AUGUST
Sunday 25th:
Edinburgh Book Festival — 1:30 PM — talk and signing.
Thursday 29th: PUBLICATION DAY!
Easons, Liffey Valley, Dublin — 4 PM — signing
Friday 30th:
Waterstones, Bluewater, London - 12 noon — signing.
Saturday 31st:
Waterstones, 6-6a Exchange Centre, Putney — 10 AM - signing
Canada Water, Southwark, London — 2 PM — talk and signing
SEPTEMBER
Sunday 1st:
WHS Kingston, Bentalls Shopping Centre — 11:30 AM — signing
Wednesday 4th:
Mountains to the Sea Festival, Dublin — 4:30 PM — talk and signing
Friday 6th:
Easons, Galway — 4 PM — signing
Saturday 7th:
Hodges Figgis, Dublin — 11 AM — signing
Dubray Books, Bray — 3 PM — signing
Sunday 8th:
Easons, O'Connell St, Limerick — 2 PM — signing
Saturday 14th:
WHS Arndale Centre, Manchester — 10 AM — signing
Liverpool One, Liverpool — 3 PM — signing
Sunday 15th:
Discovery Centre, Winchester — 2 PM — talk and signing
OCTOBER
Tuesday 1st:
Solstice Theatre, Ireland — talk and signing
Saturday 5th:
Bath Festival — 4 PM — talk and signing
Tuesday 15th:
Swindon Youth Festival
And now here's some funny dogs.
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«Oldest ‹Older 3801 – 4000 of 4955 Newer› Newest»*scoffs, sweeping up some broken glass and disposing of it* No, but he's pissed. Really pissed
right, i might go find him later
How many times? I have /everything/ *pours Zaf some Noksha, gets some tumblesoz*
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Photoshoping coz i'm feeling sad XD
*takes sip of glass* thank you. *sighs* at least Naamah is dead finally. *glances at leg i was shot in* too many times did Adra shoot me and then i was almost sliced in half
((At the eye doctor. Wbd for like twenty minutes))
*sips tumblesoz* I have no idea what crazy mind invented this stuff, but it's great.
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This did help with morning sickness.
*Moans slightly and stands up, wobbling on feet* Shoot... Ow... And... Where 'm I? *Looks around slowly*
*goes up into the loft, something hits him on the back of the head, a voice wafts from the shadows*
Voice: You were a fool, Castalan. To think you could be rid of me so easily, all on your own. Very full of yourself aren't you? Well, I activated that nice little sound bubble artefact of yours, your friends won't be able to help you now...
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back now
another cider please trip... wheres trip *looks in the back of the bar*
Heh, you think a little knock to the back of the head will beat me? Come out! Show yourself!
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Me: Should I go to sleep................. Meh!
Mist: YOU WILL GO TO BED NOW!
Me: Your not the boss of me!
Mist: YOU ARE 15 AND I AM 21 THAT MAKES ME THE BOSS OF YOU NOW GO TO BED!
Me: Fine! meanie.... Night all! XD
Voice: Now why would I do that? For after all, I am Azezel, demon master of trickery and deceit. *Azezel flies from behind Trip smashing his fist into the back of his head, then disappearing back into the shadows*
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Night!
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*Stumbles out the door* Woah... *Looks around* And... Where the Hell am I?
Night Luna! I'm so staying up later than you!!))
bye lunaria. *hears noise in the loft and walks up sword drawn*
Hate you! I ALWAYS stay up later than you! And BTW you need to come over so we can learn all the songs to SP *cough* Swan Princess *Cough*
*Azezel spins out of the shadows, and lashes his arm out at Trip. A whip of fire uncurls and hits him in the face*
Azezel: You're fast, but I'm faster. *ducks under a punch* You're smart, but I'm smarter. *kicks Trip in the back, sending him to the floor* You're strong, but I'm stronger. *wraps a string of fire around Trip's throat*
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*enters loft* trip?
Azezel: And now... You're mine...
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*runs up to trip* what, AZEZEL
*tries to reverse-headbutt Azezel, but he tightens the wire* So... if you're so great, why do... you.. want, me?
