Friday, August 2, 2013

LSODM Tour Details. And Dogs.

Okay then, here is the most up to date schedule I have for the LSODM tour and related festival visits. Check back here regularly, because I'll be updating this as I learn more.


AUGUST

Sunday 25th:

Edinburgh Book Festival — 1:30 PM — talk and signing.


Thursday 29th: PUBLICATION DAY!

Easons, Liffey Valley, Dublin — 4 PM — signing


Friday 30th:


Waterstones, Bluewater, London - 12 noon — signing.


Saturday 31st:

Waterstones, 6-6a Exchange Centre, Putney — 10 AM - signing

Canada Water, Southwark, London — 2 PM — talk and signing


SEPTEMBER

Sunday 1st: 

WHS Kingston, Bentalls Shopping Centre — 11:30 AM — signing


Wednesday 4th: 

Mountains to the Sea Festival, Dublin — 4:30 PM — talk and signing


Friday 6th:

Easons, Galway — 4 PM — signing


Saturday 7th:

Hodges Figgis, Dublin — 11 AM — signing

Dubray Books, Bray — 3 PM — signing


Sunday 8th:

Easons, O'Connell St, Limerick — 2 PM — signing


Saturday 14th:

WHS Arndale Centre, Manchester — 10 AM — signing

Liverpool One, Liverpool — 3 PM — signing


Sunday 15th:

Discovery Centre, Winchester — 2 PM — talk and signing


OCTOBER

Tuesday 1st:

Solstice Theatre, Ireland — talk and signing


Saturday 5th: 

Bath Festival — 4 PM — talk and signing


Tuesday 15th:

Swindon Youth Festival


And now here's some funny dogs. 

This is the Most Cheerful Dog In The World:


And this is the Most Sinister:


This is the Dimmest:


This the Dopiest:


The Happiest:


And this is the Most Scared Dog Ever:




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Noelle said...

*puts a hand on her vassal's shoulder* I love his speeches. They just... *shivers* They give me chills. *shrieks as the rows of demons go up in uproar*

Unknown said...

*glances at whatever Dragona is* what are you? Never mind, don't answer that.

Dragona Pine said...

*prowls around the demons, waiting for a moment to strike*

Dragona Pine said...

Brb, will be back soon.

Noelle said...

I feed your true name darkness. If I were to stop supplying, however... She would starve. As would your little Necromancy powers

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*appears* *looks around* *meets Chaos' eyes* You thought it wise to gather all of your demons in one place?

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*shakes head* I really rather not do that. I don't want my magic cut. *for once has a small sense of respect towards Chaos* Necromancers would be jealous of me to meet you.

Unknown said...

Nero look your vassal came!

Noelle said...

*tilts his head to the side* Ah- Nero, it appears that your vassal has arrived.

Adra Cruciatus said...

Oh good- hello, Croatoan.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Leave. Niccolo. Alone. *aims gun at Nero* or you die

Unknown said...

At least you have yours, Nero. Mine is well...I'm enjoying her fear. And anger.

Noelle said...

*barely lifts his hand, and the gun falls away to dust* Be not so quick to draw, Miss Kerias

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*hisses* Chaos!!!!! *is fighting Justaria back*. Don't hurt him please...

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Zafira, I am fine. Calm down, please- at least try to- and worry for your daughter instead.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Niccolo Chaos is using her as his vassal *breathes deeply* Please tell me Nero can't control you.

Noelle said...

*Steps forward* Okay, stop.

Brothers, sisters- listen to me, please! This is not right! We are taking the lives of thousands by day, and if you haven't observed the precious, unwavering devotion of these people... Then you are cold.
But some of you- some of you I know are better than this endless slaughter! So please, listen to your sister, and stop this madness!

Adra Cruciatus said...

I wouldn't be fast to dismiss me, Vassal. *glances at his sister Lorelei, then picks up a sword*

I am truly sorry, sister. But this must be done

Unknown said...

*faces Lorelei* Sister be quiet! You are embarrassing yourself in front of your master. What do you expect us to do? Nero has not got his vassal yet and I want mine. You are a disgrace to us.

Noelle said...

*eyes widen* Brother, please-

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*stabs Nero with salt knife* stay away from her

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*steps between Nero and Lorelei* That was admirable, Lorelei, but I think it is in your best interest to leave now.

#ChaseForBook9

Queen Flora Ophelia of the Flowers; Leader of the New Land of Stickers; Prophet of the New Order; General of the Shadow People said...

