Monday, July 22, 2013

Can't Think Of A Title For This Post

It's getting harder and harder to find the time to watch movies these days, so you'd think my criteria for the films I DO get to watch would improve, right? Like, I should probably make the decision to ONLY watch movies that have a chance of being actually good, and to stay away from films I've heard are terrible. Right? Right.

But where's the fun in that?

Besides, adopting such a sensible attitude to movie-watching would have robbed me of the delight of realising that two films I expected to be absolute rubbish turned out to be surprisingly good fun. Let's take the first one— a sequel to one of the worst films I've seen in the last few years.

GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra was an awful film. I mean, it was just dreadful. It was so bad that I felt compelled to talk about it on this very Blog, way back in 2009. Here is what I said about it:

"I now hate this movie, for it is awful. It is worse than X-Men 3. It is even worse than Transformers 2. I have not hated a film so much since I saw Van Helsing. Van Helsing was directed by the same man. There are lessons in life I should learn, and yet learn them I do not."

Ah, good times. This was back when I was writing Dark Days. What a fantastic book that was.

Sorry, where was I? Oh yes.

The first GI Joe was horrible. It had a stupid story and stupid action and stupid characters and everything was stupid. It had the worst CGI I'd seen in a long time and they'd taken a monumentally dumb approach to the whole thing. They gave the Joes super robot suits, for god's sake.

So naturally, knowing how much I hated the first one, I went ahead and watched the sequel. And maybe it's because I expected it to be every bit as bad— but it was actually pretty cool.

The story was still dumb. COBRA'S ultimate plan was just daft. But there were so many cool bits in it. The ninjas on the mountain. Adrianne Palicki jogging. Cobra Commander's AWESOME outfit. Adrianne Palicki in the red dress. Bruce Willis and his house of guns. Adrianne Palicki doing stuff.

And the two best scenes were between the Rock and Channing Tatum. The video game and the sharpshooting. Funny writing, funny performances- if every scene was as good as these two, it would have been an amazing movie. As it was, it was fun, action-packed, quite stupid, but there is NOTHING about it you'd hate after watching it.

Oh, but there is ONE moment I should mention. To show how high tech the Joes are, they're given all these cool gadgets at the start. One of these gadgets is a pair of gloves that MELTS THROUGH a chainlink fence. Melts THROUGH it! How awesome is that?? No more waiting around for the extra few seconds while they cut through the fence with stupid, old-fashioned fence cutters! No way! Now they save VITAL SECONDS by using these gloves! And the best thing? THEY GLOW BRIGHT ORANGE! So instead of dumb soldiers cutting through a fence with stupid fence cutters in the dark, being all sneaky and stuff, now the Joes can cut through the fence and alert any enemy within a five mile radius to their presence at the same time! Yippee!

(But apart from this moment of dumbness, it's not a bad movie. I swear.)

And the other film I thought would be awful was Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters.

I heard this was diabolical. It's not. There are parts of this that are SO COOL. The witches are the best witches ever in the world EVER. They're evil and hideous but no two are alike. The make-up is brilliant. Famke Janssen is the head witch, and it takes guts to turn one of the most beautiful women in the world into a hideous monster, but they do it, and she's utterly brilliant.

It's a lovely idea at its core— what would Hansel and Gretel be like when they grew up?— and while it's set in a vague time, hundreds of years ago, the language and the music are modern day, which adds to the anarchic quality of it all.  That said, the American accents sported by Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton are a tad distracting, especially seeing as how everyone else has a thick European accent. But come on... Renner's cool and Gemma Arterton is Gemma Arterton. Mmmm Gemma Arterton...

Word of warning, though. This looks like a family film, like a slightly dark fairytale, but it's not. It revels in bad language and gore. There are exploding heads a-plenty. So naturally I loved it.


I don't know if I'd ever watch either of these movies for a second time, but they were pretty damn good the first time out. Which was a really nice surprise.


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Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

[Laughs]

Nice one, Adra! XD

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Snow said...

-.-

fine

bye adra

Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

OKAY THIS IS NOT FUNNY

SNOW YOU'RE DEDING THIS TIME.

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Snow said...

it'll just be back and forth from now until someone gets on... wanna stop for a bit?

Snow said...

fine, i'll ded!!

Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

Bye Adra [Waves]

Oh, and if you really don't want do, I can, but you generally like deds and I get too many, so...

