Thank you.
I exchanged a few tweets with her a few weeks ago, then visited her twitter page. I figured if she was half as funny in her book as she is on twitter, it'd be a book worth reading. So I bought it, and I've just finished it.
My Review of Geek Girl
Geek Girl is a book about a girl who is a geek. There are no ninjas in it. Virtually no one dies. There are two haircuts (one planned, one not). There are bizarre characters. There is one tremendously awful bully that makes you want to punch the page. There are clothes and shoes.
And DESPITE all the lack of bloodshed... this book is brilliant.
Harriet is 15 years old. She's a geek. She likes facts and figures and doing her homework. She's not exactly popular in school. She's just... weird. Her mind works in unusual ways. When she's plucked from her life and told she's going to be a model she thinks everything is going to get better— she's going to change and suddenly be cool and have friends...
There are lines in this book that will make you laugh out loud. There are jokes. One liners. Gags. Set ups and payoffs. It may deal with popularity (or lack of same), and it may deal with bullying, and insecurity, and it may play with the myth of metamorphosis... but even when Harriet is at her most vulnerable, she is never less than hilarious.
If it helps, you can think of Harriet as the younger sister to Clarabelle, in the Skulduggery books. She is, literally, THAT weird. And THAT loveable.
I would rate this book eight fish out of eight.
But please, let's not mention how much Holly fancies me. It's just... it's embarrassing.
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«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 800 of 4994 Newer› Newest»Ok, we are not letting Zafira die. Zaf, that is a horrible attitude! Think of Alexis. How do you think she'll handle a dead mother? Not very well! Now, think! We will come up with something. I'm sick of people dying, and I'm not adding you to the list.
#ChaseForBook9
*grabs Alexis* I'll bring her somewhere safe, Zaf. I'll be right back
Talking: I dedicate this page to the one and only Niccolo Croatoan. Niccolo I missed you and I mean it OOC and IC...and IC...I do have a crush on you...
Where is she Zaf, I can get her home! #ChaseForBook9
Talking: Hey Fabi! *hugs* Join in anytime if you want! We're trying to think of a way to save Zaf now.
#ChaseForBook9
ZAF YOU TRAITOR THINK OF YOUR HUSBAND
Hey, Zaf.
[Grimaces] That looks painful. Once again, I'm sorry about the needle and the...rebounding.
#ChaseForBook9
Dibs not telling Javier.
#ChaseForBook9
Alexis: lemme go!!! Adrastos (your name saif wring perposly) lemme go!
Ari I dunno I never dealt with this before it may involve my blood but I think Niccolo may end up knowing how to help stop the infected magic
Alexis, you can get contaminated
Hi Ari, [hugs back] Yeah, I saw.
Hi Trip, Adra, C.
#ChaseForBook9
Fabi, had the needle NOT rebounded, I think that Niccolo here would still be Alastair, and a hellof a lot of things would be different
Talking: ... 0.0 Wow, I was actually not expecting that... Like, Javier...? Ok, just. Um. I'll just process that information for a bit.
#ChaseForBook9
Alexis; Mister Niccolo will help her?
*picks Alexis up with energy bubble* I'm sorry Alexis, this is for your own good.
#ChaseForBook9
Talking: She has a crush on Niccolo and uhm...about Javier...with the war against Ireland he died yesterday
(Sorry Zaf, I ship Nikola Tesla. :-P)
#ChaseForBook9
Maybe. Just stay calm, the bubble gets quite comfy when you get used to it.
#ChaseFgorBook9
*places hands on hips* Well well well, like mother like daughter, I suppose.
*giggles* I feel like Fabi and I are the only ones here who AREN'T head over heels for Niccolo
Zafira, I could attempt to somehow disinfect the magic by tampering with your true name, but I may not be able to do that without stealing it. I've never attempted such a thing.
#ChaseForBook9
Talking: full of surprises ain't i?
Alexis; *is scared*
*bubble crashes to ground but stays intact, voice becomes a whisper* He did what?
#ChaseForBnook9
WHAT. THE. SHIT. ZAF,
HAVE YOU EVEN TOLD THIS TO YOUR DAUGHTER YET?
