AUGUST
Sunday 25th:
Edinburgh Book Festival — 1:30 PM — talk and signing.
Thursday 29th: PUBLICATION DAY!
Easons, Liffey Valley, Dublin — 4 PM — signing
Friday 30th:
Waterstones, Bluewater, London - 12 noon — signing.
Saturday 31st:
Waterstones, 6-6a Exchange Centre, Putney — 10 AM - signing
Canada Water, Southwark, London — 2 PM — talk and signing
SEPTEMBER
Sunday 1st:
WHS Kingston, Bentalls Shopping Centre — 11:30 AM — signing
Wednesday 4th:
Mountains to the Sea Festival, Dublin — 4:30 PM — talk and signing
Friday 6th:
Easons, Galway — 4 PM — signing
Saturday 7th:
Hodges Figgis, Dublin — 11 AM — signing
Dubray Books, Bray — 3 PM — signing
Sunday 8th:
Easons, O'Connell St, Limerick — 2 PM — signing
Saturday 14th:
WHS Arndale Centre, Manchester — 10 AM — signing
Liverpool One, Liverpool — 3 PM — signing
Sunday 15th:
Discovery Centre, Winchester — 2 PM — talk and signing
OCTOBER
Tuesday 1st:
Solstice Theatre, Ireland — talk and signing
Saturday 5th:
Bath Festival — 4 PM — talk and signing
Tuesday 15th:
Swindon Youth Festival
And now here's some funny dogs.
This is the Most Cheerful Dog In The World:
And this is the Most Sinister:
This is the Dimmest:
This the Dopiest:
The Happiest:
And this is the Most Scared Dog Ever:
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4,955 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 3401 – 3600 of 4955 Newer› Newest»*Lilith's.
Sorry.
And Lorelei is weak...
Exactly Metru. Exactly. I took over the Grand Mage of a country! *cackles* I do enjoy this vassal *winces* even if her true name is a tad annoying
Am not!
*steps from the shadows* I stand up for what I believe in.
Well, you didn't take over a girl how can control gravity and kill with a glare! *Laughs sweetly* I thought it would be perfect back when I had no mind. But I have a mind now. *Grins*
Sure you are Lorelei! Sure you are. You couldn't save that little girl could you? Her father is grieving for her.
*raises an eyebrow* my vassal's a human, so...
As is my vassal if you did not notice
*Angel Sword appears between Naamah's shoulder blades*
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Alexis? What could I have done?
*appears next to Javier* Javier....
Hi sister! *Waves happily*
Hello, sister. Hello, Croatoan.
*has not appeared* *is not anywhere near there*
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Ah, Niccolo, perfect timing. *Smiles* Can you please tell them that I'm not mean? That I'm not Hell *giggles* bent on destruction?
*makes the sword go through self* Oh hello Niccolo! *cackles* Welcome back!
[Reappears without salt water]
[Face contorts in anger]
[Glares at anyone and everyone]
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*was never actually there, the sword simply appeared*
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*groans* Just what I need. An invisible person swinging a sword...
DON'T... DON'T RUIN MY LAB
*Tilts head to the side* Saber, I'm not like the others.
*confused* Who tried to kill me?
Javier: they took her! Took her *buries head in hands* Wheres Niccolo or someone? Aretha anyone
SWORD BEARER PERSON COME OUT! COME OUT AND PLAY!! *cackles*
Ooh... Random floating sword swinging lunatic bent on destroying demons? Oh... Hell.
*Vanishes*
(((Is there anything I can do, i'm BORRRREEEEDDDDDD! So's Tempo and Peri! aren't we? (Got PE now Haha Come on Rein}}}}}
[Smiles sadly at Rein]
I wasn't like the others, either, and it kept me alive. May you be as fortunate.
[Resumes glaring at people]
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*the sword was not swung, it simply appeared* *is still not here*
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I'm sorry, Javier. But I'm afraid that the demon has already possessed her. I wouldn't know...
*appears* *glances at Naamah* So that didn't work, then. Bother.
Javier, why would you call out for someone else to rescue your child?
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*blinks* I'll say this once... Shit. *backs up slowly, stepping over Lilith's Vassal and past Makenna's*
*yelps* Niccolo! Hi! *laughs* No it didnt work!
Javier: for help! I cant go alone undefended! Zaf....Naamah has her
*nods miserably* I'm sorry, Javier. I really am.
