Wayyyyyyy too busy to write a proper Blog thingy- you'll be happy to know that I am 13,320 words into Book 8- but can I just ask why I have so many Twitter followers?
I DON'T TWEET ANYTHING.
I don't even know how to re-tweet. Or do anything.
I also only follow two people- Gina Carano, who rarely tweets, and Ronda Rousey, who only stops tweeting when she's asleep.
In fact, on the run-up to her UFC debut in February, Ronda and her mum have organised this cool "feed the hungry" competition. Basically, you log on, answer some questions, and for every answer you get right, the advertisers on the site donate 10 grains of rice to the World Food Program. It's free, it's fun, you're helping people AND you're proving how much smarter you are than your fellow Minions.
How could you resist?
Go to Ronda's mum's blog (her mum is a Judo blackbelt... how cool is that?), follow the link and try your luck.
http://drannmaria.blogspot.com
Also, for all you Twitter people, could you take a picture of the Ronda Rousey mention in chapter 52 of KOTW and send it to her? I would, but I haven't a clue how. My genius lies in other areas. Like cookies.
And on an unrelated note...
Big congratulations to Em and Chase.
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«Oldest ‹Older 2601 – 2800 of 4963 Newer› Newest»You are wrong, fucked, and overrated
I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault
This is the end of everything
You are the end of everything
I haven't slept since I woke up and found my whole life was a lie, motherfucker
This is the end of everything
You are the end of everything!
Shallow skin
I can paint with pain
I mark the trails on my arms with your disdain
Everyday it's the same - I love, you hate
But I guess I don't care any more
Fix my problems with the blade
While my eyes turn from blue to gray
God, the worst thing happened to me today
But I guess I don't care anymore
You are wrong, fucked, and overrated
I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault
This is the end of everything
You are the end of everything
I haven't slept since I woke up and found my whole life was a lie, motherfucker
This is the end of everything
You are the end of everything!
My flaws are the only thing left that's pure
Can't really live, can't really endure
Everything I see reminds me of her
God I wish I didn't care anymore
The more I touch, the less I feel
I'm lying to myself that it's not real
Why is everybody making such a big fucking deal?
I'm never gonna care anymore
You are wrong, fucked, and overrated
I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault
This is the end of everything
You are the end of everything
I haven't slept since I woke up and found my whole life was a lie, motherfucker
This is the end of everything
You are the end of everything!
You're wrong and overrated
I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault
This is the end of everything
You are the end of everything
I haven't slept since I woke up and found my whole life was a lie, motherfucker
This is the end of everything
You are the end of everything!
STOP HER!
What the hell am I doing?
Is there anyone left in my life?
What the fuck was I thinking?
Anybody want to tell me I'm fine?
Where the hell am I going?
Do I even need a reason to hide?
I am only betrayed
I am only conditioned to DIE!
You are wrong, fucked, and overrated
I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault
This is the end of everything
You are the end of everything
I haven't slept since I woke up and found my whole life was a lie, motherfucker!
This is the end of everything
You are the end of everything
You're wrong and overrated
I think I'm gonna be sick and it's your fault
This is the end of everything
You are the end of everything
I haven't slept since I found out my whole life was a lie!
This is the end of everything
You are the end of everything!
You are the end of everything!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv4oJyd_Sts&list=PLTslNdjmKxFvz82_82YflzFzAn1Nltzi7&index=42
Was thinking of this song when everyone was saying they just didn't care anymore today. :)
Still one of my favourite songs. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
YES!
LET'S EAT TRIP!!!
:)
#ChaseForBookNine
Come now, Trip has done nothing to deserve being eaten.
Back xx
Hmm.
*considers*
I want to pace around my bedroom, but that will probably hurt.
*weighs positives against negatives*
*decides to pace, because it doesn't actually hurt that bad*
#ChaseForBookNine
Welcome back, Chione.
@Sir: WELL NEITHER HAVE THE CABBAGES.
@Dragona: Probably not. Homeworkkkkkkk. :(
#ChaseForBookNine
Hey Sir :)
Oh hey yeah hi- let's not do that, thanks.
And Aretha said "knock yourself out". I did.
