Monday, July 22, 2013

Can't Think Of A Title For This Post

It's getting harder and harder to find the time to watch movies these days, so you'd think my criteria for the films I DO get to watch would improve, right? Like, I should probably make the decision to ONLY watch movies that have a chance of being actually good, and to stay away from films I've heard are terrible. Right? Right.

But where's the fun in that?

Besides, adopting such a sensible attitude to movie-watching would have robbed me of the delight of realising that two films I expected to be absolute rubbish turned out to be surprisingly good fun. Let's take the first one— a sequel to one of the worst films I've seen in the last few years.

GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra was an awful film. I mean, it was just dreadful. It was so bad that I felt compelled to talk about it on this very Blog, way back in 2009. Here is what I said about it:

"I now hate this movie, for it is awful. It is worse than X-Men 3. It is even worse than Transformers 2. I have not hated a film so much since I saw Van Helsing. Van Helsing was directed by the same man. There are lessons in life I should learn, and yet learn them I do not."

Ah, good times. This was back when I was writing Dark Days. What a fantastic book that was.

Sorry, where was I? Oh yes.

The first GI Joe was horrible. It had a stupid story and stupid action and stupid characters and everything was stupid. It had the worst CGI I'd seen in a long time and they'd taken a monumentally dumb approach to the whole thing. They gave the Joes super robot suits, for god's sake.

So naturally, knowing how much I hated the first one, I went ahead and watched the sequel. And maybe it's because I expected it to be every bit as bad— but it was actually pretty cool.

The story was still dumb. COBRA'S ultimate plan was just daft. But there were so many cool bits in it. The ninjas on the mountain. Adrianne Palicki jogging. Cobra Commander's AWESOME outfit. Adrianne Palicki in the red dress. Bruce Willis and his house of guns. Adrianne Palicki doing stuff.

And the two best scenes were between the Rock and Channing Tatum. The video game and the sharpshooting. Funny writing, funny performances- if every scene was as good as these two, it would have been an amazing movie. As it was, it was fun, action-packed, quite stupid, but there is NOTHING about it you'd hate after watching it.

Oh, but there is ONE moment I should mention. To show how high tech the Joes are, they're given all these cool gadgets at the start. One of these gadgets is a pair of gloves that MELTS THROUGH a chainlink fence. Melts THROUGH it! How awesome is that?? No more waiting around for the extra few seconds while they cut through the fence with stupid, old-fashioned fence cutters! No way! Now they save VITAL SECONDS by using these gloves! And the best thing? THEY GLOW BRIGHT ORANGE! So instead of dumb soldiers cutting through a fence with stupid fence cutters in the dark, being all sneaky and stuff, now the Joes can cut through the fence and alert any enemy within a five mile radius to their presence at the same time! Yippee!

(But apart from this moment of dumbness, it's not a bad movie. I swear.)

And the other film I thought would be awful was Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters.

I heard this was diabolical. It's not. There are parts of this that are SO COOL. The witches are the best witches ever in the world EVER. They're evil and hideous but no two are alike. The make-up is brilliant. Famke Janssen is the head witch, and it takes guts to turn one of the most beautiful women in the world into a hideous monster, but they do it, and she's utterly brilliant.

It's a lovely idea at its core— what would Hansel and Gretel be like when they grew up?— and while it's set in a vague time, hundreds of years ago, the language and the music are modern day, which adds to the anarchic quality of it all.  That said, the American accents sported by Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton are a tad distracting, especially seeing as how everyone else has a thick European accent. But come on... Renner's cool and Gemma Arterton is Gemma Arterton. Mmmm Gemma Arterton...

Word of warning, though. This looks like a family film, like a slightly dark fairytale, but it's not. It revels in bad language and gore. There are exploding heads a-plenty. So naturally I loved it.


I don't know if I'd ever watch either of these movies for a second time, but they were pretty damn good the first time out. Which was a really nice surprise.


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Noelle said...

(*hugs Star* Sorry about that dear :( )

*punches Trip in the abdomen* What about that? You're bleeding with three bullets to your stomach.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Blast!

Bye Fabi!

I ded to One Direction. For no reason. And because they make Mara happy.

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Oh, plenty happened. It was... An interesting night, to say the least.

Bye Fabi! Also, hello to everyone who is here! *sneakyassassintacklehugs everyone*

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Star Inkbright said...

Oh, you devious little bitch.

