Wayyyyyyy too busy to write a proper Blog thingy- you'll be happy to know that I am 13,320 words into Book 8- but can I just ask why I have so many Twitter followers?
I DON'T TWEET ANYTHING.
I don't even know how to re-tweet. Or do anything.
I also only follow two people- Gina Carano, who rarely tweets, and Ronda Rousey, who only stops tweeting when she's asleep.
In fact, on the run-up to her UFC debut in February, Ronda and her mum have organised this cool "feed the hungry" competition. Basically, you log on, answer some questions, and for every answer you get right, the advertisers on the site donate 10 grains of rice to the World Food Program. It's free, it's fun, you're helping people AND you're proving how much smarter you are than your fellow Minions.
How could you resist?
Go to Ronda's mum's blog (her mum is a Judo blackbelt... how cool is that?), follow the link and try your luck.
http://drannmaria.blogspot.com
Also, for all you Twitter people, could you take a picture of the Ronda Rousey mention in chapter 52 of KOTW and send it to her? I would, but I haven't a clue how. My genius lies in other areas. Like cookies.
And on an unrelated note...
Big congratulations to Em and Chase.
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you.ate.my.CANDY.CANES!!
Meh *pulls out more candy canes and eats them*
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*takes a candy cane*
*eats it in a sane way*
Continues to chase clementine, then stops cause Lauren did. XD
Ooooh! Can I have one??
Yeah sure Fabi
*hands blue candy canes*
SPREAD THE HAPPY HYPERNESS!!
*makes everyone happy with magic*
I just found this candy cane...
Thx!!!!!!!! Eats. :D:):D:):D:)
Blue!!!!!!!
PurPle!!!!!
Yellow!!!!!!!
Orange!!!!!!!
Red!!!!!!!
RAINBOWZ
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN :P
Black!!!!!!!
Candy!!!!!!
Turquoise!!!!!
Pink!!!!
White!!!!!
Polka-dotted!!!!!!!!!
Stripey!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!
NOW EVERYONE'S HYPER!!!
Boing! Boing!
Ahahaha multi coloured!!
Thar once be a candy striped pirate who wasn't a pirate and ate candy striped candy, which was all well enough except he didn't share, and the kitty cats that go "boing" every half hour and the candy striped candy in a bowl.
THAT WAS AN AMAZING STORY FABI!!!
Thar once be a marshmallow, which was all well enough, but not Stripey, and the kitty cats laughed and they laughed and the candy striped pirate that wouldn't share and the candy striped candy in a bowl.
*steals the candy from the candy striped pirate*
HOLY SH*T
ITS 2:40!!!!
GAAHH!!!
That once was a loophole in the rule, which was all well enough, but it wasn't used, and the pirate ate and he jumped and the kitty cats laughed at the marshmallow and the candy striped candy in a bowl.
*SIGH* i should get going... before I wake up a 12 PM again...
gah..
ok *Sigh*
BYE!!
I'm going to guess 2:40 am where you are, Jubi...
*continues to draw*
Bye Jubi!
Yeah....
*Sighs again*
OK..
'NIGHT EVERY ONE!!
Well... For Christmas, I want... A Mad Man in a Blue Box. And I don't just mean the Doctor. I'll have any old nutter. I'll tell you a secret... I don't want the man unless it's the Doctor, I just want the box.
Thar once was a bowl, which was all well enough, but it was empty now, and not full, and the loophole closed and the loophole closed and the pirate frowned and the kitty cars laughed and the candy striped candy in a bowl.
Bye Jubi!!!
FABI I LOVE YOUR STORIES!!!
BYEEEEEE JUBI!! *HUGS AND THROWS CANDY CANES*
BYE GUYS! *hugs everyone*
*Yawns* hyperness is wearing off...
POOP!
byee!!
HELLO HELENA!!
WANT A CANDY CANe?
HEYA HEL!!
OMG MY FINGER IS BLUE AND SO SORRRE!
That once was a bye, which was all well enough, except it wasn't said because no one said it and the pirate frowned and the loophole closed and the candy striped candy in a bowl.
Glad u like them Lauren!
Yes please Lauren. *takes one* *nods at your picture while eating* Very nice. I'll fanGODDESS over it when I've finished my candycane.
Hey Missy.
*is calm*
*le tacklehugs Missy*
Hehehe. Oh god I've eaten 3 of my candy canes!! Nooooo.
Thanks Helena. :)
Thar once was a night, which was all well enough, except that it had finished its candy, and the bye wasn't said and the bye wasn't said and the kitty cats laughed and the pirate frowned and the candy striped candy in a bowl. XD!
*is le tacklehugged*
TOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORROOOOOOOOOOOW IS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAS AND IIIIIIIIIIIIII SHAAAAAAAAAAL HAVE MYYYYYYYYY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS!!!!!!
