My Twitter-wife Holly Smale has brought to the attention of her Twitter-followers, of which I am one, this here magazine article entitled "I Hate Strong Female Characters" — http://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2013/08/i-hate-strong-female-characters — and I have to say I agree with it wholeheartedly.
For those of you too time-constricted/lazy to read it, it basically holds up a hand in the classroom and has the temerity to ask "Why are vibrant female characters called strong?" Why are they limited to such a thing? More to the point, however, is why is the word "strong" slung in there at all? If you take away the strong bit, that leaves "female character"— but isn't a female character just as inherently strong as a male character? Why do they need "strong" in there at all?
People say to me all the time "Derek, you're great," and I can't argue with them. They go on to say "I love your black shirt/blue jeans combo" and I nod wisely, agreeing with them but not needing to put it into words. Then they say "It's so cool that your books have strong female characters" and I shrug, and say "Hey, I'm a pretty awesome guy. Now go get me some Skittles."
Valkyrie is a strong female character. As in, she's strong, she's female, and she's a character. But she is not a Strong Female Character. She's not a role model — not really. She's deeply, DEEPLY flawed. Over the course of these eight books, she's done some outstandingly heroic things, but she's also done some downright mean and nasty and selfish things. She's hurt people. She's become arrogant (and not in the cool way that I am).
Here's what Holly has to Twitter-say about the subject:
"Strength" is one dimensional. It's saying "women can be strong like men", NOT "women are flawed, complex, brilliant, weak LIKE MEN."
I love it when readers don't like Valkyrie. I love it when they actively dislike her for the things she's done and the way she's behaved. But it's like they're surprised. It's like they can't compute. "Okay, wait, so... she saves the world but... but she's cheating on her boyfriend?? How is that POSSIBLE?"
Valkyrie is a character. She's as messed up as any male character I could ever write. That's what makes her real to me.
Having a girl as the protagonist in an action/adventure/horror/fantasy/whatever means things are going to get physical, and you all know how much I love my fight scenes. But having her kick ass is not why she's a good character.
Years ago, I was yapping to my mother about Buffy and Xena and talking about how great it is that we now have these TV shows about such strong female characters. My mother, who admittedly has never watched either show, asked me if these really WERE strong female characters, or if they were merely male characters with boobs.
Having a blonde cheerleader save the world with her martial arts skills doesn't equal feminism, she said. That's a male tactic. How about her saving the day using tactics that aren't all about punching and kicking and killing?
I didn't have an answer for her then. I still don't, even now. There's a whole debate to be had that I'm just not ready for, that I may never be ready for. My mother is a pacifist. I am not. We see the world differently, we operate differently, even though we want the same things. We both want equality and peace. My mother is the sort to talk her way to equality and peace. I'm the sort to talk to the point where I reckon more talk won't do any good, and then smash my way through to an understanding. It is not an enlightened viewpoint I hold. It is a crass, brutish viewpoint — but in a crass, brutish world, I believe my way is the way to go. Mum believes otherwise.
And that's the difference, I think, between us. We live in a world carved by men, where fear and oppression and violence are a part of our lives. I can't even IMAGINE a world sculpted by women, where other values have taken hold. I'm limited in that way. I could try not to be, but I honestly wouldn't know where to start. That's kind of sad, when you think about it. For all my imagination, I can't even imagine that...
... (turns to stare hauntingly out the window).
Monday, August 19, 2013
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[manages to tacklehug Adra without knowledge of or access to her current location]
Uh...
#ChaseForBook9
Hi Fabi.
*flings her arm over the side, closing her eyes*
I'm... I'm sleeping.
*falls asleep*
O-Ook...*looks a bit scared but doesnt protest*
God night Adra I guess
Night Adra?
Sleep well, Adra.
#ChaseForBook9
I HOPE YOU DREAM OF UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS ON A PORCUPINE-DRAGON'S TAIL!!!!
NIGHT ADDY!!!
*Takes deep breath* Okay... Harder to breathe here... Wanna fall?