*sits down and doesn't kill anyone, because if Ez goes near yellow shower curtains, she'll die*

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm just here, giggling like a maniac bc One Direction

Tour Diaries or UAN Tour DVD?
Decisions, decisions...

Kessie says hiiiiii guys :)

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Argh! Well, actually Fabi melted the bullets and made them into a delightful bunny. Also, I'm not bleeding because I'm using energy to redirect my blood. Please don't punch it though.

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Star Inkbright said...

It was awesome to read. :)

I THINK I WOULD BE RAVENCLAW, BTW.

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Noelle said...

Heya Kestrel :3

*raises glass* hear hear!


And interesting doesn't cover it, Aretha....

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hi Kessie!

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hi Kessie! And hi Mara!

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Noelle said...

*raises eyebrows* But the wounds are still there, so you need to see someone. *glares* And I've got a huge hole in my back anyway

Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: *tosses coin* Tour Diaries.

Hi, Kessie! Even thoguh I've never met you, I don't think . . . But then I've never met Fabi either, sooooooo.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Exactly. We should see a Doctor.

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Star Inkbright said...

Hi Kessie?

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Niccolò Croatoan said...

Adra, what was it that you wanted us here for?

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Niccolo? Could you take us to the hospital?

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Star Inkbright said...

STAR SAYS HI BACK! :)

{And this makes three hellos from me. THREE. *meaningful look at Maraness*

XD)

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*laughs* I just remembered. Rigor is still chained under the waterfall!

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Noelle said...

*rolls her eyes* well, we were getting our asses kicked before the truce sprang up....
It wasn't really going well, and well... You guys would have had a better chance*

Noelle said...

Actually, Rigor was unchained by Drew...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Star and Fabi and Adra and Trip*

Yessssssssssssss :D

Happy birthday to my boys!~

*huggles Trip* *squeals*

Thank you!:D

*is jumping around the room* *sings along for Best Song Ever*

SAID HER NAME WAS GEORGIA ROSEEEEEE! OW!

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Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hello:)

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Um, guys? You do realize he could just heal you instead of taking you to a hospital, right?

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I was totally on top of the situation! I was in no way having my ass kicked!

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hey Ieni!!! *sneakyassassintacklehugs*

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Star Inkbright said...

If you're going to a hospital, maybe you should go without me. I tend to start things there like fights and dance-offs. Been banned from most hospitals.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*quietly to Ari* I want to find out the other thing that's wrong with Adra.

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Noelle said...

*glares at Hunter* wasn't planning on it.

Hey Ieni!


And Trip, for a moment there, we were in it deep

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(We have Just Dance in my house! If we ever get into a dispute, it's solved through a dance battle!)

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Star Inkbright said...

IENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! :)

And, Maraness, I'm being THREE people! *nods*

:)

And my 1D playlist has 39 videos, which is a multiple of THREE! :)

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

*quietly to Trip* Well then you'll have to ask her. You know, she'd love to help you out every now and then, but you never let her. Why, then, would you expect her to tell you anything?

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I guess.

Yeah, we were.

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Star Inkbright said...

I'm sorry, I would fight more, except the threat Ez made and also, I don't think I can possibly handle it.

SOMEONE TRY BEING THREE PEOPLE, TRYING NOT TO MAKE ANYONE BE DISTANT, AND TALK TO A LOAD OF PEOPLE HWO AREN'T DISTANT.

IT'S LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOO. D:

Which is why I'm failing. *nods*

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Would you like me to heal the two of you, then?

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

(I know the feeling, Star! You've actually been really impressive with that!)

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

It's more than that. You clearly know something, she probably made you promise not to tell anyone. It's forever a secret. I need say no more.

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Noelle said...

*nods* if it isn't that much of a problem... *sits down, leaning against her dragon, who is sleeping, still recovering*

Star Inkbright said...

@Trip: YOUR HOUSE SOUNDS UTTERLY AWESOME. :)

My house rules everything, though.

You were in it deep?

Thank you. :)

EZ, YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN ME A HAND.

YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO RADIOACTIVE MILKSHAKES.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*sighs* Fine Niccolo. Just heal me. *holds out hand*

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

TOUR DIARIES IT IS.
They'rebetteranywayImeanwhat. *innocent look*

Kessie's in Toronto! :P

THREEEEEE STAR THREE IS MY LUCKY NUMBER :O
ONE DIRECTION ARE THREE TODAY TOO WHAT IS THIS MADNESS
... Runnin' from the madhouse...

