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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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Hey there muthafuckers ;)
Sorry I'm watching a GTA playthrough on youtube and their use of the english language becomes very addicting.
Mara did u do the sex
WHAT ADRA I'M 13
Yeah
I know kids these days
Adra I haven't even kissed a boy yet
Mara I was joking 0.o
And I kissed a boy
Preschool, y'all
Okay
Good
Mara I don't think you would do that you aren't an idiot
Well I'm not liked by any boy anyway so it would be impossible
I'm not liked by anyone, so...
YAYYYYHHYYY *highfives*
Well
My cat seems to love ne
My Harry cutout is terrifying jfc
So is my David Tennant...
He isnt smiling
But it's sooooooo hot
I think it moved
I think he tried to sonic me
That sounds sexual
*holds out a s'more to Mera*
Omfg Adra ew
Um
This sounds stupid but what is a smore exactly? Or s'more whichever
omg....
THERE'S A BIG PTERODACTYL IN THE SKY...!
#ChaseForBook9
IT IS A
GRAHAM CRACKER
MARSHMALLOW
CHOCOLATE
GRAHAM CRACKER
MARA
I FORGOT YOU DON'T HAVE GRAHAM CRACKERS
OKAY
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/S'more
Mara, they're roasted marshmallow and chocolate sandwiched in graham crackers. They're yummy!
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*sobs* So... Beautiful
Oh... Kay... *laughs*
Graham crackers? Ummmmmm
I've always wanted to try a Twinkie though.
I like marshmallows :D No graham crackers in New Zealand though :(
Just out of interest, how many people here can point out NZ on a map?
Wbd, making an itinery. For a person who prefers not to fight, I have a really weird amount of weapons.
No
Don't
Those things are trans-fat BOMBS
and they taste like shit
The reason people make jokes that they never spoil is because they're so processed. I doubt there's anything real in there anymore
Just don't 0.0
I CANNN
ITS NEAR AUSTRALIAAAA
YAYZ *hugs Adra*
Ikik I'm proud :,)
I know people who, when asked to point to England on a map, point to Norway.
...
How
I had to explain to her that the UK was an island XD
Gtg, sorry
Bye Saph!
Yeah no twinkees are awful
i am here
i guess it'll be silent still i should have known....tonight will be a long damn night
Sorry for poofing, Dad turned off the power to do something to the lights in my room.
He reinstalled the light switch upside-down...
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now that is slightly weird
It's electric-y stuff. [Shrugs]
He's fixing it now... I think... Msd.
#ChaseForBook9
JEKYLL
I need to know
the nature of the demons that possess
man's soul!
I need to know
why man's content to let them make him less
than whole.
Why does he revel in murder and madness?
What is it makes him be less than he should?
Why is he doomed not to reach his potential?
His soul is black
when he turns his back
upon good.
I need to find
a way to get inside the tortured mind of man.
I need to try
to separate the good and evil - if I can.
One thing is certain - the evil is stronger.
Good fights a hopeless and desperate fight.
I must find ways of adjusting the balance
to bring him back from the empty black
edge of night!
I need to go
where no man has ventured before
to search for the key to the door
that will end all this tragic and senseless decay!
But how to go?
I need to know!
I need to learn
the secrets of the mind that we cannot discern.
I need to learn
the things that make men pass the point of no return.
Why does a wise man take leave of his senses?
Where is that fine line where sanity melts?
When does intelligence give way to madness?
A moment comes
when a man becomes
something else ...
I need to know
why man plays this strange double game!
His hand always close to the flame!
It's a deal with the devil he cannot disclaim!
But what's his aim?
I need to know!
Dear God, guide me!
Show me how to succeed!
With your wisdom inside me,
Henry Jekyll will follow wherever you lead!
I need to see
the truth other men cannot see
to be things that others can't be!
Give me courage to go
where no angel will go!
And I will go!
I need to know!
i now must go home...be back in roughly 2 hours
Goodbye, Zaf.
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Ugh. Shakespeare has NO INFO.
He was born in Stratford upon Avon
He married Anne Hathaway
He had Susanna, Hamnet, Judith
He wrote plays (controversy)
HE died on April 23. 1616 on his birthday
THATS IT
That's wrong, sorry. [deletes] His father was a bailiff.
His brother Edmond was also an actor...
He was 18 when he married, his wife was 26.
