Saturday, February 23, 2013

Imagine

Ah, Minions... you weirdos...

The event at the Imagine Festival in London went very well, as I thought it would. It was the second time I was on stage talking about the movies that had influenced the books— the first time was last year, at the Mountains to the Sea Festival in Dublin.

The place was packed out and the response was fantastic. Afterwards I signed for about three hours, seeing a lot of familiar (worryingly familiar) faces in the queue... It was all so much fun, and I want to thank everyone who turned up.

For those of you who couldn't make it, here are the trailers we showed... and here are the trailers— because of age restrictions— we COULDN'T show...


Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

The whole Indiana Jones series has been a huge inspiration to me (except perhaps the fourth film.. ahem...) in terms of sheer fun and adventure and character. Jones is a perfect hero because, bizarrely, he rarely succeeds... Look at the first film, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and count how many times he messes up. He loses the idol, he loses Marian, he loses the Ark, he loses Marian (again), his bluff is called, he's captured... The guy never wins. But he NEVER gives up. And that's what makes him a hero.

I said none of this to Steven Spielberg when I met him, of course. I just started grinning.

But for the first book, this is exactly the kind of vibe I was going for. Fun, fantastic, and faintly frightening.

Another film that influenced the first book, and the series as a whole, is this one...


Big Trouble in Little China was a film that confused the hell out of me when I first saw it as a kid. I saw Kurt Russell and thought, okay, here we have the big strong American hero who has all the tough guy lines... and then he proceeds to bumble his way through the entire film. This is a guy who fights the bad guys at the end, totally unaware that he has lipstick smeared over his mouth.

It was only when I saw it again, years later, that I got the joke and I realised just how fantastic this film really is.

Playing With Fire is my monster movie. The Grotesquery, made up of parts of so many other creatures, is my Frankenstein's monster.


Every Saturday night I'd stay up after my folks had gone to bed, and I'd watch the old black and white Universal horrors, all the stuff from RKO... I don't know why I loved horror movies from such a young age, don't know what it was about me that responded so well, but I ABSORBED these things.


The Faceless Ones, I always say, is my whodunnit- it's my mystery book. Batu, after all, is the man behind the scenes, pulling all the strings. But this is also the first time we see the Faceless Ones themselves, which were inspired by the Cthulu stories by HP Lovecraft. The wonderful Hellboy comic is inspired by Lovecraft also, as you can see in the trailer for the movie adaptation...


(Oh, and also? Hellboy 2? They KIND of stole something from Skulduggery. Check out the poster and see if anything seems... familiar...)


(Ahem. Moving on...)

Dark Days is my revenge flick. You can't beat a good revenge flick, you really can't, and I jammed so much into this book. We have Tanith torture, we have Moloch and his vampires, we have Scapegrace becoming a zombie, we have the first real mention of Darquesse (even though she'd been in my plans from the very start) and we have the chapter entitled "Mid-Afternoon of the Dead".

Now, I could show the trailer to Night of the Living Dead, or Dawn of the Dead, or Day of the Dead, or the first two Evil Dead movies... but instead I'll show the trailer to Army of Darkness, the third Evil Dead film by Sam Raimi, and one of my favourite movies of all time...


Mortal Coil is my Invasion of the Bodysnatchers. It's my The Thing. It's the book where the Remnants run wild, and you can't trust the people you know, because they may not be the people you know anymore... Behold the glory of the hairstyles of the 1970s, and one of the most terrifying films I'd ever seen...


The Thing is the second John Carpenter/Kurt Russell film on my list, and it's here because it deserves to be. A masterclass in tension. If you're old enough, watch it... and watch it ALONE.


And in the chapter "By The Sword", we get one of my many nods to wonderful movies such as The Princess Bride. This one is pretty blatant. See if you can spot it in the middle of this, one of the greatest sword fights ever put onto celluloid...


Death Bringer is my superhero story. Between this and KOTW, the whole secret identity thing really starts to become a major issue, and this is the first book where we have a fight between two people who are powerful enough to punch each other through buildings... just like in Superman 2...


And this is also the book where Val gets attacked by that guy in her house. For me, this is the book where I switched from "realistic martial arts" to "realistic fighting", both in my writing and my own training. Take a look at my darling Gina Carano in Haywire...


