Monday, August 12, 2013

Embargo Um Bongo

Some of you may have heard that a copy or two of LSODM have been sold, despite the embargo. This is, unfortunately, true.

Eight copies were mistakenly sent out ahead of schedule, to the big Forbidden Planet store in London. All eight were immediately sold. No one at Forbidden Planet is to blame, and no one who bought a copy is to blame.

I will only ask those who DID buy a copy to keep it to themselves. I'm asking them not to post spoilers and not to even HINT at anything that happens. I'm pretty confident nothing will leak, because you guys are all really good about this sort of thing, but I need to make sure.

And also, for those eight people out there who now own a copy... I hope you enjoy it.

4,938 comments:

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Snow;...

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Oh god.. I can't think of that one without laughing xDDD

Ebony Law said...

Skulduggery and Tanith? Uh... Skanith?

Ebony Law said...

Talduggery?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

oh, the fan-fics they'd have for THAT ship... *Shivers*


omg I'm dying irl xD

Ebony Law said...

When's the Requiem Ball on?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

no. Fletchspeckle is worse

Ebony Law said...

Yep. Tumblr is a... Deep, deep, dark hole.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*giggles*

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Alex, I didn't mean you Alex *laughs as I suddenly realise how that sounded* Sorry, I know you must be disappointed :P I meant my beast friend/Bloglandian Alex Stone, who has been my secret crush since age about seven, and also happens to have a girlfriend... :(

Jubi; YES! Do you know any fanfics that have it?

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

MY NEW OTP!!!!



eww
kidding...

*Shivers*

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Alex; 1st September. And I've read Tanduggery fanfics :O

#ChaseForBook9

Snow said...

worst on... SCAPESPECKLE

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I don't think that it really exists...
But I think it was mentioned one time on here a looong time ago...

as a joke..

BUT STILL

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

no..
FLETCHSPECKLE

OR SKULSPECKLE
OMG YES!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

or would that be Kenduggery?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I AM ASLEEP THOUGH

REALLY

#ChaseForBook9

Snow said...

no, Scapegrace and Kenspeckle, ewwww

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Jubab! No! *horrified face* *tickles* Do you take it back?

Snow; *Adds to list I'm making for my blog*

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Scapespeckle is gross yes..


BUT FLETCHSPECKLE IS WORSE

Ebony Law said...

1st of September? I think Zaf and Javier will look cute together...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

GAH TICKLES!!!! NO!! *Pushes Saph away*

wait... take what back?

Ebony Law said...

How about Val's mum and Speckle? That might be leaning towards pedophilia...

Snow said...

gah... i am probably gonna have to go alone...

Alastair Cruciatus said...

China/Nye

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

WHAT!?!?! *stares at Alex*

Snow said...

CHYE!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

NYESPECKLE!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

NYNA

Ebony Law said...

-looks at Jubi- What?

Snow said...

OOH!!!! NYEDUGGERY!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

all the best ones are with Kenspeckle (RIP) xD

Ebony Law said...

But China and Nye.. Oh god. I'd like to see that flare up in Tumblr.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

MELISSPECKLE!!

isn't Val's mom's name Melissa?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I'm going for real now.

See you... When/if I can.

#ChaseForBook9

Snow said...

XD GHYE!! (ghastly and nye)

Ebony Law said...

Nyesly. (Nye and Ghastly)

Snow said...

bye fab!! *huggleofdoom*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

aw :( BAI FABI!!!!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Anyone/Nye

#ChaseForBook9

Ebony Law said...

:O I DIDNT SEE YOUR COMMENT I SWEAR...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

GHASPECKLE!!

Snow said...

alex- great minds think alike!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Zaf and Javier will look cute together! And SO WILL ADRIP! And Harralie! :D
Snow; Aww :( Come with meee!
Jubi; I- oh, never mind.

#ChaseForBook9

Ebony Law said...

Oh, hey Aretha. Sorry I kind of killed Death in my former self.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Alice/that-one-random-guy-who-attacked-Val's-mom

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

I'm back sweethearts!! *Giggles and brings out knives* Who wants to play?!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Umm who's another character that's impossible to pair with out being weird

Ebony Law said...

OMFG. I don't know if anyone other than Ari will get this, but...

