Saturday, February 23, 2013

Imagine

Ah, Minions... you weirdos...

The event at the Imagine Festival in London went very well, as I thought it would. It was the second time I was on stage talking about the movies that had influenced the books— the first time was last year, at the Mountains to the Sea Festival in Dublin.

The place was packed out and the response was fantastic. Afterwards I signed for about three hours, seeing a lot of familiar (worryingly familiar) faces in the queue... It was all so much fun, and I want to thank everyone who turned up.

For those of you who couldn't make it, here are the trailers we showed... and here are the trailers— because of age restrictions— we COULDN'T show...


Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

The whole Indiana Jones series has been a huge inspiration to me (except perhaps the fourth film.. ahem...) in terms of sheer fun and adventure and character. Jones is a perfect hero because, bizarrely, he rarely succeeds... Look at the first film, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and count how many times he messes up. He loses the idol, he loses Marian, he loses the Ark, he loses Marian (again), his bluff is called, he's captured... The guy never wins. But he NEVER gives up. And that's what makes him a hero.

I said none of this to Steven Spielberg when I met him, of course. I just started grinning.

But for the first book, this is exactly the kind of vibe I was going for. Fun, fantastic, and faintly frightening.

Another film that influenced the first book, and the series as a whole, is this one...


Big Trouble in Little China was a film that confused the hell out of me when I first saw it as a kid. I saw Kurt Russell and thought, okay, here we have the big strong American hero who has all the tough guy lines... and then he proceeds to bumble his way through the entire film. This is a guy who fights the bad guys at the end, totally unaware that he has lipstick smeared over his mouth.

It was only when I saw it again, years later, that I got the joke and I realised just how fantastic this film really is.

Playing With Fire is my monster movie. The Grotesquery, made up of parts of so many other creatures, is my Frankenstein's monster.


Every Saturday night I'd stay up after my folks had gone to bed, and I'd watch the old black and white Universal horrors, all the stuff from RKO... I don't know why I loved horror movies from such a young age, don't know what it was about me that responded so well, but I ABSORBED these things.


The Faceless Ones, I always say, is my whodunnit- it's my mystery book. Batu, after all, is the man behind the scenes, pulling all the strings. But this is also the first time we see the Faceless Ones themselves, which were inspired by the Cthulu stories by HP Lovecraft. The wonderful Hellboy comic is inspired by Lovecraft also, as you can see in the trailer for the movie adaptation...


(Oh, and also? Hellboy 2? They KIND of stole something from Skulduggery. Check out the poster and see if anything seems... familiar...)


(Ahem. Moving on...)

Dark Days is my revenge flick. You can't beat a good revenge flick, you really can't, and I jammed so much into this book. We have Tanith torture, we have Moloch and his vampires, we have Scapegrace becoming a zombie, we have the first real mention of Darquesse (even though she'd been in my plans from the very start) and we have the chapter entitled "Mid-Afternoon of the Dead".

Now, I could show the trailer to Night of the Living Dead, or Dawn of the Dead, or Day of the Dead, or the first two Evil Dead movies... but instead I'll show the trailer to Army of Darkness, the third Evil Dead film by Sam Raimi, and one of my favourite movies of all time...


Mortal Coil is my Invasion of the Bodysnatchers. It's my The Thing. It's the book where the Remnants run wild, and you can't trust the people you know, because they may not be the people you know anymore... Behold the glory of the hairstyles of the 1970s, and one of the most terrifying films I'd ever seen...


The Thing is the second John Carpenter/Kurt Russell film on my list, and it's here because it deserves to be. A masterclass in tension. If you're old enough, watch it... and watch it ALONE.


And in the chapter "By The Sword", we get one of my many nods to wonderful movies such as The Princess Bride. This one is pretty blatant. See if you can spot it in the middle of this, one of the greatest sword fights ever put onto celluloid...


Death Bringer is my superhero story. Between this and KOTW, the whole secret identity thing really starts to become a major issue, and this is the first book where we have a fight between two people who are powerful enough to punch each other through buildings... just like in Superman 2...


And this is also the book where Val gets attacked by that guy in her house. For me, this is the book where I switched from "realistic martial arts" to "realistic fighting", both in my writing and my own training. Take a look at my darling Gina Carano in Haywire...


