Thank you.
I exchanged a few tweets with her a few weeks ago, then visited her twitter page. I figured if she was half as funny in her book as she is on twitter, it'd be a book worth reading. So I bought it, and I've just finished it.
My Review of Geek Girl
Geek Girl is a book about a girl who is a geek. There are no ninjas in it. Virtually no one dies. There are two haircuts (one planned, one not). There are bizarre characters. There is one tremendously awful bully that makes you want to punch the page. There are clothes and shoes.
And DESPITE all the lack of bloodshed... this book is brilliant.
Harriet is 15 years old. She's a geek. She likes facts and figures and doing her homework. She's not exactly popular in school. She's just... weird. Her mind works in unusual ways. When she's plucked from her life and told she's going to be a model she thinks everything is going to get better— she's going to change and suddenly be cool and have friends...
There are lines in this book that will make you laugh out loud. There are jokes. One liners. Gags. Set ups and payoffs. It may deal with popularity (or lack of same), and it may deal with bullying, and insecurity, and it may play with the myth of metamorphosis... but even when Harriet is at her most vulnerable, she is never less than hilarious.
If it helps, you can think of Harriet as the younger sister to Clarabelle, in the Skulduggery books. She is, literally, THAT weird. And THAT loveable.
I would rate this book eight fish out of eight.
But please, let's not mention how much Holly fancies me. It's just... it's embarrassing.
4,994 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 1401 – 1600 of 4994 Newer› Newest»*raises glass* HEAR HEAR!
#ChaseForBook9
Aw, not much bra. I was just chilling with me brudas, looking at some shelas, when some of them pigs showed up and we's was like, 'come at me bro!' and them pigs be like, 'we're gunna bring ya in for being so pissed'. We skidded on outa there quickly but them pigs were too scared to follow.
So everything's good, bra!
*Nods* Epic Ducko!!
*Pokes tree* Dear Lord. I swear you were smaller!!! *Wraps arms around it and taps symbol on bad arm* *Forgot that of cause so much pain and gasps*
I took AGES to write that! It's hard to write like an uncililised man.
#ChaseForBook9
Talks: What
RP: *wearily shakes her head* What's happened to the tree? IT WAS BUT A MERE SAPLING
Talking: someone who may see Ari before me tell her i emailed her? Thanks.
Now that I read it again, it wasn't very good.
#ChaseForBook9
Talking: You wrote it pretty well, I'm impressed!
*Looks at tree and rests head against it, whimpering slightly*
Wbd, now.
Gonna attempt to digitally draw after 50 billion years. Yeah.
#ChaseForBook9
(Bye Cain!)
*glares a Rose, sitting on the ground* if you keep that up, you're not going to be much use to us if you're exhausted
*Speaks through teeth* I'll probably be dead... My the end of this... *Tries to pull arms away but can't* That is slightly concerning...
Have to go now. I have stuff to... do.
Like sleeping.
And reading.
And, uh, teeth cleaning.
BON VOAGE!!!
#ChaseForBook9
Talking: BYE DUCK!!!!
RP: *takes Rose's good arm and swings it around her shoulder* Come on, let's get you back to the bar
*Tries to wave at Duck but can't* Talking: Bye Ducko!
*Smiles and is dragged backwards*
I can't move my bad arm!!! Yay!!
*growls and readjusts Rose, so she's supporting her* Come on, you know how to walk
BYE DUCK!
Oh my gawddddd.
Why did I ever give up digital drawing??
#ChaseForBook9
If you'd slow down I could get my feet under me!! *Gets a better idea and begins to float after Adra*
What.
Since when do you float
I control gravity. I've always been able to float!!
Right. *walks beside her*
Because, you know, Alastair IS probably going to make another appearance. Deacon as well, perhaps
Uh oh!! *Cradles arm gingerly on lap* I'm a cool banana... I'm a cool banana... I'm a cool banana... *Repeats phrase*
Why do you keep repeating that to yourself?
Because it takes my mind off the pain! *Covers mouth* Did I just say that?! Well, the absurd was of it makes be think of something random!!
