Ah, Tanith...
Who would have thought you'd be the star of your own book, six years after I had the White Cleaver stab you through the back? Not I, certainly. When I first started writing, I had no plans for you beyond that fight scene. But fate— and my agent— intervened, and you stayed alive, and I am so glad you did.
Now here you are, heading up The Maleficent Seven, going on sale today (in the countries where it IS going on sale, obviously). I had envisioned this as a tiny little book, just a fraction longer than The End of the World, which would keep my precious Minions from gnawing their own arms off in anticipation of the next Skulduggery instalment. But yet again, things did not go according to plan. Yet again, you surprised me. And when I looked up, TMS had morphed from a novella into a book. It's still pretty short, as books go, but it's a lot more substantial than originally intended.
Now then, what public engagements do I have before me to celebrate this launch? Well, this afternoon, between 5 and 6, I have a, er, "twinterview"... is that what they're calling it? Seriously? Anyway, I'll be answering a load of questions that came with the hashtag #AskDerek. Apparently.
Then on Friday I'll be heading into RTE in the morning for the show Elev8, where I'll be talking with the beautiful Diana. And a bloke.
Then on Saturday I have signings in Easons in Blanchardstown at 11 and Easons Dundrum at 3.
On April 5th, there's a public signing in WHSmith in Guildford at 1PM, and my only EVENT at the Stratford Picture House at 5.
On the 6th, I'll be signing in WHSmith in Brent Cross at 11, and Waterstones in Bury St Edmunds at 5.
On the 7th, there is a signing in Waterstones in Norwich at 12.
And that's it. I'm not really sure where the proposed Milton Keynes signing went. Dammit.
Over the next few months I'll be making appearances in Derry, the Hay Festival, Leeds, Wicklow, and Dublin. Further details will be announced closer to the time.
Let's see... anything else...? Oh! Those of you signed up for the newsletter should be receiving a very cool email shortly. For those of you who aren't, keep an eye on the snazzy new Skulduggery website. Pay attention to a little competition called Exquisite Corpse.
I have to get back to work now. This book will not write itself— no matter how much I might want it to.
PS The Comment Section on THIS post is the ONLY Comment Section where you can discuss TMS! As usual, try not to be TOO spoilery when it comes to details. If you liked a certain bit, don't mention names or EXACT details- anyone else who has read the book will know what you're talking about. Remember that there are always oddball Minions who will read the spoilers before they read the book, and then get really, really mad with you for spoiling it...
Thursday, March 28, 2013
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«Oldest ‹Older 3601 – 3800 of 4970 Newer› Newest»I cant now its quarter to 9am! Im the only one awake
I don't think I'll be able to right now. Mum'll go mad
#ChaseForBook9
SO Y'ALL KNOW THAT IN BSE IT SAYS
"Said her name was Georgia Rose,"
WELL I WENT TO STARBUCKS AND SAID MY NAME WAS GEORGIA ROSE WHEN SHE ASKED ME MY NAME
:3
*is not here*
#ChaseForBook9
Don't worry, Zaf.
I missed the Google hangout thingy. Because I don't think I have an account thingy... Idk.
Anyone with a gmail..?
I feel bad becase Brave wants to talk to me and now nobody will ever go on again because usually everytime i want to do something nobody can but the moment i go to eat everyone can so
I'll try Zaf. Mum just doesn't want me on it all day
#ChaseForBook9
Names, anyone?
Last names are Vertigo and Ricochet. I prefer Ricochet.
I don't have gmail, which is the problem D:
I might make a gmail account, though. Idk.
I have a gmail but nobody would add me anyway so
bellagaunt13@gmail.com
You're choice, Alex...
*Sighs and flicks through open tabs* Godamn... I'm not going to be on this week unless its midday and I'm in a Maccas... *Punches tree in frustration*
Do it, Cain!
Hmm...
Ricochet...
Hmmmmmmmm
Aaron?
Maverick? *shrugs*
*Screams in anger and falls to the ground* GOD DAMN IT ALL!! *Buries head in hands and tries not to cry*
I'm waiting. Now what?
#ChaseForBook9
Zaf I've added you
#ChaseForBook9
*sighs* I knew I'm not wanted
Oh ok thanks because probably nobody else would want me
Zaf I've added you.
#ChaseForBook9
No what do I do?
#ChaseForBook9
*now
#ChaseForBook9
Zaf quit saying that.
I really have given up, and I know you want someone to tell you that thy do want you but it's becoming a bit excessive.
Horseback in 25..?
Anyone else wanna join?
#ChaseForBook9
Guys, I love you all. I'm not going to see you until God knows when. Fuck my life. Friday arvo for Aussies, Thursday some time for others.
Sorry guys... Life's fucked.
Death why don't you join us in the chat?
