Thank you.
I exchanged a few tweets with her a few weeks ago, then visited her twitter page. I figured if she was half as funny in her book as she is on twitter, it'd be a book worth reading. So I bought it, and I've just finished it.
My Review of Geek Girl
Geek Girl is a book about a girl who is a geek. There are no ninjas in it. Virtually no one dies. There are two haircuts (one planned, one not). There are bizarre characters. There is one tremendously awful bully that makes you want to punch the page. There are clothes and shoes.
And DESPITE all the lack of bloodshed... this book is brilliant.
Harriet is 15 years old. She's a geek. She likes facts and figures and doing her homework. She's not exactly popular in school. She's just... weird. Her mind works in unusual ways. When she's plucked from her life and told she's going to be a model she thinks everything is going to get better— she's going to change and suddenly be cool and have friends...
There are lines in this book that will make you laugh out loud. There are jokes. One liners. Gags. Set ups and payoffs. It may deal with popularity (or lack of same), and it may deal with bullying, and insecurity, and it may play with the myth of metamorphosis... but even when Harriet is at her most vulnerable, she is never less than hilarious.
If it helps, you can think of Harriet as the younger sister to Clarabelle, in the Skulduggery books. She is, literally, THAT weird. And THAT loveable.
I would rate this book eight fish out of eight.
But please, let's not mention how much Holly fancies me. It's just... it's embarrassing.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1001 – 1200 of 4994 Newer› Newest»Fine. My turn? Niccola *sneers name* truth or dare?
I was French for roughly 18 years, though that number tends to pale into insignificance when compared with 500, so I'm not sure whether it can really be counted...
Many thanks, Adra.
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I'd like to dedicate this page... To finally celebrating that this hellish week is over! *raises glass* That Niccolo is back and to himself.
That Death is, for the moment, on our side.
That Fabi is still the most badass motherfucker ever.
That Aretha is safe and sound again.
That Zaf has Javier
And that Alexis is back with her mother again.
*raises glass*
HEAR HEAR!
WHAT THE SHIT HAPPENED
My, this is an interesting dare. I don't have all that much of a preference myself, but so far dare has come up twice in a row, so I suppose I'll continue the streak. Dare.
*raises glass* I'll toast to that.
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Adra, Zafira was dared to impersonate Alastair. Was that all that confused you?
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*looks at Aretha and an evil smile plays across my face* I dare you to kiss Justaria
Excellent ded, let us celebrate!
[Eats salad in a celebratory manner]
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*raises glass* Cheers!
Zaf, I think you should give at least one short lecture on how sadistic human beings are, just for fun. *laughs*
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*breathes out* Oh lord... I must have missed that. *falls back on the ground* I just... I just had a heart attack.
ZAF WHAT THE HELL
WHAT THE HELL MAN
*giggles* looks like we'll get to see what Alastair's like drunk
*stares at Zafira* Seriously?
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Talking: working on that i have to get into charactef i dont play evil sadistic people often
Well that shall be fun. You like him I can tell, Aretha. Seeing him kiss another girl? Will be priceless to me. To see you suffer is the beauty of it all.
*stares* Would I be correct in assuming that when you say Justaria, you mean you? Outside of your impersonation?
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OH MY GOD.
No, Zaf.
No.
No.
No.
No.
*calls* OH JAVIERRRRR
Yes. I shall let Justaria out...*Justaria comes out*
Justaria: *gulps* don't kill me Niccolo please! Zaf threatened to not let me out again if I don't do this
*facepalms* I don't understand why everyone ships us! I really don't! Why? Our relationship is not- you know what? I won't even bother arguing. *sighs*
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Javier: she isn't Zaf? She's Justaria she can do what she wants I don't deal with the true name
*smirks* You needn't worry, Justaria. *kisses hand* No one ever specified where.
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OH BITCH.
(Talking: I ship you guys in a platonic way, btw)
*sighs again* Ok, can we move on now please?
