Some of you may have heard that a copy or two of LSODM have been sold, despite the embargo. This is, unfortunately, true.
Eight copies were mistakenly sent out ahead of schedule, to the big Forbidden Planet store in London. All eight were immediately sold. No one at Forbidden Planet is to blame, and no one who bought a copy is to blame.
I will only ask those who DID buy a copy to keep it to themselves. I'm asking them not to post spoilers and not to even HINT at anything that happens. I'm pretty confident nothing will leak, because you guys are all really good about this sort of thing, but I need to make sure.
And also, for those eight people out there who now own a copy... I hope you enjoy it.
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Tigers?! *Walks to Dragona* Tigers?!
Sorry, sorry. To be honest, I didn't think you could be any madder with me, so I was just pushing the boundaries a bit.
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I'm going to have to disappear for twenty-ish minutes... *Pouts* I'll be back as soon as I can!! *Kisses Alex quickly and runs into the forest*
Bye Death!
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Yes tigers. I had fifty tigers delivered to me by mistake. I didn't know what to do with them. I couldn't push them out of an airlock so I put them in storage.
*thinks*
Harralie getting married... huh.
I think a little baby Harralie would be adorable though, omg.
*eyes widen*
IT'S LIKE LIL CRAIC ALL OVER AGAIN
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back and i had my name sealed
The guest room at the end of the corridor.
*hand spasms again* Oh shit.
Um, want some help Adra?
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Bye Rose!
HARRALIE <3
*goes to the door and hears screaming* oh... Oh dear
Just make sure you don't get eaten alive by tigers or kidnapped by the spiders I locked in the bathroom.
*frowns* Whose bathroom?
Everyone's bathroom.
Bob: I'd say that's a no lad.
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What.
*flies off*
so *walks into bar and opens safe*
Oh...
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I would go into that room if I were you Adra.
If she's shifting in and out of wolf form and is blood thirsty, she could be going through detox.
It's not pretty.
There's a werewolf?
Dammit, Edward's in the bar. Bob, you got any phylaxtrites on you?
Bob: Aye. *snaps one and they teleport in a circle around Edward*
All: SNEAK ATTACK, BITCH! *punch*
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*frowns* what can I do, then?
(I was meant to say wouldn't go into that room!)
(also, it's not a safe, it's an enchanted box.)
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Don't even think, Dragona. There is a field outside the lab. No one can teleport in and the door is locked.
No
I WILL NOT HAVE MY LAB DESTROYED AGAIN
ow *releases electric energy round and takes money* haha *appears in the arctic*
There's nothing you can do Ads.
You just have to let it happen until she's calm enough for anyone to go in.
Its like she's losing her mind...
*explodes the door with cheese full of c4*
Is there a werewolf?
*ha. No, Dragona*
*the door stays*
Ahem.
This is bad.
Argh, this only ever gets more and more annoying. *Bob snaps another and Trip rams his sword through Edwards shoulder blades. Quill collects up the money and phylaxtrites away again.*
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*Edward's shoulder blades
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when will i get the money and be able to keep it?
Yes, I'm a werewolf and Em is a werewolf.
*shoulder blades set on fire* ok, is that supposed to happen
*eye twitches* oh...
Fuck.
*slowly backs away* Sorry, Drew
Never, it's /my/ money!
No, not normally. Well, you can deal with this alone! *Bob snaps a phylaxtrite and they teleport back to the lab, Quill is waiting, the money put back*
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Adra??
Are you okay??
Well everyone seems otherwise preoccupied so...
Hello Dragona how are you?
I'm fine thanks Dragona. You?
I'm fine too Dragona.
So Dragona what did you do on mass effect today?
Well Dragona I did the usual. Blow stuff up, continue an accidental relationship with a female alien, save the universe. Just an average day.
Ah I see. It sounds so boring its so Normal Dragona.
Well actually Dragona it was interesting.
Ah so werewolves... *loads silver bullets, just in case*
*creates ice spike and stabs shoulder* thats better
I'm back!!
Wb Death
What just happened...
Drew...
*runs to the end of the hallway, locking the doors and shoving a desk against it*
Hey Death!
#ChaseForBook9
*Walks to Dragona and snatches bullets from his hand* That is MY sister!! You are not killing my sister!!
Hi Rose
hello death
*sees Adra, goes to door* Adra? You okay?
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*looks at Dragona*
Are you for real Drag... none of that shit actually works on us.
*runs down to Adra*
What? What happened? Is everything alright??
