Monday, January 28, 2013

Progress

50267 words written... and Valkyrie and Skulduggery are barely in it.

This doesn't mean, of course, that they won't be taking their usual starring roles in Book 8. Of course they will. But I've had to approach this one in a slightly different way than normal.

Because this book is about, essentially, total war, I've had to think long and hard about how the different sides would fight— such as what tactics they would use in both the short and long term. It means I can't chop and change sequences like I usually would. If they're written, then they've been written for a very specific reason, and I can't mess about with that. So I figured the best way to write about these military actions is to write them FIRST. Write the skirmishes and the battles and the politics and the arguments, and get it all down on the page. Then, once I have the military aspect taken care of, I go back and write my usual Skul & Val stuff around and on top of it all.

It's an interesting way of working, to willingly ignore your main characters for large chunks of writing time. I sincerely hope it works...

Oh, and sometime in February I shall announce the title. I've had this title in mind for YEARS. Some of the early alternatives were:

Skulduggery Pleasant: The Billingsworth Continuum.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Behind Gold Eyes.

Skulduggery Pleasant: It's War, Baby.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Revenge of the Screaminator.

Skulduggery Pleasant: When Warlocks Attack.

Skulduggery Pleasant: A Very Nice Picnic.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Brain-Puncher.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Gut-Eater.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Skulduggery Goes Camping.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Things Get Nasty.

Skulduggery Pleasant: People Gonna Die.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Readers Gonna Cry.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Horace.


And amazingly, the actual title is better than ANY of those! I know, right?

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Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh, my friends and family are concerned... a lot...


*cough SKULDUGGERY BLANKET cough*

*chokes from fake coughs*

That's charming, that is.


(SKULDUGGERY QUOTE)

Anonymous said...

[Grimaces]

The verse was easier than you'd expect, considering I had the wrong accompaniment, but the chorus...

And now I have to stop recording, because my little sis has been "asleep" for a while, and mom has only just noticed.

So I'm here!
Nice to see y'all.
[Grins]

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HI FABI!!

Anonymous said...

Hi Missy!

Hi Willow!

Hi Calidae!

Hi Val!

I quoted Skulduggery in my art class a week ago...or maybe it was two. It was one of the rare occasions I actually talked in that class...

I also used the "Stranger things have happened, and do with alarming regularity" and "doors are for people with no imagination" to amuse my dance classmates for this improv game.

Calidae Dark said...

Hey Fab :)

Anonymous said...

[Nods] Aloha!

What's up in your universe?

Willow Von Stratton said...

Hello Fabi!

Lucky! I want an SP blanket! did you make it yourself or buy it?

Anonymous said...

That sounded odd... You can, if you wish, replace it with a simple 'how are you?'

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I need some qoutes Valkyrie's made...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I had it specially ordered, Willow :D


EPIC CHRISTMAS PRESENT FROM MUMZY

Willow Von Stratton said...

Seriously? From an actual site? :o

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

LUCKY, VAAAAAAL.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Nope, my mum kind of, er, breached the copyright...


(SORRY DEREK)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh my God, I was trying to pretend that I was hearing scary noises from the closet, but then I actually started hearing creepy dripping noises from outside and nearly jumped...

Anonymous said...

A Skuldugery blanket, COOL!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Drip drip drip drip

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You can see the blanket in this post...


http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/2012/01/signed-skulduggery-books-from-derek-are.html

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

My first thought was, "OHMYGODKENSPECKLEISBEINGMURDEREDBYCLARABELLEOUTSIDEMYWINDOWNOOOO"

But then I remembered that Washington is rainy.

Willow Von Stratton said...

man, I need to make a blanket like that then

I wish I was in washington since I love the rain

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*shakes fist at deceiving weather*

Anonymous said...

Cool-looking blanket!
And yes, Washington is rainy.

Speaking of rain, my rain poem I've been writing for school is turning out hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Minor emergency involving green glitter and a white fuzzy blanket (that doesn't have Skulduggery on it ):

Will be distant.

Willow Von Stratton said...

Hey Val, do you even know how, or where to go to get an image like that on a blanket?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

No... I'd have to ask my mum, but I think she's asleep.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Also, the blanket was, like, $70...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

OMGG.
My friend is the best.
She kept the booklet from orientation and it has what we do on the first day *celebrates*

Willow Von Stratton said...

Money isn't the issue, but I would like to know how to put the image on a blanket!

Anonymous said...

Confetti!

