Saturday, February 23, 2013

Imagine

Ah, Minions... you weirdos...

The event at the Imagine Festival in London went very well, as I thought it would. It was the second time I was on stage talking about the movies that had influenced the books— the first time was last year, at the Mountains to the Sea Festival in Dublin.

The place was packed out and the response was fantastic. Afterwards I signed for about three hours, seeing a lot of familiar (worryingly familiar) faces in the queue... It was all so much fun, and I want to thank everyone who turned up.

For those of you who couldn't make it, here are the trailers we showed... and here are the trailers— because of age restrictions— we COULDN'T show...


Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

The whole Indiana Jones series has been a huge inspiration to me (except perhaps the fourth film.. ahem...) in terms of sheer fun and adventure and character. Jones is a perfect hero because, bizarrely, he rarely succeeds... Look at the first film, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and count how many times he messes up. He loses the idol, he loses Marian, he loses the Ark, he loses Marian (again), his bluff is called, he's captured... The guy never wins. But he NEVER gives up. And that's what makes him a hero.

I said none of this to Steven Spielberg when I met him, of course. I just started grinning.

But for the first book, this is exactly the kind of vibe I was going for. Fun, fantastic, and faintly frightening.

Another film that influenced the first book, and the series as a whole, is this one...


Big Trouble in Little China was a film that confused the hell out of me when I first saw it as a kid. I saw Kurt Russell and thought, okay, here we have the big strong American hero who has all the tough guy lines... and then he proceeds to bumble his way through the entire film. This is a guy who fights the bad guys at the end, totally unaware that he has lipstick smeared over his mouth.

It was only when I saw it again, years later, that I got the joke and I realised just how fantastic this film really is.

Playing With Fire is my monster movie. The Grotesquery, made up of parts of so many other creatures, is my Frankenstein's monster.


Every Saturday night I'd stay up after my folks had gone to bed, and I'd watch the old black and white Universal horrors, all the stuff from RKO... I don't know why I loved horror movies from such a young age, don't know what it was about me that responded so well, but I ABSORBED these things.


The Faceless Ones, I always say, is my whodunnit- it's my mystery book. Batu, after all, is the man behind the scenes, pulling all the strings. But this is also the first time we see the Faceless Ones themselves, which were inspired by the Cthulu stories by HP Lovecraft. The wonderful Hellboy comic is inspired by Lovecraft also, as you can see in the trailer for the movie adaptation...


(Oh, and also? Hellboy 2? They KIND of stole something from Skulduggery. Check out the poster and see if anything seems... familiar...)


(Ahem. Moving on...)

Dark Days is my revenge flick. You can't beat a good revenge flick, you really can't, and I jammed so much into this book. We have Tanith torture, we have Moloch and his vampires, we have Scapegrace becoming a zombie, we have the first real mention of Darquesse (even though she'd been in my plans from the very start) and we have the chapter entitled "Mid-Afternoon of the Dead".

Now, I could show the trailer to Night of the Living Dead, or Dawn of the Dead, or Day of the Dead, or the first two Evil Dead movies... but instead I'll show the trailer to Army of Darkness, the third Evil Dead film by Sam Raimi, and one of my favourite movies of all time...


Mortal Coil is my Invasion of the Bodysnatchers. It's my The Thing. It's the book where the Remnants run wild, and you can't trust the people you know, because they may not be the people you know anymore... Behold the glory of the hairstyles of the 1970s, and one of the most terrifying films I'd ever seen...


The Thing is the second John Carpenter/Kurt Russell film on my list, and it's here because it deserves to be. A masterclass in tension. If you're old enough, watch it... and watch it ALONE.


And in the chapter "By The Sword", we get one of my many nods to wonderful movies such as The Princess Bride. This one is pretty blatant. See if you can spot it in the middle of this, one of the greatest sword fights ever put onto celluloid...


Death Bringer is my superhero story. Between this and KOTW, the whole secret identity thing really starts to become a major issue, and this is the first book where we have a fight between two people who are powerful enough to punch each other through buildings... just like in Superman 2...


And this is also the book where Val gets attacked by that guy in her house. For me, this is the book where I switched from "realistic martial arts" to "realistic fighting", both in my writing and my own training. Take a look at my darling Gina Carano in Haywire...


