84,726 words.
And that's the PLOT written.
Now I go back to the very start and write the STORY. The story is different from the plot. The plot is everything that has to happen at certain points— the plot is the writer inflicting his will on the book. The story, however, is how we get to the plot. The story is what drives the characters forward. The story is what captivates US, the reader.
Naturally, there's a whole heap of overlap between the two. A lot of the time, plot is story and story is plot. But not ALL the time. And for this one, the war book, I needed to get the plot hammered into shape before I start to lather on the story.
Now I get to spend time with Val and her family. Now I get to write about Scapegrace and Thrasher. Now I get to have fun and make jokes.
If there's one thing I don't want, is to have a less-funny Skulduggery book. I like it when they're funny. The danger, as Val gets older and the books get darker, is that they lose their humour. I haven't read the first few books in a while, but I'd imagine there are a lot more jokes per page in the early ones than the later ones. I expected this, but there is still a certain ratio I have to keep. Even though you Minions respond to the emotional beats of these stories as they get more mature, no one is really wishing for a joke-free book, are they? Where's the fun in that? So now I go back and make sure that no matter how grim things get (and they DO get grim) or how dire the situation becomes (and it DOES become dire), we have enough jokes and laughing-in-the-face-of-death to see us through the darkness and out the other side.
Saturday, February 16, 2013
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I don't have any homework that needs to be eaten yet...
WHO LIKES EATING FIG??
Ieni, you're so damn weird. I love you.
I'm weird? Ah, I always seem to be told that.
IENI LOVES YOU AND MISS CAIN TOOOOO!
And ugh, who would want to be NORMAL. So BORINGERS.
...It's raining O_o
FINALLY RAINING!! *celebrates*
But it's gonna stop in a minute or so....
Awww. Thanks Ieni. *hugsssss*
IT'S RAINING MEN - HALLEUJAH! *starts singing*
And Ieni might be able to read KOTW today for the first time since September! Yaaaaay! And I'll actually be able to own the books maybe for my birthday, because it looks like my parents will get them off Amazon. They did offer to get me a Kindle, but I was like ugh no I want PROPER BOOKS, DANKE!
Proper books are waaaaay better than Kindle's or whatever.
Brb, gonna get some cereal...
Enjoy your cereal:)
BACK!
It's 6:41pm and I'm eating cereal. My life is strange.
Ah...YAY JOIN IN THE STRANGE PEOPLE'S CLUB! Free awesome hat and some other stuff:)
What cereal is/was it?
Rice Bubbles. XD
Merp...never heard of it. Must be some Austrailian speciality or something...
Hmm...I've just been eating my brain for the last few minutes thinking of something else to say but IENI DOES NOT KNOW!
Hmm...Ieni has an idea...
*throws Miss Cain off building*
I have no idea how you got up there...
Ah, Ieni is now eating cereal too, because I was 'ungry!
*shadow walks back up building*
*steals Ieni's cereal*
NOOOOOOO!!!
*sets fire to building*
Ah...I think that's my cereal cooking in there...oops.
*shadow walks to a random tree*
MWAHAHAHAHA. ME STILL HAS THE CEREAL. >:D
STOP SHADOW WALKING D:
*cuts random tree in half*
WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE DOCTOR!
THE... Eh, someone else finish it, I couldn't be bothered. *waves hand*
Msd & wbd. I won't be here for long but I'm in the car and I'm really bored.
*finishes munching cereal...*
Maraaaaa!!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
*shadow walks to the ground*
HI MARA!!
HI IENI! HI MISSY! *hugs*
*bans shadow walking*
I'm going to go play Super Mario Bros with my brother now! Au Revoir! *waves*
BYE IENI!!!
*shadow walks to another tree for the hell of it*
Good news! MARA IS OKAY.
I juat need a cough bottle! :P
Bye Ieni! *hugs*
YAAAAY!! MARA IS OK!!
*just
YAAAAY!
*throws streamers*
Brb, dinner...
Okay Missy! :)
Hellooo?
Msd.
Hi Ieni! :)
Msd.
Whoa, I actually got up earlier than I have to. Should I be responsible and start packing up early (hoping I don't wake up the sleeping Martian), or should I be lazy and stay under the covers and in Blogland?
Hmm...
