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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 2801 – 3000 of 4965 Newer› Newest»*Agrees with Star* Yourself is the combination of who you are with everyone you know, who you are deep down, who you used to be, who you will be and who you could've been. I think. (Remember, it's 2:57 am, I'm feverish and starving. I could be talking complete nonsense :P)
☂No, my favourite ones so far are You're Going Down, that polka thing with the Basshunter remix, and Such Horrible Things.☂
☂I will listen to it now!!☂
*cuddles feverish Saph*
Oscar: *lands gracefully on his feet in the middle of Hyde Park*
*lands awkwardly on her face in the middle of Hyde Park*
Oscar: Ugh! Are you alright? I’m so sorry that happened . . . erm . . .
*pulls out moist towelette and wipes the mud of her face*
It’s alright, I’ll get it off . . .
*pushes him away*
It’s fine! It’s only a bit of mud. Haven’t you ever played in the dirt?
Oscar: No. That sounds awful.
Well, any self-respecting human being played in the dirt when they were a kid. I’m fine. And I’m a monster hunter, remember, I’ve been soaked in much worse than this.
Oscar: I’m glad I’m not a monster hunter.
What do you do again?
Oscar: I’m a full-time supervillain.
Of course, how could I forget?
I like Such Horrible Things :)
*cuddles Adra back, trying not to give her my possible fever* Love ya :)
Annika, your roleplays are awesome. :)
@Saph: Hormones and stuff change our sleep patterns. Our being teenagers, I think. That's why we're often awake late, I think. Warning - book-related rant ahead: In the Ashes trilogy, when an electromagnetic pulse rippled through the earth, all the old people lived, all the adults died, all the little kids lived, and all the teenagers turned into zombie things that ate human flesh - with a few exceptions (like, people with mental disorders or tumours in their brain reacted differently). And, there was this school trip, and all the kids turned into monsters except one, and then she started her period a bit later and turned into one. Her dad, who was looking after her, said she was still atypical teenager despite it all, always awake when he was asleep, and that's one of the clues for it being how your brain works that defined how you reacted.
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@Saph: It made sense. :)
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I'm sick as well, so- whatevs
☂I'm listening to it now, and it sounds awesome!!!!☂
Star; I keep meaning to read Ashes :) And I know it can be related to that stuff. But I'm not exactly normal :P
*Laughs at Prescar* So cute :'
What were we even trying to do when this whole ordeal started?
Oscar: *pulls out Sweeny Todd’s razor* I was looking for the razor that matches this one. The one currently in the hands of that Texan hit man.
Yes, yes I remember now. But what was I doing in Victorian London?
Oscar: Singing about hair tonic, apparently.
And you joined in?
Oscar: Yes, though it was a little embaressing to sing the part of Mrs. Lovett. I am, after all a man, not to mention the white stripe in my hair. Stupid stripe. I hate that stupid stripe.
I think it looks rather fetching.
Oscar: No self-respecting nemesis of mine would talk like that.
You’re right. It looks stupid.
Oscar: Thank you. That’s better. Shall we be on our way? Time warping is quite fun, and all that, but we do have a killer to catch.
How right you are. And catch him we shall!
Oscar: Where’s your van?
*whispers in horror*
In Victorian London.
Oscar: Well then, I suppose we’ll have to walk.
*they walk down the street*
Oscar: Since we seem to be at peace right now, do you mind telling me how you foiled my evil plot on ’82?
Well, it all began when you wore the corduroys. That's when I knew something was up . . .
THE END
☂☂sends Adra and Sapphy healing waves☂☂
Adra; Still? :(
Ember; Yay! :D
*claps* YAYYY THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
WHY DO I SHIP THEM SO MUCH
Ya mon
*Claps for Anni*
*basks in healing waves happily*
(Because there's something about a heroine and her nemesis that's just GREAT :) )
☂☂hugs Anni☂☂
☂I always thought of who you really were as what you do when nobody's watching, what you do when people ARE watching, what you do, what you think, and what you say, who you are in your best moments, and who you are in your worst moments.☂
☂That was too many ands. Sorry.☂
"Within us there is the capacity of being anyone or anything."