And now we arrive at Kingdom of the Wicked, my science fiction story, where we have unsuspecting teenagers suddenly gifted with amazing powers, and we watch as it corrupts them. For this, Akira was a huge influence.


And it was also an influence on Chronicle, the trailer we showed at the festival. I THOROUGHLY recommend this movie.


And because it was science fiction, I felt completely justified in slipping in a nod to a certain Doctor...


We ALSO have a werewolf scene, which I did my best to link to the transformation in An American Werewolf in London. I'm not going to show that clip here, because it contains some brief nudity, but if one or two of you were to search for it, you would find that changing into a werewolf is a lot more painful than it appears in Twilight...

And SPEAKING of Twilight, how could I forget the debt I owe it for certain aspects of Death Bringer? So here we are, the trailer. Oh, be warned- one case of swearing at the very beginning.


And to top it all off, a massive influence on my writing...



And now I'm going to watch Ronda Rousey defend her UFC title against Liz Carmouche, in the FIRST women's event the UFC has ever held. In Ronda's own words, it is on like Donkey Kong...


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Edward Fletcher said...

gtg, back later

Noelle said...

((IS HAT NICKLEBACK IM CRYING))

Edward Fletcher said...

oh, i will unfreeze you when i return, because its funny

Noelle said...

GOD DAMMIT.
*hangs there* Neh.
*is like, a foot off the ground* AHHH

Anonymous said...

*looks at Adra*
*grins*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hey Ari! *tackles*

Noelle said...

I DON'T LIKE YOUR SMILING, MITHRIA

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Hiiiiiii


Miritha i am back so in a way you didn't miss me!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: hey Brave!

Anonymous said...

I can understand that Adra. But I like it. *continues smiling*

Ulcabhán Brave said...

i spealt you name wrong sozzy

Noelle said...

*tries to kick at her* THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE

Ulcabhán Brave said...

ALEXIS! HI! *WAVES FRAnTICALLY*

i am a horrible friend, i know but oh well


Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*explodes Adra* no dear THAT is animal abuse

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: don't doubt yourself Brave *tacklehugs* If you were horrible I wouldn't be tackling you

Noelle said...

No it isn't. And I'm just hangin' around, yo

Anonymous said...

No problem, Brave^^

*steps back so that Adra can't reach her*

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Zafira and Or Alexis, do you want to check out my blog?

Oh and zaf, im emailing you in five minutes so be ready.

Noelle said...

*snarls at Mith, swinging a little bit, trying to get a kick in*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

very distant, sorry

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Sure soon as I'm on my computer I'll do it my iPod is on a hate streak today. And uhm okay yes I be ready

Dragona Pine said...

If those who are interested in my bad model-making skills concerning the Quarian from Mass Effect that I shall be making, I will most likely be posting a picture of the twelve pages with 170 pieces of the Quarian model later on.

It is SO complex.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*giggles and places a pink ribbon in Ari's hair* Ari! Can I put a black one in Coco's hair? You'll match somewhat! Or wait no putting anything in Coco's hair will guarentee me to die painfully

Anonymous said...

*grins at Adra* Sorry, dear. I'm afraid you can't reach me.

Dragona Pine said...

And by complex I mean, you have to make each of the fingers (thank god they only have three), a boot-knife, their helmet (their helmet takes up like three pages FULL of tiny little pieces)... I have no idea how I'm going to do it, but I shall try xD

Noelle said...

*stares at her intimidatingly*
Meanie

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Miritha it would be great if you checked out ma bloooog


same to you Adra

Maralie Lily Charm said...

It's Avril Lavigne's cover of Nickleback, aha.

#ChaseForBook9

Ulcabhán Brave said...

UGH I CANNOT PELL YOUNAME RIGHT SO IMMA CALLY YOU MITHY

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Rides in on a bicycle]

Hello!

I'd make a dramatic parachuting-from-a-plane entrance, but I don't exactly have a plane handy, so I'll settle for a bicycle. And I'll not parachute off it. That's be pointless.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

But Chad and Avril are engaged or something, yah?

Still

Anonymous said...

