84,726 words.
And that's the PLOT written.
Now I go back to the very start and write the STORY. The story is different from the plot. The plot is everything that has to happen at certain points— the plot is the writer inflicting his will on the book. The story, however, is how we get to the plot. The story is what drives the characters forward. The story is what captivates US, the reader.
Naturally, there's a whole heap of overlap between the two. A lot of the time, plot is story and story is plot. But not ALL the time. And for this one, the war book, I needed to get the plot hammered into shape before I start to lather on the story.
Now I get to spend time with Val and her family. Now I get to write about Scapegrace and Thrasher. Now I get to have fun and make jokes.
If there's one thing I don't want, is to have a less-funny Skulduggery book. I like it when they're funny. The danger, as Val gets older and the books get darker, is that they lose their humour. I haven't read the first few books in a while, but I'd imagine there are a lot more jokes per page in the early ones than the later ones. I expected this, but there is still a certain ratio I have to keep. Even though you Minions respond to the emotional beats of these stories as they get more mature, no one is really wishing for a joke-free book, are they? Where's the fun in that? So now I go back and make sure that no matter how grim things get (and they DO get grim) or how dire the situation becomes (and it DOES become dire), we have enough jokes and laughing-in-the-face-of-death to see us through the darkness and out the other side.
Saturday, February 16, 2013
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 4957 Newer› Newest»You mean krav maga Zaf? cause it can be hard to find places that teach it.
And thanks Aretha! And I'll read your new chapter
CRAP, I FORGOT TO WRITE MY BLOGPOST
AND MORE SKUTTLEBUGGIA
damn that book.
Damn Robin.
Damn Flame.
DAMN FEELS
I NEED Insurgent. Omg.
I SHALL BUY IT WHEN GETTING KOTW NPB AND SON THAT I'M NOT ACTUALLY ALLOWED TO BUY, Hehehe
Nice of you, really Derek. Wait until I'm in an airplane somewhere over Montana!
Hiya all! There's Internet connection in this room!
Blame me for what now? [Goes to read MC, brb]
I dedicate this page to Book 8 and BECKY
Book 8 because it'll be awesome and all and also because Im gonna be in it and i personally hope i explode Ireland
To Becky because she's annoying Derek for me and also because Becky is awesome!
Derek, I am not gonna dedicate to you because you SHUNNED ME ON TWITTER *five minutes pass* Okay! I dedicate to Derek because he is Derek and is mental like me!
HI FABI!!!!!
Yeah, so my best friend Marina wrote this last chapter- she is now a character. And she will be the only comic releif you get in my sub-plot, so enjoy her!
[Takes a breath from the MC chapters.] Hi, Zaf!
I did read your chapter, it was good, can't wait for more!
Distant, typing up what I wrote on the plane.
The chapter is really good! ^^
Hi, Ari!
Comedy is good. [Nods]
I'm going to go. Try to get some sleep... I barely got any last night and I'll probably get barely any tonight, as well...
Night, guys...
Nice ded, Zaf. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times gauranteed!
Fabi- she just responded back to your comment. She's going to make my story very... Interesting...
goodnight luciana
*laughs*
Derek is hilarious I love him he told Becky she had Serpine's dirty towel on her head
I think I nearly died of laughter
Night, Luci!!
Can I just ask what people thought of this line? "AND WHO THE **** IS THIS PALE MAN?" *carefully avoids swear* My friend, however, has no such hesitations.
Ok, Aretha!
Night, Luci!
The line too me is somewhat funny, but i'm picturing someone saying it :p
Your story will indeed be...interesting. I have this really weird, random twist coming up. I have to check it with someone first, though. Hmm... This is crazy! [Refers to some of what self wrote]
NEW MC CHAPTER
*reads comments* "Mallory is quite evil"
A. Aww, thanks! *is being serious* ;)
B. Having Bloglandians refer to me by my real name is weird... *shudders*
Read and commented, Zaf! Nice one!
When real life and Blogland mix, it does get weird. Sorry, Aretha.
And you're welcome. [Grins]
Wow, I'm sorry I pointed that out... Actually comparing the two is even worse... *shudders again*
Do not apologize, however. There is nothing to be sorry for. *grins back*
Zaf- that was a great chapter! Though I do question the wisdom of becoming pregnant in the midst of a war... I know it was my fault, but that didn't work very well for you last time...
Sweet, this sounds very interesting
Ari, would you mind reading over the Raeza/Faeris draft? I'm not sure I should publish it, I think I'm being too sidetracked by my new subplot that's sort of pointless history.
And ok.
Also I can't really see what I'm doing on this tiny screen...
