Saturday, February 16, 2013

Up For Air

84,726 words.

And that's the PLOT written.

Now I go back to the very start and write the STORY. The story is different from the plot. The plot is everything that has to happen at certain points— the plot is the writer inflicting his will on the book. The story, however, is how we get to the plot. The story is what drives the characters forward. The story is what captivates US, the reader.

Naturally, there's a whole heap of overlap between the two. A lot of the time, plot is story and story is plot. But not ALL the time. And for this one, the war book, I needed to get the plot hammered into shape before I start to lather on the story.

Now I get to spend time with Val and her family. Now I get to write about Scapegrace and Thrasher. Now I get to have fun and make jokes.

If there's one thing I don't want, is to have a less-funny Skulduggery book. I like it when they're funny. The danger, as Val gets older and the books get darker, is that they lose their humour. I haven't read the first few books in a while, but I'd imagine there are a lot more jokes per page in the early ones than the later ones. I expected this, but there is still a certain ratio I have to keep. Even though you Minions respond to the emotional beats of these stories as they get more mature, no one is really wishing for a joke-free book, are they? Where's the fun in that? So now I go back and make sure that no matter how grim things get (and they DO get grim) or how dire the situation becomes (and it DOES become dire), we have enough jokes and laughing-in-the-face-of-death to see us through the darkness and out the other side.


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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*is ninjaareoplanetacklehugged*
I don't have any homework that needs to be eaten yet...

WHO LIKES EATING FIG??

Luciana said...

Ieni, you're so damn weird. I love you.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I'm weird? Ah, I always seem to be told that.

IENI LOVES YOU AND MISS CAIN TOOOOO!

And ugh, who would want to be NORMAL. So BORINGERS.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

...It's raining O_o
FINALLY RAINING!! *celebrates*
But it's gonna stop in a minute or so....

Awww. Thanks Ieni. *hugsssss*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

IT'S RAINING MEN - HALLEUJAH! *starts singing*

And Ieni might be able to read KOTW today for the first time since September! Yaaaaay! And I'll actually be able to own the books maybe for my birthday, because it looks like my parents will get them off Amazon. They did offer to get me a Kindle, but I was like ugh no I want PROPER BOOKS, DANKE!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Proper books are waaaaay better than Kindle's or whatever.
Brb, gonna get some cereal...

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Enjoy your cereal:)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

BACK!

It's 6:41pm and I'm eating cereal. My life is strange.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Ah...YAY JOIN IN THE STRANGE PEOPLE'S CLUB! Free awesome hat and some other stuff:)

What cereal is/was it?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Rice Bubbles. XD

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Merp...never heard of it. Must be some Austrailian speciality or something...

Hmm...I've just been eating my brain for the last few minutes thinking of something else to say but IENI DOES NOT KNOW!

Hmm...Ieni has an idea...

*throws Miss Cain off building*

I have no idea how you got up there...

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Ah, Ieni is now eating cereal too, because I was 'ungry!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*shadow walks back up building*

*steals Ieni's cereal*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

NOOOOOOO!!!

*sets fire to building*

Ah...I think that's my cereal cooking in there...oops.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*shadow walks to a random tree*

MWAHAHAHAHA. ME STILL HAS THE CEREAL. >:D

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

STOP SHADOW WALKING D:

*cuts random tree in half*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE DOCTOR!
THE... Eh, someone else finish it, I couldn't be bothered. *waves hand*

Msd & wbd. I won't be here for long but I'm in the car and I'm really bored.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

*finishes munching cereal...*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Maraaaaa!!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*shadow walks to the ground*

HI MARA!!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HI IENI! HI MISSY! *hugs*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

*bans shadow walking*

I'm going to go play Super Mario Bros with my brother now! Au Revoir! *waves*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

BYE IENI!!!

*shadow walks to another tree for the hell of it*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Good news! MARA IS OKAY.

I juat need a cough bottle! :P

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Bye Ieni! *hugs*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

YAAAAY!! MARA IS OK!!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*just

Maralie Lily Charm said...