☂Somebody said that once...☂
It's beautiful Anni *sighs dreamily*
☂Oh yeah: And how you treat the people you love, the people who love you, the people who you hate, and the people who hate you.☂
(Well, that was my big role-play for today, which I think I'm going to call Doctor Precocious: The Demon Monster Hunter of Fleet Street. Tune in next time for a story about Doctor Precocious (obviously,) her magical sequinned tuxedo jacket, a duck that breathes fire, a toaster, a platter of cheese, and a sassy maid. It shall be entitled Doctor Precocious: The Suite Life at the Midnight Hotel!)
☂I GOT THE REFERENCE☂
☂☂faints☂☂
(The one for Sweeny Todd (which was the theme of that RP) or for the Suite Life?)
Good morning, afternoon, or evening.
☂The latter, because I'm pathetic XD☂
*Thinks of disappearing to do my homework, but really I don't think I'd be able to*
☂I always wanted watch the movie for Sweeny Todd...☂
☂Sir! Good to see you!☂
☂I'm doing my homework now. GIRLS CAN MULTITASK☂
☂☂nods☂☂
Hello Sir
(Hello, Sir! How are you today?)
Sir! *hugs*
Greetings, Ms. Adrasdos, Sapphire, July, and Annika.
I feel well enough, I suppose.
*begins to make a tiny snowman*
BABY SNOWMAN. :)
*starts making an igloo*
Sorry for distance, google hangout-ing.
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Ah, greetings, Ms. Inkbright.
Okay Star! *puts a little rock on for a nose and smiles* yay!
Mbd, editing blogs.
Okay Saph- *nods*
*hums an old fashioned tune*
(Well, all that story-telling has made me thoroughly tired, so I am going to go have a cup of tea and a poptart. Do not fear: I shall return in time, and when I do, I shall bring with me the next thrilling installment in the saga of Doctor Precocious!)
@Annika: Okay. :)
@Adra: Aw. :)
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Alright, Annika. *stands up, boots crunching* *smiles happily at her snowman*
*begins to make more, putting them everywhere*
☂☂makes snowballs and puts them in a pyramid☂☂
*gives everyone a tiny snowman*
*Accepts Adra's snowman with delight and places it on her windowsill* *Watches in melt*
Damn summer...
*it
☂☂smiles☂☂
☂puts snowman in the fridge so it won't melt☂
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH ATTACK OF THE SNOWMEN!!
Have you seen the DW episode where they come to life?
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Ahhhhhhh no *looks sad*
*touches a button on her phone and music blares from all around*
*classical music*
@Ember: :)
@Adra: *takes snowman* *Screams* *buries it with the bananas and purple carrots and Blogland awards*
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@Saph: Aw. :(
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Star; XD
Star; XD
Aha
My snowman
His death pains my soul
Hello.
Hi Dragona! :(
I have done NOTHING today. I mean, I've done homework and . . . that's it. But I haven't done all that much homework. I've just wasted time doing nothing. :O
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I just finished a huge bib card PowerPoint... 29 slides. And I began yesterday >.<
Hi Dragona! *hugs*
Star; I know the feeling. I meant to do all my homework tonight and I haven't done any :L
I'm disappearing now to try to sleep (somehow, I doubt it will happen). Bye! *blows kisses and makes Adra a new snowman*
Yayyyy thank you! *bows*
LOOK WHAT MY FRIEND SHOWED ME TO DO:
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OOOOOOOOOOH PRETTY THINGS.
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Fours, Saph! :(
@Dragona: Probably.
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Erm. Indeed, Ms. Inkbright. Quite pretty.
I'm sat listening to the Mass Effect soundtrack on my phone. It's surprisingly good, for a video game theme. The songs are very catchy and very dramatic.
Hmm...
*makes a snow angel*
*pauses*
SIR, COME MAKE A SNOWFISH
@Adra: *laughs* XD
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Erm, Ms. Adrasdos, I would rather not.
*looks disappointed* It'd look cool though
I sincerely doubt it would look especially "cool", considering the fact that sharks are so streamlined.
Yeah. It'd look like an hour glass.
Please? I wanna see what shape you have!!
I like elephants.
Wise words, Willow
Aren't they just. :)
Indeed
So, how have you been?
Alright- new school and all. Ton of work. You?
Ah, greetings Willow.
Ms. Adrasdos, I must refrain from doing as you ask.
But why? *frowns* How am I supposed to hang out with you, when all you do is sit around?
Rather, stand
Same old Same old, I guess. I'm in second year now, though. Loads of fights.