Sure! I'll go over your chaper for you! Is it in a draft already that you want me to read, or is it something you will email me?
It's the draft 'Suitcase of Memories.' I'm starting to feel like the entire Raeza-subplot was a mistake...
Zaf is gonna have fhe child because she will
Well, at the very least, it makes the plot interesting.
Hope Ari doesn't kill this one!
Ari is gonna die if she kills this one and if Derek reads MC he'd be amazed
Well, I wouldn't want to be in Ari's shoes if she tries it.
Derek reading the MC is too...I'm not sure what, exactly...to contemplate.
It's official I'm going to Germany in August, yay!
And hello everyone
Hi, Willow! Congrats!
thanks, the only reason why I'm going in because I have a friend who is in a band and I haven't seen him in a while
Well, I hope you have fun.
I'm going here now. That is all. Oh, and the Field Museum either Monday or Tuesday. Tomorrow is family reunion day, and since I don't know any of them, it isn't really a reunion. More like 'Meet all the people who will be using their being-in-our-familyness for evil purposes when my little sister is famous' day.
*finishes reading* Wow, that was really good... How on Earth could it be a mistake?!?! Well, I suppose I don't know wheter or not it will mess up your plot in the future, but it's awesome!
Your sis wants to be famous? She so totally should! Even ifI don't even know her :p
I've been to Germany before and it's ok when you first go, but Thomas (the friend I'm visiting) visited me last so I thought I'd be nice and go visit him, plus he's performing in Germany in August, so it's the only reason why I'm going there.
Thanks. I don't exactly agree with you, but I don't see a way to fix it, either. I guess I'm publishing it, then.
She doesn't particularly care about being famous, but she will be. She's just that awesome. And I'll tell her you said that! XD
Oh my gosh, I would be so rediculouly unbelievably happy if Derek read MC! That would be just... Just... Wow... I hope he would approve of my pshychological torturing of my readers. Though he would say I need to put some humor into it. I need more "jokes and laughing-in-the-face-of-death to see us through the darkness and out the other side."
That's why I love Derek Landy.
Damn Serpine is a traitor to Mevolent
What I would give to ask Derek what Serpine did
Problem: Derek hasnt shown his little Irish butt in the comments in ages....and he shunned me on Twitter when i was out of the car
It would be awesome Aretha.
Yes, tell her! My sis wants to be a singer, and she doesn't have that bad of a voice either.
I would shriek and run away if Derek read the MC. It'd just be...scary.
Either that, or I'd jump up and down, grin, shriek and run away.
I'm not really sure.
Singer? That's awesome!
I sing a bit... I'm not particularly good, but it's relaxing.
My sis is a Martian. She is sitting next to me, and that is what she actually told me to say.
I bet Derek does that on purpose. He knows when we have to move a page of posts back and /then/ he makes a new post.
Yay for funniness! :D
Not here. Just a quick one comment for now. Bye!
Ok, Lav. See you when you are! [Waves]
And it is funny, in a way. [Considers]
Night i need sleep xD
Night, Zaf!
I'm only one hour behind you now! (irl, I'm like several months behind in the MC!)!
Night Zaf
Be a singer Fabi! wait r u an Ameriminion I forget. Pretty anyone in America can become a singer, half the time some singers don't even sing good but they're famous.Yay for the martian! Lol, if she's a martian then that makes me an intelligent zombie, like in warm bodies! :p
Yeah, I'm an Ameriminion. I'm Washingtonian.
And there's a recording of me singing on my blog if you want to hear.
And there's too much stuff I should be...
She is indeed a Martian. I double-checked. That is not to say she won't have changed her mind tomorrow.
Your singing is probably loads better mine, that's a fact. And martians really are awesome
I have to go now...
The most cryptic explanation is 'the fat cat sat on the mat.'
The least cryptic explanation is 'my grandparent's cat keeps trying to get me to pet him and I think he might be going to eat my iPod (???!?!?!??!??)
I guess he isn't technically on a mat, or sitting, but it all rhymes.
Night, Zaf! Tell your sister martians are awesome.
bye Fabi
And as soon as I say that, the cat totally loses interest and discovers Neli. She agrees, and says that's why she is one. (Neli is my sis's taken nickname)
*Nelli
I spelled it wrong, apparently.
eat your ipod? ok? haha
Well, he didn't like that I was paying attention to it instead of him, I guess. He more just licked at it.
wow, my mom's friend's cat is such a brat, he's ALWAYS scratching me
Chat is just a big teddy bear. He goes crazy if nobody's petting him, though.
I gtg, night!
awww that's cute, I like both cats and dogs, but the dog I want I don't think would go so well with a cat
*Falls to the floor and groans unhappily*
Why do things always have to be this way???