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Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

[Shrugs]

Okay!

[Contemplates attacking Snow just for the fun of it]

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Snow said...

for this ded, i shall mix alot of my old ones together!

okay… a bit of an odd ded, but it's something!

i dedicate this page to tacky (and not-so-tacky) Vampire novels.

there have been many types of vampire over the years, the classic ones that burn in sunlight, the twilight ones that mealy sparkle (just not right), and the Derek Landy style, that look completely normal in the sun/day, but at night are uncontrollable monsters of pure evil.

i don't think i need to say witch is my favorite, given the blog i am on, but i like all the different versions.

at the moment i am reading an incredible vampire book that my friends have brain-washed me into reading. it's not my use style of book, no hard-core fights, no lightning-fast wit and humor, but it's good, for a vampire novel.

so i dedicate this page to vampire novels, because it's the first thing i thought of when trying to find something to red to.

_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_

"i dedicate this page," Snow says, "to random third-person conversations."

She pauses, trying to think of what else to write.

"i also dedicate this page to cats." she declares.

Snow thinks again, then adds "and i also ded it to MC. and Chase."

_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_

I dedicate this page to people that feel helpless when they can't help someone…

we all get like that at times, i know.
but we've just got to pull through and realize that we can't help everyone, even if we want to.

you guys are amazing and we all owe each other a lot. we've all been through wrought patches and we've all helped people through tough times. it's just what we do.

i can't thank you all enough for just for being there when me or anyone else need you. thank you, you weird, wonderful, odd, insane people. thank you for just being you.

i love you all!!

_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_

i dedicate this page to everyone!!
if your reading this, i know your a weird yet wonderful bloglandian.
i love every single one of you (aaf) for your extreme oddness and humor.
i know blogland would't be the same without you all and i thank you for that.
you crazy, insane people have bought out the real me and people haven't seen that in years…. everyone of my friends owes you a great debt and i will make sure they pay it (by making them read SP).
everyone i talk to is so easy to joke around with and i feel i can trust you all with everything (even the people i haven't yet met).
you are all so odd, weird, unique, insane, beautiful, magical, miraculous, crazy and funny.

so this is for all of you.

(this is a complement, deal with it.)

Snow said...

YAY TO LONG DEDS!!!!!!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Pops up*
Hi!

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Snow said...

*pants' saph*

SORRY!!!

IT WAS A DARE FROM ADRA BEFORE SHE LEFT!!!!!

*huggles in apology!*

Noelle said...

HAHHAHAHAH

*raises glass* HEAR HEAR

Snow said...

*glares*

i thought you left!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Ooh, nice ded Snow :) You have a way with words.

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Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

Nice. [Nods]

And I should be deding too, as I still have that other page to do...

If you listen to the wind,
You can hear me again
Even when I'm gone
You can still here the sound
High up in the trees
As it moves through the leaves
Listen to the wind
There's no end to my...


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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

WAIT, WHAT?

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Snow said...

SAPH I AM SO SORRY!!!!

BLAME ADRA FOR THE DARE, NOT ME!!!

Noelle said...

I ALMOST DID BUT THEN IT TURNS OUT I HAVE TEN MORE MINUTES AND OH MY GOD

*tries to muffle laughter in the airport, but fails*

Anonymous said...

Could anyone please tell me what Derek Landy's fan mail address is? Thanks.

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Glares at Snow*.
Grr...

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Snow said...

*glares*

Snow said...

ADRA!!!

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!

I AM SOOOOOOO SOOOO SOOOOO SORRY, SAPH!!!!

Snow said...

I AM STARTING TRUTH OR DARE AGAIN!!!

saph, truth or dare??

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

But Snow, I can't blame Adra, because I suspect it was her revenge for me shipping Adrip XD

I thought you were my friend... :'(

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Truth!

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Snow said...

hmm...

is it true, in your opinion, that adrip was, and forever will be, the best blogland couple?

Noelle said...

*laughs* You seem to have missed the bit where Trip and I ship it as well... Although we call it Tadra, but whatever

Snow said...

ooh!!!
and fabi likes carl!!!

OMHG!!!

Cabi!!!!!!!

Snow said...

adrip, cabi and dow

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Adrip?
Hmm. Depends if you define a blogland couple as two bloglandians, or one bloglandian and someone else. 'Cause I really like Harralie :)

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Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

[Stabs at Snow with umbrella]

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Noelle said...