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Justaria: thank you. Im going back into my head before i screw up Zaf's life...*hugs and steps back Zaf returning*
Just wait Niccolo just wait
Talking: Ari tommorrow when i get home we so need to rp Coco training Zaf i get my braces off tomorrow so i wont be on long until they're off
Talking: Eyes are so hard to paint.
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Talking: PAINTINGS are hard to paint.
TALKING WELL MORE LIKE YELLING: YAAAAY ZAF GETS BRACES OFF AND BRACES OFF IS AWESOME BECAUSE YOU CAN EAT MORE FOOD! LIKE CARROTS! [Is so totally not a bunny rabbit]
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Talking: yeah off with the braces tommorow
Talking: I don't even know whether or not I ship it. Initially I shipped it, like, negative 8000%, but as of now... I don't even know anymore. I honestly just don't know. Maybe I do ship it. I can't even tell. He's already admitted that he fell in love with me, though- that was in a previous BTD. So it's definitely not platonic on one side, though you could certainly still ship it that way. I guess people are just hard on Niccolo in this game...
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Talking: YAY [tacklehugs Zaf]
[does not tacklehug Alice]
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*shrugs*
Who's next?
Talking: Congrats on getting your braces off, Zaf! Around what time will you be here, then? And are we in the same time zone? I forgot...
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Hm... Adra, truth or dare?
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Talking: im in your timezone so i may be on a bit before the appointment is at 10:20am so by 12-1 ill be on again
Hmmm... Truth
Talking: Oh, ok. I have tutoring from 11 till 1, but I might not get home until between 1:30 and 2:00. Can you be here then?
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Talking: for sure! If i can do my swim meet its at 4:45 so im fine ill be on by 1-2 for sure!
What is the best memory you can think of off the top of your head?
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Talking: Alright, awesome!
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Talking: im getting up at 8am and ill be ready before we leave so ill be on bye 8:45 maybe too
Taking and roleplay: okay i gtg so ill wake up on time! Good night guys! Ari see ya tomorrow
*frowns* I actually don't have that many, believe it or not. (Yeah. I know. What a surprise.)
Um... I suppose this one
Talking: Bye, Zaf! *hugs*
Oh. Well, I am honored to be part of your current favorite memory, and I apologize for the fact that you have so few. Perhaps we can see to that later on.
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(Talk: Bye Zaf!)
Yeah... I hope so.
Hmmm... Who's gone already? Aretha? Have you?
Uh, no, I haven't, actually.
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Talking:
Bye, Zaf. [hugs] Also hugs Alexis, 'cause she's cute.
[hugs Adra]
[hugs Ari]
[hugs anyone else who would like a hug]
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Talking: *hugs back*
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Aretha, darling! *stands up, pointing a finger at her* Truth.
or.
DARE
Um... Dare?
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*grins*
I dare you... to swing from those vines over there *points to a tree*, pretending that you're Spiderman.
Go.
Ok, then... *heads towards vines*
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*grins, clapping her hands* Ooh this ought to be good.
*swings not-so-gracefully from vine to vine* Hey, everybody! I'm Spiderman! What's u- *smacks head into tree and falls*
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[Sits and watches, eating salad]
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*giggles, bending over, holding her sides* oh my gosh!
*sighs* Aretha, are you all right?
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[snort laughs and is glared at by mother]
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*gets up and stumbles around a bit* Spiderman! Yeah! How long do I have to do this for?
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You can stop if you want :)
Talking: uh, msd.
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I think I'll do that, just so I don't get viciously attacked by any more trees... *attempts spiderman voice* Trees are dangerous, kids. Do not play with trees without adult supervision.
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Talking: Bye in advance, Fabi! *hugs*
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Fabi, if you're still here- truth or dare?
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[hugs back]
Truth, I suppose.
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*gets up suddenly* Please excuse me, I shall return momentarily. *walks away quickly*
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Um... What made you choose your discipline?
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Okay... That was weird.
*glances in Niccolo's direction* And mildly concerning... If he's not back in ten minutes, I'll follow him. *turns back to spaghetti*
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I'll go with you. I didn't like the sound of that...