And now we arrive at Kingdom of the Wicked, my science fiction story, where we have unsuspecting teenagers suddenly gifted with amazing powers, and we watch as it corrupts them. For this, Akira was a huge influence.


And it was also an influence on Chronicle, the trailer we showed at the festival. I THOROUGHLY recommend this movie.


And because it was science fiction, I felt completely justified in slipping in a nod to a certain Doctor...


We ALSO have a werewolf scene, which I did my best to link to the transformation in An American Werewolf in London. I'm not going to show that clip here, because it contains some brief nudity, but if one or two of you were to search for it, you would find that changing into a werewolf is a lot more painful than it appears in Twilight...

And SPEAKING of Twilight, how could I forget the debt I owe it for certain aspects of Death Bringer? So here we are, the trailer. Oh, be warned- one case of swearing at the very beginning.


And to top it all off, a massive influence on my writing...



And now I'm going to watch Ronda Rousey defend her UFC title against Liz Carmouche, in the FIRST women's event the UFC has ever held. In Ronda's own words, it is on like Donkey Kong...


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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Oh dear. *looks at top comment*

Star - XD

Anonymous said...

Hi Star.

Willow Von Stratton said...

Sure each country sucks, but America really sucks, plus where i live I hate how society tells us what we need to wear and have to be skinny to be liked, and all the famous people..it's just ugh, hell, Derek is way more admirable then any famous Hollywood person

Anonymous said...

Grass is greener moment...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Um, okay...

I ded to...

All Bloglandians
Blogland
Cats/Carrots!
Drums!
Everything About You
Fridgessssss/Fabi!
Ghana :')
Harry!
Ice cream
Jelly! Or Jell-O or however other countries say it! :P
Kessie :)
Liam/Louis/Luci!
More Than This
Niall!
Oh Holy Mother of Nandos!/ ONE DIRECTION OF COURSE!
Pigeons!
Quite sorry, I have nothing beginning with this
Rain
Star/Skyfall!
The 1D3D movie!
U reading this! XD
Very sorry, I don't have one
Willow!
Xylophones...?
Y U SO HOT ONE DIRECTION?
Zayny boo!

:D

Maralie Lily Charm said...

And for D, add in DEREKKKK :)

Anonymous said...

[Grins] Thanks, and nice ded.

Willow Von Stratton said...

thanks Mara for the nice ded :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

No problem guys! :) and danke! *hugs*

ARGH I'M HUNGRYYYYYY THERE'S NOTHING HERE

Willow Von Stratton said...

if you're at your house Mara their has to be something!

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs* MARAIO, THAT DED IS AWESOMESAUCE!

Willow Von Stratton said...

g2g guys! bye!

Anonymous said...

Gtg.
[Puts hair in front of face and slips out of Blogland]

barmybex said...

I was there and it was awesome. Didn't get to go to the signing session though, had to get home in time for my JuJitsu class. Need to hone my skills so I can be in your minion army!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Bye Fabi and Willow! *hugs*

THANKS STARARAR! *hugs* :)

I GOT NOODLES(:

I have to go now... NIGHT!

*teleports to bed, eating nooooodles*

Star Inkbright said...

FOURS WILLOW, MARANESS! :(

Robin Snowscar said...

Helloooo

Robin Snowscar said...

No one?

Robin Snowscar said...

WBD then

Star Inkbright said...

Oh. Here! Everyone left, so I distonated, sorry . . .

Msd.

Robin Snowscar said...

Hai. Distonated?

Star Inkbright said...

Distonated = Starian word meaning went distant. :)

Hi Robin!

Star Inkbright said...

I'm going to make an effort to not be distant now. *nods*

Star Inkbright said...

Aaaaaaaaaaaand I failed, because I was reading comments on YouTube and marvelling at how there were at least four almost-arguements, and yet people politely disagreed and then the other people politely apologised and explained they hadn't been thinking or had meant something in another way. O_O

It's YouTube, everyone isn't meant to be this nice and forgiving and unarguing!

It's nice to see, though. *nods*

Star Inkbright said...

Oh, this is for one video, btw.

Robin Snowscar said...

I do that. I resolve all my arguments on youtube xD

Star Inkbright said...

I rarely comment on YouTube . . .

In general, though, I'm nearly always trying to be on everypne's side in arguements. I'm like always trying to sit on the fence and be the peacekeeper. :/

It's kind of hard and I kind of fail. *nods*

Robin Snowscar said...

