Saturday, February 23, 2013

Imagine

Ah, Minions... you weirdos...

The event at the Imagine Festival in London went very well, as I thought it would. It was the second time I was on stage talking about the movies that had influenced the books— the first time was last year, at the Mountains to the Sea Festival in Dublin.

The place was packed out and the response was fantastic. Afterwards I signed for about three hours, seeing a lot of familiar (worryingly familiar) faces in the queue... It was all so much fun, and I want to thank everyone who turned up.

For those of you who couldn't make it, here are the trailers we showed... and here are the trailers— because of age restrictions— we COULDN'T show...


Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

The whole Indiana Jones series has been a huge inspiration to me (except perhaps the fourth film.. ahem...) in terms of sheer fun and adventure and character. Jones is a perfect hero because, bizarrely, he rarely succeeds... Look at the first film, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and count how many times he messes up. He loses the idol, he loses Marian, he loses the Ark, he loses Marian (again), his bluff is called, he's captured... The guy never wins. But he NEVER gives up. And that's what makes him a hero.

I said none of this to Steven Spielberg when I met him, of course. I just started grinning.

But for the first book, this is exactly the kind of vibe I was going for. Fun, fantastic, and faintly frightening.

Another film that influenced the first book, and the series as a whole, is this one...


Big Trouble in Little China was a film that confused the hell out of me when I first saw it as a kid. I saw Kurt Russell and thought, okay, here we have the big strong American hero who has all the tough guy lines... and then he proceeds to bumble his way through the entire film. This is a guy who fights the bad guys at the end, totally unaware that he has lipstick smeared over his mouth.

It was only when I saw it again, years later, that I got the joke and I realised just how fantastic this film really is.

Playing With Fire is my monster movie. The Grotesquery, made up of parts of so many other creatures, is my Frankenstein's monster.


Every Saturday night I'd stay up after my folks had gone to bed, and I'd watch the old black and white Universal horrors, all the stuff from RKO... I don't know why I loved horror movies from such a young age, don't know what it was about me that responded so well, but I ABSORBED these things.


The Faceless Ones, I always say, is my whodunnit- it's my mystery book. Batu, after all, is the man behind the scenes, pulling all the strings. But this is also the first time we see the Faceless Ones themselves, which were inspired by the Cthulu stories by HP Lovecraft. The wonderful Hellboy comic is inspired by Lovecraft also, as you can see in the trailer for the movie adaptation...


(Oh, and also? Hellboy 2? They KIND of stole something from Skulduggery. Check out the poster and see if anything seems... familiar...)


(Ahem. Moving on...)

Dark Days is my revenge flick. You can't beat a good revenge flick, you really can't, and I jammed so much into this book. We have Tanith torture, we have Moloch and his vampires, we have Scapegrace becoming a zombie, we have the first real mention of Darquesse (even though she'd been in my plans from the very start) and we have the chapter entitled "Mid-Afternoon of the Dead".

Now, I could show the trailer to Night of the Living Dead, or Dawn of the Dead, or Day of the Dead, or the first two Evil Dead movies... but instead I'll show the trailer to Army of Darkness, the third Evil Dead film by Sam Raimi, and one of my favourite movies of all time...


Mortal Coil is my Invasion of the Bodysnatchers. It's my The Thing. It's the book where the Remnants run wild, and you can't trust the people you know, because they may not be the people you know anymore... Behold the glory of the hairstyles of the 1970s, and one of the most terrifying films I'd ever seen...


The Thing is the second John Carpenter/Kurt Russell film on my list, and it's here because it deserves to be. A masterclass in tension. If you're old enough, watch it... and watch it ALONE.


And in the chapter "By The Sword", we get one of my many nods to wonderful movies such as The Princess Bride. This one is pretty blatant. See if you can spot it in the middle of this, one of the greatest sword fights ever put onto celluloid...


Death Bringer is my superhero story. Between this and KOTW, the whole secret identity thing really starts to become a major issue, and this is the first book where we have a fight between two people who are powerful enough to punch each other through buildings... just like in Superman 2...