Sup? God I wish I had gloves... *Shivers*
Drew... *runs and grabs her sword*
Well um... *runs away with gun loaded with silver bullets*
*Prepares to glare if needed*
Drew- if Em turned wolf, and she has the same thing as you...
Think.
*Sprints after Dragona*
Well a werewolf would say that it wouldn't work. But it does.
*puts his hand on the hilt of his sword*
Adra? What's the matter? Talk to me.
*spontaneously combusts that causes a chain reaction with the universe and teleports randomly*
Drew. You and Em have the same disease thing- she's gone off her rocker.
I'm not letting you out.
Well Dragona, if you want to shoot my sister, I'm going to give you Hell and make you regret the even thought of shooting someone. She is still human, even if she does have some lupine genes.
*walks into bar*
*an automated defence robot walks out of the shadows and looks at Edward*
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*takes hand of the hilt of sword*
Adra calm down, I am not going mad.
I'm just in a lot of pain with it. Yes I'm getting some symptoms but I am in full control right now.
Em is still considered just a pup as a werewolf. Plus she had an unguarded mind. Who knows what Deacon has put into it or done to it.
Robot: LEAVE. NOW. YOU. HAVE. BEEN. BARRED.
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*growls*
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robot? *robot freezes* *swaps real money for fake money*
I was in a shop today
And I saw One Direction sandals
Now I can run over thoughts that make my feet hurt
omg get it
🌚
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Yes I know! Deacon did it! He is the only one I have seen as your match in a fight.
I can't just let this pass until I find out what is in you two
Drew, I'll go in and check. I can keep En against the wall if I need to! *Smiles* I'll be fine and Em won't get hurt!
OMG Mara :3 <333
(Go Mars! *Laughs*
One thing leads to another
When you think it's better
There's more on your plate
Past when you're tired
It was everything amazing
But you weren't there
It's been coming for a while
You can't run from it
One lie leads to another
More on your plate
Want a bite?
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Robot: RETURN. THE. MONEY.
#ChaseForBook9
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If the link works thats the alien I pressed the wrong button with on mass effect 2. Definite oops.
Hi Fabi!
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No Death!!
Please don't go near her. She's shifting at random moments. It's not safe.
*dissapears* the money is in the safe
*hugs Fabi* hai
*shoots robot in the head*
Fabi! *Tacklehugs* Best mood ever!! *Hums Best Song Ever*
*goes to the microscope* have me a minute*
(Timejump ooajsbsdhhshakabs!!)
*eyes widen* No...
Hi...
[Watches]
I'm distant. Writing...
RAAAAAAWR!!!!!
Hey Jubi! How are you?
Hey jubiosaurus
Kk Fabi
Drew! I'll be fine! I've actually been around a werewolf before! ...but of course that werewolf was just a very angry wolf who'd been genetically mutated to have a man's face and a wolf's teeth... *Shrugs* We'll be fine! I do have all the gravity I need to restrain her!
DRAGONA!!!! ADRA!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
HAAII!
AND I AM MURDEROUS!!! :D
SO I'M GOOD!
THANKYOU
[hugs Adra back]
[Tacklehugs Death back]
Glad to hear it. :-)
I'm in a weird mood... I'm killing a character, so yeah.
#ChaseForBook9
Rose. Please no...
I know what they have.
Don't go in there
I don't trust robots *narrows eyes*
Death!!
Please I'm begging you. Until we know what's going on.
*hugs Fabi* FABIIIIIIIIII
#ChaseForBook9
I'll take a GoPro with me so you guys can see! And I have symbols that if she hurts me, I can heal!
Shadows. Deacon's shadows and Dragkin scales.
But how do I-?
*pulls open a book*
(Screw it. Edward, I'm tired of this. Stop stealing the money, or it will just auto teleport back into the safe unless I tell it not to.)
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Hurt is different than disease, Death. This... I don't know where to start
Oh, and next time Deacon rears his ugly head, Rigor is mine.
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ok *returns money* so what is actually happening?
*appears by everyone* whats going on?
JUBSTER *hugs*
imagine harry holding your daughter at the pool
then you scream and punch him bc how the hell did he get your daughter
this ain't no sweet cheeks imagine okay
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Hi Zaf!
Well, Em is kind of in trouble.
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*throws cheese at the werewolves*
And Drew
Again? Cant that woman stay out of harms way? (No offense to Em irl...Zaffy in char is stressed from stuff)
MARA!!!!!!!! *Supermegajubiosaurustacklehugsofdoom*
HAAIIII!!!!!