*pulls a bag of leaves from her pocket* Here, chew on there
*these
Last time I ate leaves, they were gum and poisonous (true fact!!) I don't trust leaves...
Well these are mint and they take the pain away
*rolls eyes*
*Looks at bag sceptically and takes one* *Pops it in mouth and chews* It tastes like peppermint gum tree leaves...
Yeah...?
Okay, I can't feel my arm... *Pokes and doesn't wince* Yep, scarily numb...
VAS HAPPENIN'?
TOMORROW IS MY DIRECTIONER-VERSARY :3
ONE YEAR, WOOT WOOT!~
Gonna watch video diaries all day tomorrow c:
Hello, btw:3
#ChaseForBook9
*Waves to Mara* Talking: I killed my arm... I tried to bring a tree back to life and I killed it... I'm an idiot.
I don't know what to do, Rose!!!
HULLO DEATH c: *hugs*
You killed your arm? Huh. That... sounds painful.
I got fish. *nods*
HULLO ADRA c: *hugs*
#ChaseForBook9
HEY MARA! *tacklehugs*
(I'm still here. Just drawinggg)
#ChaseForBook9
Talk: Hi Mara@ *huggles* So I just fell asleep for three minutes... and I opened my eyes and I'm really refreshed
what
*Pouts* I has no pain, right?
*Slides off jacket and opens backpack* *Gets out luminous green knife and slices deep wound over the symbol* *Black liquid starts gushing out and self becomes queasy* Ugh... I'm not feeling too well...
Hey Mara.
Sorry I'm distant. Trying to write.
#ChaseForBook9
*It feels
*helps Rose lean back against a tree* What's happening?
*Blinks* I don't know... I can't see straight... I blame the blood... Or the black stuff... I don't know... I'm feeling like crap... *Goes slightly green*
*flinches backward, but looks Rose right in her eyes*
Rose... It's poisoning your blood
And I don't know what to do about it...
YAY FOR WRITING, LUCEEEEEEE!! *hugs*
:3
#ChaseForBook9
There is one thing....
But you don't like it
Talking: bye gtg
HULLO MISSYY *hugs* :3
You like all my pictures on ig and I feel bad because I don't do the same to you :o
I SHALL DO THAT NOW.
HULLO LUCIIIIIIIIIIIIII *huggles*
How's my beautiful sister doing today?<3
...am i being too happy?
*slaps self*
IDEK WHY I'M HAPPY
I HAD A GOOD SLEEP
AND AN A M A Z A Y N DREAM
and i got a 1D bracelet and goodie bag today
SO YEAH, BASICALLY...
oh my golden god would people stop texting on the group chat it is really annoying idek half the people on it :P
#ChaseForBook9
Talk: Bye Zaf@
Mara! *huggles* I'm glad youre happy
What is it? *Starts falling to the side* I don't care. What is it?
Bye Zafffff! *hugs*
HARRY STYLES IN EVERY INTERVIEW
Harry: So, um, basically... we're so thankful to the fans... *touches Louis's leg*
That is so true...
#ChaseForBook9
I'd have to remove the infected area. I can get you a new hand, of course... But...
Talking: Bye Zaf... Mara, that's amaZayn!
*Holds arm out* Go. I can live without a hand for a bit! *Looks away and closes eyes tightly*
YAY FOR LIKING PHOTOS!! ^-^
Good luck, btw. :P
AND YAY FOR GOOD SLEEPS AND DREAMS AND STUFF!! :D
#ChaseForBook9
Or if you don't want to, I can. You'd do a cleaner cut because I'd be trying to not throw up...
*takes her arm, lying it on the ground*
Look away... *draws a symbol, and touches it, Rose's hand being ripped away from her arm* *she quickly heals the wound, and bandages it up, wrapping the hand up and taking it with her*
Can I look?
*draws a portal on the ground after putting the hand in a refrigerator*
Yeah... *they jump through the portal* So. Metal or prosthetic prosthetic hand?