[Tosses green glitter]

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

GLITTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
*runs around in glitter*

Anonymous said...

[Nods]

It's a mess. A gorgeous mess.

Willow Von Stratton said...

I'm so tired so goodnight everyone!

Anonymous said...

[ScOWLs at clock]

And on that note, I must be going.

Glitter ninja, signing out!

[Tosses more glitter and leaves]

Bye!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*shakes head at Gilbert costume*


Why am I even wearing this?!

Anonymous said...

Night, Willow, everyone!(though it is not night for Aussies)!

Anonymous said...

I don't know why you are wearing that.

Presumably it is part of your odd and evil plan.

Bye now!
[Leaves FOR REAL. Has glitter to clean up]

Jophiel said...

Yeah, it's 6:14pm!!!

Yay!!

Jophiel said...

See ya Fabi!!!

*Sighs*
Incredibly distant... Sorry...

Anonymous said...

Death!!!!

[hugs]

I have to tell you about the project!

I'll be back after cleaning up the glitter if mom doesn't realize I'm still up.

How are you?

[Can't really stick around for the answer.]
[Forces self to stop procrastinating]

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

BYE WILLOW AND FABI!!

Val, you are wearing that because you are.

DEATH!! *tacklehugs*

Jophiel said...

Hi! Fabi, project? I'm curious...

*Gets tacklehugged*
HIYA CAIN!
*Tacklehugs her back*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*is tacklehugged*

OMGG, I haven't seen you in ages!!!

Anonymous said...

Okay, I actually managed to clean most of the glitter up. I'll still have some explaining (and probably vacuuming) to do in the morning, but it's good enough.

The project: I'm recording myself actually singing the song-medley, and if I can find someplace with enough space for the calypso-tour jeté bit, I'll film the dance, too, but that's less likely to happen. It takes a lot of room. As far as the recording goes, I've gotten to 'lose your mind,' wondered how I can fit the next part to the musical accompaniment I have, and realized why I never sing irl. I got something semi-decent after a couple tries though...

Oh, and Miss, how are the shoes going?

Jophiel said...

I know right!! How are you?!

Lavender Hope said...

*pokes her finger, feeling the paint is sticky*
I think that could mean its still not dry... Hope I don't get it in anything...

On another note- HELLO! I can finally be here! :D

Jophiel said...

That sounds so cool!!!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

The shoes are good!!
I've finished one completely, and I'm working on the second right now.
But I need some sayings that Valkyrie said, and suggestions for what pose to use for her. i.e., back of new Mortal Coil, etc.

Anonymous said...

Hi, Lav!

Glad you saw the People thing. A nice example of my weird sense of humor.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HI LAV!!

And I agree with Death, that sounds awesome, Fabi!!

Jophiel said...

I'm still distant...

Hehe... Bob Hitler!!

Lavender Hope said...

Fabi and Miss!

I replied to your comments.

Gah! The paint IS still wet! I'm getting some on my iPod case! D:

Oh well...

Lavender Hope said...

Oh. Glad you saw that comment, Fabi. ^_^ The project sounds cool too, btw. :)

Nice job with the shoe Miss!

Okay Death.

Sorry, I'm typing kinda slow today...

Anonymous said...

Hmm... I don't have an especially large collection of the books, so I really couldn't say which pictures you should use...

Thanks! I hope it will be awesome, but I really can't tell at this point. All I know is that the main verses based off 'Break Your Heart' actually go well with the 'Who Painted the Moon Black' accompaniment, but the chorus... Hmm...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Okay, finished filming my really crummy monster video!


I need to edit it and stuff, so it might be a while before it's done...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Oooh, OK Lav.
*goes to check*

Lavender Hope said...

*sees it was only two minutes after my last one*
Uh... That was still slower than I usually can type and I by today, I mean at the moment.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

YAAAAAY, VAL!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*frowns at computer* 31 SHORT CLIPS?!


Well, this video'll be longer than the last...


BUT IT INVOLVES GILBERT.


AND LOTS OF WEIRD FACES.


AND AWKWARD PAJAMAS.

Anonymous said...

Death, if you saw the rather impolite (I'm downplaying it) comment on the Bob Hitler chapter, (I don't know of I deleted it fast enough) then I wanted to let you know, I did some research and it wasn't directed at you.

If you didn't see it, ignore this. It's not worth repeating.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

GIIIIIIILBEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRT XD

Anonymous said...

Sounds cool, Val!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Yeah, heh, Gilbert has got a scary face in this one.