I think I'm staying, for a while at least.
BLOGLAND, FABI!
*proceeds to run around in circles*
Hmm...maybe I should try and get this work done...
hey check out this cool wallpaper i made its for battlefield 3 fans and skullduggery fans combined please appreciate took a long time
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/9253/skullduggerypleasant.jpg
also here is the homer Simpson version
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/5323/homersip.jpg
Hi Ieni!!!
Sorry, I was writing a long story about my latest weird dream, and Internet cut out.
Msd. It might do that again.
And bloodlustjoe, I can't use the links, sorry. I'm sure your art is great.
Finally bought my Leaver's Day dress, today.
Hi Lucy!
Leavers day?
In our final year, we have prom one day followed by Leaver's Day the next.
We wear smart-casual clothing, and go in late. It's just a day we say our goodbyes to all our classes and stuff. Oh and let tons of balloons go. And have a Look-Alikes assembly!
I'm in my final year, so... XD
Congratulations, then!
We didn't have an extra long dinner.
We watched a movie after.
BUT I'M BACK!!
Hi. :)
Welcome back, Missy!
Sorry I poofed. Packing has started.
* laughs*
Outra all the things in the street Darqusse hits Mevolent with a horse
HI FABI!!
HI ZAF!!!
Ugh. I have to sleep now, even though it's the weekend...
Bye!
An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
Loki is so attractive O_O
Bye Miss!
I have to go too...
Bye everyone!
If P!nk is confused, does she become P?nk?
lol.
His first name is agent.
Omfgg, Stark is my fave.
Yay it's Friday.
Two days off school to look forward to.
Haa agreed
Atm i look forward to FOOOD
Cause no-one ever looked so good in a dress and it hurts cause I know you won't be mine tonight...
Ooh, I Want! *grins* BUT THAT'S CRAZY! I want, I want, I want, but that's not me! I want, I want, I want to be loved by you... *epic guitar solo*
I want, I want, I want, to be able to play the guitar! *grins*
I have a guitar but I can't actually use it... :P
Meerrrrrp
IENNNNI *tacklehugs*
Hellos, Mara!
Hmm...I believe we need to start developing Ninja Aeroplane Co-operations into a major business. We probably should recruiting some staff...
HEYOOOOOOOOOO.
Csgd, msd!
"I can't ever be brave"
I can't, but not EVER, so wah. D:
I'm trying to find the best way of eating jelly snakes. I even have a time limit - I have to find this way before they all become eaten!
It's sort of fun.
MY SISTER HAS THE MINI LAPTOP. I'M SO GRRRR COZ I WANT TO USE IT.
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs* I GOT LIES FROM THE LIBRARY THIS AFTERNOON!
HELLOOOOOOOO
Also: Can I recruit you into Ninja Aeroplane Co-operations?
@Ieni: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
HEY JUBI! :%
Yes, please! :)
Sorry, I had dinner!
STARARARAR *tacklehugs*
Hmm.. Should I go to dad's today? I get free wifi and use of a laptop all night, but I feel sickish and dad is rubbish when it comes to medicine...
*ponders*
Hey, Jubi! Hey again Mara! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Do you want to join also Jubi? Any post is available, except for manager, because that's Mara's job, because she wants to own 1D and I have to pay her 1 million a year D:
STAR!!!!!!!!!!! MARA!!!!!!!!!!! IENI!!!!!!!!!!!
hi.
JUUUUUUUBI *tacklehugs*
CHANGE YOUR LIFE PEOPLE C;
Wait, this is the instrumental... WHY IS THIS ON MY PHONE?!?!?! O.O
*grins* HARREH WILL BE BOUGHT FIIIIIIIRST. I SHALL MAKE LARRY STYLINSON REAL. IF IT'S TRUE ONLY. THENNNN LOUIS NIALL LIAM AND ZAAAAYN. MY PRECIOUS SNOWFLAKES UGH.«3
SURE!! I'LL JOIN THE NINJA AEROPLANE CO-OPORATION!
AND now i gotta go...
bye!!! :(
ALL HAIL THE NAC! *raises Skully/1D mug*
Byebye Jubi *waves*
Mbd - homework
BYE JUBI! :( *hugs*
Okay Ieni! :)
Mara, you better not be planning on plastering your office full of 1D posters?
