Just to let you know that World Book Day is this Thursday (well, it is in this part of the world, anyway) and to celebrate Alex Barclay and myself will be holding two events. The first, in Kildare, is pretty much sold out, but the second one is in Easons in O'Connell Street, Dublin, at 6 PM. We'll be there, talking about... stuff... and books... and writing... and, er... annnnnyway...
Because this is somewhat last minute, I'm not expecting that many people to turn up to the Dublin event, which means it'll be a lot more casual and chatty than usual. If you're interested, get in touch with Easons to reserve a place, and we'll see you there.
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«Oldest ‹Older 3601 – 3800 of 4966 Newer› Newest»Trip, peace pizza is good too!
I want a PEACE of that
Ew. Pizza.
*is the antichrist*
Connor, we appriciate that you are angry and worried. We are too.
And yes what Zaf said was incredibly insensitive at that time and I know Zaf has regretted it. But unfortunately she can not take back what she said.
You main focus right now is making sure that Rose is okay. And the only way you can do that and talk to her in a comfortable way, is to be calm. And I know how hard that can be in situations like this but it's the best way.
Coming onto the blog, effing and blinding, does no one else any favours and just raises the tensions even more.
And no one wants any more rifts.
As I said, we do understand that you are angry and upset but your main focus is Rose.
You're insensitive Connor. I hate you even more now I hope you realize how much of an asshole you are Rose could be dead and you cant just can it over a comment SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT IT YOU ASSHOLE
It's a phrase, akin to burying the hatchet.
#ChaseForBook9
*watches the conflict brewing and retreats into my treehouse*
Zaf
What did I say.
In this case-
Connor I know she pisses you off but please don't. I know you're angry but don't fight. Please.
Zaf- stop
I didn't do anything before anyone starts.
But, whatever. Y'know, last time I disappeared I was suicidal and that was made obvious but nobody cared. She'll probably be fine. Chill out.
Not everything is bitter.
Zaf, just don't retaliate. I know its hard but just trust us. It'll be better for everyone.
Now im leaving and never coming back thanks to you Connor aren't you proud? You should be you drove me to do this with your asshole self. No wonder Rose wanted to die who would ever date you? *leaves*
I'm not going to be p*ssed off for the Limerick signing, alright? And I am going to try to fix things. If I don't, I'll feel moody for the whole week.
Everyone shut up and hear me out.
Connor, I understand that the long names thing is annoying, but please ask nicely.
Death, YOU BETTER COME BACK HERE SO I CAN HUG YOU DON'T YOU DARE DO IT YOU UNDERSTAND WE WERE GOING TO BUY AN APARTMENT TOGETHER WITH ALL THE BLOGLANDIANS REMEMBER? AND YOU WOULD COME OVER TO IRELAND AND GO TO DUBLIN ZOO WITH ME. *hugs* So don't do it. Please.
To anyone else who is fighting and going off in strops, STOP IT OKAY IT ISN'T GOING TO DO ANYTHING. BASIC INTERNET RULES ARE GOING AND CALMING DOWN FOR TEN MINUTES IF SOMEONE ANNOYS YOU. YOU LEARNT THIS IN PRIMARY SCHOOL, GUYS. COME ON.
If I'm pissy when I meet Willow, Komodo and Rose on Sunday, I will come here and go all out. And the F*CKING HARRY STYLES CUTOUT IS STARING AT ME AGAIN AND ISN'T HELPING MY CAUSE.
And I also tried to censor out the cusses.
#ChaseForBook9
Zaf! You're not helping the situation right now.
Everyone needs a calm head.
If you want to vent, I am on facebook. Please come and vent to me sweets.
But not on here. We need a calm environment here, come and talk to me on the facebook okay??
*points to what Luci said*
There are suddenly so many people
Shhh sh sh sh sh Zaf. Calm. Focus on that word, doesn't it sound nice? Isn't it's structure soothing? Now, try pumpernickel? Hey? How does that sound?
Would you like some peace toast?
#ChaseForBook9
*facepalm*
Goddamned internet is publishing my comments slowly -.-
Sorry if I hurt anyone..
#ChaseForBook9
Zaf, if you think Connor is really bad, don't stoop to his level by engaging him in conversation.
Connor, if you think Zaf is really bad, don't stoop to her level by engaging her in conversation.