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Noelle said...

*glares at Hunter* Shut up.

Star Inkbright said...

*hugs Ari* I haven't really, I'm utterly failing. XD
Thank you. :) :) :) :) :)

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

*shrugs* If you're going to give up that easily, suit yourself.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well, not really. Deeper than I usually am. Generally people don't survive being exploded. Even Ez, I suspect you'll enjoy that.

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Niccolò Croatoan said...

*heals Adra and Trip* Of course it's no trouble.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Ari, if it's like that I would be a hypocrite not to.

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Star Inkbright said...

Ez is on the phone to that idiot again, btw.

Her message to you is fuck off.

(Well, I asked if I could take a message, and she told me to fuck off, soooooooooo.)

@Mara: THEY WON'T TAKE ME BACK!

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Thank you and all that. *seems distant, as if a mental debate is raging inside*

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Noelle said...

*nods to Niccolo* Thank you very much.

*glances around to find where her blanket was* Damn.. *looks at the dragon behind her, petting its scales* Looks like you're not going to help me...

Star Inkbright said...

Black Frenzy covered Madhouse . . . Except they don't exist now, so don't go looking for the cover yet, but when it's out, DO. PLEASE.

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Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

*ninjaeroplanetacklehugs everyone*

IT'S SO WAAARM!

The storms woke me up last night: I'm pretty sure I haven't seen rain that bad, since I was caught in a flash flood. I got a bit rained on then.

Star, did you check out that music? Doesn't matter if you didn't:)

Mara, I keep hearing the new song on the radio.
You know what I'm talking about.

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

I know! That's the problem! *growls and runs fingers through hair* I swear, you people are impossible...

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

@Star@Mara

GOT THE MEDICINE TO GIVE ME WHAT I NEED

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Star Inkbright said...

DISTURBED HAVE A SONG CALLED 3!!!

IT'S AWESOME. :)

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Star Inkbright said...

YES I'M BURNING UP, BUT MUSIC IS MY DRUG

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Oh, uh, hello again by the way.

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Noelle said...

Ieni! You're English?

*Shakily gets to her feet, and begins to walk off to their previous campsite in search of her backpack and blanket*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Tesla was obsessed with the number 3!! And he's awesome!!! So when I paint my nails the number of colors I use is always a multiple of 3! Yeah!

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Elder Arratay Shadows said...

*sighs resignedly* Have you guys been destroying each other again? What did I tell you about that??? Friendship words, children. Friendship words.

*snaps out wings and flies over to Adra's dragon* GrrRRrrowrrmmmm...

Yes, I speak dragon, it comes with being able to turn into one. She says her name is Moonstone. That's the English translation, anyway...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I... I need to go. Just erm. Yeah. *walks off into forest, absent mindedly*

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Noelle said...

*looks back to Arra* She's not my dragon! *raises Vile* He is, but not her!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hi Fabi!

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Elder Arratay Shadows said...

Sorry! Trip. Where are you going??

Adra, are you sick? I might be able to help you.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hey Arra!

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Mary had a laser bat, laser bat, laser bat...

[Sings softly and curls in a ball] [Waves to Ari, Adra, Trip, Mara, Star, Hunter, Ez, Ieni, the metal bunny and anyone I missed]

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Star Inkbright said...

@Ieni: I did. Whoops, should have emailed instead of messaging you. :P

Basically what I said was:

THEY'RE AWESOME

and

THEY'RE FROM HUNTINGTON BEACH IN CALIFORNIA WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

because Avenged Sevenfold are also from Huntington Beach in California.

And like, waht.

And it begins witht the first four letters of Hunter's name.

IT'S CREEPY.

*hides*

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Noelle said...

*pauses* *calls back* Does anyone need anything? I'll probably be taking a trip out to the store!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*keeps walking, ignores Arra*

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

...whose eyes exterminated.

[waves to Arra]

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

I'm going to leave now, because I'm tired and because multitasking things, but Niccolo's still here! Bye!

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Noelle said...

And, er, Arra... Um. No.

Elder Arratay Shadows said...

Could you get me some hot chocolate? It's summer here, but I still love hot chocolate... Mmm...

Adra, are you sick? I might be able to help you.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

See you Ari [hugs]

I might go, too...

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Star Inkbright said...

