I've been pretty busy these last few weeks, while at the same time trying my best to take some time off.
Apparently, time off is a good thing. Time off is necessary. We released The Maleficent Seven at the start of the year, and we're gearing up to the release of Last Stand of Dead Men in EXACTLY one month's time. That's two books out in the same year, one written straight after the other, not to mention one or two other short stories for various things yet to be announced. So I've pretty much been working nonstop since November of 2012. Wow. When I say it like that, I suddenly start to feel very tired...
I'm still waiting to hear back from Harper Collins on things like the back cover reveal, and possibly putting up a sample chapter or two. I also need to pick a date for a VERY informal reader get-together in Dublin over the next few weeks. When I said I'd do this back in April I had no idea I'd be so busy, so hopefully I'll still be able to fit it in. Oh, and in a matter of days I'll be posting the tour schedule for LSODM, which will be kicking off at the Edinburgh Book Festival on August 25th- where copies of the new book WILL be on sale.
I normally HATE early releases, but seeing as how it's only a difference of four days PLUS the fact that the Edinburgh audience never reveal spoilers, I don't mind this at all.
Er... I think I've strayed from the point of this Blog entry... what was it again?
Yes! Time off! That's it!
So, I haven't ACTUALLY been able to take any time off, but then I've never been one for taking holidays. However, I have managed to watch a few movies in the evenings, and watch a few TV shows to relax, and to play a few video games. And THAT is the point of this Blog entry.
Over the past few months, I've played two very good games. Bioshock Infinite and Tomb Raider. I've talked about these games in an earlier post. Of the two, I preferred Tomb Raider. It just felt more visceral. The gameplay was excellent, the atmosphere was amazing, and the tension was nerve-shredding. But apart from all that, it was the character work that stood out. Tiny emotions flickering across Lara Croft's face, paired with such wonderful voice acting, meant that I really cared about her. I liked her, and I didn't want anything bad to happen to her. In contrast to the gritty, naturalistic world of Tomb Raider, Bioshock was hugely imaginative fun with great gameplay, stunning visuals, and a great supporting character. The best supporting character in video games, I reckoned.
And then came The Last Of Us.
The Last Of Us is survival horror. 20 years after the outbreak of a fungal virus that latches onto a person's mind and drives them insane, the world is in ruins. Survivors gather in quarantined cities. Life is miserable. Life is cheap. Death is quick, cruel, and common. But outside the walls of the cities, it's even worse. That's where the Infected roam.
(A fungal virus sounds pretty laughable, right? Type 'Cordyceps' in to any search engine. Read up on what it does to ants. Now imagine what it'd do to people.)
You control Joel, a man in his 50s who has to escort Ellie, a 14 year old girl, across America. They go from city to town to suburb to countryside to mountains, and not only do they have to avoid the Infected, they have to avoid most of the other survivors as well. Because these are NOT nice people.
This is a game that combines the best elements of both Tomb Raider and Bioshock Infinite. The world is grim and gritty but so, so beautiful. Lush greenery spills up from cracked cement. The sky is a million shades of orange at dusk. But the action is brutal. And the supporting character is astonishing.
Play this game for a few hours and you'll start to really care about Joel and Ellie. Play it for a few hours more and you'll find yourself terrified. You'll hear the clicking of the Infected around you as you crouch in the darkness, and you'll freeze in fear. Why? Because you want to keep Ellie safe. That's ALL you'll care about.
This is one of the best games I've ever played. Is it the most fun? No, that'd probably go to one of the Uncharted games, just for sheer entertainment. But this is definitely the scariest, the most tense, and the most involving. It sucks you in and it doesn't let you go. This is a masterpiece of gaming that will be used as a benchmark for all games that come after, and as a piece of storytelling it succeeds where so many other stories fail.
It's brilliant. If you're over 18, then ready yourself, and go play it.
Monday, July 29, 2013
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 4948 Newer› Newest»Thanks for the warning, Kes.
[Does not get first]
It IS. [nods]
#ChaseForBook9
Saph, okay...
