Wayyyyyyy too busy to write a proper Blog thingy- you'll be happy to know that I am 13,320 words into Book 8- but can I just ask why I have so many Twitter followers?
I DON'T TWEET ANYTHING.
I don't even know how to re-tweet. Or do anything.
I also only follow two people- Gina Carano, who rarely tweets, and Ronda Rousey, who only stops tweeting when she's asleep.
In fact, on the run-up to her UFC debut in February, Ronda and her mum have organised this cool "feed the hungry" competition. Basically, you log on, answer some questions, and for every answer you get right, the advertisers on the site donate 10 grains of rice to the World Food Program. It's free, it's fun, you're helping people AND you're proving how much smarter you are than your fellow Minions.
How could you resist?
Go to Ronda's mum's blog (her mum is a Judo blackbelt... how cool is that?), follow the link and try your luck.
http://drannmaria.blogspot.com
Also, for all you Twitter people, could you take a picture of the Ronda Rousey mention in chapter 52 of KOTW and send it to her? I would, but I haven't a clue how. My genius lies in other areas. Like cookies.
And on an unrelated note...
Big congratulations to Em and Chase.
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«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 800 of 4963 Newer› Newest»If they'd gotten help from the eagles.
*?
If the eagles would've just flown them all the way to their destination.
yeah pretty much :P
Yes
That was in the HESHE of the LOTR.
yeah i saw tht one
and I was like
OMG THESE GUYS ARE GENIUSES
heh
BUT IT REALLY WOULD'VE WORKED!
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR!
but they wouldn't WALK
they would FLY
I can't believe they didn't think of that and at the end of the HESHE they said could you believe how long it would have taken us to walk.
HESHE?
yeah! one of us could've died!
Do you know that if a pregnant women needs to go to the toilet she's allowed use a policemans helmet?
It's an English law.
HISHE
Are you serious?
Of sorry it's HISHE
how it should have ended.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yqVD0swvWU
It's an obscure law very few people know about.
I'd say they'd be reluctant to give up their helmet though.
that's actually.....REALLY funny...
:D
I'm not lying now.
Florida laws:
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children.
But they'd have to you could say " I need to pee in the name of the law."
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
Aww.
But what if I get a good price for them?
: )
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
; p
Ha.
That's funny.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
I think I might faint. I think i will...im just in compkete and utter shock. My nephew had to slap me
Why?
SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH A PORCUPINE??? SERIOUSLY?!?!?
i wanna become a law maker now..
She might be in Derek's next book
PORCUPINE?????
All right, what have I missed??!
Showering while naked is considered an offense...*shakes head sadly*
I love these funny laws.
Yeah, I heard about the next book thing. I wanna be in the next book too!
Ember, read the page.
We should come up with obscure rules for Blogland.
Showering while naked?
And yet you can have a sexual relationship with a porcupine.
LOGIC.
.... I've broken too many laws...
crap
TELL NO ONE OF WHAT I HAVE DONE!
EXACTLY.
1. No sexual relationships with porcupines
Ember, no having sexual relations with a prcupine is illegal.
Oh btw.... Hi Ember :P
Any oranges over one pound are banned from being eaten after six o clock.
I just realised that. It should STAY illegal.
Hi Juby-G! (don't worry, I won't call you that ever again)
Are we doing blogland rules now?
This is actually quite hard.
Daytona Beach(Scott in Florida)
The molestation of trash cans is banned.
Maintaining a car on your property which is no longer in use is prohibited.
Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn’t capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.
good...
*city
No furniture making while nude.
1. No sexual relationships with porcupines.
2. No sleeping after 10 P.M at night.
3. Wigs with purple polka dots are not allowed on Fridays.
4. Every time you eat, you must perform a hula dance while you say Grace.
5. Your profile picture must not include a sleeping badger.
6. You cannot drink tea while wearing yoga pants.
7. Every post must start and end with a letter or punctuation mark.
It is illegal to sell a toy with over five legs.
Im still...you have no idea. My words only can describe
Dammit Ember! I've broken all of those!
8. No maintenance work must be done on Mondays, unless you can do origami really well.
Illegal to fart in a public place after 6pm on Thursday.
It's OK Zaf...
hehe
Destin(another city in Florida)
It is illegal for an owner of a store to allow another person to pass out free ducklings in front of the store.
Destin states that a cat that viciously chases passers-by is a ‘bad cat’.
If you wish to go swimming in the ocean, get dressed in your hotel room.
Torpedoes may not be set off in the city
If you like to love to ride your bicycle in Destin, don’t lean it up against a tree in a cemetery.
It is illegal to drive over graves in a cemetery.