Ah. My picture seems to have disappeared. *le frown* Wait. Why is it a white nothingness? *is confuzzled*
IENI CAN SEE YOUR PICTURE! *nods*
I CAN IF I WISH IENI. *pouts* OMG SONG LYRICS. BUT I SEE YOOOOU WITH HIM... SLOW DANCIN'...
Oh, how I wish that was me...
Nanananana! :P
Airports are still noisy. [Glares unspecifically at airport]
YOU CAN IENI? PHEW. :)
[Is in airport] [Glares at self]
MARAAAAAAAA. :)
After much experimentation, I have concluded that the best way to eat a jelly snake is simply to eat it whole.
Dunderdul. :)
[Nods] Maras pic is still there.
Fabi's on the other hand...
Hey, Fabi! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Ah...do you want me to eat the airport?
Are jelly snakes vegetarian? They sound slimy and icky and probably have gelatine in...
Ah Fabi, but not the Ninja Aeroplanes! Quiet aeroplanes are our speciality!
Hi
HI FABI! :)
He looks at you
The way that I would
Does all the things
I know that I could
If only time could just turn back . . . back . . . back
*Mara's
Ordinarily I'd appreciate it, Ieni, but considering as I'm in the airport...
[is ninjaeroplanetacklehugged]
Hi Ieni!
I LIKE JELLY SNAKES.
Oh my Gosh, I love Galaxy Counters... CHOCOLATE HEAVEN.
Yeah. They're like heart throbs expect snake shaped . . .
Haribo-style sweets are meh, but shush, I was Experimenting like a Scientist! :)
It's all the people, also th televisions.
Hi Star, Mara.
OMG GALAXY NICENESS!
Hey, Aisling! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Ah...I could transport you to Blogland beforehand?
*the
Sorry about typos and msd. Boarding in 5 and wifi will turn off a bit sooner.
Hi Aisling.
Ok, Ieni. [smiles]
YES STAR :)
Let's have a guessing game! Guess which UAN song has these lyrics in it! :)
Shot me outta the sky
You're my kryptonite
You keep making me weak,
Yeah frozen and can't breathe
NO CHEATING :P
Actually, the proper name is Mini Yellow Belliea, but they're snakesand they're gelatine so therefore, they are nelly snakes. :)
The big ones are awesome. :) But mgine are mini. Comes in the name. £1 for a hundred grams. It's 45p per big snake . . .
It's |||~||==|:||||~|=_|==||==|=, right?
Gtgbye
My finger just randomly started bleeding.
*is ninjaeroplanetacklehugged*
Bye Fabi.
Holy moly. Big jelly snakes are expensive...
My dad's friend owns a sweet shop and I get the leftovers sometimessss(:
One Thing!
MARA, THAT'S BEEN IN MY HEAD SINCE I GOT HOME!I WAS EVEN IMAGINING WHICH PART I WOULD TYPE OUT ON THE BLOG AND I WAS GOING TO TYPE THAT PART! :O
COINCIDENCE. O_O
BYE FABI! :( *hugs*
ONE THING!
Byebye, Fabi! *waves*
*mumbles something about the parodies being funnier*
STAR SCARY O.O I JUST FOUND JELLY SNAKES TOO. it's really weird.
I have a sweet shop really near me. :)
It used to be 80p per hundred grams of the stuff ib jars, then it was 90p, now it's a pound. -_-
Well, they are big. :)
I have to say, the Key of Awesome do a good parody of One Thing... *laughs* YOU'VE GOT THOSE WAND THINGS!
ENGLISH MONEY IS REALLY STRANGE.
But that's just me.
EUROS ARE ACTUALLY WEIRD TOO.
AND DOLLARS.
AND STUFFS.
Gtg.
The battery in the iPad is about to die.
Bye.
100 penies in a pound. *does meer cat simples*
WTH. *hides* SCARY. O_O
Byebye, Aisling! *waves*
:( FPURS AISLING!
£4 = €5 - that was the exchange rate this summer, me meremberish.
G2g - dinner
Probably won't return after food - will read Lies.
Oh hai.
It's Flame's Birthday I just came to see if he was here.
:( FOURS, IENI! :)
HI ROBIN!
Nope, he's not here atm, sorry. :/
*sigh*
Hi Star.
