It's getting harder and harder to find the time to watch movies these days, so you'd think my criteria for the films I DO get to watch would improve, right? Like, I should probably make the decision to ONLY watch movies that have a chance of being actually good, and to stay away from films I've heard are terrible. Right? Right.
But where's the fun in that?
Besides, adopting such a sensible attitude to movie-watching would have robbed me of the delight of realising that two films I expected to be absolute rubbish turned out to be surprisingly good fun. Let's take the first one— a sequel to one of the worst films I've seen in the last few years.
GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra was an awful film. I mean, it was just dreadful. It was so bad that I felt compelled to talk about it on this very Blog, way back in 2009. Here is what I said about it:
"I now hate this movie, for it is awful. It is worse than X-Men 3. It is even worse than Transformers 2. I have not hated a film so much since I saw Van Helsing. Van Helsing was directed by the same man. There are lessons in life I should learn, and yet learn them I do not."
Ah, good times. This was back when I was writing Dark Days. What a fantastic book that was.
Sorry, where was I? Oh yes.
The first GI Joe was horrible. It had a stupid story and stupid action and stupid characters and everything was stupid. It had the worst CGI I'd seen in a long time and they'd taken a monumentally dumb approach to the whole thing. They gave the Joes super robot suits, for god's sake.
So naturally, knowing how much I hated the first one, I went ahead and watched the sequel. And maybe it's because I expected it to be every bit as bad— but it was actually pretty cool.
The story was still dumb. COBRA'S ultimate plan was just daft. But there were so many cool bits in it. The ninjas on the mountain. Adrianne Palicki jogging. Cobra Commander's AWESOME outfit. Adrianne Palicki in the red dress. Bruce Willis and his house of guns. Adrianne Palicki doing stuff.
And the two best scenes were between the Rock and Channing Tatum. The video game and the sharpshooting. Funny writing, funny performances- if every scene was as good as these two, it would have been an amazing movie. As it was, it was fun, action-packed, quite stupid, but there is NOTHING about it you'd hate after watching it.
Oh, but there is ONE moment I should mention. To show how high tech the Joes are, they're given all these cool gadgets at the start. One of these gadgets is a pair of gloves that MELTS THROUGH a chainlink fence. Melts THROUGH it! How awesome is that?? No more waiting around for the extra few seconds while they cut through the fence with stupid, old-fashioned fence cutters! No way! Now they save VITAL SECONDS by using these gloves! And the best thing? THEY GLOW BRIGHT ORANGE! So instead of dumb soldiers cutting through a fence with stupid fence cutters in the dark, being all sneaky and stuff, now the Joes can cut through the fence and alert any enemy within a five mile radius to their presence at the same time! Yippee!
(But apart from this moment of dumbness, it's not a bad movie. I swear.)
And the other film I thought would be awful was Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters.
I heard this was diabolical. It's not. There are parts of this that are SO COOL. The witches are the best witches ever in the world EVER. They're evil and hideous but no two are alike. The make-up is brilliant. Famke Janssen is the head witch, and it takes guts to turn one of the most beautiful women in the world into a hideous monster, but they do it, and she's utterly brilliant.
It's a lovely idea at its core— what would Hansel and Gretel be like when they grew up?— and while it's set in a vague time, hundreds of years ago, the language and the music are modern day, which adds to the anarchic quality of it all. That said, the American accents sported by Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton are a tad distracting, especially seeing as how everyone else has a thick European accent. But come on... Renner's cool and Gemma Arterton is Gemma Arterton. Mmmm Gemma Arterton...
Word of warning, though. This looks like a family film, like a slightly dark fairytale, but it's not. It revels in bad language and gore. There are exploding heads a-plenty. So naturally I loved it.
I don't know if I'd ever watch either of these movies for a second time, but they were pretty damn good the first time out. Which was a really nice surprise.
Monday, July 22, 2013
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«Oldest ‹Older 4401 – 4600 of 4990 Newer› Newest»Goodbye, then, Fabienne. I hope you are alright.
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*laughs* Okay I get it for sure Coco! I still dunno whu you didnt take Javier's name he probably rather you have his magic
Bye fabi.
