I hope Karina Hauge doesn't mind me posting her picture here. I just thought...
... wow...
A signed book to the first Minion who gets Skulduggery tattooed on their FACE!
EDIT
And since posting this I've received one or two messages from young and impressionable Minions who are saving up to do just that...
Don't! It was a JOKE!
Getting a tattoo is a decision that stays with you YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!
The last thing I want is to be in the middle of a signing somewhere and an angry mother hauls her son/daughter up to me and says "Look! Look at my daughter's face!"
I'll nod and smile politely, because I am a polite person, and I will say something along the lines of, "What a lovely young lady she is."
And then the mother will start shaking the poor girl. "She has. A tattoo. Of your character. ON HER FACE."
And I'll peer closer. "Is that what it is? I thought it was a freckle."
"It takes up her ENTIRE face!"
"I thought it was a big freckle. Are you going to sue me now?"
"YES!"
And that's when the ninjas attack.
I may be letting my imagination run a LITTLE bit wild, but you get the idea.
DO NOT GET ME SUED.
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OKAy, bored with that.
*overdue supermagatacklehugofdoom crushes me*
*says weakly*
I would... have... dodged... it if ... I were...hhhuu- *collapses*
Distant.
Here only conveniently when unneeded.
Hello, Thrust.
...
Did the rice crush him, or was that you, Jubi?
I think it was me *Stares at Thrust*
*prods with foot*
.... is he dead?
And now I must vanish...
Good evening all, may the force be with you, may the odds be ever in your favor, whatever.
aw :( BYE FABIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
Did you read the first chapter of my story?
It... does not 15 minutes to read 871 words.
HI SORRY!!! I haven't read it yet... :-/ BUT I SHALL DO IT NOW! :D
WOAH!! I LOVE IT! :D:D THAT'S REALLY AWESOME THRUST!
oh whoops... xP that wasn't supposed to be all caps xP Only the "whoa"
Either my finger has been mummified or I used too much tape... Please excuse any typos. This is weird.
Also, Hello, I am here.
FABI!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
wb.
[is SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM]
That keeps correcting to all caps... Oh, well.
I finally finished that trinary code post... I think it's confusing, though, doubt it'll make sense... Oh well!
I'm perky again...
Or not!
Well, THAT was backwards.
Oh yey!!! is it up?
It's on the secret one, yes.
oooh
is that the chocolate fondue one or whatever it's called...?
Yeah, that.
It's not working for some reason... :-/
I'm clicking on the link you sent in the invite and it says that "The invite link you have tried has already been used"
*gasp* FANKYOO
That's really confusing.....
Yeah... I don't think I explained it very well...:-/
It kinda sorta makes sense... :-/
Maybe I should just post a key or something...
That might me a good idea xP
I'll work on that.
Distant!
okey dokey :)
Try that.
Awesome :) That's a lot more helpful :D
Great!
Uh, flickering, msd.
Now to hope I made no typos in the key...or this.
022-012-110-110-120-120-120-120?
Ok :) me too...
022-100-100-100!
Oh, and if anyone else wants to see my fondue blog, it's not as secret as I pretend it is, so just let me know and I can invite you to read it.
Yaaaaaay! [high fives Jubi]
You WROTE in CODE! I'm so PROUD of you! [tacklehugs]
YAY!!!! *high fives Fabi back*
*Tacklehugs back*
I still don't fully understand it :-/ BUT I'LL FIGURE IT OUT AT ONE POINT! xDD
Wait a minute...
I THINK I got it....
Well, at least you have the key now! I could try to explain it more, but I don't think I'm capable of doing it in a non-confusing way.
YOU DO??? YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
YAAYY I UNDERSTANNNDDDDDDDDD *jumps up and down*
Now I just need to memorize the numbering of the letters....
[also jumps up and down]
Most of my codes originally start from that number/letter thingy, so I've kinda memorized it by now. :-P So handy to know!