[hugs Mara back]
[Waves to Jubi]
I realized something about the spiders... And my own brain.
It's a bit bizarre to think about...
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Dragona, not all our problems will be solved by cheese throwing. Could you please knock it off until a less plot important point?
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Hi Fabi and Jubi!
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Hiya fellow Ameriminions!
[waves to Zaf as well]
You're one to talk, Elder Play-it-safe.
((Fabi is grouchy in character only))
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I'm an England-y minion.
FABI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRIP!!!!!!!!!!! *supermegaJUBIOSAURUStacklehugsofdoom*
HAIII!!!!!!!!!
*laughs* Fabi.
Guys, I'll be fine! I need to see if she's okay!
it has been rumoured that harry brings this journal around everywhere with him.
everyone thinks he writes these really inspirational messages in it, but it's probably something like this
'Dear diary
I got my pants on in less than an hour today
Love Harry x'
Am i right or am i right
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*reads aloud
"... For a successful remedy of killing a Dragkin poison is wolfs bane, olives, and penicillin.
EW WHAT THE SHIT
OMG MARA XDDDD
You're right Mara
*a loud metal bang comes from the room Em is staying in*
*Drew looks at Adra*
What the fuck was that??
I don't know! *moves the desk aside*
*opens door*
I need my supplies
*sits in the corner eating cheese and celebrating*
So, wolf's bane? What's that?
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*another loud bang comes from the room*
*Drew stands at the end of the corridor and see's the dents in Em's door*
Oh shit...
Ugh what am i supposed to di?
Wbd helping make dinner so assume im by you guys
OMG ONE DIRECTION BEARS WITH TOPS
seriously?
it's completely unbearable
i can bearly believe it
they should have just let them bear without clothing
it would be a lot more bearable if they didn't use fetus pictures on the tops
like i can bearly distinguish their faces
omg how cheesy was that tho
cheddar
i think i'm funny
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If any of you need assistance with the werewolf I always have an anti-material rifle... *hums*
Drew back up!
*runs to the closet, swiftly mixing her things in a bowl* come on...
*Runs to Em's room* Em! I'm coming in!!
*pulls Rose back* NO. Stay back!
*another bang resonates from the door*
Adra??
"even a man who is pure of heart and says his prayers by night,
may become a wolf when the wolfsbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright" that is a famous werewolf poem
adele went to the boys' concert the other night
she turned up out of the blue uninvited
ugh again adele seriously
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I'M GOIN AS FAST AS I CAN,KEPTIN
*mixes*
*the sound of metal crunching*
*loud snarling echoes*
We have to go, now!
*Breaks free of Adra's grip and slips through the door*
ROSE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
What is coming?! (I really am truly unsure whats going on *sigh*
Anti-material rifle anyone? No? Ok then.
*eats cheese quietly*
Em?! Em where are you?! *Has hand splayed*
*Grabs Death quickly*
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DO AS YOUR TOLD!!??
*pushes her towards the exit door*
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NOW! IT'S NOT SAFE!!
Zafira as am i. And it seems throwing cheese is not a way to help the situation so it must be serious.
*Spins back to Drew and pushes him away* She's my sister! I need to know if she's okay and I have to help!!! *Kicks him in the knee and keep walking* I don't care if I die.
combined, the boys have 26 litres of blood in their bodies
that's enough blood to
FILL 73 COKE CANS
FILL 35 BOTTLES OF GREY GOOSE VODKA
FILL 110 CUPS OF STARBUCKS
that's a lot of starbucks
that's a lot of white girls
i've been laughing for turdy seven years
hA
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Yeah no clue what to do or say
((Em is coming, Zaf))
*pushes Drew* GO!
Rose, I have a remedy. I can fix her
But I need to see her! I can defend myself!!
*Grabs Death again and stands still as the snarling gets louder*
*Slowly turns around and sees Em in wolf form but with shadows creeping and slithering out from around her*
Oh no...
*whispers to Death* back away slowly and run. Please Rose. Please.
i am going to go as i do not know what is going on
(She's a wolf atm? Fuck.)
*has shadows ready*
I'm just trying not to take notice. I offer assistance and no one replies, try breaking in and they say it doesn't work and throw cheese and they ask me to stop.
Zaf, we should start a new conversation about rabbits.
Oh...
I dedicate this page to Death as its her Blogversary (Aussie time) and to the Requim Ball I cannot WAIT for.