I dunno, Octallista forever

Snow said...

*glares ar fabi*

what?? * innocent face*

Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

Harralie is good. [Nods]

[Ships it]

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Okay, truth or dare... who's turn is it? Adra?
I will get my revenge...

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Noelle said...

OH LOOK AT THE TIME

*disappears*

Snow said...

*laughs*

bye adra!!

Snow said...

ASK THE FABIENNE!!!

Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

[Looks at time] Heh. It actually is late.

But I'm finally off the strong pain meds, so I won't be getting drowsy, and y'all are stuck with me.

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Okay, truth or dare Fabs?

On another note, I heard a funny joke the other day.
Q. Why are ships called ships?
A. Because the cannon sinks them :(

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

(Bye Adra! *huggles*)

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Noelle said...

*canon

*giggles*

I don't want to get in another tin can, much less at 12AM

Noelle said...

*ok poofs for real*

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Laughs* Hi again Adra. Are you ever going to get to sleep? :)

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Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

[Swings umbrella at Snow again]

You're a knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver’d, action-taking, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deni’st the least syllable of thy addition.

Also, your countenance likes me not.

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Snow said...

OOHH!!!!

BEST JOKES EVER!!!

Q. whats red and white and sits in the corner, getting smaller and smaller?

A. a baby with n apple peeler.


Q.whats green, white and red and sits in the corner?

A. the same baby 3 weeks later.


Q. how do you get a baby in a shoe box?

A.with a blender.


Q. how do you get a baby out of a shoe bow?

A. with a straw!

Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

Truth!

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Hi Death! *glomps*
*Is distracted by Fabi* What did Snow do to you?

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Snow said...

wait, say what fabi??

Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

Death! [Waves]

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Snow said...

deathy- why are you shooting the ground at my feet?

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Snow said...

*shoots lasers at tree base*

OI!!!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Okay... Fabi-chan. What is the stupidest thing you've ever attempted to do?

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Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

In other words, I just saw King Lear.

(is not really mad--Snow, you're awesome! [hugs])

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Snow said...

OH OH OH!!!
SAPH I CAN ANSWER THAT QUESTION!!

A. kill me

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Snow said...

*winks at deathy*

LASER GUNS ARE COOL!!!!

Snow said...

DEATHY!!!

did you read about cabi????????????

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Snow; Lol :) *hugs* Don't worry, I'm not going to help Death kill you. I'm going to bide my time... :P
The stupidest thing I've ever tried to do is slide down a second-storey roof...

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Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

Um, I'm not entirely sure.

I used to think guarantee was a swear word? Also I fell down the stairs on purpose to prove a really bad point.

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Snow said...

*huggles fabi*

you insane fool, you!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Stares at Fabi in amusement* What point did falling down the stairs prove? (Also, I thought the letter f was a swear word when I was little)

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Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

[Sends shadows out of umbrella]

Snow...

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Jophiel said...
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Snow said...

YES!!!!

Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

It didn't, and I forget.

Death, you playing?

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Snow said...

not quite as good as dow though!!!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Who is this 'Carl'? I have not met this Carl...

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Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

[Directs shadows out of umbrella and towards Snow]

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Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

[Laughs]

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Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

Okay, truth or dare then?

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Snow said...

I HAVE TO GO!!! :(((

GOODBYE ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*HUGGLES EVERYONE*


Dow, Adrip and Cabi are great couples to ship *nods*


BYEEEE *disappears*

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Bye Snow! *hugs* Gtg in 5.
Oh, damn aftershocks -_-

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Snow said...

( saph, are you in NZ????)

*really goes after reading saphs answer*

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Death; There was a big earthquake (6.8) where I live yesterday, and ever since there's just been a constant stream of aftershocks. I barely slept last night :(

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Snow; Yeah. You?

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Snow said...

(Tassie, now BYEEEE)

Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

Bye Snow...[Scowls]

Death, I dare you to...hmm... Impersonate the Phantom of the Opera? Or Christine. Or Raoul. I dunno... Or Snow. Or me. Your choice.

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Snow said...

( MEMEMEMEME)

*really goes*

Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

WASHINGTON AMERICA.

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Death would make a scary phantom... Except, you know, she wouldn't fall in love with Christine...

