Thank you.
I exchanged a few tweets with her a few weeks ago, then visited her twitter page. I figured if she was half as funny in her book as she is on twitter, it'd be a book worth reading. So I bought it, and I've just finished it.
My Review of Geek Girl
Geek Girl is a book about a girl who is a geek. There are no ninjas in it. Virtually no one dies. There are two haircuts (one planned, one not). There are bizarre characters. There is one tremendously awful bully that makes you want to punch the page. There are clothes and shoes.
And DESPITE all the lack of bloodshed... this book is brilliant.
Harriet is 15 years old. She's a geek. She likes facts and figures and doing her homework. She's not exactly popular in school. She's just... weird. Her mind works in unusual ways. When she's plucked from her life and told she's going to be a model she thinks everything is going to get better— she's going to change and suddenly be cool and have friends...
There are lines in this book that will make you laugh out loud. There are jokes. One liners. Gags. Set ups and payoffs. It may deal with popularity (or lack of same), and it may deal with bullying, and insecurity, and it may play with the myth of metamorphosis... but even when Harriet is at her most vulnerable, she is never less than hilarious.
If it helps, you can think of Harriet as the younger sister to Clarabelle, in the Skulduggery books. She is, literally, THAT weird. And THAT loveable.
I would rate this book eight fish out of eight.
But please, let's not mention how much Holly fancies me. It's just... it's embarrassing.
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«Oldest ‹Older 4601 – 4800 of 4994 Newer› Newest»I. Don't. Fancy. Coco. And even if I did he wouldn't ever like me back so what difference does it make? 500yrs of lonliness would do that to you
Here you go Area. *Hands towel, hair dryer (portable) and new chalk*
How about a drink?
#ChaseForBook9
Where the hell did Em come from? Is she being a little stalking Irishman?
*laughs* Zaf, come on. It's kind of obvious that you fancy him. Even though you're married. You can't just make us drop it by changing the subject.
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*takes the items*ta...
*wraps the towel around her shoulders and Turns on the dryer*
Orange juice, please.
Nothing warm? *hands orange juice*
#ChaseForBook9
Victory! I will never need a hairdryer again! My hair is SHORT! Yeah!
Sorry, I just got excited. I love having short hair...
#ChaseForBook9
I know. You can lie to yourself, but you can't lie to us.
I love my short/long hair!
#ChaseForBook9
*shrugs* I need my head cleared.
And I love my hair. It goes halfway to my waist. Do you all know how long it took to grow out?
AGES
"You don't really get to this level of importance without learning that people aren't perfect."
And when you get to the next level up, i.e. my level, you come to realise that some people are just utter perfection.
#ChaseForBookNine
Aw, did we scare Zaf away? ;p
#ChaseForBook9
Hunter- then there is the level where you see that flaws are what make people beautiful.
Sorry, just had to say that. Sorry Trip! D:
Won't be here long. :(
#ChaseForBookNine
Perfection is imperfection, therefore unreachable.
#ChaseForBook9
No! Im here! Uh Coco...where is he? And I doubt he knows I kinda fancy him
@Adra: Yay, someone who understands what I mean. :)
Except the flaws aren't really flaws. They're just things that make people people.
It may have taken me a hundred years to get here, but I'm here. *laughs*
#ChaseForBookNine
You told him. *smiles*
#ChaseForBook9
Of course Hunter knows the great truth about flaws and perfection. Hunter is awesome. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Not like he'll do anything anyway..
*nods*
Zaf, EVERYONE knows you fancy him. You weren't exactly subtle. It wasn't a graceful leap towards him, more like a stampede.
You could walk right up to him and boldly proclaim your undying love, and he wouldn't know you fancied him. Well, more like he wouldn't believe it. He actually can't fathom the idea that anybody would. So, yeah... He definitely doesn't know.
#ChaseForBook9
*smiles* Did you not here what I said about supposed flaws not really being flaws?
On the other hand, some unique qualities are better than others.
