Monday, August 19, 2013

Strong Female Characters

My Twitter-wife Holly Smale has brought to the attention of her Twitter-followers, of which I am one, this here magazine article entitled "I Hate Strong Female Characters" — http://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2013/08/i-hate-strong-female-characters — and I have to say I agree with it wholeheartedly.

For those of you too time-constricted/lazy to read it, it basically holds up a hand in the classroom and has the temerity to ask "Why are vibrant female characters called strong?" Why are they limited to such a thing? More to the point, however, is why is the word "strong" slung in there at all? If you take away the strong bit, that leaves "female character"— but isn't a female character just as inherently strong as a male character? Why do they need "strong" in there at all?

People say to me all the time "Derek, you're great," and I can't argue with them. They go on to say "I love your black shirt/blue jeans combo" and I nod wisely, agreeing with them but not needing to put it into words. Then they say "It's so cool that your books have strong female characters" and I shrug, and say "Hey, I'm a pretty awesome guy. Now go get me some Skittles."

Valkyrie is a strong female character. As in, she's strong, she's female, and she's a character. But she is not a Strong Female Character. She's not a role model — not really. She's deeply, DEEPLY flawed. Over the course of these eight books, she's done some outstandingly heroic things, but she's also done some downright mean and nasty and selfish things. She's hurt people. She's become arrogant (and not in the cool way that I am).

Here's what Holly has to Twitter-say about the subject:

"Strength" is one dimensional. It's saying "women can be strong like men", NOT "women are flawed, complex, brilliant, weak LIKE MEN."

 I love it when readers don't like Valkyrie. I love it when they actively dislike her for the things she's done and the way she's behaved. But it's like they're surprised. It's like they can't compute. "Okay, wait, so... she saves the world but... but she's cheating on her boyfriend?? How is that POSSIBLE?"

Valkyrie is a character. She's as messed up as any male character I could ever write. That's what makes her real to me.

Having a girl as the protagonist in an action/adventure/horror/fantasy/whatever means things are going to get physical, and you all know how much I love my fight scenes. But having her kick ass is not why she's a good character.

Years ago, I was yapping to my mother about Buffy and Xena and talking about how great it is that we now have these TV shows about such strong female characters. My mother, who admittedly has never watched either show, asked me if these really WERE strong female characters, or if they were merely male characters with boobs.

Having a blonde cheerleader save the world with her martial arts skills doesn't equal feminism, she said. That's a male tactic. How about her saving the day using tactics that aren't all about punching and kicking and killing?

I didn't have an answer for her then. I still don't, even now. There's a whole debate to be had that I'm just not ready for, that I may never be ready for. My mother is a pacifist. I am not. We see the world differently, we operate differently, even though we want the same things. We both want equality and peace. My mother is the sort to talk her way to equality and peace. I'm the sort to talk to the point where I reckon more talk won't do any good, and then smash my way through to an understanding. It is not an enlightened viewpoint I hold. It is a crass, brutish viewpoint — but in a crass, brutish world, I believe my way is the way to go. Mum believes otherwise.

And that's the difference, I think, between us. We live in a world carved by men, where fear and oppression and violence are a part of our lives. I can't even IMAGINE a world sculpted by women, where other values have taken hold. I'm limited in that way. I could try not to be, but I honestly wouldn't know where to start. That's kind of sad, when you think about it. For all my imagination, I can't even imagine that...

... (turns to stare hauntingly out the window).



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Snow said...

*pats death on back*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Yeah... I was planning on it.

Then I had to finish the whole oarfish thing, and then I went to sleep, only the spider had other plans, which involved crawling on my foot.
I got it out the window, so it's all ok now. Two more in my room to go, and a dozen or so in the entire house... Lovely.

Now I'm really* sleeping! Night!

*Probably/I think/I hope so.

And I was careful with what I said! The list of food contains many fish! So you won't figure it out til I let you! Which is when I finish the scene!

Night! Really!

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Snow said...

*blinks at fab*

meany...

Nixion Strange said...

Being distant for a while

Snow said...

*looks at time*
ah... i have to go

*huggles all*

BYEEEE

Jophiel said...

Bye Fab and Snowy!!

Nix, don't forget to ded!!

Nixion Strange said...

Hm
I dedicate to luck, because people seem to think it's against them so often, but really there are a lot of surprising times when luck is definitely on your side.

Jophiel said...

