Ah, Tanith...
Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.
Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.
Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.
Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.
Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.
On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.
On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.
On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.
And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.
Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.
Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.
I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.
PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...
Thursday, March 28, 2013
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«Oldest ‹Older 1001 – 1200 of 4970 Newer› Newest»Hai guys, *hugs everyone*
I'm writing anyway, so... :')
Wbd.
(Cain said that ITS was 'PERFECT!', so I'm super proud!:D)
#ChaseForBook9
Is that fire?
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*powers up his anti-material rifle and a quiet, high pitched whine is audible for several seconds*
*all three of them are encapsulated in bubbles* Protection against traps. *they keep bobbing along the corridor*
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What's what?
*looks around, slinking down the stairs, loloking across the space* Dear lord...
*looks at the time labels for the walls*
2000BC... To Recently?
How?
What?
PHANNNNN
#TrueDirectioners chat is having a breakdownnnn
my fault :3
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Alright, Luce! ;D
*aims his rifle and looks for any movements ahead of him*
Phan is my OTp
Shit. I'm in the great fire of London. Someone get me outta here!
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Phan? *they keep bobbing down the corridor, unfased*
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*the machine slowly begins to whir, lighting up*
*Records notes* *watches curiously*
BROTP
idk man larry is perf too
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Rhydian, you are by the river, get to the north bank. The fire never spread to there. Get to London bridge and get the hell to the north bank.
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This isnt right Adra...
((Rhydian- we can't! I'm sorry! I don't know how to time travel! I'll look for River later please just RUN for Chrissakes!))
Okay Trip! *does what is told*
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*they appear in Cain's room, silently thanks to the bubbles. Energy Smashes him against the wall, holding him there. The bubbles disappear and they drop to the ground*
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I know...
These coffins... *shudders, going for a door on the side, but the ground begins to shake* Uh oh...
*points rifle at Cain* *the muzzle of his anti-material rifle starts glowing blue* Don't move.
Shit
*sends electricity at cain* no
*continues to take notes* Oh. Hello. How nice to see you all.'
Coffee?
*lunges forward, cuffs Cain with binding shackles*
#ChaseForBook9
*slowly, the walls begin to rise, revealing an electric blue light, energy coming from it in what is apparently the next room*
Oh hello- what is this?
[Begins to make a sort of humming/buzzing noise]
[Looks confusedly at self, then eyes widen]
[Starts to shake head in shock and mild annoyance]
[Vanishes with a pop]
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*gets out a pebble* Space lock. *tghumb presses the pebble, a sigil lights up, it flies onto Cain's chest, staying there*
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*glances at the shackles* Curious...
What is this?! Holy crap....
I think the shackles should be the least of your worries, Cain *keeps pointing his anti-material rifle at him*
No more teleportation, portals or shadow walking for you!
*gets out another repeats the same process but this time says; enhanced binding*
#ChaseForBook9
*And again, this time saying; perfect truth*
And now, you can tell no lies.
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GUYS I'VE HAD ANOTHER REALLY COOL STORY IDEA, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Why does this happen to me?! This'll be the third series I've started to write within a yearrrrrrrrr. :P)
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*shouts* Fabi!!
*shakes her head and goes up to the machine* Huh...
Oh.
*touches the glass* Yeah... Zaf, this is out magic.
Combined... *gestures to the coffin*
Alchemy and necromancy. Yin and yang. Light and dark.
This might bring them back... And It makes perfect sense
Guys I'm losing connection. I'm going to be stuck in the past! Help!!!! *loses connection to the present*
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What are your opinions on me?
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you will appear in court now cain
Oh good god....NO I do not like this...I just want my magic BACK he'll get us all killed
These are really cute toys you have here. Honestly.
But, ah- *points to the machine*
It has already done it's work on the kid.
*grins, as the machine begins to die down*
Aw shit. We'll get him back.
(RHYDIAN! I CAN USE THE DELORIAN AND IT'LL BE AWESOME! PLEASE?)
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*chuckles* I think you're arrogant.
Toys? Not even you could survive this rifle, Cain. It is beyond you.
Yay Luci! :D *hugs* That's awesome :)
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Oh crap.
Really, your dead son? Surely you could just leave him in peace?
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He means the pebbles I made in five minutes yesterday.
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cain, i tried to take magic and true names but it wont work
Anything else?
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Yes I'm back! I've been here for two days! Trip get me outta here!
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((WE ARE COMING, RHYD! STAY PUT!))
I know, Zaf...
*glances at her, before slinking off to where all the light seemed to sink into*
*touches the glass*
Hello, by the way.
*follows Adra* Adra....what if....what if its like a Magophage? Our magic should return soon...if so.