And this is also the book where Val gets attacked by that guy in her house. For me, this is the book where I switched from "realistic martial arts" to "realistic fighting", both in my writing and my own training. Take a look at my darling Gina Carano in Haywire...


And now we arrive at Kingdom of the Wicked, my science fiction story, where we have unsuspecting teenagers suddenly gifted with amazing powers, and we watch as it corrupts them. For this, Akira was a huge influence.


And it was also an influence on Chronicle, the trailer we showed at the festival. I THOROUGHLY recommend this movie.


And because it was science fiction, I felt completely justified in slipping in a nod to a certain Doctor...


We ALSO have a werewolf scene, which I did my best to link to the transformation in An American Werewolf in London. I'm not going to show that clip here, because it contains some brief nudity, but if one or two of you were to search for it, you would find that changing into a werewolf is a lot more painful than it appears in Twilight...

And SPEAKING of Twilight, how could I forget the debt I owe it for certain aspects of Death Bringer? So here we are, the trailer. Oh, be warned- one case of swearing at the very beginning.


And to top it all off, a massive influence on my writing...



And now I'm going to watch Ronda Rousey defend her UFC title against Liz Carmouche, in the FIRST women's event the UFC has ever held. In Ronda's own words, it is on like Donkey Kong...


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Alastair Cruciatus said...

*shakes head, smiling warily* No such thing.

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

It's ok, Snow. You weren't here- that's not your fault.

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Noelle said...

*pulls out a water bottle, reclining against her backpack on the cold floor, still thinking of Corfu*

No way in hell will they ever find me

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

So you say....okay Ari. If she doesn't respond to you assume bad....*glances at her* Leave Niccolò out of this I may not be able to stop myself...((take it as you wish))

Snow said...

i still feel awful...

i wish i could just find her and talk

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Wait, what? I'm sorry, I have no idea what you meant by those last two sentences.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*small smile forms on my lips* Lets keep it at....Love.

Snow said...

*hums*

Noelle said...

*shivers again against the floor, shutting her eyes, waiting for sleep*

Snow said...

*appears to be away with the pixies*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

But what the heck does he have to do with this...?

*in Adra's mind* Adra, please. Are you ok?

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Never mind....I rather not...*blushes* ((what was Alastair's magic prior to Niccolò stealing his true name?))

Snow said...

*snaps back to the here and now*

i... i think she's in a cave...

Snow said...

she's somewhere dark, at the very least... *shudders*

Noelle said...

*begins dozing off a bit*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*in Zaf and Javier's minds*

Javier: she died?

I wish.

Javier: I do too....I'll kill her

No I don't want you in legal trouble. I'll let Justaria out and kill her. Just got to find her and distract Aretha....pity licating and attacking Niccolò is like impossible.

Javier: killing Niccolò is impossible hurting is not.

Noelle said...

(Zaf- not now. I'm a teensy bit distant and an doing homework... Tomorrow though!!))

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((Plague. Biological warfare, if you will. He can make or spread disease, but also heal it. Not that he ever did much healing. He was most proud of his work with the Black Plague.))

Hm.. Well, thank you, Snow. Oh, I know too many dark places...

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Snow said...

*shudders* mind-latching is a very rare skill... and it really hurts...

Snow said...

((hope this is okay, i'm just trying to develop my character a bit more.))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((So thats how Niccolò got that magic...ah. And Adra sure tomorrow I'm on immediately after I get home I just have drama on Tuesday...))

Aretha may I speak to Niccolò I have a few things I need to ask him he knows a lot about true names and I need help.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

You can ask me. I know everything he does. But I'll warn you, as far as true names go, neither of us are all that great at explaining. It's more dependent on understanding than knowledge. But I'll tell you as much as I can.

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Noelle said...