I'm not in love with niccolo. *laughs*
#ChaseForBook9
It's worth a shot Niccolo I trust you could do it and if you end up unconsiously stealing it Justaria can resist she's resisted a lot of attacks...*stares at my leg* oh thats green too now eh?
I just got her back hours ago! It wasn't right to tell her yet
Talking: So, are you suggesting that Trip is head over heels for Niccolo? Wow, this just gets more and more interesting by the second.
Zaf- WHAT NO JAVIER DOESN'T GET TO DIE NO STOP SOMEBODY BRING HIM BACK NO NOT ALLOWED
#ChaseForBook9
Javier, is dead?
*slumps into bubble*
#ChaseForBook9
(I meant of the female species, Trip)
JESUS WEPT, ZAF! JUST PROCLAIM IT TO THE WORLD!*runs over and hugs Alexis*
GOOD GOD.
Talking: Not to say that I am, just- Niccolò and I are already a ship so I know other people ship it, but Trip has never been shipped with him...
#ChaseForBook9
Adra- True enough.
[Raises eyebrow] Seriously, Zaf?
I'm sorry for your loss.
[Laugh] Lol, Adra.
#ChaseForBook9
I found out like an hour ago I couldn't tell Alexis..
Female species? Is the grief messing with your mind Adra?
#ChaseForBook9
Alexis: *is completely clueless as has fallen asleep* HEY WOKE ME UP
Ticcolo. *laughs* That's a pretty funny name.
#ChaseForBook9
Are you certain you want me to try something? If I do end up stealing your name, I can bring back your body, but you'll remain without magic, and you'll likely lose some of your memories as well...
Talking: If Javier's body is still intact, I may be able to bring his soul back into it if you'd like- otherwise, I'm afraid you'll have to settle with my apologies for your loss.
#ChaseForBook9
*Soundproof bubbles appear around Alexis's ears*
#ChaseForBook9
*slow claps*
Bravo Zafira, what a way to break a child's heart.
Niccolo I'm certain please the next case is i die...
As for his body...i saw it...I think it's still intact if you consider the fact someone stabbed his heart intact
*body freezes up* Deacon...
#ChaseForBook9
Talking: Em make sure Deacon has 'roleplaying' in his name
*glares at Zaf* Do you know what? You should be happy with Javier! You shouldn't just proclaim things like that when your kid was ten feet away!
*points a finger at her* I was thirteen when I was told that my parents were killed by the very person whom they had saved. They were Doctors, and skilled alchemists, and the man killed them in cold blood.
Guess where I was?
They had taken me out of class at school to tell me.
IN THE HALLWAY.
So you should be happy that you found someone, and you should hold on to that feeling.
*turns and walks away*
Oh don't look so pleased to see me Trip.
Adra! Area wait! *floats after Adra*
#ChaseForBook9
*Adra wait!
#ChaseForBook9
Whatever Adra it was in a DED it doesnt COUNT to Alexis in the roleplay
Talking: I'm distant now, sorry.
Hello Deacon.
#ChaseForBook9
We never finished our little duel did we? As I recall you were just starting to lose control of yourself. Shame I don't have time for you right now...
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Talking: I can heal broken tissue if necessary, but if his body had been burned or something of the like I wouldn't be able to do anything.
Roleplaying: All right, then. If there are no other ideas... *stands perfectly still, staring at Zafira* *pupils grow until the entirety of both eyes is pitch black*
#ChaseForBook9
Yes well it's a shame that you'll never get to experience that part of me.
But I believe there is a bit of an epidemic occurring.
*rolls up sleeve to show a green rash on wrist*
*climbs high into a tree, ignoring Zaf*
*edges in*
I'm unlikely to actually be here...
But I feel like I just need to see a little bit of awesome, and you in Blogland are the awesomest of the awesome, so I might just, like, observe, or something.
Unless anybody finds my watching you from the shadows creepy/disturbing,that is. :P
#ChaseForBook9
Ooh, sucks to be you Deacon.'Shame you can't do this eh?
