Saturday, February 16, 2013

Up For Air

84,726 words.

And that's the PLOT written.

Now I go back to the very start and write the STORY. The story is different from the plot. The plot is everything that has to happen at certain points— the plot is the writer inflicting his will on the book. The story, however, is how we get to the plot. The story is what drives the characters forward. The story is what captivates US, the reader.

Naturally, there's a whole heap of overlap between the two. A lot of the time, plot is story and story is plot. But not ALL the time. And for this one, the war book, I needed to get the plot hammered into shape before I start to lather on the story.

Now I get to spend time with Val and her family. Now I get to write about Scapegrace and Thrasher. Now I get to have fun and make jokes.

If there's one thing I don't want, is to have a less-funny Skulduggery book. I like it when they're funny. The danger, as Val gets older and the books get darker, is that they lose their humour. I haven't read the first few books in a while, but I'd imagine there are a lot more jokes per page in the early ones than the later ones. I expected this, but there is still a certain ratio I have to keep. Even though you Minions respond to the emotional beats of these stories as they get more mature, no one is really wishing for a joke-free book, are they? Where's the fun in that? So now I go back and make sure that no matter how grim things get (and they DO get grim) or how dire the situation becomes (and it DOES become dire), we have enough jokes and laughing-in-the-face-of-death to see us through the darkness and out the other side.


4,957 comments:

«Oldest   ‹Older   401 – 600 of 4957   Newer›   Newest»
Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*has seen update*
Oh God.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Miss, I walked around my friend's house like that, and then when her mum offered me something to eat she didn't look up until Emily told her to, and her mum literally jumped.

She wasn't surprised though - just scared.

Jophiel said...

Bre Laws, you are my sister. We are idiots. Who takes pedo selfies of themselves then puts them on the internet? OBVIOUSLY, us!
(Stupid photos...)
http://www.qwiki.com/v/cKUjxWpQ#

Val's awesome damn cake! AWESOME!

Mr. Todd, thank you for putting up with me during my idiotic giggling through meditation! You're the best English teacher in the world!!! I LOVE YOU!
*Really hopes Mr. Todd does NOT see that...*

My right foot. What would I do without you? Hop.

My skull sharpener who I named Vixener... I was bored... So what?

My pencil case, WHY DO YOU HATE ME??!!

Bloglandians. You guys are awesome. What would I do without you?
*Has the urge to write 'hop' again*

Raspberry Drops fro Soverign Hill... They. Are. To. Die. For.

And...

Ian Heartbreak. I'm killing myself for you, my love. I am going to jump off a blinking cliff for you... Even though you broke up with me... I guess it's because we are engaged... Maybe? Or maybe because I'm in love with my own character?
(Is sad, I know)

Jophiel said...

Val...
*Is EXTRAORDINARILY worried*

Jophiel said...

Oh, and I like my right foot... It's always freezing cold...

Jophiel said...

There are only tree comments on here that aren't mine... Strange...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

...My room is being invaded my moths.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*by

Jophiel said...

Having a shower then going Animal Farm homework! BYE!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

BYE DEATH!!

Star Inkbright said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE'RE GOING ON A BIKERIDE AROUND OUR VILLAGE TODAY!!!!!!!!!! *sobs*

*starts thinking of strategy plans to help me survive*

Don't try and do it real fast up the hills to keep up. Crawl along if you have to.
Don't be afraid to switch down gears.
When you approach the hill, use momentum to help you up the first bit.
If them others start pullong ahead, yell at them to stop before they get too far away.

*nods*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HI STAR!!
Have fun. XD

Star Inkbright said...

And now my wrists are out to get me . . .

And it's the last day of the holidays . . .

Today appears to be a bad day. :/

Brb.

Star Inkbright said...

HI CAIN!!!!!!!

I won't do. *grumbles*

NOW brb . . .

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

OK, Star!

Star Inkbright said...