And now we arrive at Kingdom of the Wicked, my science fiction story, where we have unsuspecting teenagers suddenly gifted with amazing powers, and we watch as it corrupts them. For this, Akira was a huge influence.


And it was also an influence on Chronicle, the trailer we showed at the festival. I THOROUGHLY recommend this movie.


And because it was science fiction, I felt completely justified in slipping in a nod to a certain Doctor...


We ALSO have a werewolf scene, which I did my best to link to the transformation in An American Werewolf in London. I'm not going to show that clip here, because it contains some brief nudity, but if one or two of you were to search for it, you would find that changing into a werewolf is a lot more painful than it appears in Twilight...

And SPEAKING of Twilight, how could I forget the debt I owe it for certain aspects of Death Bringer? So here we are, the trailer. Oh, be warned- one case of swearing at the very beginning.


And to top it all off, a massive influence on my writing...



And now I'm going to watch Ronda Rousey defend her UFC title against Liz Carmouche, in the FIRST women's event the UFC has ever held. In Ronda's own words, it is on like Donkey Kong...


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Alastair Cruciatus said...

No, Alexis, you may not put a bow on his head. Why would you even want to do that?

#ChaseForBook9

Sir said...

Unfortunately, Death, I can hardly send to you my vinyls, can I?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

So, Sir, what was that problem you were talking about before?

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Noelle said...

The link isn't working, Sir ((I am in my IPod and seem to have difficulties picking it off the page. Could you perhaps put the link in a comment (with just the link in it)?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Thanks...

You remind me of her, you know.

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Sir said...

Naturally, Adrasdos, it would be my pleasure. Aretha, I need to... Gather my thoughts, in relation to that problem.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: i don't know....*sighs* I wanted him to sign my cast he keeps avoiding me

Jophiel said...

*Shrugs* I have no idea... I just thought you'd have found some very scarily-smart video website that no one had any idea about... Heh...

Mistical Future said...

brb I got to do something

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I'm sorry, who reminds you of who?

Ok then, Sir.

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2uYcP6YmDpc

Sir said...

I find it interesting that the recording artists in question shares the name of an Enlightenment philosopher.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Shrugs]

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Mernemerner ta Rose

*listens*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

No, I can personally guarantee he isn't avoiding you. He hardly ever makes a conscious effort to avoid people, and when he does it's everyone, not just one particular person. He just has plenty to keep him busy.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Wow... I quite like the instrumentals. I can understand your liking this song, Sir

Sir said...

It's much more of a traditional respect than a "like", Adrasdos, though I can understand why you would have that view of the situation.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Fabi is doing homework, so I'm afraid I have to avoid YouTube right now. Assuming I don't forget, I'll look/listen later.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: oh. *sits again holding Coco bear* I still wish if he can he'll come here

*Zaf and Javier are arguing and it can be heard*

Noelle said...

Of course. *grins* It's rather... Interesting. However I still question how this would be preformed... I suppose I'll have to use my imagination

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Well, he could, but he's doing something important, so.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: That's why I said if he can cuz he could be busy so I know he won't want to be bothered by an 11 year old

Sir said...

Ah, Adrasdos, it is QUITE the sight...

Noelle said...

*chuckles, imagining it*
*giggles about a twerk team of sharks*
*falls on the ground, and laughs until is wheezing for breath*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Tilts head]

[Mouth forms a thin line]

[Stares into space for a moment, then snaps out of it]

Oh, how silly of me, I forgot to greet everyone. Hello.

[Smiles without emotion]

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Alexis, it has nothing to do with you.

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Jophiel said...

Just wrestled with sister's bf... He's too strong... He's doing the dishes!!!! HE'S NOT DOING THE DISHES AND I CAN'T STOP HIM!!!!!!!!!

Sir said...

A... What is a 'twerk', Adrasdos?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: I know! I'm not mad I figured he's really busy! ((She just doesnt make sense its because of her experiment with Rose she sometimes makes absolute no sense))

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*smiles* Hi, J.A.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*laughs harder* *coughs*, gasping* oH MY GOds

Mistical Future said...