*pokes head out from inside the cupboard*

Is the fight over? I was in there for quite a while...

Starrrr!!! <3 that ded was totally incredible!!! :D
I'm always totally amazed by people that can rhyme :P

#chaseforbook9

Adra Cruciatus said...

*rushes forward, impaling his little sister in her heart, listening to her scream, then gurgle off into silence as her body falls forward.*
*pulls out a match, tossing it onto her dead form*

Now- brothers. Sisters. Does anyone else have objections?

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*douses flame with water before Lorelei burns*

#ChaseForBook9

Unknown said...

*looks away slightly hurt thearing her screams* Of course not, Nero.

Noelle said...

*the flame die down, and her face is black and charred. Her eyes are towards the ceiling*

...I can see everything now...

*her body caves in itself, falling into a black skeletal body of ashes and dust*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I do Nero. I do.

Adra Cruciatus said...

*grins a bit* She was a lost cause. *picks up the skull, presenting it to the crowd* This is your punishment if you defy our Lord!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

So you plan to do that to me because I defy Chaos?

Adra Cruciatus said...

Of course not, Vassal. By then, you will be under my sister's control.

Dragona Pine said...

Back.



*growls and hisses at Chaos* *extends claws*

Niccolò Croatoan said...

I would like to point out to all of the demons- your brother Nero has just murdered your sister in cold blood. Her only crime was to speak her opinion. If what she says is true- that many of you are in fact above endless slaughter- and I believe some of you must be- this cannot sit well with you. You must be numerous enough to take a stand, to be listened to. Do not let her death be in vain. If you stand as individuals, you will be cut down, but if you stand together you have a chance. How many of you really wish for what is to become of the universe if Chaos succeeds?

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Good luck with that, demon.

Dragona Pine said...

*growls at all the demons*

Noelle said...

*smiles* A valiant attempt, I shall admit, Mr Croatoan- but these demons respect me and they fear their leader. I do not believe that they will defy me for a troubled child

Unknown said...

*nods to Croatoan* Some of us would but look what happened to Lorelei, none of us want that. You mages follow the Elders in your country, would you be able to overthrow them? My vassal is a Grand Mage, you can't overthrow them nor can you overthrow Chaos.

Dragona Pine said...

*dives at Chaos, claws extended* *tackles him to the floor*

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Perhaps some of them are clever enough to realize Lorelei was not nearly as troubled as you are.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*looks at Lorelei, torn apart inside- but manages to keep a grim expression*
Nero- do you not feel what you did?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Demons Naamah said I am a Grand Mage, I am. I will do anything to help you but if you want freedom stand up against Chaos! Mages stopped Mevolent, you CAN stop Chaos!

Dragona Pine said...

*starts chewing on Chaos' neck*

Niccolò Croatoan said...

I could overthrow the Grand Mage if I so desired, although it is true that most mages could not. But the difference, Naamah, between mages following the laws of the Sanctuary and demons following the laws set down by Chaos, is that mages elect our leaders. We choose who we we think is just enough to make decisions that benefit us. Chaos is what we call a dictator, and those usually end up overthrown.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*looks at Mr. Pine* Oh yes- I remember you. I accidentally put to much of my darkness into you. *stands up* Pity.

Dragona Pine said...

*is not Mr Pine*


*is the Apatonynchus - a creature that he created*

Dragona Pine said...

*disembowels Chaos and stabs him with the spikes on his tail*

Unknown said...

You may be able to overthrow, Zafira yes. But Chaos is stronger. Most of us fear him and respect him. That is why he is our leader. Do not think we can or will.

Noelle said...

Oh- that is an interesting word, Croatoan. Dictator.
I shall have you know that I did not ask to be awaken- these children did so myself. And for the sake of all of you- I should have stayed asleep.

Dragona Pine said...

*bites right the way through the head of Chaos so it falls on to the floor*

Noelle said...

*is unfazed by the onslaught of wounds being inflicted upon him*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Then leave give my child back, Chaos.

Unknown said...

*bows to Chaos* But, my Lord. We want you. That is why we woke you.

Dragona Pine said...

*rips Chaos apart using his claws*

Adra Cruciatus said...

*grins a crazed smile at Lilith's Vassal* of course I do- but my people are greater than one

Dragona Pine said...

*hisses at the rest of the demons*

Niccolò Croatoan said...