I usually start them. *grins* I do love a good argument.

Jophiel said...

Hey... I'm saying that I'm still alive.... And in class...

BYE!

Star Inkbright said...

I do. I like testing my agreementnss skills. XD

Which is kind of bad because arguing is bad. :P

I never usually start arguements though. I'm always trying to end them. O_O

Robin Snowscar said...

LOL bye Death

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS DEATH!

*looks at clock* Er, it's ten to ten in the morning in Melbourne/Sydney area?

Star Inkbright said...

Death is alive. *giggles*

Robin Snowscar said...

Sorry. I'm watching 10 Things I Hate about You...

Robin Snowscar said...

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around. And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

Robin Snowscar said...

Going, bai

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Derek...Twitter...

IM AN ELDER :D

*faints*

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Hi

Anonymous said...

Congrats, Zaf!

Hi Saph!

Oh, drat, can't stay...Bye Saph!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Damn...Bye Fabigail!
Zaf; Nice :) I guess that means I'm your loyal servant

NOM Ominous said...

You're a tortured, possibly dead Elder.

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Hi Thrust!
Yeah... I guess it's job hazard :)

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Fine... bye everyone

TIF News Desk said...

Funny you talk about meeting Spielberg and not saying anything you wanted to as this is exactly what happens whenever I meet you and have a bunch of questions I want to ask, all of which evaporate.

Oh, and if you remember signing a book to Michelle, she says hi back.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I saw Warm Bodies, and it was AWESOME.

Anonymous said...

[Grimaces] Sorry, Saph. I had to attend an impromptu lecture about spending too much of my time on technological devices.

I'm still not here, finished what I was supposed to be doing, but dinner in three minutes, and I have to pour drinks.

So hi and bye, oh silent (or possibly not here) ones!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I did post an MC chapter

Anonymous said...

Sorry, Zaffy, I've been really busy, and I think I'm the only one commenting on anything anymore. I'm going to read it now!

Anonymous said...

Ok, I'm not here now! I have evening stuff to do, which includes chocolate-cherry cake! And the rest is chores! Yippee!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Bonjourno

Anonymous said...

Aloha. This is Henry, greeting you enthusiastically. Fabi is cleaning her room, so she couldn't possibly be here.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ahhh
hi there henry :P

Anonymous said...

Hi Jubi!

I am distant. Fabi is trying to talk me into helping clean her room.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ahhhh well
if you have the possibility to not do it... then dont do it...

Anonymous said...

It's not exactly a possibility. Technically my tree is the messiest part and I should be helping. It's only a matter of how much I can procrastinate.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

oh...
well i have had experience with procrastination...

it usually doesn't turn out well xP

wdb... embracing my inner trekkie :P

Anonymous said...

No, it doesn't. Fabi's mom gets mad when I procrastinate bedtime.

I don't get it, I'm an owl, owls are nocturnal. End of story.

Anonymous said...
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Funk Tuba said...

It's cool to see what you take inspiration from.

Anonymous said...

I'm here now, done with my room and writing Glitch poetry... I miss that game. Distant, if anybody's here.

Bethany said...

The Princess Bride is one of my all time favourite books and films. Flawless cast, script, story, music... just everything about it is magical.

Unknown said...

GGRRR!! I can't believe you added Twilight, I love the Twilight books (not movie) and so I'm officially ANGRY!!!!!

At least, I would be if you weren't such a great author but,
LOOK OUT!! I've got my eye on you...

Jophiel said...

Nadada nadadadada nadada nadadadoooo, ohhhhh...

And this'll be the first time in a week
That I'll talk to you and I can't sleep
It's three whole days since I had sleep
'cause I dream of his lips on your cheek
And I get to the point that I should leave ya alone
But we both know that I'm not that strong and,
I miss the lips that made me fly, so,

Let's not pretend like you're alone tonight, (I know he's there and...)
You're probably hangin' out and makin' eyes (while across the room he stares...)

Jophiel said...

Okay, bed time...

NIGHTY NIGHT

Anonymous said...

Morning.

Anonymous said...

I see. Well, since you're not here, neither am I.
[Vanishes in shower of purple and black glitter]

Anonymous said...

Oh, and night, Death.

I hate leaving greetings unanswered, even hours later.

[Vanishes again, sans glitter]

Aisling Dubh said...

Hello anyone who's there.

There never seems to be anyone here at this time of day.