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Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

[hugs Saph]

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Blinks* I'm okay. It's not like my house is falling down (But everything on my bookshelves is -_-) It's just so annoying when the earth is constantly shaking.

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Gtg now, dinner. Bye!

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Duck said...

The only good thing bout the first GI Joe is that it has Christopher Eccleston in it (think I got his last name right...). That's the Doctor that everyone forgets about.

The second now I've never seen.

Haven't seen Hansel and Gretel either...

I would be a great movie critic wouldn't I?

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Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

See you, Saph.

Stay safe, okay? [hugs]

Msd.

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Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

Hello Duck!

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Duck said...

The second now..... -__-

one*

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Duck said...

HELLLLO FABI!

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Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

[Cues the organ music]

DUUUUUN
DUNDUNDUNDUN DUUUUUN

[You can stop whenever you feel like it, just do you know]

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Duck said...

HELLLLO PHANTOM!

Nice name, by the way.

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Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

Greetings.

[Nods]

[Is not sure what to say now XD]

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Duck said...

OH, and he/she/please tell me has very good manners!

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Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

Duck, read back in the comments a bit. You'll see!

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Fabi -- The killer that sends heart emojis at everyone and hasn't actually killed anyone yet / fashion-conscious fire wraith said...

Gtg, midnight! Sleep!

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Duck said...

NIGHT NIGHT FABI!
NIGHT NIGHT FABI!

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Duck said...

I'm good thanks, Phantom. I go by the name Duck. Ducks are awesome. Don't judge me.

Right now I'm kind of doing my homework which isn't turning out well as I have no more pages in my maths book. It's highly annoying.

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Unknown said...

DUCKY!

Unknown said...

I see how it is.

Bye then.

Unknown said...

'sighs' just like shcool

Unknown said...

loneleeeeee
me

Unknown said...

ill just talk to myself about sp.

see how you like it!

ha!

'saggs'

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Hi! Won't be on for long, msd.

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Unknown said...

Hey, I am no longer lonely

(shake hands?)

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Hi Dosh ie! Nice to meet you :) *squeezetackleglomps*

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Duck said...

DOSHY!!!!!!!!

I wan't ignoring you, I had homework and... Facebook... Anyway, HI HI HI!
What've you being doing recently?

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

'Lo Duck! *squeezetackleglomps* How're you?

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Now I have to go :( Bye everyone! *hugs*

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Unknown said...

Call me Dosh,

Nice to meet you too although it must be nicer for you to meet me right?

right?

Right?

(jokes, i suck at being arrogant)

So which is you favourite Sp cover?

Unknown said...

DUCK! Trying to replace me with homework are you! 'tackles'

have at thee!

Nothing much, just reading the gone series.

which is you favourite sp cover.

Unknown said...

Darn you facebook, abducting Duck since 5 minutes ago!

Unknown said...

Hi Phantom! Dont leave me...

what is your favourite sp cover?

Unknown said...

'sighs' just like school

see you guys later then...

Duck said...

Mortal Coil is the best cover by FAR. In fact, I'll make a list of my favourite covers:

1. Mortal Coil
2. Kingdom of the Wicked
3. Skulduggery Pleasant
4. Last Stand of Dead Men
5. The Faceless Ones
6. Playing with Fire
7. Dark Days
8. Death Bringer

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Unknown said...

THATS AWESOME!

I pretty much agree accept switch dark days with sP.

its not that they are not good, just not as good :P

going to have dinner,

bye!

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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Only one comment for now because I'm on the bus :P

ME AND MY FRIEND WERE GOING TO WATCH HANSEL AND GRETAL THE OTHER DAY (but we ran out of time because we were watching anime :P) AND I'M GLAD YOU THINK IT'S GOOD, DEREK, SO NOW I'LL DEFINITELY WATCH IT LATER (maybe this weekend with the same friend :D)

Talk later! (If anyone's on)

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Duck said...

Rightyo! SEE YOU DOSH!

I'm leaving too, seeing as I have other stuff to do, and no one else is on.
If someone pops up while I'm writing this, I'm still going to leave. And then you'll be lonely. HA!

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Kath Lissenden said...

I am glad you liked Hansel and Gretel I thought it was a good film and thoroughly enjoyed it, I felt it was unfairly panned and there are films out there with far less to recommend them that the people who panned this film raved about and I thought were RUBBISH. Can't comment on the new GI Joe as I haven't seen it yet but agree that the first one was worse than pants!!!!

