AUGUST
Sunday 25th:
Edinburgh Book Festival — 1:30 PM — talk and signing.
Thursday 29th: PUBLICATION DAY!
Easons, Liffey Valley, Dublin — 4 PM — signing
Friday 30th:
Waterstones, Bluewater, London - 12 noon — signing.
Saturday 31st:
Waterstones, 6-6a Exchange Centre, Putney — 10 AM - signing
Canada Water, Southwark, London — 2 PM — talk and signing
SEPTEMBER
Sunday 1st:
WHS Kingston, Bentalls Shopping Centre — 11:30 AM — signing
Wednesday 4th:
Mountains to the Sea Festival, Dublin — 4:30 PM — talk and signing
Friday 6th:
Easons, Galway — 4 PM — signing
Saturday 7th:
Hodges Figgis, Dublin — 11 AM — signing
Dubray Books, Bray — 3 PM — signing
Sunday 8th:
Easons, O'Connell St, Limerick — 2 PM — signing
Saturday 14th:
WHS Arndale Centre, Manchester — 10 AM — signing
Liverpool One, Liverpool — 3 PM — signing
Sunday 15th:
Discovery Centre, Winchester — 2 PM — talk and signing
OCTOBER
Tuesday 1st:
Solstice Theatre, Ireland — talk and signing
Saturday 5th:
Bath Festival — 4 PM — talk and signing
Tuesday 15th:
Swindon Youth Festival
And now here's some funny dogs.
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The Happiest:
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«Oldest ‹Older 4001 – 4200 of 4955 Newer› Newest»What, I- *half carries/ drags Trip to the medical bay with a sigh*
*wakes up, stumbles over to a table and gets a hacksaw, cuts off the shackles, takes Adra's crossbow and shoots himself in the foot, Azezel scrams in pain, then dies.*
#ChaseForBook9
TRIP, you killed many people
No one, I mean... no one, controls me against my will. *passes out, falling quite ungracefully to the floor*
#ChaseForBook9
Well he's gone..Now to let Zaffy back out? Naaah
SHERLOCK SHUT UP THAT ISN'T BLOODY HELPING.
*tries to catch Trip and manages to not make him crack his head open* ...fuck
well then *ash floats over to the door* can you please open the door
*glances at self realizing how burnt she is from energy hitting her* oopsie! *releases Zafira who immediaty is knocked out*
*growls* what are you doing?!? *hoists Trip's body onto one of the medical bay's bed* *breathes out*
*mumbling* A balrog of morgoth...
#ChaseForBook9
*Mr E enters and sucks the ashes into a hoover*
Javier: and you'd think you'd learn from seeing Niccolo weak after one of his names comig out? *picks Zafira up and takes her to the Medical Bay*
*turns back into normal human Dragona*
The simple act of a true name taking over does not make a person weak. It is what the name does while in control that causes fatigue.
#ChaseForBook9
*points to another bed* Put Zafira there.
Mr. E- I don't even want to know.
*leans over Trip, holding up her hand* how many fingers do you see?
I must go now- I shall be back in an hour or two.
#ChaseForBook9
*is asleep*
#ChaseForBook9
*rolls her eyes going to Zafira* Hey- you alright?
Yeah- Dragona are you hurt?
Javier: ah. I get it now. And Justaria did a lot while controlling Zaf. *puts her on the bed*
Javier: Adra she's been knocked out the moment Justaria gave her reins back
No. I'm not hurt. I was an Apatonynchus, completely immune to well... everything. ^^
Oh. I have food and drinks and beds here for anyone who needs refueling... *gestures to the beds and the fridge and cupboard on the wall*
*goes back to Trip, looking at the arrow in his fiot* Oh, I really don't want to do this...
*sits up with a start* Chaos is the balrog!
#ChaseForBook9
Adra, there's a better way. If you remove the arrow I'll make a small barrier of air in the wound to keep pressure on it which should reduce the bleeding.