Hiya, Sir.
Ah, those were the days..
I should go finish a fight with my fucked up group of friends. Yay.
Bye :)
Hey! How are you amazing people?
Bye- *wave*
Hi Rhydian- it's kinda just you and me. Sir isn't really here...
I'm here.
Greetings, Rhydian.
Ms. Adrasdos, I do not understand.
Neither of us are, in fact, hanging in any way, shape, or form.
Oh right. Well hello Adra! How are you?
Hi Dragona! How are you?
Greetings Sir! How are you this fine day?
And Dragona.
But he's mostly quiet. *nod*
Sir, I mean have fun. Enjoy one another's company.but I can't because you stand around a lot instead of going on adventures and things.
I'm fine thank you Rhydian, how are you?
*sniffs* The snow made me sick... *sneezes*
Ya. You?
Greetings, Dragona.
Ms. Adrasdos, I am perfectly amicable to going on an adventure, however, I can hardly produce one out of nowhere. Unless you count swimming in hot magma an adventure, it is quite up to you or the circumstances to produce an adventure.
I'm good Dragona!
I'm grand Adra!
But I am dreading school tomorrow. Cba with it all
Adventure- yeah, they're cool and things, but even just being silly. *holds up a confetti gun* you aren't silly.
I REMEMBER A TIME THAT YOU BIT OFF MY ARM. It when you became my personal balloon
Ah, I feel well, Rhydian.
Aye, Rhyd. I don't want to go
Just loads of coursework to do. And I have an essay to write. I wish a had a reflection like Valkyrie Cain's. :(
I wish I had more time to do the work.
Ms. Adrasdos, do you WISH for me to bite your arm off? I quite doubt that you do.
...no
I'm just saying you're more strait laced now than you were. And that you do Know how to be random, much as you say you do not, or act
Umm...what's going on?
Brb. Trying to change my profile pic
Okay Rhydian
And I am moving towards having a snowball fight
But getting Sir to make a snow fish first
Brb.
Well naturally I have become more traditionally set, Ms. Adrasdos. The course of aging, sadly, does that.
In what, a year?
I think you should get in touch with your inner minnow
Sharks age faster than people, Ms. Adrasdos. And I would quite rather leave my inner minnow out of this.
But, since you continually insist, I suppose I must acquiesce to your request, merely so that you may cease your insisting.
My profile pic refuses to change. I'll have to do it later.
*jumps up* YAY! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!* jumps up happily*
Okay, Rhyd!!
*lays down, and proceeds to create the outline of a shark in the snow*
There, are you satisfied?
*laughs* Yay! It's juuuust like you!
Snowing?
Erm, I would not say that.
*The outline begins to shift, and swims through the snow towards Adrasdos's snow angel*
*giggles* This.
And it's snowing, Rhydian
Is it? Wtf? (To you maybe. To me it's just dull and cloudy)
I mean in Blogland, Rhydian
Honestly, I must admit to not being a fan of snow.
*Adrasdos's snow angel starts, and begins to swim away, but the shark outline chases it down*
*watches the outlines from above* AHHH RUN!
Anyway. *hugs Sir* It wasn't so bad, was it?
Oh right. Yay!!!! *throws snowballs at everyone* Snow brings the worst of me lol *throws more snowballs* YAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!!
(Ember, are you still here???)
*appears*
Honestly, it was not bad, but the fact that you practically forced me to do so is slightly vexing.
Still, I hardly blame you, for you are indeed who you are.
*shakes snow off a branch onto Rhydian's head*
*The snow shark finally reaches Adrasdos's snow angel, and takes a large bite out of its leg*
Hm.
*mouth flattens*
Fine.
HAHAHAHA! SO COLD! BUT I DONT GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! *HUGS ADRA*
Hullo Mithria!
Yo Zaffy!
*looks at the oulines*
*glances at her leg where there is the faint scar from earlier this season*
Honestly, Ms. Adrasdos, I told you, I bear you no ill will, and do not blame you. Mostly, I am vexed at myself.
Brb. Getting something to ease my sore throat
*doesn't say anything but looks at outline -angel-her*
Erm, I can simply remove the outlines, if you wish...?
Back. Sweet. They always work when you have a sore throat.