OMG MUSTACHE TIMEEEE!!!!! *pulls out a blue marker*
*Grins evilly*
Okay...
what should it be this time?
Okay *collapses on floor*
Night
asdghhfdrkdgjf sghgsv
*is asleep*
#ChaseForBook9
YES!!! TWO PEOPLE TO DRAW MUSTACHES ON!!!!!!!
Gtg bye.
#ChaseForBook9
NOOOOO FABII!!!! I NEED HELP DRAWING THESE MUSTACHES!!!
*a gun appears in the hand that is hanging over the edge*
*murmurs in her sleep*
*Pouts* C'mon Adra!!!
that's not faaiirrr
fine *Tip toes over to Mara and kneels down*
*Carefully begins to draw a curly french moustache*
*nods* i is harder...
*punches Jubi*
Don't you dare.
#ChaseForBook9
OUCH! *rubs nose*
Jeez Mara... No need for VIOLENCE!
((Omfg I'm trying to sleep here))
Darn.. Now I can't draw mustaches on anyone... *Pouts*
You have a lovely blue smudge on your lip though, Mara *grins*
*puts collar on Adra that says 'Fido'*
*Glances at Adra*
*tip-toes over to the tree and begins to climb up*
*Reaches out and tries to take the gun out of her hand*
*Grins and lets go of gravity* Geronimo! *Starts falling*
Msd
*screams as we fall* AAAAAHAAHAHAAH
*throws gun onto the ground and climbs higher, Marker in hand*
*Leans over Adra and carefully begins to draw a blue curly mustache*
*hits Jubi with her gun and shoots at Zaf*
Leave.
Me.
Alone.
*tries to not laugh loud* Jubi...
HEY!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Your gun is over THERE! *points to the ground*
*cries out falling from tree* oww...I think I broke my arm...*glances at blood from stomach* ooh...
I carry more than gone gun.
*glares at her* I'm tired, Jubi. *wipes away the mustache* Bother someone else. *flips over*
Oh.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM
Cheese cake
*Laughs and lands lightly on the ground* *Catches Alexis in her arms*
oh.. darrnnn
and you can't simply WIPE AWAY a permanent marker.
YOU WILL HAVE A HALF OF A BLUE CURLY MUSTACHE ON YOUR FACE FOR EVERRRR
or 3 days...
maybe 4
And are you OK Zaf?
I did.
Now get out of here.
((Seriously though- you don't know where I am))
dangnabbit..
*mutters* the things I do for moustaches...
*Sigh*
*Climbs down from the tree*
Um... Zaf? *Pokes with foot*
heheheeh weee
Totes! *stands up* Ooh my foot hurts! *shrugs and walks on my foot*
*Shrugs* OK!
*falls back asleep*
(By the way, it's a pretty small nook anyway- it would only fit about one or two people. So when I say book, I mean nook.
*walks and ignores the blood from the bullet wound and the broken arm and possibly broken foot* Jubi lets raid Trip's bar!
OK!!!!!! :D *Skips over to Trip's Bar*
*limps after Jubi giggling* weee LETS GO DO THIS!
YAAAY!!! *pulls on the door*
it's locked...
DO YOU HAVE A HAMMER, ZAF?
Those little shits...
*rolls over, hissing under her blanket* No...
*closes her eyes, fighting the nightmares and eventually falls asleep for good*
Yay loosing my voice........
NOOOO DON'T LOOSE YOUR VOICE!! THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TALK!! AND NOT TALKING IS BAD!!! VERY BAD!!!
*produces a hammer from somewhrre* HEEERE!!!
YES!!! *Smashes down the window* *Climbs in* Look out for the glass!!!
*follows Jubi avoiding glass* LOOKS FOR THE LOOPY WINE!!
OK!!! *looks around for the loopy wine*
wait..
DOESN'T ALL WINE MAKE YOU LOOPY??
No...ITS *takes a bottle of wine* THIS ONE! *puts money for the wine on the counter* YAAAY!
YAAAAAY!!!!!