14th of September there's an SP signing in Liverpool.
Just thought I'd let you all know. c:
#ChaseForBook9
Talking: *jellyfish*
*Looks at stump of arm* *Binks and starts shaking* *Breathing increases to a faster rhythm*
Okay, NEVERMIND, DON'T LOOK* turns her head the other way as Doctors rush in*
Breathe, Rose...
M-my... My arm... *Becomes pale*
Look at me, Rose..
*hits over over the head with a large metal bowl*
Anesthetic.
*the Doctors rush in with a new hand, and begin attatching the limb*
*Looks at Adra* *Peeks at arm* Needles!! *Screams and thrashes*
*traps her other limbs* Dammit, Rose! QUIT MOVING
*Struggles* Not needles!! Anything but needles!!
*cuffs her ear as someone attaches a mask to Rose's face. anesthetic rolling into her nose*
*sighs* Can we all calm down, please? If necessary I could always just grow her a new one.
#ChaseForBook9
*Blinks and rubs ear* *Begins to pull mask off*
Out of character: I've scared my little bro so much about Jeff the Killer that he cant sleep!! I'm such a bitch!!
That's swimmingly great!
talk: OMG Death xD
Excuse me, but you we'ren't exactly available at the time and it was urgent... This was the most logical path.
*the Doctors inform her that the procedure has finished*
I understand- it simply did not appear as though you had control of the situation, but apparently you have.
#ChaseForBook9
*Pulls off mask* I don't way to look. I'm not looking.
*Glowers at Niccolò* I hate hospitals...
OOC: I'm so mean!!! If he tells mum, I'm not going to Europe next year..
*pats her shoulder reassuringly* I don't like them either,
*walks in half asleep and starts halfheartedly pulling Niccolo away* The fever won't go away unless you sleep. So go sleep.
#ChaseForBook9
*makes a strange face*
*looks wearily at Aretha* It won't go away whether I sleep or not. It isn't any sort of natural illness, or I would have healed it. I haven't slept at all, anyway. *Aretha continues to pull* *sighs* You don't care, do you?
#ChaseForBook9
*stares at Adra in a half-asleep way* What?
#ChaseForBook9
Oh, hey, Death, that's an arm. Wait, no, that's a new arm. Sorry. Are you ok?
#ChaseForBook9
*shakes head* nothing, of course!
*draws a symbol on the floor, and it opens up into a portal*
*jumps through the portal*
IF YOU GUYS WANT TO TAKE AN EASY WAY BACK
Back to where, exactly?
#ChaseForBook9
Back to anywhere
VIDEO DIARY TIME! *screams*
They were taken off YouTube, but I downloaded them beforehand, so it's all good c:
Well, I think the new video diaries are still there, but the old video diaries, with the real One Direction (not that 1D aren't real, but they've changed :/) have been taken down. Apparently management are putting them on a DVD and selling them for €10 :/
I hate Modest! Management :/ Justin Bieber's management are way nicer. They even gave poor fans concert tickets. Modest! security tackles you if you ask 1D for a picture. It sucks. :(
Argh, ranting. Never mind. :P
#ChaseForBook9
*starts to wake up a little more* Ok, seriously, Adra, what's that face for?
#ChaseForBook9
*shakes head* Your concern was just nice. It was just weird in the contrast of last night, that's all.
*blinks* Did I do something bad last night?
#ChaseForBook9
*approaches portal* Fascinating. How does this work, exactly?
#ChaseForBook9
Talking: Hi Mara! *sneakyninjatacklehugs* I'm sorry about the new management... :(
#ChaseForBook9
*Looks at arm and shudders* Note to self: More experiments needed! *Takes out markers and wonders what symbol to draw next*
no! You we're just threatening to kill Steve or Frank or Phil or whoever- the Killer. It was scary. O.O
*turns to Niccolo and tuts* A magician never reveals her secrets! But I can assure you that it is 100% safe
Talking: What time is it for you, now, Adra?