#ChaseForBook9
Whatever i kind of know the truth im not stupid honestly *sits by tree* times is hard, and ooh ice cream truck comes today
Why wont we see you Death? I thought you had school
It's 11pm here and I'm totally "sleeping"... Worst week ever tomorrow...
I'm in Melbourne and I'm in a hotel for the next two weeks (excluding weekends) and we have to pay for wifi.,, I can't do that...
Oh wow most hotels hers we dont pay for wifi
Well, Aussie is stupid. Melbourne is stupid. I want wifi. I want sleep but I live you guys too much.
*hugs* miss you Deathy
*hugs Death*
#ChaseForBook9
*glances at her watch* I'm going to have to go kill some people now.
I'll be back whenever
*jumps through a portal*
Bye Adra!
#ChaseForBook9
I'll miss you guys like you won't believe... I'll kill people if I have to... Like, I'll get so angry, because this is a stress relief, that I'll kill people...
If you guys hear of a fifteen year old going on a killing-spree in Melbourne, don't worry! It's just me missing you all!!
*Bites lip* Shit. Need to sleep. *Eyes time* Fuck this... Damn... Sorry... I'll see you next week!! *Hugs everyone really tightly and fades away, crying*
Bye Adra
Bye Deathy
Bye Death!
#ChaseForBook9
Sorry Derek is on twitter i needed to torment him
Gtg now. BYE!
#ChaseForBook9
Bye
No matter what he does, every person on earth plays a central role in the history of the world. And normally he doesn't know it.
Paulo Coelho
(Now gone)
Good morning, evening, afternoon, or various and sundry times to those who currently reside in Blogland!
Morning Sir!
Good morning, Zafira.
SIR!
*jumptacklehugs*
Er, yes. If you would allow me to detach myself, Adrasdos....
*rolls away*
RIGHT. Yes. *nods*
I have returned from my mission everyone. *nods*
Mission? Quite intriguing.
I am happy we are getting a new post tonight
It wasn't entertaining but I'm sure in twenty years I might look back on it and laugh
Perhaps, Adrasdos. These things are difficult to predict, due to their saturnine, chaotic nature.
Not many missions I go on are that exciting though mostly I am asked to help in any big cases. *shrugs* I need to talk to Ari she keeps coming on at like the most forsaken hours for me
*nods, climbing into a barrel*
So how do you breathe, Sir Rein?
Saturnine? SATURNINE? How DARE you CORRECT ME, BROWSER!
Sir are you okay? *sits in tree*
*shrugs* I thought it was just another word you used
Bah! The PROPER Shakespearean term is saturnian, not SATURNINE!
*chuckles, lowering the lid of the barrel*
*hangs aimlessly*
Ed! Hi!
hi adra
Greetings, Edward! Adrasdos, wherefore are you in a barrel?
*rolls down a hill in her barrel*
good day sir reingington
Nothing interesting has been happening. Ergo, I must entertain myself somehow
MY FATHER GOT ME A HARRY STYLES CARDBOARD CUTOUT FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
I WALKED INTO MY ROOM, SAW IT, SCREAMED, FELL OVER, LOOKED UP, SAW WHAT IT WAS, AND STARTED CRYING.
#ChaseForBook9
Omg so cool Mara!
Mara! *hugs* That's awesome!
what happened while i was away?
Greetings to you as well, Maralie.
Nothing of import, Edward.
*the barrel comes to a stop*
MUAHA.
*runs back to the bar camp place*
*slips in, tiptoeing towards the cellar*
Nothing really Edward and I really mean nothing go look at the Nameless blog its as of August 17th
IT WAS FOOKING TERRIFYING. *hugs back*
abpcdehipdf w hef vhip vr whoi hrou rgw. N
Keyboard spasm.
#ChaseForBook9
Hey, Sir. *hugs* :)
Hey Edward, *hugs*
#ChaseForBook9
MARAAAAAA
OH |\€,*[!,+[£+,£_! I NEVER FINISHED YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT! D:
#ChaseForBook9
Javier: *puts arms around Zaf from behind her* Zaf you look extremely tired havent you been sleeping
No.
Javier: work?
Yeah you could say that...
Olivia: *crawls around by people*
hello zaf and mara. might dissapear as my computer keeps crashing
Also hello.
#ChaseForBook9
Olivia: *crawls to Fabi* Awi! Awi!
Hi Fabi!
*hugs*
*nods to Edward* That's alright!
*cautiously slithers behind the bar counter*
*hides*
[Laughs] I'm not Ari. You're cute, though, Olivia. [Makes a silly face]
#ChaseForBook9
Adra can I have the loopy wine?
Javier: hell no do not give Zaf anymore Tumblesoz!
Olivia: *reaches for giggling* Fahi!
[hugs Adra back]
Hi!