How's life?
Pretty excellent. How're you?
Dammit. Dinner time. See ya
I'm good. *nods*
Looking forward to the (Guardian and Observer) weekend? :)
Ugh, pins and needles >.<
hey guys!
Hi Star...!
its Brad...!
In a new account....!
My old one crashed so u know I made a new 1 so its Brad hey
... Star did u get that message...!
Star did u get that message...!
Star did u get that message I will not say that again....!
Maybe:)
... Hello...
...Hello
No 1 ever answers cause no one likes me:(
:(
:(
Will someone answer me
Is sad cause of bro
If no one answers I am going
3...
...2...
...1...
...1...
...0...
Well bye then:(
*teary eyes*
Bye...
Aw hell
sleepin at me nana's
Bye all people who divnt answer
Back...
:( SORRY, BRAD!
My sister made me leave. :/
CHAPTER THREE HAS TO BE SPLIT INTO TWO, AS WELL ;-;
But, on the plus side, Muse just came on on shuffle C:
Yo again Star xD
yo peoples
*watches wolfs rain*
Hey Chloee
Yo Robin, Chloe, Scáth. Wb very d. :(
ROBIN!!!
IM GOING TO WEMBLEY THIS WEEKEND!!!
STAR!!!
FOR WHAT CHLOE?!
SWANSEA V BRADFORD!!!!!
OH YEAH.
I don't like football. But I'm sure you'll have fun.
Helloooooooooo :)
Writing Chapter 3, and contemplating making Chapter 4 Chapter 5 and splitting 3 into 2...
There's a Luuuuciana!
thnx,
I say your name in my head differently every time I read it, L xD
hello!
IT'S BECAUSE MY NAME IS SO AWESOME
obviouslyyyyyyyyy
Looook it's Meeeeeeeeeelica!
I'm going to dedicate this to Flame because it's his birthday.
helllloooo Roobbbiiinnn!!!!
Your profile picture is amazingly accurate.
who mine? it happened to me like 10 times in one day so I though why not?
ive gotta go now byii
Yes it is L!
I go from Lucy-arna
To Loosh-arna
To Lucy-ana
All manners of things xD
Byee Chloe
Yes, you! Must've been painful Mel.
Have you ever done your funny bone in your elbow? Hurts.
yeah! and when you hit your elbow your the only one not laughing!
I almost passed out when I hit mine. I couldn't see. It was so weird. It was like not having glasses on but not like a little bit bad like REALLY BAD.
I could see colours but not much else.
I honestly don't mind how people pronounce it, anymore. I'm not sure I know anyone that pronounces it the same as I do...
How do you pronounce it, L?
I pronounce your name Lucy-anna, Luci... :)
Lucy-Anna. I'n't it meant to be pronouced.that way . . . And Marra-lee, same thingle.
Mara-lee indeed. *nods*
I GOT A SLUSHIE. *is happy*
I used to say it Lucy-arna, but now I says it Lucy-Anna:)
Star - I've read Lies up to when Francis poofs:)
Yay for Mara being happy!
Im eating an M & S dessert and its disgusting...
Hiya guys! My MC chapter is posted.
And Mefro, your profile pic is so accurate.
I saw the world's best flautist a few months ago.
He was ten.
IT'S PURPLISH.
Lucy-Anna for me anyway... Unless my accent makes it sounds different :P
By the way, I would've gotten first for the third time in a row since I was on right before the page changed, but I decided to let it go. Aren't I lovely?
JOKE
Lucy Anna for me.
@Ieni + Lies: Ah, that was a sad occurance. :(
Hi!
M&S desserts are never really nice...
BUT SLUSHIES AND SKITTLES ARE(:
I have so many of the funny and relatable pics...
Except their white chocolate biscuits... MMMMM....
I die in my chapter. I mean, I'm conscious, but I'm dead.
WELL I LOVE BOTH OF THEM SO YAY!
Hey, Mycroft! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
MEL YES STORY OF MY LIFE. It's depressing when I see them on Blackberry's or any type of smart phone and I'm like 'Haha, bitch please, I can throw the £9.99 brick phone at the wall if I get pissed off and it's fine.'
Ieni used to say my name right~
Oh, wait, I do say Luci Arna.
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