*opens her eyes, turning over and staring at the wall, rolling the time manipulator over in her hands*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alright...Its about Javier really....i know first hand how it is when the name tries taking over....is it possible he knows his name but doesnt realize it but the name does? Like I think thats what causes him to attack family and friends because it isn't his true personality.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*shakes head* No, he'd know. He'd hear it. It would whisper to him. It would feel differently. He would know.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Then it isn't. Okay. Thank you. *sighs* Javier wants to speak to you he's up in the treehouse

Snow said...

*leans against wall*

*whistles*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

He can't come down?

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

*pokes Snow* Hey.

*murmurs under breath* Adra...

((Are you ok in real life?))

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Snow said...

*scowls at ari* what?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*raises hands* Sorry! You just looked bored.

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Noelle said...

((Yeah))

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((Ok, good. *hugs*))

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I could get him but he lost enough blood to be dizzy upon moving so its hard but I'll get him *shadow-walks and comes back with a very pale Javier, he doesn't let go of me*

Javier: I probably won't be standing long so let me spit it out, look Aretha, the only person here who knows why I tried to kill you is Zaf and I owe you an explanation, Jayla. You think we're free of her? We aren't. The little demon is alive somehow I don't know how...but she learned a new trick that fooled Zaf and I...she actually controlled me. Zaf realized when she tried to calm me and then I pieced it together. But now you know

Snow said...

*straitens up*

right

*rubs hands together*

lets do something. stop standing around.

Noelle said...

*sneezes, blowing dust into her face* Shit. *coughs in the dust*

Snow said...

*blinks*

Snow said...

anyway... *does the macareana the break the silence*

Noelle said...

*clears her throat, hands trembling slightly, leaning back against the chilly ground, shutting her eyes again*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*scowls* Well, get rid of her. I'm sorry- I know usually I'd have more sympathy- but I'm just... *closes eyes and sighs deeply* No. I'm sick of your excuses, Javier. I have a good bit of patience and there's a lot that I'll forgive, but I will not let you get away with hurting my friends. You find some sort of permanent solution, or stay the Hell away from my friends. Ok? I really just don't care. Either fix it or go away.

((Zaf I really love you irl, ok? Sorry!!))

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

*sighs* I quite agree, Snow. Let's do something. Adra's still alone in the dark somewhere...

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Snow said...

*nods*

*stops doing the macareana*

we need to do something

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Its ok))

Javier: I knew you'd take it this way. I'm just giving an explanation. Zaf please I really...

*shadow-walks with him to treehouse and comes back by Ari with Alexis clinging to me*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*nods, staring coldly at him* Then we understand each other. *once he leaves, takes a sharp breath, burying face in hands for a moment* *runs fingers through hair, straightening up* *notices Zaf and Alexis* *forces a smile* Hey.

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Snow said...

*contemplates doing the macareana again*

*decides against it*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hey!

Alexis: ARI!!! *hugs* Wow its weird not seeing Niccolò with you *laughs* Guess what? I got my cast off today!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Right, so... Finding Adra. Any ideas?

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Snow said...

((oh god... lol... fluffy bunny... dont ask...))

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

(( [hugs people] ))

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Snow said...

(( FABLES!!! ))

Snow said...

g2g, byeeee!! *huggles all*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I can't see your star
I can't see your star
We've been patiently waiting, bedside,
For the death of today
I can't see your star
The mechanical lights of Lisbon
Frightened it away

And I'm alone now
Me and all I stood for
We're wandering now
All in parts and pieces
Swim lonely
Find your own way out...


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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Ari I think we shoukd wait until tomorrow she said earlier she was distant and doing homework too so I think thats why she's keeping isolated))

I dont know...

Alexis: Hmm

Noelle said...

((Hi Fabi! Bye Snow!))

Noelle said...

((... Tomorrow will be too late for you all btw..))

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Bye Snow! *hugs*

((Hi Fabi! *hugs*))

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

((Wait, what? Adra, seriously, are you ok?))

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Fables? That's a new one. Huh.))

((Bye Snow...))

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Adra I don't understand can we seriously do this tomorrow? Like pkease? I mean within an hour i gotta go please tomorrow? I'm begging i wanna help....))