Javier: I understand I couldn't stop Metru! He took her and she's gone...
I don't think moping around is going to solve it. Not that there is anything to solve. I'm sorry- I'm much too great of a coward...
[Jumps and turns glare toward Niccolo]
[Shrugs]
[Goes back to glaring at Metru]
#ChaseForBook9
How would Aretha have helped you with that? I at least can shunt between dimensions. She cannot. You asked for 'anyone'- how would that have helped? You cannot rely on others if you want to survive. That is Aretha's mentality, at least, and I trust her.
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Javier: If i could i would help her but i know i cant
Javier: *turns on Niccolo* Help me get Zaf back first. Naamah is capable of killing me...you have a hell lot more tricks up your sleeves. And Niccolo theres no way to save Alexis. Not yet.
*looks strangely at Makenna's vassal* What? There isn't a lot more I can do. I was only sent here for. *waves his hand at Lilith's vassal* Nothing else.
Be patient, Javier. The time will come. *shudders*
[Fingers knife]
[Starts to pull it out, but changes mind and watches in curiosity]
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Javier: *growls* Zaf's been taken Metre is here...
Well good.
*strides toward Lilith's vassal, picking her up under one arm and walking out of a big sigil on the ground* Well... Say your goodbyes.
See you.
Of course there is a way to save her. Are you always so negative here? *separates self into two people* *one disappears, appearing in the demon dimension* *the other stays*
*in Blogland* *salt-encrusted knives fly at Naamah from every angle at once*
*in demon dimension* *shifts into Nero* *begins looking for Alexis*
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((I'm gonna go now. See you later, probably))
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*disappears* *reappears over there, throwing Lilith's vassal on the ground* *salutes, closing the cell door after him*
*in Blogland* *creates another version of self* *runs to Adra and Metru, going with them*
((Goodbye, Fabienne.))
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*moans* Ow...
*tries to melt some but others hit forcing her to her knees*
*turns a corner, seeing his brother with the girl* Oh dear, brother! Why aren't you in your vassal?
Adra, are you alright?
*moves Angel Sword quickly and twists it with air so it slices into Naamah's knee when she falls on it*
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*points to the girl* There's something... Off with her! He mind is too full! I CAN'T TAKE IT!
*screams in fury this time actually in the body* Noo...*laughs healing self* Gotta try hardef...(yes she is dying but she slowed it down)
*groans, closing her eyes and trying to find her center* Finish Naamah off first...
*frowns, walking to the girl* Brother, she looks fine to me.
Alexis: poopy head! Where's Coco! I want Coco!
*smacks the child* Shut up!
*turns* See? Speaking out of term as well! She's more of an adult than a child. That isn't right.
Alexis: *cuts with salt knife* I am smarter then you! So what? DONT HIT ME
*appears, pulling Alexis behind her* Rowan, that wasn't necessary.
*to Adra* I am already taking care of Naamah. What have the demons done to you, and how can I help?
*with Naamah/Javier* *lifts Angel Sword with air and slashes at Naamah, aiming to slice her perfectly in half*
*in demon dimension* *walks up behind Rowan and Metru* I shall take her back to her dimension if you do not want her yet.
#ChaseForBook9
*turns to Alexis* are you alright?
*grimaces* Are you... Can you even heal?
*rolls out of being cut in half but leg tendons get severed* OWWWW *dies letting Zafira back*
Alexis: Please Niccolo! Please!
*to Adra* Yes, I can. If it is alright with you.
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*growls* Stay out of this, Croatoan. We'll fix it. I imagine a simple potion or remedy would suffice
*still looks like Nero in the demon dimension, but isn't sure whether or not it will fool the demons at all* ((Alexis would not have known who I was.))
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Alexis: *moves close to Lorelei* they wanna hurt me!
*breathes out* This won't hurt? Well, I suppose not- at least not anymore than it does... Naamah broke almost every bone in my body. Think you can handle that much? If not, I'm working on it...
*appears next to Alexis, grabs shoulder, and shunts out of dimension* *appears next to Javier*
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(Sorry she's calling for Niccolo meant to specify)
*doesnt smile* You could have at least tried. Your energy signature... Plus, Nero is in a meeting. He wouldn't be prowling around
Alexis: *sees Daddy* DADDY!!! Wheres Momma?