They fear you, Chaos, but the way you tell them they ought to live leaves no room for free will. Lorelei spoke her mind and was killed for it. I am certain there are others who agree with her. If they are being killed for what they believe in, it is clearly not the wish of all the demons that you rule them. Killing any who dissent is what dictators do.

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

need a hand?

Unknown said...

*glares at Croatoan* I ought to kill you. But you are a vassal to my brother. You will soon be Nero's then maybe you'll understand us.

Noelle said...

I am afraid it is too late for that, Miss Kerias- I was the one who put myself into a slumber last. I warned the earth that should I be awoken again, I will not go back.

*turns to Naamah* I understand that, but I quite honestly do not see why you children felt the need to wake me- you are more than capable of doing this on your own.

*ignores the creature trying to injure him*

Dragona Pine said...

*growls and hisses at Chaos*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: if you want to take over everyone what can be done to me? Malphas I have not seen yet.

Noelle said...

You are confused, Croatoan. I have only just awaken- I have barely said a command to these demons

Adra Cruciatus said...

Malphas is around here somewhere, Vassal.

Dragona Pine said...

*changes into The Dark Shadow - his most powerful villain*


Chaossssssss, you are weakkkkkk

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

What do you actually want?! What? I do not get it!

Niccolò Croatoan said...

If any of you demons disagree with Chaos, distinguish yourselves.

I am not confused, Chaos, but nor do I wish to continue arguing with you. Clearly, nothing will come of it.

#ChaseForBook9

Unknown said...

*bows head* It was a...mutual...,agreement it was time, my Lord.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: No. I will not be a vassal to Malphas! *focuses on Chaos* Niccolo...if Malphas should try to take me over do what you must to me.

Edward Fletcher said...

ill go

Noelle said...

No, creature. You are weak- you do not seem to fully grasp who I am. Perhaps your alchemist friend could explain it to you.

Miss Kerias- I just want to be. That is all- that is all that I will ever strive for.

Dragona Pine said...

*surrounds Chaos as shadow-smoke*

Noelle said...

*glances at Mr. Fyreheart* An admirable power, but one that has no affect on me.

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Sherlock? Did you not lose your soul? How are you alive?

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Then why don't you leave us alone? Niccolo, Aretha, Adra, all of us who you came to first. None of us want to be controlled by demons.

Adra Cruciatus said...

*waits and watches as none of the demons move forward*

Well there is your answer, Vassal.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: *pulls back* Please. I just wantmy daughter back. *sends satl knife at Chaos*

Noelle said...

Again- you all are horribly confused. I have not told a single one of these children an order. I have told them nothing. From the moment when I woke up, they have pampered me and worshiped me. I haven't done a thing

Dragona Pine said...

I grasssp who you areeeee... you are nottt jussst a demonnnn... you are darknesss...


... butt so am IIII...


Born innnnn the spacceeee betweennnn dimensionsssss.

I ammmm everywheree at onceeeee. I cann go anywhereee and any whennnn... I am darknesssss.

Noelle said...

*walks through the cloud in front of him, so he can see clearly* *the knife does not bother him* I am not a demon.

How many times must I explain this to you all?

Unknown said...

See he has not ordered us! We did this on our own.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Naamah can I just kill you? Chaos if I kill Naamah I doubt you'll do anything

Dragona Pine said...

*grasps Chaos' head*


Give innnnn... otherwise thingssss will become... messyyyy...

Noelle said...

And, yet- I am still greater than you. You and I are different- I have never been born. I have always been.

Adra Cruciatus said...

My Lord, we awakened you to free you, and to have you guide us

Unknown said...

Good luck, Vassal. I've always wanted a daughter. I hope the child inside you is a girl.

Dragona Pine said...

My bodyyyy was bornnnn... my mind, lesssss soooo...

Noelle said...

Unlike you as well- I am fair, where you are not. I have not chosen who to stand with. You have- you try to protect the humans.

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Then what has driven you all to kill in such great numbers? I cannot believe that you all enjoy pain so much for no reason at all. I know well enough that no one relishes pain without some sort of driving force.

Chaos, if all you want is to 'be'... Alright. You may consider me confused. Could someone please explain all of this?

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

The demons dont stand with us! Never have! Naamah killed my husband once!

Dragona Pine said...

Protecttt themmm to killll them laterrrr... no one everrrr toldddd me notttt to playyy with my foooddddd...