*Tries t sound like Mario* I'm a back!


There was 5 turkeys in our yard 5!

Jophiel said...

(I'm totally not feeling guilty right now...)))

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Ok then.

Hey, Adra, are you alright?

#ChaseForBook9

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hey Misti!

What's wrong, Death?

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Sir said...

... Adrasdos?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*comes down with Javier*

Alexis: Woah my head hurts

Jophiel said...

The experiment... I broke Alexis...

Mistical Future said...

Hi Ari! *hugs*

BIG HUG!!!!!!!!! *Gathers everyone into a group hug*

Noelle said...

Sir, when you get the chance- look up Miley Cyrus.

Mistical Future said...

Miley has weirs hair now ... it's short and blond and the first time a saw a picture of her I didn't recognize her.

Jophiel said...

*Squeaks and ducks away from Misti*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((No Rose she broke herself she messed up entering your mind she's fine just every once in a while she'll make no sense like she wants Niccolo but she can't figure out how to ask nicely))

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I love her new song so much, that's all I really know about her. It made me cry...

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

(([hugs Death]))

Hello Aretha, Misti, everyone else.

[Hesitantly joins group hug]

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Jophiel said...

(I still broke your daughter..))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: *comes behind Aretha and stabs her in the back of the neck* there *goes back to Zaf*

Mistical Future said...

Which song is that? Wreaking ball?

If so I like that song, I'm not much if a fan of her songs but I like Wreaking Ball.



*Sneaks up behind Death*
SAPRISE TACKLEHUG!!!!!!!!!!
*Tachkehugs Death*



brb Lunch

Noelle said...

I'm not sure I can ever watch Indiana jones without thinking about a wrecking ball

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*coughs and sputters* *sinks to ground, glaring intensely at Javier* *vanishes*

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Runs quickly over to Javier and grabs his wrist, pulling out my pen]

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Jophiel said...

*Squeals and pushes Misti away* KYAH!

*Looks to where Ari just was* Eh...

Noelle said...

*yawns, covering her mouth* Well... I'm feeling quite faint at the moment so I might lay down... *curtsies to Sir* It was a pleasure, as always. *waves to everyone* Goodnight lovelies!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((Night Adra! *hugs*))

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Looks towards Javier, snarling. Stalks over to him, her hand already griping her dagger* How. Dare. You. Bastard!? *Launches herself at him, dagger ready*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: COME ON COWARD DID YOU CALL YOUR BOY FRIEND? *laughs

Jophiel said...

(NIGHT ADRA! SWEET DREAMS, BEAUTIFUL!! *Hugs*))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: *focuses on Rose*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Draws a symbol on Javier's wrist, then hurries out of Death's way]

((Next time he stabs someone, he will feel as though he has been stabbed himself, though he will have no physical damage from it.))

((Night Adra))

#ChaseForBook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*in Zafira's mind* Zafira, you can make him stop through the link that you have. I'd suggest that you use it.

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Jophiel said...

*Gasps, tears springing to her eyes* No... *Reaches out and sinks to her knees. Spins the dagger in her hand so the blade is pointed at her heart* No... NO! *Eyes go wide and collapses on the ground, the dagger sticking out of her back*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*in Niccolo's head* Oh! Thanks didn't realize that. Thank you and I apologize for him hurting Ari...feel free to petrify him if you want...*forces Javier to stop using our link*

Javier: *releases Rose backing up* oh hell...crap...

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*appears* *slowly pulls the dagger out of Death, healing her* *turns and tosses dagger towards Javier's neck* I've no idea what the Hell your problem is, but if you don't put a stop to it, I will. *vanishes again*

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Closes eyes and clenches fists, mouthing three syllables over and over again]

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Opens eyes slowly, trembling*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: *blocks dagger with arm* Really Croatoan? You won't you won't because you'll hurt Zafira and Alexis.

Javier! *grabs his wrist* stop. *forces him to calm down* Stop Javier...

Javier: *has arms around Zaf* I'm sorry..

Jophiel said...

*Scrambles up, her eyes darting around* Rohan. Rohan? Where's Roh!? *Falls back down to her knees, too weak to go searching* Rohan...?