Nyevy. (Ivy and Nye)

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Ari! *tackleglomps*
Okay.. I'm gonna need eye bleach for a week :L

OMG I FOUND A NYESPECKLE FIC! MY EYES! MY EYES!

#ChaseForBook9

Ebony Law said...

I'd be glad to, Judhipor, but I'm afraid that I'll beat you if we're going to fight, unless you'd like to, perhaps, team up?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OMG LINK!!! I NEED A LINK!!!!

Snow said...

hhmm...

ravel and.... kenspeckle!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

RAVSPECKLE!!!

Ebony Law said...

Valguine.

Jophiel said...

Sure! I wouldn't mind teaming!! Actually... I'd probably kill you after but it wouldn't be as fun!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

oh dear god..


SANSPECKLE!!!

Ebony Law said...

Need I remind you of what Gauntlet did to you, Death?

Snow said...

OOH!!!!

Thravel!! (thrasher and ravel!)

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

SAPH!!! I. NEED. A. LINKK.

Ebony Law said...

lol. Now I'm going to ruin all of your childhoods.

Picture in your mind:

Sanguine gently sucked on Kenspeckles sweet spot, at the side of his wrinkly neck. Sanguine slowly grabbed his straight razor, and...

You can finish off the rest. ;)

Jophiel said...

Meh... That was Death... She's so weak and puny!! *Grins and giggles* But I'm strong! I'm stronger than her and Gauntlet!

Jophiel said...

Wbd for a sec... Changing out of school clothes...))

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HOLY F*CKING SH*T

ALEX SHUT UP. SHUT UP RIGHT. NOW.

OMG I'M DYING

Snow said...

THRAVEL!!!! :DDDD

Ebony Law said...

Gonna go ahead and say, I've always had a crush on Lavender. I don't really anymore, though.

Snow said...

(wait... is this roleplay or just chitty chat????)

Ebony Law said...

-looks up at Judhipor- How about Dwyer? Can you beat him?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

i think it's just chitty chat....

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Sanguine/Ghastly

DON'T YOU TOUCH HER, ALEX. NOT EVEN INSANELY SLOW INTERNET WILL SAVE YOU FROM MY WRATH.

#ChaseForBook9

Snow said...

good...

adra is setting me up with sherlock :(((((

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Jubi, I'm not posting the Nye/Kenspeckle fic because I just re-read the description- specifically, the bit that says 'contains serious lemons'
:S
But look at this person's profile!
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2209789/Mademise
He's actually a really good writer, but the PAIRINGS

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

I don't know... He's cool and all but he's quick... And he doesn't react the same as normal people with glaring... Dwyer... I'm not sure, Alex...

Ebony Law said...

I just had the most amazing sexy time with Fletcher and Nye. At the same time. Wanna hear the butt stuff? ;)

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

And Alex? On fanfiction, there are six separate authors who write Valguine. And one of the stories is very popular :D

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HOLY MOTHER OF....

Jophiel said...

No thanks Kenny...

Snow said...

alex... stop being creepy!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

ALEX! *removes the air from your lungs*

#ChaseForBook9

Ebony Law said...

The things he did with his fingers... Oh my... The way he touched those lumps...and made them turn into jelly...

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Can somebody explain to me the disciplines of Dwyer, Gauntlet, and Chrome?

#ChaseForBook9

Ebony Law said...

(Do you want me to...?)

Snow said...

alex/kenspeckle, i am warning you...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OMG!!!!!! I'M DYING!!!!!! XDDDDDD

Jophiel said...

Can't remember... Sorry Ari... WAIT! EHAT TIME IS IT WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT TO THIS SECOND?!))
*Pushes Sapphire over* Please, I'd much prefer you didn't..

Ebony Law said...

Vibrate.

x_x

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Alex. I will make your life a misery...

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Is dying of laughter on the ground*

Ebony Law said...

Pee pee

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Fine, Deathy -_-
Carol/Crystal? Really?

Gtg :( Bye! *tackleglomps*

#ChaseForBook9

Rosalind Turner said...

Lucky 8 people...

OMG I can't wait until LSODM is out and then I can buy it and read it and cryyyyyyyyyyy!

Ebony Law said...