There is no enjoymentttt ifff you and yourrrr banddd of demonssss killlll humanityyyyy...

Unknown said...

It is how we are, Croatoan. I hear you have killed and tortured for 500 years, join us and let that side of you out again.

Edward Fletcher said...

@niccolo, my soul was absorbed by chaos so if you stop him i return but im bored

Dragona Pine said...

I feeedddd on miseryyy and painnn... the more I getttt the strongerrr I becommeeee...


And you have just killeddd people in masssss amountsss...

I have infiniteee powerrrr... you are nothinggg but a fly to be swatteddd...


*opens eyes, becoming more than a humanoid shadowy figure - a humanoid shadowy figure with white triangular eyes and sharp teeth*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

(Coco even i dont know...fully or i would explain. Im just rpng Naamah to help Adra out)

Noelle said...

All I have ever done- and will ever do- is exist. I have lived this moment before- seen it. I know how this ends.

Mr Croatoan, you seem to be still missing the point- the demons acted on their own to fuel us. In this whole time have I myself ever killed a single being- demon or human? You all assumed that I was evil. I am darkness, yes- but that does not mean I am evil. However, it does not mean that I am good. I -simply- am.

Dragona Pine said...

*sends shadows into Chaos' brain and has a look around*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*quietly* Man is not one but two he is evil and good, thats how you are then, Chaos?

Noelle said...

I do not expect you all to be able to understand- it is something you must experience alone.

Dragona Pine said...

Actuallyyyy I am experiencingggg it nowwwwww...


*relives every moment from Chaos whilst in his brain*

Noelle said...

I... I think I might understand.

*curtsies slowly to Chaos* You are half of an alchemist's philosophy...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*kind of bows to Chaos but doesnt bend fully due to stomach* You are what fuels our magic. Many Necromancers would die to have met you, it is an honor.

Noelle said...

No, creature. I do not believe you do. You still believe in pain, therefore your are still bound in your mind.

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Naamah, I have not- I... *takes step backwards* What? No, I... I haven't... 500 years... *slowly raises hands to head* Stop... *falls to floor, eyes wide and haunted*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*turns to the thing* No.... You are an insult to Alchemy.

Noelle said...

*walks to Niccolo, bending over and kneeling by him* Niccolo- focus. Look at me, Niccolo.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*kneels by Coco* Niccolo snap out of it! Its 2013 you are Niccolo Croatoan you love Aretha Tesla! Come bsck

Noelle said...

*raises his eyes* Good- you two seem to comprehend me. This is a good sign. Perhaps you do have hope of surviving this as well.

Unknown said...

*goes over to Niccolo* Snap out if it, Croatoan. Come back to us. *quietly* I rather Nero have you as you are now.

Dragona Pine said...

Myyy mindddd isss not boundddd, frienddddd.

Andddd I am no creatureee... I am assss much of a creatureee as youuuu... we have similarrrr powersss... I just choooosseee to have a formmmm... it is not just painnnn... painnn of the soulll...

Adra Cruciatus said...

*smacks Naamah in the back of the head* Stupid sister. There is something wrong with my Vassal...

*sighs* I shall give it a minute, before I go

Unknown said...

Nero brother wait. Let him be until it passes. Do not damage his mind.

Noelle said...

You are a creature. I do not care about anything- I only fuel. You hate and feel and rage against objects. Your emotions block you- you have far to go until you reach your true potential

Adra Cruciatus said...

His mind is already damaged. I do not think there is much more I can do

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Chaos, how are you able to supply my true name?

Dragona Pine said...

Haaaa... emotionssss...


You thinkkkk I feelll?


You are wronngggg, friendddd... so veryyy veryyy wronggg...


I ammmm hateeeee. I ammmm rageeee... I ammmm deathhhhh.






*fills Nero with rage and hate towards the other demons*

Unknown said...

Wait, brother. Let him be himself. He has 49 names in that small head, waiting is wise. I have to fight Justaria to get Zafira. It is not wise to go in yet.

Noelle said...

Imagine it as this, Miss Kerias- when everything comes to be, a little bit of my darkness works its way into its makeup. When a soul or the object passes on, the darkness is returned to me. I am a loop with everything in existence, an endless, never ending loop everywhere, everywhen

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Interesting. It's like the stream. Life goes there, where you take the darkness back.

Adra Cruciatus said...

*nods* of course, sister. But he is also weak in this moment.