*gestures to bubble*
#ChaseGorBook9
*turns and stares at green rash on Deacon* It's spreading? Darn it! *glances anxiously at Niccolò, then back at Deacon* Well, don't use any magic and make sure you don't get close to anyone else.
#ChaseForBook9
*floats up tree after Adra*
#VhaseForBook9
I'm fine for the while, my shadows are sustaining it from spreading but I need your help to get rid of it.
Please... I have my brother and family to think of.
I wouldn't be here if I wasn't hugely desperate.
Talking: What is Zaf supposed to actually feel when he does that?
Talking: Hey Taia! Of course we don't find you disturbing! Feel free to join in, though, if you want to!
#ChaseForBook9
Deacon- whose help do you want, exactly? How did you even know we were here?
#ChaseForBook9
Oh no...
Talking: Hey Taia. [hugs] It's okay by me if you want to watch. We're roleplaying.
#ChaseForBook9
(Talking:HI TAIAIAAIAIAIAAIAAIAIAAIA *glomps*)
*eyes widen* You don't care about your family, Deacon. What's your true reason for being here?
Anyone's damn help!
I want to know what this is. It stings and it's unsightly!
And I followed Trip's scent. His energy is reeking of lemon.
Hah! I wouldn't help you if you offered me money! From that little display before, I'm fairly convinced the world will be a better place without you.
#ChaseForBook9
Talking: Not all that much, to be honest. Perhaps a bit light-headed, and unable to utilize your senses, but otherwise nothing. If you weren't leaning so heavily against the tree to begin with, you probably would have collapsed, though.
#ChaseForBook9
(Talking: Did Deacon really just get comment 666)
How peculiar. I hate lemons, and everyone has always said it smells of tar. But then again, not everyone is a werewolf.
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(Talking: Fuck off did he?! LOL)
There is more about my family that you have no idea about Adra.
Well, I'll tell you what it is, if that helps. We're still not perfectly sure we can get rid of it at all. It's your blood being infected by magic. Whose, I'm not sure. How did the rash get there?
#ChaseForBook9
That may be, Deacon, but I know that you have no taste for Drew. You hate him.
It just appeared.
And of course my blood is infected by magic.
*points to the tattoo above the rash*
That's a shadow tattoo. It infects me with my magic so I have no use for objects or words to store my magic into.
*is quiet but is pretty light-headed* damn...
Deacon, I'll give you one option of how I will help you. I'll put you out of your misery now. Take it or leave it.
#ChaseForBook9
[Rummages in bag and pulls out a tube of thick green (different shade of green) liquid]
[Spreads some on my hands]
Okay, anything I can help with?
#ChaseForBook9
Ah yes, I didn't have a taste for Drew when he was a pitiful pup with his tail between his legs playing the mortal husband and martyr.
But you haven't seen Drew in a while. Let's just say that he's been reborn again.
Maybe getting rid of the tattoo would help, then?
#ChaseForBook9
*snarls* What have you done...
Hi Aretha! *laughs* Thanks :)
Hiya Fabi! *hugs back* Thanks - Roleplaying does sound fun, but I won't, at least for now. :)
Hey Adra! *is glomped/hugs back* :3
See, I feel a little better already.
Even your GREETINGS bring goodness. :P
#ChaseForBook9
*tries to focus on Deacon but can't*
*eyes return to normal, takes a step back, starting to sweat* Apologies, that's the most I can do at the moment. The green blood will begin to disinfect itself, but it'll happen slowly. *takes another step back and places hand against tree to steady self*
#ChaseForBook9
I'm sorry but I can't get rid of the tattoo now. It's been there for 200 years.
Me? I have done nothing to him, it has been all his wolf's doing actually.
I've just shown him how good it always has been.
T-thanks Niccolo...
*closes eyes and lays against tree*
Can Alexis come by me?
*moves close to Niccolò* Hunter said you would be sick for a while. Let's go for a bit, ok? *looks back at everyone* We'll be back later.
Talking: I actually have to go now. Bye guys!