What dog, Willow?
[Realizes I'm not supposed to be here] [Considers] Aw, too bad. I'm not supposed to be eating jelly beans under the covers, either, which I am now, so too bad, rules! Msd, though.
What way? You okay, Death?
Oh, and hi from Chicago.
I'm... Well... Deciding on... Hmmm...
Stuff that will test my family's love (if they have any, that is...)
Oh. [Frowns in concern]
Mmmm... I'm not in the best mood at the moment...
Sorry to hear that. [hugs]
Mmmm... I wish I could be normal... Like everyone else... They are so happy the way they are... And I'm just...
*Covers face (and tears)*
[Offers Death a ninja mask]
Very few people are actually happy with themselves.
You're an awesome person, Death.
You'll pull through.
[Hums part of 'Won't Give In']
That's what everyone says...
For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity.
Jean Dubuffet
Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.
Whoopi Goldberg
[Paces in circles, muttering the names of various foods so angrily they sound like curse words]
Everyone either has a point, or doesn't. I'm contradicting myself in my own head. I'm also trying not to remember certain…events. If I can't keep my mind off them, I'm going to have to disappear.
Have a lesson: ALWAYS SAVE!
Saving is generally wise. [Nods]
Oatmeal! Lasagna! [Goes back to pacing]
Ah, Rose. Everyone feels uncomfortable in their own skin. You think you're the only one?
Well.
If you did.
You're not the only one.
but still.
You're wrong.
You have to be yourself through life, because no one's ever lived your life before you.
I have lost a good half of a chapter. Now I have to RE-WRITE it. It shall be different. I lived how it used to be *scowls*
My friend and I were being idiots yesterday, this is us...
http://www.qwiki.com/v/cKUjxWpQ
(I'm the idiotic blonde/brown... The light haired one!)
I guess I should write it as if I never wrote it before, but took notes. I dunno. I always end up re-writing the ends of all my stories due to a problem like this. They always turn out unnoticeable worse. I actually have no clue.
[Stands on head] Middddnnnnniggghhhhttttt.
Sorry to hear that, Thrust.
[Grimaces and turns back upright]
I was supposed to be asleep long ago... I am attempting not to, though.
Yeah... Some pretty weird photos... I was against it for the most part... But she made me!
It's actually ... uh... almost 1.
Death. You never told me you were so pretty!
Thanks for your compassion.
It looks like you were having fun, though.
I miss fun.
*Scoffs*
I'm the BLONDE/BROWN haired one, Bre is the pretty one
No, it's really ten. We're just all in the wrong place! The wrong place! The wrong place!
I think I've got a bit of jet lag...msd. I'd NEVER be asleep at this hour at home, no matter how hard I tried.
Sorry if I never posted back earlier, got busy with something
I don't have the energy to get into another "You Don't Know You're Beautiful" argument. [Makes ridiculous face] [Is a weird combination of exhausted and sugar high from jelly beans]
Hi Willow!
(Is happy to report that I am feeling a lot happier after that video...)
SHE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO PUT ON TWO OF THEM... THEY MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A PEDO!!
Wb, Willow!
To sleep, or not to sleep, that is the question.
Whether I should be saner in the mind to suffer the chatter and prattling of obnoxious family, or to take arms against the rules to stay in Blogland and by opposing, not sleep at all.
MORE BOOKS FOR MEEEEEE!!!
*cough*justboughtanotherbook*cough*
Don't sleep... It's... Fun, I guess
[Laughs] Hi, Missy, and congrats!
Sleep! you'll be happy, trust me I always go with lack of sleep and it's tough, even if you sleep at a regular schedule and don't get much sleep one night, it's not fun
Hullo Fabi ad thank you. :D
Now, I have to re-count all my books... So I can be exact...
I'm attempting to stay awake!
This is backwards. I never do that. [Mutters]
*and
Well, exact on how many I now have...
Hullo Death! Hullo Willow!
I'm not going to get a regular schedule, Willow! I'm two hours ahead of me, and it's only ten-fifteen in WA! I'd still be up at ten-fifteen! [Dips time zones in cheese sauce]
WA as in Western Australia...?
Than again, you prob have a point. I'm guessing I'll regret staying up later. Msd.
Hey Miss!
it's 10:18 in cali, but still you need sleep! Just saying since I know how having an allnighter feels, I get so tired my stomach starts feeling sick
Hiya!! This is what the fabled Death Rose looks like without her out fit!!!
*Evil laugh*
http://www.qwiki.com/v/cKUjxWpQ
Washington, USA.
Western Aus...?
