84,726 words.
And that's the PLOT written.
Now I go back to the very start and write the STORY. The story is different from the plot. The plot is everything that has to happen at certain points— the plot is the writer inflicting his will on the book. The story, however, is how we get to the plot. The story is what drives the characters forward. The story is what captivates US, the reader.
Naturally, there's a whole heap of overlap between the two. A lot of the time, plot is story and story is plot. But not ALL the time. And for this one, the war book, I needed to get the plot hammered into shape before I start to lather on the story.
Now I get to spend time with Val and her family. Now I get to write about Scapegrace and Thrasher. Now I get to have fun and make jokes.
If there's one thing I don't want, is to have a less-funny Skulduggery book. I like it when they're funny. The danger, as Val gets older and the books get darker, is that they lose their humour. I haven't read the first few books in a while, but I'd imagine there are a lot more jokes per page in the early ones than the later ones. I expected this, but there is still a certain ratio I have to keep. Even though you Minions respond to the emotional beats of these stories as they get more mature, no one is really wishing for a joke-free book, are they? Where's the fun in that? So now I go back and make sure that no matter how grim things get (and they DO get grim) or how dire the situation becomes (and it DOES become dire), we have enough jokes and laughing-in-the-face-of-death to see us through the darkness and out the other side.
Saturday, February 16, 2013
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Msd.
Tá éire fíorálainn!! A Canadian astraunot in space tweeted that
The first tweet in irish from space
My friend has to get braces. *nods*
Then my other friend doesn't need to. She wants to, but she'll have to pay. While Friend 1 gets them for free cause she needs them.
WE'RE GETTING SHOTS IN FIRST YEAR D:
NEXT YEARRRRRR MARA NO LIKE SHOTS.
MY 1D PLAYLIST NOW HAS 20 VIDEOS! *celebrates*
I'm trying not to do my Disturbed one, because I only have six songs left to do. *cries*
Mine, Parasite, Dehumanized, Three, Midlife Crisis and Living After Midnight.
I have braces.
We have to get shots in first year?
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mara I had a shot today! Fun!
It's worse anticipating injections than getting them, Mara thinks. *nods*
I got my orthodentic treatment free. :)
Yeah thats right :D its not that sore :)
Mine, Dehumanized, Midlife Crisis and Living After Midnight are all either meh or I can't remember them *does know The Lost Children as well as the other albums*
Parasite is awesome and Three is SO SAD BUT SO AMAZIGGLE. :')
*celebrates with Star* *laughs*
1D are, like, Blogfamous now XD
Aisling - Uh huh. *shudders*
Mel - Fun for the whole family! :P
Star, you're very... Observant.
1D ARE blogfamous! XD
They took the Music Blogfamity position from Disturbed. *giggles* *tries to summon anger* *fails*
Injections are horrible. Hurts. And then you have to do PE and yeah . . . D:
I must be Blogfamouse
WTF.
NO. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO. ONE DIRECTION'S NAMES ARE HARRY NIALL LOUIS LIAM AND ZAYN. NOT HARRY NIALL LEWIS LIAM AND ZAYNE. STUPID ARTICLE.
I'm here...
OH MY GOD MY LEGS ARE DYING FROM CROUCHING BEHIND THIS EFFING CAR
AHA, IDEA.
I'M A GENIUS
SO EXCITED TO WRITE THIS
Flame, you're incredible. Just saying. :)
Ah I have to go to bed bye
bye Aisling!
I think you ARE, Zaf! :)
ONE DIRECTION «3
I remember the day I turned into a Directioner... *laughs* I was watching videos of them on my phone and ran out of credit so I ran down the stairs screaming at my mother to start the car so I could get €20 worth of credit C:
Bye Aisling!
Hi Adra! :) *hugs*
I am incredibly observant and incredibly UNOBSERVANT. My family never rely on me to remember anything, because I won't know the way to this place or that place and I won't remember where I had to go on a certain day and I won't remember to give people letters, but things that interest or worry me, I remember really well . . . Selective attention. :)
ADRA! *shrieks and tackle hugs*
Bye Aisling!
Hi, Adra!
*laughs*
My phone has btw been out of credit for months . . . I should start making a leaderboard and stuff. XD
...why am I incredible?
STAR STAR STAR
WHICH 1D SONG IS YOUR FAVOURITEEEEEEE?
HI FLAME! *also shrieks and tackles*
...why am I incredible?