Jophiel said...

(By the way, thanks Niccolo!)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: *shaking* I wanna go by Niccolo until Daddy is calm *has a petrified look in eyes*

Alexis if he agrees fine

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*appears, looking a little pale but otherwise fine* *voice shakes with resentment* Javier. *takes a step towards him* If you dare so much as look at her again... *grins broadly, looking him in the eye* I will tear your freaking throat out with my teeth. *takes a step closer,whole body trembling* Can you get that through your thick pathetic skull?

*laughs coldly* Oh God, I hate you so much. You're lucky I don't kill you right now. You- *looks away, breathing hard, and digs fingernails into arm*

((RP only! I am just very defensive of my friends!))

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Javier released you so you shoukd be able to think freely))

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*turns to Death and takes a few deep breaths, forcing a smile* Rohan is fine, Death, it was just an illusion. It's ok. He's ok.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: I'm not gonna hurt her. I want Niccolo.

Alexis: *stays close to Ari*

Jophiel said...

*Pushes herself to her feet, wobbling slightly* Aretha, calm down. Please. *Puts a hand on her shoulder* I'm fine... Niccolo's a good friend.

Jophiel said...

(Yeah, she can't see Rohan being killed anymore but she remembers it, that's what's killing her...))
*Glances at Ari* But- *Looks away quickly, hiding her face* He was there... *Points* I killed him...

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Collapses on the ground wearily]

That was really, really bad timing. Sorry.

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Alastair Cruciatus said...

*turns back to Javier, glaring fiercely* I don't care who the Hell you freaking want, Javier! This is my family you're messing with, and you know what? I'm inclined to rip your eyes clean out of your skull the next time you look at them. *walks up and punches his face hard* How do you even sleep at night? You think this is good for your family? You think they like it? You think you can expect people to care about you? You'll just say sorry and it'll be fine? I am done with you, Javier. You will never get any kind of sympathy from me. Just... Go. Just get your whining, sorry face out of here before I tear it to pieces.

((Again, just roleplay... *winces* Sorry...))

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Jophiel said...

*Looks towards J. A.* Are you okay...? *Curses slightly* Back in a tick...
*Walks over to Aretha, both hands on her under her arms and behind her neck. Starts dragging her away from Javier* Aretha Tesla. Calm down, please.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: *walks away*

Javier...

Javier: I'm leaving Zaf. I'm leaving you and I'm leaving here.

Javier please dont....

Javier: *vanishes*

No...*collapses against tree*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*closes eyes and takes deep, shuddering breaths, letting Death pull her back*

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Lets go of Aretha and cups her hands either side of her mouth* JAVIER! I KNOW YOU CAN BLOODY HEAR ME! GET YOUR SORRY BUTT RIGHT BACK HERE! IT'S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO! YOU'VE GOT A DAZZLING WIFE AND TWO GORGEOUS DAUGHTERS WHO YOU'RE WILLING TO LEAVE!? PATHETIC! GET YOUR WORTHLESS HIDE BACK HERE!

(RP... Not being mean... Sorry...))

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Completely fine.

[Tilts head]

He'll get over it. And if not, you're better off without him, Zafira.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((This is going on mentally between Zaf anf Javier))

Javier please come back...we need you.

Javier: nobody wants me my own daughter is aftaid! Go fnd Niccolo he likes you well enough

No Javier he doesn't. Not like that. He considers Alexis a friend not me. Come back Javier please I love you.

Javier: *thoughts are just his surroundings for a while* I love you too...*appears beside Zaf in Blogland* ((end mental conversation))

Jophiel said...

*Looks back towards Aretha, a worried expression on her face* Hey, I'm fine, okay? I'm fine. I'm always fine. Are you alright...?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*hasn't moved an inch since Death pulled self back* *vanishes*

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

ARI! *Curses angrily. Stalks off towards her base and into the room behind the painting*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*attempts to try to speak to Niccolo in his mind* Coco? If you're able and it won't interuot your work isit possible you could just watch Alexis overnight I rather her safe in case Javier relapses...I understand if you say no...I trust you enough to keep her safe just til tomorrow morning...

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*in Death's mind* Thank you, Death. She'll need some time to cool down, but Aretha will be alright.