He had two other brothers, and four sisters, three of whom died young and two of whom were named Joan.
His daughters both married and had children, but no grandchildren.
These should be right...
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And the fact that he supposedly didn't write anything
Or own books
Maybe not even go to school
His father was fairly well-off. It's really unlikely that he didn't have an education of some kind.
They didn't have Facebook profiles in those days, though, and I'm not sure how much they actually bothered to keep records of things.
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...although that would have been extremely helpful
Yeah...
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*throws a snowball at her*
[Yelps]
IT'S A FLYING PIECE OF, LIKE, SNOW. O.O
WHOA.
[Throws a chocolate-covered lump of something or other (probably a salty grape) at Adra]
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*ahhhhhhhh *writhes* AGHSJSHSB
*showers her in frozen wayer* HA- HA
Sorry, Dad's still fiddling around with all things electrical. :-/
I should probably just go...
Light switch is right-side-up again, though. :-)
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Good evening, morning, or afternoon.
Okay, Moss *hugs
Hi Sir *hugs*
...Sir?
Greetings, Ms. Adrasdos.
Hm....
Hm?
I am merely thinking about something...
Well, I suppose I ought to give the topic a rest, for now.
How are you?
If you feel so... But you don't have to keep it at bay if you really feel you ought to say it? I'm not sure what I mean
Eh, I'm not sure. Yourself?
Worry not, Ms. Adrasdos, this topic need not concern you.
I suppose I feel well.
Ah- I just meant... You know, a rant or- okay Nevermind.
And that's good, I suppose.
Whatcha up to?
*chuckle*
Ms. Adrasdos, I can hardly picture myself "ranting".
Now, to be perfectly honest, I am not really doing anything.
Eh, everyone finds something to rant about. *shrugs*
Wanna find something to do?
I suppose so.
Anything in mind, or shall I find something? I'm cool with anything, I just figured you would be particular
Really, there is not much to do. There have been a few Leperchaun sightings recently in this area, but that really is about it.
Leprechaun?!?
Do not be silly, Ms. Adrasdos. Obviously leprechauns aren't real, but leperchauns certainly are.
What...
*facepalms* okay, then tell me the difference
Now, Adrasdos, listen carefully.
LepERchaun.
I'm gonna slap you
I HEARD
WHAT DOES THE CHANGE OF THOSE TWO LETTERS DO
Adrasdos. Leper. Chaun.
A being of the foulest order, which spreads disease and death with a smile on its face, and a cheery accent.
SO THEN WHAT DO WE DO
Erm, nothing much, to be entirely honest. They are only sightings, if there truly was one, I suspect there would be a much higher amount of deaths in the area.
*double facepalms*
We could go look
Perhaps. Still, if there truly was a leperchaun in the area, we would only have to follow the trail of bodies. One of which I do not see.
...
That what just happened
*then
Sorry
... But... Nothing just happened, Ms. Adrasdos. We spoke.
About...
Something we can't.... Solve
Because the problem most likely does not exist, it is merely reported.
....
What
Ms. Adrasdos, I told you this multiple times.
Well Mr. Sir Rein, then what now do we do now
I honestly do not know, Ms. Adrasdos. There are a multitude of POSSIBLE things, but I can hardly pursue every option.
...
Um
*squishes a snowball on his forehead*
...
That was EXTREMELY rude, Ms. Adrasdos.
It's something to do
And it's water. Albeit frozen, but water
Well, would you simply throw water at my face? It is rude, no matter what state of matter the material is in.
I have no regrets. *stands proudly*
... Very well, I suppose you do not. I shall hardly run some sort of Inquisition against you.
....*slowly readies another*
.... Right. I would honestly rather avoid another one of those incidents, if you do not mind.
*walks into a different dimension*
*Rolls eyes* Hello again.
*stops* Oh...
I'm alone again.
*sits in the snow*
*coughs up a lung*
Ay Saph
Greetings, Ms. Sapphire!
'Sup Adra :)
It's a pleasure to see you, Sir :D *hugs*
*coughs again into a handkerchief* *shudders* *cough*
Hola
Greetings, Ms. Zafira.
*peers into the other dimension*
Ms. Adrasdos... Do you fare well?
*Randomly falls out of the sky and lands painfully* Owwwwww.
*Slowly gets to her feet and wraps her coat around Adra* Come on, silly mother ;) Why are you sitting in the snow when you're already so sick?!