If you notice an ice-cream man attempting to sell his cold concoctions in a cemetery, call the police immediately, for that is illegal.
9. You can't wear a hat unless your name is Mick Jagger.
10. Don't feed a cow tissue paper in January.
It is illegal to dress ken dolls in Barbie clothes.
YES!!!!!
Sorry guys....I just need to compose myself. I have found respect for Derek now, higher then before
*faints*
There quite obsessed with cemeteries.
12. You may not have a Blogfight if the volcano is erupting
it's illegal to take a lion to the movies in Maryland...
It is illegal to pee in the lake drunk sober is fine.
It is illegal for you to wear polyester after 1pm on Sunday.
Seriously?!
13. Laughing excessively while Derek is online will be punished with licking your elbow.
It is illegal to give trolls zombies elves or any other magical or non magical animal cigarets.
"What is this?"
Valkyrie scowled. "It's your new present."
"Yes, I know, but why would you get me a computer?"
"Because it's Christmas, Skulduggery."
"I know that too, but why would you get me a COMPUTER?"
"You don't have a computer."
"I don't need one."
"Yes you do, everyone does."
"All right, fine. I'll learn how to use this computer."
"Good skeleton," said Valkyrie, and left him to it.
That night, Skulduggery had just learnt how to surf the web when he saw something.
Something called Fanfiction.
"What's fanfiction?" he wondered out loud, and he clicked on it. He clicked on 'Books', and then noticed his own name.
"Hm," he said. "I think I'll go look at that."
Derek, You better put Zaf in your book...
Or else... I think that we should b worried for her health....
It is illegal to rescue someone if they are in their nightclothes.
You may not be eaten by a shark while in the lake, under pain of death.
I'm going to collect all these, btw.
A profile picture may not have excessive profanity
It is illegal to sell ones body parts to anyone who has three feet and five eyes.
And it is illegal to hang male and female clothing on the one washing line.
It is illegal to kill Bigfoot with your bare hands.
Yes!
You may not sell a single sock for over $20
Ember did you say you lived in Singapore?
You may not Kill Jubi
Perhaps He is still amongst us, watching us from behind a screen far on the other side of the Earth. Hello? Hello? Are you there, Golden God, the sun which lightens all Life?
It's past 4 in the morning there...
yeah... I don't think that he's ther..
A toothbrush and tooth paste may not be sold to the same customer in three consecutive days.
Im going to be up so late tomorrow night...
I can never fall asleep on Christmas Eve til like two, and then I wake up at six...
Hello? Hello? Are you there? Golden God, the sun that lights all Life? Perhaps he is, watching from afar? Hello? Hello?
It is illegal to use books as door jambs, wipes or any other degrading tasks.
Yep I live in Singapore... and I'm going to go now!!! BYE!
*umbrella swing*
It is illegal to sell a smoothie with lumps in it.
Kessie, That's EXACTLY what I do
Definitely.
Nothing may be said to be as good as Skulduggery Pleasant.
Because on this website it said chewing gum is illegal there.
Bye Ember!
It is illegal to get a tree drunk.
Bye ember.
Huh. My comments aren't appearing. How odd.
What. The. Censored.
Eden's. How do you get a TREE drunk?
(is that a real law?)
LYING TECHNOLOGY! Clearly my comment was not published! I cannot see it! Lies! Sinning deviltool! I will make much a joy from burning you in the fireplace!
erm... americanminion.... are you ok?
Nope I made it up.
*watches AMR in amusement*
Most of what I said is true in some places.
Eden, oh, ok. If it were real...!
Msd, low battery.
Hey guys! I'm on until 12.
Or 5 on Blogtime.
Same, Sevpie, unless my thing dies.
Hi!
Im going to bed hopefully xD night
What's up with you insane people?
It's alright, everyone! I just could not see my commments in the APPLE version of this page! (via ipad) I simply had to enter the SANE way to view this page.
No need to get excited!
Anyway, those are some strange laws. Or whatever. Didn't really read back . . . . Anyway, I'll be going now! Don't expect be to contribute to this conversation anymore!
I bet you ten (insert your currency here) that you just read this sentence!
Adios!
Hey Persephone!
Nothin much.
Night, Grand Mage!
Sevpie, not much, just that... I MIGHT BE IN ONE OF THE BOOKS!
Zaf's freaking out cuz she might be an elder in a book...
ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO.
I'm still in shock.
I've learned to keep it in, because I don't have permission to be on here, so I end up completely going into shock for hours whenever he Blogspeaks.
Why might you be in one of the books?
I asked if I could be killed in the war because I was on the Americsn side as Administrator. He said maybe.
