Monday, July 8, 2013

Geek Girl

Those of you who dip your toes into the ocean that is Twitter may have noticed me mentioning a book for silly, soppy girls, called Geek Girl, by Holly Smale. In the interests of full disclosure, I have to say right now that I met Holly at the Harper Collins Summer Party last week and, well... she's kind of besotted with me. It's a thing, it happens, it's perfectly natural, so let's all move past it without making Holly feel at all self-conscious.

Thank you.

I exchanged a few tweets with her a few weeks ago, then visited her twitter page. I figured if she was half as funny in her book as she is on twitter, it'd be a book worth reading. So I bought it, and I've just finished it.

My Review of Geek Girl

Geek Girl is a book about a girl who is a geek. There are no ninjas in it. Virtually no one dies. There are two haircuts (one planned, one not). There are bizarre characters. There is one tremendously awful bully that makes you want to punch the page. There are clothes and shoes.

And DESPITE all the lack of bloodshed... this book is brilliant.

Harriet is 15 years old. She's a geek. She likes facts and figures and doing her homework. She's not exactly popular in school. She's just... weird. Her mind works in unusual ways. When she's plucked from her life and told she's going to be a model she thinks everything is going to get better— she's going to change and suddenly be cool and have friends...

There are lines in this book that will make you laugh out loud. There are jokes. One liners. Gags. Set ups and payoffs. It may deal with popularity (or lack of same), and it may deal with bullying, and insecurity, and it may play with the myth of metamorphosis... but even when Harriet is at her most vulnerable, she is never less than hilarious.

If it helps, you can think of Harriet as the younger sister to Clarabelle, in the Skulduggery books. She is, literally, THAT weird. And THAT loveable.

I would rate this book eight fish out of eight.


But please, let's not mention how much Holly fancies me. It's just... it's embarrassing. 

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Ok, we are not letting Zafira die. Zaf, that is a horrible attitude! Think of Alexis. How do you think she'll handle a dead mother? Not very well! Now, think! We will come up with something. I'm sick of people dying, and I'm not adding you to the list.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*grabs Alexis* I'll bring her somewhere safe, Zaf. I'll be right back

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Talking: I dedicate this page to the one and only Niccolo Croatoan. Niccolo I missed you and I mean it OOC and IC...and IC...I do have a crush on you...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Where is she Zaf, I can get her home! #ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Talking: Hey Fabi! *hugs* Join in anytime if you want! We're trying to think of a way to save Zaf now.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

ZAF YOU TRAITOR THINK OF YOUR HUSBAND

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hey, Zaf.

[Grimaces] That looks painful. Once again, I'm sorry about the needle and the...rebounding.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Dibs not telling Javier.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: lemme go!!! Adrastos (your name saif wring perposly) lemme go!

Ari I dunno I never dealt with this before it may involve my blood but I think Niccolo may end up knowing how to help stop the infected magic

Noelle said...

Alexis, you can get contaminated

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Ari, [hugs back] Yeah, I saw.
Hi Trip, Adra, C.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Fabi, had the needle NOT rebounded, I think that Niccolo here would still be Alastair, and a hellof a lot of things would be different

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Talking: ... 0.0 Wow, I was actually not expecting that... Like, Javier...? Ok, just. Um. I'll just process that information for a bit.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis; Mister Niccolo will help her?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*picks Alexis up with energy bubble* I'm sorry Alexis, this is for your own good.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Talking: She has a crush on Niccolo and uhm...about Javier...with the war against Ireland he died yesterday

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

(Sorry Zaf, I ship Nikola Tesla. :-P)

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Maybe. Just stay calm, the bubble gets quite comfy when you get used to it.

#ChaseFgorBook9

Noelle said...

*places hands on hips* Well well well, like mother like daughter, I suppose.

*giggles* I feel like Fabi and I are the only ones here who AREN'T head over heels for Niccolo

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Zafira, I could attempt to somehow disinfect the magic by tampering with your true name, but I may not be able to do that without stealing it. I've never attempted such a thing.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Talking: full of surprises ain't i?