YAAAAY!
*throws streamers*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Brb, dinner...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Okay Missy! :)

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hellooo?
Msd.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hi Ieni! :)

Msd.

Anonymous said...

Whoa, I actually got up earlier than I have to. Should I be responsible and start packing up early (hoping I don't wake up the sleeping Martian), or should I be lazy and stay under the covers and in Blogland?

Hmm...

I think I'm staying, for a while at least.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

BLOGLAND, FABI!

*proceeds to run around in circles*

Hmm...maybe I should try and get this work done...

Unknown said...

hey check out this cool wallpaper i made its for battlefield 3 fans and skullduggery fans combined please appreciate took a long time

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/9253/skullduggerypleasant.jpg

Unknown said...

also here is the homer Simpson version

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/5323/homersip.jpg

Anonymous said...

Hi Ieni!!!

Sorry, I was writing a long story about my latest weird dream, and Internet cut out.

Msd. It might do that again.

Anonymous said...

And bloodlustjoe, I can't use the links, sorry. I'm sure your art is great.

Luciana said...

Finally bought my Leaver's Day dress, today.

Anonymous said...

Hi Lucy!

Leavers day?

Luciana said...

In our final year, we have prom one day followed by Leaver's Day the next.

We wear smart-casual clothing, and go in late. It's just a day we say our goodbyes to all our classes and stuff. Oh and let tons of balloons go. And have a Look-Alikes assembly!

I'm in my final year, so... XD

Anonymous said...

Congratulations, then!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

We didn't have an extra long dinner.
We watched a movie after.

BUT I'M BACK!!
Hi. :)

Anonymous said...

Welcome back, Missy!

Sorry I poofed. Packing has started.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

* laughs*

Outra all the things in the street Darqusse hits Mevolent with a horse

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HI FABI!!
HI ZAF!!!

Ugh. I have to sleep now, even though it's the weekend...
Bye!

Luciana said...

An ant has no quarrel with a boot.

Loki is so attractive O_O

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

Bye Miss!

I have to go too...

Bye everyone!

Unknown said...

If P!nk is confused, does she become P?nk?

lol.

Luciana said...

His first name is agent.

Omfgg, Stark is my fave.

Aisling Dubh said...

Yay it's Friday.
Two days off school to look forward to.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Haa agreed

Atm i look forward to FOOOD

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Cause no-one ever looked so good in a dress and it hurts cause I know you won't be mine tonight...

Ooh, I Want! *grins* BUT THAT'S CRAZY! I want, I want, I want, but that's not me! I want, I want, I want to be loved by you... *epic guitar solo*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I want, I want, I want, to be able to play the guitar! *grins*
I have a guitar but I can't actually use it... :P

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Meerrrrrp

Maralie Lily Charm said...

IENNNNI *tacklehugs*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hellos, Mara!
Hmm...I believe we need to start developing Ninja Aeroplane Co-operations into a major business. We probably should recruiting some staff...

Star Inkbright said...

HEYOOOOOOOOOO.

Csgd, msd!

Star Inkbright said...

"I can't ever be brave"

I can't, but not EVER, so wah. D:

Star Inkbright said...

I'm trying to find the best way of eating jelly snakes. I even have a time limit - I have to find this way before they all become eaten!

It's sort of fun.

Star Inkbright said...

MY SISTER HAS THE MINI LAPTOP. I'M SO GRRRR COZ I WANT TO USE IT.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs* I GOT LIES FROM THE LIBRARY THIS AFTERNOON!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HELLOOOOOOOO

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Also: Can I recruit you into Ninja Aeroplane Co-operations?

Star Inkbright said...

@Ieni: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*

HEY JUBI! :%

Star Inkbright said...

Yes, please! :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Sorry, I had dinner!