Star Inkbright said...

ICH BIN HERE!

Sorry. Get home from school atfive to four . . .

Star Inkbright said...

Awesome profile pic, btw, Aisling!

Willow Von Stratton said...

hello people!

Star Inkbright said...

HI WILLOW!

Aisling Dubh said...

Hi star and willow

Aisling Dubh said...

Thanks Star

Willow Von Stratton said...

hello to you both!

omg yesterday I saw a guy who looked just like Derek, except this one was rude as hell

Aisling Dubh said...

Brb eating lunch

Star Inkbright said...

O_O

Wbd, sorry. Homework.

Willow Von Stratton said...

it's alright..I need to study myself

Aisling Dubh said...

Back

But yiz are gone aren't yiz? Bye if yiz are gone.

Aisling Dubh said...

Defiantly Star.

Luckily I got no homework today cause I was playing a football match for school. And we won.

Willow Von Stratton said...

it does need to be eliminated.....*stares at textbook*....facebook time! lol

Star Inkbright said...

YAAAAAAAAY! Well done you! :)

Willow Von Stratton said...

..hmmm..I think me and my sis shall make a random video later in the day...I'm home alone andsooo bored *starts dancing*

Willow Von Stratton said...

Bye Ais

Star Inkbright said...

Our printer is actually so crap. *sighs*

Star Inkbright said...

Huh? Where did my comment saying fours to Aisling go? *frowns*

Oh well. I said:

FOURS, AISLING!

Dancing in your kitchen? XD

Willow Von Stratton said...

bummer, I hate it when you get thosecrappy printers

Willow Von Stratton said...

haha no in my room, but now I'm trying to study..but I'm listening to German music *sigh* I hate my short attention spans

Star Inkbright said...

I hate technology. *nods*

Printers that won't work, laptops that won't respond . . .

Willow Von Stratton said...

yup, all technology seems to do is breakdown, and technology causes people to not pay attention..a girl walked right on a frozen lake not paying attention cause she was on her cell phone and then she fell through the ice

Star Inkbright said...

Sorry for late reply, the thingy stopped working and then the thingy got stuck on the thingy and then I was busy with the other thingy and then the thingy deleted and then I was all grrr.

The most I can remember of my deleted comment was - Poor girl! :O

Willow Von Stratton said...

that's a lot of thingies! hehe :P ya I felt sorry for her, but yet she should pay attention

Eureka! After 2 weeks I FINALLY found a topic for my essay *does lil dance*

Anonymous said...

Salut, mes amis!

Willow Von Stratton said...

Fabi!!! *hugs*

Anonymous said...

Hi Willow! [hugs back]

How are you?

Unknown said...

I am here!

I love Honest Trailers

Willow Von Stratton said...

hi Perse!
Tired, but fine, and you?

Anonymous said...

I'm ok, a bit of a break between French and history. It's just about over, though. Class starts in five.

Unknown said...

It's lunchtime for me.

Willow Von Stratton said...

yay for history, and yay for lunch. My college class isn't until 2 pm, then after i'm probably gonna go browse for comics/graphic novels

Anonymous said...

Hi Sev!

Star Inkbright said...

Eureka! :)

Hi Fabi! Hi Seph!

Anonymous said...

Maintenant, je ne suis pas ici. Au revoir!

Unknown said...

Au revoir Fabi!

Willow Von Stratton said...

Au revoir Fabi-o!

yes star Eureka! It'ss be the link beween food additives and child behavior disorders

Star Inkbright said...

Mwah ha ha. Homework, done! Well, almost. I have to print them off, which I am doing at school seeing as our printer is CLEARLY NOT WORKING AT ALL GRRR.

I'll leave my remaining homeworks for other days. *nods*

SO, UNDISTANT! :)

Star Inkbright said...

*blinks* Cool! :)

AU REVOIR, FABINESS!

Willow Von Stratton said...

yay for undistant-ness lol.

Man, I can be such a nerd at times xD

Unknown said...

I have to go. Bye!

Willow Von Stratton said...

Bye Perse!

duuuude, I'm so disgusted right now

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS SEPH!

What about? :/

Willow Von Stratton said...