Alexis; *is scared*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*bubble crashes to ground but stays intact, voice becomes a whisper* He did what?

#ChaseForBnook9

Noelle said...

WHAT. THE. SHIT. ZAF,

Noelle said...

HAVE YOU EVEN TOLD THIS TO YOUR DAUGHTER YET?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I'm not in love with niccolo. *laughs*

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

It's worth a shot Niccolo I trust you could do it and if you end up unconsiously stealing it Justaria can resist she's resisted a lot of attacks...*stares at my leg* oh thats green too now eh?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I just got her back hours ago! It wasn't right to tell her yet

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Talking: So, are you suggesting that Trip is head over heels for Niccolo? Wow, this just gets more and more interesting by the second.

Zaf- WHAT NO JAVIER DOESN'T GET TO DIE NO STOP SOMEBODY BRING HIM BACK NO NOT ALLOWED

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Javier, is dead?

*slumps into bubble*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

(I meant of the female species, Trip)

Noelle said...

JESUS WEPT, ZAF! JUST PROCLAIM IT TO THE WORLD!*runs over and hugs Alexis*

GOOD GOD.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Talking: Not to say that I am, just- Niccolò and I are already a ship so I know other people ship it, but Trip has never been shipped with him...

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Adra- True enough.

[Raises eyebrow] Seriously, Zaf?
I'm sorry for your loss.

[Laugh] Lol, Adra.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I found out like an hour ago I couldn't tell Alexis..

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Female species? Is the grief messing with your mind Adra?

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: *is completely clueless as has fallen asleep* HEY WOKE ME UP

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Ticcolo. *laughs* That's a pretty funny name.

#ChaseForBook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Are you certain you want me to try something? If I do end up stealing your name, I can bring back your body, but you'll remain without magic, and you'll likely lose some of your memories as well...

Talking: If Javier's body is still intact, I may be able to bring his soul back into it if you'd like- otherwise, I'm afraid you'll have to settle with my apologies for your loss.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*Soundproof bubbles appear around Alexis's ears*

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

*slow claps*

Bravo Zafira, what a way to break a child's heart.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Niccolo I'm certain please the next case is i die...

As for his body...i saw it...I think it's still intact if you consider the fact someone stabbed his heart intact

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*body freezes up* Deacon...

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Talking: Em make sure Deacon has 'roleplaying' in his name

Noelle said...

*glares at Zaf* Do you know what? You should be happy with Javier! You shouldn't just proclaim things like that when your kid was ten feet away!
*points a finger at her* I was thirteen when I was told that my parents were killed by the very person whom they had saved. They were Doctors, and skilled alchemists, and the man killed them in cold blood.
Guess where I was?
They had taken me out of class at school to tell me.
IN THE HALLWAY.
So you should be happy that you found someone, and you should hold on to that feeling.
*turns and walks away*

Emerald Melody said...

Oh don't look so pleased to see me Trip.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Adra! Area wait! *floats after Adra*

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*Adra wait!

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Whatever Adra it was in a DED it doesnt COUNT to Alexis in the roleplay

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Talking: I'm distant now, sorry.

Hello Deacon.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

We never finished our little duel did we? As I recall you were just starting to lose control of yourself. Shame I don't have time for you right now...

#ChaseForBook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Talking: I can heal broken tissue if necessary, but if his body had been burned or something of the like I wouldn't be able to do anything.

Roleplaying: All right, then. If there are no other ideas... *stands perfectly still, staring at Zafira* *pupils grow until the entirety of both eyes is pitch black*

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

Yes well it's a shame that you'll never get to experience that part of me.

But I believe there is a bit of an epidemic occurring.

*rolls up sleeve to show a green rash on wrist*

Noelle said...

*climbs high into a tree, ignoring Zaf*

Mary Contrary said...

*edges in*
I'm unlikely to actually be here...
But I feel like I just need to see a little bit of awesome, and you in Blogland are the awesomest of the awesome, so I might just, like, observe, or something.
Unless anybody finds my watching you from the shadows creepy/disturbing,that is. :P

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Ooh, sucks to be you Deacon.'Shame you can't do this eh?