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((Is the place you're in bound?))

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Hi Adra, hi Ari, hi Zaf.))

((...I'm not here. Mantha's gone silent in my head. I could bring J.A. back or I could stop changing my name around and just drop the idea-thing...))

((...It really seems like...nothing really changed...not sure I can explain... Do change and explain close-enough-to-rhyme?))

((Bye))

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Noelle said...

((Because I have something P L A N N E D to straighten this all out..? Whatever this plot. Thing. Is. I don't really have a clue))

((Ya I'm good))

Noelle said...

((Oh. Uhhhhhh.... Quite frankly, I don't know where I am... But.... OH WAIT. Yes I do. And no, it isn't? I considered it but decided against it))

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((I'm sorry I can't really help with your plotline right now, Adra. :-/ ))

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Noelle said...

((No, you're grand, Fabi))

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*appears several feet away from Adra* Adra. Your friends are concerned. Why run from them?

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Noelle said...

*continues to stare at the ceiling* hmm... Good question, really. I'm not altogether sure I know how to explain this

Jophiel said...

*Rubs her bandaged arms quickly* Hey..

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Im here just awkwardly sitting gonna wait this out...))

Niccolò Croatoan said...

Would you consider attempting?

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

Death! *hugs tightly* Ok, you need to get those seen to.

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Noelle said...

Alright... I suppose, as much as I don't like it, it's easier to tell myself that... That I'm alone... It's easier to make it my choice, I guess... Or it's easier to comprehend? Uh... Hmm... Maybe believing it myself can make it easier to accept. I dunno... *frowns slightly*

Jophiel said...

*Hugs back* I'll be fine! I'm always fine! I've been through worse!

Jophiel said...

Aretha Tesla, you shouldn't worry about me. I'm grand! But thank you for the sentiment!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Hi Death. [hugs]))

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Jophiel said...

HI FABI!!! *Huggles*))

Jophiel said...

(WBD/MSD... I'm in English...))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((NICCOLO!!!!! Curse you! You came when I must go to bed so you boy better be on tomorrow or I will seriously stick a dynamite stick somewhere you don't want))

Good night

Noelle said...

((Night Zaf))

Jophiel said...

*Laughs cheerily* Night, beautiful.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

(([huggles back] There's a beautiful storm outside... With rain and thunder...))

((Night Zaf))

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((I'm gonna go outside on the porch and watch the rain. My iPod is not. See you later [hugs]))

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Noelle said...

((Okay Fabi! *hugs*))
((Brb for a few- shower!))

Mistical Future said...

Hi everyone!
How are you all?

Jophiel said...

(Bye Fabi! *Huggles*
Have a nice shower, Adra!))

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((Night Zaf!))

I don't care, Death. I am worried, and you're not always fine, and I don't care if you've been through worse- I'm not just ok with you doing this to yourself.

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Jophiel said...

I'm good, I'm fine... In English...))

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((See you, Fabi! Enjoy your beautiful storm. :) ))

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Jophiel said...

*Hugs Ari again* I'm fine but thank you for your concern. *Smiles* I've been doing this for quite some time!

Mistical Future said...

Bye Fabi and Zaf

Noelle said...

((Back))

Jophiel said...

(Hi! *Huggles*))

Mistical Future said...

Hi Adra, How are you?



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Noelle said...

((Alright. It was a BITCH to get that hairspray out thoug)

Mistical Future said...

Bye everyone I've gtg.

Have a good day!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

That does not make it ok! That makes it worse! How did I not notice this?! Death, just... What is the point of hurting yourself like that?

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

((Hi/bye, Misti!

Distant/msd))

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Noelle said...

((Bye Misti!))

...right...

*gathers up her things, making another portak* Well you're preoccupied. Good evening, then.
*walks through the portal, shutting it behind her*

Jophiel said...

(Bye Misti!!))