I wish I could
Change the ways
Of the world
Make it a nice place
Until that day
I guess we stay
Doin' what we do
Screwin' who we screw
*da dah da da*

Back!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

WB Star!
Wbd, drawing. :)

Star Inkbright said...

I should be drawing. :P

*picks up book* Wbd, reading. :)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Yay!!
I finished the drawing. :D
Now, for another drawing that I must finish.

Star Inkbright said...

YAYNESS! :)

Star Inkbright said...

Wot you drawin'?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

First I was drawing someone with a lot of fire, and I was going to start drawing something else, but I have to think of an endangered animal to study by tomorrow.

Star Inkbright said...

*nods* :(

*tries to think of endangered animals . . . *

TIGER?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Tiger is one...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

BOOOOOO!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HI MARA!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

XD

I'm eeeeeevil. *cackles* My MC chapters are gonna get waaay worse for MaraTC... MWAHAHAHAHA!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hi Missy!! *hugs* :)

Hi Stararararar!! *hugs* :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Msd & wbd. *nods*

Working on MC :)

Dammit this chapter is hard to write '-'

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3c/Saiga.jpg
That's one hell of a strange creature...

Emerald Melody said...

Morning everyone!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HULLO EM!!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Missy - What is it? It certainly is strange...

Morning Em! :) *hugs*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

It's called a Saiga.
And it's definitely weird... O_o

Maralie Lily Charm said...

It looks like a deformed goat... No? O.o

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*laughs*
A deformed goat is one way to describe it.

Mistical Future said...

*nods* it is weird!

Hi all!! How is everyone?

And Miss C what about a Red Panda! there AWESOME and I think there endured!!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HI MISTICAL!
Lemme check if their endangered...
OOOH. PRZEWALSKI'S HORSE IS ONE I COULD DO...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hi Misty! :) *hugs*

I'm still in bed, at my dad's, staring at the one Harry poster I have here, wishing I was at my mum's so I could have my other posters (all 30, of course :3) , but also happy that I'm here...

Uhm, yeah.

Wait...

What?

*is confuzzled for no real reason*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

The Red Panda is considered Vulnerable, so I'm not sure if I could do that one.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Isn't the snow leopard endangered?

Mistical Future said...

*gets hugged. hugs back*


Oh and Panda means bamboo eater.
Red Pandas where found before black and white pandas
and there translation from some language means Fire Fox, the fire fox symbol is apparently a red panda ... although it looks more like a fox ...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Yeah, it is.

Mistical Future said...

:3 yea I know a bit about red pandas!

only those interesting facts though!

... because there interesting

hold on I think I have a poster ish thing with endangered spices on it ill go look!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I'm just going through the list on Wiki. XD

Mistical Future said...

im back!

Ok Australia's 10 mas endangered species:
Australian Snubfin Dolphin
spot-tailed Quoll
Leather back Turtile
Brush-tailed Rock Wallaby
Gouldian Finch
Carnaby's Black-Cockato
Whale Shark
The Albatross
Bilby
Green and Gold Bell Frog

Note this is from 2008

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hmm...
That's some...
*wonders if I should do the deformed goat...*

Aisling Dubh said...

Yay the plot is finished I think every book is better than the one before it

Mistical Future said...

that deformed goat dose look weird!

Oh did you know that scientists have genetically engineered goat's that they can milk spider webs from!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HI AISLING!

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi this is my first time commenting but I've been reading the blog for ages

Mistical Future said...

Hi Aisling! how are you?
*shakes hand*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Well, welcome, Aisling!
I'm Miss Cain. You can call me Miss, Missy, Cain, or any other nickname you can think of. :)

Aisling Dubh said...

Is there a way to see new comments without commenting

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Yeah, you can press F5 or Control and R.

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi mistical future and miss

Aisling Dubh said...

Ok thanks

Mistical Future said...