It takes at least two to argue. If one of them steps up and takes the role of the better person, there is no more argument and the other person will probably get bored and stop or calm down and see sense, I guess it depends.
This is why I'm fading away from this place...
#ChaseForBook9
We definitely need a vault to put people in until they calm down.
I see what you mean, Mars... But perhaps next time... Not... Yelling?
That raises the stratosphere a bit... *hugs*
Nothing is better than looking ugly while feeling older. I feel like it's totally okay to be this ugly, and I feel prettier. XP
[hugs Lucy]
[hugs Mara]
[hugs anyone else who wants a hug]
[Vanishes]
#ChaseForBook9
MARAAAAAAAAA YOU EXIST! *hugs*
Right.
Everyone listen to me.
How about we all shut up?
I don't care whether you think you're in the right or in the wrong. We should ALL shut up. Including me. Alright? Arguing will get us nowhere. If you're right, then you have the satisfaction of being in the right, and knowing that you're right. My mum always told me in these situations that so long as I knew I was right, what anybody else thought didn't matter, OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES SHE SAID IT MUCH BETTER THAN ME.
So let's all stop arguing, whether or not you're in he right or the left.
Let's all shut up and eat pizza and discuss teaspoons.
Oh my gosh, teaspoons are AMAZING. They're, like, SPOONS! For TEA!!!!!!!! TEAPSPOONS!!!!!!!! *screams exitedly*
#ChaseForbookNine
Reason #649372947392 why I tried to leave here yesterday. *mutters*
*disappears*
#ChaseForBook9
I agree with Star.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALL OF YOU.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT HAS HAPPENED, CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND IF YOU WANT TO VENT E-MAIL ME OR SOMETHING.
I'VE HAD A FUCKING AWFUL WEEK AND I'VE ALMOST FALLEN OVER THE EDGE TOO MANY TIMES THIS WEEK SO FUCKING SHUT UP AND CHILL.
What happens happens. Worrying does more harm than good.
*nods*
Calm words.
Zen
Cool
Collected
sangfroid.
Zzzzzz
Luciana, slightly late I think... ^^
Jesus wept everyone stop shouting.
There was no arguing, all I saw was a joined group effort to calm down a situation that could have gotten worse.
Now that situation has calmed, everyone take a breath and let's move on.
:)
Whence. What is whence? Its on my phone's autocorrect.
She's such a fucking bitch.
MAYBE I WASNT TRYING TO BRING OUT THE OBVIOUS?
THERES A FINE FUCKING LINE BETWEEN US KNOWING THE TRUTH, AND SAYING IT. BUT SAYING IT MAKES IT HARDER.
SO I WILL SAY AGAIN, IF ANYONE SHOULD BE HANGING DEAD ON A NOOSE IN A DARK, COLD WARDROBE, IT SHOULD BE YOU, ZAFIRA KERIAS.
-leaves-
Aha, from a place or source.
EVEEEEEEE! :)
*hugs Fabi* Mmmhmhhhmhmhmmmmmhmhmmm. *has mouth full of peace-za*
Haha, that was quite a clever pun, actually . . .
*hugs* :(
Everyone, Fabi said good awesomeness, so listen. :)
Also, other people like Em are saying awesomeness, so also listen. :)
And . . . LISTEN TO TEASPOONS!!!!!!!!!!! VBECAUSE THEY'RE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!! *eats pizza with teaspoon*
#ChaseForBookNine
Back. Had to do something.
Did I ever tell you about the time I was playing Star Wars with Ciara with poster pipes and almost knocked her out?
Mmhmm. Funny story.
#ChaseForBook9
Ok, we seriously are getting a vault. Even if it's just a blog people go to and vent, this is getting ridiculous. Seriously.
Right...
Now that the drama is officially over, you can get on with your lives people.
I love you all!
*sips tea*
Zaf I swear to Jesus, don't do this, please
Was still going on. Well, I'm glad it's dying down, you marathon fighters.
*hums quietly on the roof, looking at feet swinging over the ledge*
Peace-za. Yum.
GO FUCKING DIE CONNOR GO HANG YOURSELF IT SHOULD BE YOU YOU'D MAKE ME HAPPIER JUST DO IT!!! *is beyond caring what I say*
I dont fucking care anymore what I say he can die I wont stop him I dont care anymore
Fuck it, I'm out.