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[The next time anyone looks, J.A. is simply not there]

#ChaseForBook9

Niccolò Croatoan said...

*in Zafira's mind* I am sorry, Zafira, but I cannot. Perhaps you could ask someone else. My apologies.

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Glances around and thinks back* No problem, Niccolo. You saved me and that's kinda nothing in comparison... She can cool off. I need to cool off too! Thanks for saving me before, as well...

*Stumbles out of the room a few minutes later with deep cuts over her body* Ah...

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((Bye then, Fabi. *hugs*

Sorry, Death... I'm having a moment... Sorry... *hugs*))

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Drags herself over to the cupboard and rats through the medical supplies. Whimpers slightly, her sight going fuzzy* Quick... *Starts wrapping up her injuries with bandages and slumps against a wall*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*in Niccolo's mind* Its fine. If you want her she'll be in New York City by her friend Anna's. Well in case I need someone sane to go get her...

*vanishes with Alexis and appears back 20min later without her*

Jophiel said...

(Bye Fabi... *Hugs*

*Hugs Ari back* Hey, it's okay. We all get them! *Hugs tighter* I love you, okay?))

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((*hugs back* I love you too. I might go to sleep now, actually- it's midnight and I'm tired... So goodnight, everyone. *hugs everyone*))

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

(Night, beautiful! *Huggles* Sweet dreams!

My laptop started to melt... I had to come back inside... Now I get to eat the last of the ice cream... AWESOME!!))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((*hugs Ari* You read my mind I was about to say I'm just going to bed xD))

*Javier and I go to the treehouse and fall asleep in each other's arms*

Sorry Rose I would stay awake if I could but I'm truly exhausted and I got church tomorrow so I need sleep! Night Aussie

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

(([hugs Ari and Death back]))

#ChaseForBook9

Jophiel said...

*Laughs* Night American... *Hugs*

If anyone wants me, talk. I'll be ghosting...))

Snow said...

good god, they killed the percy jackson movie...

It is nothing like the book...

and now they're going to kill the second one -.-

Jophiel said...

I love Aussie brands so much... Just listen to what's on the back of this Dick Smith tomato OzEsauce!
'With US giant, Heinz, sacking Aussie workers and sending tomato sauce manufacturing overseas and with market leader, MasterFoods, also being foreign owned and shipping profits offshore,
we're fighting back!

Snow said...

:P

HEY DEATHY *huggles* why, dear god why, did they kill the percy jackson movie??

Snow said...

nice pic btw, shades.... :P

Jophiel said...

You obviously haven't watched and read The Host... Ian and Kyle and Jared and Mel and Pet and Jamie and Sharon and Doc and Aaron and Brant and Wes and there was no TRUDY!!

I hate the pic, they werer just good glasses...

WBD! MAKING LUNCHES FOR THREE LITTLE NERDY BRATS!!!!!!!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

My God, I hate most of the people I know irl.

Snow said...

*pats missy on back* as do i, as do i.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I'm glad I have you guys.
Everything is better here. :)

I'm tempted to, next time someone pisses me off and I'm right next to them, to slap them, then walk off.
Probably a bad idea to do at school, but it depends.

Snow said...

XD

i am always tempted to do that exact thing...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Sorry, I'm kinda in a I-hate-pretty-much-everyone-irl mood. Because they're all idiots.

Snow said...

*nods wisely*

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Missy* Oh, how I do know! I ranted to one of my friends about depression because she thought I was faking it and then she told my teachers. Now, they all look at me funny... *Rolls eyes* I hate people.

Snow said...

*hums*

Jophiel said...

*Rolls eyes* It always goes silent when I say something like that, don't it?

Snow said...

yup...

guess what i've spent my day doing?

1. cookie

2. clean my room

3. wash & cleaning the car

and all this while listening to classical music.

Jophiel said...

What I've done:

1. Ate taffy
2. Sat outside and ate taffy while doing science homework
3. Ate more taffy
4. Cooked meatloaf while getting killed on Blogland
5. Ate even more taffy

All while eating taffy.

Snow said...