Salut, Zaf
*glares at him*
You left *sneezes like an elephant*
Certainly, but that is hardly means that you suddenly have to become sickened. Come, let us proceed to somewhere more temperate.
*Gives a worried sigh and manipulates the air, trudging home through the snow with Adra hovering in front of her*
I haven't suddenly, it's been off and on.
*curls in the coat* Thanks babe
Wait-
*shifts to kitty and sits by Saph* *looks at Sharky like he's food*
Cat, do not presume to look at me in such a way. I shall tolerate no moves to eat me.
*struggles* LET ME DOWN *cough* LET ME DOWN, WOMAN
*walks up to Sharky and bites purring*
*muffled curses* *breaks away and falls* *runs back* HELPPO
...
Right.
*walks once more into a different dimension*
I take my leave.
Awh. *waves from thirty feet away* Bye...
*dashes back to Sapphy*
*shifts back into human* Sharky do you think shark tastes good? Nah. It don't.
Do Americans have fish and chips? The fish is actually shark. I refuse to eat anything that comes from the ocean. I find all marine edibles have a disgusting tastes.
*carefully gives Saph her coat back*
*hides back in her lab*
*lies on a couch and curls up*
Uhm I don't think we do Rose. I never had it I mean we may but like it isn't common
OH NO IT'S A GEORGE.
#ChaseForBook9
Yeah, we do, actually. Leastways we do in Seattle, I don't know of anything closer, but there's seriously a lot there. And in Port Angeles.
Depends on where you look, I guess.
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Yeah nowhere by me does I mean I never had fish and chips...*shakes head* I'm having an epiphany but I'm too afraid to say what I felt
*quietly emerges from the shadows* Hello, everyone.
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*jumps* Niccolò!!!! Hi!
MOSSSSSS
*gets to her feet and stumbles over her blanket and falls* *coughs violently*
Oh gods I was gonna be cool
ADRAAAA
Hello Croatoan.
@Zaf Seattle is a coastal town, so it makes sense that there would be fish and chips there, but not so much in Pennsylvania. I haven't had them in quite a long time, though.
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Fabi yeah true xD we are far from coastal I dont see them in Seaside Heights....
*slowly pushes herself back up to her blankets* alright.. I think that is enough movement...
I may or may not suddenly fall asleep.
*clears her throat* *wipes off a bit of blood from her lip* *murmurs about water*
*city
I think towns are smaller than cities.
I AM HALF ASLEEP. D:
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Hello Moss, Zafira.
Adra, are you alright?
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I'm wide awake xD
*grins wide and looks up at Niccolò* Guess what? *doesnt wait and shifts into a tabby cat and rubs against his leg purring for a moment and backs away shifting human* Epic?
[Shrugs]
Okay, Adra.. ((Where are you in the roleplay, and is there anyway I can help?))
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I am as well, Moss... *yawns* *curls tighter up in her blankets with a shiver*
((I is at my home.0.o if you wanna come over for a hot beverage and a fireplace not snowing environment
Because it's snowing))
That is rather impressive, Zafira.
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*smiles•* Thank you. I decided that if Justaria is allowing me to mimick what I have seen, why not embrace it? I mean I can only shift into a cat but I do understand why you like sleeping as a cat. So, how are you?
*yawns again, coughs into her not red handkerchief, tossing it away and closing her eyes*
*waita for sleep rather anxiously*
*waits
ظ
**now
((I'd noticed the snow. Hm.... [Shifts through plans] [Decides that now is not the time to reactivate evil plots] Okay...)(
#ChaseForBook9
My taking the form of a cat before I sleep on occasion is more due to the fact that it allows me to fit rather comfortably on Aretha's couch. In addition, she happens to be quite partial to cats. Presently, I am well, albeit a bit tired. How are you?
((I do not mind the snow, although I will likely accept your offer in any case merely as a means to speak with you. Thank you, Adra.))
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((Ya))
*flips over under the mountain of blankets*
Mmmph
I'm....fending. I'm not grand but I'm here now and I guess that's all that matters. *looks at the snow* Ah Alexis made a snowman *smirks* Have you ever gone sledding Niccolò? I swear you are going sledding if you haven't. *grins* Zaffy style.
[Fidgets]
I might just go...