Hear hear! *Raises glass from Trip's bar*

So Nix... How's life been?

Nixion Strange said...

It's been fine
You?

Jophiel said...

Yeah, had a few rough days recently... My uncle's chemo has been working yay!

Nixion Strange said...

Good

Jophiel said...

Yeah, so... Did you miss us?

Jophiel said...

Mrow... Justice League finished...

Nixion Strange said...

Yep, definitely

Jophiel said...

*Smiles* Leaving is too hard... I ghost when I leave... What made you come back?

Nixion Strange said...

Never really left, I'm just to lazy to talk in real time

Jophiel said...

So you've been ghosting all that time?! *Takes a step back* Okay, that's kinda scary...

Star Inkbright said...

OH MY GOSH NIX IS HERE?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

*does that collapsing-with-laughter thing I did for Fabi and Mara the day before yesterday*

Um, hello. :)

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Nixion Strange said...

Not really
Im also too lazy to read comments anymore
Hey Star

Nixion Strange said...

Not really
Im also too lazy to read comments anymore
Hey Star

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi everyone! How are you all?

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Jophiel said...

Sup Rhy?

Nix, it is amazing to have you back!! *Hugs*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Just woke up like thirty seconds ago so I'm a little weird right now.

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Death! How are you?

Hello Nixion. Nice to meet you! *shakes hand*

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Jophiel said...

*Smiles* Well, I'm good! My uncle's chemo has been working!

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Rhydian!

@Nix: I can understand laziness commenting-reading-wise. THere are a LOT of comments. *glares at comments* WHY YOU SO NUMEROUS.

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Star! How are you?

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Who likes my new pic? (Me and my sus went to the beach yesterday :))

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*sis

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Star Inkbright said...

DEATHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST READ FROM YESTERDAY THAT YOU'RE UNCLE'S CHEMO WORKED YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! :)

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Jophiel said...

Nice! *Nods* Our beaches are too cold to go to, even in summer... Blame Antarctica!

Star Inkbright said...

*YOUR

*facepalm*

And I call myself a grammar Nazi.

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Star Inkbright said...

@Rhydian: THat's a nice beach! :)

@Death: *facepalm* And then you told me today.
I might not as well have bothered to read it from yesterday. :P

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Jophiel said...

*Smiles* I'm sleepy...

Star Inkbright said...

Sometimes I like feeing sleepy. It can be quite a comfortable feeling.

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Agreed Star *nods*

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Jophiel said...

I don't... It makes me feel weak...

Star Inkbright said...

NOW I HAVE THE GHOSTBUSTER THEME TUNE STUCK IN MY HEAD.
THANKS, NIX. :P

@Death: Well, I dislike it other times, but yeah.
I think the answer to that conundrum is to SLEEEEEEEEEEEP. *nods*

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Star Inkbright said...

Damn. WHenever I sneeze, my headphones fall off my head. *glares*

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Jophiel said...

But, here's the good bit, it's almost six and we haven't had dinner yet...

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Brb. Having Brekie

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Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

STARRR!!!!!!! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN SO LOOONG!

Star Inkbright said...

. . . Um . . .

Then go to sleep after dinner?

Sorry, I don't really know a way out of that one. Sometimes if I know I'm going somewhere soon I just lie down and try to go to sleep anyway, because I'm pretty certain I won't get all the way to sleep in that time, but it takes me a while to get to sleep, usually, so that may not work for lucky people who can just go to sleep in five minutes. :P

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Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3☂

Jophiel said...

I'll fall asleep so early tonight...

It's so weird I'm actually talking to real human beings on the other side of the world, people who feel same emotions... Sorry, when I'm sick and tired, I become weird...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Oh, Death, you're sick? ;(

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂:(☂

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Back.

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Gtg now. Talk to you all later!

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Jophiel said...

Yeah, I am sick... I might have Glandular Fever... Stupid little kinder kids making me sick...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂That was quick, Rhydian!☂

☂And bye!☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂What's Glandular Fever?☂

☂Oh, and I heard something about Paul and chemo? Who's Paul?☂

Jophiel said...

I don't know what Glandular Fever is... My sister gets it all the time!

Paul's my uncle, dad's little bro...

Star Inkbright said...

@Ember: Yeah, sorry, I went on holiday. :P

HI! :)

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Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂:/☂

☂Cool!☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂To... to Germany, right?☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Sorry if I don't sound like myself, I... I'm not myself today, really.☂

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Ember*

Star Inkbright said...