Hi, Helena, welcome to the hyper lounge.
*bows*
Thank you Fabi.
Thar once was a story, which was all well enough, except that it didn't end, and the pirate wouldn't share, and the kitty cats laughed and the pirate frowned and the loophole closed and the bye wasn't said and the night hadn't finished and the candy striped candy in a bowl.
Bows. This is random and fun. Pleased to meet you. 0ooh shiny!!!! Hi I'm Fabi,
*runs around throwing virtual cookies in the air since I have two candy canes left*
Heheh this is so much funnnn! :)
Lol I think my randOn story might be over now, sugars wearing off...
Eats another candy cane.
Maybe a sequel?
*throws cookies at Fabi*
Wonderful story. I like it
*goes back to running around*
Glittering. I'm Arnold. No... Wait... I'm George. Nice to meet you. *sticks out hand for you to shake*
*disappears*
*re-appears with jelly*
Eats cookies. Thx!!!! Aww, gtg, midnight.
Bye Fabi!
Shakes hand bye nice2 meet ya!!!
No problem!! Night Fabi!! *hugs and throws more cookies*
Laterz Fabi!
And I also must go. Dinner awaits! *gallops off with coconuts*
Bye, Lauren, miss Cain, everyone I've met and not met.
Have a nice dinner, Hel!
Happy dining and goofing off. XD bye!!
Have a good ninner Helena!!
dinner*
Morning world didnt go to bed till 4 last night still quite tired
Can someone go on my blog and comment brad wood a blog please
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello has everyone left
has anyone commented
Hello everyone!
.............. Or no one
I'm here
Can you comment on my blog brad wood a blog
Hello, random koala guy.
I thought there was a rule against koalas in profile pics?
It is illegal to dress ken dolls in Barbie clothes.
You may not have a Blogfight if the volcano is erupting
You may not be eaten by a shark while in the lake, under pain of death.
It is illegal to rescue someone if they are in their nightclothes.
It is illegal to give trolls zombies elves or any other magical or non magical animal cigarets.
Laughing excessively while Derek is online will be punished with licking your elbow.
It is illegal to pee in the lake drunk. Sober is fine.
It is illegal for you to wear polyester after 1pm on Sunday.
Why thank you for those very helpful rules, September. Oh, and hi, I haven't met you before! Hello!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE EVERYONE/HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Hm.
I poofed to go set up the table for Christmas tomorrow...
IF THAT CARD FROM BECKY DOESN'T ARRIVE TODAY I WILL SCREAM AT SOMEONE
I honestly don't expect my poster to arrive for a while xD
HI L!
CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! :D
LUCIANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Merry Christmoose Eve!!!
Hi Charisma! You can call me Ember.
None of those are mine--Kes, I think Jubi, and a few others wrote those. I added my own, but they're not up there.
Hey Missy and Lucy!
Hi Charisma and Ember!
Here are mine:
1. No sexual relationships with porcupines (this is a real one)
2. No sleeping after 10 P.M at night.
3. Wigs with purple polka dots are not allowed on Fridays.
4. Every time you eat, you must perform a hula dance while you say Grace.
5. Your profile picture must not include a sleeping badger.
6. You cannot drink tea while wearing yoga pants.
7. Every post must start and end with a letter or punctuation mark.
8. No maintenance work must be done on Mondays, unless you can do origami really well.
9. You can't wear a hat unless your name is Mick Jagger.
10. Don't feed a cow tissue paper in January.
HELLO BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! *hugs them all*
if I typo, I blame my phone. :P
HELLO!
11. You cannot typo on an iPhone unless you have a permit.
Errr, OK Ember... O.o
YES! I FINISHED THE BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL PICTURE!!
WHAT PICTURE?
Glad my phone is an Android, then:P
TWO HOURS UNTIL THE POST ARRIVES. ISH.
A drawing/present for my aunt.
It's of a horse...
Ah. I have to restart my computer.
Typical.
Brb...
I have to go now ..........
I have two Gingerbread houses to make, a Christmas Cake to decorate and jam tarts to make! Bye bye!
IT'S A CHRISTMAS EVE! *drags in a clone of Eve with tinsel wrapped around it's arm*
*looks at clone* BE MERRY! *clone looks merry*
Have a Merry Christmas Eve, everyone! *starts shoving Christmassy Eve clones at them all*
HELLO STAR!:D
Hey star, how's the thing coming along?
1101th post!
Meh. Much slower than I thought. :(
HI EMBER, SCÀTH, ANYONE ELSE!
BACK.
THE STUPID UPDATES WILL NEVER KEEP ME AWAAAAAAAY.
HI STAR!
HI CAIN!
I've done your name, btw. It actually looks okay. :)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I have to restart my computer again. :/
Brb...