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*drifts off*
((Well okay night Adra and adios Fabi I am still here))
Okay if nobody is on in 10min I'll go...
Although it was some time ago, I have, in fact, been sledding.
I hope I've not made you uncomfortable, Moss.
((Goodnight, Adra.))
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Good I'd hate you to miss something fun *looks around* Well okay we appear to be given alone time Niccolò *laughs* You want to come into the treehouse?
If you'd like me to. Although I'll be likely to take my leave of this place soon.
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*touches his hand and shadow-walks us into the treehouse* There you always teleport me so I used my version of teleportation. You may stay here tonight it'll just be me and Liv but you know Olivia..she's happy. *sits down on couch* So what have you been up to the past few days?
hello...?))
((Buenos dias Snow))
(( hey zaffy. whats going on around here?))
((Not much Niccolò and I are in my treehouse everyone else left))
((kay. might try to do some shiz with lea... IDK))
((You can though if you want I'll try to stay awake))
(( *shrugs* i really dont know. i'm distant now, so if you go i'll just sit here like a crazy chic talking tomyself. IDC. i'll just be random. because thats what i do. :D ))
* to myself
((I'll try Snow it's almost 12:30am but I'll try!))
((god... you know whats really disconcerting? bitting into a scone and having it taste like rain. how does that even work??))
((The rain shall haunt your dreams Snow! Ironically its raining here irl))
((XD it's about to rain here too))
((Msd yeah I'm losing focus :/))
((kay. leave if you must))
((Rain rain go away come again another day. Dadykins is strange! Go dad go! *dies*))
There was a large fire-truck sort of thing, brightly painted with the words "Cut-N-Shoot Tourist Trap." It was rather odd-looking. Fabi accelerated slightly, glancing in her rear-view mirror. The van behind her had yet to round the corner. There weren't really any roads to turn down, unless she wanted to trust that one of the driveways or small neighborhood streets was not a dead end. Amulet transport was out of the question. She couldn't go back to Blogland or the library. Both were places she'd been known to visit. Both were places the Sanctuary could find her easily.
It was rather ironic that she was running from them; most of her friends worked for them in some way or other. Friends... It'd be really nice if she had friends right now, but it was hard to know who in Blogland would stand by her, and who would go to the law. When she had enough evidence, she could deal with the law herself, calmly and efficiently, reasonably and in a way that would keep her on the good side of the law, but until then, she was on her own. Sort of.
Her phone rang and she picked it up, holding it to her ear as she drove. She was pretty sure that wasn't illegal in Texas.
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(( XD ))
((Derek why did you kill off a family on your first day of tweeting? *laughs*
((O.o nice Fabi))
(( whu? ))
(I quotes Derek's first tweet and another one he killed an entire family off on Twitter he tweeted in the pov of a girl it was priceless))
*falls asleep on couch* (( Zaffy give up night Snow Fabi and Niccolò :)
(( okay... ))
Oh firvhe hell f it
(( NIGHT ZAFFY!! ))
Uni?
(( no first okay night night Snowy))
((No stealing Coco! I wanna cuddle with him! And if Coco reads this relax no I won't seriously I know you well enoough not to try)6
((first? really? kay... wbd, while i write a ded ))
((Thanks. I'm not really sure where I'm going with this... I mean, I know what's already happened, which is most of the plot, but I don't know where it's going future-wise or how it will get there. At any rate, those of you with the Sanctuary might see Fabi come up as a wanted criminal in any notes/papers and such, but she won't be, like, everywhere like someone world-threatening, so idk.))
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(( night zaffy!! *grins evilly* i shall steal coco... not XD))
((Night, Zaf!))
((I should probably write an official report on myself! XD))
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((Fabi I can note something tomorrow I'll do papers and see it k? *mumbles something about rain*))
((hums...))
now i dont know what to ded to...))
((Okay, Zaf. Thanks for incorporating my plotline and such [hugs] ))
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(( god my parents are annoying. i'm trying to watch youtube vids and they're putting on shows they've recorded that i wan to watch...))
((Think about what's inspired you lately and dedicate to that?))
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hmm... ))
Habeo et boe sagittam. Ego vos ... iaciam maybe XD))
((I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! XD))
((Shall we drop the parentheses?))
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(( i dedicate this page to...
friends staying faithful through thick and thin.
mainly because mine haven't been lately.
i guess thats all....))
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