Monday, September 9, 2013

Let ME Eat Cake!

When I meet people, I no longer say "Hi, I'm Derek Landy, pleased to meet you." Now I say "Hi, I'm number one bestselling author Derek Landy. Worship me." And it's because of YOU that I can say this, because once again you have blasted a Skulduggery Pleasant book to the top of the book charts.

You guys rock.

Today is my first free day in... days. Which doesn't sound like a big deal, but it is! Today I bought groceries! GROCERIES! Oooooh! 

I've had a few days of highly successful signings, and when I say highly successful, I mean they went on for WAY longer than expected. That kinda drains when they come one after another, but I manage to keep my energy up by soaking up the pain and anguish LSODM has caused you. So it's all good.

Now, fair enough, these three don't look PARTICULARLY traumatised, but I assure you they were crying on the inside.


And this Minion had to put her pain down on canvas in order to deal!


And this one gave me cake! CAKE!



And now that I have a few days off before the Manchester and Liverpool signings this Saturday, what am I going to do?

That's right, I'm going to plot out Book Nine, and discover new ways to ruin your happiness. 

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

"People call me Liam"

{le picture of Liam smirking}

"But you can call me tonight"



😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

;);););););););););););););););););););)

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

So. Um. What's everybody up to?

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Wow, Mara XD

I love your fangirling. :)

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

*walks to edge of the asteroid and watches sun*

Noelle said...

Hangovers. Death. Despair. Rebuilding a Sanctuary and searching for those who might be trapped but are most likely dead

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Oh. Well, that's... Dismal... Anything I can help with?

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

WHO WANTS TO HEAR MARCEL'S PICK UP LINES

THEY'RE HYSTERICAL I SWEAR

a bit dirty BUT HYSTERICAL

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

((Jesus, Mara...))

Not sure yet, Aretha. Still drunk

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Sure Mara, why not?

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Oh, ok. Hey Trip, how do you make yourself un-drunk? Like, is there a way to do that, or do you just wait it out?

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

*wanders round buying things in the market*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I let logic Trip take over, except, you know, tell him to act like me.

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG THAT HOEMWORK TOOK ME.

I haven't had free time all dayyyyy. That's 14 hours of doing stuffffff. XD

I'm proud, kind of. :P

#ChaseForBookNine

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well done Star.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

(( I'm lucky if I finish before ten-thirty))

Alastair Cruciatus said...

That's cool, Star. :)

Um. Well, is there something Adra could do to make herself not-drunk?

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

@Trip: Thank you. :)

Well, I've now been offically reminded of what days can be like when they involve school, so I'm probabaly offically in School Mode, so that's good, so yeah . . . :)

#ChaseFOrBookNine

Chione Asahina said...

Homework sucks.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Yeah, it kinda does.

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

@Ari: Thank you. :)

Okay, um . . . yeah. If you have any plans that could involve me, I could be inv- *looks at clock*

Um.

Make that maybeness.

#ChaseForBookNine

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Not really...

Cold bucket of water? Like, ice cold. Just, pour it on her head. I heard that works. Never really looked into it, because I didn't need to.

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

@Chione: Yes. :(

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

((Five Paragraph Formal Essays suck as well))

*kind of just sits there with a laptop that seemingly came from nowhere*

Noelle said...

*slowly looks up, face hidden by shadow*

No

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*runs away* *in a few minutes, returns with bucket of icewater* Adra, you'll want to move your laptop.

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

*suddenly everyone walks towards a theater facing the sun*

Noelle said...

*puts the laptop down, standing up*

No.

*turns and runs, shooting her gun towards the sky, screaming*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Um...

That's quite disturbing.

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((Ed, I feel compelled to acknowledge you in some way, but I'm not where you are, so I can't really talk to you directly.))

Um... Adra? *chases after her* Hey! No fair! You poured water on Jubi!!

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

(ari, i am in the future on an alien world i came through the portal that is there) *walks into arena*

Noelle said...