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*doesnt know what is going on* *cant see or hear them*
*gets on her knees, brushing the blood on the ground which can't seem to come out*
*Azezel spins around, and gestures with his hand. Sherlock flies into a cage of energy.* Fool. You think you can defeat me?
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*spins on the balls of his feet, flies at Azezel, angel sword in hand*
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Azezel: *smashes Trip to the floor, picks him up by the throat*
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*Carry on Wayward Son comes on the radio and she begins to rock out* This is so much better than that minstrel crap in the 1600s
Kill him Trip kill him!
*electrocuted in cage* trip we are both powerful enough to stop *powers drain* no
Azezel: So? This is your so called demon-killer eh? It's pathetic! *throws it into the shadows* You know, I think I'll use you to kill your friend, but let you see out of your own eyes.
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Azezel: Yes... Yes I like that idea. Ever been possessed Trip? I guarantee you won't like it. |*reaches into Trip's mind*
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*shoots the demon* DIE DIE DIE
ADRA, GET UP HERE NOW
You... know... Possession is a two... way street.
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*picks up her home-made flame thrower* *puts it in the weapons room and puts on a mask, beginning to blow torch the metal scraps to fill up the acid holes*
*Trip holds up his hand and an energy shield deflects the bullets*
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*puts her headphones in*
((Sherlock, my lab is almost half a mile from Trip's bar, and under a mountain. I can't hear you.))
Oh screw it im not fighting the demon *watches*
Well then I guess it's a shame you can't drive then.
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ok then think, think. *looks round cage for weak point* you may drain my powers but you cant destroy my army. Penguins here *penguins appear*
I'm afraid Miss Keiras, this isn't your decision... *does the hadukan stance and fires a powerful beam of energy at Zaf*
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Ha! You think penguins will stop me? *slams his palms out, sending out a ripple of energy that kill the penguins*
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*hums, going back to scrubbing at the blood in the floor* Ugh. This is NEVER coming out, dammit!
the crystals. i made them into demon killing swords, 6 of them. *draws sword* youd better hope i dont get my powers back*
*is knocked to the floor groaning* oww * finds the angel sword and taises it to cut Azeil's hand off*
Oh you wont. In fact you'll be lucky to get your life back. *clenches his fist, crushing Sherlock's heart with energy*
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*Azelzel wtf did my iPod do
ive already died once you idiot. *repairs heart*
*hums* I wonder how everyone is at the bar..
Very well then Sherlock. As you wish. Cage! Terminate. *cage turns red and Sherlock's life force disappears*
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look, demon. i am one of the most powerful people you will ever meet. i wont die. *cage dissappears and reappears arond azezel* oh and my powers are back *grins*
*slams to the floor* Heh, can't hold me fr- hnnnghgj
Nice try CastalAN! *slams back down to the floor* I'm stronger than you, demmmmmn-
*punches self in face* Oh really. Well then, be stronger than THIS!
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oh and as trip is also powerful, your slowly burning every second your in him.
Fool, Sherlock, Trip is this cage's true master. And guess who's Trip's master? *clicks fingers and cage re-appears around Sherlock*
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Hey Dragona.
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Hi Trip. Are you a demon or something? ^^
i will give you two choices. *eyes glow blue with lightning* either stay and die a VERY painful death, or run, RUN
Afternoon alll :)
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dragona, trip is a demon
Fight back fight back!!
You think Trip is more powerful than me? There is a heirachy, you see, with demons. Obviously, a weak demon cannot take over a strong vassal, and a powerful demon would be wasted on a weak vassal, so, by power, we organise who gets who. Personally, I like having the power to destroy the world on a whim, so I chose Trip.
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hello flora
RUN OR DIE AZEZEL!
But there is work to do before we destroy the world, so first I will destroy you.
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*jerks fists apart, energy latches onto Sherlock's internal organs, then tears into two halves, all in the space of half a second*
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*clicks both fingers, both halves are consumed by energy fire*
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*decides to get involved and turns into The Dark Shadow - his most powerful creation*
ok, ill die but just know that now you face my mind in the body of somone who your gonna hate. your shake in fear *dies*
Hm? Oh, a walking shadow. How cliche. *blinding energy light beams into the the dark shadow*
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*lasers fire from his shoulders, as they are of course made of light*
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*sighs, scrubbing furiously* GET OUT OF MY FLOOR
appears next to azezel. be afraid, very afraid.