Question: What are Sparky's, Robin's and Valice's last names...?
:(
Sparky Braginski.
Robin Snowscar.
Valice has never been a reg as far as I know, so I don't know.
HI IENI!!!!!!!!!
I did I BRILLIANT L on the Lily as in Maralie Lily Charm, even if I DO say so myself, so I'm pretty sure I can do another one on your Lorarte(CAN'T DO THE ACCENT SORRY D:). :)
Staaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Thanks:) I'm trying to get my present to everyone done by midday, but I didn't know how at what point to stop the regular/irregular and there were some names I couldn't remember.
Ah, sounds good:) Ah, don't matter:) You could always miss out the Lorarte and put just put Strider on if you like:)
Right, need to go finish this thing...
Msdw/wbd.
OMG MY JAW HURTS SO MUCH ASDFGHJKL DX
S'up guys?
:(
OH AND THE SAME GOEDS FOR THE L ON THE LUCIANA.
Nah. The Lorarte is an important feature to your name.
*grins* AND FOR THE STRIDER I CAN DO A SWIRLY S! *looks at the Star proudly*
I didn't do a fancy M on the Maralie, coz I was fed up of them and I thought it was important to have variety.
*squeals*
LYNXIAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
*tacklehugs*
Oh, I'm back, also...
LYNXIA!
Pick a coplour for me to sew your name in - red orange yellow purple green blue black white grey or pink!
HI IENI!
YAY FOR STAR AND HER AWESOMENESS AT THE NAAAAMES!!
Er... Purple!!!! (Because I'm listening to Gakupo...)
Hey guys!!
OH AND HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! *hugs*
*hugs back* How is everyone?
I'M GOOD AND NOT-OVER-HYPER AT THE FACT THAT IT'S CHRISTMAS TOMORROW!!
Yourself?
O_O
Wow. Everyone's picking purple. Ieni Mara Lynxia Em Lavender and anyone else I forgot.
I'm pretty good. Except for the fact that Sally will be back soon and boot me off the computer. I shouldn't be on it...
Christmas tomorrow!!!!!! Woo!!! So happy!!1
I'm great. *smiles* I'm sitting here sewing and commenting and listening to Asylum. The album, that is. Go YouTube.
I should sew stuff more often. 'Tis funnnnnnnnnn.
I'm writing a very short little story...
It's really odd seeing the view out my bedroom window whenever I look at any of my comments. :O
Apaert from the fact that the view out my window isn't covered in snow atm. *glares out of window*
I would love to see snow...
OMGG TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE 39 DEGRESS, AND THE DAY AFTER THAT IS 39, AND THEN THE DAY AFTER THAT WILL BE 40!!
I'M SO GOING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELT!!!!!!!! D:
*DEGREES
We haven't had any snow yet. Just lots of rain...
We haven't had any snow yet. Just lots of rain...
I would still prefer rain over heat...
We've had a little snow. It hasn't settled.
Ah...I appear to have stumbled across a problem. This camera is out of batteries, so once I've found some I needto go hunting for the cable (I have no idea where it is) to link to the computer...
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
HI ROBIN!
With a tortured soul
And an honest design
My will cannot endure
As my heart is torn away
I was caught up in the moment
We were alone and
You seemed to harness the light
Even though I felt cold inside when you told me it would be alright
I had given up control and
I didn't focus hard enough to see
The warning signs . . .
Your heart is serpentine . . .
SINCE WHEN DID I MEMORISE THAT??? O_O
I NEVER MEMORISE THINGS WITHOUT TRYING TO! O_O
Brb.
*Even though I felt cold inside
When you told me it would be alright
Damn Enter button.
NOW brb.
You can find that cable, Ieni!
OK Star!
ROBIN! Pick a colour for me to sew your name in - red orange yellow purple green blue black white grey or pink!
NOW brb. :)
RED Star!
Hi! Here for a short time. :)
Merry Christmas Eve!
Haha. That sounds like I was talking to Eve, but I mean it's Christmas Eve, so... Yeah. :P
Yo Lavender
Crap, I have to go. Sally just turned up. I'll see you when I can!!!!! *hugs all*
http://bubblesforblood.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/dont-forget-me.html
Hi Robin!
Bye, Lynxia!
Yo bye Lynxx
*hugs*
Bye Lynxia!
*squeals*
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV!!!!!!!
*tacklehugs*
Yo Cain!
*gets tacklehugged and laughs*
Whoa! Hi Miss!
Good morning everyone!
Happy Christmas xx
Hey Em!!
*hugs*
AND YOU AND CHASE GOT METIONED IN A POST!!
Oh, and also, congratulations!!
BTW, I read the above song lyric as 'My heart is Serpine' and I fell off my chair.
Hi Em!
Sorry, distant cause I'm looking at Lynxia's post.
Is it Christmas already where you are, Em?