*drops the gun and continues to stumble along*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*catches up to Adra and dumps water over her head*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*stops*
*glares at Aretha*

I'M A DOCTOR

THAT DID NOTHING BUT MAKE ME SOAKED.
*begins to throw pinecones a at her*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

But you threw water on Jubi! And Trip said it might help. You shouldn't be drunk at a time like this! *throws pinecones back*

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

"Girl your legs are nicer than an isosceles right triangle" ;);););)

"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?" ;);););)

"Baby, you overclock my processor" ;);););)

I'm trying not to do the REALLY dirty ones.. hehehe.

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Oh, jeez, Mara...

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well, looks like it's just me then. *waits a few moments, nothing happens.*

*loudly* Boy. I hope I don't get attacked by some vengeful channeller assassins or ex channeller assassins who I turned down to being my apprentice. You know, being all alone, with nothing to do, at the perfect point for a plot in which me being alone would cause me to be in mortal peril. *nothing happens, sighs*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*runs back in te direction she came, for her swing*

I CAN'T HELP IT, ARETHA

Edward Fletcher said...

(trip, the portal is still open)

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*appears next to Trip* Hello, Trip.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh hey Niccolo. *grins at the predictability of the universe, because he lives in a semi broken fourth wall world, where he manipulates the fact he's in a story, without knowing he's in a story.*

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

DID YOU JUST SAY DIRECTION

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

So, you're a popular lad with the ladies, aren't you?

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*body starts to fade suddenly, so I look like a ghost* Adra! *chases* *continues to slowly fade into nonexistence*

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

*walks back through portal*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Well.

*sits down on grass*

#ChaseForBook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

It would certainly appear that way, though I honestly haven't the slightest idea of why.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*frowns*

So...

Did that just happen?
Or am I drunk?

Or both?

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Hello, Edward.

#ChaseForBook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

I believe the correct answer to that question would be both, Adra.

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

Hello Niccolo.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Because you're like that. I like to call it Twilight syndrome. You're all aloof and sad, cut off from the world on purpose, but at the same time quite handsome. You're a nice guy, but refuse to acknowledge that, and, honestly, are dangerous. /That/, Niccolo, is why they like you. You're a dream package.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Huh.

*nods* What happened?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*sighs*

Um.. Hello?

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

And I need a shower. I'll brb.

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

I am back...

Where I went to, I don't know but I have returned...

I think.

Noelle said...

*murmurs something about Trip talking about himself*

Noelle said...

Hi Mara.

Hi Em

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((OHMYGOSH TRIP I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
"TWILIGHT SYNDROME"
"DREAM PACKAGE"
OHMYGOSH))

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((Hi Mara! Hi Em!))

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

hello mara and em

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Well, don't act too excited to see me...

If I'm being annoying, you can tell me... /:

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I HAVE RETURNED!

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Mara, you are not being annoying, by any means! Nonononono! Your fangirling is awesome!!

#ChaseForBook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

I feel it safe to assume "Twilight syndrome" refers to the popular vampire romance novels. Um. Well, if that is in fact the case, how can I prevent it?

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

((Sorry, Mars... I'm almost at a point in the book that I have heard will make me cry... And I need to get to it.))

*murmurs again*
Come sit on a swiiiinnngggg

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

True fact, there was a period when more nuns left monasteries to be partners to violent criminals than any other reason. I think it was about 60% who were subsequently killed by them.

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Oh my... I can't handle this... Mass Effect 4 (title not confirmed) will be most likely coming out in 2014. I am going to buy a PS4 just for that single game.

And background to the Mass Effect games has been written in novels and then there's the Art of the Mass Effect Universe which contains character and world designs (like, a library of them) and I want them all...

Then there's the Mass Effect film... Which I can't wait for... And this is why I love epic video games.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((Guys, if there's anyone I'm not actively talking to, I'm sorry!! I'm on my iPad, so I have to keep logging off and then logging back in again, and it's really a pain to do and it makes it sort of hard to keep track of everyone! Sorry!!))

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Honestly Niccolo, you need to open up. Act more normal, talk to people. There isn't a lot, I think, I haven't really thought much about it, but you need to stop being so mysterious, broody and aloof.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Wow... Dragona Pine is fanboying. I never thought I'd see the day.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Hah. Dragona.

*sits on the swing*
*glares at the sides*
Move.