*smiles* Mith or Mithy is ok, Brave^^ And of course I will!

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Fabi! How are you?

Chione Asahina said...

Ok first part of chapter 1 is up, ill post part 2 after dinner, it went over the available space so I have to post it in parts ;_;

Alastair Cruciatus said...

MITHCROFT

Hey Mantha!

((Hi Fabi!))

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

I checked it out, Brave- I just hardly have time anymore...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

ARI OMFG REPO MEN

I have decided to go as a Redhood for Halloween so what the hell do I get?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

They're married already, Adra. *nods*

#ChaseForBook9

Dragona Pine said...

Zafira, what or who is redhood?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Dragona, have you even read KOTW?

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

That's what I thought...


*hangs*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Dragona have you read KOTW? Shit right guys who hasn't read KOTW besides? Because I'll explain what I am goig as but I'll add a spoiler warning if 2+ people havent read KOTW

Dragona Pine said...

Oh wait! I realise now! Sorry I thought we were on about Little Red Riding Hood and I was like wtf that isn't scary.

Anyway.



Tea brb.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hello Aretha!
((Hi Ari))
((Hello Dragona!))
Adra!
Maralieeeee!
Chioneeeee!
Brave!
Zafira!

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Mithriiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaa!

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

Zaf, I havent read it... yet.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Thought so. Yes I am going as a Redhood I just got to figure out how to do this.

Anonymous said...

*smiles at Admantha* Welcome back^^

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Okay Mith sorry xD

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Manthaaaaaaaa! *hugs*
(Hey Fabigail!)

HEY HEY YOU YOU
I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
because she punched me across the face in primary school
bitch

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Hey Fabi.

*giggles*

Anonymous said...

I hate English vocabs.

Ulcabhán Brave said...

So basically the moral of the story is...


CHECK OUT MY BLOG


i gtg ii will be back soon though

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Wait if Fabi is there:


the blog IS going to be a collab.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Hi! Distant, homework))

[hugs Maralieeeeeeee back]

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Mith you know we're having German exchange students come over to our school and spend 2 weeks but the poor kids are coming and will be here Spirit Week....we're crazy that week

Noelle said...

Bye Brave!

*looks at the tree* *sighs* EDWARARARARAD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh I know like 2 words in German: guten tag and guten morgen

Thats all I ever remember from my German class other then that I took Spanish

Anonymous said...

Zaf, what is Spirit Week?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*twerks*

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

I don't know anything about Spanish... Well, I never had Spanith, I guess that's the reason.

Noelle said...

*looks up, letting her had hang* This is boring

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Ich heiße Mara :3
Da schreibt man M A R A.
*thinks*
Ich bin dreizehn Jahre alt.

How am I doing, Mith? XD

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

*grins at Adra again* You're still hanging around, yes?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Okay, then, Brave!))

#ChaseForBook9

Chione Asahina said...

See when you're writing a post and the writing disappears off the page does it still show up on the actual post?

Anonymous said...

Das machst du gut, Mara! :)

Noelle said...

MITH.

I swear when I get down... *glares*

Chione Asahina said...

Your name is mara, you spell it M.A.R.A, you're 13 years old. Well done mara.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Mith - ...
Yes. XD
I'm actually really bad at German :c my teacher hates me :P

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well okay see we play American football so our school ad our rival school play against each other. The tradition is that our schools play against each other and winner gets the bucket which is like our trophy. So the week of the game we have days we dress up like Monday is Farmer Day. And Friday is Blue amd White Day. So all week we gear up for it and Thursday night we have the bonfire where a cardinal the mascot of the team we rival against is burnt well a picture of one. Then each grade in the high school 9-12 gets to decorate a hallway in the school the 10th graders last year had a sign in their's that read: May the odds be ever in PV's favor! And Friday afternoon we go to our pep ralley we have skits each grade does and the cheerleaders do things and its fun!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

YAY CHIONE YOU UNDERSTOOD

I'M NOT A TOTAL FAILURE

*dances*

#ChaseForBook9

Chione Asahina said...

Nah mara, you're good, anyway can someone answer my question?

Anonymous said...

Hey, Mara! You've really done that well! So you can't be that bad.