Lol Adra.
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*sends fistfull of shadows into Azezel* STUPID DAMN DEMON
I do not fear. *stabs rassilon with the angel sword*
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*energy catches the shadows.* You bore me, Keiras. *energy picks her up, and chucks her out the window*
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ha *melts angel sword* you wouldnt save yourself, you take over trip and you kill me. this is going to be fun
... Did a demon just say Lol? Okay. World's gone wonky..
* with a growl, she hurls the small heavy brush across the room where it hits the wall* ARGH
(Hi everyone who has arrived!))
*laughs* *vanishes into the shadows then reappears behind Trip* *grabs him and sends shadows into his brain*
I amm nottt justtt a walking shadowwww...
This room is too small to have a proper fight in, come. *punches rassilon and they disappear in a puff of smoke, re-appearing in a feild. The angel sword re-forms on the floor*
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*shadow walks back in and shoots in back of head* I said die!!!!
*energy intercepts the shadows just before the brain, energy coats body and flies into air*
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alright, rassilon and mr e. theyre power is all me. we are one. now to try a new power. *becomes giant wolf*
...I'm totally standing in the way right now
*moves to the edge of the fight*
sorry! I'll just watch from afar!
(btw what's the situation?)
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*energy deflects bullets* Really Zafiara? You think you can defeat me? That's just silly. Come on, let's see some Justaria!
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*drifts after Trip* *turns into a cloud of shadow-smoke*
*surrounds Trip and launches extremely powerful attacks at all angles at the same time*
*draws crystal sword and slashes it at giant wolf*
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*coats self in "the bubble" Deflecting all the attacks, then firing a few return beams of light*
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*sticks a sharpened tendril of shadow through the bubble*
*hears booming outside* probably just a follow up storm... Okay I think I'm cleaned up enough... *immerses herself in her work*
*then decides to turn into the Apatonynchus - his most powerful creature*
*hisses at Trip*
*runs at azezel* i will rip your organs out and burn them. you will suffer eternal pain.
Flora, I believe that Trip has been possessed by his demon
*the bubble disappears and drops a couple of meters under the shadow before resuming flight.*
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You...asked...for ...it*releases Justaria*
Justaria: *cackles and pops 'the bubble* your aura looks weitd
*runs up the wall and chases Trip whilst running across the ceiling*
*watches the Apatonychus fall from the sky* Idiot.
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*dives on Trip and crashes into him, sending him flying to the floor*
*bites off azezels head and spits it out* try and stop me
Of course it does. *punches at Justaria a bit* I'm a channeler possessed by a demon. *grins* I'm back bab-hunjknankkr *falls, contorting and fighting over words*
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*repeatedly stabs Trip with his spiked tail and claws*
*energy keeps head attached. Electric energy flies at monster dragona*
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*shrugs and crushes his hand with shadows* BACK OFF DEMON DESTROYING THE WORLD IS MY JOB!
Aw shit. That's JUST what I needed today.
I'm not magic so we'll have to do this the old fashioned way
*picks up bazuka*
Come at me, bro.
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*tilts head at the energy which has completely no effect on him* *keeps stabbing Trip*
*sheilds self from attacks with energy, suddenly there are thousonds of Trip's in the field. They all speak together* Master of Trickery...
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i dint want to do this as it is a big drain on power but i have no choice. *blue electricity curls round body and lifts into the air*
*carefully drops an eyedropper with liquid into a solution, and it smokes slightly*
*turns on a side lamp, putting on magnifying goggles* I feel like I could just walk into a steam punk convention..
*growls at the Trips* *starts tearing them to pieces*
I'd rather not Taia as I would kill y- *fires a beam of energy at the bazuka*
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*all the trips except the real one turn to dust* fight up here coward
*they all fight back with the powers and skill of Trip, but whenever one is touches it disappears somewhere else.*
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*frowns, looking at the ceiling* That's a lot of magic they're using...