I don't remember if you were on yesterday, but i was at a restaurant ysterday and I saw a guy who looked exactly like Derek, I commented that he did, and he replied with a rude remark, saw him go in the bathroom, my friend(Thomas) and i were seated, then Thomas went to the restroom and I just found out that the guy...well let's just say Thomas said the guy had perverted magazines on the floor and the guy was in a stall...well I'm sure you can figure it out

Star Inkbright said...

Maybe it was actually Derek. *laughs*

Willow Von Stratton said...

*widens eyes* Picturing Derek in a bathroom stall with perverted magazines..ok the magazines don't bother me guys will be guys..BUT I'm not sure if you're grasping what the guy was doing in the stall while looking at the magazines...and picturing Derek doing that is just so...horrid, Derek would nevert in his right mind do something like that

Star Inkbright said...

SURE it wasn't Derek? XD

. . . Sorry, Golden God . . .

Oh. Gtg, dinner!

Willow Von Stratton said...

omg!! ok picturing Derek doing that in public that's just.. I don't know what my reaction would be..besides what would he be doing in America? lol

alrighty, bye Star!

Willow Von Stratton said...

I'd probably just tell him to get a room

Star Inkbright said...

BACK!

Willow Von Stratton said...

man, you ate fast!

Star, may I call you somewhat disturbing? because of your comment earlier? lol xD

Star Inkbright said...

I was all nice and innocent and good before everyone at school corrupted me. *mutters* :(

But 'disturbing' is another form of the abstract verb 'disturb', the past tense of which is 'disturbed,' and Disturbed are awesome. *nods*

So in a roundabout way disturbingness is awesome. *frowns*

No, it isn't. I disagree with myself. *nods*

Willow Von Stratton said...

ok? haha you really love that band...but really you have to agree it was disgusting, and more creepy since he actually looked like Derek

Star Inkbright said...

. . . *agrees*

It could have been Derek's long los cousin. *muses*

Star Inkbright said...

*lost

Willow Von Stratton said...

nah..more like a long lost twin who was seperated at birth, he looked that much like him, but to bad it wasn't him, if it was I'd force him to stay and have dinner with Thomas and me :P hehe

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Yeah, or it could've been his evil twin

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Sees Willow's comment* Hey, great minds think a like!

Willow Von Stratton said...

yup! and both our minds are one of thee greatest minds, hehe

Star Inkbright said...

HI SAPPHIRE!

Evil long-lost twin? Yeah, that sounds like it. *noddles*

Maybe his name was Ydnal Kered!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Along with Luci's :)

Star Inkbright said...

Yup! :)

Willow Von Stratton said...

I should have asked his name, I felt like a retard for like 2 seconds because I thought "Derek's in America?" but then I realized it wasn't him and he was very rude.

All minds on Blogland or the greatest!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Hi Star! Nah, I bet his first name was Landy :)

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Yeah, all people who like SP enough to come onto blogland MUST be awesome :)

Willow Von Stratton said...

It probably was, or it could of just been a really horrible reflection of Derek's, a refflection who decided to go rebellious

True that!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Maybe Derek got the idea for the reflection going agro 'cause his own reflection ran off!

Willow Von Stratton said...

We may never know xP..all I know is that man should have got is own private room to do his stuff

Star Inkbright said...

His name Ydnal Kerred could have been Asian or something, though. :/

No offense to Asian people, btw. There is nothing wrong with being Asian and having different names to boring ones like Holly. My given name is Holly, I'm allowed to state it's boring without being mean to people. *nods*

He could have been adopted by Asian parents at birth and they named him. I feel sorry for them.

Star Inkbright said...

Reflection? NOW THAT'S AN IDEA!!!

Willow Von Stratton said...

Adoption, refelction, evil twin....sounds like a story, lol

Willow Von Stratton said...

thomas was surpised that I wasn't more disgusted, the only disgusting part is that he's doing that business in a public bathroom, other then that all I told Thomas is "hey, you gotta do what you gotta do" the look on his face was priceless haha

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Ydnal sounds kind of middle-eastern...
I love the name Holly! It's really pretty. I'm not just saying that becuse it's your name, I honestly like it.
Willow; Lol! :)

Star Inkbright said...

It's part of Derek's life story. *nods*

It has to be, because Ydnal Kered is planning to assassinate Derek. *nods*

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Hi Fabi! *hugs* I have no idea what you just said

Willow Von Stratton said...

hey Fabi

I think you may be on to something Star

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs*

It's boringgggggggggg. Oddly enough though, I've said this before but I ADORE the name Sapphire. :/

HI FABIO!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

And Ydnal is his true inspiration for the books, so whatever happens to Valkyrie, we know it has happened to Derek...
We must stop Ydnal from killing Derek! Munchkin army, this is our chance! This is what we have been waiting for!