BECAUSE YOU ARE YOU. And you needed reminding of how incredible you are. *nods*
AW. DOES STAR HAVE TO HAVE A FAVOURITEEEEEEEEE? ALL MY FAMILY KNOW HOW CRAP I AM AT CHOOSING STUFF AND FAVOURITES. AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE I HAVE A FAVOURITE COLOUR AND A FAVOURITE BAND, AND I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF BECAUSE FAVOURITEWISE THAT'S THE BEST I'VE EVER GOT.
I'll scroll down my list and look. :(
HI MAR,STAR,VAL,FABI,FLAME and LUCE
*tosses around skulcakes*
I've had no credit for ages.
And Val, what the he'll were you doing in a dumpster?
I keep dissapearing today...
*runs inside* THE SUNLIGHT BURNSSSSSS
and yet... I STILL hate 1D.. 80's rock all the way
I was hiding, Flame. Hide and Seek is intenseeeeee.
I have to go to hospital tomorrow.
One Direction make me feelllllll pretttttyyyyyy(:
Everything Harry sings in Little Things is the truth with me... *smiles*
*hangs upside down*
Did any of you watch Angel or Buffy?
Why Flame? :O *hugs* Are you okay? :(
Not lately.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I saw one episode of buffy. Hush. And that was it.
For a MRI. *shrugs* one ifthose big cat scan things with the tunnels for x-rays.
Well, I like Gotta Be YOu, and I like One Thing, Up All Night I Wish, Tell Me A Lie, Same Mistakes, Another World, I Should've Kissed You, and that may be it or it may not be it. Remember I've only got two songs into Take Me Home, still . . .
. . . That's okay? :/
HI ADRA!
Ah, nice choices. *grins*
Over Again...
Gotta Be You...
Little Things...
MORE THAN THIS!
Ahm, Irresistible :)
And lots more but I'm too lazy to type them out :P
Hey, it's my YouTubeversary on March the 25th . . .
From now until I go to bed, I shall be distant. *nods*
Half of those are in Take Me Home, goddamn you! :)
Meh. I can easuly discuss a pop band now. This is probably my first step to becoming cool. *looks at massive staircase in front of me*
Meh, I'll live without clmbing that. *settles down on first step with sleeping bag and laptop*
*easily
Msd.
Actually, in another country most of them may be, but I have tons of friendlings. *shuffles onto second step*
YAY!
*remembers I don't want to be cool*
DAMMIT. XD
Ok... Almost done. This took longer than it ought to.
Congratulations?
Why does Germany have euros? Why don't they have Germoney?
I died when I saw this XD
*laughs irl*
Switzerland aren't part of the EU and they use francs, did you know?
OHH IF YOU COULD SEE ME NOW...
Im going to see the script in...*counts* 14 days!!!
Do they? *frowns* WE LEARN NOTHING IN OUR CRAPPY SCHOOL. IT'S GREAT XD
Let me look for more puns...
My Science textbook said something like:
Did you know?
London are by European Union rules allowed 35 bad air quality days per year, but they actually have many more than that, resulting in approximately over 4000 extra deaths per year.
That's just chilling. D:
MEL BRING ME WITH YOU D: *wails*
I...I cant...IM SORRY!
Mel, where you seeing them?
I'm seeing them on the 28th :)
I didn't learn that in school. I knew that because my parents because we used to live in Switzerland. Did you know that it's considored unhealthly to wash your clothes in your own home there, and that some shops won't accept paper money if it's crumpled so people iron it? Yes, iron their money. And did you know Switzerland have very few roundabouts; they have these funny junctions instead that are apparently a nightmare, and many Swiss are all argh what the hell do I do when they come across a roundabout?
At least, this is info from about a decade ago. :)
The Script has Danny from the Voice UK in it . . .
I'M REALLY PROUD OF MY MIND, RN.
I actually had a great idea xD
Glasgow :) wait let me recount... its 3 weeks not 2 but still! On the 12th of march :D YAY
And did you know the bus service is generally ALWAYS on time? Apparently the Swiss, who amble to the bus stop two seconds before it arrived, were all like why are you here so early? to my parents and my parents were like well the bus could arrive ten minutes before, or ten minutes after, or . . . and the Swiss were just like WTH.
Well, after all the time I took, you'll be expecting a great ded. Sorry! My Internet went out twice, and Chat and Croquet realized that Evan was gone and came out, demanding that I pet them.