*teleports beside Adra*
Who's eating Trip? Cause I am pretty hungry.
#ChaseForBook9
((I SAY WE SHOULD EAT TRIP. STAR, WE CAN EAT HIM TOGETHER. :)))
#ChaseForBook9
Please, let us not be ridiculous. If one deserves to be eaten merely because one is food, then I should have eaten all of you a long, long time ago.
*gives them all murderous looks*
Hi Ari I now shall haunt Coco! MUHAHAH
Grand Theft Auto is like one of the best games ever for messing around.
The airport is patrolled by police officers, and then I just went and stole a van in front of some, and they started trying to shoot me, but then I turned and started driving down the runway and I stole a jumbo jet.
But as I was going to take off, my wing knocked against a pole and was ripped off whilst a police helicopter was getting really rather close and started trying to shoot me.
Then when I got to the end of the runway and started trying to take off (with one wing - it wasn't exactly working), my plane kind of did a barrel role, took out the helicopter with a wing that broke off then exploded in a ball of flames.
I died, needless to say.
((Oh jeez, Zaf XD
Well, Trip deserves to be eaten because he lied to us. All this time he's been pretending to be a human while he was really a pheasant. *nods* So we should eat him because he's food and because he lied.))
#ChaseforBook9
((Wow- that sounds cool, Dragona. :) *questions my own wisdom for thinking that's cool* ))
#ChaseForBook9
((He isnt leaving until he pays he debt of a Nafira moment! *has garden shears*))
Do you have proof he is a pheasant, for one.
Also, exactly how many times has he explicitly claimed to be human?
I also stole a car based on like Suzuki Jimney, I think they're called. To escape from the cops I drove up the edge of a mountain (like the tallest in the game - and they didn't follow me), and then I got to the top and slipped down the other side and flipped all the day down to the bottom and exploded when I hit the road.
I died again too.
Then I jumped out of a plane, died.
Used a cheat to make myself fly randomly towards the ground (well it's more falling with style) and I landed in a lake and survived.
I die a lot, just saying. But it just makes it more fun.
[Sits in the corner, nibbling at a purple carrot]
#ChaseForBook9
HE IS NOT A PHEASANT.
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BIRD-CREATURE?
NO
Yeah he does his hair says it all
I accidentally got into a huge police chase that lasted like across the entire map because I accidentally made a quad bike crush a walker who was trying to get up a mountain. It wasn't my fault, I swear.
Tea brb.
((What kind of human has purple hair?! He's totally a bird-creature. The purple hair and eyes are meant to be colorful so he can attract a mate. Maybe he's part peacock. Maybe Adra is also a bird-creature))
#ChaseForBook9
((*whispers dramatically* I'm on to you, Tadra))
#ChaseForBook9
*hits Aretha with a frying pan and runs* AHHHHH MY IDENTITY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED
*tries to not die laughing* *puts on a serious look* CROATOAN GET BACK HERE YOU LEFT ME ON THE GROUND!!! *is glaring* ((i am just gonna say it unless Niccolò is under 5'4 Zaffy is gonna be glaring up at him, wrath of a midget!))
((HAHAHA!! Quick, somebody grab her!))
#ChaseForBook9
[Finishes eating the purple carrot and pulls out another]
#ChaseForBook9
*throws Adra in the lake* SWIM SWIM SWIM
Niccolò: Did you expect me to simply leave Aretha on her own, unconscious, in a parallel universe?
#ChaseForBook9
((WAIT, I'VE GOT IT. WE CAN USE FABI'S PURPLE CARROTS AS BAIT TO CAPTURE TRIP, BECAUSE HE HAS PURPLE HAIR/FEATHERS.))
#ChaseForBook9
I want to eat Trip too ;_; share!!!! I'm really hungry!
Well no....but you left me, on the ground! That's mean! *tries to look serious but ends up laughing* Okay staying mad at you doesn't last long
*swims to the other side and keeps running* AHHH
MY TRUE FORM IS....
*spreads her wings* A PEACOCK
((Of course we can share! Between Trip and Adra, we'll have enough for a whole feast!))
#Chaseforbook9
AND PEACOCKS TOTALLY HAVE WINGS GUYS. TRUST ME.