*laughs*
Oh, Ember...
Yay! Redness!
I now three people for red have. *nods*
And one of them is already sewn. So yay.
I've already sew both my oranges. :)
HI LAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HI EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Msd.
Hi Em!
HI EMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- Oh I can't be bothered tp do any more exclaimation marks. XD Sorry.
I know. It made me think of Serpine the first few times I heard it too.
Cain, why are you Oh, Embering me?
Lol no Ember.. I'm just wishing happy christmas because I won't be on tomorrow...
AND I KNOW MISS!!! I was in bits crying with happiness last night... I wasn't expecting it at all!
Ink: But exclamation marks make the world go round!
Check your emails Star?
You fell off your chair.
Yeah. It was a rocking chair, so that was part of it.
Awwww.
*hugs Em again*
You guys deserve it!!
I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS EVERYDAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Ah. Yes.
I see why you fell off, then, Ember...
Yip. Was that thing about the feed the hungry competition there earlier? I don't remember it being there.
OH MY GOD. THAT'S AWESOME.
I shall start on my Forwarding Quest when I come back. Gtg to the local aquarium now. Fours everyone!
Hi Star!
Hi September! I don't think we met before, so hi. You can call me Lav or Hope. :)
I might not be on for Christmas either, but I'll be on the next day, to give the Christmas cards then.
Bye Star!
Have fun with the fishies!
Bye Star,
I like fishes.
OMG MEMEMOIRES OF ME GOING TO AN AQUARIUM AND THINKING THE BIG FISHYS WOULD COME OUT FROM THE GLASS AND EATS ME UP AND OMG STAR I REALLY HOPE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO YOU :O:O
Anyway, now I've done that, I can actually talk!
Oops. Bye Star!
Had a hard time reading Lynxia's blog. When I tried to scroll down, the chrome app would crash. :/
I got lost in underwater tunnels, you know the glass ones? I was about five and just began wandering around XD
By Lav, you can call me Ember :) I adore Mycroft Holmes and I write fanfics.
Speaking of fanfics, guys, I need your help: I've been asked to do a Valdug drabble and I can't think of anything to write about. Ideas?
Robin, I thought you said underwear tunnels XD
I HAVE AN SP PENDANT, AND A CARD FROM THE IRREPRESSIBLE AND IT'S PERFECT OMG
I LOVE BECKLES SO MUCH c:
Sorry, not BY Lav, I meant HI Lav.
Oh, hi Ieni! Sorry, I didn't notice you. Were you there the whole time, or did you just come in?
a) what's a beckle?
b) Lucy! Valdug fanfic ideas?
Ah...that was very clever...
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I JUST REALISED - I MISSED LAVENDER OFF. AGHHHHHHH.
Damn D:
Ah...Robin that was clever...
I remember I walked into a mirror in a hall of mirrors once. It hurt.
IENI
I need help, seriously, I have about fifteen minutes.
Lavender - I was being distant, because I was finishing the thingy thingy WHICH I MISSED YOU OFF AND THIS IS A CRIME OMG I'M ACTUALLY SO SORRY DX
*sits on a boulder*
Hi!
Done that too Ieni xD It's not fun.
Yo Zath *nods*
Hmm? Help? What? You looking at me?
Hi Mist! Where'd ya get the boulder from?
Hi L!
Kay, Ember. :) Sorry, no ideas...
I've been to an aquarium in Japan before. It was nice, but not very fun.
HI L AND ZATH!
Zath, I like that boulder, that is a nice boulder.
Ieni: Yes, but technically no, since this is the internet.
I'm going to keep posting first until I get first. MUAUAHAHA
I went to the aquarium in Sydney.
There were Dugongs!
Okay, maybe not.
I went to an aquarium in Hawaii.
It was boring.
I like Aquariums
Or maybe I just don't like aquariums.
WHO WILL GET FIRST?
Though it's better when you're actually in the water with the pretty fishes. Did that in Egypt.
Hi Mist!
*looks at L and Ieni*
Missed me off from what?
I've never been to Hawaii. I've only been to England, Wales, Scotland and France...
NO ONE
First?
Hey Robin. *nods as well*
I got it from the boulder shop, Silver. It's just over there.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
MISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The thingy! I'm so sorry DX
THE DUGONGS WERE SO ADORABLE AND I KEPT CHASING THEM AROUND AS I WAS IN THE UNDERWATER TUNNELS AND THEIR FACES WERE SOOOOOOO CUTE AND I NEVER WANTED TO LEEEEEEEEEAVE AND THE KEEPERS/PEOPLE WHO TOOK CARE OF THEM WERE GIVING THEM LETTICE!!!
Hi Lav!
I'll try and add you...
Mwah!! September you can have the ded, I don't really want it.
Boulder shop? Where?
*wanders off*
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