Wayyyyyyy too busy to write a proper Blog thingy- you'll be happy to know that I am 13,320 words into Book 8- but can I just ask why I have so many Twitter followers?
I DON'T TWEET ANYTHING.
I don't even know how to re-tweet. Or do anything.
I also only follow two people- Gina Carano, who rarely tweets, and Ronda Rousey, who only stops tweeting when she's asleep.
In fact, on the run-up to her UFC debut in February, Ronda and her mum have organised this cool "feed the hungry" competition. Basically, you log on, answer some questions, and for every answer you get right, the advertisers on the site donate 10 grains of rice to the World Food Program. It's free, it's fun, you're helping people AND you're proving how much smarter you are than your fellow Minions.
How could you resist?
Go to Ronda's mum's blog (her mum is a Judo blackbelt... how cool is that?), follow the link and try your luck.
http://drannmaria.blogspot.com
Also, for all you Twitter people, could you take a picture of the Ronda Rousey mention in chapter 52 of KOTW and send it to her? I would, but I haven't a clue how. My genius lies in other areas. Like cookies.
And on an unrelated note...
Big congratulations to Em and Chase.
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Okay Fabi *hugs*
Hi Snow
If....you want. I know it is guarenteed to work no matter what he did to his soul because its been done
*teleports back to lea, cut and bruised with all the anger finally gone* ((fab, you choose if young you is still around))
Lea: *runs up to Snow* what the hell happened?!
*smiles slightly* i hit a tree. over and over and over...
I want him to stay dead for a bit. He never gets,any peace with all those names, so yeah. Might aswell let him take advantage of it for a whilr. And ic he's had a holiday, he might ve less ready to mill himself as soon as he comes bacj. Because bringing him back is a short-term solution. We need to make sure he doesn't want to do it again.
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(( okay, bye fab. i'll just assume that young you is out "making people happy"))
((He's still with a demon though
I'm not sure about life yet, but he shouldn't be in hell. Which, again- none of you as of now are touching my demons))
Bye Fabi! Hi Snow!
Wbd, msd
Hi.
Lea: you... hit a tree?
*nods and tries to laugh* i hit a tree. it had it coming.
Hi Saph! *hugs*
Okay Kessie
(( hey saphy))
Lea: ... you hit a tree?
yes, lea! i hit a bloody tree... well, it wasn't bloody when i first started hitting it, but it is now...
Lea: god you are weird.
*nods* that i am. *flops onto the couch* now would you mind helping me heal?
Lea: yeah... oh, Yeah! *goes and gets a medical kit*
*hugs Snow* Haven't seen you in ages :)
Nuu! Don't hit trees! It's bad for the environment ;P
((Keep in mind, also, that there is no way any of you would know it is I who has just died in the roleplay.))
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(( XD snow went of in a... mood... so she got her anger out by hitting a tree))
(
...
...
Stalkerfish))
(( *off ))
*looks at the kid*
Well shit
*looks at Wave Runner* Fair point...
Gtg, bye!
((Hello, all those who have recently arrived, and goodbye, all those who have recently departed.))
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*lea starts working on snow's wounds, shaking his head*
Bye Kessie! *hugs*
Hey Deathy, Star, Ari and Adra :)
i g2g D: byee all. i may be back))
((Hello Death, hello Sapphire, and goodbye Snow.))
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Bye you two..
Hmm.
*nods and hauls the body onto her back* OFF TO THE CRYOCHAMBERS!
*nods* We need him preserved until we find his family..
((OH WAIT HI DEATH! WHOA I DIDNT KNOW WHAT WAS YOU
yeah I don't read names, I look at pictures
Faulty system))
Okay.
I've calmed.
I'm RP-ing with this really awesome person who I can't remember on CS...))
((*ROSE
FUCK))
((That is good to hear, Death.))
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*wheezes* Oh gods you weigh eighty thousand... Ah *stumbles along*
(*Snickers at Adra* Nice going there...
*Mentally hugs Niccolò because he hates hugs* Mmm... It's a good RP... I'm happy again...))
*looks at the door of the lab* *sighs, and the rocks move as she stumbles in*
*finds a table on wheels and puts the person on it* *rolls towards a back room*
JESUS DIDJA EAT CONCRETE OR SOMETHIN?
((Although I am sorry you have to move me, I'll admit I find this quite amusing, Adra.))
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Bye Snowy! *hugs* Wbd.
*Watches roleplay with interest*
((I'm cracking up what do you mean))
*glares at the kid*
*works on flipping him over and stitches the wound up* to be clear, chile, this is only because if you bleed out, Imma have a lot of work to do..