#ChaseForBook9
[Raises an eyebrow]
Talking: Glad to be of assistance, Taia. [bows]
Rp: So, the infection seems to be based on shadows. Which probably means the rest of us are safe, but who can tell.
#ChaseForBook9
[Talking and roleplay] See you Ari and Niccolo.
#ChaseForBook9
I don't see why not. *Alexis's bubble floats down beside Zaf* I'm sorry I can't drop the bubble but...
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Talking: I AWAIT YOUR GLORIOUS RETURN, ARETHA!
RP: *jumps from tree to tree* I'm Spiderman.
*glances wearily at Aretha, then teleports both of them away*
#ChaseForBook9
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKERS NOT SHIP NIKOLA TESLA
IM GONNA SCREAM
I"M SORRY FOR CURSING I HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM
Talking: Bye guys!
Roleplay: *lays there quietly*
Alexis: *escapes and goes by Mommy*
*smiles and holds Alexis close*
*floats over* Alexis is clearly special. Normally people can't just walk through energy like that. I hate to interrupt your moment but I thought you should know.
#ChaseForBook9
*shakes her head* That woman...
I'm watching Jaws
and regretting my life choices
What do you care about Drew anyway for Adra?
You haven't seen or talked to him in months.
*glances at wrist and grimaces*
Oh that sharps.
anyway
HI!!
Talking: JUBI
[hugs]
#ChaseForBook9
She was learning to use a few energy-throwing things
Alexis: *is scared*
Alexis baby...*sits up* Your Daddy has gone on a mission and won't be back for a little while...
Alexis: he's dead?
*nods* yes...he's with the Stars...if Niccolo can he will bring Daddy back
FABI!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
EVERYONE ELSE THAT'S ROLEPLAYING!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
HAHA. BITES TO BITE, DEACON.
*jumps through more trees*
Bye Aretha! Bye Niccolo!
@Fabi: That's even better to hear, I think :)
Hiya Jubi! :)
*eyes Roleplaying* *no idea what's actually going on, there :P*
#ChaseForBook9
Talking: OMG Zaf, "with the stars"? omg I'm gonna choke on my water
Gtg! [Vanishes]
#ChaseForBook9
TAIA!!!! *supermegatacklahugsofdoom*
hi.
yeah... I'm about as confused as you are on the Roleplay... *Shrugs*
I don't think energy throwing really covers this Zaf. A bubble will stop some of the strongest attacks imaginable repeatedly, a pre-surge starting off energy throwing child wouldn't be able to do a thing. I just thought you should keep an eye out for unusual... talents.
#ChaseForBook9
Talking: well she is 10 so
BYE BYE FABIII!!! *supermegagoodbyetacklehugsofdoom*
*Talk: Bye Fabi! Hey Jubi!
RP: *rolls eyes*
So what?
#ChaseForBook9
*screams in pain as the rash spreads up the rest of the arm*
Jesus Christ!
Please... I have other family to think about apart from my poxy brother.
Adra... please!
Bye Fabi!
#ChaseFgorBook9
HIYA ADRA! *sits on a rock and watches roleplay*
Would you shut up?! *energy fist flies through the air and punches Deacon in the face*
#ChaseForBook9
Bye Fabi! *hugs*
*is supermegatacklehugofdoom-ed / hugs back* :)
Ha, fair enough. Confusion works better in pairs though, right? (Uh?) :P
Oh, and may suddenly fall asleep / lose Internet-ness, btw...
#ChaseForBook9
*hits through a bunch of trees hard*
*takes a while to even sit up among the bits of bark*
*stays holding Alexis close*
Alexis: *cries*
That's better...
#ChaseForBook9
That's better...
#ChaseForBook9
*flips and lands gracefully next to Trip*
Say please, Deacon
I can cut your arm off, Deacon.
That's the best I can do
*sends a fistfull of shadows at Deacon's head*
Alexis: *throws fireball at Deacon*
Sorry about that you two, I can't stand that man/werewolf. Well, it seems I've distressed a child! I do apologise, toodle-pip! *Walls off*
#ChaseForBook9
* *floats off* *
#ChaseForBook9
*starts coughing up blood*
*gasps*
*looks down to see a piece of tree back sticking through abdomen*
oh shit...