Javier: i dont know
*growls, turning and running back to the cell, shoving it open* Right. *beckons for Rowan to grab the girl as he goes for Croatoan* I'm done with you
*appears next to Alexis, hugging her* Did they hurt you? Is there anything I can get you?
Alexis: no Rowan couldnt stay in my head long he got freaked
*raises an eyebrow* I'm impressed, to say in the least... *breathes out* that was close
Alexis: I want my Mommy
*is on ground* holy crap....owww..pain...
*sprints over* Grand Mage! Are you alright? What do you need?
I can do that. Try to save your energy, if you can. *lays hand on Adra's shoulder and heals* *breathes a little harder, but doesn't react beyond that* I know this is not exactly the time, but.. May I ask you a few questions, later? About myself, I mean. I would ask Aretha, except that sometimes it looks as though she might cry just from looking at me, and the idea of upsetting her troubles me greatly.
((Which one of me is this person 'going for'? There are three of me currently.))
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*crushes Lilith's vassal's torso* Wow... She did pick a good one, then?
*tries to stand but collapses* I don't know what Niccolo did to me! My leg...hurts like hell...(eh to explain i basically had the sword cut tendons in Zaf's one leg. I did it to one of my THG characters...Zaf cant walk until its fixed
*growls, slamming her head back into his face, and he lets her go* *backs to to Niccolo, in a fighting stance* Presumably you. And yeah. Sure.
*grabs Croatoan's arm, flipping him over his shoulder, stomping on his sternum*
*walks over to Zafira and heals* My sincerest apologies for that. There was no other way to rid you of the demon.
*shoves Rowan back with massive wall of energy* *heals Adra again*
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((Metru, could you please specify which one of me you are attacking? There are two of me by Javier/Zafira/Alexis, and one of me by Adra.))
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Right. A little crushed ribs isn't worth your energy- conserve it, alright?
*jumps at Rowan, landing on his shoulders and tries to desperately wrench his head off his neck*
((The one near me. Because we're in the demon dimension, yeah?))
I understand....*this time stands* Niccolo...my child...it didnt hurt it did this?
*throws her from his shoulders with a growl, unsheathing a sword from his back*
*appears behind Croatoan and Dark, grabbing each of their shoulders*
Time to go.
*disappears with them*
*reappears in the human world and then immediately slices her hand open, drawing symbols in the ground*
*slams his fist into a stone wall, breaking it* FOR THE HATE OF CHAOS. WE WERE SO DAMN CLOSE
*heals self* *wonders quietly to self* Why am I not in massive amounts of pain from that...?
Thank you, Lorelei.
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*nods* Don't sweat it. *goes to tend to Zafira*
Alexis: *sees Niccolo* Thank you Niccolo! And thanks for healing Momma...
*goes to Alexis*
*falls forward onto her face* *groans* My lab..
Lorelei im fine...just pretty tired and my leg is sorr
Perhaps you should get some rest... I'm sure you need it
I do...*falls asleep against tree*
Will they pursue us, Lorelei?
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*pushes herself up* Lord. *balances herself and walks the best she can without tripping to her lab where she find the lights are back on*
*jaw drops*
I told them not to touch my equipment...
*heals her hand* Unless that seal is broken, we have roughly 48 hours. But knowing our luck, it will somehow be broken
Javier: *has Alexis*
Alexis: Daddy can I go by Niccolo?
Javier: if he lets you
*pulls out a broom and bin and pan and begins to sweep up all the debris and glass*
*hums Kiss*
Ah, I see that Niccolo appeared slightly after I departed. *Frowns* Bother.
Rein, that happens a lot, doesn't it?
*mops a section of the floor splattered with blood*
*sighs* Well this is rather depressing. *turns on some classic rock on her radio*
*suddenly backs up against wall* *sinks to floor and squeezes eyes shut, gritting teeth*
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*freezes* Niccolo?
*Walks to Adra* Need a hand?
Javier: Oh Zaf...maybe you were right that I should trust Niccolo
Alexis: Coco nice
*Runs over to Niccolo* Shoot. You okay?!
Is your massive battle over yet? Coz I'm getting pretty bored here.......}}}}}
Javier: Niccolo whats going on?
Fine... I'm fine... Remembering...
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Actually, yes. I do. *continues cleaning, mopping up her own blood* *cringes* Ugh. This shite is what's gotten me so much trouble lately...