@Death: . . . When I think about it, it is actually weird . . .

I've never heard of Glandular Fever.

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Star Inkbright said...

@Ember: Yup!

OH MY GOSH, EVERYONE IS REMEMBERING, WHAT IS UP WITH THE WORLD. :P

@Ember: You okay? :/

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Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂hugs Death☂

☂I have an addiction to conflict sometimes...☂

☂And I should probably go :) Byebyes!☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂☂Mary Poppins Poof☂☂

Jophiel said...

*Sighs and stomach rumbles* Food... Food is cooking...

Zathract Mist said...

You're kidding.

Literally the first time I've actually legitimately feel like coming to Blogland in over five months and I MISS NIXION.

Ebony Law said...

Oh my god. Zath.

It's Dylan. And yes, I changed my fucking name again. I'd give you a bro-hug, but uhh... you know. Weird.

Jophiel said...

Sup guys? *Sneezes*

Ebony Law said...

Rose. I'd hug you, but uhh... you know. Germs.

Joking, joking...

-hugs and kisses-

Glandular fever is definitely not fun.

Zathract Mist said...

Yo, Dylan. Yeah, I heard about your name again. I've just stopped keeping track to be honest.

Hey, Death.

Jophiel said...

*Screws up face* Alex, didn't anyone ever tell you not to kiss sick people? *Laughs*

Hi Zath!

Jophiel said...

Also, thanks Zath... For the other night... I'm sorry, aswell... *Looks down*

Ebony Law said...

Pewds got 1st subscribed. So happy. He deserves it so much.


#REUSPECT

And yes, that U belongs there.

Zathract Mist said...

No worries. No need to be ashamed either, I know how you feel and it's fine.

Ebony Law said...

I had a really shitty day. -sigh-

Sick of school. I have a pupil free day tomorrow, at least.

But oh my god... The fucking douchebags that are there.

Zathract Mist said...

I wonder if talking in Caps would get Nix's attention...

Jophiel said...

Thanks Zath...

*Hugs Alex* There are douchebags everywhere. I know how you feel... Some guy choked one of my friends...

Ebony Law said...

-hugs tight-

Why won't people just leave you alone? I wish I could meet you irl.

Zathract Mist said...

http://i.qkme.me/36b873.jpg

Zathract Mist said...

Yeah, sorry, not being very helpful.

Jophiel said...

Because people hate me. I'm used to it! *Smiles brightly*

Zath... Perfect... Just... Just perfect.

Nixion Strange said...

Caps got my attention

Ebony Law said...

Gtg have dinner, be back soon.

Zathract Mist said...

NIX REIWHDOSUWIDFVBLSK *TACKLEHUGS*

Jophiel said...

Bye Alex!

Hi Nix!

Star Inkbright said...

OH, SHIT.

So, the page won't respond, I don't botehr to fix it, and ZATH COMES ON. *facepalm*

(Seriously though, what is up with the world? First Sir, then Nix, and now Zath. :))

Wbd, I think. Playlisting.

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Zathract Mist said...

Hey, and kay, Ink.

Such enthusiasm, Nix.

What be happenin'?

Nixion Strange said...

Da YouTubes be distracting, and not much else
You?

Duck said...

ONE MORE WEEK UNTIL LAST STAND OF DEAD MEN!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

BOTH ZATH ADN NIX ARE ON.

WHAT.

JUST WHAT.

THE MOOON MUST BE BLUE.

BLUEEEEEEE.

OOH, THEN BOTH THE MOON AND ME ARE BLUE SPHERES!

YAAAAY!

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Zathract Mist said...

Similar.

Recently wrote a 14,000 word story for English, even though it only had to be 600, but y'know.

Mostly Youtube.

Nixion Strange said...

I may have mention this at some point as well, but I'm taking up a better style of writing where I don't really go in order, just whatever scene I feel like writing
I say better, meaning better for me

Jophiel said...

The last time I remember both Zath and Nix on was when I 'learned my lesson'... *Laughs* That was a good day...

Zathract Mist said...

Fair enough.

I've started a new plotline that's essentially going to be a war situation, so I predict that I'll be adopting a similar style considering the scenes would be easily stitched together afterwards.

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

HIZES

Star Inkbright said...

@Nix: Luce does that, write out of order I mean, and her writing's fantastic and she's getting it pubished, so it sounds like a good idea. :)

Seeing as how I post each chapter on my blog as I write it, I try to write in order. I post little enough as it is. :P

If there was a record for a website that distracted people the most, I think YouTube would own that record.