Hi Zaf, Mara, Sir, and Edward. :-)
#ChaseForBook9
Shhhh! *whispers*
[Laughs and crouches down]
[Is unsure how to properly act around someone that little]
[Waves]
#ChaseForBook9
Olivia: *giggles holding Coco bear* Coco!
...
FABI
NO. BIRTHDAY. PRESENTS.
NO NO NO.
KESSIE IS MAKING ME ONE ALREADY AND I FEEL TOO BAD BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO.
THAT GOES FOR ALL OF YOU. NO BIRTHDAY PRESENTS FOR MARA. *shakes head*
*hugs Fabi* But thank you for thinking of me. And today isn't my birthday, it's Monday (: dad just won't see me on Monday so he gave me my presents now.
#ChaseForBook9
*hides in her barrel behind the bar counter*
*waits*
*whispers* guys?
What Adra?
*whispers* It went silent
Indeed it did.
TOO LATE. I ALREADY STARTED IT!
And oh, good. I have until Monday.
If it makes you feel better, it's something I would have made anyway.
AIEEEEEEEEE SILENCE!
[Begins playing high notes on the flute]
#ChaseForBook9
Sorry it did....*nods* OLIVIA! You did not just take Alexis's Coco bear did you?
Alexis: Olivia stole Coco bear!
*gently takes Coco bear from Olivia* Olivis baby you can't take things from Alexis *picks Olivia up*
Olivia: *noms on Momma's shirt*
*plays the flute from inside the barrel*
*noms on a cracker*
[Laughs at Olivia]
[Attempts to play notes that won't clash too terribly with Adra's]
#ChaseForBook9
*pulls out a keyboard in the barrel*
*matches Fabi*
[Continues to play and wonders if I can randomly start playing another instrument as well to make things funny]
[Sits near a drum and taps at it with feet]
[Decides that doesn't really work well]
[Sort of half-shrugs]
#ChaseForBook9
FABI
DON'T YOU DARE
#ChaseForBook9
*smirks and carries Olivia* Olivia baby you want to swim?
Olivia: Awi Awi! Adwa Adwa! (she cant pronounce R at all like my nephew who would call me Ewin not Erin)
Let' please not start another music war.
The last one was awful.
*plays Bach*
Well, if it isn't baroque, there is little need to fix it.
DON'T WORRY MARA
I'M THE QUEEN OF UNFINISHED PROJECTS.
IT IS LIKELY THAT IT WILL BE VERY VERY INCOMPLETE.
#ChaseForBook9
[Shrugs]
Okay then. I don't really have enough hands to play multiple instruments, anyway.
#ChaseForBook9
*sits in grass watching holding Coco bear*
Oh God...
Last time I was up to at least ten.
*laughs* GOD
I AM SENDING YOU TO THE PUNITENTIARY
Can I join in? I can play flute!
*glares at Fabi*
IT BETTER BE SO DAMN INCOMPLETE THAT IT ISN'T EVEN THERE. I'M WARNING YOU.
#ChaseForBook9
*stifles her laughter*
I have a feeling I'll be waiting in here all day...
Hello.
For Uncle Trip? Yeah...I hope Brave comes on soon!
Hiya Dragona
*nods* I'm nodding, Alexis
For those who aren't aware I posted a new part of my Mass Effect Fanfiction if any of you are interested:
http://masseffectfanfiction.blogspot.co.uk
[Evil laughter]
It was really funny, Nel and I were planning Mom's birthday, but talking about it like it was torture or something.
Nelnah: I think there should be ICE CREAM.
[Evil laughter]
Me: With CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES.
Nel: You wouldn't be that evil, would you, Fabi?
Me: [Evil laughter]
Um... It works better in person. I can't exactly type with the right tone of voice.
#ChaseForBook9
Hello Dragona.
#ChaseForBook9
Yellows!:)
#ChaseForBook9
IENI! [hugs]
#ChaseForBook9
Aunt Adra are you ok?
Sup Ieni!
And yeeeees. Why wouldn't I be?
You seem distracted and upset....
*whispers* What has led you to this conclusion, Alexis
Hello? I finally remembered my pssword to this! :D
You are hiding and stuff
HI WILLOW
Hi, Alexis, Adra and Fabi!!!!!!:):)
My, ceiling, Adra:)
I spent most of my day at this place called Twinwoods, because my bro got free tickets. And it's like this 1940s festival thing and this dude called John Miller comes over from America and stuff. It was kinda boring though, because loaaaads of adults D:
#ChaseForBook9
Willow! *huggles*
And I am lying in wait- not hiding
*throws cheese at everyone*
Hi Willow! [hugs]
Hm. That sounds interesting, Ieni.
#ChaseForBook9
I'm so tired! D:I stayed up allll night with my friends sorry if I fall asleep because sleep is fun! :D
*is thankfully away from the cheese*
[Catches cheese and throws it back at Dragona]
#ChaseForBook9
Eww, cheese. Scott put cheese on his popcorn yesterday at the cinema. It looked mank.