And YAAAY JUBI HAS POSSIBLIFIED THE IMPOSSIBLE-ISHNESS!
runs around in circles*
[runs around in triangles]
212-022-012-012-012-012-012!!!!!!!!!
221-001-001-001-001-221!!!!!!!!!!
(again, anyone who wants the key, let me know and I can give it to you so no one is left out)
111-201-011
011-100-202-202-120.
And now I must go!
002-221-012-012-012!
Fabi is proud of you, Jubster! :-)
002-221-012 020-001-002-100!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I got that right.... :-/
*hugs*
Yes, you did. :-)
[not here, asleep!]
*Waves*
Hi!
My friend is calling you all weird!
Derek really needs to blog.
I KNOW!
Hello.
Hey Death Rose! How are you?
Damn. Have to go now. Stupid school... bye!
New MC chapter
Hello? Anyone there?
I don't know why I even bother coming on at this time. There's NEVER anyone on.
It's been over 2 weeks since Derek last blogged. Hopefully that's cause he's working really hard on LSODM and doesn't have time to. Maybe the next post will say "LSODM is finished" that would be good.
Hey.
Hi Mara
Yay someone else on at this time:)
Oh it's nearly four I thought it was earlier than that. Never mind what I said before.
Hello?
Hello
Hello Alexandra
Is anyone there?
There's usually more people on by now.
Maybe?
I could be here, Ais. Not sure about my mood, but whatever.
Hi!
Msd, though.
Hi Fabi :)
I'm back. I think.
Had some issues to deal with. Hopefully back though. Msd.
Wb Mara
Hi Ais. :-)
Hi Mara, hope you got everything sorted out okay.
It was the Wings dance routine and singy thing I have to do for my graduation. It's fun:)
I'm either Perrie or Jade - We haven't figured it I
out fully. But I think I'm Perrie. If I'm not, I've been doing the whole dance wrong... XD
I was reading over my e-mails earlier, and Mara told me to look at what everyone said...
I did.
I was almost in tears.
It's painful to leave you guys, you know? But I don't think I'll be gone forever. I'm really busy at the moment (not today though, thankfully) and there's a lot going on in my life. And I'm just scared that I won't be... Well, I'm terrified I won't be me. That I'll hurt too many people out of boredom, my own pain and out of abilty - because I know I can do it... Even though I usually don't want to.
I'm sorry, everyone ;-;
I'll try to come on some days. But there's a lot going on... :/
I can stay today... If you guys don't hate me, that is...
Hi Luci
Of course we don't hate you.
Awesome! :-)
Wings are made to flyyyyyyyyyy! :-)
Wb-very-d.
Hello.
Hi Dragona.
Good luck with the routine for your graduation Mara.
[hugs] Hi Lucy. I hope that whatever your troubles are, everything gets better soon. And I don't hate you.
Hey Aisling! How are you?
I'm good Dragona. How're you?
Luci, we don't care if you hurt us. We know that you don't mean to. *hugs*
I'm fine thank you.
Hey Maralie and Fabi! How are you both?
Actually... It's best I don't stay...
I might be back in June... Maybe.
Bye.
Tea brb.
Bye Luci
See you in June then hopefully. Well I won't actually SEE you but you know what I mean. If you're back in June then you might be back for my birthday.
Luci... :(
Oh...:-(
And I have to go at this ridiculously bad moment. Bbl.
I don't mean to sound all happy when I say that. I don't want you to go Luci but if you need to then that's ok.
Bye Fabi
Hello again. Sorry I left so randomly.
Wb Dragona and it's fine.
Hey again Aisling! How are you?
I'm good. But I have athletics later and it's still bloody raining. Not that I mind the rain. But I hope they let us do it in side.
How are you?
*inside
I'm fine, thanks. Though, why, do you think Luciana returned, then left again?
I've no idea.
You know full well why, Dragona.
... I don't actually know why. She said she could stay then she said that it'd be better if she went away until June. How am I supposed to know why?