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Bye Fabi
No. *shakes head* No, no one deserves that... I would not wish such a thing upon anyone, much less Javier whose only sin was beyond his control. It would only increase the havoc in my mind, at any rate, which is something I would rather not do.
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Ah right...*smiles sadly* I wish I could feel remosre for things i did as Justaria in the war...I just..ugh she's annoying! At least you understand me, Niccolo
To a certain degree. Although I do not quite understand how someone else's understanding would improve your situation in any way.
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It just makes the other feel like they aren't alone in what they feel
I suppose that has some currency. I am afraid I must go now, however. Goodbye, Zafira and Trip. *vanishes*
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It appears you and I are alone Niccolo
Or not...bye Coco...*sighs* lonliness
I'm still here.
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Ooh good I have a feeling I wont see Coco till the morning so ant ideas what to do??
Random note I wonder should I write Zaf's point of view being inside Alastair's head?
I don't know.
Actually, I should sleep. Bye for a week for real this time!
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I give up i'm here until i sleep or whatever idk
I HAVE BEEN AWAKE FOR SEVENTEEN HOURS STRAIGHT. I AM NOT MEANT TO DO THAT.
Going to sleep now,
DEATH IF YOU COME ON LATER, AND ACTUALLY IF YOU DON'T AS WELL, YOU'RE AMAZING. [pokes]
SNOW, YOU TOO
AND DUCK
AND MISTI
AND SAPH
AND MISSY
AND DAU (though you won't be here...:-(...)
AND ELD
AND ANY OTHER NZ/AUSSIEMINIONS
OR OTHER MINIONS FROM ANYWHERE ELSE
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I leave now
IS THERE ANY LIFEFORMS PRESENT
If by lifeforms you mean me, then yes, there are lifeforms present.
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*moans*
IT'S SEVEN TWENTY-NINE IN THE BLOODY MORNINGGGGG
Ugh. Why do I have to go to Dublin ;-;
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Hi ... if anyone's here ...
is snow here still?
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I don't know
But Hi Sherlock! How are you? *hugs*
fine thank you, and hello
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Right.
Just popped in to say that i will get on when I can today, in between flights. *hugs all*
. . . I couldn't get to sleep till after two in the morning because coughing. And my parents were getting me a drink and honey and a cough sweet and extrq pillows, but ut wasn't until my mum got me medicone to make me drowsy that I drifted off.
Now my mum's saying she might have to take me to the doctors . . . :/
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i wont be on at times today as i have to rearrange furniture
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SORRY SORRY SORRY!!!!!!! I ZONED OUT AND WHEN I CAM BAKE I HAD TO HAVE A BATH THEN IT WAS DINNER!!!!!!!! SORRY!!!!!!
God I HAVE to start telling people that I might be distant!
Hi all that cave come on in my absence! How are you?
And uh yeah I mbd
*is here*
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Hi all! I have decided to come back to Blogland! How are you all then?
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Hello?...
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RHYDIAN! *screams*
YAAAAAAAAAY! :)
Glad yo didn't leave. :)
Sorrt, I distonated because nobody was on . . .
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I'm kinda glad as well...My head's been everywhere at the moment. Little depressed. How are you?
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I'm good.
DUCK CTHULHU!
(Sorry, just like opportunities to use that. In other words, my brother's sitting here watching me type. O_O)
Glad you're glad. :)
Sorry you're sad. :(
(That rhyme was unintentional.)
Maybe you should tie your head to a door to stop it wandering off everywhere . . .
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Hi Star, Hi Rhy
How are you both?
Hey Misti! :)
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Good idea Star! lol!
Hi Misti! I'm good! You?
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Hellooooo! How are you all?
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I'm good, Misti. Sorry, forgot to answer. :P
I wonder if my emoticons mind not having noses . . . *frowns*
I would ask them, but I don't know how to communicate with them . . . :?
ALRIGHT, NOW I FEEL LIKE HUNTER. BAAAAAAAAAAD!
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@Rhydian: Thanks. :)
HEY DRAGONA! :)
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Hi Dragona! how are you?