*gestures to bubble*

#ChaseGorBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*turns and stares at green rash on Deacon* It's spreading? Darn it! *glances anxiously at Niccolò, then back at Deacon* Well, don't use any magic and make sure you don't get close to anyone else.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*floats up tree after Adra*

#VhaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

I'm fine for the while, my shadows are sustaining it from spreading but I need your help to get rid of it.

Please... I have my brother and family to think of.

I wouldn't be here if I wasn't hugely desperate.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Talking: What is Zaf supposed to actually feel when he does that?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Talking: Hey Taia! Of course we don't find you disturbing! Feel free to join in, though, if you want to!

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Deacon- whose help do you want, exactly? How did you even know we were here?

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Oh no...

Talking: Hey Taia. [hugs] It's okay by me if you want to watch. We're roleplaying.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

(Talking:HI TAIAIAAIAIAIAAIAAIAIAAIA *glomps*)

*eyes widen* You don't care about your family, Deacon. What's your true reason for being here?

Emerald Melody said...

Anyone's damn help!

I want to know what this is. It stings and it's unsightly!

And I followed Trip's scent. His energy is reeking of lemon.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hah! I wouldn't help you if you offered me money! From that little display before, I'm fairly convinced the world will be a better place without you.

#ChaseForBook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Talking: Not all that much, to be honest. Perhaps a bit light-headed, and unable to utilize your senses, but otherwise nothing. If you weren't leaning so heavily against the tree to begin with, you probably would have collapsed, though.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

(Talking: Did Deacon really just get comment 666)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

How peculiar. I hate lemons, and everyone has always said it smells of tar. But then again, not everyone is a werewolf.

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

(Talking: Fuck off did he?! LOL)

There is more about my family that you have no idea about Adra.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Well, I'll tell you what it is, if that helps. We're still not perfectly sure we can get rid of it at all. It's your blood being infected by magic. Whose, I'm not sure. How did the rash get there?

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

That may be, Deacon, but I know that you have no taste for Drew. You hate him.

Emerald Melody said...

It just appeared.

And of course my blood is infected by magic.

*points to the tattoo above the rash*

That's a shadow tattoo. It infects me with my magic so I have no use for objects or words to store my magic into.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*is quiet but is pretty light-headed* damn...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Deacon, I'll give you one option of how I will help you. I'll put you out of your misery now. Take it or leave it.

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Rummages in bag and pulls out a tube of thick green (different shade of green) liquid]

[Spreads some on my hands]

Okay, anything I can help with?

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

Ah yes, I didn't have a taste for Drew when he was a pitiful pup with his tail between his legs playing the mortal husband and martyr.

But you haven't seen Drew in a while. Let's just say that he's been reborn again.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Maybe getting rid of the tattoo would help, then?

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*snarls* What have you done...

Mary Contrary said...

Hi Aretha! *laughs* Thanks :)
Hiya Fabi! *hugs back* Thanks - Roleplaying does sound fun, but I won't, at least for now. :)
Hey Adra! *is glomped/hugs back* :3

See, I feel a little better already.
Even your GREETINGS bring goodness. :P

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*tries to focus on Deacon but can't*

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*eyes return to normal, takes a step back, starting to sweat* Apologies, that's the most I can do at the moment. The green blood will begin to disinfect itself, but it'll happen slowly. *takes another step back and places hand against tree to steady self*

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

I'm sorry but I can't get rid of the tattoo now. It's been there for 200 years.

Me? I have done nothing to him, it has been all his wolf's doing actually.

I've just shown him how good it always has been.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

T-thanks Niccolo...

*closes eyes and lays against tree*

Can Alexis come by me?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*moves close to Niccolò* Hunter said you would be sick for a while. Let's go for a bit, ok? *looks back at everyone* We'll be back later.

Talking: I actually have to go now. Bye guys!

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Raises an eyebrow]

Talking: Glad to be of assistance, Taia. [bows]

Rp: So, the infection seems to be based on shadows. Which probably means the rest of us are safe, but who can tell.

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Talking and roleplay] See you Ari and Niccolo.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I don't see why not. *Alexis's bubble floats down beside Zaf* I'm sorry I can't drop the bubble but...