*Purses lips and looks down* It doesn't make it okay... You probably didn't notice because of may jacket... *Slips off her jacket and shows Ari the bandages covering her arms. Starts unwrapping the bandages and reveals the deep furrows in her arms*
The point is, I get to learn a lesson.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Tiptoes back in and hugs everyone again))

((Tiptoes away again when no one is looking))

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Jophiel said...

*Hugs Fabi and stares at her so she can't leave*

Jophiel said...

*))

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Has to leave anyway because dinner, sorry.))

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Jophiel said...

*Hugs* Bye!))

Noelle said...

((*waves to Fabi*))

*sighs, sitting down inside the small ruined castle in Tipperary* *sets out her things, the cool breeze rustling the grass* *groans* Next time- pack a jacket...

*uses her bag as a pillow, yawning*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

o.O

Jophiel said...

(Hey Jubab)

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

DEATH!!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*

HAAIII!!!!

Noelle said...

*murmurs tiredly* Hi Jubi..

Jophiel said...

*Evades evil hug* Hi... Scary...))

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I was readin LSODM because I finally got it in the Mail in Friday which is why I haven't been on since then because I've been reading instead of being on here..

...
but then I got to


THAT part

and...

and...

Yeah...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ADRA!!!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


HAAII!!!

Noelle said...

*nods, her eyes dropping*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*pokes Adra*
Don't you dare fall asleep. Or else I'm going to draw a lovely blue mustache on you.

Noelle said...

((In the RP, I wouldn't suggest that... At all. Ever.((

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

O.o

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

What? The mustache?

Noelle said...

((Yeah.... And I'm not in Blogland. I'm off on my own...yeah.))

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Aaaah

okey :P

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

WELL! I have to go now...


GOODNIGHT MY FRIENDS!!! *poofs in a cloud of sparkles and happiness*

Noelle said...

Goodnight...

*teails off, nonchalantly picking at the grass*

Zathract Mist said...

Yo?

Noelle said...

((Hi! I was about to leave... But hi. I probably will leave...
Heh
You missed a shitload of RP drama.
Not that I think you care anyway... Or... Hmm.
Anyway.
Hi/bye! *hugs*))

Zathract Mist said...

I'd depend what it was on. But generally these days I don't care much for RP. Not as engaging as it used to me.

Bye, Adra! *hugs back*

Jophiel said...

*Waves* Sup, Zath? I can't type properly... My fingers got taped together...

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Hello?))

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Snow said...

hellooooooo

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Yo, Snow.

'Cause it rhymes.

Also hello. :-P

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Snow said...

no one here??

okay...

*stuffs face with yummy cupcake* i just had cooking at school... XD

Snow said...

FABLES!!!

cupcake??

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I'm here. Did someone mention cupcakes?

...

Fabi needs sleep at some point, so msd.

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Snow said...

*throws fabi a cupcake*

we made butter icing and had sprinkles to decorate... but me and my friend kinda... mixed the sprinkles in with the icing XD

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Eats cupcake]

[Throws Snow a chocolate wrench]

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Snow said...

*looks at chocolate wrench*

huh??

*eats*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Shrugs]

In case you were wondering, I don't usually carry things like that around.

[Wipes frosting off nose]

((The Harralie didn't sync, so I have to wait until Fabi can use her computer to work on it again! D: It's so nice to be writing happy cheerful stuff... Pretty much nothing else gives me that feeling.))

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Snow said...

(( yeah... i dont know WTH your talking about fab...))

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...
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Snow said...

(( maybe a bit too much info... but... thanksies XD))

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Yeah, I guess you don't need to know every detail of how my iPod works.))

((Sorry.))

((I'm going to go now.))

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Snow said...

noooooo

Snow said...

:( bye fables

Snow said...

youtube is being weird on me...

Snow said...

okay... youtube just changed my name from the old lonleysnow to snow stormberg without me wanting it to...

Duck said...

SNOW!!!!!!!!!

Snow said...

QUACK!!!

Snow said...

*throws cupcake at quack*

IT WAS SPRINKLES MIXED IN WITH THE BUTTER ICING!!!