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I gave my borther my phone to play on, so I think he's stopped watching me.
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*brother
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It's really annoying when someone's watching you type...Especially when in Blogland. My sister sometimes looks at the computer screen and I tell her to go. She doesn't and I have to switch to my phone. Siblings can be annoying.
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Hey Star!! :) Nice to see you!
Hi Rhydian! I'm good, thank you! I thought you had left?
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I'm good thanks
Hi Dragona How are you?
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I did Dragona...Then I came back. Ta Dah! I talked to Lia (A.K.A. Flora) I feel better now.
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Hi Sparrowhawk I don't think we've met? Hi How are you?
Hi Misti! I'm fine, thanks, and you?
Now I'm really happy, Rhydian! I think you should know that, so I told you^^
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Hello Sparrow! Nice to meet you!
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I'm good thanks!
wbd
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Mbd. Watching tragic Oswin vids. Might write about her. So tragic.
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(Oswin Oswald)
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SIBLINGS CAN BE IMMESNELY ANNOYING.
But they can be nice too. :)
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CLARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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Well, I like my little sister^^ And most of the time I think she likes me too^^
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*tosses Smith and Wessons and silver bullets to everyone*
LETS GO WEREWOLF HUNTING
Who's Clara, Star?
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*curls up in a ball on a hammock*
I'll be here in about an hour... Maybe an hour thirty.
*yawns*
*waves*
I think Clara may be my favourite companion...And that is saying something. Rose. Amy. I MISS THEM SO MUCH! But I just love Clara!(I think everyone loves her) Whouffle! How can you not ship that?
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. . . I read this book, and at the back after the book had ended, it was mentioning other good books, because books do that. And there's this book, and I don't know the title or the author, and it's about this girl who was created to be the perfect copy of this other girl. And then the other girl dies and the clone girl has to take over and try and be here.
And I really want to read it.
(And that was vaguely connected to Oswin because she was never allowed to be a proper human either.)
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Poor Oswin...it's so hard not to cry, when watching that episode...It's so sad!
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Oh um dose anyone know any good SP fanfic's?
Clara is a companion from Doctor Who. Oswin Oswald, whom Rhydian was talking about, is another incarnation of her. :)
Hey Adra! :)
@Sparrow: UH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That's cruel. People can't HELP being werewolves. That's like killing people just because they have mental issues.
You may hunt werewolves if you want. However, Hunter will appear and probably try to stop you. Except he might try to elaborately stop you in a way that might not work, because tat makes it more exciting.
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Sorry, Misit, I don't read SP fanfic. :(
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. . . Hunter isn't really very good at simply getting a job done.
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I do occasionally...I'm to busy writing fanfic's!
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And also -
*fanfics
(Sorry, I'm a grammar Nazi.)
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Oh! Now I undestand^^ Well... I might make me some enemys now, but I have never watched Doctor Who. I'm even not sure if it is on in Germany...
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It's really fun to create characters...and then somehow getting rid of them. I've created many.
Doctor Who is amazing.
But that's okay if you haven't watched it. :)
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I know basically what it is about but I have never watched it... I would like to but it really isn't on here, I just found out.
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@Rhydian: IT IS. :)
I find it hard to kill my main characters off though . . . I love them too much. :P
Has any of you ever killed yourself off?
Because in BfB Zath killed me off without telling me beforehand and I found it absolutely hilarious. Fun times. :)
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ok thank any way!
@Star: Yes! I have killed myself before! but I find a way to bring myself back. I think I've died about five times this month...Not sure. May be six.
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@Dragona: Oh. :(
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IT SHOULD BE ON THERE.
Merlin was on in France . . .
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*hugs Dragona* :(
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@Rhydian: *laughs*
THAT SOUNDS REALLY FUN. :)
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I never write about mysef though, sooooo.
I also ever write fanfic . . .
:/
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*never
*facepalm*
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It does...And I discovered that most of my characters are inspired by friends...0_0 From School...And a few family members...I've killed a few...Only the ones I don't like that much...Does that make me a very bad relative?
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Star, does Hunter procrastinate?