#ChaseForBookNine
*bangs head into tree* as i said what can he do? He wont do anything
Ah, well, perhaps not
In case you were wondering, I don't fancy Niccolo.
#ChaseForBookNine
Thank you Ari! See Adra what would he do? Kiss me? Yeah he won't because he would be too shocked i do fancy him
*rolls eyes*
I'm not participating in this. *puts the hair dryer down* thanks, Trip. *grabs her orange juice and hope over to a table* but I have to work.
@Zaf: Then kiss him. God. *rolls eyes*
Ez can give you lessons if you want.
#ChaseForBookNine
Me neither Hunter.
#ChaseForBook9
I am not kissing Coco! I like my head attached to my shoulders....
Talk: Ari he IS your character is it safe to even attempt?
*sighs* Of course he won't do anything. What do you expect?
*walks over to Adra* What are you working on?
#ChaseForBook9
Talking: Zaf, I have absolutely 0 control over him. Just think of it the same way you would with a normal person- based on who he is and how he reacts to things, how would he react to this, and then would you be willing to risk that? It's up to you. I don't have answers.
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*without looking up* I'm making a new plan B, since the original was scrapped. And then plan C and D.
Adra, when Arra was possessed, do you remember how hard I took it? I was ready to kill myself to make sure no one got hurt. /I summoned the seven hobbit armies/. Just try and remember, it'll work out in the end.
#ChaseForBook9
Talk: Okay Ari thanks...where is the little creep?
I keep forgetting Niccolo and Aretha are the same person, and then I remember and it messes with my brain. XD
#ChaseForBookNine
GUYS I HAVE SOME AWESOME NEWS, OH MY GOLDEN GOD!
#ChaseForBook9
Talking: TELL ME NOW!!!!!
#ChaseForBook9
Trip, you did die, remember?
*runs a hand through her hair*
I'm trying to figure out a way to keep everyone alive. Because I do not want to go back to the afterlife.
*whistles a tune*
#ChaseForBook9
Adra, I remember. But, I have a good plan maybe.
#ChaseForBook9
In fact no, the plan makes no sense, forget I ever said anything.
#ChaseForBook9
Oh really? *sets her paper down, covered in marks and symbols and wayward lines* do tell.
No really, it was stupid.
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Talking: We're not actually the same person! We really aren't! It's more like we're two people living in the same body. It's actually really weird. But anyways, we are not the same person! I'm pretty impressed with Niccolò, actually. It's like he's not even my character. Like he never even was. I feel like I'm just as much his character as he is mine... It's really strange and hard to describe. But there you go. So we're technically not the same person. Think Niccolò/Clara. (That's an MC reference.)
What is it, Luci?!
#ChsaeForBook9
Star, is that why your brain is a big ball of rainbow coloured mush?;)
Msd/mbd.
#ChaseForBook9
Adra, what is this plan for?
#ChaseForBook9
Um, contingency plan. *looks guilty*
#ChaseForBook9
*sits up and looks off at lake* Fine if Coco comes before i leave I'll kiss him
*sighs* plan A is that- if Alastair comes back, we all need to work to exhaust him. A lot.
Plan b is to permanently get rid of him, which is hard because when I bring it to Niccolo, he insists that nothing can be done...
But...
What if there is another who knows how to steal names? What if they stole them from Nic? Oh, but then THEY would have those names..
Grrrrr...
Wooooooo! You love him. *sounds almost distasteful/hurt/doctor-not-understanding-humansy* You all do!
#ChaseForBook9
Um... I'm not even sure I should... Wait, Zaf, really? I mean, you are married...
#ChaseForBook9
*raises hand* Justaria can replicate NiccolĂł's magic so she could try to take Alastair's...
Yeah. If Javier comes after you or your daughter for cheating on him...
He might go after Niccolo as well...
And we can't have that.
I am serious Ari. I'll do it. You only live for so long take oppurtunites as they come
I can help exhaust him...
Area listen, you're tired, cold, wet, just come away from your work for a moment.