*nods* sounds like a plan, Dragona. *rips the arrow from Trip's foot*
Alexis: *comes in* Momma hurt! *sees Momma*
Javier: Justaria took over and well put up a fight against Azelel but when she gave control to mom she was knocked out in seconds...too much for Zafira to handle especially pregnant.
ARGH!
#ChaseForBook9
*makes a barrier of air in the would to reduce the bleeding*
*grits teeth and holds foot*
#ChaseForBook9
Sorry about that. *turns to Alexis* your mother's fine, sweetie. Don't worry, I'm taking care if her
Dragona, if you wouldn't mind getting that air out of my foot, I can handle this.
#ChaseForBook9
*smacks Trip's hands away* don't touch it! I'll have to stitch it up... ((Is he wearing shoes?? I'm assuming so.))
(Yep, always with shoes)
#ChaseForBook9
*makes the air dissipate*
Alexis: okay! *sits by Momma* I was scared cuz Justaria is scary
Good. Take your shoe off, then. *goes to grab medical supplies from a closet*
Apparently I do not need to leave yet. *notices Trip's foot* I could heal that, if you would like me to.
#ChaseForBook9
LUNARIA WROTE OUT SOME A7X LYRICS.
LUNARIA, I LOVE YOU. :)
Anyway.
I think I'll just work on my ded prep, and then work on the ded.
Yeah?
#ChaseForBookNine
*splays hands and flesh like energy fills where it needs to, and blood like energy replaces the lost blood, energy takes off his shoe and sock* You got any painkillers? I'd quite like to stop the mind crushing pain in my foot.
#ChaseForBook9
Actually Niccolo, I think that'd be best.
#ChaseForBook9
Hey Star! Did you read my story?
i return alive
Certainly. *walks over to Trip and heals*
#ChaseForBook9
Alright then. *goes to put the supplies back in the cupboard* how's the shoulder, by the way?
Oh- Niccolo. By the way, are you alright? You seemed a bit... Pale yesterday
I should probably leave a comment before I disappear off the face of the earth.
Very well then.
I'll be back when I can.
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[waves]
(Sorry, I meant to be here more, but it took me this long to catch up with the comments)
#ChaseForBook9
Alexis: Hey Niccolo! *waves to*
It's getting better. Azezel definitely did something that helped heal it when he possessed me. Thanks Niccolo. *puts footwear back on*
#ChaseForBook9
Bye fabi.
#ChaseForBook9
bye fabi
i am heading to find chaos. *walks into storm*
I am perfectly alright, thank you. I have simply ensured that I cannot be possessed. There are a few things I would like to ask you, however, if I may.
Goodbye, Fabienne.
#ChaseForBook9
And this is the floweriest dog ever.
http://www.firstjokes.com/jokes/1bc3ad0015d0767b69f59165509967e326381338914705.jpg
Hmm. Interesting- you should get some rest, or I have some food...
Goodbye, Fabi.
Sherlock, I would not advise that- as far as I understand it, we do not have a plan, besides which Chaos is not fully awake.
#ChaseForBook9
I don't think you can simply "find" Chaos.
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I /should/ get some rest. But first, Adra! Chaos /is/ the balrog!
#ChaseForBook9
Chaos is the what?
then i will look until i find him, then stop him before he wakes
Oh. Of course, Niccolo.
the balrog in moria?
@Dragona: Nope. You know when I said I would soon? That was my left comment before bye-bye wifi, so I couldn't read it or be online anytime after that till the morning, and this morning, it was pretty much wake up, get ready and go out. And then I only got back about half an hour ago.
Sorry.
#ChaseForBookNine
I had a dream, that a balrog killed Adra. Quite a while ago now, my soul as shattering, I'm fine now.
#ChaseForBook9
Alexis: *sits by Niccolo* Can I help answer questions guys?
Ah, that's fine Star. Don't worry.
What, you mean you think Chaos is going to kill me?
But it seemed as if my dying mind was telling me something. And I had no idea what it was. Until now!
#ChaseForBook9
And now I must leave. My apologies- I shall return when I can.
#ChaseForBook9
Well, it was a sort of warning. That if you don't stay away from chaos, you'll die.