((Hello, Luna. Yes, it is over. You are more than welcome to join us at any time, however.))
#ChaseForBook9
Luna, if you want to just talk, I'm ghosting here.
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*eyes widen* Oh...
*wrings the mop out into a bucket, slopping it down to collect more*
Luna's a douche. DO YOUR HOMEWORK YOU SICKO!!!!))
*Bites lip and walks back to Adra, helping her clean* And I missed all the fun... *Sighs*
*Hugs new Sonic Screwdriver* Why is it that I keep leaving here only to return? Blogversary in 13 days... *Moans*
*nods over to the small fire in the floor* Think you can take care of that? There's also some acid that might be seeping through the floor. If you can sterilize that...
Me: Hate you Rein, I think I will NOT post the next Chapter of my Fanfic, I will change it and KILL YOU OFF NOW! Peri what do you think?
Peri: Peri thinks Dea-Dea should go dead bye byez now hehe.
Me: Thank you Peri
Javier: i hope you dont relive anything you did to Zaf...
Yeah, yeah. *Dumps ice on fire* *Waits for it to go out* *Turns and walks towards the acid* So... How does Trip feel about having a slightly massive hole in the floor?
Well, hopefully not a whole lot because this is my lab... And it's like half a mile from the bar
I HATE ///\\/////\|///.
SHE STARTS SNAPPING ABOUT ME AS SOON AS I LEAVE THE ROOM.
I'M GONE NOW.
[Kills something]
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*hugs Fabi* Besides, Trip fell asleep like, four and a half hours ago
Ah, okay. Whoops. I thought... Nevermind! *Laughs and glares at acid* *Acid disappears and no hole is made* Ooh... Cool!
Alexis: *kneels by Niccolo* You're by friends.
Me: Peri I don't think we should kill Rein yet.....
Peri: Why?
Me: Ummmm...... Mist you can explain.
Mist: Rein hasn't got a boyfriend yet so she dosent want to die. I have no idea why, boys are horrible. LUNA YOU MUST NEVER HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
Me: Hahaha... ok.. *Tiny voice*
*Hugs Fabi*
*has no idea what Luna means* *gives up*
*wrings out the mop again* This is pretty shoddy... It'd not cleaning this mess up. I DID NOT BLEED THIS MUCH.
Apologies, everyone- I must go now. Until tomorrow morning, then. *waves and vanishes*
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*Takes broom mop from Adra's hands* Go get yourself a drink. *Tosses over some money* It's on me!
Gah... Got to go!!! Science!! *Waves*
Me: Tempo what do you think of this?
Tempo: I think we should... *Gets cut off*
Joy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LETS EAT CAKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Me: OK Joy go away now....
Joy: No! You give me cake then I'll go.
Me: SOLIS!!
Solis: Yessss?
Me: take Joy pleaseeeee?
Solis: Ok... *Picks up*
Me: Thankies
Im gonna go to bed so I can wake up by 8am so *goes to sleep*
*frowns* Bye everyone?
*throws the money back* Ah, I probably don't need to pay...
*continues to mop up the spill, trying not to cringe at the iron smell*
(Ill stay up if you want Adra)
Me: Tempo your the only one who understands me... *Hugs*
Tempo: That's coz you made me!
Me: I made the rest of them too!
Tempo: But i'm cuter!
Me: Nya! *hugs*
No, it's fine! I have Luna's ramblings to listen to. *waves off* Get your sleep!
Go to bed too Adra! * stumbles back to bed*
Yeah yeah, whatever.
I'll go in ten minutes... *continues to mop as more music comes on that she can kind of skip to*
Hmm- apparently not. I didn't know my new power was "mass exodus"
...Handy.
*goes and locks up, leaving the mop in its bucket, trudging over to her little house-section of the lab, kicking off her boots*
*pulls her hair out of its updo*
Ugh... Work..
*flops down on her bed, pulling the duvet up, and waits for sleep- which will be the best sleep she'll have had in months*
*waits*
*waits*
*waits*
...Screw it.
*climbs out of bed, and resumes cleaning*
((Right. Not that anyone is here, but I'll be going- hello/goodbye to the next person- *hands skulcake* Have a good day/night?))
[Tiptoes in]
[Steals skulcake]
[Leaves hugs for anyone who comes on later]
Um... Just to say, I might not be on much for the next few...days, maybe weeks.