Willow, Dragona!!!:
Ehehe, sounds fun, Willow:)
*throws cheese in Marmite*
#ChaseForBook9
I like parmesan on my popcorn sometimes!
Not on movie theater popcorn, though, since that's usually loaded with butter and artificial stuff my Mom likes to rant about.
#ChaseForBook9
Hi Ieni how Willow! Do you guys know me?
Ooh PEOPLE I KNOW
I still have runes on my skin *giggles*
Hiya, Zafira! :)
WILLOW!!!
((Me too!))
*hums, switching to Chopin*
*nods, scooting the barrel out of the bar inch by inch*
*has made only one foot*
Meh.
Want help Adra?
*childishly* Nu~
*inches forward, peeking out the eyehole in the side*
God Damn, bloody storms. Breaking my wifi connection, even though you sound so nice.
Storms aren't fun! *glares* Adra can I hit Niccolo next time he comes on?
[Flits around imitating a hummingbird]
[Tries not to vanish]
#ChaseForBook9
I quite like storms...
No, Alexis.
*nods to Fabi*
*works her way forward*
But he probably wouldnt notice! *jumps in lake and runs out screaming*
*throws cheese at everyone again*
[nods at Adra]
[is a bit perplexed about what she's doing]
[shrugs it off]
[throws buttered toast at Dragona]
#ChaseForBook9
*toast and cheese meet and form CHEESE ON TOAST*
I'm having breakfast now and writing and reading so bye for now!
((There's only so much I can do at once))
#ChaseForBook9
Goodbye Fabi!
((Zaf your phone))
*inches forward*
Bye Fabi!
What about my phone? I havent got any texts yet
*hums rock, scooting forward*
Adra what are you doing?!
I am scooting!
Hi Jubi!
*giggles*
ADRA!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
HAAAAIIIII!!!!!!!
SCOOOOOOOTINGGGGG!
Hiya
HAI ALEXIS!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
Okay so what now...*layss on grass*
EEEEO
*shrugss, continuing to scoot and hum*
*chases barrel kicking it* FLY ADRA FLY
OOH FIRSTY?
MINE
Yay I dedicate this page to everyone coming on and something fun happeneing like uh uh SOMETHING anything,...and to Adra falling into the lake....
I also decicate to life because life is precious savor every freakin moment
OI! *the barrel tumbles down the staircase*
*lays there, the back of her head bleeding and her elbow sore* What the hell, Alexis?
i wanted to see how far you'd roll! *goes and kicks barrel further aiming towards the lake*
*casually rolls from the barrel, standing up* Could you not have waited until I was outside the barrel before you pushed it down the stairs?
no. I was curious! hey your head is bleeding want me to make the fron of your head bleed? *draws knife*
*Laughs*
Sorry I poofed.
What the shit! *standa up*
Alexis, what the hell is wrong with you
nothing! i'm bored so i thought i'd make fun *throws knife at Adra's head*
Alexis I will deal with beating up Adra
*blocks the knife, and it rebounds to the side* Alexis, stop
What the hell!
*tilts head* Why is everyone trying to kill Adra?
Yes Momma *picks up knife and runs off*
I SHALL GET FIRST.
I SHALL.
I SHALL GET IT.
SOMETIME IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS.
AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS.
*has a ded*
Don't get your hopes up, though. It involves A7X, so you're all going to be groaning at me. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
*comes up behind Adra and stabs in the back* Hello darling
SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE!
#ChaseForBOokNine
Hey Star! How are you? Did you read my story?
*blinks* Everyone on here is so non-violent, I feel like I'm in a temple or something.
#ChaseForBookNine
HAI STAR!!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
*raises Reaper Blackstar*
Could we stop trying to kill each other? It's rather disturbing.
@Dragona: Which bit of it?
Never mind, I'll go and check it now and if I haven't read anything, I'll read it, and if I have read it, I'll just close the window and LIFE SHALL CONTINUE.
"LIVE
Is there another way to live?
DIE
Coz it's the only way to die!"
. . . Sorry.
#ChaseForBookNine
Star, the newest part? I said last night.
*pulls the knife out* Ahem. Rude.
*does a backflip into a branch*
@DRAGONA: IF IT'S DISTURBING
THAT'S GOOD
BECAUSE IT'S ANOTHER FORM OF THE WORD 'TO DISTURB'
AND ANOTHER OTHER FORM OF THAT
IS 'DISTURBED'
AND /DISTURBED./ :)
#ChaseForBookNine
But see Dragona, the thing is, I have the kind of memory that isn't too good at practical things like that, so I can't remember when I read what or when you said what or what. XD
My brain's good with remembering stuff I learn in school though, which is awesome. :)
It's just bad with practical things like times and dates and that. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
not rude, entettaining. Come out and play, Adra
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