*is already filled with rage towards his siblings*

Noelle said...

It is.

Unknown said...

Peace, brother. Peace.

Dragona Pine said...

*goes into Nero's mind*


Lettt the rageee out.... killlll all the demonssss...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*widens eyes* You have no idea how much I am amazed and fasinated.

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*looks at Adra* *opens mouth to speak but immediately forgets what he was going to say amidst the sudden influx of memories* *stares past her at nothing*

#ChaseForBook9

Adra Cruciatus said...

Your human words poison you, sister.

Dragona Pine said...

Destroyyy them allllll Neroooo...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Niccolo. *focuses and uses shadows as a shield around his body and mind* Nobody can touch him mentally or physically. *quietly* Damn it Coco if ypu had made a link with me or Ari one of us could help you

Unknown said...

What do you mean, Nero? I'm protecting you. I know what true names are like! *sees what Zafira did*Stupid Vassal!!!

Niccolò Croatoan said...

((Sherlock, if you are still here, I would simply like to apologize for the lack of things you are able to do at the moment. Feel free to join in as something/someone else, if you are able.))

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Niccolo, find your center. You can do this. Remember the good! Remember Aretha- how much you love her! Remember having fun with us- remember the truth or dare! Hogwarts- everything!
Do not focus on the bad things Alastair has done- it was not you.
FOCUS, DAMMIT!

Noelle said...

*intercepts the signal to Nero's head* If you were truly omnipotent as I am, you would let them do what they must instead of trying to change them

Adra Cruciatus said...

You care too much, Naamah dear.

Unknown said...

No I don't!! Nero for once listen! Now you can't even get to your vassal. Let them do what they need.

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*continues to stare at nothing* No, but it is... It was... I- I'm sorry... Do not waste your time on me right now. There is still Chaos.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Adra I'll watch him. Work on Chaos. And Coco no. You are my friend I will never let you alone in this state.

Noelle said...

Niccolo, no one is being left behind in this. In fact... I think the situation is already resolving itself. Chaos... *shakes her head* He isn't evil. He just does his job- supplies everyone with darkness. That's what I believe in, Niccolo- darkness and light inside everyone. He hasn't done anything.

Niccolò Croatoan said...

The demons intend to seek his aid in destroying the universe, though, do they not? And Alexis... There are larger problems here. I shall be fine in a few moments.

#ChaseForBook9

Adra Cruciatus said...

*nudges Naamah* you may proceed...

Unknown said...

*glares at the three Vassals* I want to take over my vassal if I could.

Noelle said...

*whispers harshly* Yes, but I don't think he means to join them!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*the tip of a demon-killer sword comes out of the centre of Chaos's chest. Trip has many demon weapons sticking out of him, and even more cuts and wounds, he is covered in demon remains* Who's the Alpha demon now, Chaos?

#ChaseForBook9

Unknown said...

*steps up behind her Vassal* you're mine now, Kerias!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

No never!!! *sends fist into her face* get away!!!

Unknown said...

*fist goes through her*Stupid Vassal. *latches self into Zafira's mind* Again I feel the child. Amazing feeling.

Noelle said...

*blinks* I have said this already- I am not a demon. Never will- never shall be. Your weapons are useless. *heals his whole body*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: crap. *glares* Damn it Naamah leave Zafira ALONE the poor woman is PREGNANT

Noelle said...

Trip- wait!

*grabs his arm* Stop!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I'm sorry, I didn't hear. I was too busy stopping myself from being murdered by your minions.

#ChaseForBook9

Unknown said...

No, Javier. Maybe Malphas will show up.

Noelle said...

*raises his eyebrows* Well this is interesting...

I do not command the demons, Mr Castalan- they work of their own will.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: let my wife go!!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well, they certainly like avenging their brethren.

Wait... How do you know my name?

#ChaseForBook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*takes deep breath, stands* Trip, use that sword where it will do good. Zafira has been possessed again.

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

trip, you still got the swords?

Adra Cruciatus said...

*turns* you what, My Lord?

Unknown said...

Yeah no. I like this vassal*snaps and Trip's hands break* Croatoan you won't get her back again!!!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Four. How many do you want?

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

I remember every being that I have put darkness into, Mr Castalan.

Edward Fletcher said...

just one will do thanks

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*energy flows over hands so Trip can still use them* To be honest, I don't think I can even feel pain at the moment, too much adrenaline.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*looks levelly at Nero* This was certainly an experience, but I believe that I would be better off supplying the universe with darkness. You were wrong to assume that I enjoy killing

Unknown said...