Hi *sighs* Kill me fucking kill me I mean I dont want to go to this fucking kids house I said I dont and I get forced! Why do I wanna waste my Sunday afternoon? I don't I have a fucking life I wanna do what I wanna do not what some agrivating parent wants EVERY week she calls I mean I am not spending the part of my week I enjoy miserable because I don't I'm not sitting at this kids house to watch a movie I mean I'm bored doing that now I get to sit there miserable?! I'm gonna kill someone
*pokes where her scar is*
No, It's cool
Ms. Zafira, duty is as heavy as a mountain, and death as light as a feather.
Ms. Adrasdos, are you sure? It would be rather easy...
*The shark begins chewing its way up the angel's body*
(Gaah. Ember's gone, right? I missed her again...)
Sorry Mith, m'afraid so,
No, don't. It's fine, Sir.
Yes, sadly, Ember left.
Well, Ms. Adrasdos, if you are completely sure, I shall not.
I can always just make another..
Yup, sorry Mith. :(
*sighs* I still feel ignored. I still feel I should leave because someone here is making me feel hated.
Gtg now :( Bye!
*falls from the tree* *walks a distance and makes another snow angel* *lays there and looks at the sky*
Ms. Zafira, I already gave you my view upon your situation. I fear there is little that I can do, now.
*The shark finishes off the last of the angel, and disappears, flicking its tail contentedly*
Bye Rhydian-
I know Sir. I'm too afraid to say how I feel because if I do I'll only get shit from everyone because I spoke up against someone because they're bullying me, realistically it's bullying. I'm not stupid.
Well, Ms. Zafira, you never truly know. Perhaps if you organize your thoughts and feelings in a logical fashion, they would be more neutral, and/or receptive.
But I am no expert in how humans interact, and thus you should take my advice with a large bag of salt.
After omfg that was a very intense chapter
Idk if I ship Hessa or Zessa
Bc Tessa and Harry are like fighting but rough love I guess idfk
And then Tessa and Zayn are like aw and cute
But I actually haTE JACE SO MUCH NEGHHHHH
*sips some tea* *makes another snow angel*
Greetings, Ms. Maralie.
Helloooo....
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Wait...
What did you just read Mara
What kind
What
Hi Moss
Ah, greetings Ms. Fabienne.
Noooo no no no
Stick to the stuff you knooooowwww
Stick to the status quo
*dances in a little square*
Ms. Adrasdos... What on earth are you doing?
I am dancing.
You know what this'll be my opinion. Adra, you need to grow up. You haven't. You really have not. I have never in all my life met someone who shuns another over such a petty argument. You know it's effecting me and anyone who interacts with me now. How do you think people will feel? Now because you won't grow up and put your big girl shoes on and stop ignoring me, nobody can do a plot with everyone because now is it worth it to make you interact with me? No. This is child's play you need to stop acting like a little kid and grow up. You won't solve a problem by ignoring it, karama will get you. The only way to solve this problem is to talk it out and I have made several attempts, you ignore them. Look, last night Croatoan was on you had oppurtunity to talk to me and him but you choose not to because I was there. Notice he didn't even go to your home because he knew you shunned me. Now we could have done something but your shunning me prevented that. You see, it's taking the fun out of here. So I ask, let us grow up and act like an adult and talk. It's all I ask, you may not like me but this ignoring isn't the right answer. You can't ignore people. It hurts and you say it to me, yet you do the samething. If you want to talk this out then email me because I wish to stop hurting people because of an argument.
Zaf, I'm not a child. I need space for a little bit, that is all. I'm not exactly happy with you and I don't want to engage in conversation in the event we fight. I don't want that, so I won't engage. I don't have to talk to you, so I try not to. I need time away because you hurt me. Please, try to understand that.
And the thing is, I tried to talk it out yesterday, but you began insulting me. No matter what I say, it becomes an argument, and I don't want to forgive you. I may down the road, but not now. You don't just forgive someone who has hurt you so much only a day later. Then they aren't forgiven and it's pointless.
Adra it isn't helping. I feel hated I can't take it I get enough in school I don't need it here. You doing this is hurting me, its making you happy, hurting me. I want to do something but because of this nobody will. Face it would you? I know I wouldn't. So we sit here because you choose this. You're hurting me for your gain. I cried I still am. I feel I don't belong because you don't want me that's the message you've sent. And I hope you realize how miserable I am.