Damit, a song about lollipops came on after I said that! *stomach rumbles*
NO. *flies over to Trip Pheasant and flies in the air* YOU'LL NEVER GET US
((*taclkes Adra, jumping on her back* I'll keep her down! Somebody tie her legs up!))
#ChaseForBook9
Peacocks do not have wings. They only have tail features so attract mates, Adra.
((*ties her legs and nods the fire pit* ROAST!))
*freezes Adra's legs*
((Guys, when Trip comes on, we all have to tackle him at once, and immediately tie up his limbs, before he can use magic to get away.))
#ChaseForBook9
((I'll try but Niccolò is here so ahem Zaffy preoccupied))
I TOLD YOU I HAVE WINGS. *flaps her wings furiously* NO I REFUSE THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE
((*grabs Adra's wings and stops them from flapping so she falls* *ties her wings together* We must cook her swiftly! Ready the flames!))
#ChaseForBook9
I play the game
But I can't stay
I've got my head on straight
And I'm not gonna change
I'm not gonna change...
#ChaseForBook9
*points to fire* Wait...is Niccolò going to hate me if I try roasting him over a fire?
*shrieks* NO MY FEATHERS LEAVE ME ALONE YOU EVIL HUMANS
((You mean you want to roast Niccolò? Why...? I think that'd be pretty hard to do, anyway...))
#ChaseForBook9
*pulls out one of her feathers* this will make a lovely accessory or a fountain pen!
*grabs Niccolò's hand and is laughing* Can we try to cook you too? *looks up at him for a moment then shakes head* No I'm kidding you're too awesome to roast *pokes him*
*gawks* MY FEATHER
*tickles her nose with it*
Infact, I'll take a few, just incase.
*plucks another 9 feathers*
Alexis: *pulls Adra's tail feathers out* ROAST HER
Olivia: *plucks a feather giggling copying big sissy*
((Someone should take a feather to give to Trip, as something to remember her by until we cook and eat him, too.))
#ChaseForBook9
Good idea Ari!
Olivia: *holds up feather* Adwa!
YOU SADISTIC BITCH
*struggles* I'LL KILL YOUUUUU
*shrugs*
We can't eat her feathers anyway
*plucks them all *
((I'm gone. I can't really join in the fun right now, sorry.
(([The next time you look at where Fabi was, she's gone, but her pile of purple carrots is still there.
((PS- There actually are purple carrots. Fact.
#ChaseForBook9
*sobs* MY FEATHERS
MY BEAUTIFUL FEATHERS
I DON'T CARE IF I LIVE OR DIE ANYMORE THOSE WERE MY PRIDE
Haha!!!! I'm listening to "peacock" by katy Perry xD
*once feathers are out sticks a stick through her stomach and places her over the fire* BURN BABY BURN
((Jesus Fabi lol))
Aww...no more Madra if we do this...*ponders*
The only person who has any hope of stopping me may not stop me!
((You know, if we weren't acting really hyper and thinking this is hilarious, it would actually be really sad. *continues to laugh anyway because why not* msd, though. I'll be back in roughly an hour and a half.))
#CVhaseforBook9
*kicks at the flames, screeching*
((You owe me my Nafira moment before or after you leave Niccolò! Remember that...))
((I'M COUNTING ON ALL OF YOU TO CAPTURE AND EAT TRIP, TOO. DON'T FAIL! *dramatically blows away*))
#ChaseforBook9
WHY WAS I NOT HERE FOR THIS.
#ChaseForBookNine
NO! PLEASE! Spare him! I won't make a fuss- please don't kill him as well!
*watches Adra roast* how to divvy her up? Shall i count Niccolò?
*whimpers*
*turns her over so her front roasts* Hmm how dead am i when Trip comes?
*doesnt answer, but hangs there*
Well I'm certainly not getting her ass. And looking at her face would be disturbing. Can I have part of her stomach?
I want her arms. Okay lets give Trip a finger to remember her by...
Omg we should make HIM eat her head :3
Then cook and eat him of course.
*squeaks* NO!
((Onfg guys I hate you all))
Alright! *looks at the roasting Adra* hmm there isn't a law again cooking animals so he can't arrest me
@Chione: GENIUS. :)
*isn't really here*
#ChaseForBookNine
*flicks her hair*
Of course I am, Star. I came up with Madra :3
NO STAR I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND.