...Alright then. [Raises eyebrow]
Well, it started because I wanted to make my own weapons, I guess. I'm a bit of a do-it-yourself-er in general, so I wanted a discipline where I could craft things pretty easily. (Plus, no one else I knew of was doing it, and so I could do some inventing of my own as far as powers go)
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Adra, TRUTH or DARE?
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Dare!
*nods* Cool. I definitely understand the desire to do things yourself. And I haven't heard of anyone else with your discipline, either. So I'd say you definitely fit your goals.
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Okay, I dare you to hop around and eat carrots!
Thanks, Ari. :-)
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Um... Alright...
*grabs some carrots from the kitchen, and begins to hop around like a bunny rabbit*
*laughs, and sits down, taking a bite out of the carrot*
What's up, Doc?
Aretha, trutha dare?
*laughs* This is a pretty good night for dares, overall, I think.:)
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Um, so, I'll pick dare.
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Hmmmm... *taps her chin* I dare you... To...
Recite the Aeneid.
in latin.
YAY! [claps] Carrots!
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I'm sorry, I don't know what that is, and I can't speak latin... Would you want me to look it up or something?
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Hm, no that's fine.
I'll think of a different one.
*goes back into the kichen and comes back with something in her her hand*
Eat it.
I don't suppose you'll tell me what it is?
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*grins* It's a cricket!
Talk: True story, actually... I'm forever scarred.
I've eaten a cricket before! They had bug-lollipops at the Burke museum. It was...weird. [Makes weird face]
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Talk: *looks straight into Fabi's eyes* Crickets, snail, seaweed, pickled radishes, dried shrimp, deer, spider....
I stopped at fermented duck eggs, however.
*takes long breath* *quickly snatches cricket up and eats it* *coughs a little* Oh, yeah, those really are not pleasant... Whoo. *exhales* *drinks some water* Ok, I'm good.
It's been 20 minutes now- I'm going to see what's up. *walks into forest in same direction as Niccolo*
Talking: Fabi, are you still here?
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*skips after Aretha, hooking her arm in her own* Not with out meeee!
Talking: Oh, obviously you are. Sorry. ;p
If I suddenly disappear, I've fallen asleep. It's not all that likely, but it might happen.
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I haven't eaten any of those, except seaweed. Dried seaweed is one of my Dad's favorite snacks, and he made eat some. It was salty and...seaweed-y. Blech.
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[Dashes after them]
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*smiles* Thanks, Adra. For everything. You're really awesome, you know that?
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*Has never laughed so hard in entire life* Oh God! Zaffy... Daring Niccolò to...! *Falls to the floor laughing*
*shrugs* Don't sweat it, dear
(Talk: I know. PLOT TWIST. -_- right)
Talking: I've eaten snail, seaweed, rabbit (not sure how strange that is but it tasted bad), squid ink, and bone marrow. Bone marrow isn't actually all that bad, it's just not particularly good.
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*Runs after Fabi*
Don't leave me!!!
[Cheerfully nods]
Adra, you ARE really awesome!
You too, Ari.
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Yeah, did anybody see that coming? Like, why...?
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Death! You're awesome as well, did you know that?
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Talking: So are the rest of you guys! *hugs Death and Fabi*
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I don't know... It was really strange, however.
So do you guys think Zafira actually likes Niccolo? Even though Javier is back and everything?
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No, I didn't see that coming at all.
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Adra, you have decided to adopt this suicidal maniac. You are freaking amazing!!! *Huggles*
Ari, your my sister that I wish I had but don't actually have. You're awesome!!
Fabi, you're insane. I love you for it!
I love you all! You're freaking epic (and make me come on when I promised I'd never return...)
... I think she does like Niccolò!!
*Giggles and looks at feet trying not to burst out laughing*
Yeah, I think she- no, I KNOW she does.
I know, poor Javier... She said that she had learned that he was dead an hour previous to when she basically threw herself at Niccolo... *le sigh* She'll never learn
Seriously? I just... I dunno, I don't get it.
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I don't know. [shrugs]
YOU'RE ALL AMAZING, Y'HEAR??!