So, anyway. I tried several times to write something meaningful and beautiful, like certain people who probably don't want to be praised. Turns out, I fail at that big time.
So here's what I've got.
I dedicate this page to all those awesome people who deny it. You're probably all going to attack me later, with whatever it is you attack people with, but it's true!
Mara, you're so nice and fun to be around. If I ever need to know something about 1D, I'll know who to go to!
Lucy, you're an amazing writer as well as a super-nice person. You're always there when the other Bloglandians need you to be.
Star, you're funny and fun and even though the comments you type are usually super-long and random, I like to read them anyway.
Death, your MC chapters are SO exciting, even when they make me actually cry irl. Also, you're an awesome person (don't take that the wrong way, you're evil and crazy too) and you're...awesome.
This is also to those with hard times, which is, sad to say, pretty much all of you. I'm running out of battery, so I can't elaborate, but Lav, Willow, Death, Flame, Mara, Ember, Kes, Em and too many more. Gah, this is making me upset.
Also to Mycroft and his umbrella, the other MAHUvians, my grandma and the awesomely obnoxious purple umbrella she gave me.
To Blogland, writing and music, all of which make me feel so much better. For me, it's like my troubles vanish while I'm here...
As for music, I dedicate this page to [insert name of your favorite band/singer/musician] here.
Does P!nk become P?nk when she's confused?
People used to imagine that 2013 would have flying cars, but all we have are blankets with sleeves.
I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you seen me and Batman in the sane room?
Two Japanese men walk into a bar. "I'm Japanese!" says one. "Me too!"says the other. "I'm Japanese too," says the bartender.
The bar was in Japan. XD
Heeey
Nice and fun? Wrong person. But you're right about the 1D thing XD ZAYN WEARS TWO PAIRS OF SOCKS AND LOUIS WEARS NONEEEEE! *runs into wall*
Nice ded though Fabigail! :) *hugs*
Hiya Zaf! :) *hugs*
Hi, Zaf!
I'm not going to argue, Mara, just disagree.
Thanks [hugs]
*looks at last paragraph* VERY DIPLOMATIC. :) *laughs happily*
You do like reading them?????? Really????? O_O
I think I may be asleep again. Did I tell you Sunday night I can't remember if I dreamt I woke up at what I thought to be 2am (then was trying to get to sleep for ages, my panic slowly rising because school tomorrow and blah, then I looked at my phone and it was 5:09 am so I was all PHEW and then went to sleep), or if it actually happened? XD
That was a FANTABULOUS ded. :)
Heheheheh
Tomorrow Derek shall be scared I shall be in London in spirit sitting at the edge of Derek's nightmares waving
Good ded, Fabi. :)
GUYS DEREK DOING THE HARLEM SHAKE :O
Imagine it.
Nowwww
(where are you from, Mel?)
@Mara: DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH AT SLEEPY TIME! :P
Lolness. :)
Sorry! I keep vanishing... Surreh.
Tempted to attempt to write something on my phone, hmm...
Mel's from Glasgow, Scotland! *tries at fails not to imagine the word 'Scotland' said in the imitation of a Scottish accent*
People are planning to kill JB. They want to cut his balls off, seemingly, and sell them while they're doing it.
Bloody hell and i thought Derek frolicing in a field with a leprechaun outfit was bad
I wrote WTWBTDOCIHHATDWI on my phone . . .
BUT STAR THEY'RE SO FUNNY YOU HAVE TO LAUGH.
*pulls funny face* *hangs le upside down*
I WANT BLONDE HAIR LIKE MARATC *cries*
Hmm...
*ponders*
DOES MARALIE LILY CHARM SUIT MY FACE?
Maybe I should be Ugly McUglypants! XD
DO THE HARLEM SHAKE
DEREK LANDY
DEREK LANDY
DEREEEEEEEK LAAAAAANNNDY
Would you be interested in makin a Harlem shake video with your characters CGId in it?
PLEASE?
CHINA IN A CHICKEN COSTUME
I wish I could charmspeak people...
Am I alone?
IRRESISTIBLE! IRRESISTIBLE! IRRESIS- *falls off chair*
[Shakes head] Mara, I did say I wouldn't argue with you...
[Agrues with self instead]
But I said I wouldn't argue!
But she isn't ugly!
But...