WE WERE FRIENDS! WE WERE ALL FRIENDS!
I'll have to kill off Dr. Adra in my fanfic. Shame.
NOOOOOOOOOO
((Wbd for a few))
*cackles*
((Sorry uploading video to YouTube don't ask...))
@Adra: WE THOUGHT WE WERE YOUR FRIENDS.
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE HUMAN.
YOU LIED TO US. *sobs brokenheartedly*
#ChaseForBookNine
WELL YOU DIDNT ASK
((Okay I'm at a music Hall downtown for a Star Trek and Wars symphony and THERE ARE STORM TROOPERS AND JEDI OUT IN THE LOBBY I CAN'T))
((Msd for about an hour!!))
Heeeeeellllllppppp
hello zaf
HEEELLLLLPPPP
adra?
She roasting touch her i kill you
THEY'RE SLOW ROASTING ME
oh, ok then
NO
AM I ALONE?
*sighs, and puts the fire out*
Honestly?
*sets fire to small pile of leaves*
Who is slow roasting you?
EVERYONE EXCEPT SIR APPARENTLY
hello sir
Greetings, Johnathon.
*cuts Adrasdos down*
*sets new fire next to adra* greetings
*falls to the ground and rolls* ow.
*gets up* Thank you Sir
Of course. Avoid Johnathon's fire, Adrasdos.
Neeeeeeeehhhh *skits away*
I'm not slow roasting anyone.
((Wbd/msd))
iOS7 is weird... /:
#ChaseForBook9
*laughs* hahahaha
*throws pringles*
Wbvd! I'm watching Nascar and trying on my winter clothes it shouldn't take too long
Hello?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
*runs after Adra with a flaming torch*
#ChaseForBookNine
Hiya, folks!
How're you lot?
Told'ja I'd be back soon. :]
And now I am wise in the tiramisu making ways...
~pokes Blogland~
This comp doesn't want to load pandora...
Ah! It loaded... Finally.
Sorry!
So does anyone watch American football?
Hiya, Zaf!
Finally!
I was wondering if I scard everyone away.
I don't watch American football, not really, but my dad does... He watches the Saints.
Hello.
@Skyril Not really. The rest of my neighborhood does, though, so you can hear cheers from all sides when the Seahawks score. It's sort of amusing.
#ChaseForBook9
Hiya, Fabi!
Lol! That sounds funny xD
My dad has tried getting me interested in it, but... it doesn't amuse me xD
So who's listening to music and TO what music are you listening?
Anybody every played Fire Emblem?
I hate football
lol, it doesn't entertain me either... "Hate" is a strong word, however. :P
Yeah... I don't really see the point of it.
I'm attempting to compose music, does that count?
#ChaseForBook9
That's cool, Fabi. Have you ever met Alexander? Or just Alex? He doesn't come on very often, but he's kind of a DJ.
I've met three Alex's here, but I don't think I've met an Alexander, so I don't know. I don't think so. Cool, though.
#ChaseForBook9
Hey, Fabi..., what is your icon?
Hello people! How are you all?
He's 18. Does that help?
It's this painting of a girl sitting on a beach that's on fire.
It's sort of based on one of my nightmares.
#ChaseForBook9
Hello Rhydian!
I don't think I've met him, then.
#ChaseForBook9
Greetings and salutations, Rhydian!
My birthday is tomorrow. :]
The weather, although it isn't raining, is extremely nice.
I'm good :]
RHYDIAN YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS EPIC. :O
@Skyril: Right now I'm playlisting System of a Down. Does that count as listening?
Being English, I don't watch American football. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
((I love SOAD!!!))
#ChaseForBook9
*hits Star* you feind
Ah, cool, Fabi!
I definitely see the girl. I was confused by the fire, but now it makes a little bit more sense.
I am not food.
*scurries away*
Hi Fabi!
Hiya Skyril! It's weird that. Your name sounds like my OC's lol! Her names Sky
#ChaseForBook9
THANK YOU STAR!! :)
Yeah...