THERE WAS THIS CHARACTER IS THIS BOOK CALLED STAR
And my friend's sisters, one of her middle names is Star. My friend has 9 full brothers and sisters and they have a mini-bus to take them around. Middle names of theirs include Clover, Star, Titania, Harmony. I don't really remember, but I think the youngest is called Red Bugg. My friend has a nice name though: Zinnia.
Rhydian!!!!! You're still here!!!:):):):):)
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And for some reason recent events remind me of Doctor Who...It's very odd.
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@Ieni: YES I AM! YOU WON'T GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY! :D
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Yaaaay!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
What if I ate your leg?;D
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Yeah I've killed my Mistical a number of times ... technically two but she should have died at least another three
If ate my leg? Very random question...If you ate my leg then I may need a wheel chair.
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@Ieni: REALLY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? O_O
And REALLY???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? O_O O_O
O_O
YAY!!! :)
*has never met anyone called Star, fictional or otherwise*
*otehr than myself, obviously*
Your firend has a very interesting family. :P
(IT SOUNDS LIKE A COOL FAMILY THOUGH. :))
@Rhydian: No, I don't think so. It's not like you've killed THEM, is it? ANyway, look what Derek's put Valkyrie though, and she's based on a real person. :)
And I don't think Hunter procrastinates, Ieni . . . idk. He just doesn't do things straightly and logically, he'd rather do them in an interesting way.
Although sometimes he just does things, to get them out of the way with.
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@Star: Good point...It is a lot better to do it to someone fictional than to them in real life. It's healthy.
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@Ieni: And Zinnia is a nice name. :)
I was reading this book the other week and the protagonist was called Zinnia Taylor . . . :)
Ah. VERY, VERY MSD.
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mbd...
Oh and Star: Merlin was on in Germany too! I loved it! But I hated how it ended....
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@Rhydian: Yes. :)
Plus you can take your anger out of irl people by doing stuff to them fictionally. :)
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@Dragona: YAY! :)
And the ending was so saddddddddd. D:
Sorry, gtg. :(
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I wrote a very sad story the other day...It was a book where me and my friend were the main characters. I had to say goodbye...So sad.
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Bye Star!
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Bye Star! have a good day/night!
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Gtg now. Bye! I'll be back later!
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Dose anyone want to read something that I wrote today?
It's not SP related it's just something a came up with on Tuesday.
here's the link if you do want to read it.
http://mistical-future.blogspot.com.au/2013/07/brave-warrior-and-fire-part-1.html
Hope that you like it
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Bye Rhy!
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Hi Iain!
Bye Iain and anyone else that is on!
Sorry to just meet you than leave you Iain but I gtg. So bye all!
... that's odd a swear there was a comment from a person named Iain Fraser just after I said bye to Rhydian ... now I'm confused ...
*IS BACK*
But wbd and msd.
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... there must be a ghost in blogland!!!!
AHHHHHHH THERE'S A GHOST IN BLOGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hehehehehe ... but I swear that there was a comment by a person named Iain ...
and now I'm actually going so bye to anyone that's on!
Sometimes comments poof, Misti . . .
FOURS! :(
*is still here*
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Staaaar! :) I'm back as well, YAY!
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HEY DRAGONA! :)
Sorry, I poffed because no one was on and started reading YouTube comments.
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Wow... when I read youtube comments I must be VERY bored...
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*laughs*
I often read them. Sometimes interesting things are said. More often, I see a load of people being stupid and wonder why on earth I bother . . .
Oh damn. Really sorry. Gtg, bbs.
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It's ok, Star. I have to go too but I don't think I'll be back so soon... I have to clean my room. That will take a long time xD
I think I'll be back around 6 p.m. in my time. That's 5 p.m. in the time that is shown under the comments, I think. Bye till then! I hope that someone will be there then!
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THE BLOGLAND IS MINE MUAHAHAHAHA
*cough, sputters* Right. Now. FOR MY FIRST DECREE I DECLARE THAT ALL MEN AND WOMEN MUST SPEAK AS FROM THE VICTORIAN ERA-I'M SURE MOST OF YOU REMEMBER.
ALL FOR- AYE.