Now. *pushes the cart through a pair of doors* TO THE SECRET CHAMBERS!
(I'm dying too. Niccolò, I think you ought to suddenly burst out laughing then die again, just to freak Adra out...))
((Kk Saph!))
*goes down many confusing and winding hallways* *stops at another set of doors and goes through again- it's chilly in this room* *metal tubes line the walls*
*to the guy*
We have arrived at my cadaver storage. I'll be sure to not a accidentally use you in my research, but no guarantees.
I kid.
*opens a tube and works on setting it up, small-talking with the kid*
((Adra would laugh as well for what it's worth))
((I might have done that, actually, although if I was to do so now she'd have foreseen it. It remains, however, quite an amusing suggestion.))
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((Ads can I text you? I got something I need to wrk out with you))
*looks at the cryotube, then the kid back and forth*
*nods*
In ya go! *struggles to lift up the kid and puts him in the cryotube, facing the wall*
Ah, shit. Wrong way.
*struggles to flip him over*
(I would probably blow up the entire building...)
((Yes, but if it's ridiculous or like, unnecessary I might not answer back
Or if it escalates))
(Niccolo, get on Ari's email for a sec...
*Dies of laughter* Why does the c and the x butting had to be so close...?))
(( i am ghosting... might occasionally post... probably send lea on some fun adventure whiles snow runs from the law and tries to heal))
*her phone rings*
HEEEAAATTTTT OF THE MOMENT
SHUT UP PHONE I KILLED A STRANGER *throws it into the hall*
*adjusts the kid*
This is why it sucks to be short.
*puts all the bindings on so he's upright and shuts the door, typing words into it*
((Alright.))
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((In 3 quarters, whats the denominator? i just had a brainfart moment and said 2...))
*struggles to get the cryotube off the table and when it does, it lands on her toes* *curses, falling over*
*curses*
*works on getting it back into its stand and limps back to the med bay*
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Snow; 4.
Adra; I just cracked up reading this XD
((I just chopped off China's hand. Oops))
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((I just feel awful now))
((Lol Fabi omg))
*drinks half a bottle of vodka in one, and then takes a pain leaf for her foot*
*opens her computer and searches*
((Please try not to, Zafira.))
#ChaseForBook9
*uploads a picture of the kid from her security cameras and puts it through the databases, slowly going through each article*
((*hugs Coco legit balling* I emailed why)$
*hugs Zaf*
Adra; how do you smuggle so much vodka around? I can't seem to get it past the Cleavers...
Fabigail! *glomps* Ah, China can regenerate ;) Did I ever mention that I really ship Chinduggery?
((Heh... I tried adding toothpick fingers, but that didn't really work, so she's holding a rectangle. Actually, it's a book. [Nods]))
#ChaseForBook9
Second day of my holidays and I got sick.
Wey hey
(Guys, I've had a tough week and I didn't want to burden you all with it. But tonight I just realised how messed up my week has mad me.
So I'm taking a few days away from everything and really sort my head out. I'll be away from the blog, twitter and facebook. Any RPs I had started are now on pause until I feel that I'm ready to come back.
I hope you all understand and I love you all x)
I pay for it, Saph.
*puts baroque on the record player* *hums*
Where's Sir? I need someone to bug.
Or talk to.
Cadavers suck at small talk.
*combs through more and more records*
((Of course, Emerald. I hope you are able to do some good for yourself.
Aretha has responded, Zafira. Please try to calm yourself.))
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((Sorry, Mara!!!
I'm sorry, Em *hugs* I hope you are alright and I do hope you feel better- shoot me an email if you need to as well
Be good hun xx *hugs*))
((*huggles em*))
I love you too, Em *hugs* Part of me wants to explain why you should tell us everything. We won't break. But at the same time, I know that I do exactly the same thing and I don't want to upset you by trying to get you to stay. I know that feeling like you're making your friends and family miserable (even if they'd rather you did) isn't the best mindset when you're going through tough times. So relax, think, have a good cry and then come back to your family. We'll always be here for you. Love you too xxx
*drinks the other half of the bottle, still reading*
((*sighs* Niccolò I don't think any Minion managed what I did tonight.))
That dead man must be someone who shifts forms like because we don't know him so therefore there must be a person who is suicidal and would do this.
Aw, poor Mara *hands her a Mars Bar and a packet of Jaffas, because Jaffas make everything better*
*hugs Em* I hope you're okay. Talk to you soon. xx
*hugs Saph* Thanks :)
Or he's a regular guy, Zaf
*yawns* mmm.