#ChaseForBook9
Bye Niccolo!.
#ChaseForBook9
Well if I stay away from chaos then we ALL will die
well, goodbye. i may not return from this quest
*do
Alexis: is Chaos really that evil?
I don't know Alexis, never met the guy.
Why? What do /you/ have against Chaos that we don't?
#ChaseForBook9
* appears in a forest full of minor demons . hides behind tree* lest see if there is a clue here
hello rhydian
i have nothing trip. i just want revenge
What? *holds up her hands* No, I just meant- more manpower- we have a greater chance...
Sherlock get your ass back here before I shoot you. You'll get us all killed if they take a peek in your head
Alexis: well if Adra doesnt fight we're gonna all die! Momma may not be able to fight because she's pregnant! So we need Adra or we will die. And I'm 11 I got a long time til i die
Oh god. Um, so, I got possessed by Azezel, because he faked death. Everyone tried to fight him, and did pretty well, but eventually I managed to regain control and shoot myself with the demon-killer crossbow. I discovered the meaning to the balrog dream and that's pretty much it.
#ChaseForBook9
no adra, im tired of waiting. kill if you wish but i will find him
Hey, I could take on tonnes of demons.
#ChaseForBook9
*talks into earpiece* Sherlock, can you by any chance travel through dimensions?
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So what I've seen I'm guessing that you all want to fight this Chaos thing.
#ChaseForBook9
Well, not /want/, but...
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yes trip i can.
hmm the demons left this. *picks up a spear fashioned from gold* i need to take this back to the lab
Sherlock you idiot! How do you expect to fight fire with fire? Rage does not end by rage
*appears back in the lab* i need a microscope, now.
Sherlock, demons are smart- thy wouldn't have left anything behind.
Hunter might join you? :P
He's stopped being depressed in my head, which helps. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
You know guys, I think we should probably get that spear out of the lab...
#ChaseForBook9
*?gets a microscope* well they left in a hurry. it is made out of gold from, the shire. trip, i need to get to the shire
Go ahead, Star.
What the hell? Sherlock, it might be a decoy... Even if they leave in a hurry, demons aren't fools.
Um.... small problem with that.
#ChaseForBook9
its the only lead i have in tracking chaos
what trip?
Where the Shire /used/ to be, is now Manchester. Secondly, there's nowhere near enough gold around Manchester for this to have been from the Shire,
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*slowly wakes* owws shit
Alexis: MOMMA!!! *hugs*
Hey baby! *hugs back* im fine
well *dissapears leaving a hole in the wall*
*frowns* Something isn't right about this.
FUCK.
SHERLOCK.
Star, if you have time now could you read the second part of the story? If you're fine with it, that is.
You know the spear is still here. And it's pulsating.
#ChaseForBook9
*appears in the middle of a circle of demons* oh no *is taken prisoner unconcious*
I'm doing the ded now.
Which is why I'm not really here either.
I need to do it before I go on holiday.
#ChaseForBookNine
Did Sherlock go get himself killed?
*walks in, picking up the spear* Ah... The prototype. Your friend was an idiot for bringing this here. Soon this place will be swarmed with demons...
I damn well hope so, because I think he's about to get all of us killed.
#ChaseForBook9
Come on! Everyone out!
#ChaseForBook9
*eyes widen* My LAB???
Come on Adra!
#ChaseForBook9
I'm going now. Let me know how this ends...bye!
#ChaseForBook9
I have an idea. *rips the spear out of Nero's hands, rockets out the door, flying far away*
#ChaseForBook9
Bye Rhydian!
#ChaseForBook9
DEMON!!!
*holds Alexis close*
Alezis: demon...
*growls, picking up a semi-automatic from her gun room* Don't make me use this. Get out of my lab.
*goes far over the ocean, findiing a particularly deep trench, uses energy to lower it right to the bottom, then fills the entire area with dirt.
#ChaseForBook9
*chuckles* This place is a source of energy- and you know that. A place where two lines of the earth's energy grid intersect. It's helpful for summoning all the demons we need.