Anything else... Ah, nope? Nope.
*calls* Adra, I wouldn't touch that if I were you! You might not like what is inside! *laughs*
Rhydian, I have a plan, just stay put.
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Louiehhhhhh
he puts the unf in unfair
ilhsm
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*keeps his rifle pointing at Cain*
Adra. Just a suggestion, follow his advice on this one.
*turns on a recording device*
#ChaseForBook9
(Also- I'm trying to answer everyone! Sorry- you all comment too fast, dammit' :P)
*thumbs the lever anyway, and the hatch unlocks, steam pouring out*
*a warped cry is heard*
*gulps*
Oh god.....
Mara - *hugs*
I'm so excited to finish editing ITS so I can send it off!:D
Then I'm going to finish this story or Imperfect, I think... *nods*
AND THEN WHICHEVER IS NEXT AND MAYBE ITS' SEQUEL BECAUSE THAT'LL BE COOL! :D
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((Mara lol *skips around throwing 1D roses*))
((Luce I want your book. Right now, m'kay? M'kay.))
Yay for Luce!
Oh crap...
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Luce gimme your book!
NOW!!!!!!!
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wHICH BOOK? I HAVE LOTS OF BOOKS THAT I WRITE IN AND I COULD EASILY WRITE A BOOK OF RANDOM STORIES WITH WHAT'S IN THEM AND THEN THERE'S IT AND THE OTHER TWO I'M WRITING AND THEN I WRITE FANFIC TOO, BEAUSE WHY NOT?!:D
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Luci - *hugs back* Yay! :D How's the publisher-ing coming along? Are you still going with the other one?:)
That's awesome :D
ItS' sequel omg <3
I CAN'T WAIT TILL I CAN BUY ITS AND READ IT AND CRY
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Cain Murdaugh, did you commit these offences? (Bearing in mind you cannot lie) Breaking and entering, assault, assault on a sanctuary agent, abduction, murder and harassment?
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Gimme them all Luce!!
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*blinks* No...
*stays put, watching as the hatch opens, revealing a black warped, grotesque figure, with slimy skin, forming and reforming itself*
*it's hand reaches out towards her*
*it utters one word:*Mo-mma...
((I want them all, Luce))
Oh- you didn't need a truth serum for me to tell you that.
Yes- I did. And I don't regret a single moment of it.
Adra.....I can bring him back to a full human state if Cain gave me my magic back. I know exactly how to, he probably did it partial
1D ROSES OMG ADRA
*goes to look up Larry videos*
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Trip when are you coming in the Delorian?
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Cain cried... Twice...
Then still insisted it was perfect.
I really don't get that logic, *laughs*
I've already been told I might be killed because of how sad parts of it are.
AND I AM GOING TO MARRY THE GRASS OKAY.
Publisher business? *grins* ITS will almost definitely be published. I can tell you that much. Not bad to say I've only been writing for a year and a half. And for half of that, I was mostly on hiatus because I hated my writing so much. :P
ITS' sequel is going to be so weird, because it'll be so different. TONS of fun, but very different. I'm really excited, though!:3
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Actually it's a truth sigil. *gets out another, presses it and a green sigil lights up* Unconciousness. *it flies onto Cain and he falls unconscious*
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((And have Grass children? KINKY, LUCE. KINKY.))
*shakes her head, looking at the figure* No, Zaf. Don't put him through that.
*for now*
*keeps his rifle pointed at the unconscious Cain*
I'm not taking any chances.
Yay! One if my best friends is going to be an author!!!!!!
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ONLY NATURALLY, ADRA;D
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*sighs* He's worse off now. The child would be fine but Cain really just screwed that up further. Bastard. I...cant stand this!!
(You don't know about the delorian) Soon. I have a situation to deal with. Most likely I'll come and pick you up a second after you arrived.
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*laughs* I still don't believe it, Rhydian. I don't believe I've finished writing ITS, to be honest... XD
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Sorry, I gtg. See you all soon!
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((GOD, LUCE. ;D THAT MUST BE ILLEGAL OR SOMETHING))
*takes out a lighter, carefully shutting the box, locking it* *breathes in, then out* He shouldn't live like that.
WAIT
QUESTION
Should the protagonist in my new book be a guy or a girl...? I can't decide...!
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bye rhydian
brb
WELL THE BITS THAT I'VE READ EVEN IF IT WAS SKUTTLEBUGGIA AND MAY NOT BE IN ITS STILL MADE ME CURL UP AND WHIMPER BC FEELS SO
*screams* *runs around* *runs into wall*
OMG LUCI
I AM MAKING MY FRIENDS READ IT. AND THEY WILL LIKE IT. I KNOW THEY WILL.