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Star Inkbright said...

HEY BLAZE.

Am I still a train?

NOOOOOOOOOO DON'T MAKE ME A TRAIN! THEN I WON'T BE A BLUE PHERE LIKE THE MOOOOOON!
ALthough, then I could run people over and move faster than a float.
Hmm.
Am I a train?

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Jophiel said...

Eld!! *Snatches up hedgehog and hugs*

Star Inkbright said...

I can't remember the last time both Zath and Nix were on, because I have a terrible memory for things like that. :P

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Nixion Strange said...

War? Cool. Mine's kinda war at some points, but mostly just battles instead of full out war

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

ahhh hi guys *huggles* No star. You 'normal' now.

Jophiel said...

*Swings Eld in circle* You're so cute!!

Star Inkbright said...

Wars are cool. No, they're not. Fictional wars are cool. Real life wars, less so . . .

I think my diary-entry story may end in war, but idk. I don't really want everyone to rebel, because everyone in these situations always rebels. It's so obvious.
So I might make them not rebel, just to be speckle, but on the other hand, if nobody rebels, there isn't really anything interesting happening.
So I might make them rebel and then have the rebellion fail.
But then they still rebel, and until it fails, it's still boring and ununique, you know?

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

ahhhh *feeling dizzy*

i need to edit something, cause i feel terrible for my bad edditing skills D: so to make up for it im going to edit something that wont get published (i might be becoming a published author guys!)

Zathract Mist said...

Nice. Is that the one with all that battling you got me to help with a while back, or is this something new?

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

.. this is why i dont spell btw

Star Inkbright said...

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS NORMAL.
NORMAL DOESN'T EXIST.
SoOoOoOoOo . . . I DON'T EXIST???

*frowns*

Hmm.

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Jophiel said...

Congrats Eld!! *Throws her up in the air and catches her*

Nixion Strange said...

No, this is an original story. Angels and stuff. Hoping to consider publishing it one day

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

star. thats why i put it in '' things. cause normal is... well for boring and strange non awesome people. i cant reduce you to that!

Zathract Mist said...

Awesome.

Mine's an original too, and is more technological-based rather than sorcery-based.

Star Inkbright said...

@Eld: I would hate editing someone else's writing.
I wouldn't know how they wanted, so I wouldn't know what to do, and I would just freak out . . . :P
And then I would put it off, because I obviously dopn't like freaking out, and then I'd never get anything done and the person would get annoyed at me.
So in other words, I don't want to edit anything.
Um, yes.
I'm not too sure why this needed saying. :P

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Nixion Strange said...

Technology? I haven't seen enough of those in a long time. Lookin' forward to it

Zathract Mist said...

Yeah, it's going to be the stuff of epicness hopefully (I can dream).

Multiple dimensions and all.

Star Inkbright said...

@Eld: Thanks! :)

*exists*

The only time I use the word normal now is when I'm discussing the word like this, or when I'm being sarcasm. Like, "Yes, that's very normal."

@Nix: What type of angels?

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

yayzess

oh yeah wbd... editing...

Star Inkbright said...

*being sarcastic

I swear, my word-association is getting worse.

@Zath: That sounds cool. :)

OH, DAMN. We're going soon. Severe msd.

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

zath and nix

kinda reading your convo... (i no stalk...)

AND THAT SOUNDS AWESOMELY COOL!

yayzess! hia nd i shall just... ya know.. be quite now...

Nixion Strange said...

Angels, with my own twist on them
Something in between Supernatural and the normal Angels

Mary Contrary said...

I'm still alive. :)

And now filling my brain with Motion City tunes. The upbeat ones. *nods*


SO HI. :3

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Zathract Mist said...

Thanks, Ink. And alright.

Ugh, you had to mention Supernatural... I have so many shows I have to watch, Supernatural among them.

Star Inkbright said...

@Nix: That's cool. *nods*

I need a better word for 'cool'. I'm being to sound repetitive.

Hunter: RADIOACTIVE. As in, MILKSHAKES.

Me: Shut up and get out of my head. :P

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Nixion Strange said...

Sowy

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

hi taia!

OMG COB COMES OUT TODAY ASDFGHJKL

so im going to see it on saturday :]

Zathract Mist said...

You better be.

But nah, just means I have a lot of catching up to do.