And also, Ieni -


IT was thunderstomring last night here, and

MY BROTHER AND SISTER AND MUM WERE SLEEPING IN A TENT IN THE GARDEN. *laughs*

And my mum and my sister were woke up by the thunderstorm and decided to go in, and my brother didn't wake up unti; they woke him up to make him come in, and he was cross about it. XD

IT WAS AN AWESOME THUNDERSTORM.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Bye Ari!

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Ieni - HEHEHE
BEST SONG EVER IS FREAKING AWESOME
The video, though... Oh God<3
"Five six seven eight and one two three four five six seven eight and Niall for the shimmy, for the shimmy, for the shimmy and Zayn piroette (or however it's spelt...) and Louis do the splits and Liam you stay exactly the way you are because you are per-fect." XD

I'm happy :)

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@Star and Fabi - DOESN'T MATTER IF I SHOUT OR IF I SCREAM

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

IT WAS!

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Noelle said...

*salutes* Hot chocolate, then... Shall I get tea and coffee for everyone, then?

Okay.

*walks back to the clearing that had her backpack and her blanket, sticking her blanket into her bag, and buttoning up her jacket, drawing a portal symbol into the dirt*

Dynasty Maguire/Rathrockt Maguire (Brad Wood) said...

Star well you'd have to be commited because you need to have your story i every week :)

Star Inkbright said...

The idiot hung up on me.

What's happening now?

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Star Inkbright said...

@Mara and Fabi: THEY'RE COMING FOR ME!

*nudges Ez* Oi. Harmonise.

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Elder Arratay Shadows said...

TRIP! You CANNOT IGNORE ME!

*commands snake swiftly, turns into a silver-blue dragon* *traps Trip with wings and tail* What's wrong, Trippy? Did I say something? What happened? *dragonfrowns* Are you alright?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

And everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went
Everywhere that Mary went, her bat echolocated.

THEY'RE COMING FOR ME

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Elder Arratay Shadows said...

*waves to Fabi*

Star Inkbright said...

@Brad: Hmm . . . I'm really unreliable, so maybe not, then. :(

I'm really sorry, I just hate letting people down.

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Star Inkbright said...

Can I have hot chocolate?

Ez will ask for coffee.

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Star Inkbright said...

Can I have coffee?

Hunter'll ask for hot chocolate.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

You did nothing Arra. I... I really must go. *energy pushes Arra's wings and tail away, walks towards the forest*

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Noelle said...

Um... Fabi?

*touches the portal, then jumps in, coming up outside of a starbucks*
*goes next door and buys a new shorter cocktail dress to wear, and a pair of boots and tights*
*changes into them, leaving the bloodied one behind her*

*gets all of the coffees and teas and hot chocolates, coming back through the portal, shutting it behind her as she walks back to the others*

Star Inkbright said...

You okay, Adra?

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

@Ez: You know, I don't think I actually want Addy to DIE.

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Noelle said...

*grins* My back's healed, so... Yeah!

Star Inkbright said...

*looks at Hunter* Oh, you idiot.

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Yeah, Adra?

[Continues to sing about laser bats and rock back and forth]

ViHart is awesome.

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Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Adra, is that a case of:
I've heard the English are having storms WAIT WHAT ARE YOU FROM ENGLAND IENI
Or is it:
WAIT IENI YOU'RE ENGLISH SINCE WHEN DO THE ENGLISH HAVE STORMS

Omg, that's so awesome, Star! Haha, sorry, I haven't been on the computer today (I'm in my Kindle now).
OH DEAR D: I was OMG IT'S LIGHTENING COULD YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT UP THUNDER at like 5 in the morning.

I did run from the room the third time I heard it today. Would you recommend I waste precious minutes of my life watching it on YouTube?

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Noelle said...

*looks at Hunter coolly* You're still a dick.

And Um, Fabi... What are you doing?

Star Inkbright said...

@Maraness: IF YOU BE HAPPYHAPPY, THAT BE GOODGOOD! :)

Sorry, I'm probably ignoring three million comments. *facepalm*

ARETHA, YOU HAVE RISEN IN MY ESTIMATION, EVEN THOUGH I THOUGHT THAT WAS IMPOSSIBLE BEFORE.

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Noelle said...

Ieni, I just... A lot of the English had storms last night, and I was just wondering. I'll just assume yes, then?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Singing...why?

Also rocking back and forth.

Got bored of the research.

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Star Inkbright said...

@Ieni: Ah, our thunderstorm came at around midnight . . .