*takes a sip giggling* (one of the momets when Ari woukd be perfect we got Zaf drunk bleeding and with a broken arm)
*Takes the loopy wine from Zaf*
*takes a sip*
YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!
Very distant...
DEATH!!! HAVE THE LOOPY WINE!!
Jubi I give you a bottle! *steals another and gives one to Jubi and takes my own back taking another swig* WEEEEEEE
YAAAAAY!!!! *drinks from new bottle*
WHEEE!!!! *runs around in circles*
*runs in triangles* WEEEEEE
can i have some of the wine?
*skips in circles, Loopy wine splashing all over the place*
*Holds out hand* Pass one here!!
Oh no... Now I has loopy wine on my pretty new shirt....
*giggles*
Look!!! *Points to shirt* There's a BUMBLE BEE!!! *giggles* Bumble bee!
I think this called Tumblesoz! *takes a sip* WEWEEEEE THE FIRE TRUCK GOES WEEEWOOWEEWOO
YAY!!! *tosses loopy wine to Death*
*gives Deathy a bottle of Tumblesoz aka loopy wine*
BUMBLE BEEZIE WHERE?!
*looks at Alexis* No, tiny person.
LOOPY WINE IS FOR THE BIG AND RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE!!
*Giggles and points to my shirt* RIIIGGHHTT
THERE!!!
Alexis wants loopy winePL;EASE?
*Takes a gulp* Ooh... Wow...
*Hic*
*giggles*
*starts poking it* BUZZY BUZZY BUZZY
NO! TINY PERSON DOES NOT GET BIG PERSON DRINK
*goes and takes a shot glass and has a sip of a less loopy wine* eww why do adults like this stuff?
*Giggles* STOP ZAFFY! IT TICKLES!!
*giggles and trips over a stole staring at my broken arm* OOH LOOK THE BONE
*Laughs and falls over* Weeeee!!
NOO!!!! *runs over to Alexis*
*Takes two steps and falls down giggling*
I FELL!!!! *giggles more*
*Hic*
I WAS UP THERE! *points up*
AND NOW I'M DOWN...
HERE *points*
*Hic*
*giggles at Zaf* BLOOD!!!! :D
*Pauses* Blood...? BLOOD DUPRE!!! *Giggles*
*giggles* JUBI LOOK MY BONE LETS POKE IT!!!
*rolls over* *screams*
SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M SLEEPING HERE
*covers her ears*
Ugh.
*now leaves for goodies good*
*walks out into the middle of Blogland* CAN SOMEONE SANE LIKE NICCOLO ARETHA ADRA TRIP OR SOMEONE HELP I THINK THEY ALL GOT A WEE BIT DRUNK
YAAY!!!! *pokes the bone*
hehe IT'S ALL SLIMY!!!
we have to CLEAN it *Nods* *pours loopy wine on the bone* *Giggles more*
*cries out from pain but immediatley giggles* POKEY POKEY POKEY!
hehe YAAY IT'S ALL BETTER NOWWWWW!!!!! *Pokes the bone*
*Hic*
*giggles even more poking the bone too* LOOK IM BLEEDING FROM MY TUMMY!
*Giggles harder and pokes Zaf's tummy*
hehe
EWWW IT'S ALL SQUISHYYYYY
OOOH!!! *stares at it giggling taking another sip*
*takes another sip of loopy wine*
HEY LOOK A MATCH!
OOOH!!!!!!!!!
*drops loopy wine* *Glass shatters all over the floor* uh oh....
Loopy Wine all gone :(
HAVE ANOTHER! (Adra did tell me that more then one of the loopy wine could kill you)
Where is someone coherant when i need them?
*Giggles* Silly Adra *shakes head*
*Takes a mouthful of her wine and hides bottle* Yep!! All gone!! *Giggles*
*Picks up the match*
Don't even go there.
[Grabs the match]
Idiots...
#ChaseForBook9
NO!! FABI!! GIVE IT BACK!! *pouts*
*Grabs at the match*
*drinks wine and accidently sets a few wine bottles on fire* CUZ THIS GIRL'S ON FIRE!