#ChaseForBooj9

Noelle said...

Talking: I AWAIT YOUR GLORIOUS RETURN, ARETHA!

RP: *jumps from tree to tree* I'm Spiderman.

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*glances wearily at Aretha, then teleports both of them away*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKERS NOT SHIP NIKOLA TESLA

IM GONNA SCREAM

I"M SORRY FOR CURSING I HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Talking: Bye guys!

Roleplay: *lays there quietly*

Alexis: *escapes and goes by Mommy*

*smiles and holds Alexis close*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*floats over* Alexis is clearly special. Normally people can't just walk through energy like that. I hate to interrupt your moment but I thought you should know.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*shakes her head* That woman...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I'm watching Jaws

and regretting my life choices

Emerald Melody said...

What do you care about Drew anyway for Adra?

You haven't seen or talked to him in months.

*glances at wrist and grimaces*

Oh that sharps.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...
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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

anyway

HI!!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Talking: JUBI

[hugs]

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

She was learning to use a few energy-throwing things

Alexis: *is scared*

Alexis baby...*sits up* Your Daddy has gone on a mission and won't be back for a little while...

Alexis: he's dead?

*nods* yes...he's with the Stars...if Niccolo can he will bring Daddy back

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

FABI!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


hi.

EVERYONE ELSE THAT'S ROLEPLAYING!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


hi.

Noelle said...

HAHA. BITES TO BITE, DEACON.

*jumps through more trees*

Mary Contrary said...

Bye Aretha! Bye Niccolo!

@Fabi: That's even better to hear, I think :)

Hiya Jubi! :)

*eyes Roleplaying* *no idea what's actually going on, there :P*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Talking: OMG Zaf, "with the stars"? omg I'm gonna choke on my water

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Gtg! [Vanishes]

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

TAIA!!!! *supermegatacklahugsofdoom*


hi.


yeah... I'm about as confused as you are on the Roleplay... *Shrugs*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I don't think energy throwing really covers this Zaf. A bubble will stop some of the strongest attacks imaginable repeatedly, a pre-surge starting off energy throwing child wouldn't be able to do a thing. I just thought you should keep an eye out for unusual... talents.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Talking: well she is 10 so

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

BYE BYE FABIII!!! *supermegagoodbyetacklehugsofdoom*

Noelle said...

*Talk: Bye Fabi! Hey Jubi!

RP: *rolls eyes*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

So what?

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Emerald Melody said...

*screams in pain as the rash spreads up the rest of the arm*

Jesus Christ!

Please... I have other family to think about apart from my poxy brother.

Adra... please!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Bye Fabi!

#ChaseFgorBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HIYA ADRA! *sits on a rock and watches roleplay*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Would you shut up?! *energy fist flies through the air and punches Deacon in the face*

#ChaseForBook9

Mary Contrary said...

Bye Fabi! *hugs*

*is supermegatacklehugofdoom-ed / hugs back* :)
Ha, fair enough. Confusion works better in pairs though, right? (Uh?) :P

Oh, and may suddenly fall asleep / lose Internet-ness, btw...

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

*hits through a bunch of trees hard*

*takes a while to even sit up among the bits of bark*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*stays holding Alexis close*

Alexis: *cries*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

That's better...

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

That's better...

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*flips and lands gracefully next to Trip*

Say please, Deacon

Noelle said...

I can cut your arm off, Deacon.

That's the best I can do

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sends a fistfull of shadows at Deacon's head*

Alexis: *throws fireball at Deacon*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Sorry about that you two, I can't stand that man/werewolf. Well, it seems I've distressed a child! I do apologise, toodle-pip! *Walls off*

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

* *floats off* *

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

*starts coughing up blood*

*gasps*

*looks down to see a piece of tree back sticking through abdomen*

oh shit...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Cool the big bad wolf is hurt

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Jaws...

a TERRIFYING movie

and I'm not the type of person who gets scared of movies

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*raises eyebrows at Deacon* that's gotta hurt....

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*smiles, looking down on Deacon*

Heh, not so tough now are you?