FLASH!

And RUMUMUMUMUMBLE.

*Nialldles*

(I don't think we've actually had a thunderstorm in years, lol. XD)

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

The video *laughs*

Guys, they did the Stop The Traffic, Let Em Through! :')

Best video ever :)
Marcel is hawt;)


Oooh, Adra, can I have a hot chocolate? :)
YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO
HAVE A REALLY BAD TALENT CONTEST
CALLED BLOGLAND'S GOT TALENT
OR THE D FACTOR
D FOR DEREK
omg we should

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Noelle said...

*looks around* Oh, where'd that idiot go... *picks up her tea*

Noelle said...

OH my Lord, Mara <3

And go ahead!

Star Inkbright said...

*figures it's not my problem if Adra wants to die*

*raises eyebrow questioningly at Hunter*

#ChaseFOrBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

*shakes head at Ez*

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Star Inkbright said...

*shrugs*

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs Mara]
OMG.

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Noelle said...

*glares at Ez and Hunter*
I should call you the Destructive Duo.

Elder Arratay Shadows said...

Okay, Trip... As long as you're okay, I'll drop it.

Oh, it's been raining buckets here. Blah.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Waste?

:(

























It's funny. I don't think you waste time while watching it. *shrugs*
But then again, who cares about my opinion? :)
Different people have different opinions though. :)

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Star Inkbright said...

@Maraness: . . .

ohmygosh, you absolute fucking GENIUS

THE D FACTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams*

I can't sing, however. XD

#ChaseF

Noelle said...

*grabs a beverage for Trip, and walks in the direction that Arra came from* Triiiippp?

Star Inkbright said...

I CAREA HOUT YOUR OPINION, MARA!

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Wait, what? Risen in your estimation? What does that mean? (isn't actually here, just, Niccolo doesn't have anything to say at the moment, so...)

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Star Inkbright said...

@Adra: OH MY GOD, YES!!!

@Ez: CAN WE BE CALLED THE DESTRCUTIVE DUO????????? :D

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Star Inkbright said...

No.

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Noelle said...

I care as well, Mara!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I CAN'T SING EITHER STAR :)
BUT YOU CAN LIKE FLY OR SOMETHING XD
SHUP I'M AN IDIOT OKAY I DIDN'T THINK IT THROUGH

And nobody cares about my opinion. :)
I don't mind though.

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Noelle said...

*nods at them* Too late, then.

*glances around, serpentineing her path* Hello? Trip? I got you- *glances at the cup* A drink!

Star Inkbright said...

D:>

WHY NOT?????????????

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Niccolò Croatoan said...

Aretha and I care for your opinion as well, Maralie.

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Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Yeah, I live about 3/4 hours south of Star and Luce:)
And Becky and Char are about 2-3 hours away.
(By car)

We had one then, too:)

Well, I wouldn't know, because I hadn't seen it, but obviously you would have? And obviously I care about your opinion because I asked for it;P
I think I can safely say you are a complete doughnut *nods*

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Elder Arratay Shadows said...

I think Trip left, Adra... Was it just me or is he acting strange?
*Arratay is mildly confused by everything now...*

Thanks for the hot chocolate, Adra! And Fabi, I LOVE LASER BATS! *screams randomly, then flies in circles* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

IT'S OKAY, I CAN'T SING EITHER.

And I care about your opinion. [hugs] BECAUSE LITTLE MIX PROVES YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE. [Nods]

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Noelle said...

*nods* Cool, Ieni! :D

*wipes her mouth with her other hand- the one holding her cup*

Tripppppppp?

Star Inkbright said...

I'm apparently nobody, then. :P

BUT YOU WERE ASKED TO SIN FOR A THING THING THING LIGHT SOMETHING CHURCH????

:)

PLUS YOU CAN SING, I'VE HEARD YOUUUUUUUUUU. :)

And I cannot fly, but I can um, float.

*nods*

Yeahhhhhh . . . XD

My brother has decided he's also a bubble, btw. XD

I love my siblings. :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

ARRA DO YOU WATCH VIHART or are you just saying that because laser bats are cool?

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

FABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! :)

Hello.

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

*growls* If he left..

*Looks around* Well that's great! I have no idea where I am? *plays with the hem of her new dress* You know, it's harder to walk around in, but... *grins*

Star Inkbright said...

It sounds stupid?

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

IT SOUNDS AWESOME.