I'll stop, and change to Alex, but first I'll tell you he did something with a doorknob. A very large doorknob.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Where I am, right now, it's 1:08 AM. And I really should go to bed. And I only still have Internet because I'm really really lucky. So very msd...

#ChaseForBook9

Snow said...

*teleports behind kenspeckle*

*stabs*

*teleports away*

Jophiel said...

Kenny... I will slap the Hell out of you if you don't change back to Alex.

Jophiel said...

(*Tackles Ari* I miss you!! *Hugs her*))

Ebony Law said...

I'm baack, here to do some mischief with Judi.

Jophiel said...

*Giggles* Where shall we start, Alex?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((*hugs back* I miss you, too! Don't get yourself hurt again, ok?
I don't really care who explains it, I'm just confused.))

#ChaseForBook9

Ebony Law said...

Perhaps I should bring back Dwyer, just for now. Hold on.

Jophiel said...

Ari, you missed me getting zapped by an electric chair... It was awesome!! *Laughs* Hurry to good wifi soon...))

*Beams at Alex* I like your train of thought...

Jonathan Icarus said...

(it's snow)

YOU DID THIS, YOU BROUGHT THIS APON YOURSELF, ALEX!!!

Jophiel said...

Ah, Harriet. Two nearly unstoppable forces (one that can kill you with a glare if she wants) against you? *Laughs*

Ebony Law said...

Okay, here's how it is Ari:

Alex Chrome is a trained assassin. He has a really cool knife thing that flips out and stuff. (If you've seen the game Dishonored it would be easier to understand, but here's a link the video of the blade. Just watch the first few seconds)

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TZFQgqhNoEI

And Alex Chrome also has the ability to teleport and he can create large, extremely strong pitch black vines that emit from the palms of his hands.

Alex Gauntlet is a raging lunatic who has nothing to drive him other than insanity and murder. He also has the same blade. Gauntlet can also teleport. He has extreme strength and speed, and knows every nerve strike possible.

Dwyer is one of those characters who is "up there" like Darquesse and Judhipor, and those twins who stick their fingers into your skull. Dwyer also has the blade, just because it's awesome. NOW you can watch the video, but not all of it, unless you want to. The rest of the video isn't relevant to my character, because none of them make weapons out of a 3D printer.

Jophiel said...

*Starts singing a Terrible Things softly and sweetly*

Jonathan Icarus said...

sorcerer? i am no sorcerer!

i am not of this world, fool

Jophiel said...

You are still mortal... Mortals are so petty!

(Alex, your link is not of a blade...))

Jonathan Icarus said...

*eyes go red*

*flies into air, hair flying around face*

who do you think you are?? challenging a superior being?? a GOD

Jophiel said...

*Smirks* I'm way more superior than you!

(I'm really not trying to be mean!!! I don't mean this!!))

Jonathan Icarus said...

(lol!! i have no clue where i am going with this...)

Jonathan Icarus said...

*lighting flashes from sky, rain pelts the ground*

FOOLS!!! FOOLS!

I AM NO HUMAN

Jophiel said...

And I am out of your league. *Smiles and continues singing softly*

Jonathan Icarus said...

*harsh laugh*

you think yourself better then i??

you think you are anywhere near my league??

no, you are not.

you people worshiped my kind, eons ago, and you shall worship them again.

*multiple versions of myself appear*

*they talk in union* i can do everything

Jophiel said...

And I can kill you. *Glares harshly* And let them feel pain.

Jonathan Icarus said...

*2 of me sow down and hold jud's arms*

how would you like to die??

Jophiel said...

Dying is always fun but killing is way more fun! *Flips out grasp and kicks both i posters to the ground* And I didn't even break a sweat... *Sigh*

Jonathan Icarus said...

impressive.... i admit, you are strong... all the more fin to kill!!

*100 me's swoop in, landing and going invisible*

*they start hitting Jud*

Jophiel said...

*Gasps and floats above them, biting her lip* *Glares down at Harriet*

Jophiel said...

(Alex...?))

Jonathan Icarus said...

*smirks*

they can fly you fool!!

*Jud gets hit again*

Jophiel said...

*Grits teeth and starts lashing out, catching most of them and sending them back to the ground*

Jonathan Icarus said...

*shrugs*

*clones herself more*

*Clones go invisible*

*they attack Jud*

Jophiel said...