Goshdarn you, Adra! *shakes fist*
What's a gnocchi?
*Laughs and steals bottle of whiskey* *Leaves fifty on bar and takes swig* *Grins and laughs*
*hits her head on the table* Are you even-
Right.
I'll just... I'll dedicate to, um... *stammers* I'll dedicate to- rolling pins because... they make cookies. And they are very useful weapons.
*raises glass*
Hear hear!
That was rubbish oh lord.
[Hits Jubi on the head with bread and butter]
#ChaseForBook9
THE MOST BESTEST LUMPS OF POTATO DOUGH
gnocchi plural of gnoc·chi
Noun
(in Italian cooking) Small dumplings made from potato, semolina, or flour, usually served with a sauce.
Hear hear! *Raises bottle*
Rolling pins ARE good weapons. NOt as good as bananas though ;)
#ChaseForBook9
*puts the fifty in the register, taking out her change and handing it back to Death* Enjoy!
Saph, bananas are deadly.
Hear hear!
[Raises bread and butter]
#ChaseForBook9
*Hands change back to Adra* Keep it! As a tip! *Winks* Meaning, take him somewhere nice!
*nods* Always bring a banana to a party
Oh. Thanks Adra :)
*refuses to cheer*
...Fine.
Hear. Hear.
*eyes widen*
DEATH
ow..! *Rubs head*
wait...
why did that hurt..?
*laughs*
*nods* Oh course, dear.
And it is a decree, Kessie. You have to raise a glass or else it isn't a true dedication
*Laughs* I was talking about Trip. *Raises hand and falls to knees laughing*
Adra, but I don't HAVE a glass!
*Laughs at the Doctor Who quote* Alex, do you remember the time Xena actually brought a banana to my birthday party?
#ChaseForBook9
Because its EVIL bread and butter, Jubi.
#ChaseForBook9
I KNOW, DEATH
*nods* I'm cool. I know Doctor Who. Actually, it's part of my existence...
But I got cooler for being an American
Saph, I'm actually going to a DW party soon...
Imma get her Bananagrams. XD
*Raises my coffee to the ded*
#ChaseForBook9
oooh
that explains it...
*frowns*
I think that there's a lump...
*Takes deep... Deep... Deep...* *Bursts out laughing* Sorry Adra!! I couldn't resist!!! But still. *Winks*
(Jubi, that's the butter. It stuck to your head!)
#ChaseForBook9
[Laughs]
#ChaseForBook9
*puts her hands on her hips, glaring at Rose* You're not helping.
*stalks out with her glass of wine*
oh... *Pulls of butter*
heh..
*Chuckles at Jubi* It doesn't exactly blend in with your hair colour XD
#ChaseForBook9
*passes out bacon, which is TOTALLY not poisoned*
*Gets back onto feet and backs away laughing* I'd say I'm sorry but I'm really not! It's funny! And that's not helping... *Bites lip and wipes away tears*
... Are you guys cooking Jubi?
Because if you are...
*coughs* It puts the lotion on it's skin...
heh heh heh....
*Noms bacon*
Wait, what did you say about poison? :O
*Eyes widen*
DON'T COOK ME!!
I TASTE ICKY!
Cooking Jubi... I wonder if she tastes as good as llamas.
Anyone got salt and pepper?
#ChaseForBook9
*holds out the bacon* If anyone wants my piece... I've had enough red meat for a lifetime
The bar should!! Ask Adra!
No salt and pepper.
I've got cream cheese?
[Disappears]
[Reappears with slightly melted butter]
[Dumps it on Jubi's head]
#ChaseForBook9
Now, do we barbecue her? Or roast?
Nah, roast will take too long. Fabi, I don't suppose you could turn the metal around here into a human-sized barbecue? ;D
#ChaseForBook9
Adra, it's turkey bacon.
No it doesn't! *runs at Jubi, portaling away with her*
RUN!
You guys are crazy.