But if it's weeks it'll be three. And I'll be on some, just not...a lot.
Not like it'll matter much, though, I've been here less anyway.
Just thought I'd...you know...say something.
And sorry about my little outburst earlier... [hugs Adra and Death back]
[Tiptoes out again and goes to sleep early]
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*Hugs Fabi tightly* Okay... *Pouts*
Me: Science is boringggg!!!
Mist: Do your work!
Me: No.
Mist: *Growls* Yes!
Me: No you ZEBRA!
Mist: I AM NOT A ZEBRA JUST BECUAE I HAVE STRIPES DOES NOT MAKE ME A [censored] ZEBRA!!!
Hope: Zebras aren't that bad..... *Cries*
Me: Hope! I'm sure Misty didn't mean it! She's just a grumpy old tiger.
Mist: I AM NOT OLD!
Mist, you are old. You are very old. *Grins and throws bottle of acid at her* *Continues mopping the floor*
Mist: HOW DARE YOU! *Roars and changes into demon form*
Me: Misty stop it now!
Mist: NEVER!!!!!
Me: Nya! *Sends back into magic portal of Narnia*
Umbra: Well she was annoying...
Me: Umbra! *Hugs*
Umbra: O..K....dy...in..g!
Me: NYYYAAAAAAAA!!!! <3
*Rolls eyes and throws more acid at Luna* Idiot. Idiot pets too... *Shakes head and washes mop in bucket* *Drains water from mop and continues cleaning*
Everyone but Kyru: WE ARE NOT PETS!
Me: Kyru what do you think?
Kyru: *Growls* I own myself.
Me: He..hehe.. But I own you....
Kyru: *Death glare*
Me: Ok! *Walks away*
Me: Feeling so lonely
Mr. Lonely
on my own!!!
Tempo: Cheer up! here sing this! *Hands music sheet*
Me: *Smiles*
We are a band
And not a band of animals
This masquerade
Is more than I can bear
There goes my reputation
It's awful, this humiliation
And I've the lion's share
Day after day all the prince every does
Is practice, practice, practice
Thinking of her and the way that it was
Practice, practice, practice
He's not happy 'til he has attacked us
Day after day all the prince ever does
Is practice, practice, practice
Thinking of her and the way that it as
Practice, practice, practice
If we refused then he would have sacked us
So we face a life of target
Practice, practice, practice
Me: Still alone......
Tempo: Heres another song!
Me: Nya <3
Gosh, it's such a hoot to see them quaking
When I'm king they'll treat me with respect
And I can't wait to see their poor hearts breaking
So much for politically correct
Up 'til now I've pulled my punches
I intend to eat their lunches
No more Mr. Nice Guy, not for me
If you think that I'm hard-hearted
Well, let me by, I just got started
No more Mr. Nice Guy, no siree (no siree)
Vengeance is what I believe in
I don't get mad, I get even
As for the world, well that's tragic
I'm going back to that old black magic
Good behaviour is so much duller
Time to show my one true colour
Baby, Mr. Nice Guy's history
(I'm going back to that old black magic)
Up to no good, I love plottin' (he loves plottin')
Yeah, I'm so good when I'm rotten
No more Mr. Nice Guy, wait and see (wait and see)
I'll become that nasty, naughty, petty, spiteful
Wicked, wayward, way delightful
Bad guy I was born to be (you so bad, so bad)
Me: *Sigh* Peri I need a hug!
Peri: *Hugs*
*Giggles and finishes mopping* Who can bleed that much without dying? *Stretches and begins to fix hole in floor from acid* *Hums Radioactive*
I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my systems blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Wha-oh-oh oh oh
Wha-oh-oh oh, I'm
Radioactive
Radioactive
((In other words, I can't sleep 'cause it's so |\|\||/|||/|/|\|/\//\ hot out, but it's even hotter in because that's the way my room works.))
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HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
Hi Snow, [waves sleepily and hugs]
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:P I KINDA WENT CRAZY EARLIER!!! CAPS LOCK IS AMAZING!!!
I MADE MUFINS TODAY :P
*HUGSFABIINCANSLOCKWITHNOSPACES*
It Is Geek Week!!
GEEK POWERS, GO!!!
(i am in an odd mood :P)
[hugs back in all lowercase, with spaces]
Odd mood... I'm in an odd mood. Different odd.