STARARARAR *tacklehugs*

Hmm.. Should I go to dad's today? I get free wifi and use of a laptop all night, but I feel sickish and dad is rubbish when it comes to medicine...
*ponders*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hey, Jubi! Hey again Mara! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*

Do you want to join also Jubi? Any post is available, except for manager, because that's Mara's job, because she wants to own 1D and I have to pay her 1 million a year D:

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

STAR!!!!!!!!!!! MARA!!!!!!!!!!! IENI!!!!!!!!!!!


hi.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

JUUUUUUUBI *tacklehugs*

CHANGE YOUR LIFE PEOPLE C;
Wait, this is the instrumental... WHY IS THIS ON MY PHONE?!?!?! O.O

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*grins* HARREH WILL BE BOUGHT FIIIIIIIRST. I SHALL MAKE LARRY STYLINSON REAL. IF IT'S TRUE ONLY. THENNNN LOUIS NIALL LIAM AND ZAAAAYN. MY PRECIOUS SNOWFLAKES UGH.«3

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

SURE!! I'LL JOIN THE NINJA AEROPLANE CO-OPORATION!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

AND now i gotta go...
bye!!! :(

Maralie Lily Charm said...

ALL HAIL THE NAC! *raises Skully/1D mug*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Byebye Jubi *waves*

Mbd - homework

Maralie Lily Charm said...

BYE JUBI! :( *hugs*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Okay Ieni! :)

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Mara, you better not be planning on plastering your office full of 1D posters?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Ah. My picture seems to have disappeared. *le frown* Wait. Why is it a white nothingness? *is confuzzled*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

IENI CAN SEE YOUR PICTURE! *nods*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I CAN IF I WISH IENI. *pouts* OMG SONG LYRICS. BUT I SEE YOOOOU WITH HIM... SLOW DANCIN'...

Oh, how I wish that was me...

Nanananana! :P

Anonymous said...

Airports are still noisy. [Glares unspecifically at airport]

Maralie Lily Charm said...

YOU CAN IENI? PHEW. :)

Anonymous said...

[Is in airport] [Glares at self]

Star Inkbright said...

MARAAAAAAAA. :)

After much experimentation, I have concluded that the best way to eat a jelly snake is simply to eat it whole.

Dunderdul. :)

Anonymous said...

[Nods] Maras pic is still there.

Fabi's on the other hand...

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hey, Fabi! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Ah...do you want me to eat the airport?

Are jelly snakes vegetarian? They sound slimy and icky and probably have gelatine in...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Ah Fabi, but not the Ninja Aeroplanes! Quiet aeroplanes are our speciality!

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi

Star Inkbright said...

HI FABI! :)

He looks at you
The way that I would
Does all the things
I know that I could
If only time could just turn back . . . back . . . back

Anonymous said...

*Mara's

Ordinarily I'd appreciate it, Ieni, but considering as I'm in the airport...

[is ninjaeroplanetacklehugged]

Hi Ieni!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I LIKE JELLY SNAKES.

Oh my Gosh, I love Galaxy Counters... CHOCOLATE HEAVEN.

Star Inkbright said...

Yeah. They're like heart throbs expect snake shaped . . .

Haribo-style sweets are meh, but shush, I was Experimenting like a Scientist! :)

Anonymous said...

It's all the people, also th televisions.

Hi Star, Mara.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

OMG GALAXY NICENESS!

Hey, Aisling! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*

Ah...I could transport you to Blogland beforehand?

Anonymous said...

*the

Sorry about typos and msd. Boarding in 5 and wifi will turn off a bit sooner.

Anonymous said...

Hi Aisling.

Ok, Ieni. [smiles]

Maralie Lily Charm said...

YES STAR :)

Let's have a guessing game! Guess which UAN song has these lyrics in it! :)

Shot me outta the sky
You're my kryptonite
You keep making me weak,
Yeah frozen and can't breathe

NO CHEATING :P

Star Inkbright said...

Actually, the proper name is Mini Yellow Belliea, but they're snakesand they're gelatine so therefore, they are nelly snakes. :)

The big ones are awesome. :) But mgine are mini. Comes in the name. £1 for a hundred grams. It's 45p per big snake . . .