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DID YOU HEAR THE SPEECH SHE GAVE, THOUGH? Whilst being Alastair? *laughs*
Wait, which speech? *begins to scroll through previous comments*
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..."Well that shall be fun. You like him I can tell, Aretha. Seeing him kiss another girl? Will be priceless to me. To see you suffer is the beauty of it all."
*dies*
*dies again*
*dies a third time*
[Snort-laughs]
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*Regains composure and smiles sweetly*
She will learn one day... Hopefully.
*Looses composure and falls back to the floor, shaking with quiet laughter*
So, erm... Are we just going to walk in this direction forever? How do we know he hasn't teleported?
*laughs a lot* Oh, yeah, that.
It's not like she'd get anywhere with him, anyway.
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*stops walking* He might have, you're probably right... Darn it...
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*laughs once* Oh what fools we are... Anyone know how to track people?
Not again.
[Frowns]
I can't track or travel far!
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*appears behind the group, stares coldly* Well look who's won again. Adra, you should learn not to mess with other people's souls. It makes them so much more... Desperate. Do you have any idea how much of a pain it was to get myself back in control? *winces briefly*
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*pulls a gun out from under her jacket*
Well well well, look who's back.
Oh no...
[Whirls around and backs away quickly]
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*Stands up still laughing slightly* *Raises hand* I do! I know how to track!! Only badly!!
*turns around, stares wide-eyed, then glares fiercely* Get out.
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He's there! *Points to psychopath* And now, who's side am I on...?
*pulls knife out of pocket* Now, darling, you should know better than to think a gun will hurt me. Besides, I've only come to ruin the moment again. Is that such a crime?
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(There's a bird in our chimney...)
Whichever side you believe in, Death.
[Backs into tree]
[Winces slightly]
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Talking: Has it made a nest?
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You just done something very, very stupid, Alastair. You gave us hope. And then you took it away.
*pulls back the trigger on the gun* And right now, we're all about ten times more dangerous
[melts knife]
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*Pulls out own knife* I still don't know what side but I'm chilling being on both!
[Mutters about morons, knives and gunfights]
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*bullet passes through body*
*darts closer to Alastair, attempting to catch in a choke hold*
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Talking: Nope. It's only little and my sister won't let me get it out!
*Walks over to Aretha* Whatever happens, I'm sorry.
*nods* So we're back here, then? To the- "I'm translucent" bit? You know you're becoming a bit of an old hat, Alastair.
Talking: poor thing. It can't fly in there. It can't reach its full potential. [Begins making analogies]
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*grabs Aretha by the arm and back of the head and twists, trapping her by her arm at his feet* *kneels down, sharpens teeth, and moves face close to her neck* That was reckless of you, love. You know you could never beat me in a fight. You even let me see you coming. How careless.
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*attempts to act casual* Oh, there's no problem. Death, don't be sorry.
Talking: Ah! Save the bird! *glares at Death's sister*
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*walks up, and puts her head in Alastairs*
I can still move your soul, idiot.
*twists his energy inside of him, shoving him backward*
[Charges Alice and releases binding snake]
002-100-112-011!
(Solid enough to grab Ari is solid enough to be bound.)
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*hand
I MEANT HAND
Wait, really? Come on, Death! Some part of you must know he's wrong!
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Okay, change of heart again. *Sends enchanted knife into Alastair's stomach*
I'll be distant, cleaning kitchen.
*is shoved backward, then teleports away*
Talking: Yes, I have to become solid to attack. Or touch anything at all, really.
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Guys, we should get back to the bar... And recollect there
IM NOT LEAVING ARI!!
*gets up and brushes self off* *looks around* Where have you gone...? That way! *runs off into forest*
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*sprints after Aretha*
*Races after Ari*
[Drags self along and makes a fictional character's life miserable.]
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*frowns* The process with healing his body must have backfired!
DAMMIT
Follow the truth, follow the lies. Nobody wins, everything dies. Morbidly true...
WHY DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO PUT THAT THERE
Because I just saw it on Chicken Smoothie!! And it is so true!
Where are you all? It's dark, I don't see anyone...anywhere.
Ari? You alive?
