Ah, Tanith...
Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.
Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.
Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.
Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.
Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.
On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.
On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.
On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.
And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.
Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.
Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.
I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.
PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...
Thursday, March 28, 2013
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«Oldest ‹Older 4601 – 4800 of 4970 Newer› Newest»*high fives Jubi* *laughs at Star covered in paint*
#ChaseForBook9
Hi Eve!
#ChaseForBook9
*evaporates paint before another paint fight begins*
GAH NO!!! *dives behind Rhy*
I've never danced before.
Well...I have, but it didn't count because I still need to tell people I've never danced before.
i'll dance with whoever just said that I don't remember
@Cassidy: YAY! :)
@Eve: No.
I'm a Flower Princess.
Which I can put in my display name now I'm home . . .
I CANNOT BE QUEEN OF AWESOMENESS! D:
SO I BAN YOUR DECLARATION!!!
*nods*
YES! YOU ARE A LEAF!
A BLUE LEAF!!!! (???? :))
#ChaseForBookNine
Jubi! Don't hide behind me!
#ChaseForBook9
Hi Mith!! Hi Rhydian!
*puts on rollerskates and skates around*
BUT STAR WAS SHOOTING BLUE PAINT AT MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
@Eve: *laughs*
I AM TERRIBLE AT DANCING.
AND I DISLIKE IT.
BUT I'M IN BLOGLAND SO IT'S ALL GOOD. :)
*dances whilst firing paint at Jubi*
#ChaseForBookNine
*appears on roof* You look beautiful, Aretha. *offers her a hand* Would you care to dance?
#ChaseForBook9
I'm the one who said it Adra. Do I have to dance though?
#ChaseForBook9
Oh, you're all flower princesses now...Sounds like a cult!
*skates innocently but insolently*
@Eve: You can skate on this amount of paint? :O
Hunter oves rollerblading. Beacuse it's like ice skating. And he loves that.
#ChaseForBookNine
Well didn't you just say you wanted to dance?
*jumps out from behind Rhy adn shoots starts shooting Star like crazy*
*stares for a moment, then takes hand* Sure... Thank you.
#ChaseForBook9
*loves
@Eve: IDK IF IT'S A CULT. ASK THE QUEEEEEEEEEEEEN. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Fine. I'll dance. But NEVER speak of this again.
#ChaseForBook9
*shoots stars legs, making her fall*
*grabs Star's arm and swings her around while on rollerskates*
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Star, where IS Hunter? He was here yesterday, wasn't he?
*and starts shooting
I can skate on anything!
Except for rollerskates. God, those are impossible.
*dances with turnip-head*
NIKOLA TESLAAAAAAAAAAAA. <3
*chucks paint balloon at Jubi*
#ChaseFOrBookNine
Aww...its over?
*changes back into her dress* another lonely night ahead.
*pulls Aretha into a waltz, using air to compensate for any not-quite-flat surfaces on the roof*
#ChaaseForBook9
Adra? We dancing or not?
#ChaseForBook9
*catches paint balloon and it splatters all over my hands*
ugh
*runs up to star and smears pain covered hands all over her dress*
*magically becomes clean and pretty and in her actual dress* GOOD~
*drags Rhydian back to Chester*
*sorry* *i had to do something real quick*
Gemma! Dance with me! *pulls over to dance*
Is it still happening in 15 or 16 -
Ew.
15 or 16 hours? Because I have to sleep now and that's when I'm back home tomorrow. :/
Chester? What?
#ChaseForBook9
@Eve: *nods seriously* Yes, indeed. *hugs her* :)
@Mithria: He was . . .
But he does, you know, have a life. Unlike me. XD
I can bring him on if you want. :)
@Eve: YAAAAAAAAAY!
*pts rollerskates on and skates with her, which I CAN DO WITHOUT TRIPPING OVER BEACUSE THEY GAIN ME EXTRA HEIGHT SO MY DRESS IS OFF THE GROUND*
YAAAAAY!