*clicks on a few more articles*
(Also, Zaf- bear in mind that RP you has no idea about this and stuff... I doubt that you'd just say that, Y'know? Idk. 0.o))
((Mara go to bed))
*pulls her computer closer, leaning back in the chair*
*hums "Heart of the Appaloosa"*
(Of course, Emmy. *Huggles* Be safe.))
((Okay, Em [hugs] Good luck.))
((I hope you feel better soon, Mara.))
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*realizes how tipsy she is* oooooopppssssss
*continues to go through articles*
((If I appear and disappear, please don't be offended. I still feel really... Off-balance at the moment.))
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((Well I ain't sitting around. I do now))
No something...I feel off. Look who is suicidal enough to not want us to know they died? Niccolò, myself, Ari, Javier....Trip it could be anyone. *hits head on wall* Croatoan where are you??
*finally sees something that looks like it fits, and a picture from not that long ago* *nods, absorbing the information* Cool...
*shuts her computer and nearly falls down*
He was here yesterday. Dude. Calm down. I wanna hit you. Trip was gone for a week and you're freaking our more than me
((Kay Fabi))
Fabi; Okay :)
Adra; Please get drunker. It's amusing ;)
Mara, it's blogtime for you, right?
IM NOT DRUNK IM...
selectively sober
What if its Niccolò?! Adra you know me, I can't stand losing him look DNA testing we gotta seriously at least if it isnt someone we know we can move on but Niccolò its my criteria for the man that is! He would want to die and not tell us we got to find out ok? For my sanity
Fine.
We can do DNA.
But I'm telling you, chill. Breathe.
*disappears for about ten minutes*
(That picture in his signature...
www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=66851
))
((My night: Niccolò died, argued with Derek Landy, oh and now my best friend told me to go die))
*comes back with a little petri dish*
I don't assume you have a piece of hair of his? So I can compare.
((I'm sorry, Zaf))
*hugs Zaf* Wait, Derek was on?
*looks down at my shirt* Well my hair sure as hell isn't this dark and I havent...*gives hair* Hasta be his its too dark for my family
Woah it's 1:18am
I feel sick again unff
How the hell
How
The
*sings* HIIIGGGHHHWAY TO HELL
*air guitars*
Marsies! *cuddles her bby* Try to sleep
Mara, dear cannibal sister. Try turning off everything electronic and reading for half an hour, until the effects of a backlight have worn off. Then try to go to sleeeep.
((I havent any idea what I did wrong! I mean she asked me about my mom picking us up i said no confirming what my mo said last werk and she had a go at me saying shit i mean really? Excuse me i didnt do shit and I dont need to get yelled at by an insensitive idiot i fucking go to great measures for Derek to Skype us for her and i get this? Hell if Nikki and Celine werent onna be there i'd ask to do it a different day without her if i get this because i went beyond ad did this for her
((That's pretty shitty, Zaf...))
*puts both samples on different slides and looks under her high-powered microscope*
((I may go to bed early I may. Just tonight sucked. It did I argued with Landy hell I did and I hate myself for it but someone needed to say it how it is))
*watches quietly*
((Yeah... That's pretty rough :/ ))
*sighs* Well... *focuses with her lens* *hums an absent tune*
*Ruffles Zaf's hair* Nevermind, name-twin. Remember that profile pic Fabi had once? Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.
I love that
QUOTEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Adra; Me too :D I posted it on Facebook and it got more likes than any other picture I've ever put up.
Whats going on? I...*scared*
*falls backwards off her chair* ollkwwwjz
My elbow hurtssa
(*Mutter* *Mutter* Stupid Facebookians... *Mutter* *Mutter*))
*Rolls eyes* Maybe Zaf should be doing the DNA testing while you sip coffee and move slowly back towards sobriety.
*moans, getting to one hand, her shoulder limp* *takes the DNA sample and the hair sample and puts it in a large machine*
*starts it up and giggles* weeeee
*her arm jostles around*
((Facebooks a bitch))
((Now she's yelling at Derek....oh for fucks sake. Someone with Twitter if you follow @MevolentSoldier you will find the legit yelling at him over nothing, as of now I have no idea why she's asking him to kill me off over this.))
(*Bitch slap annoying Princess stuck up... *Mutter* Zaf's person*))
Ignore bad stuff on Facebook. It's just people using it as a shield. And Zaf, everything will be fine. If Derek does kill you off, it won't be because of an argument with you, it'll be to enhance the plot.
((Rose go on I dare you go look at it! She legit told me tagging Derek in it to go die and asked him to kill me off...I may message him via Skype tomorrow and explain I legit don't know why she's doing this... What does she want he's taking time out of his day to speak to her because of me and she has a go at him? He didn't do anytging but freakin be himself ugh she's a fool))
((That's... Stupid))
*worms around*
((Zaf I dunno if he wants to hear any more..))