#ChaseForBook9
Talking: 10:04, same as you
Jeff..? *Looks away* He's stalking me... The quiz said so... *Looks back at good arm and takes pen lid off with teeth*
*screams* *jumps*
ARI. DON'T SNEAKYNINJATACKLEHUG ME WITHOUT TELLING ME. THAT WAS TERRIFYING.
Well... that would defeat the purpose of a sneakyninjatacklehug... *ponders*
Continue. :P
They're not really a new management, they've just become meaner. AND MORE EXPENSIVE. It was €4 for this bracelet I got today, and it barely fit around my wrist :/
#ChaseForBook9
Nope! *tackles Death and pins to ground* No more!
#ChaseForBook9
*snatches up her pens and papers, sliding them into her coat pocket*
*Spits lid out of mouth* I'll be fine Ari! I've been through worse!! *Gestures to bad arm* That was possibly my worst but who cares? I'm fine, right?
Jesus wept... *facepalms* Are you really going to pull that little act now?
NOW?
*Moans* I've memorised some of them too!!! I wouldn't rely on my head for a life or dear emergency! But I think I remember one... And I have knives. Many knives... And sharp thingys that no one knows where they are!!
What act? *Makes innocent face*
*seethes* I'm so close to hitting you right now.
WHY DOES NO ONE SEEM TO CARE IF THEY LIVE OR DIE.
*clenches her fists* It's repulsive.
Because I've already died many times! My friends always bring me back! *Eyes Niccolò unhappily*
Yes, well in case you've missed, he's inexpendable (is that even a word?)right now...
*glares* How dare you, though! To think you can use him- or anyone- for your own selfish needs! One day, no one is going to be there to take you back
*shrugs* Well, he was threatening Death. Nobody threatens my family and gets away with it. Not my friends, either, for that matter. Also... *glances back at Niccolo* He feels a lot worse than he lets on, you know? I mean, you wouldn't guess, but he's pretty much burning up at the moment.
Death, just stop, ok? I can't keep both of you in line, it's just too exhausting. Will you please just not hurt yourself? Otherwise we're going to have to start searching you, and I don't think you'll like that.
#ChaseForBook9
*bows head in acknowledgement to Death*
#ChaseForBook9
Talking: MARA, I AM SORRY ABOUT THE MANAGEMENT. AND SUDDENLY HYPER. I'LL PROBABLY BECOME VERY DISTANT AND THEN DISAPPEAR SOON, BY THE WAY.
#ChaseForBook9
No, he killed Ren for his power to bring back people from the dead. Niccolò knows it... *Continues glowering*
I'm not going to hurt myself!! I'm just going to give myself a tiny little scar! I've got a nice one on my foot from putting it in a milo tin... *Grimaces at the thought* Ooh... Someone could jump into my head and see- *Closes mouth quickly with an audible snap*
Yes, but right now, we've still got the Alastair issue!
so many books on my list already, what's one more?
Very true! *Pulls out knob on watch to reveal a tiny blade* *Hides it from view*
*Death finds herself suddenly unable to move or feel anything*
#ChaseForBook9
*Looks around to find the culprit*
*shakes head* I can't watch this...
*runs out into the woods and creates a portal, jumping through and closing it*
*Ends up glaring at trees and making them slowly crack*
*sits down by the sword impaled into the ground, breathing heavily*
*Mentally hums Without you Here by older sister*
Death, calm yourself. The trees have done nothing wrong.
#ChaseForBook9
*pulls out the pad and paper and begins to flip through it*
*Would reply with a witty remark but can't open mouth* *Thinks instead "Trees have done many things wrong. They've made me fall over while walking on a footpath.."*
*to herself* What the hell is this? I haven't seen anything like it before...
*speaks in Death's mind* Are you quite certain it wasn't you walking into the tree?
#ChaseForBook9
*furiously throws the pad and paper onto the ground, kicking it aside. Her hands touch the ground, a large pillars of rock shoot out in waves, as the ground twists and turns, moving like fluid*
*Thinks back "No! The tree walked into me!"*
*waves her hand, and the tall towers of tick begin to crumble in on themselves, being swallowed up by the earth*
*Tries to yawn but can't* *Growls*
Hello! So how are you all?