#ChaseForBookNine
*waltzes with Niccolo* I'm surprised that you came.
#ChaseForBook9
*hugs back*
N'aw. XD
*skates into oblivion*
@Rhydian: The ballroom is in Sparky's treehouse, called Chester. :)
@Eve: Idk.
I think so?
*tries to add up hours through the music playing in my ears* *fails*
#ChaseForBookNine
Where the ball is being held!
*pulls him into the ball room* Right. You do know how to dance, yeah?
Sorry turnip-head
*appears on pirate ship in the 1800's* ok?
Oh well. I'll come back tomorrow and see. It's been fun!
Bye everyone!
Yun yun!
*looks at Star, not sure what to say*
*wonders if Hunter can dance*
bye eve
OBLIVION SOUNDS OBLIVION-Y. O_O
*would hug Ari and Niccolo, but I don't want to ruin the moment and PAINTTTTTTT*
@Jubi: *laughs* My dress is painty0er tha your hands. XD
*wipes dress on Jubi*
#ChaseForBookNine
*smiles* As am I. I honestly doubted I could manage it, but someone had to do something you would enjoy. I have no doubt you would be thrilled by a paint war if you were wearing anything else.
#ChaseForBook9
Well...I've seen people dance in TV and I've seen my sis at parties. So...no. I don't know how to dance.
So this should be funny!
#ChaseForBook9
Bye eve!
#ChaseForBook9
:( FOURS, EVE!
@Mithria: He can actually dance.
Unlike me. XD
#CHaseForBookNine
Fine.
BE THAT WAY
AT LEAST MY DRESS LOOKS LIKE A RANBOW!!! :D
*pirate walks up* take me to your captain
@Gemma: ANd hey, I haven't dacned with ANYONE yet, except Cassidy, and she was mostly stopping me falling over. XD
#ChaseForBookNine
*smiles* I think it would be fun dancing with Hunter...
Oh dear...
Right.
*takes his hand, putting it on her waist, and taking his other hand* Right. On my lead- it's more about the flow*
Slowly takes a few steps in a small waltz*
Bye Eve!
@Jubi: NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY RAINBOWS? YOUR DRESS HSOULD BE BLUE!!!!!!!
*fires blue paint at her*
#ChaseForBookNine
((Pirate walks up to who? Where?))
#ChaseForBook9
(aretha, i travelled back in time)
*pirate locks me in hold of the ship*
I'll just follow your lead Ads.
*tries not to look like a weirdo* *fails and laughs at self*
#ChaseForBook9
Hello.
#ChaseForBookNine
@Rhydian: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH WEIRDOS.
*is a weirdo*
#ChaseForBookNine
IT'S RAINBOWS BECAUSE /YOUR/ DRESS IS COVERED IN RAINBOWS!!!!
*shoots more green paint at Star*
Hi Hunter!
#ChaseForBook9
*dances* see, try not to think too much about your feet, moreof just dancing- your feet don't matter, really as long as you don't fall over them
*picks lock and walks to central deck*
Hey Hunter! *waves*
*is now not sure what to do and stands watching the others dance*
((Oh. I think we agreed to halt all roleplay plots for the ball, though. Sorry, don't mean to be rude, just saying... Otherwise people get confused and stuff.))
#ChaseForBook9
@Star: I know. I'm one to :)
#ChaseForBook9
HUNTER!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom covering him in rainbows*
HAAIIII
@Jubi: MY DRESS IS ONLY RAINDBOW-LIKE ON THE OUTSIDE.
UNDERNEATH, IT BE BLUEEEEEEEEEE.
WHICH MAKES UP FOR IT>
*hits Jubi's head with paint balloon*
#'CHaseForBookNien
(oh, didnt realise sorry.)