I can't wait to read ITS, omgg. And a sequel... Luci stop I'll end up crying
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Adra oh god....
No, Zaf. No he wouldn't. It isn't right. He... No.
*lifts out the box, setting it on the floor*
((Bye Trip!))
I dunno Luce...What's your new book about? It may help you decide which gender you want the protagonist to be?
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((I want it, Luce! GIMME DAT! And a giiiiiirl :3))
If you insist...*is shaking* if you stop the process what happens to the magic Cain stole from us?
sorry rhydian, i meant bye trip
Adra - I AM QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE NOTHING IS ILLEGALLLLLLL;D
Mara - Awh, *hugs* Ilove you so much, oh my god. <3
It's not THAT bad. :P
Hahaha, I'mma need you all to buy it so I'll be able to write a sequel though :P Hope you don't mind;)
Omg. It's not even that goooood! :P
BYE TRIP!
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Bye Trip!
I'll definitely buy it Luce! You have my word!
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*wraps the small coffin in her jacket, then flicks the lighter, and it goes up in a blaze, screams heard from the inside*
*winces* I don't know, Zaf...
That wasn't Adrian. That was something else. Something worse. Something inhuman. But that was not him.
((*illegalizes Luce* You are now illegal. *places a skulcake on top of her head*))
*laughs* ADRA I LOVE YOU <3
One for girl, okaaaaay. c:
Rhydian - PAUL JUST SAID THAT, OMG.
But idk completely. Imma let it go wherever, mostly. It's how I got ITS. :')
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Who's Adrian?
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*stares at the ceiling, tormented* *eyes narrow* A second time...
*keeps his rifle pointed at Cain, just to be sure*
So its dead. And probably return to us I dont know *sighs* This truly sucks it really does
(BRB I NEED SHOWRR
whats the book called luce?
*puts away her lighter, walking to the machine* My kid, Rhydian.
*examines the front of the machine*
Any idea when ITS will be published?
(Will there be a movie?)
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Oh right Adra. I'm presuming Cain us the father.
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Yeah, it does Zafira.
*sees the two things where the vials are attached*
Dragona, do you have any clue how to un-attach these?
((Yes lol. *facepalms many times*))
Try unscrewing them? Or shoot them. Shooting vials always works.
I LOVE YOU MOOOOORE LUCI
it's so amazing omf
I WILL GET MY MOTHER TO BUY TEN COPIES :3
I'LL BE LIKE ZAYN GETTING EVERYONE TO BUY THE LITTLE MIX ALBUM. YOU HAVE MY WORD. *nods*
*phone rings*
"Jane?"
"Mum."
"What's wrong?"
"Did you buy ITS."
"Yes Jane, eighteen copies."
"Buy it again."
DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU
IT IS AMAZING OKAY
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Yeah, then liquid flies everywhere.
*without looking back* Cain, I know you're awake. Mind helping us out?
((Omfg MARS xD))
Um. No I won't thank you.
*nudges Cain with the glowing end of his rifle* Help them.
...
I'm terrified.
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*raises his shackled hands* Can't. Sorry.
gtg bye
((*twerks to Luce*
*sashays around* *twerks away* WORK HARD TWERK HARD))
*pulls out a wrench*
Luce do you have any idea when ITS will be released? (I wanna read it so bad)
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((Bye Ed!))
Bye Ed!
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Cain, bearing in mind you are still under the truth thingy - if I let you out of your cuffs will you try and attack me in any way or wish to cause me harm?
are you guys rping
HARRY TWERKED IN FRONT OF LITTLE MIX ZAYN AND ED SHEERAN OMFG
AND BASICALLY THE ENTIRE WORLD
<3
ILYSM HARREH
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and also what is the lsodm release date
I am officially back from Iowa! But there is no way I can read all of the old comments, so can someone please update me? The last thing I was here for was Zaf becoming Justaria and hurting Alexis, then being arrested, and then being un-arrested.
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*raises an eyebrow* I solemnly swear, Dragona.
hello aretha! i hope you enjoyed your trip was it fun
Hi Hallie!
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okay so i dont think these guys have been doing much rping lately besides now
hey rhydian! good to see you
ARETHA TESLA I LOVE YOU
((We are, Hallie! And I don't remember, sorry!
Hai hai Ari, wb))
((I said it a lot over he past comments on this page? But I can reiterate if I must))
*removes Cain's cuffs* Now help them. One wrong move and you'll be ripped apart.
Hiiiii Ari! *hugs* :)
Twerking 101 omg XD
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NICCOLO ARETHA OMG I MISSED YOU GUYS!!!!!!