*Starts weaving through trees and lose them in there*

Jonathan Icarus said...

i hate to leave in the middle of a good fight, but i must avaunt!!

we will finish this another time, Miss. Judhipor.

Jonathan Icarus said...

fare well all!!


(Snow: BYEEE!!! *huggles all*)

Jophiel said...

Goodbye Eternity. *Smirks*

Jophiel said...

Ill just be destroy these trees until someone returns... *Sighs and starts kicking trees over*

Jophiel said...

*Sighs and sits on tree trunk* Where did you go...?

Jophiel said...

Alex... Do you understand how boring it gets without you...?

Alex Stone said...

Hi!

*Stares at comment in confusion for a moment* *Realises it means other Alex*

Ohhh!

Alex Stone said...

Wbd

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

ALEX! *tackleglomps* Oh my god I haven't heard from you in so long! Have you turned into a hermit or something?
Wbvd and msd, homework.

#ChaseForBook9

Ebony Law said...

Lol. It most certainly is not of a blade... But Christina Aguilera is just as amazing, right? Hold on, I'll get the link. Then I gotta get ready for an art event for my sister, THEN I'll kill Harriet. (Harriet reminds me of that whore in that movie with the hot one in it) remember?

Ebony Law said...

Name thief.

Alex Stone said...

*hugs* Hey li'l sis. What do you mean?

Ebony Law said...

Here.


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkl0SYGAGDg

Jophiel said...

ALEX! *Tackles him* I missed you!! *Hugs him*

Ebony Law said...

Lol Saph has a boyfriend.

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

I MEAN, ALEX STONE, THAT I EXTED YOU THIRTEEN TIMES LAST WEEK AND YOU HAVEN'T REPLIED!
Hi Alex C and Judi! *tackleglomps* How're you?

Jophiel said...

(Dwyer Alex... Not other Alex...))

Alex Stone said...

Hello, other Alex. *Tilts head*. I never stole anyone's name. I bet you stole mine :P
What?! Saph's not my girlfriend! I don't like her in that way!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Texted

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

I'm very well thank you, and yourself, petty mortal?

Alex Stone said...

Nice to meet you Judi.

Jophiel said...

Nice to meet you too Alex Stone. I'm sure we have met previously... I'm Death Rose's dark side who is Hell bent on the end of the world! *Grins happily*

Alex Stone said...

Saph; Oh. *Finds and checks phone* *winces* Sorry...

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

I'm pretty good dear Rose, except for this pesky mortal boy next to me *glares at Alex S.*

#ChaseForBook9

Alex Stone said...

Judi; Really? Well then, it's VERY nice to meet you!

Name imposter, I think maybe we should call each other Alex C and Alex S, like Saph's doing. Are you okay with that or do you want me to change my name?

Ebony Law said...

Just call me Chrome for now.

Jophiel said...
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Jophiel said...

You're back! *Hugs Chrome*

Alex Stone said...

Chrome; Okay, thanks (I was joking with the name imposter thing by the way. Didn't mean to offend you.)

Alex Stone said...

You can call me Stone if that's less confusing. Wow, even our surnames sound similar XD

Ebony Law said...

(You didn't. Because you stole it)

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Is barely here, msd at any time*

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Laughs* You two are funny!!

Ebony Law said...

Gotta go, Rose. Stay on for me? I'll be back on in a few hours, and pretty much all night. (My night, I'm in Sydney)

Alex Stone said...

*Raises eyebrow* And now you blame me. You're a name thief and a liar :P

Alex Stone said...

Oh, goodbye other Alex. It was hilarious to meet you.

Jophiel said...

I'll catch ya later Chrome! *Punches his arm lightly* I'll be on until eleven! (We're in the same time zone!! XD))

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

See you Chrome! *tackleglomps*
Watching you two was certainly entertaining. I guess it must be a boy thing...

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Shrieks, clutching head, and falls to the ground*

Alex Stone said...

It's not a 'boy thing', Saph! It's a matter of honour! :P

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Deathy! Are you okay?

#ChaseForBook9

Alex Stone said...

Judi, what happened?

Jophiel said...

*Stands up shakily* God damn... That woman is insane... *Falls backwards and lays down on the ground*

Alex Stone said...