MOVE DAMMIT

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Honestly. Tell me I'm being annoying. I know I am.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Mara, I don't like lying, and only do it when I have to. You aren't being annoying.

#ChaseForBook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

I don't... *sighs* Fine.

Mara, I do not believe a single person here finds you annoying, the exception being you yourself.

*goes to swing and pushes Adra*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

((FUCKING SHIT NO.
...*weeps* HOLD ME SOMEONE PLEASE I CAN'T TAKE THIS))

Mara you aren't annoying.

Noelle said...

*giggles* YAYYYYY *swings*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Sean Aston played Sam in the Lord of The Rings. Guess what his autobiography is called? There and back again, an actor's tale.

Geddit?

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*Astin. Damn autocorrect.

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((*hugs Adra*

Mara, you are really not annoying at all. I legitimately love your fangirling! It makes me feel happier.))

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Video games in the past... Three years? Have been dipping in both quality and substance. Same with all media, really. But video games especially.
But not the ones I actively play. I choose the games that stand out among the crowd. Take an average game. You start killing things for some reason to accomplish an objective. Or you run and jump around randomly. And that's supposed to be fun?

Mass Effect meanwhile is... different. It is 100% epic. As in, by the first mission you know that the developers must have put... Years. Years and years and years of work into it. Every single race has their own technology, culture, language, significance in the galaxy... Everything is just done in so much detail. No matter how hard you try, you start getting sympathetic towards some characters, annoyed towards others. You get to know every character inside and out (and more so, if you choose).
Not only that, but the storyline is 100% interactive. You can never play the same game twice.

Noelle said...

Nononononono
*jumps off the swing and runs away, sobbing*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

O-kay. *calls after Adra* Adra?! Are you quite all right?

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

I'M not fanboying I just can't wait. And there's so much things out there I don't know about and I've figured out why I like the game so yay.

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Adra, are you alright? *follows*

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

adra?

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Hello, Edward.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*sits down next to a tree and sobs*
((Mind you, this is me irl but this is me and my RP, by the way... Not reacting to spoilers, to Delhi))

Edward Fletcher said...

Hello Niccolo

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Wb, Ed.

#ChaseForBoo(9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Adra, what is it that troubles you?

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Oh yeah, all the SPOILERS)

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

I swear, if I ever get a chance to I'm working for Bioware.

Noelle said...

((I'm not saying anything!))

*hiccups* Leave me alone

Chione Asahina said...

Idk how much longer I can stay awake haha ^.^ been getting more tired every night, might try catch up.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

You just don't...

I know you're lying. You're lying because you're all so nice and don't want to make me feel bad. Aren't I right?

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

((Go to sleep, Chione. Mara, no- we aren't. You're saying that. For Chrissakes we were singing Monty Python- that was cool))

Chione Asahina said...

*looks at Adra and laughs*

You sure don't have to tell me twice.

Night everyone!!!!!!!! ^.^

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Mara, you aren't annoying. I know when something g ore someone annoys me, and I try to stop it. You are not annoying. *hugs, looks her in the eye* You got that?

#ChaseForBoo(o

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Night Chione!

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

((Night Chione!))
*her phone buzzes again, exploding with messages that she never realized before*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

NICCOLO!!!!!!! Ong dont lemme miss yo on ill be pissed

Edward Fletcher said...

bye chione

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*hisses* great i miss him as usual *storms off angilry*

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go now. Night!


Star, if you read this, if you have time to read my story somewhen it would be appreciated.

Edward Fletcher said...

gtg, bye

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*goes over to Adra, sits next to her* You know, the international community is ready to help, you just have to say the word.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Bye guys!

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

((Night!))

No, no. I can't do this. I should've been there. My stupid pride... I should have helped them all but instead they became.... Those things

Anonymous said...

Ruin our happiness! Well you can't kill Ghastly Or Valkyrie Or Shudder! Don't kill fletcher or tainth!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Why do I ALWAYS miss Niccolo when I actually legit hav something to say to the guy?! WHY?! *punches wall and stays somewhere hidden in the shadows* stupid life I never get to talk to him whenever I go places he comes on when im here he never comes oh i give up in my god damn fucking life I shouldjust end it all everyone wants my head for anything i do

((RP not irl people do try to not spazz))

Noelle said...