I'm unlikely to stay up all night, I have more sense than that...I think.
Ah! That's okay then... I was going to run to Western Aus and boot you outta my country!!
Though, if I did do that, I'd have to run through desert...
Yes, well. I'm Washingtonian, in "Chicago" for goodness knows what reason. Actually, a family reunion, which isn't a "re"union, 'cause I haven't met most of them before. Yippee!
I have been to Australia...when I was...1 and a half?
221!!!!!
Oh. I was going to say, it's only 2:25pm here...
I'm sure you have the sense Fabi :p
It is 5:28pm here
[Nods] Mmm hmm. I remember packing it... :p
12:27!
It's supposed to be 10:27! Wrong place! I don't fit on this bed! My feet hang off the edges!
I miss home..
That happens with my bed... My legs are too long..
WBD - HGC
Quick change of topic, but does anyone have any suggestions for an interesting endangered animal I should study?
You sound taller then me Fabi haha.
Hm, is it weird to actually like nightmares? I always have one every night and enjoy them, since it's like my own mini horror movie I'm in
My legs just fit my bed...
Study endangered sealife creatures! Can't think of any at the moment though
NIGHTMARES ARE THE BEST.
They're so much fun to watch and stuff. :D
But I think my dreams are other people's nightmares, so I don't know if they'd count as nightmares...
Some type of Aussie snake... Eastern-brown is one... Right?
Sure they do! if it's still negativity in the fun zone, then yes it's a nightmare!
And yay, I thought I was the only one who liked 'em
My dreams are odd. At least mom thinks they are. She doesn't have much of an imagination, though.
I fit in my usual bed, at home. My mom made sure to pick a tall one, even though I got it when I was like 5-6-ish.
I don't know what classifies as endangered anymore...apparently manatees are just 'vulnerable,' otherwise I'd suggest them.
Nightmares are fun! Especially when the evil white bunnies are chasing you... Mind you, those damned rabbits are ten feet tall with read eyes and vampire fangs...
Hmmm...
*starts Googling your suggestions*
I like the nightmares where they're really scary, and then I start kicking everyone. :D
They're the best.
those are awesome bunnies! I had a weird dream once I was in a grocery store parking lot riding inside a shopping cart and werewolves were chasing me throughout the whole parking lot :p
I had a dream when I was... Two? Well, the Teletubbies murdered me, they took their pointy head bit off and they turned out to be knives. Then they started stabbing me...
Wow...that's...pretty violent for a 2 year old
My typical dream:
I am bicycling downhill to Anna's place, because she has decided not to hate me anymore. I notice hers and her sisters' bicycles lined up in the driveway, then this car with an upside-down B in the license plate comes up and the people inside steal Anna's and her sisters' bikes. They threaten me and tell me not to call the police, but I know something they don't. I go over to an ice cream truck and tell the plain-clothes police inside to go catch the thieves.
OR:
I am shipwrecked on an island and really need a drink of ice water. This dude in a beard says "no rubies, no water" so I follow Maya (fictional dream character whose name was Maya for some reason) to this camp for people who cant pay and we overthrow the dude who wanted rubies.
Eyes hurt, gtg, bye!
Bye!!!!
Erm, strange dream, Death...
BYE FABI!!
Omgg.
@emily_teazer Mmmmmm #sexygayzombiesFTW
One of Derek's tweets. XD
Someone should tweet to him to read the MCs... That'd be epica!
bye Fabi! whats the tweet? I'd get on but some sites are not connecting for whatever reason and twitter is one of them
oh wait nvm i got it haha
Omgg. Some of these Tweets...
*dies from laughter*
I don't have Twitter YET. I just stalk Derek by reading the latest tweets and stuff.
i can't even find him, wait I think I did, but it's an old account or something, so ya I can't find him
Derek's Twitter, Willow:
https://twitter.com/DerekLandy
Thanks, but now i guess I'm considered a stalker, haha. To be honest though I really don't look at famous people's tweets unless I have nothing to do at all, which is rare.
*Cries*
I WANT TWITTER!
Get one! Unless you're not allowed too?
*dies again*
Oh my Golden God.
Here come's the convo about Mist and Ravel and romantic moments.
*dies some more from laughter*
ya that pairing is just a no lol but it's funny how people go at it
The pairings people think of... *shakes head sadly*
But if Thrasher and Scapegrace hook up, I would lose it from laughing.
I swear, it would be the funniest thing.
it would be funny.
And now i really don't care who gets paired up, everyone is coming with different ideas. So I wouldn't care if Valkyrie found a hobbit and got with him, it's like sheesh! haha :P
I have got to go now! So goodnight!