(If I ever go to America, she will be the first one I slap.))
((I don't think he needs to be part of it I mean he didn't even do anything go look I mean she's adding him in this for no reason! I mean I haven't any idea why she would add him in if he isn't even part of this he doesn't need to be involved and I didn't add him in. I don't need to and you know what I may seriously just invite Nikki and Celine over one day and do this if I get the treatment like that.
Mmm, it's probably not a good idea to complain to Derek. Is she doing this on the Facebook page?
Also, do you know any Bloglandians San Fran way?
((Thanks Rose it means a lot. I really need to go report her to guidance she needs help))
((Twitter legit tweeted him telling me to go fucking die and shit))
((He's our idol.... A little respect, yo.))
*crawls across the room and walks to Saph*
Saph..
Saph..
My arm.,
It's dislocated
(Oh my fucking Gawd...))
((Rose? I mean you can't make dis up its legit...))
(*Hugs Zaf tightly* Oh my god...))
((*hugs* You saw it I assume?
((Again- I doubt Derek really wants to talk to you or Vinette or anyone right now. Saying it as it is, the vibe I go is that he was a little fed up... So- I'd leave it for a bit))
*Stares at Adra* *Curses* You're kidding me, right?
*Waves hand to bring chair sailing over* Sit. And I hope you've drunk at least a bucket of alcohol, because not much else could help with that kind of pain.
Which arm?
((Thats why if you notice I haven't replied to her. I don't know what's been said past the shovel one and the paying him to kill me off and again, I still haven't any idea where he came into play
I felllllkk *sits* It's my right arm...£|!!\
ANSI had a bottle of of of vodka
Well, I just gagged for twenty minutes. That wws eventful.
I CAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEPP
((*hugs Mara* You need to relax and clear your mind.. Did you tell your parents?))
Adra...omg calm. ((I think Ari left I may go soon jusy because i need to go cry myself to sleep and if any of you follow Derek he did say he isnt mad at me
(( HELLOOO))
((Yeah she probs left a bit ago))
((Hi Snosef))
Yeah. Mam knows.
Dthrgehfhtraetha
(( hi ady))
((Okay just try to relax your muscles and keep your lights off... Drink tiny tiny sips of water, like- teaspoons... Yeah. Staring at an iPod doesn't help))
*swings her legs while sitting*
*huggles Zaf* I hope you feel better soon.
Mara; :( I hate it when you just can't sleep... maybe to feel more comfortable, arrange the pillows so that you're on an angle. It might help your stomach.
Adra; *Shakes head* A whole bottle? *Drops to her knees and examines your shoulder* Well. I think I can do it. Find something to squeeze and take a deep breath.
*Gets a grip on her arm* Ready?
By the way, I've never had any medical training :P
Go! *twists arm*
*snow mutters as she's half asleep* lea, you might want to get some more leaves, you've only got, like... 3 left...
Lea: oh, yay... *kisses snow's forehead* okay *walks out front door*
It's an iPad actually
Sorry I get sarcastic when I'm tired
Thanks *hugs*
((Ah well...*sighs* the sad thing is Vinette got jealous she didnt meet Derek when I did and I said: look make Skype ill add you in and she refused and I said that I cant have you over its before noon my mom has a rule i cant have friends over before noon unless its a sleep over and you know as wel as i do that rule so i gave her the option she said no so now its no longer my fault i asked she said no then she hets mad he rarely speaks to her well she curses him yeah i wouldnt and she gets mad he added me on Skype but i did it ao i could call him at her party! So where did i go wrong?
OOOOOOOPOOOWWWWWWWWWWW *accidentally kicks Saph'y leg*
((Do it Maraaa))
*laughs so hard it hurts*
((where are you adra and saph?))
Thanks Saph *hugs*
...
Directioners are strange people.
I'd comment a post from tumblr (or tumblah as I like to call it) but... it's... ahm... a slight little teeny bit graphic ish not really but still
((My laaabbbb))
((kay))
Lea: *knocks on the door of adra's lab*
WAIT I CAN'T KEEP MY LIGHTS OFF
I'm terrified of the dark
Dopey Mara. *facepalms*
Idk I'll probably fall asleep sooner or later
Knowing mam she'll let me sleep in tomorrow anyway
*actually finishes the DNA testing as Adra is way too drunk* Fuck fuck fuckedy fuck fucked its Croatoan....*collapses into a ball balling*
come INNNNNN
(K meeeeeeeerra)
Zaffffff I put them in that *points to the machine where the samples arrrr* for anaaanananananananalyeesis
Snow! *hugs* And I don't actually know XD I'm just relocating her arm.