*Tackles Fabi* I wanna match!!!
WEEWOOWEEEWOOOWEEEEO *pretends to be a firetruck*
HEY LOOK!!! I FOUND A WHOLE BOX OF THEM!! *pulls out a match and light it, light from the flame reflecting in my eyes* PREEEETTYYYYYY
LEMME PLAY LEMME PLAY LEMME!!!
Nope. [Grabs a hatful of water from the lake and dumps it on the flame]
[Sleight of hand and the match appears to vanish]
#ChaseForBook9
HERE!!!! *hands Match to Zaf*
*Lights another match*
*Smile drops*
You...
YOU MADE IT GO AWAY!!! MEAN FABI!
NOOOO NOOO PWEETIFUK COLWOERS POOFED *takes sip of wine* LETS PLAY HUNT FOR NICCOLO!
Do you have a dolphin lisence, Death?
[Gets back up again]
Dumps water on Jubi and the matches]
Nuh-uh.
#ChaseForBook9
NO!! BAD FABI! BAD BAD BAD BAD BAAADDD!!!!!!
and now I'm all wet.. :(
*Drinks more loopy wine*
*hic*
More like sane Fabi.
Or very veryvery annoyed Fabi.
Alexis, are you alright?
#ChaseForBook9
*sips wine* Loooooooopppppyyyy
*Pouts* Mean Fabi
im slightly scared....if Niccolo or Aretha comes can someone tell them to help my mother?
*Drinks more loopy wine*
oooo
I feel DIIIZZZYYYYYYY *falls over*
*giggles*
*pretends to be a kitten* MEOW
I FEEL WONKY!!! *giggles*
WOONNKKYYY!!!!!
Would you rather I stay out of things, then?
So they can swoop in and save the day?
#ChaseForBook9
*Marches around bar*
WONKY! WONKY! WONKY! WONKY!
*Grabs Fabi's Arm* HERE!! *holds out Loopy Wine*
IT'S GOOD FOR YOOUU!!!
(Actulally because i gtg now...)
No thank you.
[Dumps some nickels in the place where you're supposed to put the money and gets self a coffee instead]
#ChaseForBook9
BYE BYE TINY PERSON!!!! *waves*
*finishes wine stumblig by the trehouse collapsing asleep*
I GTG I BE BACK THURSDAY
Bye then, Alexis.
#ChaseForBook9
BAD FABI! *Splashes Loopy Wine in Fabi's Face*
Bye Zaf as well.
#ChaseForBook9
BYE BYE ZAAFF!!!! *giggles*
[Splashes coffee in Jubi's face]
#ChaseForBook9
GAAH!!! HOT!! HOT!! HOT!! HOT!!! *licks lips*
...
Is...
Is that...
IS THAT CAFFEINE!!??!?!?!!
It's certainly better for you than that.
#ChaseForBook9
*Eyes widen*
ARE YOU INSANE!?!?!?!?!?!
*grabs Fabis shoulders and shakes*
WHAT HAVE YOU DONNEEE?!?!?!?!?!
*hic*
*Looks around* coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffe coffee coffee coffee coffeeeeeeeeeeee
must find coffeeeeeeeeee
*Runs around Drinking more loopy wine* *giggles*
Coffee is a funny word..
COFFEE!!! I FOUND IT!! *Pours all the coffee into the loopy wine*
YAAY!! *drinks*
aaaah CAFFEINE!!!
*Gulps wine and hiccups* *Tips now-empty wine bottle upside down* I wants more!!!!!!
[Sighs]
[Picks up Jubi and starts dragging her out of the bar]
#ChaseForBook9
*Eyes widen*
Caffeine...
nononono
not Caffeine
*hic*
*Takes another sip of loopy wine and coffee*
Whats up with everyone....
*Leaps into bar and grabs more loopy wine* Mine!!! *Runs out of door*
CAFFIENE!!!! *pulls away from Fabi*
NO!!!