Every time I come here, nothing goes right. So, fuck it. I'll go back to sitting alone in my room, writing. Sounds more fun than being constantly yelled at by everyone. :)
Are you serious
...
*hugs everyone*
#ChaseForBook9
FROM THE DAY WE ARRIVE ON THIS PLANET
AND BLINKING STEP INTO THE SUUUUUUNNNNN
THERE'S MORE TO SEE THAN CAN EVER BE SEEN
MORE TO DO THAN CAN EVER BE DONE
THERE'S FAR TO MUCH TO TAKE IN HEEEREEEEEE
MORE TO FIND THAN CAN EVER BE FOUUUUUNNNNN
BUT THE SUN ROLLING HIGH
ON THE SAPPHIRE SKY
EDLLBHABDLABJNDK
ON THE ENDLESS ROUNDDDD
IN THE CIRCLEEEE OF LIIIIIFEEEEEEE
Zaf, seriously. Leave. And don't come back until you're in a better frame of mind. Or just leave it.
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
I got pretty new headphones from my dad. He's really nice, even though he only got them for me 'cause I keep stealing his. :P
They're PURPLE! *jumps*
@Connor: I know you hate her, but you have to learn to deal with your hate. You hate her. We got that. Okay, what are you going to do about it?
Hate is a bad emotion, like revenge and that. It eats you up from the inside. Hate is bad. If you hate someone, you should try to stop hating them. Or just stay away from them.
If you disagree with me, yell at me, not Zaf. Eveyrone, if Connor or anyone else yells at me in the next hour or so, plese don't interfere. I would rather they yelled at me, beacsue at this point in time, I won't particulary mind. THerefore, there will be no argument.
#ChaseForBookNine
Mara tell meeee
*hugs*
I have to go now.
Sorry..
*hugs Luci*
*hugs Zaf*
*hugs Connor*
*hugs Death*
*hugs Fabi*
*hugs Star*
*hugs Adra*
*hugs Eve*
*hugs Sparky*
*hugs everyone*
#ChaseForBook9
Does anyone want to create a blog which is called the vault and anyone who wants to shout and swear goes there for whatever so we can actually be left in peace?
Right I'm out.
I tried my best to help the situation but I was ignored and the the two I'm trying to help just to continue to shout abuse at one another.
Why bother help when people don't want to be helped in the first place.
Goodnight guys.
Dragona- no
that wasn't kind.
P E A C E
Bye Mara *hugs*
@Zaf: Same for you. You hate Connor. You have reason. Take it out on me. Please. *nods*
@Eve: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! PURPLE HEADPHONES! *dances*
I have blue and purple headphones! THey were cheaper than the otehr ones so I got them! But still, yay! :)
@Mushroom: . . . :(
@Mara: Sound fun! :P
#ChaseForNookNine
Oh, but my Mum's good too, she paid for my comic books. XD
And woke me up at 7:30 in the morning so I can talk to you guys! :P
Sorry, I'm gushing over my parents. They're just so great. XD
Okay, I'll stop. *shrinks away*
God............ *rests head on table*
#ChaseForBook9
*nudges Trip* Ay. Keep going.
I am seriously glad I'm not normally on at this time.
I literally just offered my immortal soul to Satan. Spoiler alert, he definitely isn't real.
#ChaseForBook9
IT MOVES US ALLLLLLLLL
THROUGH DESPAIR AND HOPEEEEE
THROUGH FAITH AND LOOOVEEEE
TILL WE FIND OUR PLACEEEE
ON THE PATH UNWINDINGGGGGG
IN THE CIRCLEEEE
THE CIRCLE OF LIFEEEE
*hugs Mara*
Mine are purple and black! They are, aren't they? *checks* Yeah! I remember Dad asking me what my favourite colour was, and I said grey, but it's not a colour so I said purple. And then he left to go to the tech shop. :D
Um.
Right.
Bygone Satan?
*eats peace toast*
Ah... that's the stuff.
#ChaseForBook9
Can I have a piece?
AHAHAHAHA
I have no idea how you lot can be on at this time. One night and my peace-ness had run out. You lot must be great.
I want a peace of toast.
It isn't crumby is it?
It's also not drugs, I hope- I don't want to be baked.
Jesus Crust!
He's bread, Jim
Bygones be bygones is a saying. If you let bygones be bygones, then you're forgetting an old argument, on purpose. Burying the hatchet, if you will.
#ChaseForBook9
Dragona we heard you the first time...