ALL OPPOSED???
THE MOTION PASSES
Splendid. *takes a sip of her tea* Now, then that that matter is settled I'd like to bring to mind a second decree, that...
*frowns*
My apologies, nothing seemes to come to my attention.
Never you mind, then. *sits*
Hell, this makes me sound like a crazy but today, I met Diablo, my MC character.
I was happily walking down the street when I saw a man, about twenty years old and wearing black from head to toe. I shrugged and kept walking. I noticed this freaky guy was following me so I turned around and confronted him. I asked him why he was following me - I thought I was being paranoid - but he said I reminded him of someone he knew. Wearily, I asked for his name and he said, to my utter horror, Diablo.
And that's when I started to freak. This man, who'd I'd never seen before in my entire life, had just claimed he had the same first name as my scary/deceptive character who invaded Ian's body and took me hostage; my guardian angel.
So, I began talking to this very random familiar man. He said he grew up in Ireland and came to Australia searching for something. He didn't tell me what and I didn't press it. He said he had a younger brother that passed away when Diablo was seven; he was murdered. I asked him, very cautiously what the younger brother's name was and almost sobbed when he said it was Ian. I was internally crying and thrashing and hating and was scared quite out of my mind.
I thought, "Oh my God. He stalks my MC chapters!" But reasoning made me think otherwise. Why would this man be bothered to read my stories about crazy villains and gorgeous psychics? I decided it was just a scary coincidence and I began to walk off. But he grabbed my arm and told me very sternly, "Don't go on (insert name) Road tonight." Okay, that's when I hit him and ran for home.
Scary thing is, I was on that road earlier tonight and the street was full of cop cars sectioning off part of the road. We asked an officer what was happening and he said there was a crash. Two cars. One man airlifted to hospital and the other was still trying to get free.
I can't even begin to tell you how scared I was.
I met Diablo. My MC character who is only that, a character. He's my guardian angel in real life. He's looking out for me when I'm sleeping and when no one else is there. I can't tell you how relieved I am to have someone like that; someone lurking in the shadows, saving me and helping me.
I can't tell anyone though, I'll be taken to the police station and told to make a report on this man. The man that could have saved my life tonight.
I have always known that I had a guardian angel. Ever since last year when I fell over on the road, bearly missing an oncoming car that I hadn't seen. He's picked up my lost items, he's saved me several times from being hit by a car (latest was Wenesday, not the one just passed, the one before), he's made me remember and he's always been there when I thought I was alone in the dark. He's always been a shoulder to cry on and a best friend, even if I hadn't met him until this moment.
*hums to herself, pulling out a bow and arrow from behind where she's sitting, plucking the string, testing it*
How...aerodynamic
Whoa. Death.
Of course, please resume, you'll need it
*pulls back a the bow, notching an arrow, and letting it fly, where it hits an apple, hanging on a tree, to where the apple falls off, arrow still attached*
*retrieves the apple, taking a bite*
Yep. I still have it
*grins* I really ought to use this more often. *pulls on a metal brace, snapping it over her arm, and stringing up another arrow, drawing it back and letting it fly at the door of the bar, where it wedged between the door and the wall*
*takes out her earpiece*
In addition to Fabi's idea... I think it would be helpful if we all have, not only trackers, but a sort of alert system as well. Perhaps a certain dial, or code, or simple press of a button could suffice, and it will alert anyone of your current position and convey your need for help.
Of course the amulets would bring you to them... But. *frowns* I feel like I might just be repeating Fabi's invention so I suppose I'll have to ponder on it a bit more
Or perhaps I think we all should have a back up system- like, say, in battle. We all are constantly getting hurt and if we all are fighting for our lives, it would be nice to have an extra healing pack or extra energy type thing that we could inject into ourselves- for a boost.
*nods* I'll get to it. *pulls a few items from her bag and begins to wire them together, programming*
Like for instance, this concoction I've come up with. *throws Adra a syringe with a glowing mixture in it*
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*catches it* that is helpful. *smiles sadly* unfortunately I'm about to board another three hour flight, so I think this conversation will be short lives, but I ought to be able to stay for around another twenty more minutes at least
I've got two hours. *laughs* Then I have to pack.
