Thank you.
I exchanged a few tweets with her a few weeks ago, then visited her twitter page. I figured if she was half as funny in her book as she is on twitter, it'd be a book worth reading. So I bought it, and I've just finished it.
My Review of Geek Girl
Geek Girl is a book about a girl who is a geek. There are no ninjas in it. Virtually no one dies. There are two haircuts (one planned, one not). There are bizarre characters. There is one tremendously awful bully that makes you want to punch the page. There are clothes and shoes.
And DESPITE all the lack of bloodshed... this book is brilliant.
Harriet is 15 years old. She's a geek. She likes facts and figures and doing her homework. She's not exactly popular in school. She's just... weird. Her mind works in unusual ways. When she's plucked from her life and told she's going to be a model she thinks everything is going to get better— she's going to change and suddenly be cool and have friends...
There are lines in this book that will make you laugh out loud. There are jokes. One liners. Gags. Set ups and payoffs. It may deal with popularity (or lack of same), and it may deal with bullying, and insecurity, and it may play with the myth of metamorphosis... but even when Harriet is at her most vulnerable, she is never less than hilarious.
If it helps, you can think of Harriet as the younger sister to Clarabelle, in the Skulduggery books. She is, literally, THAT weird. And THAT loveable.
I would rate this book eight fish out of eight.
But please, let's not mention how much Holly fancies me. It's just... it's embarrassing.
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Talk: they arent they're actually not in the treehouse
Talk: Still, it was heavily implied.
It's everything about you, you!~
OH HOLY MOTHER OF NANDO'S
I ALMOST FORGOT
VIDEO DIARIES, WHERE ARE YOU?
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Alexis: *climbs up tree and screams*
*sighs, messing with her nails*
Talk: I'm asleep again, sorry!
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Talk: Okay! See you later then!
RP: That's just disgusting.
*stands up* ...Guys?
Alexis: momma and daddy asleep they came out of nowhere! It was freaky!
Wait... What?
Sorry for disappearing! I got distracted, and then made pancakes. C:
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Alexis; i think momma shadow-walked!
*comes down from treehouse wincing slightly* oww
Why're you wincing?
Talk: those better've been some pretty good damn pancakes if you let US for them:P
My knee it's not as bad but eh when Coco comes back I'll be fine
*kneels next to her* You know, Sweetie, your mother is the Grand Mage of a Sanctuary, and she can easily shadow walk there when she wants to. I think you ought to go there and check it out.
We need Niccolo to save up his magic and his strength because there is a bad man trying to hurt him, and us.
Do you think you can do that? Maybe go to the Sanctuary instead?
Alexis: but i don't wanna go! I never see my mommy ever and now i'm spending time with her and I met Mister Niccolo! *looks upset*
WOOP finnaly got round to saying hi. Hi! Its midnight here though...so BYE!!!
#CFB9
*smiles* I didn't mean now. But you and your mommy have to stop needing Mr.Croatoan all the time. Do you see what I mean?
(Um... Hi/bye Blaze?)
Alexis: *sighs* then i'll go when Mister Niccolo trains with Momma
Would you like me to take you, then?
Alexis: not yet i wanna stay with momma until Mister Niccolo comes back *hugs Momma*
*hugs Alexis* Baby you gotta be careful stay close to Adra or I
*glances at the bodyguards that are near Zaf*
I wasn't kidding about chaining you to them. I'm serious, you need to stop getting hurt and putting yourself in danger. We can't have Niccolo using his energy, because God knows what will happen is Alastair gets out again.
Adra i'm fine! Okay? I'm fine now. I'll be careful usually i can fend for myself but i lost it now look I don't like being guarded I hate it *lets go of Alexis*
Alexis; *goes swimming*
*glares, furious* How'd they even let you be Grand Mage??
Talk: Btw, I don't mean this. It's my character, not me!
Because when the freakin Irish murdered Bisahalani his dying wish was for me to take over. I was on the Council already but he wanted me over the other Elder and after a lot of politics later i was allowed to take over. I already worked in the main Sanctuary so I had experience! *furiously kicks tree*
And yet you barely know how to fight, and you leave your daughter alone without protection, using a source for your own needs!