Cool the big bad wolf is hurt
Jaws...
a TERRIFYING movie
and I'm not the type of person who gets scared of movies
*raises eyebrows at Deacon* that's gotta hurt....
*smiles, looking down on Deacon*
Heh, not so tough now are you?
#ChaseForBook9
Deacon. Either I cut your arm off, or you die.
... Uh oh... Uh... Deacon? I think I'm on the wrong side in this fight... He's injured so...
*Grins and glares*
Bye bye little wolfy!!
I like the he dies option.
#ChaseForBook9
*gasps and gulps*
You don't understand. That's the whole point of the tattoo, I'm not meant to be injured like this.
*winces*
Sure don't you remember last time Trip. Any time you hit me, it just went through me.
Hey there Death!
#ChaseForBook9
Talking: i gotta go I be back later like 9-9:30pm my time
Roleplay: *Alexis and I go lay in my tree*
Yeah, that was pretty damned annoying. I was really just getting started...
#ChaseForBook9
Well, you are. So unless you come up with a solution...
Talking: Bye Zaf!
#ChaseForBook9
*Waves at Trip*
Miss anythang exciting?! Derek said I could live with him if I brought a purple banana!!
*Is still glaring at Deacon*
Talking: Bye Zaffy!!
Um, well Zaf is infected with a disease that will soon kill her, Ari and Niccolo have gone off together and I FREAKIN' HATE DEACON!
#ChaseForBook9
WHAT? THE DUDE THAT'S HUNTING FOR SHARS JUST JUMPED IN THE FREAKING WATER!!! BAD IDEA. BAD BAD BAD IDEA.
HOLY CRAP!!!!! *cowers behind a sofa* THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!
I'm never watching this movie again. I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M STILL WATCHING IT NOW!
(***WARNING*** This Jubi is prone to making random remarks on the movie she is watching at the current time. Please feel free to ignore)
(Talking: Alastair's gone. Niccolo's back and healing. YOU TOOK THE WRONG SIDE. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN)
(Wait, how did I take the wrong side? I'm still with Alastair and I think I'm against Deacon... Let me wait it out...)
*a young woman appears in front of Deacon growling*
*glances behind and sees Deacon*
Look at the bloody mess you've gotten yourself in now!
*balls of energy appear all around the bubble*
#ChaseForBook9
And just who the hell are you?
Seconded!
#ChaseForBook9
Thirded!
Never you mind!
I'm just here to get this old bag because he has more important things to worry about.
Except with better language!
I'm on the edge of pummelling you into the ground with these balls, give me one good reason not to.
#ChaseForBook9
*snaps in a z-formation*
Oh bitch
Trip... Oh my god, Trip...
Because I am not here to battle you lot.
I am just here for this mess of a wolf.
What?
#ChaseForBook9
Oh my god...
this movie
HOLY LLAMAS
Um, I'm trying not to have a change of hearts... Knowing me, I am going to end up trying to kill you all...
*Ties up hands and feet with rope*
...What????
Talking: That was me want for Area.
#ChaseForBook9
Talk: What, lol?
Talking: Heya guyssss
I need advice for a fanfic! I've been requested to do a teenage team made up of the characters' children...
What names do you think would be good? And who should be paired up as parents?
The whole Trip... Oh my God Trip... Thing. What was that all about?
#ChaseForBook9
*Breaks rope and pulls back jacket to reveal several enchanted knives*
Okay! Deathy was bored last night and now she has more toys!!
*Stands between newcomer and Deacon*
If you hurt her, I hurt you with awesome toxins that send agony through your body every five seconds, no matter how long the knife was in you for!! That don't even have to be in there!!
*Giggles and plucks knife from belt*
Talk: "I'm on the edge of pummelling you into the ground with these balls"
THAT
*young woman pushes Death away from her*
Get out of here would you?
I have to patch up this fool before we leave.
If you two start fighting....
*Glowers*
Fine. I'll be right there.
*Walks beside Adra*
Oh yeah, you've never seen me in action have you...