I made it from the energy orb we got from the warrior.
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*lifts the syringe* I suppose that would be possible... Has it been tested?
And what time must you leave?
Four. I'm leaving tommorrow, but I have to pack at four.
We tested it on some Hobbits. One was an amputee, and his arm grew back. That was cool and unexpected. It also appears to temporarily supercharge magic.
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Solid. Have there been any reverse effects? Symptoms of ill will?
And surely pack wouldn't take the rest of the day, would it? I believe I packed last night for... Twenty minutes?
I don't know, but I have to go and pack at four. When I return is unknown....
Well, Hobbits are very well meaning and sturdy creatures, if it does have those effects on humans, it didn't on them. But, as it was made of the soul of a /really/ evil person, it's certainly a possibility.
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Oh that's brilliant. I'm sure the first hung we all need on our plate is a mindless zombie army.
And I do hope to see you later, before you go...
*frowns* For science and all that...
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*jabs needle into arm*
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*laughs* Of course, science.
*pauses* why, was there something else?
*jumps to her feet* You bloody moron! What've you done?
Stabbed myself with a needle. *injects fluid* Now I've injected potentially soul destroying fluid into my bloodstream.
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*appears* *laughs* Have you all determined to imitate my colloquial?
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You're lucky that I must turn my phone off at this time. But when I return, you should run. I'm sorely temped to slap you.
*glares*
But in the event that you are unable to return, I suppose this might be goodbye. *hugs* for a week.
Don't get yourself killed
*hugs* Pah! Like anything could kill me irl! *laughs*
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*frowns* I'm afraid I don't understand Niccolo.
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Niccolo?
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I'M SO HAPPY DEATH HAS A GUARDIAN ANGEL. :)
*believes about the Diablo thing*
And apparently I AM going to the doctors. Yaaaaay . . . -_-
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Adra declared you all ought to speak in a more Victorian style. I cannot help but recognize many of my mannerisms in your speech.
Hello, Star.
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COCO!!!! *falls from tree* Hey Niccolo
Huzzah! You can be... doctrified! Yeah! Doctrified!
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Dear god. Zaf, I know you're smitten and all, but hello would be nice.
Also hi zaf and Star. And Niccolo from earlier.
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Hi Trip sorry I get distracted by certain people
I can speak more formally if I wish to. I simply do not wish to the majority of the time.
By the way, I regret to inform you that I may be distant and might suddenly disappear.
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No Zaf. You get distracted by Niccolo.
Moving swiftly on!
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(I just realized if Derek actually reads the roleplay and i eventually date Coco Derek's my adoptive father as is Holly my mother...poor Coco)
Hello, Zafira. Do have care not to continuously fall from your tree.
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I should try not to....Oh I have something I found in Alexis's room *hands you one of your knives* she's grounded for that as she pick pocketed
(Sorry, I had to go and recaptured my rabbit. She'd made an escape attempt and hopped over to the garden belonging to the next house.)
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*recapture
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That one is not real. I left several replicas lying around for her. It would seem she fails to realize how exceedingly difficult it is to steal something from me unless I am allowing it. In 500 years only one has managed to steal one of my knives when I did not want her to, and that is only because I was appallingly off guard. And I was only off my guard- I am never off guard, not even now- because... There were extenuating circumstances. Emotions were my fatal flaw.
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You know, your daughter escaped /the bubble/ and regularly pickpockets one of the most dangerous men on earth. She'd make an excellent spy.
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Well noted, Trip- she shows great potential for excelling at such an occupation.
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Trip yes she would and Niccolo thanks for not trying to kill her when she does it is much appreciated
Again, it is your job to discipline your daughter, not mine. And I believe I may have given you the wrong impression- I do not use violence to solve problems or to teach unless absolutely necessary. I do not kill unless I have to. Pickpocketing does not warrant loss of life.
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. . . I could make good use of Alexis, but I don't think Zaf'll let me.
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I could make better, but I don't either.
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Ah, hello, Hunter.
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@Niccolo: It does sometimes . . . in some situations.