Zaf; Well, it's nice to see you laughing again :D
Mara; S'okay :) Just take care of yourself.
*Yells out and resists the urge to kick Adra back* *Takes a step back and rubs her shins, wincing*
I hate you right now.
*Straightens up and goes back to Adra's shoulder, placing layers of healing balm and wrapping it in cotton bandages* Here. These bandages are soaked in a special fluid that will take away the pain and leave you with barely a bruise, provided you keep STILL.
Lea: *walks in* erm... hi... snow asked.. well, told, me to get some more pain-leaf-things... do you have any or know where i can get some?
*stares forward, shifting her weight a lot*
Adra you drunken thing I figured it out and I know who the man was, Niccolò. I ought to kill you I really should YOU KILLED CROATOAN!!!! *buries head in hands legit balling* YOU KILLED HIM
YAH! *pushes Saph at Lea*
Heh
Pain LEAf
Oops. First China's hand, now Skulduggery's arm...
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IT'S IN HIS DNA
D D D DNA
i might as well read after
just to pass the time
((Zaf
Uh
There is no way in hell you would have known that))
Lea: what? *looks at adra's arm* are you alright? well, i mean, youlre obviously not but... are you?
Fabroo did you do it to the doctor's hand
((Whatever look I'm trying as I'm done k I'm going to bed I just need to I had the worst night ever))
*giggles* LEAf
Lea: oh god... is she drunk or something? ((wbd, msd))
((I cant...I would stay but I wanna save Coco none of you guys are gonna atm and well Ari poofed I'm crying irl tomorrow ok? Night
((*pokes*))
((I may go soon aswell, sooooo))
((I'm tired of hearing it... That's why I'm not here...))
((That, and the pumpkin))
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(( FIRSSSTTTT... i'll write my ded and post it later))
NO
IM SELECTIVELY SOBER YOU PRICK
Pumkinnnn
"There comes a day when you realize turning the page is the best feeling in the world, because you realize there is so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on."
- Zayn Malik
Aw Zayn ily
(( i g2g, BYE!! *huggles all and pokes fabi's skul and china*))
Bye Zaf
Lea; She has a dislocated shoulder. And yes, she drunk about a litre of vodka. *Rubs eyes* I saw some pain leaves over there *points* *Lowers her voice* Can you do me a favour? Zaf needs someone, but I can barely think right now. I had a mind battle, and it completely wore me out.
Fabi; Ooh! Ooh! I'll have his arm!
Meera I just read that and it made no sense... Hang on-
*rereads*
OOOOOHHHH
BYE SNOW
OY
Bye Snowy! *hugs*
*nods a lot*
One Direction have the most amazing quotes ever
SAPPHY! *stretches her arms up to her* BRING ME TO MY COUCH
((Heh... No. I should probably do a Doctor pumpkin some time, though.))
((Bye Snow))
((Saph, too late. I already stuck it back on with a toothpick))
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"you tetra titted tosser"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
aaood :')
FABIIIII *hugs*
((That's pretty metal Fabi
Ahhahhhhhuyyyyyy meera))
MARAAAA [hugs]
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"It only takes a second to call a girl fat, and she'll spend a lifetime starving herself. Think before you act."
- Harry Styles
Whoa 0.0
Fabs; Dammit :P
Mara; They have SO MANY QUOTES.
Adra; Fine *gently wraps her arms around Adra and carries her to her couch* Rest, okay dear? *tucks a blanket around her*
"We all have a choice; to live, or exist."
- Harry Styles
"Dreams are like stars. You may never touch them, but if you follow them, they can lead you to your destiny."
- Liam Payne
SORRY I'M ON A ROLL
Msd, sorry.
*softly* Weeeee
*grabs Saph's hand* I killed someone because they asked me to. *eyes wide* *nods a lot* *yawns and stretches, curling up and slumbering*
"Live fast, have fun, and be a bit mischievous."
- Louis Tomlinson
"I'd rather be a boy and play with paper planes, than be a man and play with a woman's heart."
- Niall Horan
:")
Okay I think I may or may not be feeling very sick right now so I think I'll leave now nanite xx
((Bye Mara! Sleep well!
I am going too! Bye!))
((Bye....))
((Hugs people))
((Tries to turn ideas, feelings and colors into words))
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((I just finished my pumpkin after at least four hours of working on it. It contains Ghastly, Tanith, China, Skulduggery, Val and Fletcher. Be amazed.))
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