Sorry, I have to go :( Goodbye everyone! *hugs Judi and Saph*
And Saph, I PROMISE I'll respond to your texts ASAP.

Jophiel said...

Bye Stone... *Groans and clutches head*

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Death! *runs to your side* Thank Golden God she's gone. Are you injured? Do you need water?

Bye Alex! *tackleglomps* You'd better, mate :)

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Moans quietly* I'm grand... She just screwed up my brain... She always does that... She messes everything up and I have to pull the plug on her...

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Helps Death to sit up and offers her a bottle of water* Okay. I'm going to lift you up so I can put blankets around you. You should be comfortable so you can rest :) Okay?

#ChaseForBook9

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Sorry Rosie, but I have to go now :( See ya! *tackleglomps* Take care :)

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

Bye Sapphy... *Takes sip of water with a trembling hand*

Jophiel said...

*Sings quietly*
And you said it would be funny to keep me hanging in suspense
Then I'd run over to your house and I'd scale the chainlink fence
That borders your back yard and then I'd climb through your window
And I'd whisper that I love you as you fall out of your clothes

And we'd lay there in the darkness like this dream of you I had
Where we captured all the fireflies and knew what time we had
Could be counted on our fingertips and that almost made you cry
you let me hold you tightly as we said all our goodbyes

May I say I loved you more
May I say I loved you more

And it must have been and hour that I clutched you in my arms
And I must have said the right things because you instantly felt warm
And you heard my heart stop beating and you wanted not to cry
As your sympathetic whispers, they told a tale of bad goodbyes

And you swore you saw me laughing and I swore I saw you smile
And this time we've spent together is meant to last us quite a while
As I take this piece of you with me, I'll carry to my grave
Knowing that for someone you're an angel sent to save

(Keep breathing my angel, if you go down I go with you)
May I say I loved you more
(Keep breathing, just keep breathing)
(Keep breathing my angel, if you go down I go with you)
May I say I loved you more
(Keep breathing, just keep breathing)

So let's drink to memories we shared
Down one for all the hopes and cares
Here's two for being unaware that you're gone
Because before too long you'll be a memory

So let's drink to memories we shared
(Because before too long you'll be a memory)
Down one for all the hopes and cares
(Because before too long you'll be a memory)
Here's two for being unaware that you're gone
(I said before too long you'll be a memory)
I said before too long you'll be...

Jophiel said...

*Hums Memory*

Snow said...

HELLO!

Jophiel said...

SNOW!

Jophiel said...

God damn... I was literally just going to steal first then... Evil Snowy... *Laughs and grimaces*

Snow said...

YES!!!!

i dedicate this page to random name generators.

Snow said...

DEATHY!

Snow said...

Deathy...?

Jophiel said...

Sorry! I'm really distant...

Snowy... Is there any chance you can add a tiny little thing to the ded...?

Snow said...

yes??

Jophiel said...

Depression suffers and to knowledge that there is always, always someone there for them.

Sorry... My best friend of seven years told me she had depression today... I keep thinking of it...

Snow said...

then count that added ^

Jophiel said...

Dinner! BBS!

Jophiel said...

Thank you!!!

Snow said...

g2g, deathy!!

*leaves huggles for when she gets back*

BYEEE!!

*disappears*

Jophiel said...

Back!

Noelle said...

*coughs* ahem.

Noelle said...

*glances back through her feed at all that has happened*
*growls* Bastard. *goes back to sleep*

Ebony Law said...

-runs along the trees, and jumps out of them in a slow motion moment of epicness and walruses-

Now I'm going to be mature. Period.

Hehe. Period.

Jophiel said...

*Growls* Alex. What happened? I don't remember... She erased everything!

Ebony Law said...

Who erased everything?

Jophiel said...

Judi...

Jophiel said...

She scrambled all my brain and I only just got it back- AH! *Clutches head* Godammit!!! *Closes eyes tightly*

Ebony Law said...

Oh. She... She wanted to kill people, I guess. Dwyer was trying to team up with her.

Ebony Law said...

-stands back, and darkness coils around my hands, preparing for what's next-

Jophiel said...

Oh... *Grits teeth* She ain't very happy now...

Jophiel said...

*Stands up and snickers* Miss me? *Winks*

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