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Okay I understand now Niccolo. And I have disiplined her as she isnt here now. You're strong and I respect that so I just worry of her a bit
Alexis: *jumps up and wraps arms around Coco's neck* MORNING!
Trip And Hunter I trust Trip more then you Hunter
Hey Niccolo, hey Trip.
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*Alexis' arms go straight through his neck* Good morning, Alexis. I believe you are not currently meant to be here.
Hunter, I quite agree- there are several scenarios where pickpocketing does warrant loss of life. I would say it depends on what is being stolen. However, in general, I believe it does not.
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@Zaf: I realised that.
You all seem to be under some illusion that me being untrusted and disliked is news to me.
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Hey Hunter.
Really? Wow. Well I guess I am a well respected sanctuary agent and Hunter is some random guy from the future who tried to kill us one time.
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@Niccolo: I completely agree. :)
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Alexis: but you're here! And I hate being stuck inside! *hugs him and backs away a bit* I wanted help with something
ALEXIS GET THE HELL BACK INSIDE....*goes quiet for a moment going rigid and then comes back* Grrrr....Justaria I need to have a wall built
You know Zaf, if Alexis does decide she wants to be a spy in the future, I can give her some valuable work experience in a place where her name won't mean anything.
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I neither dislike you nor distrust you, Hunter. There are situations, certainly, where I would not place the life of any one of my friends into your hands willingly, however in general I have a certain degree of trust towards you. And you have saved my life. If nothing else, I ought to owe you gratitude.
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*lets the 'random guy' thing slide*
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Trip it's her life not mine if she wants to she can and Niccolo considers us friends now?
Do you mean to tell me that you nearly lost yourself to Justaria just there? If that is so, your situation is far worse than I had thought.
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Thank you, Niccolo. :)
I don't really desrve your trust, though.
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I'm just putting it out there. That's all. In fact, I have a ton of different jobs in the spotter department. Just sayin'
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Yes I just almost did Niccolo
Alexis: i wanna learn! I wanna learn!
If I'm here and in my right mind, I won't let you hurt Alexis, Zaf.
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I won't either.
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At the very least you deserve respect, and as I said, I generally trust you. There are many situations in which I would not. And I have no cause to dislike you.
I cannot say that I consider you friends, mainly because I do not believe it would be in anyone's best interest to have someone like me as a friend- indeed I doubt I could be rightfully considered anyone's friend- however, that is what many of you have called me.
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GUYS I'M IN DUBLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD
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Because you are my friend Niccolo I consider you a friend because you do deserve it
YAAAAAAAAY! DUBLIN!
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Alexis, what was it that you wanted to learn?
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Don't trust me.
Don't ever trust me.
@Niccolo: . . . You're awesome. :)
And I do believe it could be in people's best interest to have you as a friend.
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Alexis: spy stuff
Congratulations, Maralie.
Zafira, as I said, I ought to be capable of building a wall that would still allow you the power you have currently, however I could not give you access to the power you have when your name takes over. Also, I shall promise you something- and it is incredibly unlikely it would ever come to this- if I am here, and you become a danger to Alexis, I shall kill you before you can kill her.
Thank you, Hunter.
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As in... military reconnaissance, hacking, silent close quarters combat, trailing, close range spying, long range spying, stealth...?
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@Mara: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! :) *hugs*
I considor you a friend, Niccolo. :)
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Thank you Niccolo I really appreicate it if I should be danger to Alexis kill me but make sure I am alive and no matter what I scream build that wall in my mind
I dedicate this page to Niccolo Croatoan, I believe you are truly a person who deserves to be considered a friend by all of us and you deserve to live. I would hug you but I understand you don't like them.
To Derek and Holly my adoptive parents, Holly doesnt wear clothes
If I should build a wall in your mind I see no reason why it should harm you.
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Niccolo then just build it now before Justaria tries to take over
"Section of myself
Put a wall up
What the hell have I done?
Keep the dog at bay
Survive by saving me"
I JUST STARTED PLAYLISTING THIS SONG. WHAT. COINCIDENCE.
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Hello?
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Hey Rhydian and Taia!
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