Well you're no fun! *ignores Trip and turns to Nero and Chaos*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*throws sword to Fletcher* Well, this has been nice, Chaos, you don't seem like a half bad guy. Glad that you aren't going to kill Adra here, but now I can actually talk, I have something to say.

#ChaseForBook9

Unknown said...

But my, Lord....you...we....we woke you!

Noelle said...

*gasps* Trip!

*growls, pulling out her bow* You're going down, Naamah.

Chaos- if there was some way... To convince you...

Unknown said...

I dedicate this page to my Lord, Chaos.

Unknown said...

*smiles cruely* No I won't. If you hurt me, you hurt the child in my Vassal.

Star Inkbright said...

There were many yellow candles in the room. They glowed and filled the light with a happy warmth. Sometimes some were removed, sometimes some were added, but there were always yellow candles, and not a corner of the room was not filled with their light.

Then, one day, a green candle was brought in.

At first, it stood out like a sore thumb.
But then more green candles were brought in, and the light in the room slowly began changing green.
The warmth was fading, the yellow light dying. Some of the yellow candles were so cold that they went out, and as such were tkaen from the room prematurely without replacement.

Gradually, the yellow disappeared, and inside of a cosy yellow room filled with light, there was a cold, dark room, lit only by a small group of green candles.

You would think the green candles would notice, right?

You'd think they would grow alarmed and call the yellow candles back in?

But no. So many of us have gone out and disappeared. More fade each day. I'M going. ME, who said I would neve leave. You're blowing me out.
And you just sit there gloing your roleplay acting like nothing's wrong.

I miss the yellow candles. I miss that warm, cosy room.

Your green light is beautiful in its own way. But it's not the amazing light we gav off. And that is why I've sat here for two hours refreshing the page every five minutes and saying nothing. Because I have no place in this green room of yours.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Also, you may want to be ready for your followers to try and kill you.

BUT NOW! HOBBITS OF THE LEGION OF SALTED BLADES! ATTACK! *Hobbits drop from the ceiling all holding swords, Trip throws his third sword to Bob, and the Hobbits form up in a ring around the group, about three thousand of them, in polished silver armour with winged helms. They barandish their salted swords, ready for an attack.

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Noelle said...

*hoists up the bow* Lilith already told me what you've done- I don't think there is a lot more I can do.

Dragona Pine said...

Chaossss... you may be able to heal your body butttt...

*sends darkness into Chaos' body*

Noelle said...

*nods* I'm impressed, darling. *looks at all the Hobbits*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I'm... sorry Star. I understand how you feel, and I'm sorry this happened. Goodbye, and a good life to you. Remember, we're always here. Just a couple of clicks away.

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Edward Fletcher said...

Penguins and leprechauns JOIN NOW *appear as the hobbits did*

Adra Cruciatus said...

Forget Chaos, sisters and brothers...

KILL THE CREATURES!!!


*the demons rise in an uproar, attacking the Hobbits*

Star Inkbright said...

That said, blowing your light out would achieve nothing, and would only shroud the room in total darkness. I'll leave you to your greenness. Don't worry about me.

(I'm not leaving - I can't leave the remaining yellow candles all on their own. But I'll definitely have some serious thoughts once I get back from holdiay, if the room's still green.)

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Star, please don't go! I'm sorry! I've tried to call people back! I've sent emails, I've talked to people who wanted to be talked to, I just don't know what else to do! Tell me what I should be doing, and I'll fix it. If I've ignored you, tell me- I'll do whatever I have to to make it stop. Please, please don't go... I'm so sorry...

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Edward Fletcher said...

bye star,as trip said. always here.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Star you don't have to leave. Everybody is mad that we roleplay? It's annoying that people complain we roleplay. It was how Blogland was before. It isnt gonna last we all have school soon so we'll be busy again. *sighs* Your choice to leave. Nobody told you to leave. Nobody ever will.

Star Inkbright said...

Your light's beautiful, Trip. Don't let me blow it out. *hugs*

I just don't belong in a green room.

I'm sorry.

I can't stop myself being yellow. It's the way they made me in teh factory.

Fours. *shrugs*

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Star Inkbright said...