There is no such thing as a painless lesson. You have insulted and degraded me, and many others. I don't want to associate myself with you right now, and it isn't gleeful for me, but it's a relief to not be constantly bothered.
And if you were having problems with school then you shouldn't have been so mean to people. That has consequences.
Right. Typing this out is ridiculous, we should skype this.
Oh
In a sec though I'm calling my da
Yeah well driving me out? That's not fair. You're hitting everyone not me. You think it's fair? I may kill myself tonight because this. You know I will. Actually I will because it ends my suffering.
What, no you're only saying that because you want to hurt me back and make me feel guilty. But we're going to skype this because my typing is really slow
If you don't mind the prospect of cursing in the backround fine. But I ought to give that warning now as it is totally possible
Oh god not again... -.-
No Dragona it's over
Oh, good. That's fine, then.
Yeah. I'm making snow angels :,D
Snow angels are pretty awesome.
Unless they're eaten by sharks D:
. . . I don't think Zaf'll kill herself.
So I'm trying not to get upset over it.
But then I feel kind of guilty, because you should always take this sort of thing seriously no matter the situation.
. . .
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No she won't Star. -_-
I don't think she will, either.
Star, btw, if you have time there's yet ANOTHER part of my ME story. Sorry for having more than one in a day lol. I just finished it. ^^
I wonder...
You wonder what?
@Dragona: I need to do something that I've been informed about really last minute-ly, so I can't read it now, sorry. :(
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Who commented 0.o
Hello?
Sorry I poofed before...
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I didn't comment.
And Star, np. ^^
Hello Moss
Hey Fabi! How are you?
Hey Moss.
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Hi Adra, Dragona, Star. :-)
I'm okay. Still worried, but other than that [shrugs]
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"We walked quite a way without needing to stop, which was because we weren’t feeling bad, so we weren’t feeling bad, so I wasn’t feeling bad, so that was good."
*facepalm* I'm so good at writing this. :P
@Fabi: Aw. :( Don't worry. Worry leads to stress, which leads to frustration, which leads to anger, which leads to hate, which leads to the dark side, and I am being serious. :)
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[Laughs]
It's hard not to worry when they say Thursday, and it's Sunday and she's still there, no new news. But thanks.
Oh...um... Would anyone like to take the ded?
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Star, that was inspirational. xD
*claps for Star* :Ddd
Hello, anybody who's here!
So, I was brainstorming and I came up with a new and interesting story idea, and I wanted to wait till tomorrow but I kinda want to do it now. Would anyone be upset if I did two RPs in one day?
Not at all. Your roleplays are really fun to read. :-)
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Fair enough.
*taps microphone*
*prepares intense barker speil*
LAAAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMENNNNNNN!
Allow me to present to you the next unexpected installment in a Series of Fortunate Events! Prepare yourself to me shock and appalled, for today our story centers not upon the plucky young heroine we have come to love, but upon the OCD villain we have also come to love! Ladies and gentlemen, presenting . . .
Oscar Neurotic: The Arrival of the ADHD Supervillain!
Is this an RP on here or is it something else?
----The sun is warm and glowing, the streetlamps are lit, and Doctor Precocious strolls down a quiet street in the suburbs, not a care in the world.----
Ah, here I am, strolling through the suburbs, not a care in the world! Nothing could possible go wrong today. Not when I’ve got my sequinned tuxedo jacket on!
Crazy Frenchman: Oh ho! Ho ho ho ho ho HO!
Ahh! What the heck!? What are you doing in the suburbs!? And why are you riding a giant robotic spider!?
CF: Because it is I, Crazy Frenchman, Elemental extroridaire and soon to be ruler of the entire earth!
You want to rule the world?
CF: I do indeed! And nobody is going to stop me, not even you, you puny mortal!
Well, that’s where you’re wrong, for I am an Energy-Thrower, and I will NOT let you take over the world!
CF: . . .
. . .
CF: Does that mean you intend to thwart me evil plan?
Yes!
CF: So . . . does that make you . . . my arch-nemesis?
I suppose so.
CF: Fantastique! Oh ho ho ho ho HO!
----Miles away, watching from behind the monitor of the twenty-four hour surveilance monitors waching Precocious for any suspicious behavior, a supervillain named Oscar Neurotic sits back in his swivel chair, shock plainly visible in his face.
This is his story.----
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