They should be arriving shortly
Alexis: Nero go away!
SHOO DEMON SHOO
Javier: get out
So it wasn't the spear. Crap! *rockets back to the lab* Everyone out! Now! Alexis! Go!
#ChaseForBook9
Even if he leaves, they will still come! Get out!
#ChaseForBook9
Even if he leaves, they will still come! Get out!
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. . . Shit.
I just lost all my ded prep due to a memorystick malfunction.
*sighs*
#ChaseForBookNine
*crosses her arms* I am not letting them wreck my parent's lab. Well- mine now. *growls*
*wakes up tied to a rock facing a sleeping chaos* so this is how i die. as my soul being added to chaos so he can wake. oh well
*shouts into the earpiece* And it's all you deserve! Idiot! Even I'm not that reckless!
#ChaseForBook9
I just don't know why I bother doing anything. -_-
#ChaseForBookNine
Adra, we can't hold them here, but upstairs, we can hold them off. We can recapture the lab, but if we die here, no one will stop them!
#ChaseForBook9
I know Star, it sucks doesn't it?
#ChaseForBook9
*snaps his fingers and one demon pops up in the rafters. Then another. Then another. Demons lining the walls, the floor, the ceiling- anywhere but a large circle in the center. Demons in the side rooms, demons outside, large, small, tall, thin, beefy, lanky- all of them: every. Single. One.*
Oh shit.
Alexis: shit?
Javier: full permission to use that word at this time Alexis
*hugs Star*
Actually, Trip- you're pretty damn reckless. And I think it's a little late to stop them from coming... *looks at the hundreds of gleaming eyes around the room*
*soul sucked in to chaos as he akes up ready to destroy the world* oh well i ...*is dead for good*
You know Adra, I would argue back, but honestly, the only course of action here is run. ALL of us.
#ChaseForBook9
Oh God...
Too many to run Trip. We're done for.
Then we fight. We take as many of them with us as we can, and get forgotten by the world. What sanctuary agents do best.
#ChaseForBook9
*laughs, and begins to chant the word Chaos as his bretheren begin to join in*
CHAOS!
i have risen
*is close to tears* *shakes her head, not joining in*
Circle formation. Don't let them get behind you.
#ChaseForBook9
Actually no, you haven't. You're an impostor.
*gestures to the door*
This is Chaos
*joins in the chant*
chaos!
im coming for you all, trip, adra and your friends. YOU WILL NOT WIN! *appears a few meters away from the lab*
FUCK IT ALL
FUCK THIS WORLD
FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR
DON'T BELONG
DON'T EXIST
DON'T GIVE A SHIT
DON'T EVER JUDGE ME
Is it odd that this song just mad me feel a lot better? :P
Okay. I am disappearing now. Fuck it alllllllllll. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
I AM CHAOS. *throws fire at nero*
bye star
*walks in, gazing at his impostor* I don't believe you are.
Bye Star.
#ChaseForBook9
What the...?
#ChaseForBook9
lets fight for that shall we
*sees Chaos* oh bloody hell
*nods to the second Chaos*
((Sherlock, Adra is the one who owns Chaos- he is her character. She doesn't feel that it is fair that you seem to want to control him))
but first *lab explodes* i will kill trip castalen who killed azezel
*goes to the real Chaos (the onevwho just came in) You have come *bows to*
*shrinks back into a small, demon* damn. i was going to lead the demons
*raises an eyebrow* Naamah, how does Zafira like seeing her daughter used as my vassal?
I did like doing the act of a small child- I pulled it off flawlessly. *chuckles*
i can still kill the rest of you
Oh, Mr. Imposter? It's CastalAn.
#ChaseForBook9
*bursts into flames and melts dying* what, nooooooooo?
NOOO ALEXIS NOOO LET HER GO
*lifts his arm, stopping the youngling* Do not harm them- they are vassals for your siblings. I do not believe they will be pleased to hear you have killed their vassal
She's basically losing it. Si I would say she does not like this.