:P

lol...

you know why classical music? because i have 3 mp3's and 2 are broken. the one that isn't broken only has classical music on it and once turned on, couldn't work out how to turn it off or down. thus, full blast classical music. all day. even now. i think i am going nuts...

Jophiel said...

I got an idea. Get a hammer.

Snow said...

lol.... maybe...

Jophiel said...

What's the difference between a microwave oven and a conventional oven!?

Snow said...

i honestly dont know...

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Hi

Jophiel said...

Best word document ever!


Alice in the Country of Heartbreak
Alice sighed and pushed through the last shrub and into the daylight. She blinked a few moments before the Hatter's Mansion came into view. "Big Sis!" Two voices chorused from the gates and the Bloody Twins raced towards her.
"Dee!" Alice laughed as she held up her hands. "Dum! Hi!" The twins stopped and looked at each other. "No, before you ask. I don't have time to play. Ace sent me over here to get something from Elliot."
"Ooh..." The Bloody Twins said in synchronization. "Do you like the chickie bunny?"
Alice blushed and her voice became defensive. "No!"
"Hey Alice! What's up?" Elliot jogged over to her and gave her a hug.
"Hey Elliot." Alice smiled and wriggled free and laughed. "Ace sent me over here to get those..." What were they again? "The parts? He said something about you having parts for him. He knew he'd get lost along here and forget about it so he sent me instead."
Elliot laughed. "Oh, yeah." He laced his fingers behind his neck and turned. "Follow me."
The Bloody Twins pouted and grabbed Alice's arms. "No!" Dee shouted.
"Alice wants to play!" Dum finished.
"No I don't, guys." Alice murmured.
Elliot turned around and walked back to the trio. He grabbed the twins' arms and pulled them away from Alice. "You two, guard the gate."
The twins groaned. "But we want to play!" They whined and sauntered back to their post.
"When will those brats learn?" Elliot frowned and walked towards the mansion.

Death smiled and meandered the streets, weary of the Faceless. Death was an Outsider, one who’d been stupid enough to jump down into a hole in the ground and into her personal Wonderland. She’d read the series Alice in the Country of Hearts and the other spin-offs but nothing could have prepared her for what was around the corner.
Boris Airay, the Cheshire Cat, stood with his back facing her. “Kitty!” Death shouted and Boris spun. “What!?”
She grinned. “You have an awesome voice, so much better than my imagination.” She chuckled and walked forward, her eyes washing over him.
Boris blushed. “Okay… Hey, you’re not from around here are you?”
Death grinned. “Nope! I’m from up there!” She pointed towards the clear blue sky


The airport was a bustling place full of people doing people-y things. Some were boarding planes, some were unboarding planes.

Jophiel said...

*Laughs* I shall write a story about kindergartners who turn into mass murders when exposed to UV light....

Snow said...

nice deathy.

Jophiel said...

And their teddies turn into little teddy monsters that eat your spleen!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Ow...))

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Snow said...

death... dont do that last thing.

just... dont... it's not... well, right

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Now that is an epic idea >:D

Jophiel said...

(You okay, Fabi!?))

Snow said...

((fab...? you all right??))

hey saphy

Jophiel said...

It's only going to be 700 words... Mr Tod will be scared... I will get an A+... *Laughs evilly*

*Hugs Snow* It won't be too gruesome...

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Psychopathic little kids, I love. Spleen-eating teddy bears?... :P
J.A, are you Fabi?

Snow said...

oh, i dont care about gruesome, i care about morals... and that is just not morally right...

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Have you done that online quiz about how many five year olds you could take on in a fight?

Snow said...

no....

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((My shoulder/neck just started hurting a lot for no apparent reason... :-/ ))

((And J.A. isn't Fabi, but I am. So...yeah?))

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Jophiel said...

I don't have any moral limits! *Can't stop laughing*

No Saphy... I haven't... Do you have a link?

Snow said...

(( *winces* i hate when that happens...))

Jophiel said...

(*Hugs Fabi carefully* Bad shoulder!))

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Okay XD
And Snow, I'll just get the link...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Sorry for poofing!
I shouldn't poof again. Hopefully. But I'm drawing. So it's a possibility.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Yeah... I was just standing there and there was this metaphorical snake under my skin and it thrashed and made the muscle pop or something. It hurts...))