I don't even want to participate. Ugh. I like being alive. *dead bolts her doors and grabs a weapon, just incase*
*is literally tearing the Trip's to pieces, considering he is immune to magic when in this form*
*shrugs and grabs onto Trips life aura and starts to crush it* run demon run or you die! (Justy can see the aura like Darquesse...all true names can and with the demon in him it helps her a lot)
Ooooh, I just found something very fun! *splays his hand and a piece of energy appears inside Dragona, it expands at half the speed of sound, reducing him to small chunks of flesh on the floor. claps hands and squels with glee*
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azezel you coward, fight in the air like a real demon
Did you know Justaria, that aura destruction leaves a nice little gate, straight back to YOURS! *starts to crush Justaria's life force*
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*just tilts head and hisses, since he is immune to magic*
Nah, I'm good.
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*prepared the small medical bay she has* *turns on her earpiece for a second*
When you all are quite finished, I have a medical bay down here.
*fires blue lightning at the ground leaving a giant crater*
*runs vertically up the wall and across the ceiling* *dives on Trip and then bites his neck, tearing out a chunk of his throat*
You cant see it moron only true names can! *is laughing* thats your own you're crushing
*turns her earpiece off, going back to her work*
*It's not actually /affecting you/ Dragona, just expanding, therefore taking up space inside of you, until you explode. The technique is litterraly called exploding*
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Your eyes deceive you Justaria. I do not need to /see/ to destroy. I merely need to know it's there, it's the same with all these things! They're two way streets! *stabs the crystal sword into Dragona's skull.*
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(Trip, Apatonynchus have a forcefield. Stops everything from getting in. They're immune to all magic, even those that don't cause them harm.)
*rests bazuka on shoulder and aims*
hang on a second...crap, just remembered that I don't actually know how to work one of these...
*accidentally pulls trigger*
*flies off backwards into the clouds*
I'll be baaaaaaaaccccckkkkkk.....!
*team rocket style twinkle in the sky as I disappear from view*
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*Crystal sword shatters*
You know, you can eat me all you want, this body will keep fighting until It literally can no longer do /anything/ but I won't die.
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*stabs in eye with salt encrusted knife then slams knee into groin* dude you are so stupid! I keep coming back I brought myself back to life multiple times
well then *trips body crumbles under blue lightning* i guess your powerless
(channeler crystal can't break. Sorry. lol Flora. And also, it didn't get in, it just appeared there.)
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*bites through Trip's stomach and breaks his spinal chord, meaning he is unable to move*
*a voice floats through the air.* You know, you just killed Trip. He is DEAD. And I'm still here. You killed your friend, for no reason. All I can do is say, well done. *sarcastically claps hands*
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*growls at Azezel*
OR IS HE! *Trip materialises in the air behind Sherlock and snaps his neck, then explodes him*
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i can bring the dead back and now you have no host so you are weak
Dude if he dies you die you cant go on in his body! Ugh o hate demons! Sharing my mind was bad enough with Naamah *flies down grabs a horse amd hits Azelel with it* JUST GIVE UP ALREADY THIS IS SO BORING
*energy sends Dragona flying high into the sky, sends a ripple of energy at Justaria.
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*body falls through roof of adras lab as body turns to dust*
*energy does nothing - is immune to magic*
You want out? *explodes Justaria*
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Oh yes. Well, demon powers aren't magic. *disappears in a puff of smoke, then re-appears on Dragona's back, then disappears with him, then again in the sky, kicks away from him, and disappears without him*
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SHERLOCK DAMMIT NO BREAKING MY LAB.
*frowns* did he just die?*
*sweeps up the ash and puts it on a hospital bed labeled: Sherlock
*sets up a sheild blocking the attack* sorry see I don't explode *laugs* cant touch me pesky demon!
(Lol Adra)
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*begins to run back*
(yes adra im dead, again)
(Don't need to, it appears inside you. Energy projection)
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(Through the sky Dragona? Don't you mean fall to your death back?)
(Sorry, that was Azezel.)
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*scolds Sherlock* QUIT DYING. I'll fix you after this little pie wow.