Jophiel said...

Sleeeeeeeeeepy...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

He-llo!

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Mary Contrary said...

Hey Eld! :)
COB?

Omgg, Zathract! Nixion! Hi!
It feels like quite some time since I've seen either of you - How're you both doing? :)

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Star Inkbright said...

@Taia: YOU'RE ALIVE? CONGRATULATIONS! :)

Hi!

You know, the only people who call me Ink appear to be either Aussies or Derek. It's cool. :) Maybe Derek has Aussie blood in him. XD
I like being called Ink, but I like being called Star too, so I usually gve people the option of either, and then they see people calling me Star, so they start calling me Star, and then more people call me Star, so even more people are influenced into calling me Star. It's like evolution. I don't think Ink will become the superior breed unless elephant hunters (HUNTERs) start shooting Stars or something. Kind of sad. Poor Ink. I told my friends to call me Ink when they were looking for a way to distinguish me from the otehr Holly though . . . But that didn't really work out. Once you think of someone by a name, it's hard to change it. That's why I give up on so many nicknames I invent.

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Jophiel said...

Sup Trip?

Star Inkbright said...

I can do it with character names though, so I think it's only hard to change when everyone else is calling blah by blah. If everyone tried to change to the nickname, I think it would work. But there's little point in that.

. . . I think I've made my discovery of the day. :)

@Taia: IT IS SOME TIME. THE MOON IS BLUE!

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Star Inkbright said...

HI TRIP! :)

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Zathract Mist said...

Hey, Taia. I've not been here for over five months, so it would be right to feel that way.

I'm doing alright, yourself?

Star Inkbright said...

@Death: Did you just appear or were you here before? *frowns*

Damn, I'm bad at keeping track of people. I'm just gonna stop saying hi and bye to everyone, now. :P

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Star Inkbright said...

Damn. Gtg. :(

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Nixion Strange said...

Dinner, ciao for now

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I'm listening to Radio 4. It's..... Sad. They're playing a drama about a social worker who's life is falling apart.

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Ieni Lorarté-Strider said...

Hello!:)

Zaaaaaath!!!!!! It's been a while! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*

Mbd.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Bye Star!

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

HOBBIT! *huggles*

...Ink/Star Im Aussie and I call you Star... Should i change to ink? Or call you star? I dunno...

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

Oh yeah and cob

city of bones ASDFGHJKL;'ASDFGHJKL;'ASDFGHJKL;'
ASDFGHJKL;'SADFGHJKL;'ASDFGHJKLLSADFGHJKLASDFGHJKASDFGHJKL

Zathract Mist said...

Adios, Nix.

Hey, Ieni!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

She just murdered a paedofile...

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Mary Contrary said...

@Star: THANK YOU! :)

Hm. I always /used to/ call you Ink... When did I stop calling you Ink?
This occurred to me a while ago, but I didn't know what to do about it, so I went on doing nothing about it. Maybe I'll kind of interchange between the two. That's what I'd thought. But, yeah. I don't know what I'm saying. :P

Hey Trip! :)

@Zath: Ha, hey, it's good to see you. :)
And I'm grand, thanks. ^^

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Jophiel said...

I was here before, Star... I'm just distant...

Mary Contrary said...

@Star: Blue? IT'S BLUE!!!

Awh, bye Star! -Ink! -Star!
*hugs*

Aw, bye Nix!

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well anyway!

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Mary Contrary said...

HEMINGWAY, IENI! :)

@Death: Hi! Did I say hi before? I don't think I did - Hi! :)

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Zathract Mist said...

I'll be super distant from now on, I expect.

I can't keep up with a crowded Blogland like I used to (I know this isn't crowded, but honestly, any more people than around three becomes too much). Anyways, yeah.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

You're getting old Zath. *laughs*

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Jophiel said...

*Punches Trip lightly on the arm*

Hi Taia

Ieni Lorarté-Strider said...

Sorry - my dad just phoned.

Hey, Trip, Eld, Death and Taiaa!!!:) *ninjaetoplanetacklehugs*

Did anyone in the UK get their results today?

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hey Leni! *hugs*

*flies three miles from Death's punch*

Doesn't know her own strength.... *trudges back*

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Jophiel said...

Hi leni!!

Jophiel said...

*Laughs and calls after Trip* Sorry!! *Laughs and sneezes*

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

hey leni *that really long hug thing back*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*jumps out of the way of a person sized peice of snot* Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

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Mary Contrary said...