((HI MISSY!!!))

((Hugs Death back))

((Mm. J.A. isn't being very talkative. I might hide behind a different character for a while... Any preferences?))

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Gently hugs Fabs* Hi Missy! *tackleglomps*
Here's the link. Top score is 40.

Snow said...

FABI BE THE DOCTOR

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((No, one of my characters))

((Hugs Saph back))

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Snow said...

((meany))

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

The Doctor is awesome, sure, but so am I. :-P

Just in a less Time-Lordy way, y'know?

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Jophiel said...

http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/gallery/scarys-gifs/creepy-13.gif

*Laughs* Okay... Don't look at that if you plan on sleeping tonight!!

Jophiel said...

I got 30 kids! NINJA!!!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Okay! [Doesn't look at it))

((Fabigail got twenty-three on the quiz and isn't sure if that's good or not. :-P))

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Jophiel said...

WBD/MSD

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

*]

Congrats, Ninja! [high-fives]

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Snow said...

30 kids. nice.

*looks at deathys comment*

*high fives death*

30 ftw

Snow said...

g2g, byee!!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Apparently it's not good, then. XD))

Congrats, Frostina! Oh, byee! [waves]

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hm. Nah, not Frostina. Wynter? Ooh, Summer! XD

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Sorry, my internet cut out :( I got 34.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[pokes Saph]

I still need to pick a nickname for you!

Something blue, definitely...

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Whoa, my score was really bad then. XD))

((As Mantha)) I got 32. 8~0

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Do you mean for TSE?

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Your score is probably average- I know martial arts, have long arms and have no moral qualms about attacking five year olds as long as I don't permanently damage them :P

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((entire comment is as Mantha, not Fabi))

What? No. I'm not in TSE. I just like nicknames.

What's blue? Besides the sky, I mean. Because that's too obvious.

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Shrugs))

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

The sea? Berries? Saphira (the dragon from 'Eragon')? :P

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Huh. Apparently Fabi needs sleep. O.o

So, I'll be back to nickname you later. 'Cause I'm just EVIL that way! XD

[tacklehugs]

[flies away in helicopter]

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Bye Mantha/ Fabs! *Waves at helicopter*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Berry, definitely. Food nicknames are the BEST. [nods]

Niiiiight!

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Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Laughs* No, ACTUAL food is the best ;) 'Night!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Waits for someone else to come on*

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Hums*

I watch you through the winter air,
Snow falling thick and white.
You probably don’t even know I’m there,
But I’ve got a secret inside…

When I close my eyes, I see your face,
When I fall asleep, I imagine your gaze
I can’t make myself fall for anyone but you.

They say it’s crazy, crazy, crazy,
For me to fall in love with you.
And it’s crazy, crazy, crazy,
To think you’d love me too.

Have you ever fallen in love,
With someone you’re trying to ignore?
Have you ever fallen, so far,
You can’t see the surface anymore?
Why can’t I stay away?

When I close my eyes, I see your face,
When I fall asleep, I imagine your gaze
I can’t make myself fall for anyone but you.

They say it’s crazy, crazy, crazy,
For me to fall in love with you.
And it’s crazy, crazy, crazy,
To think you’d love me too

You shine like the stars in the sky,
You’re all that I want but, much as I try,
I know you’ll never feel the same.

But I just want you to say
That it’s okay, we’ll live another day
And that you’ll love me, for forever and always
But I know that’s crazy, crazy, crazy…

I’ll watch you through the winter air,
Snow falling thick and white.
You probably don’t even know I’m there,
So I’ll keep this secret inside…
So I’ll keep this secret inside…

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

*Decides to spam this page with my songs until someone comes on*

If again our dreams are snatched away
Right in front of my face
If once more,
We lose what we love the most
Do you think we can survive that?
‘Cause I don’t.

And it hurts just to breathe
When I lose all dear to me
And there’s nothing I can save.
So I just have to be brave,
Brave
Can’t fall on my face again,
‘Cause too much depends
On whether I can be brave…

I’d rather fight a war,
Than battle anymore
With myself.
Why can’t it be easy?
Why can’t it be simple?
All I want is to love
And to be loved.