*shifty eyes*

Anonymous said...

Lav, it's ok, I'm typing slower than normal, too.

Lavender Hope said...

Haha, Val! Sounds awesome!
*goes to check email that just popped up then goes to watch Val's vid*
The one you gave a link to in the earlier comments.

Lavender Hope said...

*is laughing after reading the email*
Glad you think so, Miss! XD

Btw, I get emails every time someone comments on my blog. So I'm referring to your comment. :)

Anonymous said...

WILL BE DISTANT

I'm supposed to be asleep, but I really can't, so I'm writing for MC.

Lavender Hope said...

OKAY, FABI

*is laughing after watching Val's video*
BOREDCEPTION! XD

:P

Lavender Hope said...

I will also be distant, but I kanda have been already...

Soooo I will be more distant.

Lavender Hope said...

*reads something that reminded me of something*
Oh bloopity bejeebers...

I actually said that irl... I'M SO WEIRD. XP

Anonymous said...

Okay Lav.

Is it odd that I'm collaborating with myself via email, by emailing myself, and then emailing myself back?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I was at home all day today. I had to do SOMETHING.



VIDEOSSSSSSS

Anonymous said...

Your video was...amusing.

Lavender Hope said...

And I said me again in my thought thingy...

I usually talk about myself in third person in those... I.e. *reads something that reminded HER of something* or *sees it was only two minutes after HER last one*

Yes, I used examples that weren't even correct in the first place...

Calidae Dark said...

By the way, ive been here the whole time, just sitting and reading comments.

I'm bored.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Wbd, looking up Valkyrie Cain sayings...

Lavender Hope said...

I'd make a video... And I still might if I can.

No, not odd at all, Fabi. I do that too.

Although, it kind of depends on what you email yourself. What might not be the best word, but I can't think if there's a better one... So I'm using what. *nods like that made sense*

Lavender Hope said...

Oh. Hi Calidae!

I'm- confusing myself...

And my fingers aren't cooperating today!!! I keep having to fix typos and that's taking so long!

Lavender Hope said...

Okay, maybe not that long, but still.

I dislike having to fix typos!

Lavender Hope said...

Be right back.

Jophiel said...

Fabi, what did the comment say? I won't get mad! I promise!!

Jophiel said...

Going to have a shower, then dinner, posting MC before I go though... It's one in... Death's perspective with Ren... Only short...

Lavender Hope said...

Okay, Death.

*is back and distant*
HOPEFULLLY, I can be distant cause you guys keep distracting meeeee. :P

Jophiel said...

Okay, the crap chap is up!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

OK DEATH!

*has given up on looking for Valkyrie saying and is now Googling Doctor Who*

Calidae Dark said...

Okay, im leaving now, bed :)

Lavender Hope said...

Night, Calidae. :)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

NIGHT, CAL!!

Lavender Hope said...

Oh yeah. I forgot...

Thanks for following my blog, Miss! :D

Might just add that to my next post... ;)
*is working on her blog now*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm making the video black and white and made it look like it was from a long time ago, to suit the cheesiness of it all.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

No worries, Lav!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Have you finished it, Val??

Lavender Hope said...

*looks at pageview count*
FIFTY??? WHAT? Already??? WHAT???
*subtracts her own views*
Oh... 33...

Still. For only two posts, that's... Whoa.

Lavender Hope said...

Cool, Val! You have the right clothes for it?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I'm wearing the dumbest pajamas ever in it, and I have Godzilla sound effects.


You just have to ignore the computer in the background...

Lavender Hope said...

Ah. Okay. :)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Sounds cool, Val!

Star Inkbright said...

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I actually woke up like two hours ago. Reading is a time-consuming sport. :P

Lavender Hope said...

I got ze buttons!

Crazy, funny, boring, and random. :)

*realizes she didn't change the blog name yet*
Whoops!
*remembers why*
Oh yeah. I'm going to do that last. :)

Lavender Hope said...

SSSSTTTTAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!
*tacklehugs*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! *tacklehugs*
Reading is good for you. :D

Jophiel said...

Star, do you know you were the first person who talked to me? On here? In August!

Lavender Hope said...

Wow... Everyone's happy to see you, Star! Cause you're the Star of Blogland! :D
:P
:)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

FINISHEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!


Now I just have to wait for my computer to load it (7 minutes) and then to upload it to YouTube (probably 10).

Jophiel said...