Solid.
*seems to float away but is actually riding on a skateboard*
They're amazing! They are the beacons of hope for Blogland. xD
Inner peace Dragona. Inner peace.
#ChaseForBook9
*pokes Sparky with a spoon*
*shrugs her off and keeps humming*
Oh don't worry I'm fine Trip. Peace systems are back at full operational capacity. :P
It's oddly easy to forget you have it. Really easy.
#ChaseForBook9
Well, if I have attempted to kill myself eight times, and have remained alive, then I believe that I am here for a reason.
Not HERE on Blogland, but here on this Earth.
When I graduate, I hope to earn a degree in literature or architecture. But whatever I do, I want to do SOMETHING.
Donate to a charity, something like that.
(Also, I hope that you ARE gone, Zafira)
(Because the next time you ask me to shag someone who is suicidal, I will do my best to ruin your social cyber life)
*throws cheese at everyone*
Guys...you're all lovely people. I love you. I wish I could marry you all.
Well.
I still love you, though. Even if I don't talk to you much, or you don't talk to me much, or even if you're not the biggest fan of my existence, I love you, because I read your comments, and I think, wow. I am so proud to be one of these people, and I'm so glad to know them,
By the way, my friend is reading the book, and she can't pronounce "Adrasdos". :P
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to see if my sudden digit jump allows me to play my music without anyone complaining.
*snarls and dodges the cheese*
*furrows brow*
*shuffles back from the edge and keeps humming, louder now*
My iPod wanted to change that to "lunatic music". Fuck you, iPod.
Dragona, please stop with the cheese thing... I feel like it's really redundant.. And it annoys me :(
*tips her hat to Connor* My brother is going for architecture as well... I know what you mean, about wanting to do something. I can relate
ARGHHHHHHH THAT INFERNAL MOTH KEEPS FLAPPING ON MY HANDS AND FACE.
#ChaseForBookNine
Ok sorry Adra I didn't know.
Thank you, Dragona
Could we please stop talking about suicide...
The wifi went . . .
@Eve: Black and purple go so well together!!!!! :)
I may just go. I'm tired, it will noa be an effort to post comments, and with my phone off the moth will lost interest in me. :)
Oh, and in fifteen minutes it'll be midnight so my phone'll drain credit. D:
So, fours!
*leaves*
#ChaseForBookNine
*nods grimly*
...
I want to really make a petition that all of those who want to RP and NOT fight go down to the next post...
That means you EM- I know you want to
Moths are out to get us, Star. They fly into faces ON PURPOSE. And then they just give you this smug little grin that I hate...
Right! Leaving. :P
*looks at Connor* You can say what you want Connor but look in the mirror. You're a troll. You can threaten me all you bloody want but you are a troll and trolls don't belong here. Try and try again to persuade me to leave or kill myself but I won't because I wish to live to be one more better person to make up for the fact you are not. Rose could be dead but what are you worrying about? Trivial stuff. You're a troll and selfish so I want you to know I feel sorry for you to be this way I wish I could help you but I know you are beyond help maybe you'll mature in life, sticks and stones will break my bones but words mean nothing to me. They are empty threats. Leave Connor. You have no place here if you want to bully me or anyone else because bully me you bully everyone, even Rose. Think. If she came on to see you do this what will she think? You say you love her but what if she died? You aren't making her memory live on healthy she would never hurt a friend. You are hurting a friend of hers therefore hurting her, dead or alive. Try all you want your words mean nothing, Connor.
Bye Star! *hugs*
Really? This again?
Thats my final stance. For now on I will NOT react to him
SAYS YOU YOU FUCKING SLUT WHORE
YOU ASKED ME TO SHAG HER
YES I KNOW THAT THAT WAS LAST NIGHT BUT
THAT IS SUCH A FUCKING DICK MOVE TO MAKE
AND IF YOU THINK IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT DEATH
YOURE A FUCKING IDIOT
You shouldn't have back then, Zafira.
I'm not kidding, I'm really just about to go one down and talk there as well because this is ridiculous
I vouch for moving back a post now...
Yeah I think I'm gonna just move on now so may I see Alexis?
Everyone ignore and move on...
See yas there.
*pokes Trip*
You, you comin or what
We wasted so many comments on this...
Sorry I disappeared! Bit busy atm. Just wanted to come on here to say g'bye.