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Deacon. Either I cut your arm off, or you die.

Jophiel said...

... Uh oh... Uh... Deacon? I think I'm on the wrong side in this fight... He's injured so...
*Grins and glares*
Bye bye little wolfy!!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I like the he dies option.

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

*gasps and gulps*

You don't understand. That's the whole point of the tattoo, I'm not meant to be injured like this.

*winces*

Sure don't you remember last time Trip. Any time you hit me, it just went through me.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hey there Death!

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Talking: i gotta go I be back later like 9-9:30pm my time

Roleplay: *Alexis and I go lay in my tree*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yeah, that was pretty damned annoying. I was really just getting started...


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Noelle said...

Well, you are. So unless you come up with a solution...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Talking: Bye Zaf!

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Waves at Trip*
Miss anythang exciting?! Derek said I could live with him if I brought a purple banana!!
*Is still glaring at Deacon*

Jophiel said...

Talking: Bye Zaffy!!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Um, well Zaf is infected with a disease that will soon kill her, Ari and Niccolo have gone off together and I FREAKIN' HATE DEACON!

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

WHAT? THE DUDE THAT'S HUNTING FOR SHARS JUST JUMPED IN THE FREAKING WATER!!! BAD IDEA. BAD BAD BAD IDEA.

HOLY CRAP!!!!! *cowers behind a sofa* THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!

I'm never watching this movie again. I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M STILL WATCHING IT NOW!


(***WARNING*** This Jubi is prone to making random remarks on the movie she is watching at the current time. Please feel free to ignore)

Noelle said...

(Talking: Alastair's gone. Niccolo's back and healing. YOU TOOK THE WRONG SIDE. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN)

Jophiel said...

(Wait, how did I take the wrong side? I'm still with Alastair and I think I'm against Deacon... Let me wait it out...)

Emerald Melody said...

*a young woman appears in front of Deacon growling*

*glances behind and sees Deacon*

Look at the bloody mess you've gotten yourself in now!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*balls of energy appear all around the bubble*

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Jophiel said...
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Noelle said...

And just who the hell are you?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Seconded!

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Jophiel said...

Thirded!

Emerald Melody said...

Never you mind!

I'm just here to get this old bag because he has more important things to worry about.

Jophiel said...

Except with better language!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I'm on the edge of pummelling you into the ground with these balls, give me one good reason not to.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*snaps in a z-formation*
Oh bitch

Noelle said...

Trip... Oh my god, Trip...

Emerald Melody said...

Because I am not here to battle you lot.

I am just here for this mess of a wolf.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

What?

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Oh my god...

this movie


HOLY LLAMAS

Jophiel said...

Um, I'm trying not to have a change of hearts... Knowing me, I am going to end up trying to kill you all...
*Ties up hands and feet with rope*

Noelle said...

...What????

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Talking: That was me want for Area.

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Noelle said...

Talk: What, lol?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Talking: Heya guyssss

I need advice for a fanfic! I've been requested to do a teenage team made up of the characters' children...

What names do you think would be good? And who should be paired up as parents?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

The whole Trip... Oh my God Trip... Thing. What was that all about?

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Jophiel said...

*Breaks rope and pulls back jacket to reveal several enchanted knives*
Okay! Deathy was bored last night and now she has more toys!!
*Stands between newcomer and Deacon*
If you hurt her, I hurt you with awesome toxins that send agony through your body every five seconds, no matter how long the knife was in you for!! That don't even have to be in there!!
*Giggles and plucks knife from belt*

Noelle said...

Talk: "I'm on the edge of pummelling you into the ground with these balls"

THAT

Emerald Melody said...

*young woman pushes Death away from her*

Get out of here would you?
I have to patch up this fool before we leave.

Jophiel said...

If you two start fighting....
*Glowers*
Fine. I'll be right there.
*Walks beside Adra*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh yeah, you've never seen me in action have you...

Well, here it is! Violent, ruthless and effective! That's just me on a mission.

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Noelle said...