*goes back to her table, experimenting*
*lightening crackles out of the sky and it hits Dragona*
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*sighs as it does crap* stupid demon. I hate fighting things that dont die when they should *goes back down to the lake* whatever i dont care
(Well no, Apatonynchus have a forcefield, remember? A fall would be nothing)
*ignores the lightning as it was deflected off of the forcefield*
*smoke teleports to Zaf* But I do. *holds her under the water*
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(well, the bubble is essentially the same thing, but one measly shadow... I think falling from 20,000 feet will probably do something)
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*dives at Azezel, knocking him to the floor and stabs him with his spiked tail*
Oh dear Lord, this is quite a mess... *strolls onto field*
*in Adra's mind* Adra, are you aware that Trip has been possessed by Azezel, and now plans to wreak havoc on the world?
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*continues to breath using the air element to make air for self*
(Azezel, nah. The forcefield has infinite power. It is made naturally and the Apatonynchus can never get rid of it, and nothing can get through it)
*uses smoke teleportation to take dragona out into space, but gets away before the pressure kills him, leaving dragona behind* Now, that, was dangerous.
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(Glad you woke up today Niccolo?)
((No, I have been awake for some time, but various matters demanded my attention before I could come here.))
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(Well wrlcome back! Glad you're here
Oh really? *frowns* He... *sighs*
WHY DO ZAF AND I MANAGE TO GET FIRST!
Fine! I dedicate this page to killing Azelel, To Niccolo hopefully being able to help, and to Darqeusse my friend!
*shouts* TRIIIIIP
*walks back into scene*
h...hey...*wheezes, out of breath*
*rests hands in knees and trying to catch breath*
the...landed...fuckin' FAR...
*wipes brow* phew...
anyway, lets check out the situa- *looks at the fight*
uhh...
*nervously glances towards broom cupboard*
I left, uh, my weapons, and stuff, in the cupboard. I need to...y'know, grab them so I can, y'know, fight, and stuff...definitely not going to go and hide...
*glances between cupboard and fight*
uh...
*dashes to cupboard and locks self in*
totally not hiding
just want to make that clear
there are just very important things to do...in this cupboard...
mhmm
definitely
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*the Apatonynchus has a forcefield - not even the pressure can get through. Nor does he need to breathe*
adra
*smashes into a tree* You know, mentally yrrrrrr quite POWerfuuul. But I'm sti- *punches self in the face, then the chest* still, strong enough to fight you offffffff.
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*is hit by an meteor and knocked back to Earth*
Just go die in a hole Azelel! *shadow walks and handcuffs the demon then shoots in head*
(I know, but it gets rid of it doesn't it? As it has no way to go anywhere)
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*reaches self into Azezel/Trip's mind, presses Azezel back*
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What, Sherlock? YOU'RE DEAD
*pulls out a megaphone, shouting through the hole in the ceiling* TRIP GET DOWN HERE
(*raises an eyebrow* You were hit by a meteor? Really?)
*teleports away from the bullet* Demon powers aren't magic, remember?
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Trying *stumbles* But I Am STILL POsseeessed. *falls to one knee. Two way street.
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(Oh for god's sake YOUR MAGIC IS BOUND last night Adra bound Naamah's magic your magic or powrr is BOUND it doesnt matter!)
*smoke teleports into loft* Who's possessed now? Sucker?
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*presses harder on Azezel*
*in Adra's mind* We're working on it.
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(Demon powers)
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Just a sec Niccolo!
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*leaves Trip's mind* Alright, how many have died?
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*smashes head into wall* You are /possessed/! Deal with it! I am in chaaaa-
THIS MY HEAD! MY BODY! MY RULES! *faints*
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*crashes into Azezel, biting at his throat* *rips out a piece of his threat and then disembowels him with a claw and holds him in place by stabbing one of the spikes on his tail through his stomach*
only i died niccolo
Ugh. *walks from her lab* YO
EVERYONE
IF YOU ARE HURT
THERE IS A MEDICAL BAY.
*goes to find Trip*
*Azezel flickers out of existence, it was a trick. Real Trip/Azezel is in the loft. Don't kill him please. Trip is half in control*
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Zaf may be if I let her back...
*Trip/Azezel's muscles twitch*
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Dragona, calm down. *picks up Trip and teleports to Adra* *hands Trip to Adra* Here.
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*sighs irritably* Guys stop fighting him he wont die and its a waste of energy to fight him
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