Nice to met you
... wait you've been stalking us!
*takes a couple of steps away*

Il kidding I did the same thing!
*runes forward and gives Aisling a hug*

great to met you!!! :D

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

No problem. :)

*decides to do Saiga*
This should be interesting when I tell my teacher what animal I'm doing... XD

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hi Aisling! :) I'm Maralie, but you can call me Mara, Lily, Lucky Charms, Charmeleon or any other nickname you wish :)

You can refresh the page to see new comments :)

Aisling Dubh said...

Is anyone there irish?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Not me.
I'm Aussie. :D

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi mara thanks

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm Irish! :)

Aisling Dubh said...

I'm irish

Mistical Future said...

you can call me any nick name you can think of as well!


... I have weird nick name that you'll never guess!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

No problem Aisling! :) Welcome to Blogland! *throws streamers* *hugs*

Georgina Howlett said...

Should I be worried about this blog post because I think I should be

Mistical Future said...

I'm Aussie!

Aisling Dubh said...

Yeah you're right I'm useless at guessing things

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HULLO GEORGINA!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hi Georgina! :) *hugs*

Worried? I don't know. :P

Mistical Future said...

Hi Georgina! how are you?

Luciana said...

TLH IS SO GOOD ;-;

I'm reading it now. And, omg. Loving Aphrodite.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HULLO L!
...You disappeared before.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm a Tipperary girl :) If you don't mind me asking, Aisling, which county are you from? You don't need to answer though :)

Mistical Future said...

ah

hello! goodbye!
I'm late!
I'm late!
I'm late!

sorry I hade to quote!


any way I do actually need to go! I have school tomorrow and to that means I have to go to sleep at a descent time!

Night/day All!!!

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi Georgina howler and luciana clover scáth

Aisling Dubh said...

Dublin

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hi Luci! :) *hugs*

I had a weird dream last night...

Me: Can I touch your hair?
Harry Styles: Okay!

*END*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

NIGHT MISTICAL!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*laughs*
Oh my Golden God, Mara.
*facepalm*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Bye Misty! *hugs* :(

Dublin is so cool... It's huge! :P And Derek lives there...

Luciana said...

Yeah, sorry for disappearing. I was baking a cake XD

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

CAAAAAAKE!!
*is now hungry for cake*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Missy - Yeah... I didn't even get to touch his hair! *frowns*

And the other day, I had a dream that me and my best friends fell down a black hole... And we reappeared in Nandos! And we ate peri peri chicken with Niall! XD

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Cake!

Mara want cake!

Mara dad good at cooking. Seeing as Mara sick, maybe Mara dad bake Mara chocolate cake...? *grins*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

...Nandos?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Yep. It's a chicken place. *nods*

I NEED TO EAT THERE BEFORE I DIE. *cries*

New MC chapter, if anyone's interested :)

Aisling Dubh said...

I love nandos

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Oh, I meant it in a '...Really?' way.
I already knew what Nandos was.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I never went... *is sad*

I'm going to Cork for the Derek signing in March... MAYBEEEEE I CAN GOOOOO! *is suddenly excited*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Ohhh.

Yes. Yes Nandos. Niall practically lives there. *grins*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Brb, dinnerrrrrr... *disappears*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Okay Missy! :)

Star Inkbright said...

HI PEOPLE!

I survived my bike ride! :)

Star Inkbright said...

Aisling is such an awesome name . . .

Star Inkbright said...

Msd, csgd. :)

Star Inkbright said...

Brb, lunch! :)

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi I'm back

Aisling Dubh said...

Thanks star inkbright (ink)

Aisling Dubh said...

Is anyone there

Maralie Lily Charm said...

One Way Or Another (Teenage Kicks* by One Direction is out in 4 days... :')

Wbd & msd.

Aisling Dubh said...

S anyone there

Aisling Dubh said...

Tat someone's here

Aisling Dubh said...

THat was meant to say yay someone's here

Unknown said...

Can't wait, can't wait, can't wait :D

Aisling Dubh said...

Mara are you still there?

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi hellish hollie

Aisling Dubh said...

Am I the only person here?