Of course you're not, Adra! Purple carrots are food! [Eats a purple carrot]
#ChaseForBook9
Star, your icon reminds me of this book series I read when I was younger called Deltora Chronicles. The villain's signature was a hand almost exactly like that.
@Adra: YEAH YOU ARE! *scurries after her*
@Ari: Yay!!! :)
I'll link you when I'm done. :) Which might be, um, months. :(
#ChaseForBookNine
Good. *looks sad* you guys burnt my wings off... It hurt
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKYRIL SINCE I DON'T THINK I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW
[Tacklehugs]
[Gives a purple carrot]
#ChaseForBook9
NO. *swings up in a tree* GET AWAY
Cool, Rhydian. :D
I came up with this name... I'm not sure how long ago... Before SP, actually. I created for a character in a game and added the "Oblivion" as the last name of my OC when I came to Blogland. :}
((YES YOU ARE. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FOOD, ADRA. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR FATE. *eats Adra*))
#ChaseForBook9
Hey Ari!!!
NO!
*hits Aretha* GET AWAY FROM ME
Gtg now :( Bye! (Sorry I wasn't hete that long. I'll definitely be here tomorrow to say happy birthday Skyril!)
#ChaseForBook9
LOL!
Thank you very much, Fabi :D
~noms purple carrot~
Mm... tastes like ginger ale.
Goodbye Rhydian!
((Hey Zaf!
*bites the part of Adra's body that she's using to it me* ((You didn't specify, so.))))
#ChaseForBook9
HEY!
Who's seen Les Miserables?
@Skryil: Really? Jepic! :)
@Rhydian: All you need to thank me for is honesty. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
((Bye Rhydian!!))
#ChaseForBook9
Aw, see you, Rhydian! It was nice talking to you!
Who hasn't, Sky?
MY ARM! *hits her again and runs away*
LOL Adra... People, believe it not, many.
Ahhh
*sits under tree* i am not letting him forget
Bye Rhydian!
#ChaseForBook9
FOURS RHYDIAN!
@Skyril: My mum saw it and didn't like it. XD
She was, like, the only person not to. XD
#ChaseForBookNine
((*bites her again and chases*))
#ChaseForBook9
Msd again...
NU. QUIT BITING ME. JESUS
Ok, I dedicate this page to Nights Raven!
And to Peter Hollens for this song [which you should all watch]: http://youtube.com/watch?v=2yVDaxhNT-Y&list=PLfr3Dv3KhienAQ9A0VMRdbOX3PucxiyGS
Oh, gosh, it's been ages since I worked on the name project...!
#ChaseForBook9
Wow, Star, really?
I loved it xD
Hear hear!
[I can't do anything that makes noise now because I can't find my headphones that work, but I'll copy the link an look at it later!]
#ChaseForBook9
*hides under a fallen log and falls asleep? Idk lol*
((We can just say I ate you and call it a day.))
#ChaseForBook9
You should all go to youtube and type in "Peter Hollenns Oreo Wonderfilled song."
This comp won't let me copy and paste.... Yes, that DOES mean that I typed out the entire above link to a different youtube song.
*eats Adra pieces*
I am holding Niccolò accoutable
@Skyril: Really. XD
#ChaseForBookNine
Okie dokie. I've got to go now, but I'll be back tomorrow at some point in the early-ish day, and possibly sometime later today.
Hope to see y'all then. :]
~hugs~ Bye!
[Makes a fake-Adra out of purple carrots and offers it to Ari]
#ChaseForBook9
See you, Skyril! [hugs]
#ChaseForBook9
@Star
Yes.
Really.
>.<
((Bye Adra! Bye Skyril!
*accepts carrot-Adra* Thank you, Fabi!))
#ChaseForBook9
*rolls eyes*
Fours people who are leaving!
#ChaseForBookNine
((What are you rolling your eyes at, Zaf?))
#ChaseForBook9
Names names names names NAMES
I just did Flora's and the O was a bit naughty, but I'm happy with the other letters, so I'm keeping that one!
I also did mine, since it's supposed to be all the bloggy-minions.
Zaf, would you like me to make one for Alexis?
#ChaseForBook9
The amount of times I have run into a tree today *nods sitting quietly waitig*
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