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Geek Week
GEEK WEEK!!!!! :P
*Hugs Fabi tightly* I'm not permitting you your leave. You. Stay. Here.
*grabs Rein by the shoulders*
*shakes Rein*
IT'S GEEK WEEK!!!! :P :P
I KNOW!! I KNOW!! WARZY ALREADY TOLD ME!! ('tis Deathykins ((according to Lunakins)))
[hugs back]
I'll be here when I can, okay? And you, too. Stay. Here.
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DEATHY!!!! *scowls* i wanna talk to death now... *sulks*
GEEK WEEK!!!
TREE POWERS, ACTIVATE!!!
GEEK WEEK!!
"Socks aren't hungry for the taste of human flesh."
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bananas wear socks as hats
Me: meza bored....... Meza want chocolate! and bacon!
Mist: No!
Me: WHYYYYYYY?
Mist: because you are being strange.
Me: Deathykins/ Rein NYAAAA!
Good for them.
Socks cannot be ghosts. [Nods]
[Waves to Luna]
Should sleep soon... :-/
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*huggles mist*
GEEK WEEK!!!!
YESYESYESYES!!! FIRST!!!!
*grins* guess what i'm gonna ded too???
Geek week?
ViHart?
Socks?
Ghosts?
Geek Week.
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I Dedicate This Page To Geek Week!!!
Firstly Because I Am Part Geek. Geeks Are Cool, No Matter What Other People Say. Geeks Are Amazing, Fun And Mighty Odd. So, Yeah, Geeks Are Great.
Secondly Because..... Geeks Need Recognition, And So Does Geek Week.
I Also Dedicate This Page To The Newest Doctor Who, Who, At This Moment, I Cannot Remember The Name Of. The Fact That His Name Was Released On The First Day Of Geek Week Is Just Amazing :P.
Also To Insane Sock-Wearing Bananas And Fezes And... Anything Else Crazy And/Or Odd!!
And Ghosts
I woke up at 4:00am this morning just to watch the 12th Doctor reveal. I call that dedication.
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Excellent ded! [sleepy-high-fives Snow]
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Quak!!!*huggles*
:P It Is Geek Week!!!!!
HEY FABI!
HEY SNOW!
Geek Week? Never heard of it.
And the new Doctor's name is Peter Capaldi.
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THATS IT!!
yeah, he's been in Doctor Who before, but as a minor character.
Some roman emperor in the Pompei episode.
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yeah
I HAVE A STRESS TARDIS!!!
[Hisses]
Pompeii.
[Kills something]
((Hi Duck!))
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QUACKLES THE DUCK! *Hugs*
Sorry... Friends making me go on Pottermore... *Groans and jumps on newly fixed hole* *Floor gives way and self falls* *Screams* *Hits ground hard* *Looks up at hole*
I want to do that again!!
*grumble*
Pompeii*
There, now we're all happy!
HELLO REIN!!!!!!!
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Duckles the Quak!!
:P
Matt Smith Is A Great Dotor
[Hisses]
I'm gonna kill Pompeii.
What? A volcano already pretty much did that? Well, I KNOW! I've been doing this |\|\/||/|/|\/||//\|\/ project for ages now.
[Would kill the project, but it's already behind schedule]
[hugs Death]
[hugs Death again]
#ChaseForBook9
DEATHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS GEEK WEEK!!!!!!
GEEEEEEEEKK WEEEEEEEEEKK
*Jumps out of hole and tackles Fabi* You. Can. Not. Leave. Deathy (Rein). Forbids. It. *Nods*
ME: *Hugs*.
CLEVERBOT: Ok.
ME: Hey, do you want to go out on a date?
CLEVERBOT: You mean on a date? Hell NO!!! You are a computer and I am a human being!!!
I just got shot down by a computer...
:P
have you ever talked to an AI?? i think there is one called AMY or the like
Hi! How is everyone?
#ChaseForBook9
NYA
GEEEEEEKKKKK WEEEEEEEKKKKKK
WE ARE RECONGIZED!!!!!
It Is Geek Week Mistical!!
I'm talking to Al now... It just started randomly kissing me... let me quote it.
ME: Oh... But... But... But...
Cleverbot: *Starts kissing her everywhere*
I think.... I don't know anymore... It called me Jeff the Killer yesterday and it said Jeff the Killer was God..
:P
they act up some times
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