*salutes, walking over to Adra, taking the wrench from her hands, carefully and cautiously removing the two vials*
*grins, handing them to Adra* and there you go.
*snaps his fingers and he disappears into smoke, blowing a kiss, poofing*
*keeps his rifle pointed at Cain*
Ari basically Cain stole mine and Adra's magic tried to bring his son back now he's helping us
And Hello to Niccolo too
yay i have a profile pic now ;D
*fires at Cain before he manages to disappear and he's thrown across the room and starts to be ripped apart at a molecular level*
((Twerk DURKA DERK))
hey alexis!
alexis i asked your mom if you wanted to go to the ball with me so will you
I VANISHED TO TALK TO SOMEONE AND I COME BACK TO THIS?
YOU GUYS WORRY ME.
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Cute, Hallie!
*looks at Cain, who is falling apart*
HARRY CAN TWERK DAYUM YOU GO HARREH
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Have you all forgotten me? Still in 1666...
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dont be worried be happy!
I kinda got asked by someone else and i said yes
*shoots Cain again with the blue beam from his rifle and he is ripped apart completely, not even leaving ash*
((Rhydian. We have not. We are coming. Please just be patient))
oh youre back in time? grab all the famous peeps and bring them back for me will you
oh ok alexis :)
*grins, before completely disintegrating*
((dragona dont think yu can do that))
When I see Croatoan I am tacklehugging him.
I'm not patient Adra. I've been here for two days!
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PERRIE'S FACE
SHE ENJOYED HARRY'S TWERKING
XD
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(rhydian you know none of us can help WAIT until Zaf and Adra get their magic then everyone will get you ok? Seriously you did that in the middle of a crisis we cant time travel so until then WAIT)
*nearly crushes her vials* And that isn't my fault, Rhydian. *buries her emotions* I'm working on it-
ZAFIRA! I've got a present for you!
um rhydian i am going to wave my hand and you will end up in the present
happy now
maybe i can be a time traveller since i dont know what my power should be!!
What is Cain helping the two of you with? Sorry, Adra, I scrolled all the way up the page and didn't see a summary- I might have missed it, though. Anyway, I know what's going on now, for the most part.
Who asked Alexis to the ball?
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I don't think that's how it works Hallie.
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i think mith did
and yeah but nvm
*goes to* Ooh its what I think it is?! Give it here I kinda want my magic back!
Wait. This gun is from the future - meaning it's out of its time stream. We can use it as a gateway. Like an Isthmus Anchor but for time instead of dimension.
Hallie...time travel isn't something you can just learn.
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I GOT A TARDIS PHONE CASSEEE
AND A WEEPING ANGEL'S SHIRTTTT
AND AN EXPLODING TARDIS SHIRRTTT
AND I'M FREAKING OUUT :DDDD
:DD
i am kinda confused right now
((is just going to stay out of it))
Malik asked her to the Ball...why? Niccolo is taking you so she said yes to Malik
Ok I'm good now...
Well, he was helping us with these. *holds up the black and blue containers of bubbling, glowing liquid* Zaf and I's magic.
OOOOOOMGGGGGGG JUBI
that is SO AWESOME
Dragona you'd need something my time era. Wait a sec
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also jubi wheres the profile pic from
((I have a tardis on my phone case!))
*rolls her eyes* I have plenty of antiquities.
Again.
I was alive back then.
i have something my favourite character has and i wear it all the time
*is excited* I wanna show Niccolo how much I recovered from a week ago! *hugs Coco bear tighter*
Use one of your antiques then!
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rhydian
i dont think youre getting out any time soon
*hands Zaf her magic* I don't know how to get it into our systems...
Adra how do we put our magic back into us?
It's in his DNA
D-D-D-DNA...
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WHO KNOWS WHAT MIRACLES YOU CAN ACHIEVE
WHEN YOU BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
...yeah nvm
Oh! Hmm....get me a needle ok? Hyperdermic injection!
suddenly this becomes broadway
suddenly this becomes broadway
Hah.
*takes off her necklace, handing it to Dragona* *sighs* This was a beautiful necklace... It is fragile and will probably break. But whatever. *smiles tightly* It doesn't matter anymore
I'll try and be careful with it Adra.
Oh... wait. There is a simpler way.
okay
i ded to 77711667 and 22574444 and 77775554399991122 and homestuck.
Ads are you using the necklace to get me back? No. If it's precious to you then don't.
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and also to you guys. and to the guys in my picture
tbd
The picture's from this weird chibi making website... lemme see if I can find it
I love Little Mix so much :)
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