Adra leave me alone ok? I dealt with enough *shadow walks to the Sanctuary*
Alexis: *comes out of lake* why is momma gone?
*glares* Your mommy's having a temper tantrum, Alexis. *turns to her* Now. What do you want to do?
Alexis; i wanna learn how to use air...
What can you do? Do you want to be an elemental?
Alexis: im not sure what i want. I wasn't a fan of Necromancy and i wanna try to be a Sensitive maybe
Wow. *puts her hands on her hips* How articulate for what, a ten year old?
Sensitives, eh? I can't help you a lot there. Well, I could, but farther down the road for you
Alexis: Daddy started off with his magic like a Sensitive but he then took it a few levels ahead. My goal is to possibly learn to entirely take over a person and make them do what i want without knowing their true name
*frowns* That's sadistic. Why would you ever do that?
Alexis: because if someone is going to kill someone i could take over the killer and stop them and if there's a crimminal i could take over and force them to tell the detectives what information they need
*shakes her head* No, I won't help you. That's the Devil's work. You could just s easily control innocents or kill lots of others
History lesson! Ever heard of the Miranda Rights?
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Talk: ..No
Alexis: why would i ever do that?! *looks shocked* I'm not Alastair i wouldn't want to use my magic to hurt the innocent! *sits by lake upset*
*sighs* Well okay then. *goes back to the bar and begins to wipe tables*
Javier: *has watched and focuses on Adra* (talking: focusing means he's using hid magic against you
They're for people who are arrested. The right to remain silent, the fact that anything you say can be used against you in court, the right to a lawyer, the right to not answer any questions unless an attorney is present, etc.
Sorry, I had some sort of bad point to make about how getting inside someone's head would violate those.
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Talk: What does he do again?
Talk: nightmare whatever your worst fear is it's basically now all you feel see hear taste ect. If he keeps it up it will lead to suicide
Talk: How the hell am I supposed to react to that????
Talk: don't forget those rights go out the window remember what Ghastly said, "We have people who can read your mind, Sean. You don't need a lawyer." So basically there goes right to a lawyer so Alexis's idea is a good one because it would help solve things
Talk: whatever Adra IC fears react how she would. In MC most people are paralyzed in fear begging Javier to stop
Guys my taken name just won me an SP book
What
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One slip, one time she gets angry, and she sends someone off a building.
*is slammed into another reality, and she is standing on a hillside, looking down in an open field, bodies littered everywhere*
What... What is this?
Talk: Luce OMG like you need another one.
RP: What... What is this? *glances around, seeing familiar faces all around her*
Talk: i wasn't allowed to do that competition because im an Ameriminion
Javier: *smiles slightly intensifying her nightmare* ( he just makes it worse driving you to commit suicide)
I entered it for a laugh and won what even is life
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Talk: Seeing in someone's mind is one thing, I suppose, but forcing something out of them is wrong. The magical community wouldn't have a Sanctuary at all if there wasn't meant to be some form of justice. And they're not rights for no reason, Zaf. They don't just go "out the window."
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Congratulations, Lucy! :-)
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Talk: don't forget Alexis is 10. She doesnt entirely know
Talk:... Can I have it? :3
*glances around her, before frowning and touching the floor, drawing a circle. She taps it, and it doesn't light up*
That doesn't make sense... This is real dirt. Why isn't my alchemy working?
*outside her mind, Adra has backed up against a counter, her eyes wide, unseeing*
Talk: Fair enough. By the time she's powerful enough to even come close to her plan, she'll know better. I hope.
And no one tell my Mom I mentioned anything mildly related to history, kay?
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*appears next to Javier* Javier, I would ask that you please leave Miss Dark alone. She has done nothing wrong except to decline assisting your child in her desired discipline. That is hardly grounds for such punishment.
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Javier: i dont really care Niccolo *continues*
*ends up beside Coco* uhm Javier stop
*eyes dart around cautiously, and she goes for her gun, but her jacket*
"Adrasdos"
*she turns to see her brother and sister, standing there, their hands on their hips*
"You failed us"
"Again. I'm so ashamed to be related to you."
"You're worthless"
"Weak!"