You continue burning, guys. Don't worry about me. *hugs*

Damnnnn . . . Look. I wouldn#t have posted this if I'd known you'd all take NOTICE of me. :P GO BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE DOING!!! :)

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Star *hugs* Do not leave forever.

Noelle said...

Star- don't do this. Please. We... We didn't mean for this to happen- and we're not bad guys. Star... Please. Don't. Oh shit I'm crying. Star... *hugs tightly*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh good Star, you are one of those truly amazing people, who you only come across a few times in a lifetime. Who just emit this wonderful feeling wherever they go, and whatever they say make sense, and makes you feel better, no matter whether it's angry, happy or anything else. It just betters you.

*Hobbits fight back with skill and grace, holding off the demons*

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Trip! She just said 'you'd think they would grow alarm and call the yellow candles back in', and you're just going to send her off with a goodbye and some well wishes? No! That's a whole part of the problem! Maybe I was too exhausted to put up much of a fight before, but I've had enough time for my emotional turmoil to die down and as such I have plenty of energy to make sure the people who are here stay here. I am not letting anybody else leave. That's a whole part of the problem! We can't just say 'ok, have a good life' and let people go! There are people we care about! This is our home! This is the only place we have to talk to each other the way we like to! We can't just let it fade!

Star, again, if there's anything you know of that I can do, tell me, and I'll do it. Please.

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Noelle said...

Zafira's right. It won't last much longer- once we all go to school. Aretha, Zaf and I (three of the biggest instigators) Will be gone... Please don't leave now

Edward Fletcher said...

star, do not leave forever. it is not blogland without us all

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*Bob slays many demons with his Demon killer, truly honouring his name, Bob Tottallyawesomeatfightingandkillingstuff and his small hometown of DIEYOUSTUPIDNON-SENTIENTCREATUREDIE!*

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

I just roleplay if that's what the people here are already doing... Recently people have been upholding conversations at the same time, too... I didn't think I was hurting anyone anymore... So I'm sorry, and again, please tell me what I can do...

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Star Inkbright said...

Shit.

*blinks*

Look, I went to all this effort not to stop you burning, and now I've gone and ruined it all.

Look, just pretend I'm not here. Remember your light is beautiful. Don't ever go out. I love you. Thank for for everything. Blah blah blah. :P

I can't leave permanantly, not when I know there's yellow candles here who need me to lend them wax and that.

I'm sorry. D:

I didn't realise you wouldn't just, like, ignore me. :P

Otherwise I wouldn't have said.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Guys lets just...she said she won't go. For now. We all said don't go and I have faith Star wont. She said go on so lets go on. She will be back. I have faith.

Star never leave. We ALL burn as one.

Noelle said...

We aren't cold, Star! Green... Green isn't cold... Why is it so bad to be green! *is actually crying* Why must it be one or the other! Why does doing this hurt so many people! It wasn't meant to! It never was- but it does. And it isn't fair that it does- because it is... it's just what I love.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Ah, no. We don't just resume our roleplaying like nothing ever happened. She said that was what she wanted, and what she expected, but that isn't happening. This is a problem- one that is clearly still very prominent- so we need to address it, and we are not just going to ignore Star. The fact that she thought she would go unnoticed in and of itself is appalling to me.

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Noelle said...

Because no one is green, and no one is yellow!

We are one, Star. We're... Blue. There is no green, there is no yellow. We all are blue, and just because we are all the same color doesn't mean that we have to think the same.

Star Inkbright said...

There is a reason I didn't want to disturbed the peace, and that reason is, you're awesome and I don't want to upset you.

Look, I'm not upset, okay? I was upset, but then I wasn't because I found a care for it. (Yes, I typoed 'cure' as 'care' on purpose. GO LOWLOW MATURE CHEDDAR SPREAD ADVERTS!!!)

GO BACK TO ROLEPLAYING. IGNORE ME. :P

@Ari: I don't know what you could do.

"One cannot live whilst the other survives." Well, if you ignore the fact that it sn't good v evil (it's goodevil v evilgood), it's like that. The light is beautiful yellow and beautiful green. When it's yellowgreen it just looks like sick and is all yucukiness. :P

GO BACK TO ROLELAYING.

I love you all. :)

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I agree.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...
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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

With all of it.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I've been doing both at the same time, that's why I got rid of the tag, because it was such a hassle to write in what I was doing. When I ask if anyone wants a drink, I'm asking both spectrums.

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Edward Fletcher said...

i agree too.

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