Flying off to the US tomorrow so won't be around for a couple of weeks.
Have fun when I'm gone and try to not kill each other, okay? I love you all and hope you're all going to still be here when I return!
QUEENIE OUT <3
love and hugs all round :)
#chaseforbook9
W moved back a post everyone
http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1104475307058729066&postID=3792726766369168008&page=15&token=1378510163869&isPopup=true
There's the link to the page we're on now.
We're about to go to the nest one, though.
Have fun on your trip, Flora! [hugs]
TRY NOT TO KILL EACH OTHER. GOOD IDEA, YOUR MAJESTY OF FLOWERS! LISTEN TO WHAT SHE SAYS!
#ChaseForBook9
right, just here to ask what you think of this. any criticism would be much appreciated:
The pen hadn't been worth stealing. Looking back on it now, she regrated it. But she just hadn’t been able to resist.
It was dull, plane. Black, with a gold clicker, it was average, not something the normal thief would steal. Yet, for some reason, some odd, odd reason, Sophie had been attracted to it.
She sat at her desk now, studying the object. Why? She asked herself, for about the hundredth time that hour.
Sighing, she sat it down and went to bed, deciding to do something with it in the morning.
…
Sophie awoke at 1 am to see the pen sitting on her desk, glowing. Frowning, she climbed out of bed and walked over to it.
Studying it more closely, she could see that it wasn’t the whole pen glowing, only the pin on it, the bit that holds it to your book.
Acting on a whim, Sophie reached out and touched it.
She soon regrated that. It shocked her, a small shock, but enough to make her pull her hand back.
Scowling, she reached out and picked it up. This time, no shock. But instead, smoke began to poor from it.
Fear grabbed at her chest, but out of stubbornness she held on. If some ghost wanted to posses her, let it try.
With grim determination shining in her eyes, Sophie grabbed the pen and twisted off the top.
And the smoke stopped. Ha! That’d showed…. whatever that was.
Shaking off the last threads of sleep, Sophie decided she had to inspect the pen
Death.
#ChaseForBook9
*hugs tightly* I cannot even tell you how happy I am that you're still here.
#ChaseForBook9
Hey
We're another post back for some reason...
Well, I'm not. I'm not here, but they are, so...
#ChaseForBook9
Hello...?
Oh... *Sees Sparky's above comment* *Points to it for the sake of anyone who comes on after me*
Um? *nods*
Hey, Adra! I might just ghost both posts.
Hi. I think I'll be distantly here, as well as on the other post.
#ChaseForBook9
Can we not split?
I just suggested that on the other post, didn't I?
Yeah but splitting is stupid because now people got to alance both posts
What
Well which one then
Gtg, bye
Sorry...
Are we here?
Anyone hereee?
*looks at the last three pages of conflict and hurting*
*shakes head*
*leaves hugs for anyone who wants one*
*leaves*
You know what really bothers me, actually?
What really really pisses me off?
The way people on here look at conflict and treat it like it's so petty. Like, as if you've never had a fight with someone. As if.
I'm not gonna lie, I think arguments are really stupid, especially on here, but if you look at some of the things that were said, I just...
I can't believe it.
Telling someone to kill themselves.
I've been told that before. It's horrible. It's horrible and never, ever justified. Saying you'll kill someone in a non-joking manner is never justified. Telling someone to throw up, to self-harm, to starve-
That stuff is never okay. I don't give a damn about how angry you are, you will never have the right to tell that to someone.
I don't even give a damn if this person killed your first born child, you don't tell them any of that stuff.
Go ahead and tell them they deserve to die, but never to kill themselves.
But even so, don't tell any old person you're having a fight with that. It's just wrong.
It makes me sick.
And in the fight, if you're there in the corner announcing that you didn't start it, or you're glad you're not getting into it, you are hardly better.
"Yes, look at me standing here not trying to stop the fight acting all high and mighty because I'm not fighting"
Hey, guess what?
You're not helping anyone either you useless prick.
Like, like, it's just wrong. And disgusting.
You know this amazing thing about Blogland?
You can get the hell up and leave anytime you want.
Like, I won't say I was completely perfect during the conflict, but I couldn't handle it anymore. Reading what was being said. It was making me physically sick.
But, see, here's the thing. I didn't like what was happening.
So I got the hell off the website and it was okay.
So, here's an idea.
If you're getting angry, don't fight someone. Don't insult them.