*hits them*

SHUT UP. I DON'T CARE IF THAT IS A SPOILER OR NOT

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Adra, what's done is done, now we need to work on what needs /doing/.

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

(Ow... My arm hurts... It feels like there is a needle in there when I touch it... I'm scared stiff when it comes to needles...))

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*mumbles*
Gleacaíocht, Lúthchleasaíocht, Eitpheil, Peil Ghaelach, Camogaíocht, Iománaíocht, Cluiche Corr, Badmantan....

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

But I can't! Most of the populous was killed. How the hell do I do that!? I can't *shakes her head* No... I can't look at them- they knew everyone for longer. I could have saved at least a few people, Trip. Their friends.

Noelle said...

(I don't speak language))

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

asdfghjkl fgndhysgn ytuytfg trhjmyikrujyhgtaet y

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Mara* I thought that said Batman for a sec!!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Um... I get similar pains sometimes Death. I just sort of let them pass, it normally works.)

...

What's done is done, you made your play, and it ended badly for others. Now, what are you going to do about that? Sit around and feel bad about it, or create something amazing in their memory, better than ever before? Bring justice to the people who did this. Don't let them run rampant. Avenge them Adra. Avenge them all.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Jubi! How is ye? *hugs*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

(I totally thought Batman, Mars)

*falls silent, her tears beginning to cease*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*says nothing*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*quietly* That's a bad idea... But I'll trust you on this... *shakily gets to her feet, brushing her hands off, pulling out her laptop* Right.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sighs going to treehouse* ((now i am mad I missed Niccolo beyond furious))

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Death back*

Sorry, just trying to learn my Irish sports... but if that's annoying, I'll stop...

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*Zaf hears a voice behind her* Don't move. *she hears a gun click and Alexis whimper*

Person: Don't call for help, or I give your child's brain a makeover.

#ChaseFprBook9

Noelle said...

((YAY! A TRIP PLOT!))

*begins typing away furiously at the keyboard, making plans, answering emails, not once breaking a stride*
*gets a phone call and answers it, still typing away at messages*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*turns* What do you want with my child? Leave her alone

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*Zaf sees a man with blonde hair and grey eyes, tall and thin, wearing a green coat* Person: I just want you to bring someone back from the dead. Then I'll never trouble you or your child ever again.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Who do you want alive? I need details because I can only do it if i have the body

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*appears behind blonde man, pressing a knife against his neck* Or you could release the child now and seek out someone else. And before you threaten to shoot her again, consider that I can travel in time. You would be dead before you pulled the trigger.

Zafira, it would be incredibly unwise to do as he says.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*sighs, looking at a map of the town* *to the phone* I suppose so... At least until we can get the thing rebuilt. And spread out- don't have everyone in one place. Keep an eye out for Genesis, and have teams out in the ruins, clearing it. Got it? Good. *closes the phone, clicking away*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Good, follow me. (Zaf, if Alexis struggles he will not hesitate to shoot her brains out.) *turns and walks into the kitchen*

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Pauses and looks at man in the green suit. Purses lips*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*looks at Niccolo in total shock as if I cant quite comprhend his appearence*

Alexis: Niccolo...*has petrified look in eyes*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*a series of quiet bangs go off, Niccolo is riddled with bullet holes*

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((I probably woukd react to Niccolo as uh you wont be able to go far without decapitation))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*three men step out from the kitchen, one steps forward* Please miss, we didn't want no trouble, just bring our friend back? We're just scared. Please.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*shadows go around the gun jamming it* hell no now get the hell out before I ask Niccolo to take your soul from your body and he unlike I will not hesitate in doing so

Jophiel said...

*Walks forward, unfazed by the gun shots. Splays her hand and the gravity around the man's gun is too strong for him to lift his weapon anymore* Don't you dare hurt my friends!

Noelle said...

*hears the shots* Hell...

*looks between the laptop and the sounds*

Shit.

*slowly sits back down, clicking away*

Jophiel said...