Aisling Dubh said...

It's been 8 minutes since someone else commented so I'm probably the only person here

Aisling Dubh said...

And now I'm talking to myself

Star Inkbright said...

BACK!

Aisling Dubh said...

There is another person here

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi I just started commenting today but I've been reading the blog for ages

Star Inkbright said...

8 minutes? :)

Have you heard of being distant? It's when you only comment every few minutes. Could be every five minutes, ten minutws, half hour . . .

I was having lunch. *nods*

DUCK CTHLUHU, btw. It's only my sister, however.

Aisling Dubh said...

Oh nope I'd never heard of that thanks for telling me

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

BACK!
*noms on ice-cream*

Star Inkbright said...

*nods* Nice to meet you. :)

You can call me Star or Ink if you wakt. *shakes hand*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

STARRRRRR!!
I believe you survived the bike ride, then. :D

Aisling Dubh said...

It is too warm for February here it should be raining but instead it's sunnt

Luciana said...

I'm here. Sort of. :)

Reading, though, so I'm distant.

Aisling Dubh said...

Sunny. Hi star

Star Inkbright said...

*nods* That's okay. :)

WB CAIN!!!!!! :) *steals ice cream*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*steals back ice-cream*
Mine.

Star Inkbright said...

HI SCÁTH!

Sunny here as well. *looks out of window* I'm English, btw.

I DID, CAIN! :)

*points upwards*

Star Inkbright (Ink!) said...

HI PEOPLE!

I survived my bike ride! :)
February 17, 2013 at 12:10 PM

Aisling Dubh said...

Cool I'm irish

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HULLO L!!

YAY FOR SURVIVING BIKE RIDES!

Wbd, getting stuff ready for school tomorrowwww.

Star Inkbright said...

*scowls murderously at ice cream*

I'm on my phone, so I'll be making typos att. Making tons now, but noticing and fixing them . . .

Aisling Dubh said...

I have to go bye

Star Inkbright said...

I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW. *cries* TODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF MY HALF TERM . . .

Irish people are awesome. :) Derek, Eoin Colfer (who wrote Artemis Fowl), Flame (from the blog), Em (from the blog), Eden (from the blog) and of course Mara (from the blog) are all Irish, so that is my proofffffffff. :)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*notices Star scowling at ice-cream*
*eats it a bit quicker*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

BYE AISLING!

Irish people are awesome indeed. :)

Star Inkbright said...

*nods* FOURS AISLING! :(

Aisling Dubh said...

Irish people are awesome and I'm going now bye

Adra Cruciatus said...

Thank you Derek, for remembering our feelings. we appreciate it.

Star Inkbright said...

ADRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *tacklehugs*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*squeals*
AAAAAAAAADRAAAAAAA!! *tacklehugs*

Aisling Dubh said...

I'm back

Aisling Dubh said...

I'm back

Star Inkbright said...

HI AISLING! :)

Wbd, reading.

Adra Cruciatus said...

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
CCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnn
*tacklehugsboth*
How are you both???

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi adrasdos dark

Adra Cruciatus said...

Hi Aisling! How are you, as well

Aisling Dubh said...

Good how are you?

Luciana said...

I AM FEMALE
FE = IRON
MALE = MAN

THEREFORE, I AM IRON MAN

*grins*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Back :)

Wbd, Dad's making me go on a walk -_- When I've got the bloody flu. *rolls eyes*

Aisling Dubh said...

Poor you

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hi Star, Aisling, Adra and Luci :) *hugs*

Aisling - Yeah... I feel meh. :/

Luci - XD I saw that somewhere!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HI AISLING!
HI MARA!

Sorry, had to do some stuuuuff.

Aisling Dubh said...

Doesn't that mean that there are a lot of iron mans? men ? Or is it just you

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Oh, hi Missy! :) *hugs*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Just finished a chapter on MC.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

AND... POSTED

It is really one of the strangest things I've ever written, because Bliss is a potato.