*is ninjaeroplanetacklehugged*
*raises hand* I did, Ieni. :)

Distant - Considering homework.
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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Aw! Look at the widdwe biddwe hedgehog! Awwwwwwwwwwww! *pets Blaze's profile picture*

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Jophiel said...

Trip... I always sneeze into a tissue... *Facepalms and throws empty box of tissues at Trip* Meanie... *Snuggles under blanket*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yeah, but it went through the tissue! Cause you know, it was so big! *hides in a nuclear bunker* PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

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Mary Contrary said...

O.O
Did Death grow a lot or something?

She might be a giant. *nods*

We can't be silent,
'Cause they might be giants!
And what are we going to do unless they are?


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Noelle said...

*wakes up on the g round*
*yawns, stumbling through the portal*
*comes back about twenty minutes again and collapses... Again*

Jophiel said...

Trip, I'm so tired that this is funny. I know you're mean though... *Is laughing really hard and now she can't breathe*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

SEVEN DAYS TILL 1D3D, LSODM AND LIAM'S BIRTHDAYYYYY

I start school tomorrow :(

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Noelle said...

((NUUUU I missed Nix and Zath? :( ))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hey Adra.

Aw, Death. I'm hurt.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Young Neil: Wounded even?

Me: Wounded, Death!

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

First, huzzah!

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

i gtg BYE EVERYONE *hugglles*

Noelle said...

Goodbye Eld

Jophiel said...

Trip!! I can't breathe!! *Looks away and starts breathing again* I hate you...

Bye Eld!!

Mary Contrary said...

Hey Mara! :)

HOORAY! :)

And 26 days until Inside Out, if I got that right. C:


Aw, Bye Eld! *hugs*

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Noelle said...

*drinks a home-made concoction, slowly getting to her feet and joining the others?*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Um......... I ded to........

Standing for what you believe in, and not just letting others trample on it before your eyes.

For to stand in the face of the majority and tell it it's wrong, is the bravest thing a person can do.

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Jophiel said...

Wbd... I'll be ninja-ering to be here...

Noelle said...

*Raises glass*

Okay Rose

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*hums softly*

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Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Hiya

Noelle said...

*picks up her phone, getting another call*
..Hello?
Still
*frowns*
I've given way too much already.
...Yes I know. I'm not an idiot.

..
..
Right. Yes.
Thank you.
*ends the call*

*Murmurs* Well this is a lovely start to the day. *begins texting about a thousand different people*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hey Luna!

*hugs*

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*frowns* You don't seem overly happy in your new job. Is everything all right?

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Noelle said...

Hiya Luna! *waves*

Noelle said...

This isn't my new job, it's my idiot siblings. My new job is later in about... *checks the time* An hour and twenty...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh okay......

What's up with your siblings?

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Noelle said...

*doesn't look up from her phone* They were bring drunken idiots and got into a car crash. And they're still in operation.. *frowns, trying to make out the words on the screen*

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Hiya! *hugs back* i dont remember who you are!

Jophiel said...

*Punches Luna* Don't be mean to my family!!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh, okay.


How many siblings do you have?

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi everyone! Can't stay long.

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

My new uniform is huge on me D:
Warm and comfortable, but huge and ugly.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hello Mr. Saint! How're you?

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh, okay.

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Noelle said...

Alright then, Luna.

Victoria and Antonio.. Don't you remember?
*grimaces* Antonio's in a worse condition as well...
*frowns* Damn. I don't know how much longer I can-
*gets a phone call, and she immediately creates a portal, murmuring an 'excuse me' and dashing through to a large OR with her brother and sister side by side*

*yells at a doctor, who takes more of her blood and she sits, scrutinising their every move*

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Deathy but i wuv u! And you know i dont remember anything!



Mr. Tod is mad with us/ you

Jophiel said...

I can imagine...

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Back. Just putting on sun cream. Going to the beach! :)

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Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

ERMEGOD you know the PPS monkey dogs from this month one of them has a MOUSTACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*sneaks through the portal, snoops around unnoticed*

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

So what's going on?

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Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

DEATHY TWO OF YOURS HAVE MOUSTACHES YOU MUST TRADE ME ONE!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hello again Rhydian!

I love the beach, I build the crappiest sand castles, then spend the rest of the day building huge sea defences to keep the tide off them for as long as possible. :P

What beach are you going to?

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