Is it too much to ask?
For just one day to pass,
Where I can be happy…
Where I can be free?

And it hurts just to breathe
When I lose all dear to me
And there’s nothing I can save.
So I just have to be brave,
Brave
Can’t fall on my face again,
‘Cause too much depends
On whether I can be brave…

When every minute packs a punch,
And all light has faded away.
When I’m alone,
Scared and confused,
And those I love are far away...
I just have to be brave
Find the courage it takes to stay,
To face the new dawn,
And the next day.

So much could happen,
Who knows what will go your way?
If you just be brave…

Mistical Future said...

Hi I'm back!

Sorry I took forever I did more on my art practical that's due tomorrow and I only have half done ...

Mistical Future said...

Hi Sap *Hugs*
How are you?

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Hi Mist! *hugs* Pretty good, rushing some homework that's due tomorrow :) You?

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Gtg, sorry :( dinner.

Mistical Future said...

Yeah I'm good except *Sighs* I have HEEPS to do on my art prac and it's only half done ... ish

AH CRAP I'm so stuffed!!! :( and I have two exams tomorrow, one I've studied for one I haven't studied for ... but I'm not sure how to study for that one thought ...

Mistical Future said...

Bye Sap! have a good dinner! :D

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

Greetings, anyone who is still on, and anyone who decides to arrive.

Mycroft Holmes (Ember) said...

☂I NEED TO TALK TO A HOMESTUCKER ABOUT THE HS UPDATE☂

Mistical Future said...

Hi Mycroft! How are you?

I could be distant, I'm looking at SP pictures .. and now I feel like drawing SP now...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I wasn't even drawing.
My sisters roped me into playing Minecraft, where we showed each other our worlds, then we made a joined world.
And then I realised I should stop playing for a bit.
So hi.

Mistical Future said...

Hi Miss C *tacklehugs* how are you?


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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hey Misti! *is tacklehugged*

I'm good! How about you?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

GOD DAMNIT I GOT FIRST.

Okay, I dedicate this page to drawing.
Done.
Because I am lazy.

Mistical Future said...

*Nods* fair enough

sorry mbd drawing

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Ok guys please check out my new blog and comment. Blogandian Book list.

Mistical Future said...

Will do Ulcabhan!

but in a bit I'm drawing SP and I'm really happy with how it's going!!! XD

*Shakes hand* Oh and Nice to meet you! can I call you Ulci?

Ebony Law said...

"I eat crayons and poop rainbows"

...

Truer words have never been uttered.

...

Other than

"Never kick a woman in the vagina."

Mistical Future said...

YES DON'T
Ok I'm a girl and I tell you when you hit me there it STILL HURTS ... probably not a much as you guys but it still hurts and ALOT.

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Thanks Dwyer....I think.

Hi Mistical! Nice to meet you to. Can i call you Mist? And of corse you can call me ulci. It's my nickname.

Dwyer are you by any chance the same person as Allex Chrome

Mistical Future said...

Yes you can call me Misti and YAY ULCI!!!!!!!


HI Dwyer, I don't think we've met either? Nice to meet you *Shakes hand* Hi! Can I call you Dwy?

Luciana said...

...Hello?

Jophiel said...

*Sighs heavily* Great... My sister said that I shouldn't wear a mask to my formal...

Mistical Future said...

LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!
DEATH!!!!!!!!!!

*Tacklehugs Lucky and Death*

How are you two?

Jophiel said...

I'm sad... Just got my dreams crushed by one of the people who mean the most to me...

Luciana said...

Hello Misti:3

Hiya Death:)

How is everyone?:3

Mistical Future said...

hmm wearing a mask to your formal might not be the best thing ... BUT that depends on what type of mask it is. If it's a Masquerade mask or a Skulduggery mask then I say it's fine! XD

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Sometimes I wish I knew how to digitally draw/colour, because then I would have more colours available than I do now as a traditionally drawing artist person thingy.

Jophiel said...

The theme is Carnevale so, therefore, you need a mask. My sister said that everyone would pick on me (like they don't already) and that I don't want to stand out.

I always stand out. I'm always the one going above and beyond to get noticed...

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