#ChaseForBook9
Adra, I did say earlier that I did something... Oh, what were my exact words? "I've already done something that should pretty much take care of it,"... I mean, that was earlier, and I only mentioned it once amongst all the other things I just sort of dropped on you guys, but I did do something. That should help.
#ChaseForBook9
Adra Javier can barely WALK he won't come and Alexis is with my parents so...if you people shut your pie traps...
*Adra
#ChaasForBook9
I didn't mean the same person, I meant written by the same person. *facepalm*
IT WAS A COMPLIMENT.
@Ieni: I DON'T HAAAAAAAAAAVE A BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN! *hugs* :) :) :)
And I have never had one. It was lost long before Aretha attacked it. :)
#haseForBookNine
Zafira, technically, we can live for hundreds of years... But we can also die any second and I really hate people taking things for granted. So I see your point. But, like, don't you love Javier? I mean, you must have married him for a reason.
#ChaseForBook9
Okay, never mind then...
I'm off to go write.
Might be back tomorrow, might not... *shrugs*
#ChaseForBook9
Yeah but Zaf, love and trust and vows and marriage and stuff?
#ChaseForBook9
Should help.. What if it doesn't? I'm just taking precautions.
*glares at Trip.* no.
I...I...really dont know whats going on....(Talk: to clear thinga up Justaria is influencing Zaf. So she really doesnt know whats going on)
Talking: TELL US LUCIANA!!! I'VE BEEN BURSTING WAITING!
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Talking: Oh, well, thank you. XD I actually do take that as a compliment. But I wrote the whole thing anyway because this has never happened to me before. Sometimes it's a little weird, actually... But yeah. Usually I can control my characters, I just choose not to. And I have to work to develop them. But Niccolo completely wrote himself, and just sort of took over. It's rather absurd when I think about it. But still pretty cool. :)
#ChaseForBook9
Talking: Luci!!! We've all been waiting for you to tell us!! Please don't go! *hugs and pulls gently*
#ChaseForBook9
Zaf, this isn't the woman I arrested. I dunno. Not saying anything just, you've changed a lot.
#ChaseForBook9
((And since I've deleted every comment I've posted, and J.A. is hiding until Zaf gets her arm fixed, I'm going to go.))
#ChaseForBook9
You used to be so serious... Now, you're a free spirit, taking life as it comes.
#ChaseForBook9
Talk: come on luci!!!
At least put a dry dress on Adra. You'll catch a cold, that will help no one. Least of all the fabric.
#ChaseForBook9
Luci doesn't like roleplaying... *shrugs*
I don't blame her for feeling ignored.
#ChaseForBook9
I dont know what I'm doing! *bangs head on tree* I need to talk to him he probably knows more about true names then i do
(([hugs Lucy]))
(([hugs Mara]))
#ChaseForBook9
Hey Mara.
#ChaseForBook9
*gumbles* fine.
*goes to change into a dry dress*
*hugs Lucy and Mara*
THe other day, my friend told me about this story her and her sister amde up, about this girl who had the power to heal. However, there was a catch - whatever she healed, she got herself. If someone got their finger chopped off and she healed them, her finger would then be chopped off.
And one day, this murderer was killing this man and he was almost dead when she found him.
She didn't heal the almost dead man.
She healed the murderer - mentally.
So the murderer became a nice person, but she was now sadistic and a monster, and she got locked up and classed as insane and wanted to cause all this pain and everyone hated her, all because she'd wanted to make the world a better place.
It's so amazing.
And just now, I remember I told you all before. :P
But seriously, I love it.
Today was a special day where we learn about prisons, and two prisoners came in so we could ask them questions. One's serving a life sentence for armed robbery, and it's the second time he's been imprisioned for the same offence, and the other one's serving a life sentence for murder, although he didn't actually kill anyone - his friend killed someone and he was with him.
It was very interesting.
However, I'm disappointed I still haven't met a real murderer. I need to, at some point. It's really bugging me. It's kind of stupid, writing about murderers when you've never met one . . . I need to meet one so my writing can be based on fact just slightly!
#ChaseForBookNine
Talking; Idek if I'll roleplay tbh. Not feeling the best. .-. It feels too much like work atm...