#ChaseForBook9
*touches her earpiece* Rhydian? Is that you?
*Would say frozen but cant* *Growls louder*
No. River Cross. Don't you remember?
#ChaseForBook9
Do I SOUND like I remember?
*And now would mutter something about being Legolas' perfect other half because self is Armless*
We haven't met? Um...read my profile. It'll explain. Basically I've met you. But you haven't met me. Read my profile
#ChaseForBook9
Ooooh, fancy
So? What's it like in the future? What am I like?
So I'm kinda switching between blog posts and sometimes like now I can talk to you lot. So I know you all kinda well. No questions about the future. Remember that
#ChaseForBook9
Sorry Adra...can't say.
#ChaseForBook9
*sighs* it was worth a shot. So long as I'm alive, I suppose.
*pauses*
I am still alive, yeah?
No thank you :3
Talking (belatedly, since I just woke up) Lucy! [hugs] [hugs again]
#ChaseForBook9
Yes Adra. That I am aloud to say. I can't believe this is how you all met me. That would explain why you all seemed to know me when I first arrived.
#ChaseForBook9
Yeah... *nods*
So I AM STILL ALIVE! *cheers* I'm proud of myself
Wow...this is hard. I can't say anything about the future. Nothing. This is going to be very difficult
#ChaseForBook9
*Uses mental clock to see time* *Laughs through nose and thinks "Wow! It's one! I have insomnia!"*
*hugs Death* How are you? Insomnia? I remember you saying something about that. Hopefully the hug didn't give anything away.
#ChaseForBook9
Don't worry. Your not dead in the future
#ChaseForBook9
*pauses* Time can be rewritten, though
ARE WE REALLY GOING ON A TIME ADVENTURE????
*Would hug back but can't*
Hih... Ahm kiya roen. Rame icco-ò
Talking: DEATH [hugs]
(Something happened to Fabi in the RP, and I don't think now is the best time to introduce it.)
#ChaseForBook9
Uh oh! Yay! I cah say 'uh oh!!'
(Talking: Huh? I'm curious!)
Talking: are we STILL doing this roleplay thing???
It can. Not a good thing for me. But because I am complex I remember still. Two versions of the same thing. And time adventure? No thanks. Been on two already.
#ChaseForBook9
Talking:
EMBER. Yup, well slightly different.
(Sorry, Death, not now. I'll make sure you're there, though, if you like.)
[Goes to change name]
#ChaseForBook9
PSSSSSHHH FINE
Talking: Yeah. Is there something wrong?
(FABI, YOUR DED WAS AWESOME.
And I forgot to do mine... Wbd, doing a crappy ded
Nah. It's just been going on for such a long time and even though it's been explained to me a million times I dunno what's going on
(Talking: It's okay, you don't have to make sure in there!! Uh... I hate being frozen!!!!)
Thanks, Ember. [hugs]
#ChaseForBook9
*her mouth is firm* Serves you right, Rose. I just about kicked your head clean off your shoulders
I HAVE THE UMBRELLAS I AM GOING TO CRY WITH JOY
Yay umbrellas! [High-fives Ember]. [Convinces iPod that Hugh-fives don't exist] [Wonders what a hug-five would be like] [hugs and high-fives Ember both at once] [Nods] [Hug-fives Ember again]
Hm. Interesting.
#ChaseForBook9
*Glowers at Adra*
Our of curiosity, guys... What are all of your biggest fears?
(Character and OOC?)
Curiosity, actually...
(Talking: Rosie, I'm not with you, I'm somewhere else)
I'm being pulled to another post. By the looks of things I'm going to Derek's next post. By then you all would've met a few of my past selves. See you at the next post!
#ChaseForBook9
Um...
Sorry I vanished for so long.
I've been writing, all day.
#ChaseForBook9
I dedicate to being accepting. Whether you're being accepting towards other religions, races, or even favorite flavors of ice cream, it's always a good thing.