Derek came on and then they were all trying to get him to put him in one of his books
Because Derek was on and I had asked him when I met him at a signing.
We swamped him with character profiles...
OH MI GOD
MERLIN IS COMING OUT TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Hyperventilation*
NOOOO!!!! WHY WASN'T I ONNNN??????
DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!
CAN I PLEASE BE AT LEAST MENTIONED IN BOOK 8 OR 9????
OR A SHORT STORY????
Pretty please?
Twitter.
A strange world...
HI!
I wanted to tell you... but you weren't on your email...
Hey Miss Cain!
Hey miss Cain.
Hi Miss Cain!
Jubi, what time was this? I was probably watching Xmas movies with my family.
Hi Miss Cain!
Wbd.
Subway Surfing...
I just going to say goodnight now I case I fall aslee
PBS
Seph, I don't know... around 8-9...
What the hell
Ignore the last bit
Oh my golden god.
I'm lying in bed listening to music and talking to you guys, and my sister just walked right by to go to the bathroom. Brewery close call.
*Veeeeeeery
haha!
I do that all the time.
Except I'm always last to go to bed.
*to bed in our family.
No. I couldve DIED.
Like a month ago, I forced myself to leave Blogland for complicated reasons, and I went into some sort of withdrawal. I lasted two days.
I remember that! And it was more like one day.
Kessie how did yo live??
Miss Cain, lately I never go to sleep before midnight, so I'm always up the latest as well.
Yeah I always go to sleep like.... really late.. and it's annoying when I have to wake up the next day...
Jubi, and for one of those days my best friend wasn't talking to me(same complicated reason). It was AWFUL.
SAME.
I tried going to bed last night before midnight.
I failed and fell asleep around 1 a.m.
Aww, Derek did mention Em and Chase in the end!
Sevpie, nah, it was two. I remember very vividly staying up one night stalking the comments and forcing myself to stay away from the log in button.
niiiccee
Im not really here, Im just popping in.
Hey Cali!
Hi Cal!
Hi Cal!
Hi Cal!
TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY
FALALALALAA
LALA LA LA
SUMTUH SUMTHIN SUMTHIN SUMTHIN
FALALALALA LALA LA LA
Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
Bye! I've got to go now.
Bye Sevpie!
byyyeee!!!!!!!!
*sings/hims Guarded*
*hums
Bye Sev!
*pulls out candy cane*
*Starts eating*
Oh, Miss Cain, your profile pic is epic!
*steals candy cane*
it looks like the Santa-Valkyrie of DOOM
You don't want that Kessie. I've already been sucking on it...
Dundundun!
*waits for Mara to cone suck my face off with a vacuum*
Ew! *throws candy cane in volcano*
*pulls out new candy cane and begins eating again*
*throws Jubi in volcano*
HEY!!!
*calls Clementine*
*Clementine flies in and saves me*
HA!
Thanks Kessie!
And Jubi, I guess it does...
Still distant, also...
*Clementine breathes fire on Kessie*
*brings up symbol shield*
Clementine! Don't be mean!
*should no longer be distant...*
...hopefully.
Yay!
Whereas I'm now extremely msd because of low charge.
oh... THEN CHARGE YOUR BATTERY!
I can't because of something screwed up with whee you put your headphones in, so I had to get something that you attach to your headphones and plug into the place where you charge it. So I can't listen to music and charge it at the same time, and I dont WANT to turn off my music.
well then ...
Fair enough.
Yeah. And I'm usually gone by now anyway.
*eyes comment count*
*Jumps into lake with Clementine*
wait... can ponies swim??
Bah humbug to social media sites.
And oh gosh...I didn't think the title said 'twits' at first. -_-
Les Miserable is out in TWO DAYS!!! (In my area at least)
#randomintrusionbyalurkerO_o
(>^.^)>Merry Holidays to Ya'll<(^.^<)
You too, Kim!
And now I have to go.
Be back later....
Bye!
Yes, Jubi, they can.
Hi Kimberly! Can I calk you Kim?
ByeMiss Cain!
*Clementine starts swimming around and then turns into a dolphin*
GAH! SHE'S A DOLPHIN!!!
uno!
UNO!
HEHE yay!
crap...
WHAT/WHO DO I DED TO????
Lol
I have to go now...
Bye! Merry Christmas, all!
BYE KESSIE!
i dedicate this page to....
Clementine my flying horse dolphin...
Adios Kes! Feel free to call me whatever btw, I'm pretty indifferent.
hi kimberly!
have we met before??
Possibly, but I mainly lurk in these parts of the Internet now. But I'm on Christmas break so possibly more time for chatting and time wasting! Yay!!
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