Don't you know that you need OREGANO to bring out the tru flavor of human flesh??
*true
Everyone's turning into cannibals!
OI!! Bring our dinner back!
#ChaseForBook9
Actually, it's basil.
oh ok
*Runs for life*
*Stops and calls Clemy*
*Flies up into the air*
*calls downs*
Basil is pretty good too!
We'd have nothing to fuel it, Saph...
#ChaseForBook9
*Has finally regained her normal breathing again*
Okay... *Looks at bacon and eats it casually*
Alex, what do you mean by "turning into"?
Garlic's best. Unless there's any vampires around?
*jumps back in the portal, closing it*
*sticks out her tongue* NO!
[Throws gnocchi at Jubi]
#ChaseForBook9
Nope. Eve's not here, and I'm not even sure if she's a vampire...
*Hisses* Gah! Not garlic! Barbecue sauce is best. *Nods* Makes everything taste like chicken!
Fabi, of course we have something to fuel it. The bar is made of wood, no? XD
#ChaseForBook9
*Grins* I don't think Trip will mind too much...
Yum, barbecue sauce. We could make kebabs!
*narrows her eyes* You are NOT burning the bar down.
Saph, oh, dear Golden God...
Anyone an Elemental?
Why are people trying to eat me...
Adra; are you being protective of your boyfriend's bar? :P
#ChaseForBook9
*into the earpiece* RUN, JUBI! RUN WHERE THEY WON'T FIND YOU
[Laughs evilly]
#ChaseForBook9
Jubi, because you're here.
I'm an Elemental. So's Saph, but I think she's a bit busy trying to burn down the bar...
JUBABS!!!
WHAT???
[Into the earpiece]
Juuuuubi, there's choooooocolate...!
#ChaseForBook9
I don't need to run, Adra
I have Clemy :) *Flies higher*
Yes! Jubabs! *dies of laughter* Jubi, it's because you're tasty :)
#ChaseForBook9
*Floats after Jubab*
DON'T LISTEN, FABI! DON'T SUCCUMB TO THEIR CLEVER WHIMS
Alex, that's why I was asking. We need the fire to cook Jubi.
Oi, Jubi, if you let us eat you, I'll stop Andrade from attacking you!
*Laughs*
Jubi, you seem to have a new nickname :)
#ChaseForBook9
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STEAL FABI'S GNOCCHI. PEOPLE TRY TO EAT YOU.
(Erm, ignore the bit about Fabi being vegetarian)
#ChaseForBook9
*Raises eyebrow*
I'm not THAT stupid, Kes
xD
*Andra
Okay. Let's all get OUT of the bar before anyone tries to set it on fire...
oh yay
a new nickname for Jubi
KEEP FLYING, JUBI! BLUEBERRY HAS YOUR BACK! *touches the ground and a rock comes out, hitting Rose and knocking her down*
GO GO GO
Jubi, worth a try.
I will drag you all out of here myself
*Pulls Clemy's foot* Jubab! Let us eat you! Please?
Alex; That's probably a good idea :D
#ChaseForBook9
*Flies faster*
C'mon Clemy!
wait..
I just wanna clarify
are there people chasing me or are all of you just trying to figure out how to cook me first...?
**Grabs
*Wanders off to find wood that ISN'T some poor person's bar*
[Yawns and casually walks towards a tree]
#ChaseForBook9
*stumps feet and uses symbols to rise into air*
Jubi...!
I'm chasing you! *Grins*
scratch that
*Clemy kicks Death and flies faster*
c'mon c'mon c'mon!
Dammit...
*curses, sitting down with a huff* Fine, be eaten
[Quickly assembles a metal platform, then expands it to rise upwards]
[Throws Skittles at Clemy]
#ChaseForBook9
*Floats after Jubab quicker*
WE MUST HAVE OUR JUBABS!
So... we have cream cheese, basil, oregano, mint, garlic- wait, no, Death won't eat that.
#ChaseForBook9
*Clemy turns into a llama and spits in Death's and Kes's face*
ha!