And I'm the death of Blogland... I swore I killed it last year...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*looks at clock* *chokes*

It's past 1 am?!

Jophiel said...

It's past 8 pm...

Lavender Hope said...

*laughs*
How'd you do that, Death?
*waits for Val's video to upload*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Of course you're the death of Blogland.


You're the only person named Death here.

Lavender Hope said...

It's only 6PM here!

Jophiel said...

I don't know... I was all depressed all the time, there was no spark here anymore... The... Zing was gone...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

6 pm Saturday or Sunday?

Lavender Hope said...

*laughs again*
Val's got a point. ;P

Jophiel said...

Sunday!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

It's 5 pm here...

*also wait's for Val's video to upload*

Jophiel said...

*Laughs*
There's a reason I love you guys!!!


















I just need to remember why...

Lavender Hope said...

Um... Sunday.

Well, Blogland does lose it's zing once in a while...

But it always pops up again! :)
*stops herself from singing the 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' song*
That would have been awkward...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*hugs Death*
Aww.
And I'd really like to know the reason.
Oh, while I remember, are you still writing the fic where you're trying to kill me?
*cough*catchmeifyoucan*cough*

Lavender Hope said...

Cause we're all crazy and fun and- *stops to think of what else* um... Um, um, um...

Yeah, we're all crazy and fun!

*gets bonked on the head*
XP

Unknown said...

And the stalker king returns

Jophiel said...

*Smiles evilly*
Cain...
*Tackles Cain to the ground*
Hi!!!

Lav, I was just singing 'Don't you worry child'*

I'm going to post a MC chapter, the last chapter was for later on!

Unknown said...

Val I loved the gilbert prank it was great

Jophiel said...

Stalker King! Read my introduction!!!

Mwahahahahaha!!!!

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Brad!

Okay, Death! And I'm not sure I know that song...

Star Inkbright said...

Aw. YOU ALL YOU ME SO MUCH. *hugs everyone*

Star Inkbright said...

O_O

You can't NOT know Don't You Worry Child. It's not physically possible. It's almost like not knowing We Will Rock You.

Jophiel said...

Swedish House Mafia!!

Star, wtf!

Lavender Hope said...

*laughs as she is hugged*
You all you me so much?

Star Inkbright said...

*LOVE

You all YOU me? WTH? XD

Unknown said...

Hello...

Unknown said...

OK, I might go this is getting boring

Jophiel said...

I am cold. I am very cold. I just got out of the shower and my hair is making my shirt wet. I am too lazy to move out from under the air-co vent...

Lavender Hope said...

I know We Will Rock You... But...
*goes to listen*

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Brad*
Koala Man!!

Unknown said...

Deathy what is your introduction

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs* I told you my brain did that. Write words similar, or write words I think, instead of the word I want to write.

I often write just instead of use. It's kinda stupid. :P

You all have problems write computer autocorrect, I have problems write brain autocorrect! :P

Lavender Hope said...

Don't go, Brad!

You're just not participatin!

Find something to talk about! I like randomness! :D @.@

Star Inkbright said...

Now I have We Will Rock You stuck in my head! D:

Unknown said...

*hugs back*
What is your intro deathy

Jophiel said...

Deathy...?

Why, oh why would you like to know about me? I'm boring! Like, really! Nothing interesting here! Nope! Nothing! I don't know why anyone but staplers read this. Are you a stalker? Are you? I'm pretty sure you are! Okay. Now I am quite weary of you. Are you going to stalk me? Please don't! I am not interesting! Nothing cool ever happens to me! Well, except the time where... Nope, that wasn't interesting. Not one bit! Zilch! I like, are you ready? Really? Are you sure? Don't raise an eyebrow at me! I'm taking my time to make sure you're not a stalker! You know, that's what all stalkers say... Okay, I like... Oh Golden God! My space has ran out! Sorry! It says I can only use 1200 characters... Not that I have used any characters, only letters, spaces and ways to end a sentance, like full stops and exclamation marks and possibly a few commas too! Oh, and I am going to used a semi-whatever, one of these because I'm bored;! Okay, so the space is gone... This is a no stalker area!

Star Inkbright said...

BRADDDDDDDDDD. Don't go! :(

What do you want to talk about?

Unknown said...

Fine why dont we bug derek to give us a chapter book 8 yeah
Also who would like a Skulduggery Pleasant geraphic novel.
Me Me

Jophiel said...

*Shakes because cold*
Too damn cold... If I move 180* I will not be cold... Too cold to move...