Nathal Purcell, really Adra! XD
DEREK DO THE HARLEM SHAKE :D
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE?
*laughs* FLAMEEEEEEE. I'm meant to be being quiet! :P
NO MARANESS. Maralie Lily Charm suits you plentyness and YOU'RE NOT UGLY!!!!!!!!! You're pretty!!!! Merember?
From my name, you'd probably expect me to have blonde hair . . . *looks at light brown hair*
CHINA IN A CHICKEN COSTUME XD
*looks at last name* CHARM!
What was I thinking of, like, magic or a bracelet or something? :P
MY CHARM BRACELET SAYS 1D ON IT IN A LOVE HEART :)
BE QUIET FLAME> IM ON A DIFFERENT ACCOUNT
(ow)
DEREK DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!
MSD.
*trying not to laugh*
Msd.
WELL OBVIOUSLY NAHAL
SHHHHHH NOBODY COMPARES IS ON :D
ZAYN STOP SAYING LONDON. YOUR ACCENT MAKES ME GO ALL GOOEY INSIDE.
NOOOOO MARA NOT PRETTY! AND STAR I ACTUALLY IMAGINED YOU AS BLACK HAIRED. CLOSE ENOUGH.
WHY AM I IN CAPS?
HO HEY
DEREK DO THE HARLEM SHAKE.
NOW NOW NOW
WITH TOM AND LAURA AND YOUR NIECES.
Omg, yes xD
DEREK DO THE HARLEM SHAKE.
NOW NOW NOW
WITH TOM AND LAURA AND YOUR NIECES.
Omg, yes xD
I'VE BEEN SLEEPING HERE INSTEAD, I'VE BEEN SLEEPING IN MY BED
DO THE HARLEM SHAKE DEREK PLEASE
Bye Star and Lucianna! *hugs*
DEREK PLEASE? PLEASE?
HARLEM SHAKE!
I'm not goingh yet.
Victorious is on. :')
Msd also.
Elizabeth Gillies has some voice. SHE ISN'T HALF AS APPRECIATED AS THE OTHER CHARACTERS. IT UPSETS ME IN A WAY.
D-d-d-d-dd-d-Derek
D-DO THE HARLEM SHAKE
Bye Mara *hugs*
Might leave myself.
What one Luc?
HARLEM SHAKE DEREK
Liz Gillies is sexy.
I'm not leaving just yet :)
Wait, I am.
Night/Day everyone! :P *hugs*
I'm going to go! Bye!
Evening, Mara! Bye!
Sorry I poofed, Internet and cats... Why can't they bug my sister? She wouldn't mind petting Chat for an hour!
Au revoir, Flame.
FOURS MARA, FLAMENESS! :(
Bye Mara! Bye Flame! *hugs*
I Fraid I Have To Go A Well Dinner. Au revoir!
HIIII wbd though
Y'alright Jubi? *nods*
I'm OK...
Homework sucks though...
*sighs*
How bout you?
Midnight.
BUN YOU BLOG. IT WAS MIDNIGHT WHEN I PUSHED THE BUTTON.
I'm so bored.
AHA, ALLOW THE SHIPPING TO COMMENCE c:
There'll be so many possible ships I'm this scene. So far, only two are canon. C:
What, L? In what?
Skuttlebuggia.
Ookay.
I can't concentrate.
Time to sleep. Bed now.
Anyone on?
Hi, back from dinner!
Hi Saph! [hugs]
Night, Robin!
Oh... [Fades into echoing darkness]
New MC chapter
First Lord Of The Rings character that comes to mind when you read this is:
LEGOLAS
Hello?
HIIII!
Ah, hi Jubi!
How's your universe doing?
Oh....
[Fades out into echoing darkness again]
Legolas Is awesome! The first name I think of is Isildur (No reason, it just stuck in my head) Then I see frodo, then merry.
I'm WEIRD
if anyone is on hello, if you're away and come back I may or may not be here
Hi, anyone there?
i am!
Sorry! I forgot I ws on this *facepalm* Hi Willow *hugs* if you're still there
*hugs* I'm here just resting and talking to a friend...and thinking I'm not sure whats worse, the stomach pains or the uncomfortable-ness of a hospital bed
Hi!
*Reads Willow's comment*
Are you okay Willow?!!
Oh, i thought you knew death? I just got verrrryyyyy bad food poisoning with a 104 fever and other symptoms
Hi Death! *hugs* How are you?