Unknown said...

I like hansel and getrel, Gemma did good. Nuff said. Bye again.

Snow said...

shh... i is not here, okay??


hia

Unknown said...

okaay

'bang, crash, boom'

sorry, i fell.

shhhhh, its okay

hia

sh sh sh sh sh

(hand shake?)

Snow said...

*shakes hands*

not suposed to be on :/

Unknown said...

'running ninja like with silence towards my escape'

good bye for

you were never here. got it.

"WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOOP WOOOP!"

Violent Spork said...

I just ate a cup of tea. I did not drink it, I devoured it.

Unknown said...

im not supposed to be on either.

We are off the rails mate.
we are just hard asses.

okay i have to eat my other 3 serves of vegies and another piece of fruit.

I wish i could toak more but i gotta go.

see you again soon. maybe. maybe not.

Snow said...

eating liquid id fun... *nods*

SHH!!! i am not here, okay???

Snow said...

*is

Unknown said...

sarlia: like a true hero. Although i prefer to inhale my food.

shhhhh

you give us away!

GODAMMIT!

'shhhhhhh'

Violent Spork said...

That it is, partially frozen water, that it is. Now I need some ice because I thought about frozen water. *Crunches ice in teeth*

Violent Spork said...

Er... there are people here... *Screams loudly.* TUNAAAA!

Violent Spork said...

Don't judge me *gets annoyed look* *whispers* it's how I deal with social confrontation.

Snow said...

ice is nice XD

Snow said...

*huggles*

:DDD

i am not shy!!

Violent Spork said...

Now my jaw is hurting. Damn something... You, you little piece of grass! *Points* Damn you!

Violent Spork said...

Hugs... Do you know what you should watch? You should watch 'Literal Wolfenstein Trailer' by Tobuscus. It's really funny

Violent Spork said...

And now I leave you, with only this:

*Throws marshmallows in the air*
*Sings terribly*
I throw my gun up in the air sometimes,
Saying aaay-ooh I'm out of ammo!

Snow said...

hmm... okay...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*shadow walks on*

Hullo?

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Snow said...

we are talking on skype, but i shall hug you anyway!!! *HUGGLEOFDOOM*

Star Inkbright said...

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HULLO AGAIN SNOW :)

HEY STARRRRRRRRRR! :D

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Snow said...

okay, better

Snow said...

STARY!!!!

i am still sorry about earlier!!

have the earth quakes stopped yet??

Jophiel said...
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Star Inkbright said...

Wbd.

HELLO EVERYONE! *is too lazy to type out names*

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Star Inkbright said...

. . . Isn't it 'who' missed me, not 'whom' missed me?

I'm not 100% sure of in which circumstances you use who and in which you use whom, but I think this is a 'who' one.

I may be mistaken.

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Snow said...

hey deathy/phantom!

Snow said...

*grins*

"doctor whom"

Star Inkbright said...

17, 19, 33, 34, 51, 39, 79! *grins*

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Jophiel said...
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Star Inkbright said...

@Snow: *laughs* :P

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Snow said...

*facepalm*

i always get star and saph mixed up!!!!

Anonymous said...

Gotta agree Hansel and Gretel was nearly the worst movie in existence but hey it had some pretty good gore, btw, why you a hater on rise of cobra I loved that movie (as a kid when I had no sense in movies) it was brilliant (for a kid) i truly don't ge why you hated it (you are not a kid)

Star Inkbright said...

I'd forgotten who you were, Death, so I didn't have a clue who you were, but I know you were doing an impersonation from a BTOD. :)

It was very well done. Seriously, I didn't have a clue who you were. Maybe you should say I should pay more attanetion to the comments I read, but give me a break, I;d just woken up. XD

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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HEY DEATH!

Wbd, wanna get my homework done. :)

GUYS I GOT INDOOR SPORTS AND ROBOTICS FOR MY ELECTIVES! :D
I don't even like Robotics but I don't want to be bothered changing

Yeah, wbd.

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Anonymous said...