Well, here it is! Violent, ruthless and effective! That's just me on a mission.
#ChaseForBook9
*backs away from Rose* Hell naw, you stay AWAY from me
DEATHY YOU'RE NOT GONE :DDDDDD
PLEAASE DON'T GOOOOOOOOO
guys can I have some suggestions
Well, I wouldn't mind knowing your name! At least.
#chaseforbook9
Well, I wouldn't mind knowing your name! At least.
#chaseforbook9
*Pouts and stands beside Trip*
See, I don't think he'll walk away!!
No, but my sense of security may be just a little boosted by this super tough bubble.
#ChaseForBook9
OI feel like you guys are just roleplaying all the time... maybe we should have a separate blog for it? Or a separate post?
Talk: Elizabeth, read the first page of this post. You'll see
*pulls out the piece of wood from Deacon's abdomen*
*takes out a needle from the bun in her hair and starts to stitch up Deacon's wound*
*ignoring the others*
*walks up to the woman*
HEY
I'M TALKING TO YOU
Talking: Ember, you're still Liberty. :-P And what did you want suggestions for?
#ChaseForBook9
O.O
A needle.
#ChaseForBook9
THIS THING IS SO AWESOME
"Daddy
Why does dad look so sad?
Does he not love us anymore?
Daddy
Why are people calling you and dad
A "queer" and a "disgrace"?
Is it a bad thing?
It doesn't matter
Because you're both still lovely
Daddy
Why does Dad have marks on his wrists?
He says it's from the cat
But we don't have a cat
Daddy
The people at school are being mean to me
They say it's not normal to have two daddies
They call me names
But it's okay because I still love you
Daddy
Why is dad sleeping on a hospital bed
with covers over his face?
Is he okay?
I noticed the stitches on his arm
Was it because of the cat?
Daddy
I heard the doctors say something about "drug overdose"?
What does that mean?
Will dad ever wake up?
I miss him
As I looked at my child's green eyes
I couldn't find the strength to tell her.
So all I said was
"Dad is now a star.
The angels took him back
Because he was the brightest star in the entire universe.
When he was down here the sky was not as bright as it was when he was up there with them."
*stands up straight*
And I'm not talking to YOU!
So you better back off lady.
*sparks start to spill out of the woman's mouth*
I'm doing a request on FF, and somebody wants a team of the characters' teenage children. So I need names and parent-pairings.
*raises hands* Whoa whoa whoa, calm down there Sparky
Tanith and Ghastly, duh!
Other than that, I'm pretty useless there. :-P
#ChaseForBook9
*finishes stitching up Deacon*
*kicks him in the leg*
Can you get up?
*Deacon slowly stands up and brushes off his ripped shirt*
*looks at the young woman*
Deacon: A little respect please?
*woman just shows him the finger*
Young woman: I haven't the time to be chasing after you old man!!
I know, but I can't really decide whether to have it make sense or for it to be completely messed up.... which do you think?
Yep, Deathy can't stop thinking about Elliot March and Blood Dupre...
*giggles* I like you, Sparky...
(Talk: Honestly, Silver I have no idea O.0
If I were writing it, I'd have it make sense. You're really good at ridiculously absurd stuff that doesn't make sense, though.
Take your pick,
#ChaseForBook9
*young woman stares at the green rash*
YW: What the hell is that?
*Deacon rolls down his sleeve*
Deacon: Never you mind. It was actually the reason I was here in the first place but it doesn't matter anymore.
I can still chop your arm off, Deacon
Yes! Cause that's gonna help so fucking much Adra thank you!!
*young woman pauses*
YW: Are you... are you gonna die because of it?
Deacon: Hey now, you stop that. Don't go mushy on me.
*Tosses knife to Adra*
Use that!! It'll be more fun!!
*Giggles*
Why haven't I missed first yet??
Well, I want to have in make SOME sense, but i could make it seriously FUNNNNNNNNN for me to write....
*GIGGLES* I SHIP IT. DEACON AND WOMAN SITTING IN A TREE
K I L L I N G
*catches knife*
I WANNA GET FIRST :(
☂
#ChaseForBook9
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