*dances with Adra* *hasn't fallen over yet*
Surprisingly I'm really enjoying the Ball. :)
#ChaseForBook9
@RHydian: Yay for weirdos! :)
#ChaseForBookNine
*Starts chucking paint balloons filled with purple paint at Star*
Hello, Hunter.
See? It isn't that bad. *grins* Thank God- these past few months have been, well... Interesting.
*is supermegatacklehugofdoomed by a painty Jubi* You're kidding. I missed paintballing? :(
Hello, everyone who said hello.
#ChaseForBookNine
Interesting Ads? In what way?
#ChaseForBook9
(I CAN'T ASK HUNTER IF HE'D LIKE TO DANCE WITH ME BECAUSE I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO ASK!! ;_;)
@Rhydian: Yay! :)
*hides behind chair and fires paintball gun at Jubiness*
#ChaseForBookNine
((No, don't be sorry, it's fine.))
*suddenly stops dancing and hugs Niccolo, burying face in his shoulder* I missed you... ((And with that, we take our leave for now. I'll be back later!))
#ChaseForBook9
Phone died! Had to find the charger... Back :)
. . . Does anyone who isn't otehrwise occupied want to dance?
#ChaseForBookNine
Interesting as in really no time to just unwind, you know? Everything was one thing right after another.
:( FOURS, ARI, NICCOLO!
#ChaseForBookNine
Anyone want to dance? :)
I know what you mean Adra.
#ChaseForBook9
*Fires more green paintballs varying in shade at Starryness*
@Adra: Well, that's a bit inconsidorate. You'd've thought some would've come from the left. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
*raises hand a bit and looks at Hunter*
Uh... I'd like to dance. Or better: I'd like to try to dance^^
Bye Ari!
#ChaseForBook9
*reappears and dances by self*
Good grief, Hunter.
But yeah...
*continues to dance* *shrugs* It's just nice to have a day or two
*lifts up dress to avoid tripping and runs around Jubi in circles, trying to make her dizzy* *accidentally releasesgrip on dress and trips*
@Cassidy: Um. I would, but I'm attacking Jubi. :/
#ChaseForBookNine
*freezes bottom of shoes and ice skates round dance floor*
It's fine. I'll dance with Turnip-Head :3
HAHAHAAAAA YOU CAN'T FOOL ME WITH THAT!!! I'M IMMUNE TO DIZZYNESS!!!!!!!! *starts shooting Star on the floor*
@Adra: it'd be great to have a few days rest. But after the Ball I've gotta go back to work and school starts soon. No rest for me
#ChaseForBook9
*gives Adra odd look* Grief is good?
@Mithria: Okay. :) Dance what?
. . . Actually, it's the internet. The awesome thing about the internet is that you can just do this: *starts dancing with Mithria*
And it works. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
I'll be back in a minute! Hold on, Hunter xD
Are we here?
@Hunter: That's cheating.
*levitates over paint to sit in chair away from Star and Jubi*
#ChaseForBookNine
@Jubi: NOOOOOOOOO.
*grabs her legs, pulling her over*
#ChaseForBookNine
Yeah- I feel ya. School. Blegh.
No.
Back!
*smiles while dancing with Hunter*
*hopes not to look completely like a fool*
*dances to Kings of Leon with Turnip-Head*
@Ez: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO AWAY.
*ignores her*
@Mithria: Okay. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
*Falls onto the floor* oof
(Brb...I gtg eat breakfast/lunch....)
@Dragona: It appears so. Although where 'here ' was was never defined. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Ok, we're here.
Star/Hunter - do you have time to comment on my story and other random post? If you want to, I mean.
@Adra: so how's work at the New Delhi Sanctuary going? Enjoying it?
Hi Ez! Nice to finally meet you!
#ChaseForBook9
@Mithria: Hello again. :) *carries on dancing*
#ChaseForBookNine
*Turnip-Head hops off*
*Dances with music*
Hunter, you're a really good dancer!
Oh, It's lovely- I don't even speak English most of the time... It's more.. Efficient, I think
Hello, Rhydian!