RP: [Doesn't do anything because I'm somewhere else entirely.] [Probably asleep]
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*voice intensifies* If you gain any sort of pleasure from her pain, then you are no better than I, and that is not something to be proud of. I will ask politely once more that you release her. And trust me when I say that you do not want me as your enemy.
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Javier: *continues to focus on Adra* Niccolo you don't frighten me
*quietly to Niccolo* Coco don't kill him
*eyes widen, reflex tears pooling at the bottom of her lids* But I... I did everything I can and could to save you. But I can't concentrate on you two right now... I promised you!
"Adra."
*she turns to see a couple standing there in bloodied lab coats*
"You failed us, Adra. We were counting on you, and look at you! You couldn't even get rid of a mass-murderer!"
*sighs* I was hoping I would not have to do this. *moves forward quickly and slams elbow into the base of Javier's skull, then sidesteps and kicks feet out from under him*
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Javier: *loses focus on Adra releasing her and ends up on ground* owww...*gets up and kicks Niccolo's knee and runs and goes into the treehouse and is gone*
Adra? Coco?
IRL: *her hand begins to slowly inch across the counter, inching closer to a knife*
Alt: *more and more people appear, dead people, throwing insults*
I'm sorry! I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU ALL!
*blinks, looking at he knife clutched in her hand* Oh my God... *covers her mouth* Oh my God...
*gets up, heals knee, and teleports to Adra* Adra, calm down, it was merely an illusion. *slowly takes knife from hand* Are you all right?
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*shakes head, squeezing her eyes shut* No... No, I h-have to go *walks past him*
*goes and sits under tree unsure what to do*
Javier: *jumps down and goes by Zaf* Zaf...*kisses cheek*
Javier go away!
Javier: i will use my magic against you Zaf
Adra. *walks quickly up to her and turns, blocking her way* I understand if you need to sort this out on your own, and I won't stop you, but you must promise me you won't do anything reckless.
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RP: [Through earpiece]
Adra, it was an illusion, a nightmare. You're okay, you're not weak or worthless or a failure. And you're not alone.
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Of course I won't.
Javier dont you dare
Javier: watch me
Get away! *pushes off*
Javier: *grabs and pins Zaf to tree*
*kicks him in the knee like Niccolo did to me* i said get off!
Javier: *lets go of and falls against tree in pain*
*backs away not entirely sure what to do*
*into her earpiece* Zaf? *sniff* Zaf, what's going on?
I wouldn't expect it from you, but nightmares have their own special way of tearing us apart. *walks away to sit by the remnants of the fire*
*speaks into earpiece* Fabienne, are you still in the penitentiary?
*watches Zafira and Javier* Zafira, what exactly just happened?
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Niccolo he tried to use his magic against me and i did that move that snapped my knee tendons and i think i actually hurt him...
Adra Javier made you live your nightmare it wasn't real it was fake
*pushes her emotions aside* Well then where'd he go?
*nods* I had to make sure I was seeing that correctly... Has he gone mad?
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He's under the tree Adra i made his knee bend the wrong way he hasn't moved since *sits by Coco*
Yeah Niccolo i think he has...*sighs watching fire*
Yeah, I am. Sort of. Just outside it.
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*goes to sit in front of Javier, looking him in the eye, sitting with her legs tucked under her*
Javier: what do you want, Adra? *voice laced with pain*
I was going to say the same about you, Javier. *tilts her head to the side* Why's you attack me?
I'm afraid I'm not exactly qualified to deal with social or relationship dilemmas, so the best I can offer you is my condolences, which admittedly are not worth very much. What do you intend to do?
Fabienne, would you like me to fetch you?
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[Shrugs]
I guess.
Talk: I can't really participate in the roleplay anyway, since Mom and I are watching a documentary, so it doesn't matter much. I can attempt to order transportation from the magical EBay again if need be. :-P
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Talking: That's perfectly all right- I simply feel as though it is only proper for me to offer, even though I did notice your 'talking' umbrellas.
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Coco can I train with you?
*sighs and gets up, with no reaction, heading back inside the bar, picking up a broom, cleaning up*
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
DEZZELA OH MY GOD
JUST
I CAN'T EVEN
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Javier: Adra I attacked you because i wanted to
If you'd like to. *stands up and walks a few paces away from remnants of fire* But are you just going to leave him there?