Just.. forget about it.
... were you saying it's my fault?
Gtg athletics bye
Bye Aisling!
Washing up, will be back soon.
I haven't had a chance to email Clover yet: I was booted off the computer right after I sent that last email to Mara:(
Wbd/msd.
Hello.
THE HOST STOLE MY BLOG LIFE.
But I finished reading it!
NOW CP2 SHALL STILL MY BLOG LIFE.
URGH.
ALTHOUGH EMAIL ALSO STOLE A LOT OF MY BLOG LIFE.
BECAUSE EMAIL IS JEPIC.
YES.
BUT I'M SAD HOW LITTLE I'M BEING HERE . . .
HI DRAGONA!
How be you?
Ariana Grande<3
Hey Star! I'm fine, though it seemed like Maralie was saying that Luciana leaving is my fault... how are you?
*making friend's birthday card*
'Oh, I wish I was good at art.'
And then my next thought was Star!
And hi, Mara, Star and Dragona!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Dragona - I never said that.
Never mind.
Hey Ieni! How are you?
Maralie, please could you explain what you meant? I'm just interested because I wasn't mean to her and I didn't swear at her and I didn't say anything nasty to her...
I've been thnking . . .
NO NO NO DO NOT THINK IT'S BAD FOR YOU!!!!
Wait, you can think without a brain?
Oh. I haven't grown a brain yet???? Damn. I was hoping . . .
*cuts open head and peers inside* Nope, just huge empty space.
But then thinking be good for me, coz thinking may change empty space into BRAIN!
How can empty space think?
How am I supposed to know? To know that, you'd have to have more cleverness then none. AND I BE NONE CLEVERNESS, BECAUSE I BE BRAINLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's not fair. Having no brain, you won't be eaten by zombies, but that means only the really stupid people survive. That means after the zombie apocalypse, the human race will de out soon anyway, because the brainless idiots will blow us all up whilst being stupid or something.
'We'? You have a brain, you'll be dead.
Thanks for reminding me, I needed cheering up.
We don't have to blow you up. We're too stupid tofigure out how to reproduce!
I know! If someone worked really hard on explaining from now until the zombies came, they might get it and our species might last longer!
Everyone with a brain: *stares at each other in horror and dashes for nearest exit*
Me: Uh, just ignore all that.
Anyway, I've been thinking - there might be no way to fix my keyboard ever.
Not that that's important. I just was thinking aloud.
Uh yeah.
Nothing. Just ignore me, please.
HI IENI! HI MARA!
@Ieni: But I'm not good at art . . .
Getting better, though. :)
Practise. :)
In English today we had to do a "stream of consciousness" which is basically you put down all your thoughts seperated by ...
So I started writing, not having a clue about what I was doing, so I think it kind of went:
Hm. How do I write a stream of consciousness? Oh wait, I'm writing it right now... Hell yeah I know how to write one accidentally... That's the best way to write things...
In Spanish we we had to draw a human person and label them with all the different parts of the body... so I drew a snowboarding ninja and labelled it... the teacher did look at me weirdly but it was definitely worth it... ninjas are cool... he even had two swords and a gun and ninja starts and it was all cool... I like drawing pictures, but the only things I can remotely draw are guns, ninjas and cars...
Oh wait, I shouldn't write this because people might think I'm weird... meh."
And my English teacher did look at me weird.
Maralie, if you wouldn't mind I'd really appreciate it if you'd tell me what you were thinking... I don't care if it's not nice but I would really like to know because of what you said... please? If you say no again I will ignore what you said but I'd like to know...
Silence says more than words sometimes...
Hello?
Dragona, tbh I don't even know what I said. I'm not in the best of moods and I've been mean and rude to everyone today. Sorry for the confusion.
Oh, ok. Sorry for keeping asking Maralie.
*laughs because Star*
Omg, you're actually just so special and amazing and awesome and strange and crazy and weird XD *laughs again*
Yeah, but you're good enough to do GCSE art. Have you even seen my art? I swear, that rainbow was the best thing I ever did.