Willow Von Stratton said...

haha we're in Saph :P

Anonymous said...
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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Oh, thanks Star :) Your taken name is awesome. Especially your first name.

Star Inkbright said...

YES! HE FINALLY HAS AN ENEMY!

*grabs flamethrower*

Willow Von Stratton said...

why does everyone choose a flamethrower...and see aren't you glad I'm on here otherwise you would have never learned of his enemy

Star Inkbright said...

I feel like I'm bragging, but tbh I do think my taken name is awesome, which is why it's my name . . .

Thank you! :)

Poor you, Fabi. :( I don't really get nicknamed much . . .

Anonymous said...

Hi. Yes.

And the bold part I was saying in code was I am not here. Apparently I am, but distant and msd. S'posed to be writing.

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

We must work out how to defeat the evil of Ydnal Kered!
*Draws short swords and nods at Star's flamethrower* Good choice :)
But not all munchkins are here :( We cannot attack yet.
We can start planning our batle strategy...

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Fabi, I hate my given name as well. I get no nicknames :(

Star Inkbright said...

My flamethrower was a present from my Master, Evil Eve Evil the Banana Lord who is a rock and rocks. Forgot why she gave it me, but it was a few months ago and it was because I'd been a good Faithful Banana Servant. :)

So I didn't actually pcik it, my Master picked it, but I know why everyone pciks flamethrowers - COZ THEY'RE DESTRUCTIVE AND AWESOME. *nods nods nods*

Anonymous said...

I get nicknamed a lot, and most people resist my attempts to go by only one by mispronouncing, forgetting or just stubbornly calling me another. [Shrugs] At least none of the nicknames are insulting, just shortened.

I had someone call me Helen the other day, which is weird because that person had known me for several years and my name is nothing like Helen. She was talking to me, though, not someone else. The only other people in the room were guys who definitely weren't named Helen.

Star Inkbright said...

Oh, my Master isn't made up, btw. Eve hasn't been on for a while, coz she's moved house and has no internet atm, but you may have seen her around as 'Eve the ROCK' with a profile picture of a rock?

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Thanks for finding him, Willow! We now need your skills... I shal get my teleporter friend to go and put perverted magazines in public bathrooms as bait. He will not be able to resist it. When he comes, do you think you can use your magic (What is your magic btw?) To capture him?

Star Inkbright said...

@Fabi: . . . Odd. (?)

I get called by my friend's name sometimes. :)

Anonymous said...

My given name is pretty enough, but since it's so fancy, I only wear it on special occasions.

I have a flamethrower, but since fire doesn't like me I prefer using my ninja sword. I just keep the flamethrower because it is more effective for threatening people with at a long range.

Willow Von Stratton said...

Pshh magic? I just have my awesome krav maga skills, but I were to ever choose it'd have to be necromancy, I like things that are dark..ya..

Anonymous said...

I get called by my sisters name sometimes, and her name is sort of like Helen...

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

I don't have flame thrower. I just prefer my swords.
Helen? Maybe she was talking to her imaginary friend :)
Yeah, I've seen Eve around. Never actually spoken to her, but seen her comments.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

It was amusing how barmybex put the website address that I spend half my life in (this one) on our Chatterbooks challenge and I actually knew it without going to look (I did just to check though.

Star Inkbright said...

Shout! Shout! Shout! Shout! Shout! Shout! Shout! Shout! Shout! Shout!

Come on, let let me shout shout let me come one, these are the things I can do without so come on, so come on let me coz I'm talking to you, so come on, let let me shout shout let me shout

Shout! Shout!
Let it all out
These are the things I can do without
So come on
I'm a-talking to you
So come on

^^^The end of Shout 2000 has all that going on top of each other plus the instruments. <3 I could just listen to that all day . . .

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

I always get mixed up with Xena. Dunno why. We don't look a like, we're not best best best friends (although we are friends), and her name is nothing like mine :S
Once, in my class we had Niamh (Pronounced Nee-eve), Niamh 2, Eve, Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, Livvy, Liv, Olivia

Star Inkbright said...

HI IENI!