Zaf, I see... Oh dear. *grins* Those exchange people will have fun.

Anonymous said...

Adra, when you come down, I will run away as fast as I can.

Chione Asahina said...

Guyssssss, please answer my question if you can.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Totally they'll be petrified but hey! Last year on Farmer Day we had a kid dress as a cow and the seniors bring their tractors to school

Noelle said...

Dunno Chione.

*hisses at Mith, kicking*

Chione Asahina said...

Big help Adra, big help *slides down to the floor and lays there*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I don't know what you mean... I haven't had writing disappear off the post before, though.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Sorry for my lack of infinite knowledge, Chione :3

Eh.

MYCROFTTTR
WAIT-shit, I don't want him. *sulks*

Anonymous said...

Sorry, Chione, I don't know.

@Adra: I'll have to run faster than I thought...

Noelle said...

*grins wildly* Be careful, Mith....

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*climbs tree*

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

I want Mycroft. *nods*
And I should shut up, Adra, right?

Noelle said...

If you want to lessen the number of pokes with a branding iron then yes

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((I'm going to go now. See you all.))

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

((*hugs Fabi* Bye, Fabigail...))
Bye Mantha *hugs*

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...
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Noelle said...

Bye Fabi!

Anonymous said...

I guess I won't talk to Adra any more...
*looks around*
So, who is still there?

Anonymous said...

BYE FABIIII!

Noelle said...

*giggles*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: Zaf and I...

*has Javier's hand*

Noelle said...

*frowns* Ow.

Anonymous said...

(Vocabulary sucks. Why do I learn words like tea-towel, washing-up liquid, socket and so on?? Seriously, why?)

*looks at Zaf and Javier*

Noelle said...

*is still hanging there*
*wearily* Gods you all aren't expecting again, are you?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: Hell hath no other then a woman's scorn

*smacks Javier*

Javier: *kisses Zaf's cheek* please don't hurt me

Behave. No killing Ari.

Javier: Niccolò?

*smacks harder*

Noelle said...

COME ON IT'S BEEN AN HOUR. EDWARDDDDD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: Why Adra do you want Zaf to be expecting? I'm sure I can arrange that.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

GUYS I CAN'T STUDY D:

Ooohhhhh Black Star I love this song c:

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

No Javier. That was hell.

EDWARD LET ME DOWN GODDAMMIT I CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS

Anonymous said...

Dental floss. I have to learn the word dental floss. And tumble-dryer. And corkscrew. WHY?

Noelle said...

Flossing is important..

Anonymous said...

Maybe. But I don't think I'll ever need these words...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

WHY DO I HAVE TO LEARN VERBS

sein - to be
ich bin - I am
du bist - You are
er/sie/es/man ist - he/she/it/one is
wir sind - we are
ihr seid - you (plural) are
sie/Sie sind - they are, you (polite) are

UGH CAN'T I LEARN MY OWN LANGUAGE BEFORE I START LEARNING OTHERS PLEASE

French next -.-

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

((LATIN WOOHOO :D))

Edward....

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Mith- What if you were using the tumble dryer and it broke and you found dental floss and a corkscrew in there?
THEN YOU'D BE SCREWED

geddit

no

okay

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

Mara, your words are useful. Mine are... not. Understand? xD

Noelle said...

Heh. Mara.

Anonymous said...

Mara, I'm laughing so much at the moment! You're great! :D

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I JUST FELL OFF MY SPINNY CHAIR AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

that was actually Liam Payneful :c

I'M ON A ROLL

*stands on bread roll*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Jesus fuck Mara...

*head rolls* ughsosbakisvsnaibakab LET ME DOWNNNN BEFORE, LIKE, MYCROFT STABS ME OR SOMETHING

Maralie Lily Charm said...

IN ALL IN THIS TOGETHER IN HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, CHAD WAS DOING DIFFERENT DANCE MOVES TO EVERYONE ELSE

STICK TO THE STATUS QUO, CHAD.

*shakes head in shame*

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

Adra, don't be silly. He wouldn't stab you. He would pay someone to do it.

Noelle said...