Willow; Hospital beds suck. But you WILL get better *hugs* Just hang in there blogsister
*Hugs Willow*
Oh my Golden God!!!!! Are you okay?!
*Hugs Sapphy*
I have decided that friendships are so easily breakable
ya I will, this certain type can last for up to a week though -_-
Death i'll be alright, I'm tough and still sorta stubborn with people even if I am bending over...and ya know the skulduggery series was always a brilliant series but now that im in here doing nothing but reading the books again, they just seem really funny for whatever reason (funnier then usual)
*Smiles*
I love those days
what days? when everything seems funnier? I think it seems funnier to me now cause I'm sick and bored as hell
Ok, gtg now. Bye!
bye saph
Yeah, boring days!
Bye Sapphy!
I had to stop reading Death Bringer because I actually couldn't handle myself from laughing as soon as Hansard Kray was even mentioned.
you like boring days? i hate them, especially when it's spent in a hospital.
Sadly, I can't remember that part, nor do I really feel like trying to remember right now
*Looks away from Val's comment*
*Hopes no one remembers about Deathsard...*
Boring days are fun when Skulduggery Pleasant is involved!
WBD
true, at least he's bringing laughter to me in this situation.
ok I might not be on, I'm going to try and sleep so goodnight
I remember Deathsard...
AND EMBALGO. What the hell were you people thinking?
And Favis, that was a fabulous ded!
And I'm hoping Willow gets better soon.
I shouldn't be spamming right now.
I'm sorry god.
Fish pizza rocks.
22......
HA
Okay, I can stop spamming now...
This page's dedication could never compare to the one Fabi made last time. That was absolutely fabulous.
This page is dedicated to dedications and aspirations.
And to my darling dear, who today poured chocolate all over my washed bowls. Also to the guys who helped me clean up the chocolate. There were literally five people helping me clean up the mess, and I thank each and every one!!!
To my beautiful mice, Liberty and Nepeta. They light up my life with their cute antics.
Mycroft Holmes and his umbrella, and to the fact that Favis now has a PURPLE UMBRELLA. Why can't I have one?
(Favis= Fabi Vi S)
Oh my gosh. I forgot I had web on my nook. My ipod was taken and I'm not actually supposed to be on right now, so I'll make this simple and as quick as I can.
I may not be on for a few days but even after that, I may still not come back...
Just a warning and I'm sorry.
*tries to think of something else to say*
Oh, well just in case it happens, sorry if I comment twice.
*Has just read Fabi's last ded*
*Covers mouth with hand*
*Holds back the tears threatening to spill over eyes*
I'm pretty sure she's lying about the awesome bit, I know I'm crazy and evil but I didn't know my chapters made people cry... irl...
HELLO DEATH!
Swag, swag, swag on Lou
Chillin' by the fire while Niall's eating fondue
Liam knows about me
Harry knows about you
So say hello to DJ Malik
In 3, 2... FLICK.
Best parody EVER.
Hello to whoever's on! :) *hugs*
My mother went and left me alone.
Wait, no. She's back.
I've been writing random bits of a Masquerade Ball all night. It's sort of good.
I can't wait to write it properly!:3
Cool, Luci! :) It's sounds awesome! I'd love to read it when you're finished :)
Hi! Sorry, I had to have a shower and the power went off... AKA wifi died!!
WBD
It's a chapter or two that comes after the war. :)
I'm working on Chapter 3, again, now.
Anyone on?
Hi Death and Flame! :) *hugs*
Oooh. Skuttlebuggia is starting to sound pretty freaking awesome right now. *smiles*
Hello Flame:)
THIS SHIP IS SO DAMN SHIPPABLE. if you guys don't ship it, you're freaks. :P
He's so cute! This ship is so adorable!
GUYS WHY DID DEREK WANT BECKY TO GO TO LONDON?
Nobody has a clue, Flame.
Even Becky?
Flame?! I haven't seen you for... MONTHS!!!!!!
Of course Becky knows. She just can't tell us.
If it's the thing Mary talked to her about...
Hey Death! How's you?
(yeah I haven't really been on)
I guess it pays to be a crazy stalker who is fandom famous.
For those who are curious enough to wonder what I look like... I'm the blond-er one in these photos...
http://www.qwiki.com/v/cKUjxWpQ
Me? I figured out how easily broken friendships are...
*Pouts*
How are you?
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