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

It does sound awesome

Star Inkbright said...

Might make Hunter and Ez leave. THIS IS TIRING. :P

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

SEE, ADRA SAYS IT SOUNDS AWESOME.

#CahseForBookNine

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

HELLO.

Oh my gosh I'm wearing the same outfit as my profile pic again! XD

Minus the armbands and the sword, of course.

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

But you hate Adra.

#ChaseForBookNine

Elder Arratay Shadows said...

Mara, you are completely free to have your opinion here. We're all glad to talk about most anything!
*smiles happily, drinks hot chocolate* HOT!!!

Just cause laser bats are cool, I guess... Fabi, how much longer can I wear the snake? Is there a time limit or anything?

Star Inkbright said...

No, I don't. Whatever gave you that idea?

#ChaseFOrbookNine

Star Inkbright said...

You were trying to kill her?

#ChaseFOrBookNine

Noelle said...

But Adra's still right...

*frowns* okay.
*sits on a fallen tree, waiting*

Star Inkbright said...

That doesn't mean I dislike her.

#ChaseForBookNine

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Hello, Fabienne.

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

*groans* Then WHY were you trying to kill her?

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Not to my knowledge, but it might rust if it is soaked in water, which could damage the spell. Or if it gets chipped or something, it might stop responding to commands. Don't know, never broken one.

#ChaseForBook9

Elder Arratay Shadows said...

Did I miss something? What happened here? *turns into an eagle, flies around in confusion*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Adra, you live in America right? Because you met Val recently and she lives in America, and you also live under a rock, judging by your knowledge of where people live?;) (I've seen stuff where you don't know where other people live) ;)

Fabiiiii!!!
*The IeniMonster growls*

Msd.

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

Yeah, Adra. You're right, I'm left. :)

@Ez: That is classified information.

(I'll send you a text.)

#ChaseForBookNine

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hunter and Ez are awesome.

Hello, Niccolò.

How are you all?

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Oh noooo! I like my armses! D:

Hi Ieni [hugs]

I live in America! :D

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

You absolutely suck, Hunter

And I got back yesterday, Ieni ;D

Star Inkbright said...

@Fabi: Of course we are. Don't know how you can tell I'm awesome when we haven't met, but oh well, you're just that awesome. :)

#CHaseForBookNine

Maralie Lily Charm said...

cAN I MARRY MARCEL PLS

HE BE SO HAWT, MAN.

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

I DON#T KNOW WHERE I LIVE!

Ez, where do I live at the moment?

#ChaseForBookNine

Elder Arratay Shadows said...

NO STEALING ARMSES! BAD ARMSES THIEVES!!

Sorry. :P
I'm able to command the snake mentally now.

COCO! HI! *lands, turns into a human with massive white wings*

Star Inkbright said...

@Fabi: Thanks. :)

@Adra: SHUT UP.

@Hunter: Somewhere snowy.

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

Hey Coco. :)

I had a friend called Coco once. He was a drug dealer, and he betrayed me, and I killed him.
You can reset the reputation of your name. :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Elder Arratay Shadows said...

I gotta go now. *lifts off into air* See you later. *flies off, calls over shoulder* Thanks for the cocoa!! Bye!

Noelle said...

*glares at the ground* YOU shut up, Ez!

I swear, that boy did leave... *takes a sip of her tea*

Star Inkbright said...

@Ez: WHERE SNOWY?

@Arra: SHAPESHIFTING IS AWESOME.

#ChaseForBookNine

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Oh, how silly of me. Nice to meet you, by the way.

[hugs Mara and laughs] Marcelie?

I did see the video by the way.
Leeroy was hilarious! XD And Veronica. XD And the executive people. XD And Marcel, of course. XD

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*waves as Arra flies over her* Bye! *hugs*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Bye Arra [hugs]

#ChaseForBook9

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Who said anything about armses, Fabi?
*smiles innocently*

*eyes Fabi's leg*
*smiles evilly*

Bye, Arra! *hugs*

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

@Hunter: I DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TELLS THE HOUSE WHERE TO TELEPORT TO!

#ChaseFOrBookNine

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Your name!

EEP! [Jumps away]

I need that for ballet class, which I get to go back to again tomorrow! :D

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

MARCELIE! *grins*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD IENI!!! *hits her on the head with a waterbottle*

YOU EVIL.