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*calls out the window* Stupid reason if you ask me!
Yeah, thanks. But I'll be fine.
((Um, I think FabiTC trusts magical EBay more than Coco, sorry))
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Talking: Perfectly all right. I wouldn't trust me, either. In fact, I don't.
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I'm going to be here, Niccolo. I'll keep an eye on him.
I dont know honestly.
Javier: let me be Zaf i have a good view to watch you train
Well there you have it (talk; actually Coco can we train like maybe around 5-6pm? I got to go soon to get my retainer and the place is pretty far
Thank you, Adra, though I meant more along the lines of whether Zafira means to arrest him for assaulting the two of you.
Talking: Of course. I know of no reason why I shouldn't be here at that time.
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Oh. I suppose... *frowns* But it's Zaf's decision.
*glances around* Zaf?
Sorry was drying hair irl
And uh I will arrest him the next time he assults any of us. And Niccolo if he does so you have my permission to be as lethal as necessary
Talking: okay thanks! Sorry about having to like poof so much at bad times
*bites the inside of her cheek, but nods* As you wish. *pulls a fan from her coat pocket, and begins fanning herself*
It's burning up out here...
Adra he hasn't done anything crimminal before. If he had killed you I couldn't arrest him because technically you comitt suicide. See that's his advantage. So I am fair with anybody I gave him a fair warning next time he will be arrested and i really don't want to arrest my own husband but I will if I have to
How do you know he's never done anything illegal before?
That I know of.
Javier: Zaf can you take me to the Sanctuary?
No your punishment is to suffer
OH MY GOSH, RIGHT.
So today, there was a Coke vending machine thing in a local shopping centre where you could go and put whatever word you wanted on a Coek can for FREE. One day only. Open till 6 pm.
My friend really, really, really, REALLY wanted to go beacuse her name's pretty rare.
I get that. Same reason I have an Areo wrapper stuck on my wall.
But her mum wouldn't take her, so she had to get the bus into town with a friend, so I went with her. We took the first available bus after school (arrived at quatre to five) and paid £2.75 each for returns.
We sat on the bus for half an hour and then got there. We looked around the shopping centre. Couldn't find it. We were pretty puzzled, beacuse like, it said it was going to be there.
So we dejectedly went and stood my the bus stop, feeling a bit disappointed.
Then we saw it down the street. It was outside the shopping centre by all these cafés and these fountain things.
Technically, that is not IN the shopping centre, but we were like whatever, we found it!
The bus was due to arrive in ten minutes, so we legged it down the street in order to get there and back quick enough. As we ran past we could see people with personalised Coke cans walking in the opposite direction. Our excitment was rising.
We got there.
And were told, sorry, we've just closed.
There were people standing by the machines finishing, but nopppppe.
My friend: *desperately* Please!
Me: *protests* It's not six yet! *looks at watch* *sees it's quatre to six*
So we had to run back and stand at the bus stop waiting for the bus.
Two hours of our lives and £5.50, wasted.
I was incredibly pissed off.
My friend had really, really, really, really wanted a Coek can with her name on and was completely disappointed and absolutely fuming.
I would have got a Blogland-related ne and shown you all . . . *sighs*
OH MY FUCKING GOSH, IT WAS QUATRE TO SIX. IT SAID VERY CLEARLY THAT IT ENDED AT SIX. WE TRIPLE-CHECKED. HOW IN THE NAME OF SANITY IS THAT FAIR? *screams*
But on the shiny side, I was rolling around on my bedroom floor laughing my head of at you all worshipping that piece of grass. XD
And ohmygosh, when Adra asked if we were meant to eat it for communion . . . XD
I. DIED.
All that poetry and songs and prayers. *giggles*
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Talking: got to go guys be back between 5-6pm EST (aka Ari's timezone
Hunter- I'm glad to have made you laugh :)
Rp: Okay...
Sorry, I accidentally posted it as Hunter and had to change it. :/
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Talk: oh. Alrighty then :)
*finishes the tables, throwing the rag into the sink, and puts the broom up* Can I get you anything, Star? Food? Drink?
So yes guys, that's why I only just got here. -_-
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Also, Ember's fanfic is brilliant. :)
*was reading it this morning*
@Adra: No, thank you, but thank you anyway. :)
*sits there feeling pissed off*
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It wasn't a big deal, though. *shrugs*
Mmh.
