Monday, September 9, 2013

Let ME Eat Cake!

When I meet people, I no longer say "Hi, I'm Derek Landy, pleased to meet you." Now I say "Hi, I'm number one bestselling author Derek Landy. Worship me." And it's because of YOU that I can say this, because once again you have blasted a Skulduggery Pleasant book to the top of the book charts.

You guys rock.

Today is my first free day in... days. Which doesn't sound like a big deal, but it is! Today I bought groceries! GROCERIES! Oooooh! 

I've had a few days of highly successful signings, and when I say highly successful, I mean they went on for WAY longer than expected. That kinda drains when they come one after another, but I manage to keep my energy up by soaking up the pain and anguish LSODM has caused you. So it's all good.

Now, fair enough, these three don't look PARTICULARLY traumatised, but I assure you they were crying on the inside.


And this Minion had to put her pain down on canvas in order to deal!


And this one gave me cake! CAKE!



And now that I have a few days off before the Manchester and Liverpool signings this Saturday, what am I going to do?

That's right, I'm going to plot out Book Nine, and discover new ways to ruin your happiness. 

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

NOBODY IS LISTENING...

Jophiel said...

I've already commented... Therefore, I listened.

Jophiel said...

*))

Duck said...

I SAW YOUR BLOG! I COMMENTED ON YOUR BLOG! I SHALL BECOME PART OF YOUR BLOG!!!

Noelle said...

((Hmm... If Mars has indeed disappears I'll just appear back in Blogland and when she comes back reappear here I guess))

Jophiel said...

(Me too... Or I'll be asleep...))

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Sorry brb D:

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

((Ah.))
((Trip, yo- you still here?))

Jophiel said...

(Sorry... Msd... Falling asleep...))

Jophiel said...

Definitely not falling asleep anymore!! Eh... Stupid dishwasher... Scared the day lights outta me!!))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Brave....

Jophiel said...

*No back in Blogland momentarily*

Hi Zaffy! *Waves*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hey! Just woke up

Ulcabhán Brave said...

yes zaf!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

((*appears*
I'm back))

Jophiel said...

I'm about to do the exact opposite... Maybe... Nope! Something just scared the Hell outta me!! I'm not sleeping for quite some time now!!

Ulcabhán Brave said...

wait it's bad news isn't it.....

Noelle said...

Ah okay... I guess I'm in Blogland now...

*waves*

Jophiel said...

*Nods* I'd make the best Texan hitman... Sociopathic and psychopathic hitman without eyes and plays with a straight razor. I could do that!

Jophiel said...

(I'm warning you all now... I'm getting rather... Not lucid.... I get funny when I'm like this!!))

Ulcabhán Brave said...

ok guys this is the way to blogland


you have to follow the River Ebay Through the Amazon Rainforest of merchendise, overpower the lethal twitter birds, go through the deserted village of bebo until you find the book of face, read a spell from this book and it teleports you into blogland

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*Brianna, Tiff, Megan and Mari start to massage the girls*

Brianna: So, how're you all doing?

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

I think I prefer my way. *Points to the bookmark on iPod* I find pressing that is easier... But your way sounds awesome!!

Noelle said...

I'd make a good southern hitwoman... BECAUSE I'M FROM THE SOUTH :3

Jophiel said...

*Back with Mara*

I'm fine! I'm always fine! *Smiles* And yourselves?

Ulcabhán Brave said...

I forgot about the part where you have to get past the master of tickets.....

Jophiel said...

I'm from the South too... South of Austraila!!))

Noelle said...

*groans* I've lived now.

@Brianna: Stressed, per usual

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*has stopped being a beached whale*

I'm good, thankies!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Brianna: That's good, Death! I'm good, thank you!

Tiff: I'm pretty well, thank you.

Megan and Mari: Good, thanks.

Brianna: Well, hopefully the massage will help with that, Adra. *laughs*

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

Msd

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: BRAVE!!! *takleshugs him*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Brianna: That's good, Zaiya!

Mara: *sighs* I'm good, myself.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Yeah. *nods, falling silent*

Ulcabhán Brave said...