Nice to meet you too. :)
*raises eyebrow at Hunter* I take it you're still annoyed at me, then.
*holds up both index fingers, then forms right index finger adn thumb into cicle and grins*
#ChaseForBookNine
@Dragona: Probably not right now. D:
I'm getting behind as it is, trying to talk as three people.
I will look at the blog today, though.
Sorry it's taking me so long to get there . . .
@Jubi: Okay. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
*trips on own feet and tumbles face first into a pillar*
Oh crap, nosebleed!
*presses tissues to nose and takes a seat in the corner*
@Star: Three people?? *is confused*
*carries on ignoring Ez*
@Mithria: Thank you. :)
You're better than you think you are. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Adra...have the Sanctuary mentioned anything about The Institute?
#ChaseForBook9
Oh dear Cas..
I don't believe so, no... At least, from what I've heard
*levitates to corner with Cassidy, checking for paint*
Hello.
Other than your nosebleed, how are you?
#ChaseForBookNine
Knew I would miss Ari meh
*smiles at Hunter* How do you know what I think, hm?
I'm coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss
It was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
And I just can't look it's killing me
And taking control
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
Cause I'm Mr. Brightside
I'm coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss
It was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
Cause I just can't look it's killing me
And taking control
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
Cause I'm Mr. Brightside
@Mithria: I'm Ez as well . . . long story. I think. Well, it's a long story when I tell it.
#ChaseForBookNine
BAACCKKK
@Adra: oh right. Never mind then
*continues to dance*
#ChaseForBook9
@Star: Oh... good to know^^
Oh, hi! *waves*
I'm great, actually :) Just singing :)
Thanks.
What about you? *smiles*
Oh... Right then. *makes a mental note* *dances*
Wb Jubi!
#ChaseForBook9
Hey Jubab
*scrambles to feet and shoots purple, green, orange, red, yellow, and pink paintballs at Star*
Forget I ever mentioned it Adra.
#ChaseForBook9
HELLO AMIGOS!!!
HI JUBIIII! :D
@Mithria: Because I'm a mind reader. *grins*
Not really. I don't know what you're thinking; I was making deductions.
#ChaseForBookNine
Hiya Jubi!
@Cassidy: It's great you're great, I guess. :)
I'm okay, I suppose.
#ChaseForBookNine
I almost thought I'd have to be afraid of you, Hunter. *grins* But my mind would scare you away anyway. *laughs*
Rhydian...
@Jubi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*throws paint grenades everywhere* *runs away* *trips*
#ChaseForBookNine
Hahaha, Ez. What's up?
Yes Adra?
#ChaseForBook9
NOT THE PAINT GRENADES!!!!! *dives behind a rock*
*Evaporates paint before it hits everyone*
What's going on
Nothing Adra...it's really nothing. And don't tell anyone that I asked if they mentioned The Sanctum. It's for your own safety.
#ChaseForBook9
*rolls her eyes* Fine. Don't tell me. I'll find out eventually
@Mithria: I'm glad you're not afraid of me. :)
Although if your mind would scare me, my mind would probably give you a heart attack from terror. Sometimes I lock it in a cupboard, but it can pick locks. :(
#ChaseForBookNine
@Cassidy: Paint-covered rafters? *smiles*
#ChaseForBookNine
Ads its nothing personal.
Someone is trying to take mortal children and destroy the Institute
#ChaseForBook9
@Jubi: THAT'S EVE'S COUSIN!!!!!!
@Cassidy: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh, hey. LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!!!
*chucks my last paint grenade at Jubi whilst she should be distracted*
#ChaseForBookNine
@Hunter: I'm sure it's not THAT terrible!
(Dinner, brb!)
And we have reason to believe that the Sanctuaries are trying to destroy us.
Not sure who's taking the kids though
#ChaseForBook9
Then (once the Ball is over) We'll kick their ass. Like always.