I thought of a minor addition to my Hunter story today. :)
I may start roleplaying, I may not. I'll decide. *shrugs*
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Testing.
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STAR THAT'S THE THING THAT I GOT JANE AND MARALIE DONE ON THE CANS!!!
AND THAT IS SO STUPID. OH MY GOLDEN GOD. D:
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Oh... I think it's only you and me left anyway, so... *get herself a glass of water and another apple*
[Through earpiece] WHOA-AAAAAAAAAAAH!
[Hurdles across the sky on a broomstick, narrowly missing the explosive tree]
[Crash-lands in lake]
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*Roleplay.
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@Maraness: I know. :)
And I know. D:
*hugs* I love you. Just saying. :)
I think I may not roleplay - may just distantly talk. *wants to playlist*
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Okay. Nevermind then.
*stands up and jumps over the counter before running towards the lake* FABI! YOU'RE GETTING THE COMMUNICATOR WET!
[Swims to surface]
[Coughs up water]
S-sorry about that.
Talk: Maraaa, Starrrr! Hello! [hugs]
That's stupid. Maybe they ran out of cans?
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Hey, Fabi. :)
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[Dives down again and grabs my pack]
Thank gods that thing is waterproof.
[Leaves broomstick]
[Goes to the shore]
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@Fabi: Oh. Didn't think of that.
But surely not. They must just go all over the country doing it . . . And why would all four vending machines ryn out at once? :/
Brb, guys. Gonna go for a shower. Will be back asap, unless I get sidetracked, and I probably will. :P
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*stands there, waiting for Fabi* Well that is an entrance if I've ever seen one
Talk: See you Star!
RP: [Laughs] Uh, you could say that. The broomstick is automatic. It seems to pick a speed by how panicked you are, how fast your pulse is. And if say you're really high up (not actually that high) and you start getting nervous because you don't know how to stop... Let's just say I won't be using that again.
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... Magical Ebay?
You think? [Laughs]
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Can we get some things lol? Browse?
Apologies for disappearing- I've returned now. Has anything of importance happened in my absence?
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[Shakes the water out of the communicator]
Hm. One of the wires blew.
[Opens back and rummages around until I find some spare parts and a tiny screwdriver]
[Takes apart earpiece]
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Sure. (gives Adra the URL) Just don't, y'know, trust it.
(I might actually make a "magical eBay" blog sometime. It sounds like fun, actually! XD)
Uh, I'm back in Blogland? And a bit wet, but whatever! XD
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Talking: I believe a magical E-Bay blog would be quite amusing and widely appreciated. It sounds rather brilliant to me.
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*puts it into her phone and walks back to the bar, scrolling through everything* Just going through magical ebay- OOH!
Grenades that give off a gas that temporarily screw your magic?
*buys*
Talk: And now I have go, lunch. Enjoy!
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*glances up at the sky, and takes a big sniff of the air* We should probably get inside, guys. I think there's a storm coming.
*smiles grimly* Do you mean that metaphorically, or physically?
That was a rhetorical question, by the way.
Talking: Goodbye, Fabienne.
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Ez: Hunter, stop levitating, you're creeping him out.
Hunter: *looks at her* Well, you know what, Ez? *grins* I'm too fly to care.
Ez: . . . That was absolutely hilarious. I'm just dying of laughter.
Hunter: Oh, shut up.
AND NOW I HAVE WINGS STUCK IN MY HEAD. :)
Fun.
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*scuttles inside as the rain begins to come down and lightning strikes somewhere*
I'd suggest you two come in before you get soaked
*follows Adra inside*
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Hmmm.. *glances outside* We left Javier out there. Should we bring him in?
*stares outside for a long while, then sighs* I'll go and get him. *teleports to Javier, then back inside*
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*peers around the corner, and point to Javier to sit in a chair*
*pulls out her own chair at a table, breathing out* well it's been a hectic, and it's barely even over
It certainly has been. I do feel for Zafira. And for you.
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*shrugs* just a normal day at work, I suppose... Though usually someone's died by now.
Talk: Hello again.