*Is tackle huged* Thanks for being an awesome best Friend Alexis.



I DON'T CARE IF I AMN'T YOUR BEST FRIEND BUT I AM YOURS.

*Phone rings*

wait a sec guys


*Picks up and walks away*




Ulcabhán Brave said...

i mean you are my best friend btw...

Jophiel said...

Okay, I'm half asleep... I think I may have to leave..

Cheers!))

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hums* Thanks for doing this, Bri.

Brianna: No problem. It's the least I could do.

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

(*hugs Death* Bye! Sweet dreams!)

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: of course Brave! *grins eyes locked on him*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

((Bye Death!! *hugs*))

Noelle said...

((Night Rose!))

Ulcabhán Brave said...

*Puts away phone*

Dammmit.

I need to go up to dublin for a while... meet up with my friend. i will be back soon though (this isn't actuallly happening irl it is a type of rolplay that only i take part in)

See you in a while!!!


Shadow walks away

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Zaf! Come join us! :3

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis; *sighs* bye then....*goes to Momma*

Want me to braid your hair?

Alexis: ooh yes!!!

*sits her down and starts to braid her hair*

Alexis: Did Niccolo hug you back?

Yes. He did

Ulcabhán Brave said...

*20 MINUTE TIME JUMP THINGY*


*Shadow walks back into blogland and collpses in a pool of blood on the ground*


S--some..one h-h-elp me

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Join huh where?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*drops Alexis' hair half braided and kneels beside Brave* I got it.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

We're at the spaaaaa *sings*

#ChaseForBook9

Ulcabhán Brave said...

it...it...bit..me...The..thing...bit me

Ulcabhán Brave said...

i...tried too kill it when it attacked me but...it got me

*Gasps for air*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

What thing? *quickly draws sigils around Brave pouring my energy into them healing him*

Mara when i know Brave isn't hurt I'll come

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Help me

Noelle said...

*murmurs* Yessss we are, Maraaaa

((MSD for about an hour))

Ulcabhán Brave said...

the...The Werewolf got me


*Faints*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I healed you *shakes head and shadow-walks with him to the treehouse placing him on the spare bed*

Ulcabhán Brave said...

*wakes up with a start*but it is a werewolf bite Zafira... we won't know if you did until a full moon so... thats tonight. we will know tonight.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

You wont turn Brave but I healed the wounds that bled

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Thank you so much Zafira. My friend is a traitor, he gave me to my brother...

My brother turned a werewolf when we were young and has always been jelous of me and how i am not. THis is not the first time he has tried to make me one of them...


His name is Herring Oswild.

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Gets up and starts moving around. So what happend to Javiars sister? Last time i was here she stabbed me with an enchanted knife and i passed out for three days

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*nods* you ought to report him to Grand Mage Ravel, Brave. Your Council needs to know he is dangerous. I'll put a warrant for his arrest out in the States.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

She's dead. Javier picked up the bits of her left and the family had a funeral. I wasn't invited but Alexis and Olivia were

Ulcabhán Brave said...

oh... ok. No Zafira don't please. I love my brother he is a good person but he is lonley. that is the only reason he tried to change me. He is not accepted into any werewolf gangs because he used to be a necromancer so he is all alone in the world. He dreamt, like me of escaping from the temple to live a life of freedom. I guess it kind of happend but not in the right way. I love him. I want to change him back but it is impossible. *bows head, tears welling in his eyes*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*hugs him* I understand what its like to want to leave the Temple. I'm not entirely welcomed by other Necromancers because of my position as Grand Mage. Maybe there's a way to help him I mean vampires have the serum there has to be something out there. If Em or Drew comes on I'll ask them they're werewolves too and much more knowledgeable on that aspect.

Edward Fletcher said...

*sits down and watches rabbits*

Ulcabhán Brave said...

omg i have to go. Byyyye

Edward Fletcher said...

bye brave

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye Brave! *shuts door to treehouse and shadow-walks to Alexis finishing her hair*

Edward Fletcher said...

