if any of you answer me I will find you))
*skates in small circles* *imagines doing a flip* *wonders if Trip knows how to skate*
hm...
*pretends to have a partner as she skates*
Ah, I understand. I'll leave you to it, then, I suppose.
#ChaseForBook9
I think I'll let her...calm. *backs away* Eep! JAYLA!!
Jayla: *pokes Niccolò* Hi creepy scholar!
*Em balls up her fists*
No, no one has to go or anything because of this fuckwad here!
How dare you think you can make a decision for me?
Where is he? Where is this other Lorcan?
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