RP: [Dashes inside] I do not need to get any wetter, thank you very much!
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*waves* Nice of you to join us, Fabi. Take a chair! Sit down! Stay a while
That reminds me, I've never asked what you do for a living. That goes for both of you, actually. What exactly are your jobs?
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[Takes a seat]
So...uh, what now?
Talk: I'm working on a "Magical eBay Blog" but I'm trying to think of something better to call it. Any ideas?
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I'm an Elder in the American Sanctuary, and I work with catching the bad guys and keeping the mortal world from discovering us... In my free time I go on many dangerous adventures, half of them just because, and the other half alchemy-related.
You?
I'm freelance. [Shrugs] I do a bit of this and that. Weapon-making and fixing, hunting down criminals, information. [Eyes gleam slightly]
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MageBay___ DO IT
. . . YOu know, because techincally he's FLYING? XD
AHAHA, MY JOKES ARE TERRIBLE. XD
Hunter keeps inventing all this crap and giving it to Ez to test without her knowing. Once he invented these grenades that only set off when something living jumps on them with enough force.
It went like this XD:
Ez: *throws grenade*
Hunter: Oh, that won't work, those ones only work when something living jumps on them with enough force. In theory.
Ez: AND WHAT FUCKING GOOD ARE THEY AGAINST ROBOTS?
Hunter: I don't know, but it's an interesting experiment.
Ez: What is the POINT of them?
Hunter: They're round, they don't have points.
Ez: What sort of idiot makes a grenade that only kills our side and not the enemy?
Hunter: Well, I wanted to see if it would work.
Ez: By killing someone?
Hunter: It could have just killed a rabbit.
Ez: How often do I throw grenades at rabbits?
Hunter: It doesn't have to be a rabbit YOU see.
Ez: But you gave it to ME!
Hunter: You could put a blindfold on to throw it at the rabbit.
Ez: Okay, let's rephrase that. How often am I NEAR rabbits?
Hunter: Not a lot.
Ez: Exactly.
Hunter: But you're going to be near one today.
Ez: I am?
Hunter: Yeah. you're going to go near one to test my grendade on it, because you're nice.
Ez: No.
Hunter: Please?
Ez: NO. What is the point of testing a grenade you'll never use, anyway?
Hunter: *frowns* Why would we never use it?
Ez: Because IT DOESN'T WORK?
Hunter: It wors on humans we might want to kill.
Ez: And how many humans would exsessively stamp on a grenade?
Hunter: . . . We might want to someday kill a human who loved stamping on grenades.
Ez: I'm pretty sure a human like that would have died before he got time to get into it enough to love it.
Hunter: He could have practised on fake plastic grenades.
Ez: So why would he want to stamp on a real grenade?
Hunter: He might be suicidal.
Ez: And why would throwing an ordinary grenade not work on him?
Hunter: . . . It would work.
Ez: So what is the POINT in your grenade?
Hunter: Well, one day, bunny rabbits might take over the earth.
Ez: And how many of them owuld jump on grenades?
Hunter: Not a lot, but every little helps.
Ez: Would they even be able to jump hard enough?
Hunter: . . . No . . . beacuse they're too light. But if ELEPAHNTS want to take over the world . . .
Ez: I don't think elephants can jump.
Hunter: Oh, they can.
TBC.
Ez: Have you ever seen one?
Hunter: Admittedly NO, but there's this joke, and it goes - can an elephant jump higher than a house? And the other person says, no, don't be a complete onion. And the first person says, yes it can, houses can't jump. And the second person laughs if they're me and stands there going "Yeah, hilarious, Hunter" in a sarcastic voice if they're you. But the point is, the joke wouldn't work if elephants couldn't jump, so therefore, elephants can jump!
Ez: Have you thought that the general public are just complete morons and don't actually have a clue whether the joke is accurate or not?
Hunter: Yep. But seeing as I would be selling them to the general public, it would work.
Ez: But there isn't an elephant invasion.
Hunter: Yes, but if there WAS.
Ez: Can't you invent them when there is?
Hunter: But the elephants might have killed me first.
Ez: But wouldn't ordinary grenades work on elephants too?
Hunter: . . . Yes.
Ez: So, back the tghe beginning. WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT?