I did more defending of 1D today. Some girl said she didn't like them 'because their voices are annoying'.
Nope, that's a crappy reason to hate them, therefore that person got eaten!
Well, I couldn't actually eat her, because school, but I'm sure she heard it virtually...
Hey, Fabiiiii!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
*hugs Mara because she sounds like she needs a hug*
I have to go for a little while but I'll be back soon. :)
Maybe if you're lucky, life is like a T-Rex and stillness will sweep you away...
Hello. :)
It's fine, Dragona. I should be the one saying sorry.
Hey, I'm in Year Nine (if I was less than a month older, I would be in Year Ten, but I'm glad I'm not. I like being in Year Nine better), and the other day me and this other girl were annotating a piece of creative writing on the board for literary devices, and I said I didn't know the name of it or if it had a name but the author had maybe structures their sentences short and broken up to show how the character was feeling sort of numb and disconnected and not able to join thoughts together that well, and she said that's actually A-level an you don't need to know it, and I was like oh coz I use it loads, and she was like but I'll tell you and she said it was stream ofconsciousness, and now a few people in my English class are determined on remembering stream of consciousness in the hope of gaining rewards. :P
I love doing Creative Writing in English. :) I feel like, this is my territory.
Hopefully I can do really good in it and it'll help my final GCSE grade, because it counts for some small percentage of our final GCSE grade . . . :)
I got my highest level I ever got in English last year in Creative Writing. That's a bit annoying, seeing as that was a year or over ago and my Current Working grade is still two sublevels below that. Grr. I should have, like, made progress or something . . .
But yeah.
Hi Mara, Star and Ieniiiiiiiiiiii. [is ninjaeroplanetacklehugged] also anyone else who is here.
Hey guys I have to go soon but I decided to give you guys another quote- I love quotes...
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. ~Mark Twain
Hi Taia
In a world full of people who couldn't care less, be someone who couldn't care more. ~Author Unknown
HI TAIA!
@Mara: *hugs* Ieni got huggingness first, because she's evil. *nods*
@Ieni: BUT YOUR AINBOW IS JEPIC! :)
And if you're not good at art, you're good at other things. So it's actually a plus, because being good at art is bad and just mans you're burdened to draw hings all the time. :P
I like doing birthday cards, though . . .
I love reading your quotes. :)
They're so awesome and true. :)
Sorry for the random Life is Like a T-Rex - I have Jenny Owen Youngs in my head. :P
@Alexandra: Awesome quotations - Thanks for sharing. :)
Hiya, Fabi! :)
Hi, Star! I liked creative writing, too. I don't think I'll be studying that in school again, though, as far as I'm aware. :c
“Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
― Bernard M. Baruch
Nice quotes, Alexandra...
Also: [hugs everyone] Seems like a lot of you need it right now...
Hi, Taia and Muse!!!
Yay for quotes! Wait, I can't remember who Mark Twain is...:/
Bye, Dragona! *waves*
I'm doing A Midsummer Night's Dream at the moment in English. It's well boring -_-
Ieni is not evil! Well, not thaaaat evil. Well, maybe...
Yay, thankyou! I've got it pinned on my board thing now:)
Nooo, my sister's really good at art and she's good at everything!
Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not everything. *smiles*
That's the way life is.
I'm going to poof now, because they computer is finally free, so I'm going to email Clover, like I planned and do some writing.
Byebye! *waves*
Ugh, still annoyed I can't go running, because of foot *glares*
*hugs Fabi, because Fabi also needs hug*
Actually poofing, now!
[hugs Ieni back] See you...
Oh, and hi Brad.
Hi Brad!
Will be distant, wandering around like a confused tourist.
*hugs Fabi back* :3
Hi Brad!
Bye, Ieni!
Hey guys :)
:( FOURS IENI!
Hi Mel. [hugs]
Hello again.