@Fabi: People are odd with names. :/

You've seen her? Yay.

Everyone has swords. O_O

Even me have one. *laughs*

My flamethrower however is more brutal and good for long distance. *nods*

Willow Von Stratton said...

ahh, all these names are confusing

Willow Von Stratton said...

I don't have swords Star!

Willow Von Stratton said...

Besides I don't need swords I got my awesome combat skills, hell I'd challenge Derek himself xD

Maralie Lily Charm said...

"Maybe, like a knee slide."

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hellooooooooooooooo Staaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!! I WAS READING LIES AGAIN! Such a big book! D:

Anonymous said...

Hi Ieni!

It's fun using cell phones as a weapon. XD My power is metal, so I can make them red-hot or bend them to my will.

A couple years ago, my dance school had a Ms. Alicia, Ms. Elyse, Ms. Alisa, Ms. Lisa, Ms. Elizabeth and Ms. Elissa. Luckily I didn't have all of them as teachers!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

I know Willow :S Hi Ieni! *hugs*
Do we want to gather the Munchkin Army against Ydnal Kered, or are we going to forget about him?

Star Inkbright said...

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Lies is the shortest! :P

Willow Von Stratton said...

Well Saph, I found him, and I'm leaving it up to you guys

Anonymous said...

Hi, Mara!

I can turn your swords into flyswatters. [nods]

Star Inkbright said...

Forget him? O_O I'm planning on asking Derek is he had a reflection/twin when I next see him. *nods*

LET'S GATHER THE MUCHKIN ARMY. *needs Loki helmet like Lynxia's so I look more grand*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm just going to pop in from time to time, saying random One Direction quotes...:)

Anonymous said...

Grg

Anonymous said...

*gtg

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Hi Mara! Hey Ieni, do you mean Lies from the Gone series? 'Cause I'm reading that :)
Ok, thanks Willow. Anyone got any ideas? If he's a reflection we could just shove him back in the mirror, but that's no fun :(

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hey Fabiiii Willooowww, Saaaaaph and Maraaaa!!!!

Well, meh it's all long to me.

BYE FABI! *waves*

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Bye Fabi! *hugs*

Willow Von Stratton said...

hey Ieni, bye Fabi

Well if he's a reflection we have to bully him a little ;P

Star as in person? If you have a twitter you can ask him on there

Star Inkbright said...

HI-ISH MARANESS!

You can't put One Direction in my head, coz I'm listening to The Sickness, I love it and the only reason you're not being bombarded with the songs is that they're being sung faster than I can type them! :)

GIVE IN, GIVE IN, DECIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE! <3

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Yep, Saph! Star bullied me into reading them...*sends Star evils* ;)

Star Inkbright said...

. . . No, Inkyness no have Twitter. :(

Yes Saph, Lies from Gone. Ieniness is reading it coz she's awesome. :)

I LOVE Gone. Those who can remember as far as that will remember my Gone obsession and my Lies profile picture. :)

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

I'm hungry, I might have breakfast now. Bye Willow, Ieni, Mara, Star and anyone else who might come on! *tacklehugs*

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs at Ieni's comment* :)

Aw, The Sickness ended. :(

Willow Von Stratton said...

Bye Saph!

Hmm, I have a twitter Star, I don't know if you would want me to ask on there

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Bye Fabi! *hugs*

Hi everyone who said hi to me! :P *hugs*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Byebye, Saph! *waves*

I CAN ICAN STAR IT WAS YOUR FIRST PICTURE I KNEW YOU AS! DAMNIT STILL HAVEN'T WON THE BATTLE OF STUPIDNESS!

Ieni might be awesome, but the Star is awesssssomeeeeer!

Star, was Plague your favourite book, because of The Sickness? BA TUMMMN TSSSS Okay, it wasn't that good but meeeeeehhhh.

Msd.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Bye Sapphy! *hugs*

AHHH HARRY GOT SICK WHAT WHEN X FACTOR NO D:

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS, SAPH! Hope your breakfast is yumminess!

*restarts The Sickness*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Oops, first comment. I don't even look at the counter and when I get to ded it's always be accident.

Wbd - failing at dedding

Willow Von Stratton said...

stupid Twitter, keeps saying I can't connect

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Louis: "I can play piano ahahaha a little bit."

Niall: *le dead*

Liam: WTF?

Zayn: LOL

Harry: I love you Louuuuisssss.

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