*sends energy pulse at Jubi*
OH MY GOD KESTREL YOU'RE HERE
*tackles violently*
HELLO FRIEND
*Redirects Skittles into mouth* Thanks Fab! *Speeds up*
I think Jubi and I are the only two non-cannibals here.
Not that I eat Any meat, anyway
I'm amazed at the fact that we've posted over a hundred comments already XD
wait..
Kes you're chasing me too right?
xP
[Remembers I don't like heights, especially when balanced precariously on former soda cans]
Riiiight. I'm going back down.
[Platform contracts slowly]
[Jumps the last few feet to the ground]
#ChaseForBook9
If Clemy turned into a llama, why aren't you falling out of the sky? :S
#ChaseForBook9
*Wipes face* Ewie... *Grabs Jubab off Clemy and flies down to Sapphy*
A...llama?
*is already a unicorn*
*attempts to gore Jubi with horn*
because clemy can FLY!
no matter what animal she is
*clicks fingers and is a giant ball of fire*
*frolics through flowers*
Yay! GO Rosie! *Throws random bits of wood from the trees on the ground and sets them on fire*
#ChaseForBook9
VAL. HI. *throws skittles*
*stops chasing Jubi*
VAL, WHY U NO BEEN TALKING TO ME?
Sorry, but I have to go. Bye everyone! Text ya later Saph :)
VAL!!!!! I would give you a supermegatacklehugofdoom right now but I'm kinda running/flying for my life.
So I guess
HAI!
*blueberry claws at Death*
*stares at the flames* Oh hell
Hello Val!
#ChaseForBook9
*Gets Jubab in headlock* We shall sit here! *Sits down*
Bye Alex!
*is still a unicorn*
*waves at Alex* Bye!!*huggles*
*prepares to fight for her life*
Hi Val! *tackleglomps*
Bye Alex :( You'd better. Thanks for coming on :)
#ChaseForBook9
I'M SORRY KES
(Wait if you mean not texting you I got my phone stolen and only just got a new one)
*tacklehugs* I HAS NOT SEEN YOU IN SO LONG KESTREL
See you, Alex! [Waves]
#ChaseForBook9
Bye Alex! *Waves with foot*
*bites Adra*
*protects face*
*screams, punching Val*
NO
DO NOT EAT ME.
NO.
*Blueberry starts clawing at Death's face
Val, you got your PHONE stolen? When? How?
I KNOW...And I really shouldn't be here now, either..,
*steps around fire*
*Checks to make sure Alex is really gone*
*Is confused*
Wbd. Msd.
#ChaseForBook9
Wait... We're eating Adra now, too?
*climbs tree*
uh oh...
*eyes widen* N-no... No we're not...
It was stolen a month or so ago at a swimming pool. BUT I GOT A NEW ONE ON WEDNESDAY. Same number.
*spins in circles and lights everything on fire*
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE, WITH THE BURNING FIIIIIIRRRRRE
Msd
The spiders have found me again, brb.
#ChaseForBook9
*really, really doesn't like fire*
*dives in lake*
*bites Adra*
LET'S SACRIFICE HER TO THE TROLL
(Remember when I stuck my head in the troll's nose in Fremont? XD)
Which troll? Derek or Moffat?
(Yeah, that's in the video)
NO.
DON'T YOU DARE, VAL! *glances at the two bite marks*
SHIT
*runs in the opposite direction*
*stays in lake because fire*
*throws energy dagger at Adra*
Gtg- eye people :( Baiiiii *tackleglomps*
#ChaseForBook9
*dodges dagger* THAT KILLS ME, KESSIE
*dodges tackleglomp* I DON'T TRUST YOU
BYE SAPH!!
That's the point.
*throws REAL dagger*
These are all rusty- haven't used them in MONTHS.
Sorry... I just got chills and had to call mum...
*Shivers and lets Jubab go*
Vale, Saph!