*hugs Fabi/J.A. back*
#ChaseForBook9
At least that's a little better. *sighs* There's nothing else I can do is there?
#ChaseForBook9
Talking: Whatever you want to do Mara.
#ChaseForBook9
@Maraness and Mushroom: Ooh I have awesome nicknames for both of you and them both begin with M! O_O
. . . What I meant to say is, I don't happen to be roleplaying. I'm just distantly talking. :)
If you want to, I'll talk to you. :)
If not, I'lll probably end up randomly babbling to myself. XD
@Ari: :)
#ChaseForBookNine
*smiles* I'm sure...
*buries her head into a book*
Talking: I'm sorry people feel left out! I really really hate making people feel bad! I do try to hold up both conversations and roleplay... I'm sorry to everyone who feels ignored... *hugs everyone*
#ChaseForBook9
*calls* Hey Ari got any idea what to do for an arm that's uh...4th degree burn?
Well, Niccolo could heal that- I don't know if I should... *sighs* Oh, nevermind. I'll ask him to come.
#ChaseForBook9
Adra, you're going to work yourself into the ground like I hope Mycroft will. *grins* But seriously, your going to exhaust yourself. Please, just take a break.
#ChaseForBook9
Thank you! I shall hug you when I can move
*appears near Zafira* I have been informed that you requested my presence.
#ChaseForBook9
*grins*
#ChaseGorBook9
Yeah uh my dynamite tree exploded and I got a 4th degree burn all over my arm
*sits down by lake once again* *shivers* *squeezes hair to get the water out* *crawls into small cave* *sits inside*
#ChaseForBook9
*From her book* I'm fine, Trip.
*goes to chest in loft, gets chest out.*
#ChaseForBook9
*sighs* Of course. Perhaps you ought to consider a better way to keep your dynamite sticks organized. *lays hand on shoulder and heals* There. Do be more careful. *walks towards Aretha*
#ChaseForBook9
Whatever Adra, you're clearly intent on killing yourself, just ignore us and how much we all care for you. Because that plan is so vital.
#ChaseForBook9
*follows* Hey wait Coco...can I talk to you?
[Steps out from forest looking relieved]
#ChaseForBook9
*drags chest into Mara-cave.
#ChaseForBook9
*shrugs* think what you want..
((Trip, if you were overworking on a plan, you wouldn't let Adra stop you. Just saying.))
#ChaseForBook9
Luci wants me to tell you her news.
#ChaseForBook9
Talking: TELL US TJE NEWS!!!
#ChaseForBook9
*stops walking, turns slowly* Of course. Is something wrong?
#ChaseForBook9
*Talk;
Roleplay; *looks at Trip* Vas happenin'?
#ChaseForBook9
(([hugs Mara] Is it good?))
#ChaseForBook9
Guys? I don't think we really need an in-case-of-Alastair plan. I already did a thing...
#ChaseForBook9
Two things: First if I kissed you would you kill me? And second i think you may understand this: For the past few days I've had periods where I dunno what I did. I don't remember doing something and I would feel the power I feel from Justaria more strong....what is it?
Talking: Tell us! By the way, I'm really really really sorry we chased Luci away... I really wanted to avoid that, really really sorry...
#ChaseForBook9
Well, you looked pretty cold, and I remember a cool thing I own. Watch. *opens chest, fire starts inside chest* Instant campfire! *takes things out of side compartments* Sticks, marshmellows, blankets, logs, *puts log down, it expands until good for sitting on* I haven't used this in ages...
#ChaseForBook9
Luci has finished the first draft of In The Shadows, formerly known as Skuttlebuggia. *smiles*
#ChaseForBook9
*warms hands on campfire, grins madly* This is why I love magic.
#ChaswForBook9
Talking: Huzzah!
#ChaaseForBook9
*slams the book closed*
Then what didyou do, Aretha?