Unknown said...

Reply yes if you want a sp graphic novel

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*laughs*

I told my friend that stalking Derek is one of my hobbys, and he asks if I'm in Ireland.
I said maybe.
I think he believes me.

Jophiel said...

GRAPHIC NOVEL SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT!!!!!
*Screams and hugs Brady again*
Smart boy!

Lavender Hope said...

I found another face for confused! :D

Koala man! XD That's a good one!

Brain autocorrect. :P

Unknown said...

Sorry spelt graphic wrong my bad

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

SP GRAPHIC NOVEL!
YUSSSSSSSSSSS.

Oh, hi Brad!

Unknown said...

Derek come on line now my golden god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lavender Hope said...

SPGRAPHICNOVELOMGGTHATWOULDBEAWESOME. O.O

Star Inkbright said...

Yes. Brainssssssssssssss. :)

Unknown said...

To make a graphic novel
1. tweet or phone tom
2. he will make us a graphic novel

Jophiel said...

Cold!!!

Jophiel said...

Very cold!!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

PERFECT PLAN, BRAD!

Unknown said...

Who's on twitter I am

Unknown said...

2nd aw man

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

OK.
I dedicate to a SP graphic novel, SP shoes, and SP everything.
And tea. :D

Unknown said...

New page

Lavender Hope said...

Get a blanket, Death!!

We should totally get Tom to do it!

Jophiel said...

Not me!!!

I finally got bothered enough to put on a big leather jacket that my big brother gave me!!!

Unknown said...

I know Dereks email I emailed him
DerekLandy@hotmail.com

Jophiel said...

SP shoes...?

Star Inkbright said...

Sorry, I'm a bit distant. I can only really think about one thing at a time . . .

Jophiel said...

REALLY?!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*nods*
SP shoes.

Unknown said...

Should we all email him and tell him to make a graphic novel then I will buy it read it.

Jophiel said...

Where might I acquire these shoes?

Jophiel said...

Yeah!!!

Lavender Hope said...

Awesome ded, Miss! :)

I HAVE a twitter, but, unlike a certain rule BENDER *coughDerekcough*, I actually never tweet. But I follow a few people besides Derek.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Err, you can find the shoes at my house...

Unknown said...

Dereks email:
DerekLandy@hotmail.com
It works it really does

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Thanks, Lav!

Unknown said...

Use Dereks email

Star Inkbright said...

YOUR SHOES, CAIN, SOUND AWESOME. :)

I'm not really a fan of graphic novels. :/ But SP ones would be AWESOME. So many pictures to draw! :)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Thank you, Star. :)

Unknown said...

Use Dereks email who's on kik messenger

Lavender Hope said...

HOW'D YOU GET HIS EMAIL???

It's okay, Star. :)

Sounds like a cool jacket, Death!

Unknown said...

Use the power of Derek Landys email

Jophiel said...

It is my second skin...

Koala man, how DID you get it...?

Lavender Hope said...

*is looking up Don't You Worry Child on youtube*
Too many covers...

Jophiel said...

It's definitely a real address!!!

Unknown said...

I typed in DerekLandy@hotmail.com
It accepted it!
My email is wood.brad55@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Yes its a real adress Deathy

Jophiel said...

Not trying to be mean... But I don't think I will email the stalker king...

Lavender Hope said...

How can you tell, Death?

Unknown said...

So who wants to email Derek

Jophiel said...

*Shakes head*
If you knew what I could do, you wouldn't be calling me Deathy...

Unknown said...

meh I divint care
What I'm from Newacastle

Jophiel said...

It didnt come up with

ERROR! YOUR MESSAGE HAS NOT BEEN SENT. INVAILD EMAIL ADDRESS!

Lavender Hope said...

*saves Brad's email anyway*
Just incase I'd need to.

Unknown said...

You do not know what I'm capable of I once gave my Dad food posioning

Jophiel said...

I'm from Victoria!

Have you got a reply Koala?

Unknown said...

Deathy did it work

Lavender Hope said...

Oh. Cool then. :)

*is listening to live version of the song*
It was basically the only one by the artist...

Jophiel said...

My sister have me food poisoning... I can kill you with a glare!!!!

*Epic voice*

Unknown said...

Deathy did the email work

Jophiel said...

Yep!!!

Lavender Hope said...

What did you do, Brad?

Unknown said...

Deathy did the email work if no it did work for me

Unknown said...

Just enter DerekLandy@hotmail.com

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