*men's

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Man in green: It appears the cause is lost. I'm giving you one last chance, we just want him back, and you'll never see us again.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Who are you....*sighs going to the kitchen* FINE!

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*dies* *walks into treehouse through door* I suppose that gives me even more just cause to kill you.

#ChaseForBook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

((To be clear- one of me is dead. Another of me just walked into the treehouse.))

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Niccolo take their souls at this point I dont care I'm not going to arrest you it's impossible

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*there's a man in a cryo tube, his leg cut off, half his face scarred with horrible burns, his eyes stare madly out of the tube*

Green man: Please, Mr. Croatoan. They were rookies, they got nervous the moment complications arose, I will be severely punishing them later. Please don't kill us?

#ChaseForBoo(o

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I dedicate this page to Seaside Heights. As I speak 19 buildings on the boardwalk are on fire, they just recovered from Sandy now half the boardwalk is on fire. So I dedicate to them in hope that they can contain the fire and save the boardwalk.

Jophiel said...

Zafira, as Niccolò said previously, that is highly unwise... *Walks up to the man in green and taps on his shoulder* Hi, sorry to bother you... Actually, that's a lie. I seriously don't care... As I was saying, please, I would definitely suggest that you and your crownies walks away. I don't care for bullets. *Glares slightly, making the man feel some pain*

Noelle said...

*leans back against the tree, taking a deep breath* Th-there.... *closes her eyes for a second*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Its too risky to revive him. It'll kill him before he wakes. I'm sorry.

Niccolò Croatoan said...

That is a lovely dedication, Zafira.

Who exactly is this person you intend to bring back, and why?

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Green man: I'm sorry this went how it did, really. We didn't want to hurt anyone. We just want our friend back. That's all. Look at them, look at those boys. *points at younger three* They're so scared, so jumpy. Miss Rose, if there's a note of mercy in you, let us live, and leave with our friend alive?

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Thanks Niccolo I'm upset...

Brb dinner

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

This man was our friend, our father figure. He led us, organised us, without him we are nothing.

We need him Mr. croatoan. Please, if you can do anything for him, he is our last hope.

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Niccolò Croatoan said...

*laughs coldly* Mercy? Of all things, you appeal for mercy? You have threatened to kill a child, you have attempted to kill myself and several of my friends, and you nearly succeeded in kidnapping Aretha. I see absolutely no reason why you lot should deserve mercy.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(He's dead Zaf.)

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Noelle said...

*gathers up her things, walking back slowly towards her lab, on her phone and waiting for the receiver to pick up*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Mara: *glances at Harry* *says softly* Hazza, are you sure? Just... think of all the dangers around here. Think of all the... things that could happen.

Harry: *sighs* I'm sorry, Mara, it's just... imagine. Another little Darcy running about. Or maybe it'll be a little boy. A Jake, maybe?

Mara: Harry, I think we're too young to be parents.

Harry: ... *face falls* Ah.

Mara: I'm sorry, boo. *sadly* *kisses* But I just don't think I'm ready to mind a child for the rest of my life.

Harry: It's okay, baby boo. I should have asked you, instead of saying straight out, "I want a kid". Sorry, Mara. *kisses back*

Mara: It's okay, Haz. Now, drink up your hot chocolate and let's go watch a movie.

Harry: Yes mum. *sticks out his tongue*

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Jophiel said...

Msd... Great ded Zaffy!))

Niccolò Croatoan said...

A friend of mine has told me not to revive the man you speak of. Should I trust your judgement- the judgement of a shoddily assembled group willing to resort to violence against children, of all people- above his?

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Green man: *throws the gun on the floor* It's not even loaded. *sits down, disheartened* I'm not like the others. I could never do that. It's not my style, and doesn't abide by my moral code. We, we're a breakaway faction. We just want him alive, to help us.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(AW, that's sweet Mara)

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Noelle said...

*hums slightly, still on hold, ending up at the park across from her lab*
*sits on a bench, waiting*

(Harralie :3))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

There were originally twenty five new channeller assassins. But we didn't like it, so we ran. We just stole his corpse, so Mrs Kerias could bring him back.

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Niccolò Croatoan said...