Talk: OMG
((YAY CONGRATULATIONS LUCY THAT IS SO EPICTACULARIFFIC!!! [tacklehugs, even though she isn't here] ))
#ChaseForBook9
Roleplay; *laughs*
Wow, Trip. *is amused*
*clicks fingers* *holds light up to hair* *hair starts to dry*
#ChaseForBook9
[Falls from the sky and lands silently in the middle of Blogland with a smug smile]
((Um, guys? Do you mind if I bring in a new character? I want to experiment with her a bit))
#ChaseForBook9
I collect magical novelties, that and artefacts. But that's for something else. *roasts marshmellow* Tell me if you ever find something I might be interested in. *grins*
#ChaseForBook9
(Sounds fun Fabi! Go for it.)
#ChaseForBook9
*leaves her things to go to the new girl*
*peers closer* who are you?
It's a chest campfire! How cool is that?
#ChaseForBook9
[Smiles in a way that does not seem friendly]
I'd like to think I'm myself, but I'm really not.
[Laughs]
#ChaseForBook9
*tenses, unconsciously takes step backwards* I... If you- sorry, what? I'm not sure I... Why?
In regards to your name- it's possible that because you've let yourself lose control too many times, elements of your personality previously limited to your true name are now seeping into the rest of you... However, I- I fail to see how that should cause any lapses in memory...
#ChaseForBook9
[Well she's f****** crazy.]
#ChaseForBook9
((That's her way of saying she has no taken name. You can call her Glow, if you like.))
#ChaseForBook9
Talking: those are Trip's thoughts, about the glowy eye girl.
#ChaseForBook9
*beckons closer* Come here NiccolĂł...I am being serious.
Um... *tenses* *glances anxiously at Niccolo* I asked him to do this, like... It's like a sort of mental link thing, so we can, like, feel each other's emotions... And if we want, see inside each other's thoughts and things... So, um, that way if one of his names took over, I could- you know, help get rid of it... From the inside...
#ChaseForBook9
*glances at her* thanks. Aren't you a ball of sunshine.
*bursts through the doors of Trip's bar. Shirt covered in blood from left ribcage, up her back and right shoulder*
*stands and listens to see if anyone is in*
Hello?
*can steadily hear the dripping of her blood onto the floor below her*
*smiles to herself then staggers, eventually collapsing onto the floor*
Um, Zafira, I don't... Uh, I'm not sure you should really... Jeez, I may need to sit down...
#ChaseForBook9
*starts singing Little Things softly under breath*
That's cool, Trip. *smiles*
*quenches light* *shakes head and runs hands through hair*
*looks out of the cave, over at a unknown figure in the distance* *stands up slowly* Who's that?
#ChaseForBook9
*dashes to Em*
EM! *falls next to her* EMERALD!
So, this is Blogland. [Looks around] Cool. [Begins walking in a random direction]
((You could describe her as crazy, yeah.))
#ChaseForBook9
*quietly* the worst he could do is hurt me...I think
[Walks over to Em]
So what happened to you?
#ChaseForBook9
*takes another half-step back* Zafira, I don't... Really...
*hears Em and looks back* Someone should see to her... *teleports to Em*
#ChaseForBook9
Em! *runs over* Oh, God, what happened? Are you ok?!
#ChaseForBook9
*kicks rock* DAMN HER!!! *shadow walks behind NiccolĂł* Em you idiot what did you do?
*smiles wearily at Adra*
Oh hey sis.
Who's the new kid on the block*
*blood starts to pool from her back*
Ah don't be worrying about this, just a run in with an old friend.
*runs and gets a towel, to hold against her wounds* Em, come on, keep breathing.
Mara? What do you teleporter eyes see?
#ChaseForBook9
... Was it Deacon, Em?
*whispers to Zaf* This is making him really uncomfortable...
#ChaseForBook9
Emerald Melody, right? I believe I may be able to heal that for you- would you be alright with that?
#ChaseForBook9
*looks around* *shudders*
Something's wrong...
#ChaseForBook9
*quietly* I'm sorry...I didn't mean to
I'm not really anyone, I suppose. And you're hurt.
I know absolutely nothing about healing! Want help?