*raises his hand, and the ceiling breaks, more demons flooding in* Let us join with our vassals, children.
I don't like the sound of that. As, I sort of killed mine.
#ChaseForBook9
Guys? Would you mind if I borrowed your demon killers?
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LET MY DAUGHTEF GO!!!
i have 6 swords trip, take them- sherlock who is dead
*walks up behind her Vassal* Did you miss me? *cackles*
*runs and grabs the six demon killer swords, picking up two, attaching two to his belt*
#ChaseForBook9
Wait!
*throws her hands out* Wait a second, you just plan on taking over out bodies and zooming off?
*holds swords threateningly* (sorry, food, brb)
#ChaseForBook9
Be quiet, Kerias. Your child is Chaos's vassal. Aren't you proud?
Proud?! No...*is crying*
Javier: Shut up Naamah!
Yes, Miss Dark- that was the plan from the beginning.
Leave my daughter's body Chaos. LEAVE HER!!!
((FUCK. SORRY))
(Its fine Adra my iPad did that once)
*kneels* My lord, with all due respect- my vassal has yet to show himself.
My replacement ded:
I was writing a ded
Sitting on my bed
But my memorystick's whacked in the head
There may be a problem, computer said
Not able to be saved, I read
Nor created, nope, that file's dead
My heart sank like lead
My poor little lost missing ded. :(
My ded would've been amaziggle
But now it's lost it's wayziggle
Won't come out and playziggle
Totally ruined my dayziggle
But now I'm rhyming, yayziggle!
Not as impressive, nayziggle
But I'm fed up, so heyziggle. :P
But whether I do what I was doing or rhyme
It's only as different as lemon and lime
Both sour citrus fruits that don't taste like grime
Just one takes more time. :/
I love you all
Don't want you ever to fall
I want to help you through every beastly squall
And I wish you could all stand proud and tall
And never choke into a ball
You're the best shops in a mall
The most beautiful names on a register to call
Paul as opposed to Saul
The brightest and best graffiti on a wall
The ones I dash to down the hall
Better than iPhone, iAll
Tremendous fun like a Requiem Ball
Never seen before like the word jall
I think I'm stretching this out a bitall
But I could go on foreverall
Because my love for you ends neverall. :)
So sorry if this is shit
Disaster upon me did hit
But I hope you like this little bit
It's just something I have writ
To make up for losing it. :/
#ChaseForBookNine
*clears his throat* Now that that is settled.
Miss Kerias, your friends for days have said that Alexis would not have a demon, simply because she is too innocent. But I will inform you that that is precisely the reason why she was chosen. Her mind is still clean of impurities. And do not fear- only a piece of my existence is inside of her mind. I am not foolish enough to attempt to cram my entirety into her mind- I believe that time would implode upon itself with your daughter as the epicenter.
Maybe you could take, Javier. I can see in Zafira's mind that Croatoan is immune to being taken over. He said it himself. *glances at the hysterical Zafira*
*is shaking from anger* Why not someone older? More experienced? You..BASTARD
*raises a bottle of the alcohol Trip gave her the other day* *drinks* Hear hear
That is quite alright, Nero- you are forgiven. When your vassal arrives, I give you permission to control him.
And Miss Kerias- dare you insult half of yourself? Everyone has a little piece of my mind inside of their own
*stands* Thank you, my Lord.
She is you NOT me. Plus bastard is male, so I didn't insult her.
*stands beside Nero waiting for the clearance to take over Zafira*
chaos my master, what do wish
*turns into the Apatonynchus and growls at the demons*
*sighs, annoyed*
You seem to not understand yet, Miss Kerias- I am not a demon. I am not a god. I am not an angel or a human. But I am half of existence. I am, simply, darkness. Nothing more- nothing less. I am every shadow in existence in the past, present and future- all at once, influencing races beyond your imagination. So when I say that everyone has a bit of my mind inside of theirs, I mean that everyone has darkness inside of them.
*hisses at Chaos*
So is that *has shadows in hand* how I can practice Necromancy? *feels even Justaria scared* my true name would be darkness
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