Anonymous said...

It's |||~||==|:||||~|=_|==||==|=, right?

Anonymous said...

Gtgbye

Aisling Dubh said...

My finger just randomly started bleeding.

*is ninjaeroplanetacklehugged*

Aisling Dubh said...

Bye Fabi.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Holy moly. Big jelly snakes are expensive...

My dad's friend owns a sweet shop and I get the leftovers sometimessss(:

Star Inkbright said...

One Thing!

MARA, THAT'S BEEN IN MY HEAD SINCE I GOT HOME!I WAS EVEN IMAGINING WHICH PART I WOULD TYPE OUT ON THE BLOG AND I WAS GOING TO TYPE THAT PART! :O

COINCIDENCE. O_O

Maralie Lily Charm said...

BYE FABI! :( *hugs*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

ONE THING!
Byebye, Fabi! *waves*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

*mumbles something about the parodies being funnier*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

STAR SCARY O.O I JUST FOUND JELLY SNAKES TOO. it's really weird.

Star Inkbright said...

I have a sweet shop really near me. :)

It used to be 80p per hundred grams of the stuff ib jars, then it was 90p, now it's a pound. -_-

Well, they are big. :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I have to say, the Key of Awesome do a good parody of One Thing... *laughs* YOU'VE GOT THOSE WAND THINGS!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

ENGLISH MONEY IS REALLY STRANGE.
But that's just me.
EUROS ARE ACTUALLY WEIRD TOO.
AND DOLLARS.
AND STUFFS.

Aisling Dubh said...

Gtg.

The battery in the iPad is about to die.

Bye.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

100 penies in a pound. *does meer cat simples*

Star Inkbright said...

WTH. *hides* SCARY. O_O

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Byebye, Aisling! *waves*

Star Inkbright said...

:( FPURS AISLING!

£4 = €5 - that was the exchange rate this summer, me meremberish.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

G2g - dinner

Probably won't return after food - will read Lies.

Robin Snowscar said...

Oh hai.

Robin Snowscar said...

It's Flame's Birthday I just came to see if he was here.

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS, IENI! :)

HI ROBIN!

Star Inkbright said...

Nope, he's not here atm, sorry. :/

Robin Snowscar said...

*sigh*

Hi Star.

Star Inkbright said...

How's life?

Robin Snowscar said...

Pretty excellent. How're you?

Robin Snowscar said...

Dammit. Dinner time. See ya

Star Inkbright said...

I'm good. *nods*

Looking forward to the (Guardian and Observer) weekend? :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Ugh, pins and needles >.<

Melica Frost said...

hey guys!

Unknown said...

Hi Star...!
its Brad...!
In a new account....!
My old one crashed so u know I made a new 1 so its Brad hey

Unknown said...

... Star did u get that message...!

Unknown said...

Star did u get that message...!

Unknown said...

Star did u get that message I will not say that again....!
Maybe:)

Unknown said...

... Hello...

Unknown said...

...Hello

Unknown said...

No 1 ever answers cause no one likes me:(

Unknown said...

:(

Unknown said...

:(

Unknown said...

Will someone answer me

Unknown said...

Is sad cause of bro

Unknown said...

If no one answers I am going

Unknown said...

3...

Unknown said...

...2...

Unknown said...

...1...

Unknown said...

...1...

Unknown said...

...0...

Unknown said...

Well bye then:(
*teary eyes*

Unknown said...

Bye...
Aw hell

Unknown said...

sleepin at me nana's

Unknown said...

Bye all people who divnt answer

Robin Snowscar said...

Back...

Star Inkbright said...

:( SORRY, BRAD!

My sister made me leave. :/

Luciana said...

CHAPTER THREE HAS TO BE SPLIT INTO TWO, AS WELL ;-;

But, on the plus side, Muse just came on on shuffle C:

Robin Snowscar said...

Yo again Star xD

Inky Flame said...

yo peoples
*watches wolfs rain*

Robin Snowscar said...

Hey Chloee

Star Inkbright said...