BYE WILLOW!!
I think I should at least ask... Right?
Ask what?
THERE SHOULD BE A DAY DEDICATED TO RAINBOWS
HULLO L!!
AND I AGREE WITH YOU.
RAAAAAAAIIIIIIINBOOOOOOOOOOWS :D
OH MY FINNICKING GOLDEN GODS, CAIN
GUESS WHAT
GUESS WHAT
GUESS WHATTTTTTTT
WHAAAAAT?? *is excited now for some reason*
WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT?
@Missy: About Twitter...
I think you should ask, Death. Just don't over beg or something.
*reads my advice*
Wow.
I suck at advice.
MY MUM MIGHT LET ME BUY ANOTHER SKULDUGGERY BOOK. so I can attempt to complete my US collection, as well as having my UK one. XD
WHICH MEANS, I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO BUY TFO HB WHEN I'M IN AMERICA, BUT I DON'T CARE XD
So excited.
Wah!!!!! I want to steal your books Clover... WHY?! WHY!?
*Checks to make sure Lucy's name still has Clover*
Yep! Sweet!
OMGG!!! It turns out, I'm wearing a damned MERMAID suit in my HGC!!!
I'm telling you because you understand my excitement, BECAUSE SKULDUGGERY BOOKS. c:
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
The TFO American HB is amazing. :D
AND 11 DAYS UNTIL KOTW NPB!!!!!!!!!! AND 39 DAYS UNTIL TMS!!!!!!!! AND 193 DAYS UNTIL BOOK 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY FOR MORE SKULDUGGERY BOOKS!!!!!
OMGG I FOUND A UK AND US SKULDUGGERY PROOF COPY ON EBAY. :O
But the US one has been sold, though...
TIME TO BEG MUMZY SOME MORE FOR THE UK COPY!!
*cough*theUKoneis$100includingpostage*cough*
*grins* Well, you can't steal them. They're mine.
Might be doing a giveaway soon, though. So it'll drop from 59 for a little while. To 57, I think.
Crap, I need to post my countdown~
Maybe I should beg Grandma, instead...
The US proof went yesterday.
I really wanted it, BUT NOBODY WAS IN TO BID ON IT FOR ME ;-;
I saw... :(
AND I SAW A DD PROOF COPY, BUT IT WAS ALREADY SOLD D:
DD proof?:S
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Derek-Landry-Skulduggery-Pleasant-Dark-Days-Uncorrected-Proof-/360546405268?pt=AU_Books_Childrens_New&hash=item53f23d8b94
E-MAIL ME THAT LINK
Hello!
Hello Val!
Hullo Val!!
Hi L! Hi Missy!
Hmmm... I'm trying to post a picture of my epic cake, but it won't let me...
*scowls*
CAKE IS AWESOME. :D
And so are books.
I LIKE BOOKS.
*creepy smile*
YES! Uh huh! My internet works!
*does a weird dance
VAl! HI!
HULLO SUMMER!
*moves away slightly from Val*
ANd bye. Dinner
*grumbles*
OOH! Its bacon, corn and pasta! YUMMY!
BYE SUMMER!
HAVE A YUMMY DINNER!
*chucks a piece of my epic rainbow cake at Missy*
Don't you be going away from me!
*shuts up*
I is thirsty.
Be right back.
*dodges piece of rainbow cake*
*throws tea after Val*
Hello Summer!:)
BOOKS ARE GLORIOUS. I NEED MORE, BUT I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM BUYING MORE.
*chokes*
OH MY GOD, THAT WAS MEAN WATER :(
IT MADE THINGS WORSE.
*writhes around on the floor because she honestly has no control of her limbs*
I bought a new book today. :D
I now have 221 books in total.
DRINK TEA, VAL!
Noooo... It's 12:46 AM.
*Waves*
I'm doing Animal Farm homework that's due tomorrow!!!!!! YAY!
*stares at Death*
You have no idea how sorry I feel for you. Animal Farm... *shudders* Animal Farm was bloody AWFUL.
*Sighs*
Why did I agree to agree to this?
http://www.qwiki.com/v/cKUjxWpQ#
(I'm the blonder one)
http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/2013/02/rainbow-cake-and-unicorn-blood.html
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE
Ah... It is a TINY!!!! bit...
That's epic Val!!
That's awesome, Val!!
*Attempts to sing "Chitty-chitty bang-bang" while laughing*
*Laughs harder*
MISSY LOOK AGAIN I UPDATED IT
*Covers face*
I'm the biggest idiot I know!!!!!
Ugh! I couldn't even spell 'idiot' right!!
Me?
Yay!!
Okay...
*Thinks of deds*
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