GIVE FABINESS HER LEG BACKKKKKKKKKKK! D:


#ChaseFOrBookNine

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*steps over the tree Adra is sitting by and drops down beside her*_

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Noelle said...

*offers him the drink* It's either tea, coffee or hot chocolate.

And I heard you a mile away

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Sorry I spoofed! I didn't mean to, but circumstance made it happen)_

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

FABI I AM LITERALLY HERE SAYING, "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD THAT'S BRILLIANT! OH MY GOD!" IN A HIGH PITCHED VOICE BC BEST SHIP NAME EVER OKAY :D

*cries* I love you
best video ever
i just
feels
dead
VERONICA OH ZAYN MY BBY YOU LOOK SO HAWT AS A GIRL :O
AND LEEROY DON'T MAKE ME CRY HOLY MOTHER OF NANDO'S
"Liam, you stay exactly the way you are because you are per-fect!" XD
AND JONNY AKA LOUIS
AND HARVEY AKA NIALL

BRB SCREAMING

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*takes tea* Thanks. Sorry I ran off like that, I just... Had to get some things straight.

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Okay guys, it's battle of the ships!

WHICH IS BETTER?!
MARCELIE OR HARRALIE?

HAVE YOUR SAY!
XD

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*laughs* Mara, *hands her a paper bag through space and time* Breathe :)

Noelle said...

*leans against a tree, still sitting on the fallen one* Yeah, I figured... *Shrugs* You weren't with the others, so you didn't get your drink...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

HARRALIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the only ship I will ever get tribal about. HARRALIE FOR EVER!

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Noelle said...

Harralie :3

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well that's a shame, because I just stole someone's drink! *smugly sips tea*

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Laughs and hugs Mara again]

Now you have three ship names! XD

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

. . . the name Marcel is really really awesome, so idk. XD

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh wait, I misinterpreted that.

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

*puts paper bag on head* *runs around blindly* WOOOOO I'M A SONG! GUESS WHAT I AM! *runs into wall*

But, you see, Marcel is the nerdy version of Harry.
MAN IS HE HAWT THOUGH
not as hot as haz (sorry marc)
BUT DAMNNNNNN

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*looks around for her cup of tea* Did you just..

*frowns* You're alright now, then?

Star Inkbright said...

@FabinessandMaraness: THREEEEEEEEE SHIP NAMES! :)

I made Hunter and Ez leave and I'm hopefully gonna distonate now, coz I want to get this done before I go to sleep . . .

Oh, and Maraness, I have THREEEEEEEEE completed playlists. *Nialldles* :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Three ship names :O

THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haney, Harralie and Marcelie :3

#ChaseForBook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Apologies for my absence. I've returned now.

#ChaseForBook9

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Nooo, Staaar!!! *steals waterbottle*
*squirts at Star and Fabi*
EHEHE:D

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No. Not by a long shot. My past... My secrets.... It's a horrible complication.

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Noelle said...

*laugh* What About Marry? Well...

*laughs* oh GOD

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Haney?

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Edward Fletcher said...

hello

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

THREEEEEE :D

Welcome back, Coco!

IENI [is squirted at] [gets wet]

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

I've been wanting to see both of these films! I too hated the first G.I. Joe movie. It was naff.

I agree with you about all of these films except for Van Helsing. I love that movie. I don't know why. Could it be because Hugh Jackman is in it? Might have something to do with it. He's vascular. I like vascular sometimes.

And Magic Mike... I mean Tanning Chatum, or whatever, is in the 2nd G.I. Joe, so ima watchin dat fo sho.

Hmmmm... what was I getting at in this comment o mine?

Oh yeah! I also loved the film: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, even with his stupid special effects makeup. It was a rad movie. RAD I tell you!

Noelle said...

*waves to whichever direction Niccolo is in*

Oh yeah, I suppose. They are quite the burden, eh? *Vile flies down from our of nowhere, curling up in her lap* Hey, you

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hey Dalek.

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

HI DALEK

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

hey trip, whats going on?

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Noelle said...

Hello, Dalek!

Star Inkbright said...

*freezes* *doesn't know how to rp as myself*

Eh.

NO NO NO NO NO!

*takes out water gun and screams, aim and fires* *hums Scream Aim Fire*


(Although it should actually be Aim Fire Scream, beacuse otehrwise you alert the enemy to your presence with your screaming).

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Edward Fletcher said...

hello fabi

#chaseforbook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Adra, did you not say earlier today that you meant to lecture me?

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