Also Derek Rick Riordan is getting a second Percy Jackson movie made and James Patterson is getting maximum ride made into a movie so we all would like to say, make a skulduggery movie!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Also Derek Rick Riordan is getting a second Percy Jackson movie made and James Patterson is getting maximum ride made into a movie so we all would like to say, make a skulduggery movie!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Also Derek Rick Riordan is getting a second Percy Jackson movie made and James Patterson is getting maximum ride made into a movie so we all would like to say, make a skulduggery movie!!!!!!!!!!!

Snow said...

argh... we still have "tasters" this year, we get to choose what we do next year.

Anonymous said...

Whoops my ipad broke sry for the spamming

Snow said...

*looks out window at pretty lights*

*is reminded of the "of monsters and men" song "loinheart"*

Anonymous said...

Snow you know what Derek should do, he should make people pay 10000 dollars to spend a day with him (aka the golden god) i would seriously pay

Snow said...

*looks at time*

i have to go!! :(

BYE BYE ALL!!!

will be here tomorrow, so dont fill up the comment section without me!

BYEE!!! *hugs all*

Anonymous said...

* I suddenly feel like filling up the comment section*
Well what he doesn't know can't hurt him

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

C'YA SNOW!! *hugs*

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Star Inkbright said...

Yeah, I'm almost fifteen and next year will be the first year in which we can do subjects we have picked instead of 100% compulsory.

Welcome to England. :) :) :)

(I don't mind, actually. I;m glad, coz I hate decisions. XD)

@Cain: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :)

Robotics? '~'
*has never heard of it*

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

hansel and gretle was a great movie! I watched it a while back. and it was a ctualy amazing. Im glad you liked it Derek ^_^

YO PEEPS

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Star Inkbright said...

FOURS SNOW! :(

I wouldn't pay. I don't own that amount of money myself, and I wouldn't ask it of my parents.

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

BTW cainy do you go to JSR? just a q. i went there today for a singingthnigy :P if your here anywhooo.

Back at school tommorow :[

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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

We only get to pick three of our subjects:
The language we do (Italian or Japanese) and what level.
An arts or tech subject one per semester (Last semester for arts I did Drama 1 and now I'm doing Robotics)
And what sport we do (I did Racquet Sports last timeee)

The rest such as Health, RE, English, Maths, and Science are compulsory. :/
The others are also compulsory, but we can choose what type of each.

I have no idea what Robotics is either, really. XD
I think all we do is make Lego robots and program them (I'm probably gonna fail)

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

OMG OMG OMG ROBOTICS IS SO MUCH FUN I USED TO DO IT AND ITS GREAT!

if you get to make a car thing. make it three wheeler :p

i tried and my last every robot was a three wheeler and i was proud :)

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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HEY ELD!
(we seriously need to meet up eventually)
JSR...?
Erm, no.
My school initials are U _ _ C. (I have no idea if you'll work that out :P)

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Star Inkbright said...

Back to school? I just broke up for the summer! :P

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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

West Aussie kids went back today (for Term 3, we have four terms remember) XD
But I think some other schools go back later on in the week... Idk.

OMGG THE MOON IS REALLY PRETTY TONIGHT AND REALLY BIGGGGG :D

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Star Inkbright said...

ROBOTICS SOUND SO AWESOME OMGG WHY DO WE NOT DO THAT.

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

actualy, the moon doesnt change size or apperance :]

sorry i had to say that XD i wanna see the moon now. but im only half here... anyone know how to memorise poems in less then a day?

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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Sorry, Eld. No idea!

I GOTTA MEMORISE MY ANCIENT CIVILISATION SPEECH FOR TOMORROW HELP ME D:

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

Does your school do divinchi and stuff cain? OMG THERE IS A SCHOOL CALLED IONA. get it?

IONA SCHOOL!
I OWN A SCHOOL!!!


haha its true!

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

AHHHHHH

ok. wbd.

(maybe)

Cause yeah :p i need to memorise this 4 minute long poem.

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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Na, my school is boring. We don't do stuff like divinchi (I actually have no idea what that is XD)

MY FRIEND'S NAME IS IONA :D
(She's actually in England right now. Seriously)
And I know that school.
I don't go there (obviously) but I know that school. :P

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Star Inkbright said...

@Blaze: WHAT. *laughs* :)

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

damn :( divinchi is basicaly a huge competition of wits. and you get togeather and do art and poetry, engerneering and maths and scinece and english and creative stuff and there are winners :p


your friend sounds awesome! and i need to change my name... i CANT BE BOTHERED :[

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