*backs away from Rose* Hell naw, you stay AWAY from me

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

DEATHY YOU'RE NOT GONE :DDDDDD

PLEAASE DON'T GOOOOOOOOO

guys can I have some suggestions

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well, I wouldn't mind knowing your name! At least.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well, I wouldn't mind knowing your name! At least.

#chaseforbook9

Jophiel said...

*Pouts and stands beside Trip*
See, I don't think he'll walk away!!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No, but my sense of security may be just a little boosted by this super tough bubble.

#ChaseForBook9

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

OI feel like you guys are just roleplaying all the time... maybe we should have a separate blog for it? Or a separate post?

Noelle said...

Talk: Elizabeth, read the first page of this post. You'll see

Emerald Melody said...

*pulls out the piece of wood from Deacon's abdomen*

*takes out a needle from the bun in her hair and starts to stitch up Deacon's wound*

*ignoring the others*

Noelle said...

*walks up to the woman*

HEY

I'M TALKING TO YOU

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Talking: Ember, you're still Liberty. :-P And what did you want suggestions for?

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

O.O

A needle.

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Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

THIS THING IS SO AWESOME

"Daddy
Why does dad look so sad?
Does he not love us anymore?

Daddy
Why are people calling you and dad
A "queer" and a "disgrace"?
Is it a bad thing?
It doesn't matter
Because you're both still lovely

Daddy
Why does Dad have marks on his wrists?
He says it's from the cat
But we don't have a cat

Daddy
The people at school are being mean to me
They say it's not normal to have two daddies
They call me names
But it's okay because I still love you

Daddy
Why is dad sleeping on a hospital bed
with covers over his face?
Is he okay?
I noticed the stitches on his arm
Was it because of the cat?

Daddy
I heard the doctors say something about "drug overdose"?
What does that mean?
Will dad ever wake up?
I miss him

As I looked at my child's green eyes
I couldn't find the strength to tell her.
So all I said was
"Dad is now a star.
The angels took him back
Because he was the brightest star in the entire universe.
When he was down here the sky was not as bright as it was when he was up there with them."

Emerald Melody said...

*stands up straight*

And I'm not talking to YOU!
So you better back off lady.

*sparks start to spill out of the woman's mouth*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I'm doing a request on FF, and somebody wants a team of the characters' teenage children. So I need names and parent-pairings.

Noelle said...

*raises hands* Whoa whoa whoa, calm down there Sparky

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Tanith and Ghastly, duh!

Other than that, I'm pretty useless there. :-P

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Emerald Melody said...

*finishes stitching up Deacon*
*kicks him in the leg*

Can you get up?

*Deacon slowly stands up and brushes off his ripped shirt*

*looks at the young woman*

Deacon: A little respect please?

*woman just shows him the finger*

Young woman: I haven't the time to be chasing after you old man!!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I know, but I can't really decide whether to have it make sense or for it to be completely messed up.... which do you think?

Jophiel said...

Yep, Deathy can't stop thinking about Elliot March and Blood Dupre...

Noelle said...

*giggles* I like you, Sparky...

(Talk: Honestly, Silver I have no idea O.0

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

If I were writing it, I'd have it make sense. You're really good at ridiculously absurd stuff that doesn't make sense, though.

Take your pick,

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Emerald Melody said...

*young woman stares at the green rash*

YW: What the hell is that?

*Deacon rolls down his sleeve*

Deacon: Never you mind. It was actually the reason I was here in the first place but it doesn't matter anymore.

Noelle said...

I can still chop your arm off, Deacon

Emerald Melody said...

Yes! Cause that's gonna help so fucking much Adra thank you!!

*young woman pauses*

YW: Are you... are you gonna die because of it?

Deacon: Hey now, you stop that. Don't go mushy on me.

Jophiel said...

*Tosses knife to Adra*
Use that!! It'll be more fun!!
*Giggles*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Why haven't I missed first yet??

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Well, I want to have in make SOME sense, but i could make it seriously FUNNNNNNNNN for me to write....

Noelle said...

*GIGGLES* I SHIP IT. DEACON AND WOMAN SITTING IN A TREE
K I L L I N G

*catches knife*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I WANNA GET FIRST :(

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...



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