And I'm happy that those people who roleplay are happy to talk, and that the talking people are learning not to mind the role playing so much.
But I'm also talking about those special people who will listen to you with both their ears and their heart, even if they might not agree with you. You guys are great examples of that.
Star, you've been totally awesome trying to listen to our problems. Thank you.
Fabi, you always make it a point to talk to me even when I'm not roleplaying. Thank you.
Ari, you also try and talk to me, AND you're an awesome roleplayer. Everybody is, but you are just so awesome and you came up with the MC and just HDIENDBEISNE
I also dedicate to those people who need love and care.
Mara, if you need to listen, we'll all listen. I hope you feel happy and safe with us.
Luclosca, I'm sorry we all made you feel that way. We'll try harder. And I know I speak for everybody when I say that we love you very, very much and do NOT want you to feel neglected.
Happiness and eternal joy for all.
Mycroft Holmes and his umbrella, because I still feel the need to say that. It's been 7 months since I started doing that, can you believe it?
*raises glass* HEAR HEAR
My characters' fears or my OWN fears?
Irl, I'm scared of nearly everything, tbh. :-/
FabiTC doesn't like things that she can't see or control. Also confined spaces and being alone.
#ChaseForBook9
Either or!
*huggles Fabi*
*Raises mental glass and cheers mentally*
Talking: I should have added "in direction of-"
LUCY [Repeatedly tacklehugs]
I hope your writing has been going well?
Ooh, I should get back to the idea without a decent title....
Nice ded, Ember. [hugs]
#ChaseForBook9
Ooc: HOLY SHIT!! THERE IS SOMETHING KNOCKINF AROUND IN MY HOUSE!!! *Starts crying* I'm not bloody looking... It's freaking Jeff... I know it!
[huggles back]
[Frowns] I should be raising something.
[Raises a water bottle, because it is what I have in my room]
#ChaseForBook9
I'm writing the wedding, now.
Which means I'll be finished soon.
Completely.
There's the wedding.
Then there's the funeral.
Then there's ---'s death.
Then there's the torture.
Then we're onto part three.
I'll be done by the time I turn 17, I think...
*hugs Ember* <3
#ChaseForBook9
Remember, Ari is going to come and bite out his throat if he tries to kill you.
Hopefully it's just Coco-the-dog? Or the bird?
#ChaseForBook9
EmberTC is scared of her parents, and also Elizabeth's welfare.
Liberty is scared that she doesn't know what her identity is.
Elizabeth is scared of her parents, and also of her gist.
I am scared of the dark XD
Need to go guys! See ya!
Whoa.
#ChaseForBook9
Luce, is it a....
RED WEDDING
BYE EMBER.
YOU ARE AWESOME.
[tacklehugs and waves]
#ChaseForBook9
Coco is next to me and the birdy died... I heard gun shots before but now I'm actually crying!!!
Bye Ember...
P.S. This is all in talk until I specify otherwise...
*looks up* Did somebody say direction?
#ChaseForBook9
(Talking: Bye Ember
O.O JEFF THE KILLAH)
Poor little birdy. :-(
[Refrains from playing scary music]
[hugs Death]
Maraaaa [hugs]
#ChaseForBook9
GOT REFERENCE OMFG, SO GLAD I DON'T WATCH OR READ IT :P
But yeah. Red wedding. c;
#ChaseForBook9
Can someone check he's not looking at me...? It'd make me feel a bit better about going to sleep...
Hey,
Sorry for proofing yesterday/earlier today - fell asleep. :P
But HI!
*taxklehugs* :3
#ChaseForBook9
Luce, that's because you and I are on tumblr and EVERYTHING gets spoiled there
YES.
GO LUCE.
GO WRITING!
...Loki doki... :3
#ChaseForBook9
Even scarier... Jeff goes through windows, not doors and the whole wall next to my bed is window...
I've written two chapters of the wedding, already.
Which leaves only one or two chapters left to write, omg.
#ChaseForBook9
YAY LUCE~
Post a Comment