Snow said...

http://lonleysnow.blogspot.com.au/2013/08/its-been-while.html


look at this for the 6 best jokes EVER

Snow said...

and now, i g2g!!

byeeeeeee *huggles*

Jophiel said...

Bye, Snow!

Mistical Future said...

Hi!
*Waves to anyone that's looking*

So people who are reading this how are you?


Me you ask well I have a Biology assignment due on Wednesday and I need to get it pretty well done today. And I just feel tired couse I had a crap sleep last night. But otherwise I'm alright, I just want a nap. *grumbles* I don't wana do bio


*Glomps on people that read this*
I'm tired and I just want a hug.

Mistical Future said...

Oh ok I'm gona have a nice warm bat now, brb soon ish


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Mistical Future said...

lol
*Bath not bat

Duck said...

I had a nice warm bat once. It didn't taste good.

Duck said...

Hmm... Bibbidy bobbidy boop!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*murders Science*
I will never need to know, nor do I care about, what unbalanced and balanced forces are and what they do.

Duck said...

Without forces we wouldn't have The Force and Star Wars would be non existent. That's a terrible thought, that is.

Sparky Braginski said...

I seem to have started a "Which fandom is better" war with my friend.

........

This is predestined to go badly.

It's Homestuck against My Little Pony.

At least I'M ON THE GOOD SIDE

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Oh dear, Sparky.
But yeah. You're on the good side.

Sparky Braginski said...

*glares*

She's sending me pictures of rainbows.

*dives into Chester*

PREPARE THE HORNS

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hello everybody! *is in hospital* *freaking out a little*

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hello...?

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Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

umbrellaGACKumbrella

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂... I heard you correctly, right?☂

☂A homestuck vs MLP war?☂

☂IS THE WORLD INSANE??????☂

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Gtg, lunch!☂

Also

What does this do?

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Bye Ember!

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*looks around* I'm so lonely :(

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Ebony Law said...

I've kind of wanted to... Always...

Ebony Law said...

Take last place

Ebony Law said...

Because I normally place last. In everything.

Ebony Law said...

(Except for my mums egg)

But ew.

Don't make it gross.

Ebony Law said...

And so...

ducks

Ebony Law said...

And so...

ducks

Ebony Law said...

And so...

ducks

Ebony Law said...

And so...

ducks

Ebony Law said...

And so...

ducks

Ebony Law said...

And so...

ducks

Ebony Law said...

And so...

ducks

Ebony Law said...

And so...

ducks

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Connor!

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Ebony Law said...

I'm a fucking retard...
God.

Anyway...

Wbd

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Okay!

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Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Um.

That was... slightly... pointless.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hiya Ember!

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Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Greetings, Mr. Saint!

How are you this fine day?

I'm afraid my dear companion has come down with a rather nasty sore throat...

☂☂nods☂☂

Noelle said...

*yawns, stretching*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Lady Adra.


☂(this is a greeting, in case you haven't noticed XD)☂

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Yo Ads!

I'm good Ember. Really nervous though

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Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Nervous?

Oh. Yes. You are at the doctors'. For what reason are you there?

Noelle said...

((Hi Rhydian, Ember- I can't hear you... I'm nowhere near you all, so..))

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I do not mean to be intrusive. I am only asking because most procedures do not (or rather should not) require nervousness of any kind.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

*uses umbrella to teleport next to Lady Adra*

*shouts in her ear* GREETINGS

*teleports away*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Ember: I passed out three months ago and its taken this long to get me into a hospital. It's ridiculous

(Okay Adra!)

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Noelle said...

*moans, rolling over* Bastard...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂(Adra, where ARE you?)☂

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Adra how did you get so far away anyway?

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Noelle said...

((Like hell am I telling you, Ember))

It's called a portal, Rhydian.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Does the TRUE END lie in the coffins?
Ah, is is another BAD∞END∞NIGHT?

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Oh right Adra.

Hey Zaiya!

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Msd coz of hospital-y things. Just so ya know

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Noelle said...

((*hugs Rhydian*))

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