*runs around in circles*
[Grabs Jubi again and shoves her toward the door]
Do you want Trip to kill you for trespassing?
#ChaseForBook9
Ok well, I don't drink or take caffine so I think I am the best person here <3
Trippy!! Trespassing!!! T!!! *Opens bottle and starts drinking quickly*
*grabs Luna's shoulders*
There is....
a reason why *Blinks a few times*
why I don't drink *Hic*
Caffiene...
Hello Luna. They're being very insane and idiotic!
((I am not actually mad at you all--just clarifying))
#ChaseForBook9
*Pokes Fabi* You have a funny forehead...
Ok! *Turns into bee* *Buzes away*
*Tosses loopy wine bottle at Jubi* *Falls to the ground giggling*
BUMBLE BEEEE!!!!!!!!! *Chases*
Crap.....
*Turns into monkey* DON'T YOU DARE PULL MY TAIL!
That's called a freckle, Jub Jub.
[Attempts again to carry her out the door]
#ChaseForBook9
*Almost Catches loopy wine, but drops it*
uh oh...
Loopy wine all gone..
again :(
*Places loopy wine on the ground carefully and tackles Fabi* My Jubab!!
ooohh
FRECKLE!!!
*giggles*
FRECKLE FRECKLE FRECKLE!!!! *pokes the freckle*
Deathy has serveral bottles of wine!!!
*giggles and drinks my own loopy wine*
*drops bottle and it shatters*
Oh no.....
Not the caffeinated loopy wine!! :(
[Topples over and hisses in annoyance]
[Curses and puts a metal net over the cabinet/cooler/fridge/whatever where the loopy wine is kept]
Msd, and I bet you'll be glad when I do.
#ChaseForBook9
*Turns into T-rex* ROAR AND STUFF!
*Pushes Deathy down* *Sits*
NO!! MEAN FABI!!
JUBI NEEDS LOOPY WINNEEE!!!
[Face begins turning purpley-red]
#ChaseForBook9
*Bites Luna* Off me!! I want my wine!!
HEEYY!!! YOU CAN'T BE A T-REX!!! THAT'S /MY/ JOB!!
Jubilance needs a nap.
[Starts singing a lullaby]
#ChaseForBook9
NO!! NO NAPPY TIME FOR JUBILANCE!!! *shakes head fiercely*
*Tugs away from Mean Fabi and runs away*
Oh, everything's gonna be alright...
Don't you worry...
[Face darkens a shade]
#ChaseForBook9
SCARY FABI!!!
NOO!!! SCARYYY!!!!!!!!!
Just close your eyes, the sun is going down
You'll be alright...
#ChaseForBook9
HAHAHAAA!!!! FABI GOT FIRST!!!!! YES!!!
Fabi...?
ROAR ROAR MEOW...... Wait...... MISSSSTTTTTTTTT SHE BIT MY BUTT!
Haha you bitt my but hehe
*Pokes Death* You have a funny nose
Death...?
#ChaseForBook9
SCARY!!
*Kicks off Luna and tackles Fabi* I LOVE YOU FABI!!
FABSY WABSY!!!! *Pokes the freckle*
FRECKLE!!! FRECKLE FRECKLE!!!
*Turns into Deathy* Why'd you kick yourself?
[tacklehugs Jubi]
YOU AWESOME PERSON
#ChaseForBook9
*giggles*
*Looks at Luna* You're ugly...
*Hugs Fabi* I LOVE YOU FABI!!!!!
And you, too, Luna!
[Face is now bright purpley red]
[Appears to explode]
((gtg bye))
#ChaseForBook9
*Frowns* DEATHY!!! THAT'S NOT VERY NICE!!
O.O
FABI EXPLODED!!!! *giggles*
SHE WENT BOOOM!!!
*Turns into Fabi*
Your all mean <3
Fabi is right there!! *Pokes Luna*
*yawns*
Jubi SLEEEPPPYYYY
*passes out*
*Snores*
((back))
[Appears to form from dust and ashes]
Well, hello there.
#ChaseForBook9
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