*Whines* I can't feel my armssssssss
I'm cooollddsddd

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life crawled from the depths of hell and got me in a chokehold and dragged me down into the flames but it's kinda fun down here idk

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

*feels symphathy for Adra*

Noelle said...

((WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL I NEED FRIENDS))

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Mithy, please accept my invatation to be a contributer on ma blooooog

Noelle said...

*tiredly* EDWAARRRRDDDDDDDD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im here sorry parents giving me shit i have retrrated downstairs to watch Nascar

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm here :c

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

Just accepted, Brave^^

Adra? I would try to get you down but you would kill me right then...

Noelle said...

((Sorry, Zaf...))

Noelle said...

Mara, I mean that you guys take soooo long to answer.

Mith, I'm probably going to collapse if you let me down.. Then I will kill you. Multiple times.

Noelle said...

*growls at Mith*

((Ily!))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*goes to Adra with Javier* POKE

Maralie Lily Charm said...

well i'm srry i have hw geez adrasdos ducktape

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

WHUT MARA omfg.

*glares at Zaf*
*kicks her arm* POKE

Anonymous said...

Multiple times? Oh my golden god, I'll have to run very very fast...

Noelle said...

You will, Mith... Very far.

Anonymous said...

And I won't be able to come back... That's not good!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

adrasdos ducktape

bc ur a duckator

jeezus get wit it

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: Adra down girl *puts collar on*

Noelle said...

Jc and the boys disappruv maralie lily charm

Ulcabhán Brave said...

OK well imma tell you the way too blogland because...I can

You follow the river EBAY and through the AMAZON forest of merchendise. at the end of the journey through the Amazon you will come upon a group of leathel TWITTER birds. If you get past them keep walking untill you reach the city of BEBO. in a room at the lowest point of that city you will find the FACE BOOK of wisdom read a spell from it and you will be teleported to a place about the size of a door surrounded by the sea. There will be a goblin on the island thing with you. His name is WIKEPEDIA and he knows all, He will send you on a lifeboat to blogland



Incase you didnt notice, all the places and people in that journey were websites irl....

Noelle said...

*snarls at him* Get that thing off.

Anonymous said...

Brave, that was great! :D

Maralie Lily Charm said...

wun dierection dont dissagre adrasdos ducktape i dont no wut u mean

hu r da boyz

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: nope!

Javier!

Javier: yes Zaf *takes colar off Adra*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Greetings once again!

Noelle said...

*bites his arm, spitting out his blood* Little shit...





jc an da boyz
Jsus chris an da tweelve apoostles

Anonymous said...

*waves at Mycroft*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

That was quite magnificent, Brave...

...although perhaps Google should have been the last stopover before reaching Blogland and not Wikipedia?

Noelle said...

Mycroftttttttttt Ed hanged me from a tree by my arms because YOU handcuffed me. -_-

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

*waves at Mithria*

What exactly are you doing, Lady Adra?

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Lol Mithy. It took ages to type out so it better be. Oh and thanks for joining my blog. There is a list of books you should try out on the sidebar above the Archive and a list of favourite authors on the Bottom. Check it out if you haven't spotted them...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

*chuckles*

*stops chuckling*

I am sorry. That was very rude of--

*starts chuckling again*

Noelle said...

I'm. Hanging. From a tree.

AND CAN'TGET DOWN BECAUSE YOU IDIOCY HANDCUFFED ME.

AND IT HURTS LIKE HELL

Noelle said...

GOD DAMMIT MYCROFT. *tries to kick at him but fails*

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Ember if you like you can check out my blog


Bloglandian Book List.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

o

weel mii boyz r wun dierection
so dere adrasdos ducktape
Suk on dat

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

((Fuk u charmander))

Anonymous said...

*walks towards Mycroft*
You're right. It was rude of you. But I must admit that I did the same before...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

*grins*

*forces the grin into a polite smile*

My sincerest apologies.

Apologize for being so disruptive and rude, and I shall let you down.

Be sincere. I want to believe you.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

((u dnt no my fukin loife ducktape))

#ChaseForBook9

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

*turns towards Mithria*

Oh really? That must have been interesting.

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Well, Ember not everyone uses google. Soe use Bing and STuff like that though mabey that WOULD be better

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: *glares and smacks Adra with frying pan stepping from her reach*

Noelle said...