*wanders round walking towards beach*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

A time ago in a sorrowful place
The lonely prisoner fell for a girl
Through the barrier he could see her
And his heart would beat, heart would beat
For her~~

All my freedom has been taken away
Locked away while fearing the pain
All I can see when I look at you, is the
Big difference, big difference

I took a chance and wrote a letter
Folding it into a paper plane
Simply hoping that it flies through the air, and it
Reaches you, reaches you

Ah, if only I could get away~
From this cold and dark filled place.
It's all, a lie.
I feel it inside

Every time I see you all of my worries disappear
I believe all the good things out there could just be true
Please come near, I just want to have a decent talk with you
Maybe then you could see how much this distance hurts my heart

I'm watching you from here, hoping you will turn
Happiness that leaves, it's waiting for tomorrow

Days and months eventually pass, the dark begins to fade
The paper planes you sent me then, were my
Everything, everything

Though one day you came to me, more distant then you usually are
Telling me you were going away and it was
Goodbye, goodbye.

Oh, living with this agony, pain that burst out from inside
These tears, won't stop
I've never cried so much

Every time I see you I just can't help but to smile
Despite any sort of fate the future has in store for me
All those days that passed and I still do not even have your name
I can't help but to imagine a bright future where you are

I can't call out to you, I can't follow you
I can't get out of here, I can't do anything now!

Finally, it seems my turn has come
After all this time I spent with you
Has left me with no regrets at all
But then my mind begins to scream
It says I want to live some more
I'm no longer full of those confused feelings
My heart knows what I want from this world
I wanna see you, wanna see you
Once more, once more

If we could, I wish we'd go back to the time we once shared
Those days, I remember them like a sudden flash of light
Emotions spread out and written into so many words
Was the only thing that kept me going through the darkest times.

Far away, I imagine a patch of dirty weeds
Where a flower bloomed so beautifully standing out from all
Even though you and I lived in two different worlds
I still tried to take a chance and reach out to you

I can feel my heart beat change as the last moment draws near
Can't you just let me talk to her one last final time?
This chamber filled with darkness is where my life will end
My screams echo loudly yet no one else can hear

Theres hurting in my chest, I can hardly breathe
I just want to know, one simple little thing

Just your name


I love that song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCkByKskziw&list=PLCC694448C5D3F673

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*finishes her hair and watches Alexis go to the trees to practice with her knives*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

All this time you were pretendin'
So much for my happy ending...

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Oh, I love that song too, Cain!

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*waves*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hi Adra!

#ChaseForBook9

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

ARI DO YOU LISTEN TO VOCALOID TOO?!
Or is it just because I put the link there? :P
(hello, btw :3)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

NOPE, I LOVE VOCALOID!!

#ChaseForBook9

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*tacklehugs Ari*
OMGG I'VE FOUND SOMEONE ELSE WHO KNOWS WHAT VOCALOID ISSSSSSS!!!! :D
Asdfghjkl how did I not know this earlier??

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂I'm scared of my subconsciousness...☂

Noelle said...

*whispers* Who knows who Kerli is?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Subconscious minds can be scary things indeed.

*tacklehugs back* YAYYY!!!!

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I only know one Kerli song, but I really love the one I do know.

#ChaseForBook9

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂I don't know who that is.☂

☂I've just been very miserable because I can't figure out if the thing I want is really the thing I want or not.☂

Alastair Cruciatus said...

You want to talk about it, Ember?

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

ARI!!!!!

Noelle said...

I LOVE KERLIIIIII :3

*hugs Ember*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hi Zaf.

#ChaseForBook9

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂That would be nice...☂

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Black Rock Shooter
Where did you go?
Can you hear me?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hiya!!!!

Alexis: Ari Niccolo hugged Momma! He hugged her!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Feel free to say whatever you want here- if you'd rather not just post it online, though, you can email me.

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Yep, I know he did. He doesn't like hugs, but they're not totally foreign things to him or anything.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: *reaches up and pokes Ari giggling* I have uhm....i kinda need advice...on boys...

Noelle said...

*nods*

Where's Mara..?

Chione Asahina said...

Meow

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*laughs* Oh, jeez... I'm really not the person you want to go to for advice in that area... I'll certainly help you as much as I can, though.