Just leave.
Come back when you feel better.
This is not rocket science, people.
I-Is the fight over?
#ChaseForBook9
Yeah, Trip.
http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1104475307058729066&postID=3792726766369168008&page=18&token=1378545230569&isPopup=true
Go there.
I...i missd the requiem ball....
and this is the reason.
On the 31st of sptember my internet expired so i had to wait for the next paydate. In that day i got my dad to ring up Our internet servr three times, i tried all 14 elctrical appliences in my house and noone of them worked. the internet was banjacksed. On th 1st of september i almost cried thinking of you guys.... Alexis must hat m now... Great.
*stumbles in aimlessly*
has it really been 3 years?
*checks non-existent watch*
it cant be
*checks again*
by god its true, looks like blogland still exists after all ..
@Florence: Yup. :) We're all on a different post, though. Sorry. :(
I don't think you'll see this, but you know . . .
#ChaseForBookNine
Luci, I'm sorry I fucked up making you feel better earlier:/
Mara - you're t-shirt sounds so awesome!!:)
Star - I have history 2nd period on Monday, both Week 1 and 2, too!
*ninjaeroplanetacklehugs Zath, Luci, Dragona, Star, Mara, Dau*
Msd.
#ChaseForBook9
Oops, wrong post:/
Hi guys
I couldn't believe how far back I had to scroll back for this
Are we here again, or is this post cursed or something?
#ChaseForBook9
(Riiiiight...)
*hums, pulling out her phone, leaning against a tree, waiting*
So um, yeah. He just saved my life, and stiff but sure.
#ChaseForBook9
Can we go to the post before this?
This is a cursed one.
It's ridden with suicide.
*the phone goes to voicemail*
Hmm... *tucks it away, rubbing her arms, looking up at the sky*
*Is being carried by her neck into Blogland by a vampire* Let me go!
*Vampire increases it's grip on her neck and her vision becomes blurry* You warned them our attack!
Death? What's going on? Are you ok? *follows her*
#ChaseForBook9
So we are here right
-free runs across the trees, jumping down onto the vampire, stabbing it in the larynx-
*sighs* right I seem to need to be quiet as more drama erupts I had wanted to talk to a certain scholar alone
-keeps stabbing it until it stops moving-
((I get the symbolism, but... We start not using this post, it will become a security blanket. We'll hold on to it and it won't help move on.
I see what you mean, and I respect that but I think we should stay))
I think so Zaf.
Well I'm sorry, Hypsin, I'm grateful you saved my life, so thanks.
Hypsin: Oh you're welcome, it was no trouble.
#ChaseForBook9
Hey! *tackles vampire, bites down hard into its neck* *attempts to say "How do you like it?", but has teeth in vampire's neck, so it comes out very muffled*
#ChaseForBook9
*Gasps as the vampire lets go and grabs onto Connor's arm, snapping it*
Ah. Vampires. Isn't it convenient we have a small army of cleavers at our command, just as they arrive?
Hypsin: Why yes it is.
#ChaseForBook9
What was it you wanted to say, then, Zafira?
#ChaseForBook9
*slides down against the tree, looking at the ground, shivering* damn
*An army of vampires leap from the trees, knocking Aretha off in the process*
*Strugles to stand up and gets out her knives* Stupid ex's... Thank God for psychics...
-grunts, immediately healing my arm with a purple glow emitting from my hand-
Rose, what the fuck was that?!
(disappearing for roughly an hour, apologies.))
#ChaseForBook9
Hypsin: Everyone! Standard wall formation, on the double! *regular cleavers form a protective first line, while those with guns go behind, guns ready to fire*
#ChaseForBook9
*Laughs breathlessly* It's called a very unhappy vampire from my past. He thought me and him had something going and then he heard about you and me. Ah, vampires are not cool. Thanks for, y'know, saving me.
Hypsin: Three, two, one, FIRE! *The friendliness is gone now, bullets wizz through the air into the vampire first line*
#ChaseForBook9
Well, why did you snap my arm?
*Ducks and pulls Connor after her, into the safety of the wall*
That was supposed to be that vampire's perspective. I shall make that a lot clearer in the future.
-opens up my long coat, revealing a belt of throwing knives, a small crystal embedded in each-
-throws one of the knives, the knife exploding into a cascade of fire on impact of the vampire, taking a few out-
((Bye!!))