((Goodbye, Death, if you leave.

Maralie, Aretha asked me to inform you that she is "SHIPPING HARRALIE SO HARD OHMYGOSH!!!!!"))

Why does Trip Castalan want him dead? And why come after me or Zafira now?

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Niccolò Croatoan said...

Ah, I suppose that answers the second question. My first, however, remains unanswered.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Green man: Trip doesn't want him dead, he killed him. Because we meddled with his affairs, wrecked his life a little. It was a perfectly fair and reasonable response, one we should have seen coming.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Green man: His name is Feldidae Workhorse.

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Niccolò Croatoan said...

Why, then, would I bring him back?

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Noelle said...

*walks into the lab, and sets her things down, taking out a glass of water, taking a sip and walking off to fix her hair, still on hold*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh for gods sake I'll do it I can try!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Because we need him. We need him like she needs you. Without him, we're nothing, a wreck.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Thank you. Thank you ever so much Grand Mage. We are forever in your debt.

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Niccolò Croatoan said...

Zafira, don't. There is a reason why Trip killed this person, and the group that follows him has proven itself to be needlessly violent. Returning their leader to them would be a mistake.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Green man: Actually it was more of a personal vandetta. Trip sees groups of assassins as needed and perfectly acceptable means to an ends.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I dont know....I agree Niccolo I'll listen to you.

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Like... Who? Now you've confused me. Either way, you appear to me to be a dangerous group on your own. I have no desire to make you stronger.

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Noelle said...

*glances at her face in the mirror*

*takes a shower and dries her hair and gets a new pair of clothes and all that jazz*
*works on straightening her hair*

Niccolò Croatoan said...

((Adra, I feel it necessary to mention that I am by no means attempting to ignore you, I merely am not in a position to speak or interact with you at the moment.))

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I want your word you'll get out if you dont leave with the man once i bring him back I'm not stopping Niccolo killing you

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I have already explained we are not part of that group, we just need this man's guidance.

Have you seen the others? They're incompetent buffoons! They are in no way dangerous. Sure, they can construct a good plan, but when it comes down to I, they always fail at executing it.

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Niccolò Croatoan said...

Zafira, please, I seriously believe bringing this man back will do no good. This group just threatened the life of your child. Do you want them to become stronger, more organized? Do you want your name in their minds as someone willing to help if they ask you the right way?

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Green man: You have my word.

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Noelle said...

((I know- y'all are off doing your thing, I'm mostly posting to remind you guys that I'm here.. I don't know what I'm doing lol :3))

*looks at her hair*

Hmmm... it's almost to my waist...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Check the gun Croatoan, it isn't loaded. We aren't men of violence, we never have been. Well, I haven't they're new. But they aren't!

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*in Niccolo's mind* I got this Niccolo go along watch.

*kneels beside the man's tube thing trying to bring him back* I cannot. It's impossible. Niccolo and I have the same discipline if I can't he can't either.

Noelle said...

*glances at the scissors and raises them to her hair*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Green man: We aren't idiots, madame. You can't fool us with simple tricks like that. Please.

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Jophiel said...

*Relaxes her stare and ties her hair up* You really should do your research before you go and join some random group. You need to do your homework! *Laughs lightly then pauses* You... You said Miss Rose. How do you know my name? *Glares through an open window*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*Trip comes up behind Adra* Please, don't.

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Noelle said...

*sighs, breathing out* No... I can't. Da always loved my hair...

Although it's so blonde it's almost white... But a pretty white... *continues to straighten it*

Noelle said...

*frowns* When did you get here?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Green man: We do our research, plus, you're Serpine's daughter. All though... It would make more sense if you were the biological child off Baron Vengous.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I just, slink around. I've been here, there. And I saw you about to cut your hair, and I had to step in.

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Noelle said...

*sets the straightener down, and turns* I'm not going to...

Jophiel said...

*Freezes* Only a select few know the truth... About Baron and myself. I would suggest that you keep that information private and away from prying ears. I do occasionally hear whispers. *Whips her head towards the Green Man* Name. What's your name?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh good. Because, I have to say, I find your hair unbelievably beautiful.

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