WHY
*dodges that dagger as well, skidding to a halt at the edge of a cliff, almost running over the side*
*bites Adra again*
AHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW YOU'LL BE INFECTED WITH THE VAL DISEASE
That dagger was expensive!
*goes to retrieve it*
*pushes Adra off cliff when passing*
*screams* WHAT EVEN! *falls*
CURSE YOUUUUUU
*Kicks Death away and flies faster*
*high fives Kessie for throwing Adra off cliff*
*misses and falls off cliff*
GODDAMMIT
*Clemy dives down and catches Adra*
Hii :)
*laughs*
*jumps off cliff to help Adra and Val*
*can't actually fly*
Goshdarn!
*laughs, on Clemy, and raises rocks to catch her friends*
GO, JUBI! *looks at her bleeding marks* DAMMIT, VAL
IT'S OKAY KESSIE WE CAN FINISH THIS HOW WE STARTED IT
TOGETHER
*insert Harry Potter music*
*Flies up so high that ears pop*
Hi!
#ChaseForBook9
*laughs*
How funny would it be if Flame came on right now? It'd be like Fawkes rescuing us.
DID SOMEBODY SAY DRACO MALFOY?????
*rolls off Clemy onto the ground* WELL THEN. *throws water onto the fire pit*
WELL I ALREADY RESCUED YOUR SORRY ASSES SO HUSH
ARI!!!!!!!!!!!! Again.. I would give you a supermegatacklehugofdoom but everyone's trying to eat me... so
HAI
Back with 0 spiders and 1 plastic tub of unknown contents.
#ChaseForBook9
Hi Aretha!
KEEP FLYING, JUBI! I'M TRYING TO BE EATEN AS WELL
Hi Ari!
I'm not trying to eat you, Jubi!
...I'm trying to dump this on your head.
#ChaseForBook9
Adra, when did this happen?
GUYS ADRA PUT UP THE VIDEO OF US
WHOO HOO
OK OK I KNOW!
wait...
you're TRYING to be eaten?
*kicks clemy* come ON you bloody slow poke!!!!
Ahem.
"...The Empress Elder Lady Adra "The Ducktor" Dark said...
*laughs, on Clemy, and raises rocks to catch her friends*
GO, JUBI! *looks at her bleeding marks* DAMMIT, VAL
July 30, 2013 at 3:33 AM Delete"
Wait, what? Who's eating who? Can somebody please give me a brief explanation?
#ChaseForBook9
EVERYONE BECAME CANNIBALS AND JUBI AND I WERE ELECTED AS FOOD!
Adra, OH! I thought you were throwing rocks at us!
OK
so basically, everyone is trying to eat Adra and me, except for Fabi apparently who just wants to pour something on my head...
WELL ADRA IF YOU'RE A FOOD YOU'RE A BURNT HAMBURGER BUN BECAUSE I CAN'T COOK
AND VAL SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE! AND I'M A UNICORN!
Jubi stole my gnocchi, so I hit her on the head with bread and butter, and the butter stuck to her head so now she's edible and so is Adra apparently.
#ChaseForBook9
NO YOU BLOODY CAN'T, BUT YOU STILL BIT ME THREE TIMES AND THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR
Hey Ari... *Shivers* So freakin' cold... I'm in a robe, under a blanket and have the heater on... I'm still frozen...
I CAN ALMOST COOK, ADRA
I CAN COOK ENOUGH TO ALMOST MESS UP A BAGEL WITH CREAM CHEESE
Drink some tea. Or hot chocolate.
Wow... I leave you people alone for two seconds, and this is what happens?! Jeez! Alright, can we all agree not to eat each other?
#ChaseForBook9
Val, even /I/ can do a bagel with cream cheese.
*puts the fire out* *nods* Now, I'm probably going to be distant again at some point... But I'm still here for now
[hugs Death] I hope you feel better soon.
#ChaseForBook9
Aretha, if I can have some cream cheese.
Adra is processing poopies
Just so you all know
OH MY GOD IT WAS FIRST COMMENT
I'M CRYING OH MY GOD
MINE!
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