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*points up ahead* THERE'S THE BAR!
*reaches out, grabbing Fabi's hand* Come on, we're almost there!
*finds Niccolo curled up against tree, eyes squeezed shut* *curls up close and rubs arm* You know how to push him out, come on.
*yells* Guys, he's fine, just tired.
*speaks in low voice again* I told you not to do so much in one day. Don't keep scaring me like that...
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*doesn't put her gun away*
Adra! [Stumbles along]
Okay, not lost. [Deep breath]
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*kneels in front of both of them, looking up into his eyes*
Moron.
*Is torn between going to the bar or staying with Aretha* *Decides to sit on branch between the two places*
If you're sure, Ari...
Binding snake! 022-120-111-012!
[Binding snake returns to my pack]
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*Jumps down and looks at Adra* Careful... He's on edge...
Yeah, I can see that...
I don't want to get a headache from trying to decide which side to go on...
(Talk: Um... Peeps?)
(Yo?)
*speaks in Aretha's mind* I know, but they had to be done. They've become more difficult to control.
*out loud* My apologies, again. It seems as though all I do as of late is apologize... Alastair spoke the truth when he said they had all become more desperate. Nonetheless, I'm all right for the time being, and sorry to trouble all of you again. *glances at Aretha* Perhaps I ought to go- I've caused enough trouble.
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Talking: Hey... Sorry about that, writing.
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*glares* You're not going anywhere, Niccolo.
*glances upwards* Oh? All right, then. What would you prefer?
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*Grabs Niccolò's arm* Don't leave. Please.
Don't freak about it, C.
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If you stayed here, so we can keep an eye on you in case your buddy friends decided to make another surprise appearance.
And, if you're willing, something to bind your magic.
*Grabs out permanent marker and draws on arm* *Covers symbol before anyone sees*
*stares at Death* Why would you want me here...?
C is a new one on me. Interesting.
I'm perfectly alright with bound magic, however should anyone else take over, it's likely not to matter.
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*murmurs* Maybe we should go- he's getting warm again...
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*sits down* Tell me everything you can about their abilities and how to stop them.
Niccolò, you're a friend. I hate it when my friends disappear!
How to stop them? That's by far the more difficult question. Even when I'm at my most sadistic and dangerous- and there are, in fact, parts of me stronger in those areas than Alastair- I never use close to all of my disciplines, because many of them use up a lot of energy far too quickly, and I find I don't need many of my disciplines to win most of the fights I get into, so I don't risk exhausting myself too much. I'm not all too dangerous now, though, no matter how sadistic I may become, as I still happen to be rather ill, and am therefore unable to perform to the best of my ability. Or anything close to it.
I hardly deserve to be considered the friend of anyone here, though I appreciate the sentiment.
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You can use the binding snake, if you want. I can give you the code key for it.
[Shrugs]
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So... Say Alastair comes back. What should we do?
The best advice I can give you is to stay clear of me as best you can. Let me exhaust myself. I won't last for very long, especially considering everything I've done today, and the outburst I've just had.
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*Glowers and increases pressure around Niccolò's wrist* You need to open your eyes and look around. You're admired by so many! I'd willingly jump in front of a bullet/train/wild man-eating panther for you!
But you know that he's going to come find us, then.
*stares* Forgive me, but that seems rather strikingly illogical... Admired? For what, exactly? Murder?
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For your strength
Done RPing for now, sorry.
STOPPIT. Just STOPPIT. The Fourth is over, guys.
[I hate my ever so slightly pyromaniac neighbors]
[I hate fireworks]
[I hate the Fourth]
[Rant over]
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Cont. Your wisdom, your awesomeness, for being you and protecting my sister.
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Come find you? You mean now? No, I have that part of me at bay for the time being. But if Hunter is correct I'll remain ill for the next few days, and I can't promise I'll be able to hold back that entire time. I would only come after you if I happened to be near you, though. Otherwise any person who happened to be close by would suit me.
Death, I'm really not all that strong at all. And I don't know if you've been watching, but I'm rather phenomenally awful at 'protecting' Aretha, as well.
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