*hears the commotion down the hill*
*decides against joining*
*her phone rings*
... Roman? What a surprise.
Yeah, we're all cool.
You felt it too? I know. It was... Intense, to say in the least.
Yeah.
Oh, loads of them. Some higher ranks or something. Important people.
We're cool, they're pretty chill, y'all don't need to panic.
Um- yeah.
No,
Riiiight,
Yeah. Thanks.
*closes the phone*
*Trip stands in the cleaver front line, throwing energy. If one were to look upon him now, they would see the truth about Trip. He is not really any of the things he conveys himself as, he is a warrior, a battlefield commander. It is his one true calling, commanding a unit on a battlefield.*
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Come by the way this will be freezing *takes his hand and shadow-walks to a quiet place* Now look Niccolo shush you're going to want to tell me no but lets pretend you're normal maybe you know your own true name but thats it ok? I'm trying to help you. I know you hate being attached but you need to open your eyes. If you stay attached to Aretha al your exsistance you will miss so much. You need to broaden your horizon. Look beyond Aretha. Look at Alexis she's innocent you have a chance to make yourself a friend she doesn't judge you by your cover. *pokes his heart* she sees whats in you and she sees kindness she doesnt care what you did for years she looks at you now. You need to open your eyes if you befriend her it will help she's young you can be a great influence on her if you just try. She looks up to you. Just wanted to speak to you. Take what I said and do what you want. I needed to say it because I feel bad having Javier and you...so detached.
NOOOOO I FUCKING WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DONT COME BACK IN AN HOUR I TYPED THAT WHOLE DAMN THING UP FOR NOTHING
(Bye!! Sorry, I thought in said 'in' not 'for'...))
*Covers ears to try and block out the noise*
*Vampires from a few rows behind leap onto the Cleavers*
I think it was very nice Zaf. Very good advice too.
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*stands up, brushing her skirt off and the back of her jacket, rolling into battle, drawing a sword and decapitating a few of the motherfuckers*
*a shield goes up, the vampires land on it, and the gun wielders take them out and the shield falls. The regular cleavers charge as the gun wielders reload*
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(Msd...))
*Grits teeth and glares towards vampires, frowning as they don't die* Crap. He's got sigils on them!
What do you mean? As in, they don't die even if you kill the brain?
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Now I'll be here awkwardly for an hour knowing Ari it'll be 2hrs but whatever i'll watch the race
-does a flip, landing beside Trip, throwing another knife, this time exploding into a haze of mist, revealing completely frozen vampires-
Trip, I have a request.
*stabs through a sigil*
*flings it off her sword, running from under the shield, jumping on one's shoulders, snapping its neck*
No, Trip. I mean that I can't glare at them! He didn't know about any of you guys though, it's just me who is rendered completely useless...
And what would that be, *reaches into pocket*
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*Grabs discarded rifle from the ground and climbs a tree, taking shots at vampires who get too close*
I have a mission, in Chicago.
An assassination contract, but I can not do it alone.
I need an able bodied comrade to do it with.
I must complete the main assassination.
This is a stealth mission, can you do this?
*flips onto the ground, slicing the legs off of a vampire, continuing on*
*Tilts head, pressing her ear* Come again, Trip?
*pulls the pin out of a grenade*
FOUUUURRRR
*throws it into the crowd*
Sorry Connor, I'm a man of the law, not some assassin for hire. I didn't spend over a century honing my skills just to sell them off.
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*fires lasers into the crowd*
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*listens to fight but doesnt join in*
*clicks and three vampires explode*
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*Reloads her gun and takes aim. Misses slightly and vampire turns to her, snarling* Crap!
Are we nearly... Finished? *is breathing hard, still slicing them up*
*feels shrapnel hit her shoulder* OI ROSE WATCH IT
*fires a beam of energy into Death's vampire's head* YOU'RE WELCOME.
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*Grins* Thanks Trip! *Shots vampire sneaking up on him*
Rose, how many of these do we have left?
Just a few stragglers! *Takes a few more shots* Ten or so left!
Oh god. *slices easily through three of them*
Hypsin: Mark your targets! Fire! *the last vampires go down*
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*breathes out* that was excessive
*Takes another shot and stands up against her tree, smirking* That was... Fun! *Rubs neck*
*Jumps down to the ground* Oi! Where's Connor?!
*seems almost sad the battle is over*
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