Aisling Dubh said...

What's MC?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hey Ember! :)

OH MY GOD I HAVE TO READ XD A potato? Seriously?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Mevolent Collaboration :)

Here's the link: mevolentminions.blogspot.com

But don't go just yet! I want to introduce myself!

Aisling Dubh said...

Ok

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Hiya Malicha!

You will see. Liberty was bowling, so Bliss is a potato.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I'm going to call you Ali, for whatever reason...

Anyway, I am September Seneca "Ember" Silver, reporter, magical doctor, founder of MAHU, self-described philosopher/psychologist, and photographer.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I have an alter ego called Liberty Wit (Elizabeth Wisdom), who is an evil psychopath and a human gist. She's also married to Sult.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HI EMBER!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

By the way, i know it says that in my profile, but I actually wasn't thinking about that when I wrote it. That's just how I always introduce myself XD

Oh, also a general Mycroft Holmes/Sherlock enthusiast.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

MISS CAIN!!!!

(hugs)

I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU IN DARN AGES

Star Inkbright said...

MARAAAAAAAAA! :)

@Scáth: LOL. *laughs*

MC = a lot of things. In this instance, it means the Mevolent Collaberation. http://mevolentminions.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

You see, this is also me.

STAR!!!!!!!!!

Aisling Dubh said...

Ok hi

Anonymous said...

MC is also MAHUvian Central.

Anonymous said...

But 99% of the time, it's Mevolent Collaboration.

Aisling Dubh said...

Ok

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*hugs back*
OH MY GOD, WE HAVEN'T, EMBER! D:
But now we've caught up to each other. :D

Aisling Dubh said...

Wait what's MAHU

Anonymous said...

MAHU:

Mycroft Holmes
And
His
Umbrella

It used to be a big thing, but not anymore ;(

It's on my list of blogs, so... ya.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to go back to my September Seneca Silver account...

Aisling Dubh said...

Ok thanks

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Wait a second

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?!

Lavender Hope said...

Hey, MC is also Miss Cain's abbreviation. Sorry, not here... Kinda, I don't know...

Hi.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Hiya, Lav! How are you?

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi lavender hope

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Ohhhh yeah.
MC can also mean Mortal Coil.
HI LAV!

Star Inkbright said...

HI LAV! HI EMBER! :)

Anonymous said...

Aloha.

I'm actually here??? My grandparents have wi-fi??? Really??? Apparently they do.

Distant, catching up on the MC, which doesn't stand for mango crumble or (M-L G C), it stands for Mevolent Collaboration. Right now.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Or Mooing Cow!
Missing Coins!
Metal Chain!

Lavender Hope said...

... Don't ask...
*changes her mind and decides to say*
I'm not really in a good mood right now... Not as in angry or upset, just... Yeah.

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi fabi S

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HI FABI!!

*sighs*
No one's on Skype, and I need to read, and sleep, so I must be off.
NIGHT ALL!!

Lavender Hope said...

But you guys seem to make me feel better. *smiles a bit*
Hi Fabi, Star, Miss, Aisling, and Ember.

Missing coins is a good one.

Anonymous said...

Hi Lav, Ember, Star, Aisling (hi, I'm Fabi, nice to meet you!)!!!

Sorry to hear that, Lav.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I don't know why I made Bliss a potato. It was kinda the first thing that popped into my very small brain.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Thanks, Lav!

WOOPY!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Thanks, Lav!

WOOPY!

Anonymous said...

*and Missy!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

sdvg

Lavender Hope said...

Night, Miss.
*notices the time*
Oh. Five to 11 PM.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


OOOOOOOHHH MMMMMYYYY GOGOOODODODODDD





IUSDGVPUBLDIJSVZLIDJSZI

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Oh. Lav, is it the 17th or the 16th for you?

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I ALMOST GOT IT, DID YOU SEE THAT? I SWEAR TO GOD

«Oldest ‹Older   401 – 600 of 4957   Newer› Newest»