Hunter: . . . There isn't one, but true inventions aren't invented to have a point. They're invented to be complex and science-y.
Ez: Yeah, I'm pretty sure true inventions are invented to be useful.
Hunter: No, they're not. You've just be brainwashed by the elephants into thinking that.
Ez: . . . Please tell me you don't believe elephants are evil now?
Hunter: BUT THEY ARE EVIL!
Ez: *facepalm* You know what, just shut up. I give in. You're right about everything.
Hunter: Even yellow shower curtains?
Ez: If you want.
Hunter: YES! *jumps around screaming*
Ez: Shut up.
May have got a BITTTTTTT carried away there . . .
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*How often do I see rabbits?
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Talk: What. Was that. It was glorious.
I don't exactly work anywhere. I've spent my lifetime avoiding contact with others whenever possible. If I ever spoke to anyone, I killed them not long afterwards. Since I met Aretha, I've acted almost as a sort of shadow- we train a vast majority of the time she doesn't spend working, and whenever she is working I keep an eye on her. My policy is to never interfere with her fights unless she starts dying, which is rare at most.
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So you've always been moving? ave you ever thought about getting a permanent place? I don't know, maybe something on the mundane British countryside
I've never actually considered it. I make an effort not to return to the same place more than once- with the exception of Aretha's place. And I never actually stay there, it's just our meeting point.
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Hm... I can't really see you doing the whole domestic thing. At least, right now. *shrugs* I've bought a few houses over the years... One in America, a beautiful Island in Greece, in Russia... And one in Ireland.
Of course, work was always calling so I only stayed in a certain house for five years, tops, but it wasn't too shoddy.
Once Hunter made keyrings that started bleeping when you told them there was danger. XD
Ez: . . . WHY?
Hunter: It's an alarm, duh. It warns you there's danger!
Ez: . . . But you'd already know there was danger???
Hunter: How would you?
Ez: Well, you'd know there was danger to tell it there was danger?
Hunter: I didn't think of that . . . But they still warn other people!
Ez: Does shouting not work?
Hunter: You could be a a different place to your keyring.
Ez: Then how owuld you tell it there was danger?
Hunter: . . . Oh, okay, fail. But it could be useful if you had gag on and couldn't shout.
Ez: But then how would you talk to your keyring?
Hunter: . . . You wouldn't . . . But I suppose you oculd tell them you were in danger when you weren't, for fun. You could sell them to kids!
Ez: So basically, you've invented a voice-activated device that amkes noise.
Hunter: Yes.
Ez: Don't these exist already?
Hunter: Yeah, but these only react to the word 'danger', so they're awesomer.
Ez: So you're invented a depressing voice-activated device that makes noise.
Hunter: The depressingness is its unique selling point.
Ez: And it puts people off the product.
Hunter: Well, I don't need money, so as long as I sell one, I'm happy, and I will sell one, so I will be happy.
Ez: How do you know?
Hunter: Well, you're going to buy it.
Ez: No I am not.
Hunter: Please?
Ez: No.
Hunter: I'll give you the money to buy it?
Ez: Wouldn't that make it you buying it?
Hunter: Well, could you recommend it to a friend?
Ez: No.
Hunter: Why not?
Ez: I'd be embarrassed.
Hunter: You know, you're so nice to me.
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Hunter teleports his house to differnet locations. :)
Everyone justs comes down in the morning and there's a differnet view out the windows and they're just like HUNTER WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE NOW? XD
*feels like Mara when she goes on about 1D*
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OH MY GOD
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW AMAZING THIS FEELS
FINALLY...I HAVE INTERNET AGAIN!
I have been without internet for about a week, hence my sudden disappearance from the blog.
But, oh my god...this, THIS. I never knew I'd miss this blog so much!
I am back home!
Huzzah!!
It literally felt as if I'd lost a limb. Absolute dire abomination.
However, on the plus side, I was able to get lots of reading and writing (and watching of Criminal Minds...*cough* MORGAN <3 *cough*) done :)
ANYWAY, how is everyone?? (Don't feel too obliged to answer - dinner is soon so I might suddenly dash :P )
:D
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!
Dear LORD, I am SOO freaking happy now!! :D :D
It's quite appalling, and vaguely disgusting, how dependent on the internet I am....