#ChaseForBook9

Chione Asahina said...

Hi everyone.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Okay.☂

☂So basically, from when I was... about eight until now, I fought like crazy to become a violinist. But I never really had to work at it, I was just pretty good at it.☂

☂I always felt like something was wrong, but I thought it was just because I was living in an area with really terrible music education. I always thought once I had the rift environment, I would be motivated.☂

☂And now I convinced my mom to let me move to Vienna, and I have amazing teachers, but I still hate practicing and I always get frustrated. I've been wondering whether I really want to do it or not: because sometimes you see these people who really love playing the violin and you think "God, I wish I could feel like that, because I don't." And giving it up might help, but I'm so scared because for my entire life nothing else has been important to me and I'm worried about letting this go. And also a lot of musicians feel this way when they get to my age but it eventually goes away, so I don't know whether I want to play or whether I really don't like playing and I don't know what to do.☂

☂And on a separate note, I've been getting terrible panic attacks about dying, which I used to do a lot when I was very young and it's just started up again...☂

Edward Fletcher said...

hello chione

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Hello, Gemma :)☂

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: well....I like Brave but he doesn't want anything like that and I dont know what to do...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂I know it's a weird problem, but it's haunted me my whole life... ☂

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Okay, I might get hated on for saying this, but I like Miley Cyrus' new song.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Hi Ed, Chione.

Ember- I had to play piano for eight years. I hated it. I couldn't play outside or in the pool with my brothers and friends during the summer because I had to practice. It was Chopin, Handel, Mozart etc etc etc...
But after I took a break, I realised that I love performing and I missed it- however, I wanted to play what I liked. So of course sometimes I will pick up a classical, but a lot if it is musicals, self-compositions, or things that I hear on the Internet and play by ear...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂fist pumps Mara weakly☂

☂I feel you☂

Noelle said...

((Psst Mara... Are we still at the spa or what :3

Also...

I haven't heard it))

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

@Adra

☂Cool! :) I know breaks help, but I doubt that I could become professional if I took a break from it... Right now is really preparation time and once you hit fifteen or sixteen it's over!☂

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

@Mara: I like the song, too. It's just the video clip, really...

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Oh, I see. I sort of had the same issue with ballet a few years ago- it was my life, and my passion, and I was terrified of letting it go- but there were other things I was passionate about and wanted to do, so it probably wasn't as hard a decision for me as it would be for you... I dunno. I might suggest giving it some time, so after a while you can see if you still feel the same way. It might be just because, like you said, you never really had to practice so much. But there's also the possibility that you could be enjoying your life more if you did something else, so that's something to consider, and I don't know how you feel better than you do.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

I know. I'm suggesting when you are practicing to take up a song you want to do ((of that isn't what you're doing- I assume your songs are assigned))

But one extra thing- even if its little.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Also just keep in mind that you do have an identity beyond the violin. I'm not sure whether that's an issue for you or not, but it was an issue for me with ballet.

#ChaseForBook9

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂That's a good idea, Adra...☂

☂And in any case, I couldn't possibly take a break now... I have nationals at the end of the year D;☂

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

WHEEEE making two bookmarks actually takes forever.
I mean, you have to draw it.
Then neaten up the lines.
Then ink it or outline or whatever.
Then you have to colour, and test colours to make sure you get the right ones.
Then add little details to make it nicer.
Then you gotta pick a background and draw it out.
And finally colour the background.
Oh, and also the possibility of getting distracted :3

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im horrible at this stuff so....

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂I guess I just have to force myself to practice until the end of the year... And there's just so much stuff to be done, I just know it's going to SUCK...☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂hugs Zaf☂

☂It's okay...☂

☂hugs Ari and Adra☂

Noelle said...

*huggles*

((MAAARAAAAAA LOVE COME BACK))

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*shrugs* I don't mind, Adra.

Missy - Exactly. I, uh, never expected Miley Cyrus to be naked on a wrecking ball...

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Cain-
When you say that you need to neaten the lines...

Do you mean that they're













blurred

Whatchow

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*hugs Ember* We'll be here for you, no matter how it turns out.

#ChaseforBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*wanders off towards the volcano and then climbs it* ooh lava!!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Thanks, Ari :)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*throws whatever happened to be closest to me and that happened to be a packet of mints at Adra*

Chione Asahina said...

I like vocaloid too, just saying. So many people cosplay as miku hatsune but none of them have leaks...

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Well, Alexis, you can't make him like you, but I'd say it's worth a shot to tell him how you feel, and just talk to him. Communication is so important.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*watches the lava excited just to watch*

Person; you...*pushes Zaf into the lava*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Anytime, Ember. :)

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: alright...OH MY GOD SOMEONE PUSHED MOMMA INTO THE VOLCANO

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Nine?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂I like one Vocaloid song, but honestly I haven't heard any others...☂

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hey! *pulls Zaf up and kicks person away* How the heck did you even get here?

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*mumble*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Person: teleporter. *sends a few bullets to the Grand Mage's head* *teleports away*


*mumbles* stupid...OWWWW

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Vocaloid is awesome. :3

Yeah, I cosplayed as Miku for Supanova this year, but I didn't bring a leek D:
Also, my cosplay was really rushed.
Like, done-in-two-days-and-all-homemade-rushed. :P
I want to fix it up here and there so I can cosplay again. And get a proper wig this time...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I came in like a wrecking ball...

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I dedicate this page to DYNAMITE! I also ded to Em my insane Irish puppy dog! I do hope she hasn't noticed her collar...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

@Ember: There are a LOT of Vocaloid songs. And they can have different singers as well. For example, the song I'm listening to now is being sung by Gumi, but there's a version where Rin and Len sing it, and I'm pretty sure there's one where Miku sings it...

Chione Asahina said...

*makes a baby polar bear from ice, it turns real and she hugs it * I love snow magic ^.^

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Oh, jeez... *sighs* Stupid random teleporter...

#ChaseforBook9

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Ur... Don't have much to say right now...☂

☂I always wanted to cosplay ;( but my mom thinks it's stupid and childish.☂

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Chione- you should talk to Snow! I bet you could have awesome times discussing winter and snow and penguins.

#ChaseForBook9

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Missy: WOW.☂

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I'm going to cosplay again next year ^-^
This time as Mami Tomoe, because she's also bad-ass :3

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Gemma, what Ari said!!☂

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*shakes head* I know! I thought only Niccolo and Mara could teleport...*puts hand to head* ooh blood! *skips off volcano giggling*

Noelle said...

((Wait, Mars- did you say we are still at the spa it is that on hold?))

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Darn it. Zaf, before you go anywhere, heal yourself.

#ChaseforBook9

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Btw☂

☂I LOVE MY CASHMERE CARDIGAN IT IS SO MYCROFTY WHEN YOU WEAR IT WITH A TAILORED COAT OH MY GOOOSHHH☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂If you ARE at the spa, perhaps I could join you?☂

☂Or Mycroft?☂

☂Or both?☂

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Ember... [hugs]

I really love flute, but I imagine I wouldn't as much if it was everything I did. :-/ The others had some pretty good suggestions...

I don't really know how to help you, but if you want to talk, even to complain about something, I'm here. Er, on email.

I'm still trying to stay away from Blogland because spoilers, but I miss you guys, so I ghosted for a little bit when I woke up. Not sticking around though, I literally can't.

But yeah, Ember, I wish you the best, okay? And I'll be on email... [hugs again]

[hugs everyone]

[disappears]

#ChaseForBook9

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Wbd, transferring trains☂

Chione Asahina said...

I'm still coming

*looks at her nails*

Oh god...

Noelle said...

((Its a girl's thing so probs you... :3))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*looks back at Ari* I feel fine! Totes fine! *focuses on Justaria and heals self* woah....okay dizzy

Chione Asahina said...

@Fabi I used to play flute but couldn't control my breathing and quit

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Fabweeeee!!☂

☂Thank you :)☂

☂☂hugs☂☂

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

That goes for anyone...

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hi/bye, Fabi. *hugs* I'm always on email if you feel like chatting. :)

Zaf- I don't care how fine you feel- if your head is bleeding, something is wrong.