*laughs*
To all who have read all of my Mass Effect Fanfiction - the first part of a new series set two years before the main story and that is about Emi is now up.
http://masseffectfanfiction.blogspot.co.uk
@Rhydian: That sounds bad.
If you need me to help you with anything, I'm right here.
#ChaseForBookNine
Thanks Adra. You really don't need to help.
#ChaseForBook9
Thanks Ez. But you don't have to
#ChaseForBook9
@Mithria: I won't try and rpove you wrong. Heart attacks are nasty. :)
((Okay.))
#ChaseForBookNine
Oh don't you dare start that, Saint. I'm helping whether you want me to or not. Capische? Capische.
@Rhydian: I'm left here. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Okay Ads. *gives Adra contact lenses*
#ChaseForBook9
@Rhydian: Tip - Don't accept Hunter's help. That way, if he wants to help, he'll help me to help you, which would be better for you as I actually help helpfully.
#ChaseForBookNine
I- what are these?
The lenses are like cameras. Once you put them in we'll be able to see what you see on a monitor.
#ChaseForBook9
@Ez: AW WHAT.
@Rhydian: Ez is actually talking sense. But sense is overrated.
#ChaseForBookNine
@Dragona: Yay!
@THE FACT I HAVE TO DED NOOOOOOOOO: AW WHAT???
#ChaseForBookNine
Just in case the people who are interested did not see in this practically endless ocean of comments, just the link again to my blog because there is a new post.
http://masseffectfanfiction.blogspot.co.uk
Okay Ez.
Adra all the Sanctuaries are going to have a meeting about The Institute and I think they're helping something take the kids. With the contacts we'll know what's going on
#ChaseForBook9
Sorry guys, I died, im back now though. Nah I was actually trying to pick a cosplay outfit.
@Hunter: I thought you were ignoring me?
#ChaseForBookNine
*ignores Ez*
#ChaseForBookNine
*nods* Right then.
But after the Ball. *nods*
Welcome back, Gemma! :)
#ChaseForBookNine
*sways to beat*
Star, dance with me? ;)
@Rhydian and Adra: I'll be here after the Ball, then. :)
The great thing about time-travelling here is that I know I can be available. :)
@Hunter: *rolls eyes*
#ChaseForBookNine
Wb Gemma!
Okay. After the Ball. I was thinking that
#ChaseForBook9
Since im only gonna dance with girls again xD
@Gemma: Sure! :)
Well, I'm really bad at dancing, but I'll try my ultimate best. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Gemma- there are clearly less guys on the blog than girls. It's inevitable.
Besides, what's wrong with dancing with people of the same gender?
*resists urge to say to Ez that the great thing about time-travelling here is the TIME TRAVEL* *resists urge to point out to Ez that I can resist an urge* *resists urge to point out to Ez that I can resist multiple urges* *resists urge to point out that this wins me an arguement we had a few years ago*
#ChaseForBookNine
I could show you if you want, I love ballroom dancing.
*takes her hand and puts own hand rouns star's waist*
Just go back with your left foot then right, go forward 2ith your rigt then left first.
*empties flask into punch bowl*
*munches on Skittles*
*resists urge to point out to Hunter that I can actually read what he's writing*
#ChaseForBookNine
With* right* x.x
I'm watching a film called Nims island or something similar. It's SO bad... probably the worst film I've ever watched.
*sees Skittles* *tackles Cassidy for them*
#ChaseForBook9
*pours herself a glass of wine, perching on a table*
*blows party whistle*
*slolwy does what Gemma says* Thank you . . . :)
*almost trips over*
See? That was an ALMOST. :)
*dances with Gemma*
#ChaseForBookNine
Nooooo! My Skittles! *hold Skittles away from Rhydian*
sorry for dissapearing, rhydian what is the sanctum?
Haha, looks like you have the grasp of it, now try to do it in a little circle.
*resists urge to congratulate Ez on her ability to read*
#ChaseForBookNine
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