((u don kno me maralily))

*growls at Mycroft* You deserved everything. I wasn't hurting anyone.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Brave: True dat, true dat. Also, your blog looks cool! Can I be an author?☂

☂Mara: whaaaaaat are you doing?? XD☂

Noelle said...

*gasps, feeling her head begin to bleed* Owww...

Anonymous said...

@Mycroft: Interesting? Well... no. I'm ashamed, to be honest...

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

You hurt my pride.

Also, your boyfriend has attacked me for absolutely no reason before, so let's just say I'm taking it out on you, shall we?

APOLOGIZE.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

((go fuk a duk adrasducktape maibee u'll dy))



#ChaseForBook9

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

*takes umbrella and begins to whack her*

This is an interesting-looking pinata, is it not? I shall have to hit it over and over until something comes out.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

SOMETHING LIKE AN APOLOGY, PERHAPS.

Noelle said...

*Growls* But I'm innocent!

((go skrew a cectus))

Anonymous said...

*glares at Mycroft*
STOP IT!

Ulcabhán Brave said...

yYeah you can be a member!

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

You shouldn't be ashamed of handcuffing people, nor should you be ashamed of handcuffing VERY, VERY AGGRAVATING people.

Noelle said...

*kicks him in the face* FUCK YOU, MYCROFT HOLMES

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

*glares at Mithria*

I want an apology. She has been nothing but disruptive.

*stops hitting Adra*

Quickly. Apologise. Before I start again.

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Just leave your email in the comments and be expecting an email.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

*stumbles back*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

((i hop u get preegrant and dy))

#ChaseForBook9

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂Got it, Brave! :)☂

Noelle said...

I didn't do anything! You're taking out your anger on me! This is stupid!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Mycroft, do stop.

#ChaseForBook9

Anonymous said...

*takes Mycroft's umbrella*
Stop hitting her!
I must say, I'm disappointed.

Noelle said...

((i hop u git huged bi Kim Kardashian))

Maralie Lily Charm said...

((tu far ducktape
tu far))

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

JESUS NO

#ChaseForBook9

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

*scowls*

Oh, great. The two troublemakers who detest me. You couldn't have been a more perfect match for each other.

Fine. I will stop. But please know that she has been most unkind to me for no reason on various occasions.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

*eyebrow raises*

Disappointed? By what?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Look who's talking.

So, discover any of my secrets yet?

Holmes....

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*stares*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hi Zaf.

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I ded to

um

Tadra

And um

Zafier

And

Um

Nikola Tesla

And

Idk

Snowlock

And other ships

#ChaseForBook9

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

I haven't been trying.

Your secrets do not interest me.

Anonymous said...

Mycroft Holmes, I'm disappointet by your reaction.

Noelle said...

Mycroft, I poked you with a branding iron softly, AND IT WASN'T EVEN HOT.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT,
IT WAS COLD.

Noelle said...

*stares back at Zaf*
*glares at Javier*

Chione Asahina said...

Finished the second part!!!!! Can you guys check it out...? No one has ever commented or liked any of my blogs in 2 years... *smiles weakly*

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

The other day you uploaded a video of me breakdancing.

You have also hit and kicked me on various occasions.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

As much as I love a good argument, y'all are irritating me. And that takes a lot!

If you're so above everyone else, set a good example and don't let him bother you!

HARRALIE. [Raises random object to the ded]

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Why not? Surely you'd like a challenge, something you can't simply answer in one, maybe two sittings. Or are you trying to hide the fact that you know you can't do it? And just say you can't be bothered to. Hm? Prove it, or are you not really a proper genius?



Because, you know, I'm sure your brother would have been all over this. Pity you aren't.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

You threatened me with the British army! Then you grabbed me- no. I could plead self-defense, Mycroft.

And that's what you get for breakdancing.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

*sighs*

*turns to Mithria*

I'm sorry, but I'm truly at my wits' end with both of them. You must try to understand how my anger builds up.

I do try and be gentlemanly most of the time, you must realise that.

May I please have my umbrella back? I promise not to use it in a violent manner.

Please?

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