#ChaseForBook9
*energy fire appears in hands* Mara, would you stop talking in riddles and tell me what's wrong?
#ChaseFotBook9
*starts to laugh at Adra's question but gets a coughing fit*
*looks at Niccolo*
Don't be worrying, it's just a scratch. Seriously.
*shrugs* Don't be sorry. You can do what you want- it's not your fault he's like this... Just thought you should know...
#ChaseForBook9
Need ☂ he☂ler?
M☂ybe I should be Mycroft ☂g☂in... meh dunno
I'm sorry Mara,that was rude.
#ChaseForBook9
*stares sternly at Emerald* No, it's not. Please, let me heal that for you. It's no trouble.
#ChaseForBook9
*wants to slap Em*
Hush now, you're wounded.
NiccolĂł just heal her...
Talk: i want to try to kiss him before i go so I may just kiss him
Adra, shall I...?
#ChaseForBook9
[Focuses glowing eyes on Ember]
Hello.
#ChaseForBook9
Z☂ffy, don't do it... Think ☂bout your little girl!
Em, Niccy ☂nd I will he☂l you no m☂tter wh☂t, so don't bother.
*looks at him*
Yeah. On her behalf, I give you permission or whatever.
*tries to get up*
*groans* I'm fine, seriously. Just get me a hot bath.
*falls over into the pool of blood*
*skin starting to turn grey*
Hey, Glowworm!
(F☂BI!! :D:D:D ☂RE YOU FEELING BETTER???)
*st☂rts to he☂l Em*
Mara?
#ChaseForBook9
*nods to acknowledge Adra* Stop trying to move. *kneels next to Emerald, lays hand on shoulder, and heals*
#ChaseForBook9
*touches Em's shoulders and concentrates*
*helps Niccy he☂l*
*sits against tree furious* stupid bitch ruining my moment I could have done what I intended grrr
*REALLY 2wants to slap Zaf*
Talking: I'll have to go in a few minutes- so I'll be bringing Niccolo with me. Zafira, if you're going to do something... Well, not to encourage you, but you should do it while he still has his hands on something so he can't go all ghosty on you, and while we're still here...
My feelings are so confused right now!!!
#ChaseForBook9
Glowworm?
Well, I suppose you have to call me something. [Smiles, again, not in a friendly way]
((112-120-202 200-012-001-110-110-221... 100 102-210-201-202 010-001-112-202 201-202-001-221 001-212-001-221 020-120-200 110-120-112-021 without going insane))
#ChaseForBook9
Zaf, really. She's horribly injured! If you want your moment you'll just have to make a new one.
#ChaseForBook9
*shadows start to swirl out from the wounds*
*whispers* oh that's not good...
(Brb guys- dinner)
Well, I guess Mara's gone. *packs up campfire*
#ChaseForBook9
Miss Kerias, I will slap you quite happily.
*stares at shadows* What...?
#ChaseForBook9
*goes back into bar* OH DEAR GOD!
#ChaseForBook9
(Okay im fucking scared...DIT SHOOT ME
*goes up to Coco whilst he heals her and kisses him and after a moment backs away in case he kills me*
We meet again, Castalan.
*slaps Kerias*
That was completely unnecessary.
[Looks at the shadows]
Do you have a jar or something? 'Cause I can move those things if necessary.
#ChaseForBook9
Blood, Em, cuts, shadows emerging from the woods, stained rug, I need to sit down.
#ChaseForBook9
Started looking for my secrets yet? *grins*
#ChaseForBook9
Guys....
*is scared* why did i do that?
Ooh, yay. [Grins] Conflict.
[Eyes glow a bit brighter]
#ChaseForBook9
I have not bothered to put in the effort, as of yet.
Conflict isn't fun, seriously...
(wh☂t colour ☂re her eyes?)
*stands in complete shock* Um... The shadows... We ought to do something about those... *suddenly relaxes again and turns full attention back to Emerald* Apologies for that. Now, let's get this sorted... Emerald, do you know what this is?
#ChaseForBook9
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