No Drew. I love her and she will see reason. *Looks at Em* Em. I know you can hear me. Emerald Melody, please. At least look at me!
*grabs two remedies* Edward, Em is diseased or something. And I have a cure that I saw in a book.
And we're trying to stop her
*steps forward into a right foot front stance. Smashes fist into palm and a blinding purple light flashes, and suddenly there are lots of tendrils of energy coming out of his back*
#ChaseForBook9
I'll talk to you Dragona as I give up on the roleplay. Too much and I hate werewolves with such a passion. (No offense Em)
*Em snarls at Death as she hunkers down*
*She launches herself at Death with jaws open but Drew knocks Death out of the way and takes the force of the launch*
*His back cracks off the hard ground as he tries to wrestle with Em. His hands wrapped around her muzzle, keeping her jaw tight*
Yay! So, what is the most random thing you've seen a rabbit do?
Ready.
Bob: Quill,go, I'll be right behind you. This is way above our skill levels.
Quill: Agreed.
*they run off*
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Hop!
Uhm where are you guys can we see Em?
Fine, just break my door in then
so what can i do?
*tendrils fly at Em, sharpened*
#ChaseForBook9
I once saw a rabbit get stuck down a hole upside down and it was funny. Until it got free.
EM! *jumps on her back, putting the remedy in a vaccine, plunging it in her throat*
Yes what can I do? I'll help?
*Looks at Em and makes the wall beside her have a stronger gravitational pull while keeping Drew in place*
*gives Zaf an anti-material rifle* You may need this. Anything you shoot starts to be ripped apart at a molecular level. Rather useful.
Zaf, we aren't your boss! Help how you see fit, and if we don't like it, we'll voice our displeasure.
#ChaseForBook9
*the shadows break the needle*
*Em's claws are now digging into Drew' shoulders. The wounds opening up wide and shadows start to coil into the wounds*
Oh shit! Oh shit!!
She watches silently from the shadows, a smile occasionally playing across her lips, but she can make herself say nothing, as much as she wants to join in somehow. Eventually she gives up on herself and turns, glancing over her shoulder one more time at her friends. Now isn't the time to be here though. So she isn't.
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Dammit! *stabs the sword downward into Em's arm* BACK OFF MY BROTHER
*sends shadows knives at Em* Hey woah down puppy!
Harry: Hush little baby
Zayn: Don't you cry
Liam: Don't cut your arms
Niall: Don't say goodbye
Louis: Put down that razor
Harry: Put down that light
Zayn: It may be hard but
Liam: You'll win this fight
Niall: We'll be right here
Louis: Through thick and thin
Harry: Have no fear
Zayn: Find the strength within
All: We all love you. Just don't, just don't do it, okay?
❤
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Um, okay Fabi.
Maybe you should take a week off? Or at least a day, like I did a bit ago? It's just so realxing., away from all these problems.
#ChaseForBook9
*hugs Fabi tightly*
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goodbye
*huggles Fabi* I don't know how to help include you... I don't understand
*points anti-material rifle at Em* Don't make me pull the trigger...
Bye Ed!
#ChaseForBook9
Bye Edward :(
*Em spins around, her claws ripping through Adra's stomach*
*the shadows around Em battle Zaf's shadows*
*Drew tries to get up but the shadows in his wounds are tying him down*
Don't kill her, Dragona
*cries out, bring the sword down again*
Emerald. Stop.
*splays hand, anti-material rifle explodes* We'll have none of that here please, Mr. Pine.
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Okay then *sends knife at Em's shoulder* Hey CALM
Not planning to kill her... A single shot from this would start ripping her apart. There would be plenty of time to stop it.
Ok now I have nothing.
Looks like it's down to me. *body is coated in energy, leaps forwards onto Em's back*
#ChaseForBook9
*goes back to the corner*
Wbd, finding something interesting to do. Ooh mass effect video. *watches*
*electric energy crackles around right hand. Lifts it up high, then plants it on Em's back, delepivering a shock that would knock a human unconscious *
#ChaseForBook9
Another life saved... *mutters*
#ChaseForBook9
*Em roars as she feels the energy on her back*
*She throws Trip across the room and roars again*
*Drew tries to get up again but the shadows have him strapped tightly to the ground*
*Em stands over Drew and opens her jaws*
*sighs*
*sends shadows at the shadows around Drew using them like knives*
*runs into Em, knocking her aside* Get OFF MY BROTHER
*hugs Mara*
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