Yo Robin, Chloe, Scáth. Wb very d. :(

Inky Flame said...

ROBIN!!!
IM GOING TO WEMBLEY THIS WEEKEND!!!

Inky Flame said...

STAR!!!

Robin Snowscar said...

FOR WHAT CHLOE?!

Inky Flame said...

SWANSEA V BRADFORD!!!!!

Robin Snowscar said...

OH YEAH.


I don't like football. But I'm sure you'll have fun.

Luciana said...

Helloooooooooo :)

Writing Chapter 3, and contemplating making Chapter 4 Chapter 5 and splitting 3 into 2...

Robin Snowscar said...

There's a Luuuuciana!

Inky Flame said...

thnx,

Robin Snowscar said...

I say your name in my head differently every time I read it, L xD

Melica Frost said...

hello!

Luciana said...

IT'S BECAUSE MY NAME IS SO AWESOME


obviouslyyyyyyyyy

Robin Snowscar said...

Looook it's Meeeeeeeeeelica!

Robin Snowscar said...

I'm going to dedicate this to Flame because it's his birthday.



Melica Frost said...

helllloooo Roobbbiiinnn!!!!

Robin Snowscar said...

Your profile picture is amazingly accurate.

Melica Frost said...

who mine? it happened to me like 10 times in one day so I though why not?

Inky Flame said...

ive gotta go now byii

Robin Snowscar said...

Yes it is L!

I go from Lucy-arna
To Loosh-arna
To Lucy-ana

All manners of things xD

Robin Snowscar said...

Byee Chloe


Yes, you! Must've been painful Mel.

Have you ever done your funny bone in your elbow? Hurts.

Melica Frost said...

yeah! and when you hit your elbow your the only one not laughing!

Robin Snowscar said...

I almost passed out when I hit mine. I couldn't see. It was so weird. It was like not having glasses on but not like a little bit bad like REALLY BAD.

Robin Snowscar said...

I could see colours but not much else.

Luciana said...

I honestly don't mind how people pronounce it, anymore. I'm not sure I know anyone that pronounces it the same as I do...

Robin Snowscar said...

How do you pronounce it, L?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I pronounce your name Lucy-anna, Luci... :)

Star Inkbright said...

Lucy-Anna. I'n't it meant to be pronouced.that way . . . And Marra-lee, same thingle.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Mara-lee indeed. *nods*

I GOT A SLUSHIE. *is happy*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

I used to say it Lucy-arna, but now I says it Lucy-Anna:)

Star - I've read Lies up to when Francis poofs:)

Yay for Mara being happy!

Melica Frost said...

Im eating an M & S dessert and its disgusting...

Anonymous said...

Hiya guys! My MC chapter is posted.

Anonymous said...

And Mefro, your profile pic is so accurate.

I saw the world's best flautist a few months ago.

He was ten.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

IT'S PURPLISH.

Lucy-Anna for me anyway... Unless my accent makes it sounds different :P

Anonymous said...

By the way, I would've gotten first for the third time in a row since I was on right before the page changed, but I decided to let it go. Aren't I lovely?

JOKE

Anonymous said...

Lucy Anna for me.

Star Inkbright said...

@Ieni + Lies: Ah, that was a sad occurance. :(

Hi!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

M&S desserts are never really nice...
BUT SLUSHIES AND SKITTLES ARE(:

Melica Frost said...

I have so many of the funny and relatable pics...

Anonymous said...

Except their white chocolate biscuits... MMMMM....

I die in my chapter. I mean, I'm conscious, but I'm dead.

Melica Frost said...

WELL I LOVE BOTH OF THEM SO YAY!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hey, Mycroft! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*

MEL YES STORY OF MY LIFE. It's depressing when I see them on Blackberry's or any type of smart phone and I'm like 'Haha, bitch please, I can throw the £9.99 brick phone at the wall if I get pissed off and it's fine.'

Luciana said...

Ieni used to say my name right~

Anonymous said...

Oh, wait, I do say Luci Arna.

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