#ChaseForBook9

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*hugs Fabi*

Noelle said...

((*hugs Fabi*))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I am fine see I healed myself

Javier: *walks up behind Aretha and focuses on her*

Dragona Pine said...

Hello.




Cheese: Greetings.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Greetings, cheese.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*whirls around to Javier and kicks him hard in the groin, then kicks his head*

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Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂YEAH, ARI, STICK IT TO IM☂

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((I'm actually really, really good at groin kicks... Little fun fact about me.))

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: *voice slightly higher* do you mind what if I wanted more kids?! *takes knife and plunges it into her stomach*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*pulls knife out and slashes across his torso, then at his neck*

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Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Good to know, Ari, good to know.☂

☂I must go now! Thank you all!☂

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Bye Ember! *hugs*

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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I have to go now as well.
Mum might turn off the Internet D:
NIGHT ALL! *hugs*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Bye Cain! *hugs*

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Chione Asahina said...

Bye cain...bye ember, hi dragona.

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: My programmes are not designed for reasoning. On whose side should I be concentrating my weapons systems?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hello Dragona! Sorry, didn't see you there...

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Noelle said...

Bye/hi people

Okay I'll assume Mara left...


*hordes herself in her now empty lab, beginning to clean everything up*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Well, cheese, he just attacked me for no apparent reason, so I'm just defending myself, but I'll be fine on my own. Thanks, though.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: *feels slash across torso and moves away from knife and grabs her knife hand twisting it til you hear snaps and lets go vanishing using the teleporting bracelet* *appears beside Zafira*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Darn it... Way to ruin the dress... *tears off a layer of the skirt and wraps it around torso where Javier stabbed me* *pulls out phone and calls Zaf*

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*picks up phone* yeah Ari?

Javier: *has arms around Zaf*

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: Aretha Tesla, I have calculated that having a stun gun, energy cannon and rocket launcher on your side would be the most logical tactical decision against your opponent. My weapon systems have locked on. If you wish for me to fire, just give me the command. You are also injured, meaning that one-to-one combat would give you a disadvantage against Javier.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*into phone* Your husband just attacked me, for absolutely no reason.

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Well, he's gone now, Cheese, but thank you. Also, even though I'm injured, I'm not above biting and tearing his eyes out, so that typically gives me an edge against most people. *smiles warily* But thanks again.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*into phone* he WHAT?! *turns to Javier and smacks him so hard Ari can hear the impact*

Javier: I was hired to kill Niccolo but I valued my life and figured if I tried killing Ari he wouldn't show up and murder me

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((Am I supposed to hear what he's saying?))

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Noelle said...

*walks out* Aretha... If I can help.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Yeah you can))

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*shrugs* Eh, I'm fine. But thank you.

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

How the heck was killing me supposed to help you kill him? And I thought you were supposed to be an ex-assassin, anyway. Ex means no longer doing it.

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Noelle said...

Oh. Okay then.

*goes back inside to clean up further*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I'll help you clean up, though. *follows her*

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Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: *zaps Javier in the back of the head with the stun gun - shocking him slightly*
I have calculated that is the most logical decision under the circumstances.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*nods* Seems logical, Cheese.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier; Ah I came from retirement. And well I was hoping he'd be mad someone tried to kill his girlfriend but I got my ways dear Aretha. *eyes linger on Alexis*

Oh hell no! *lunges at Javier and you guys see a brutal fight and finally Javier holding me against a tree as I writh screaming locked in my own nightmare*

Noelle said...

*shrugs*

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese: *zaps Javier in the back of the neck with enough power to throw him across the room*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*runs up behind Javier and wraps my arms around his neck- within 4 seconds, he falls unconscious* ((The only way to avoid this is to stop me from making the choke. Once I have my arms around his neck he can't stop me. So feel free to not have this happen, just keep in mind you'd have to do it before I actually establish the choke.))

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

I take everything back about my "old best friend". She's a lying backstabber.

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Mara, what happened? Are you ok?

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Noelle said...

Oh... Sorry, Mars :/

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