OH WELL :P
I HEARD 1D.
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FLORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *tacklehugs*
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I can see the advantage of having places like that. If nothing else, it must be nice to have somewhere you know you'll be safe if you need it. I would even go so far as to say that having your own place contributes to the feeling of having a steady life. At the very least it's a constant. But I've never had any real need for constants. Not the way I live.
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Talking: Hello to everyone who just arrived.
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@Mara: *laughs* I mention both you and 1D and 1D is the word you latch onto. *hugs* :)
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Talking: Sorry I poofed! I had to reboot the Internet I don't know what it's called thing!
FLORAAA
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*hugs Fabi* HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. :)
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Talk: And Star, Hunter is WEIRD. I know that much, even if we haven't met before.
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*hugs Star*
WELL, YEAH. :P
Why are the 1D girlfriends so pretty it makes me feel so ugly dAMN YOU ELEANOR CALDER AND PERRIE EDWARDS no just joking i love you both you're perfect<3
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*gets up to make herself some tea* Just because it's where you live, doesn't mean that it's home. And just because it's home doesn't mean it's safe.
Roleplay: *sits in 1DHouse* *hums Popular Song*
*has no clue what to do, really*
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Talk: ZERRIE! [hugs Mara]
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Talking: Hiiii! [hugs Star back] How is anyone who feels like answering the question?
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That's true. I suppose some part of me is still stuck on memories from over 500 years ago. It's different for everyone, I'm sure. Aretha certainly views her place as home, but many people don't.
What is your definition of home, then?
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Talk: *hugs Fabi* ZERRIE!:)
I'M THINKING ABOUT MAKING A WALL DEDICATED TO THE 1D GIRLFRIENDS BECAUSE THEY ARE PERFECT OKAY. AND I'M MAKING ONE FOR DANIELLE TOO BECAUSE SHE WAS STILL A 1D GIRLFRIEND EVEN THOUGH PAYZER IS NO MORE :(
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Hmmm... That's a good question. I suppose home is, well... Me. I've become so self-dependent since the war, I haven't really needed anyone to support me. I've been to many places, but none of them even feel right. I suppose my actual birth come is a small village in Estonia... but has since then been destroyed.
@Fabi: Yeah, you mentioned you hadn't met in your ded and I was like, laughing . . . XD
One day, you must meet. :)
Weirdness is saving humanity because weird is anotehr word for difference and difference within a species is biodiversity and biodiversity is necessary for the survival of a species! :)
The only thing wrecking my theory is the fact Hunter isn't human. XD
Someone may find it interesting to know - I've been acting quite a bit more crazy since I invented Hunter. He's a bad influence. XD
I was annoyed at him yesterday beacise I wanted to lie on the floor (this was at school, at lunch, when we were standing on the concrete outside the building where the toilets are. There were other students about who didn't know us. It would have looked weird. Very weird.) and I wouldn't have done if Hunter didn't like lying on he ground. :P
I'm good. :)
@Maraness: But you're a pretty little butterfly! *frowns*
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The majority of accients happen in homes, because people feel safe tehre so aren't as alert to the dangers.
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But there is a place, isn't there, where you go when you're feeling distressed? You always go somewhere, and I'm certain it's the same place every time. I'm also certain that must be where you've left your friends. What do you call that?
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YOU KNOW WHAT.
*walks up to Eleanor & Perrie posters with some swagger*
Hey, I've got a bone to pick with... *trails off*
*collapses because of the beauty*
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*sighs* Those aren't my friends, Niccolo.
And I like to call it "Angst Valley"
Talk: [Blinks innocently] Well we haven't met, have we? So of course I mentioned it.
And weirdness is awesome! It means you can be a pirate inbetween dance classes and people will think "Oh, that's just Fabi being weird again," and sometimes even join in because the girls at dance are all really nice except for a few who are overconfident and will act horrible to anyone who beats them at anything.
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RP: Watches Niccolo and Adra, but doesn't say anything.
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*hugs Fabi* You're awesome. :)
Did I mean to tell you that unexpectedly, or was that someone else? *frowns*
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Talk: [hugs back] Thanks. :-) You, too.
And I don't know!
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DON'T LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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First?
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First?
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First?
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