I am annoyed.
When I was in the shower, something dodgy happened.
It says what to do if you get shampoo in your eye, it doesn't however say what to do if you get it up your nose.
Yes, I got shampoo in my nose. It hurt and made me sneeze and bubbles came out!
Hey fabi *hugs* :)
Hi *is back from athletics in the rain*
Ah. That sounds horrible . . . *is trying not to laugh*
I know, I know, I'm a horrible person. :P
Hi Aisling!
Gtg, bye.
That doesn't sound nice Dragona.
No I'm not laughing how dare anyone suggest that. Sure I laughed silently cause I'm odd and often laugh silently but I didn't laugh out loud.
Shampoo doesn't taste nice, either...
Hiya, Mel!
Hi, Ailsing!
Awh, Bye, Fabi!
@Dragona: Try adding conditioner. :P
Bye Fabi
I often laugh at bad times as well. I'm a horrible person as well sometimes.
Dragona I'd bet it doesn't.
Ok Taia now I'm laughing.
Ugh my jumper's soaked. And I jus had to wear my school jumper. *shakes head* Hmm maybe if I leave it on the radiator it'll be dry for tomorrow morning.
Cheese.
*just
Ok, not cheese.
I think it depends on the type of shampoo, Dragona. Some of it's not so bad.
*is experienced in the field of shampoo taste-testing, naturally*
Sorry - I'm in an odd mood atm. :P
Hey Taia :)
Awh. The radiator sounds like a good option, Ais. ^^
It's STILL not raining, here...
Gah! Msd.
Ok I ded to shampoo tasting, Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant, all bloglandians and to LSODM being finished soon and all of our favourite characters NOT getting killed off.
*is watching Ironman*
Oh God, I feel so sick.
Mara I hope you're feeling better soon.
Omg.
I found everyone! Haiiiii.
HELLOOOOO
Hey Rua! How are you?
Jubi! Dragona:) supp?
I'm fine thanks ;D you?
Hi Ruá
Hi Jubi
Ruá that picture is cool.^^
Ruá! Your new pic is awesome!
thank you :D I tried to copy taniths remnant look from the back of TMS XD
Ruá - it's brilliant. You did that yourself?
Hey Rubix! How are you?
Yep :D I done a college course last year on special effect/ theatrical make up :)
Brb shower. And I'll hopefully not get shampoo up my nose.
Awesome ded, Ais. ;)
Mara: That sucks. :/ I hope you're feeling better soon.
Hi Ruá! Your picture is awesome. :3
Hi Jubi!
Hi Rubix!
Good luck with that Ais :p
Hey taia, thank you ^^
:( FOURS FABI!
@Mara: *hugs*
Life is probably just in a bad mood atm.:)
It's evil.
YAY FUNNINESS. :)
*laughs*
Okay, Ais.
I'll be distant - drawing/procrastinating/appreciating.
Wow, Ruá, you look JEPIC in your profile pic. O_O
Oh yeah, and hi Rua. :P
HEY STAR! thank you xD
Hey guys, I know I've asked a lot but I'd really appreciate your time so that you could look at my story. It isn't very long, and it's the first in the series that I'm writing at the moment so you won't have to read any more. I'd really appreciate some feedback because I've changed my writing style to suit this particular character.
I have 4 comments so far, and would really like it if I could maybe have 10 so I can see if people like it.
The link to my blog is dragonapine.blogspot.co.uk
RUA!!!!! DRAGONA!!!!! TAIA!!!!!! STAR!!!!!! AIS!!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
Hey Jubi! How are you?
I'm goooooooooood :)
How bout you?
@Dragona: I'll get there. Eventually. Sorry if it takes me a while, though. ^^
*is Supermegatacklehugofdoom-ed* (:
Back and no shampoo went up my nose *is proud*
Damn.
Gotta go.
Bbl, probably.
Bye~
Welcome back Ais :D
*is supermegatacklehugofdoomed*
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